The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW the secret is out...

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship.   02:10 Taxi Fare Rant 04:15 Zoo Kid Romance 05:52 More Or Less Football 09:57 Scandal Headlines 13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession 17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves 27:18 Take the edge off call 29:32 Pornhub Data Leak 31:36 Cybersecurity Tips 34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets 39:53 Scandal Headlines 41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess 44:07 Clint's night out with the boss  49:31 Texts About Boss Fails 53:22 Take the Edge Off Call 57:10 Hook Musical Reveal 01:06:59 Old Awards Debate 01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcasts educate, some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning. It's Bangal Sixth, Monday last regular-sized week for at least the next couple. Clint's been mentioning that Meg for weeks going another long week,

but a short week a few weeks away. Yeah, it's great to just be able to go. all right, I just got to get through this one. And I got a long weekend, followed by a short week. And actually a double short week for teachers. They're taking a teacher's only day on a Friday, at least my kid's school is. So they're getting a short week back to back.

Is it different schools, different rules? Yeah, well, I think there's a certain amount of teacher-only days that they have to plod throughout the year. So it's actually kind of good that they do it on a Friday because if you want to get away for the long weekend early, you don't have to wait for kids to finish school. Yeah, that's very considerate of them. It is.

Here's a question with the teachers. how many percentage, what percentage of teachers, are going to school on the teacher-only days? Because I hazard a guess that few of them are taking that day off as well. It feels like a work-from-home one, doesn't it? Yeah. Say you're working, you're doing marking at home,

but really you're at the park, flying a kite. Or walking your dog. Is that what you do? I don't think that's what they're doing this. That's what I think of leisurely stuff, flying a kite. Look, they all are all different.

Somebody texts and say, my kids' teacher only days next Tuesday. not as considerate. Yeah, so they've gone and tagged it on to the end of the long weekend. Oh, yes, okay. So they get a four day, but yeah, I think the Friday's better

if you want to hit the road and beat the traffic. You're not waiting for kids to get out of school and then fighting school traffic over the motorways. Oh, God, I want to become a teacher just for the teacher only days and the holidays. Yeah. But then you're going to deal with... Other people's kids.

I don't think you'd be very good at that. Yeah, but I can just be one of those crappy teachers that doesn't give much of a shit. There's a few that just rolls out the O-HP every day. I don't think they have them anymore, do they? The overhead projectors, don't they? I haven't seen one in the old. They would have like TVs these days, Dan.

What are they? It screams. They didn't have TVs in my day. It's the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Time for a little quick coffee catch up and what each other got up to over the weekend. Can I just say before you guys jump into yours,

I'm still fuming from catching a taxi over the weekend. Oh, what happened? I was at the Auckland FC game. and they ended up winning the A-League. So everyone stayed, and it was, like, amazing. I didn't leave early to beat the rush like I normally do. And then when I did leave, I was struggling to get an Uber, and it said, your Uber will be 16 minutes away.

And just when I was like, oh, really, a taxi drives fun and he goes, taxi? I was like, go on then. My Uber was $27 or $28. Guess what the taxi cost me? Oh, at least triple that. $67? Yeah. That's why I don't think many people would.

to tax any more again never I can't even believe I still think he'd go on the gas on the brakes on the gas on the brakes I was like so don't even a good drive yeah I was like is that helping his meter go fast and I said him hey bro can you pick a speed did you say it I just zero Fs I just wanted to get home it's almost midnight I was like can't pick a speed bro

and just stick with it oh god clip that's very and he goes oh whoa oh and I go nah mate honestly I could drive better than you with the amount of beers that I've had and I said just pick a speed stay with it bro you did not I reckon That's why I was $76 because he upped the price.

That's what I was like, why is he in the middle of the road with no one in front of him hitting the brakes? Accelerating, hitting the brakes. I was like, does it make his meter go quicker? To be honest, I'd love to know someone to help me understand. Why are taxis more expensive? They're less convenient. Yeah. Obviously they're, they don't, you can't do an app.

They don't have Uber clipping the ticket, so most of it's their profit. Yeah, so excited. People just get desperate to use them. him. He was so excited about the fee probably that he got out and tried to open my door. I was already getting out and then shook my hand as I left.

And I was like, if I could have, my head is if I could have given him a star, like a rating, I would have given him a one star and I've never in my life done that. Anyway, how was your weekend? Our weekend was much more possible. Megan, I went to the zoo with our children. We did, I invited you, Clint, but you were too hungover.

To be fair, yeah, I saw your text like 10.30 and then I realized you'd send I'm like, they're probably already there. Yeah, yeah. No, we just took our kids to the zoo and they fell madly and they're with each other as young kids do. Well, like to the point where my son, they've hung out before

but now my son's two and Daisy's four, isn't she? Yeah. So she's a bit of a cougar in that regard. But my son, there was one point where George was just looking up at Daisy and he grabbed her by the cheeks and looked into her eyes and said, I love you. Like that. Because she let him go down the

slide in front of her, I think. So your daughter doesn't take after her mum Meg loves an old dude And Mick's daughter loves a young boy My husband's two years younger than me True It's a bit of a coup We're not going to go out romantic love with little children

I guess they imagine But just like they became little besties They did, yeah they did But I reckon if they stay friends like this You know we could have a marriage on our hands Can you imagine that You'd be in-laws In-laws together

We'd be brother and sister Oh God no this is fantasy You can all be sister-in-law and brother-in-law No, no, you definitely would not Is that what you become? No, we don't. No, you wouldn't become brothers. You just literally have kids that are married. Right.

You're not brothers. Your mum marries Meg's dad. Should we sort that out? I got to draw a family tree and then we'll get them. How do I get Meg to be my step-sister. More or less, here we go. Let's see how you go.

If you can guess the first option is more or less than the second. Topical one this morning. Oh, it's going to be a hard one for me to get through. There are a lot of team names I can't pronounce. Remember, English is my second language if you're new to the show, so I'm doing my best. Mandarin's her first. Yeah, I was wondering what your first was again. Sorry, I never understand that question.

So I'm just going to move on too. More or less, football edition. Which stadium has had the bigger football crowd, the Makadena Stadium? at the 1950 World Cup final or Camp No at the Barcelona versus Juvenantis in 1986. I hazard against none of that was pronounced correctly. I think she means Avenis.

Yeah, versus Barcelona. Hard to beat those two teams in terms of a, like, supporters coming out in droves. I'd say that Barcelona had more. I'd say the macarena. It was the macarena. From the 50s? From the 50s.

One, just under 200,000 people. Damn. Is that amazing? I would have thought football would have got. Like more... Yeah, but there was nothing else to do. Don't you think that big crowds? Even when Michael Jackson used to, like, turn up,

the crowds would be crazy because there's nothing else to do. Because it's the 1950s, there's nothing else to do. Nothing else to do. All right. Which match had more total goals? Australia National Soccer team beating American Samoa. Or AS Adema versus Le Mene. That Australian game...

That Australian game, there's someone like 20 goals. or around there that they put on Samoa. I'm going to say more goals in the Australian game. Unfortunately, no. Oh, I'm sorry, Clint. Yeah, but you're right. 31 to 0. 31-0!

Didn't they even make like a movie about it? Taika Waititi did a movie. It was like the American Samoa and football team. Can I just pause as well as quickly? It's not called the Macarena. Maracana. Maracana. Sorry about that.

So she said she wasn't good a little bit. I did pre-warned it. I was like, that's a weird name for a stadium. I did think it. No, no, no, it was, I believe, AS Adema, they scored 149 goals, but I think it was a protest or so. I think they all, they actually ended up doing their own goals because they wanted to make a point. Whereas American Samoa did lose by. Actually, they did, they were trying to win.

Which player scored more international goals, Cristiano, Ronaldo or Lionel Messi? Ronaldo, you'd think? Yeah, I would think so as well. Yeah, 130 goals, international goals, Messey, just behind 110. Which club recorded the bigger champion league final win AC Milan beating Barcelona in 1994 or Real Madrid beating Frankfurt in 1960? The biggest final league.

The Real Madrid one. Real Madrid is correct, Dan. Yeah. Well done. God, I'm better at this than you. Dan's won them all. Yeah. Yeah.

Ten goals all together. Seven to three. Would have been an exciting game, I imagine. Yeah. And which transfer fee was high. Neymar to PSG or... Oh, Namar was a very expensive transfer. So you, okay, you know that?

One of the greats. Kiliam Mimbape. Mbabe. Mbabe. Mbabe for France, yeah. Yes, yes, okay, which one? Mbapé actually, I'd say more Mbapé. No, Clint.

You should leave that one to me. 222 million euros. Wow. That's incredible. Damn. What? Imagine, eh? That much money.

That's why I pushed my son, summer. Do you remember if he performed? And Bapé, I think, ended up scoring like four goals in the World Cup final, including going to penalty shootout, and his team still lost. Oh. Yeah. Oh, this segment brought to you by the Macarena Stadium. Yeah, yeah.

I looked for it. It's so long we don't even have Macarena and our sister. Don't we? It's a shame. No, that is a shame. Yeah, I'll get producer ready to load that one for us. Yeah, just when we need it next time, maybe. Yeah, would I make that mistake again?

I think you will. Yeah, yeah. I think I will too. I think we put it past us. All right. First call of the day next. And scandal headlines in three on edge. Clint Megan Dan.

StinkyBood. Clint McGand Dan's scandal. Abby from Love on the Speakroom has opened up about being single and splitting from her long-term partner David. David and I decided to call each other best friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. I have grown and changed lots for the past four and a half years. Yes. But without David, I wouldn't be where I am today. He was a good start.

I know. I thought that was a brilliant last one. Stop! Get it, Abby. He's a good beginner one. And in his last episode, Stephen Cobier, made his band play copyrighted music so CBS could be sued for millions.

For using without permission? Is that what he's doing? Is that what they're doing? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money. Oh, I love Stephen Colbyer. So thanks to the whitening co, whitening that actually works. 942.

The Edge. The Edge. The Edge. The Edge. Is it not as classy as Stephen Colbert is, though? Like, if it did cost the big company millions of dollars before you leave. I just thought he would be a little bit more classy. They're not classy because they've fired him because Donald Trump won't have gone.

I know, but I mean, I don't know. I feel like he's funny and clever and what he's doing, whereas that just feels like, I don't know. It was a star-starded audience there. Did you see all the people arriving? Like, Julia Roberts. Like, literally an A-list, like, packed audience. Wow. It was incredible.

Yeah, he looked like a good time. I did see Donald Trump post an AI video of him picking up Stephen Colby and throwing him in the dumpster. Yeah, even AI Donald Trump didn't have any dance moves. Did you notice that, though? Still out of time somehow. Yeah, to be fair, I mean, if Donald Trump's going to do that, then maybe it is a bit of a...

Who cares about class? You'd think you would have made the AI make him a better dance in the way. Like, at least put a moonwalk in there or something. Yeah, nothing. No. They'd have crashed if they tried to do it. Clint, Megan, Dan. We're going to have to bring up Nordy 640.

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And see what it does for them I'm unfortunately the naughty person today I have one of those horrible supermarket shops That when you have both kids with you A toddler and or a four-year-old I guess she's still a toddler and a baby and just trying to do a top-up shop by myself and I've got the kid wanting me to open the banana

that she gets for free which is great and then the baby wanted banana as well so I got two of them and one of those things I'm just trying to quickly do some things I've got 4,000 things going on in my head babies like screaming at me kids asking me for certain things I get the things they need

and I get in the car load them up and get home and when I got out of the car and was taking my coat off is when I realized I accidentally stole something. I put something in my pocket. I know, it's pretty bad. I have to go back there, I imagine, and what do you do, admit it?

Like, I'll have to go back today. I didn't have time to go back that afternoon. I don't know. How much did you spend? It was about $4. No, but how much was the shop? The shop. Oh, was the top-ups for probably about $70 or $80? Oh, I wouldn't go back. Really? No.

Is this $4.00 was the thing you took? What was it, though? Because I think that's important. because if it's nuts that you've keyed in wrong to say $4 that feels dishonest because you knew what you're doing. Oh, piss off you. We've all done it. I know it's silly. I put in my pocket because I had enough hands because I was holding it.

I don't know why I forgot that it was in there because it's heavy. Okay. I'm going to give you the benefit out, but I've never put something in my pocket just to hold on to it when I'm in a shop buying stuff. You might have done it when you had your kids. I'm even feel paranoid when I put my phone or something in my pocket in a store. I know. People think I'm putting something in my pocket.

I remember thinking... I'm not showing the cameras. It's a phone. It's already mine. I honestly, I even remember when I did it. I was like, I have to remember that. But it was one of those moments. I didn't have any hands.

Ran out of room in the trolley. It wasn't in the trolley. I was just doing... I was like in my arms. Oh, okay. It was one of those shops. Anyway, it's my own fault. I have to go back today and pay for it.

But it was a jar of mango chutney. Of course it was. Of course it was. Of all the things that she could have stolen, I would have gone. It would have either been a chutney or a mix for a minestrone. there would have been top answer and I would have bloody guessed that.

That or a suit. I would add a soup at number two. I love how she went up for the essentials and she found her own. She's like, I can't go without chutney for another day. I'll just pop this in my coat. I didn't have chutney yesterday and I almost died. So I need the chutney.

I was like, don't forget the chutney. As you were saying, you're killing me. You're right. I did say it was the essentials. It is. Mango chutney. If someone came up to me,

gun to the head, and then I'm going to ask you a question if you get it wrong, you die. And they were like, okay, we found chutney and one of your friend's coats. I'd be like, Meg. And then just walked off and you need to ask me. I'd be like, oh my God, I'm saved.

I actually think one day she'll pass away and they'll go, she choked on chutney sandwich. And I'll be like, that's not surprising. Oh, God. Checks out. Yeah, I did have it in a sandwich, Daniel, right. If I was you. So I have to go back and, yeah, what do you do?

What do you do? So you go back and say, hey, I'm so sorry, I didn't pay for this. I put it in my coat. I just want to pay the $4. Is that what you do? I just, yeah, I guess so. or just not do it.

Sophia's just texting. Who puts a jar of chutney in their pocket? I quote. Honestly, unbelievably not made up. Like, 100% true. Imagine finding out you're the lawyer for Meg in that case. I'd be like, geez, how am I going to get her off this one?

Meg purposely buys garments with chutney-sized pockets just in case. She's like, could this fit in chutney? Yeah, no, it's too small. Good thing. You've heard of half a chutney in there. If you've ever done a Meg and you've been an accidental thief, What did you do? And then maybe me, you can work out sort of what you're supposed to do off the back of other people's experiences.

Oh, yeah, I mean, I will be, I know what I'll do. Otherwise, I think, especially after talking about I'm going to go to jail. So I'll go and give the money and give it to the person at the little customer service counter and say, I stole some chutney. Yeah, you'll be in Primura prison for the great chutney highest of 2020. Clint, Megan Dan. Right now we're talking accidental thieves. Latia, unfortunately, has been one before. Morning, Latia.

Good morning. Yeah, good. So what did you accidentally steal? Sorry, I've just seen underneath your name. It says, Anonymous, please. Oh, no. And this is why I normally hear the phones. I'm sorry, and on. Sorry, Anonymous.

That's right, what did you accidentally steal? So I moved into, this was about six years ago, but moved into a new flat, and we were all doing like a big Kmart shop. And we needed one of the entertainment cabinets for our TV and we put it on the bottom of the trolley and I just like fully walked down to the store

and did you go back? And I didn't realize until like four days later when we were splitting up the bill because we were like oh yeah we'll split it and then I was like oh my gosh it's just this giant entertainment cabinet that we haven't been. Well did you oh yeah you couldn't go back that far ago I guess so you just took it to your grave

until now. Yeah yeah pretty much I'm not rewarding the behaviour but I am going to give you something anonymous because Meg accidentally sent your name on air when she wasn't supposed to. That wasn't me. And if you want proper furniture, because at the moment you're doing the Kmart thing,

we'll send you to Mocka. We'll give you $100 on Mocker voucher. Furniture Design for New Zealand homes. Oh, awesome. Thanks so much, guys. You're welcome. No shoplifting from there, please. Yeah, yeah. Mocker has 20% offsite wide. It's almost like stealing. It is, isn't it?

It ends midnight tonight, Mocker.com.com.com. Legal stealing. Yeah. All right, accidental thieves, if you've got a story, like Ladia. No, like A-on, like A-Hanon. Stop. O-I-Hundra-Eadge or fire us a text, 3343. Clip Meg and Dan. Linda Olivia Dean, it's 1 to 7 on the edge.

We're talking accidental thieves after Meg stole a chutney after putting it in her coat and leaving more. What a sentence. Yeah, truthful, I will have to go back and give them the four bucks that I owe them. No, you won't. Well, I go there all the time, so I will. I'll just tell them, hey, I accidentally stole a chutney. You won't? But it will.

You don't know me if you don't think I will do that. It's hard for you to even defend. Next time you go back there, and they've got a video of you putting anything in your coat. I know. And then you go, I was planning on paying for that. They're like you, because that's what people do when they put in their coat. I know, it's true. Very hard defense.

Yeah, it is. It is. When you don't have any other, next time, get a basket or a trolley every time. I think you could defend this one. Somebody said, I end up stealing my neighbor's Uber Eats order. Got delivered to our doorstep. and I thought my partner had ordered it. We ate it before looking at the address on the outside of the bag,

and it was our neighbours. So where did the partner, neither of you just said, hey, did you get this? You think they ordered it. I don't know. I don't know. That's bizarre. Okay, what about...

Let's go to Bex. Yeah, actually, Bex is a goody. Yeah, morning Bex. Good morning. How are you? Yeah, good. So you accidentally stole what? Well, I find supermarket shopping really overwhelming, so I take my kids, which probably doesn't actually help.

And we use the pack and save shop and go. And I'm already freaking out in the supermarket, making sure they're scanning everything. We get to the checkout. They're like, yeah, cool, see you later. Didn't get a rescan. And realize 40 bucks worth of stuff. Like a roast and snacks. It was really embarrassing.

How did it know, did they find out to the people, or did you just go home and realize, oh, we didn't pay for that? No, I just went home and realized, and my husband was like, that was a really cheap shop. Now be honest, Bex, did you go back and come clean or did you just take it to your grave? Until down. I had too much anxiety. I couldn't.

Okay, and be honest. Do we let the kids scan the groceries all the time now? No, never. Okay. I love this one. Have we got Maria on or we weren't able to get her? I thought she had a great test. We've got Marais.

Oh, that might be. Marais? Morning. Marais? Hi. Hi. What did you steal? Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, good. I've done it at the supermarket. I've done it at my to 10. It's with the three kids, it's just really overwhelming. God, you're a capitalist. And then you get home and then you realize that you haven't paid for something. But I just pay it forward. So you do pay it forward to the supermarket or do you pay it forward to somebody else?

Somebody else. Right. Pay it back would be to the supermarket, paying it forward, I guess. Yeah, true, true. Unsuspecting. When you say you do it often, how often? Oh, not very often. Not very often.

When you say often, you mean not very often. often. Three kids going in three different directions. It's really hard. I tell you. This one seems more guilty than you. I bought an outdoor table and chairs from the warehouse and the checkout girls scanned the table and one chair.

But there were seven chairs. We paid and left very quickly. If you're already quickly, you know what you're doing. Marius said I had a boyfriend buy an electric guitar for $400 and they only put $4 on the terminal. He did nothing and I broke up with him. Oh! Oh! She was like.

Not my man. Not my man. My man doesn't just isn't honest. It's a good red flag, isn't it? And he obviously chose the guitar, the $4 guitar over her. Because he would have been like, oh, if you're leaving me, then I'll go back. Oh, and what about the 18-month-old son who grabbed a Cronella Shark's jersey and put it in the pram without them saying?

Okay, Dave. He's going to be the favorite team. I feel like they're blaming the kids a lot. They get home, they say, no, I see Warriors jersey. Warriors jersey. Clint, Megan, Dan. Khalid, it's 4 to 7, take the edge of my life happening, and five minutes. Let us know what is that financial burden that we can take care of for you.

Somebody who doesn't have any financial concerns at the moment is the most followed TikToker in the world. Do you know who that is? Oh, yes, yes, yes, he says he's the guy, he just like reacts to videos. Yeah, he doesn't even say anything. Yeah, Carby Lambe. It is, yes, good. Yeah, he's the most followed TikToker in the world, 160 million followers. And he doesn't say anything.

Crazy. Easyest job in the world. Yeah, and so crazy, over the weekend Forbes magazine posted that he has gone and sold 51% stake, so I guess the deciding state, in his company, and they have long-term control of his personal brand. So it means that they actually get to use his image and create content however they like. So they can use his image to create AI videos to promote things,

and you go, well, that seems risky. Yeah, but everyone has a price. And his was $975 million. Do you think there'll be many clauses in that, or it's just like, we want to promote it, you're going to be the face of it. You would think there would be stipulations and things like that.

But if they're paying you almost a billion dollars, I imagine for that kind of money, they would want freedom to use your image for whatever the hell they like. Honestly, you could use my image for anything for that. Yeah. I'd be doing anything. For how much again, Clint, 9. 75 million.

Wow. Yeah, they have exclusive rights to license his AI-generated digital twin, which utilises his facial expressions, his voice, his physical mannerisms to host content and 24-7 live streams. Wow, oh my gosh, it's so wild. That's what the world's turning into. It's so scary that that's how we're making lots of money now. How much money would we have to pay you, Meg,

if we got your likeness and image for one way? You too? Yeah, we got full rain. And you got full rain. For whatever we want. Same price, $975 million. Are you joking me? I'm putting on a hemorrhoid cream.

I'm putting on a hemorrhoid cream. There is no way that I would trust either of you with my image. Everyone's got a price a million dollars for a week. Sell one of your houses and we've got the money. Yes, Clint, go on. We do a reverse auction. He started a million. He goes, yes, we go, here's 500,000.

She goes, yep, still. We'll just keep bringing the price down until we work out what Meg's bought. $10,000 for a week where we can use your image for whatever we want. Because the internet is forever, and even when the dumb gag is over and I've got 10K, we're just going to disappear instantly, by the way. Then in 10 years' time, they're going to be like, do you remember that girl, me? There's still an advert out there for hemorrhoad cream, and she said that. While she's chowing down on like steaks, just eating raw?

Yeah, no, no, my integrity is worth more than that. Mine's not. Mine's not. I'd sell my image for 10 grand from a week. Oh, nobody shocked, though, Clint, for that. Integrity is always big cheap. My follow account might even go up after you guys have finished with it. If I have yours, I'm putting you on veger silk.

Yep, fine. It doesn't care. I might do it for five grand. All right. Take the edge off my life. If you've registered, we could be calling you next. You have to answer, though, we'll take the edge off my life. Otherwise, it goes back into the pool and goes to somebody out.

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with people doing slides and taking notes. And so is it to teach them what job they should be in? No, I think it's to encourage them to be better in whatever line of work you're in. And maybe you get to claim it all back because it's a work trip. I wasn't paid for a terrible one. It's like a career coach

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Yeah, of course. So I was hoping he was going to go, I've got a direct line to Peter Jackson and get you in the sort of rings. Got this kid he's paid me $3,000. Couldn't get him in the new home. There you go, bud. He said, yeah, I just flicking my message.

I'll fly down to Wellington now. Is that dialing through guys? My phone's still broken. I just try and put the number in? No. No, I just said dial in it crash. I'm sorry, you're going to have to put the number in them. You talk amongst yourselves as well.

I'll type this in. So this person's wanting $275 for career coaching. Oh, my current job is making me miserable. I know. I'd love to work with a coach to figure out what career I might enjoy. And then pivot into that. Okay. Just remember.

She has to answer. Take the edge off my life. Take the edge off my life. Congratulations. Thank you. You've looked into career coaching. I have, yeah. I'm a little unhappy in their career.

So I'm keen to work with someone to help me out with that. So what do they do? So if you're sitting there and you go, I genuinely don't know what to do with my life, they kind of talk to you about your hobbies and your skills and what you're good at and they'll go, actually, this could be a stream of thing, something you, have you got no idea what you want to do?

I have a few ideas, but I'm not really sure how to get this. they're going to like ask me questions and help me figure out what I want and how I can like pivot over there. Well, I love that. That's really cool actually. And how old are you? I'm 27.

I love that you're thinking to do that because we think that once we lock in a job out of high school, that's us, right? It's never too late to change careers if you're not enjoying it. It's a good on you, Shantale. I want to have a thing called an achievement, discovery's aptitude test

and it took like hours and they get you to build blocks and see how quickly you can build you know, the picture. and then they get you to do it again. They give you like this fake language and you have to like learn it and whatever and it tests all these different skills

and then at the end, based on how well you do in those skills, determines what types of jobs that you would like flourish in and really enjoy that actually lean into those things that you're good at. It's another thing to maybe look into. Yeah, okay, thank you.

Weirdly they were getting me to do that while I was working in radio. Hey, anything else, Clint? All right, well, Chantelle, really exciting for you. $275. for your career coaching. Congratulations.

Yeah, all done. Thank you so much. Excellent. Someone else has just text through saying, save the money and just get chat GPT to do it. I know, but I don't know. I'm so feeling funny about AI these days. It is like one of those things.

That's somebody's job that has studied to hopefully try and teach you the best ways to get into careers. And now we just put it into a little search and it's free. Yeah. Coming up next, we're talking about a very popular website. Clint uses this website a lot.

and they've had a bit of a leak gone down. Yeah. And if you're a person that uses the hub, like Clint, you should be worried, apparently. No, I don't. But, yeah, actually, the leak went back as far as December last year. Yes. But I don't know why it's taking this long to finally get all the details out. And, yeah, it turns out, Duncan James, you may know the name.

He was on the second to last season of Marriott, First Side, Australia. He got wife swapped. You know when they do that weird wife swap for a night or a day? Turns out he actually did leave his married at first sight wife and ended up swapping with Evelyn. They're going pretty good on social media at the moment. For someone that doesn't use it, he's talking about a lot of isn't? I know.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clint Meg and Dan, you've got to be careful when it comes to your security online. And there was a story that dropped last week that freaked out. I think a lot of people. Obviously, we weren't worried about it because it doesn't affect any of us. Clint did look very nervous that day, I will say. But Duncan, who you might remember from Married at First Site a couple of seasons ago, announced this earlier this week.

Pornhub users, I got some bad news for you. My name's Duncan. I'm founder of Cyber AI. And unfortunately, if you're a premium user of Porn Hub, your viewing habits and search history might have just been leaked. Now, Duncan, have you stumbled across something before everybody else? Because there was a leak back in December that everyone reported on in 2025. But I'm not seeing a lot of people freaking out about it.

Morning, guys. Right. In December there was a few articles about the leak from the premium porn hub users. But we've been seen in the dark web over the last couple of weeks that there's some of that data is starting to come out into the open. So that's why I reported on it this week. Right. So the leak did happen. So there's been no new leak. The leak happened in December 2025. And then six months later, suddenly things are actually getting used. Yeah, look, we often see that in cyber security incidents where, you know, they'll get access to your data. but it's not until later on that they work out how they want to use it

or what they might want to do with it. Hypothetically, Duncan, if you were a subscriber to the premium, how do you know if you've been leaked? It's actually very hard to find out if you've been leaked personally unless you're a cyber security expert or if you're somebody who's trawling the dark web to find that. I'd say most people don't have to worry about it. I don't think they're going to sort of hold people over ransom

about their viewing habits and try to extort them that way. If you are an online user, how do you safeguard yourself from getting fished? Yeah, so that's a really good question. There's a couple of easy things that people can do without having to be some cyber expert and spend lots of money. First ones always have two-factor authentication. So if you've got your Instagram, you've got your Facebook, your TikTok,

always have a second form of authentication to get into those accounts. Secondly, never click on a link in an email that you get, especially if it's from a source that you don't really know or don't understand. That's probably the most prominent way that people get fished these days through an email into their Gmail or their Outlook account. Duncan, I was a big fan of your season on Meredith First Sight, season 10, and how you ended up with Evelyn, who I also thought was incredible on the show. How much digging did you do in terms of someone who owns Cyber AI

into Evelyn before you guys got together? That's a very good question. Just out of my own sanity, I chose not to do too much digging. Right. You know, there's a point of how much you want to know versus how much you should know. And girls of her social media past, she's a pretty smart girl. She probably removed anything incriminating.

Yeah, I think when you're getting to know somebody, you're like, oh God, what does my social media footprint look like? And then you're dating someone who owns cyber AI. God, you'd be stressing. Swimming bullets if you had something to hide. How are you two going at the moment? You guys are a real success story off the back of mass, and there are a few of them coming out of the Australian version.

Yeah, I think there's six couples in, or seven, maybe six couples in 12 years, 14 years. So success rate not that good. We weren't actually matched together. They did make us change, well, have a wife swap on our season, which was the only season they did that. And so Evelyn lived with me for three days during the experiment. We became friends, and it's been pretty rosy since then. She's off sunning herself in France at the Cannes Film Festival.

festival right now and I'm looking after the dog. It's working on cyber security, so... Sounds like you got the short straw there. Yeah. Well, thanks for coming on. I do, don't I? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to have to do something about it.

Thanks for coming on, Duncan. Just to confirm, so they can't see what videos you've been watching, eh? I still worry. Oh, my gosh, terrible. No, not for non-premium users, you'll be fine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Looking forward to seeing that engagement post, hopefully, soon as well, Dan.

Yeah, how good. Oh, no worries. You guys be the first to know. Yeah, mate. Thanks, Doug. See ya. Well, the engagement thing was... Had it at his tongue there a little.

Yeah. Hey, yo, next on the show, have you heard about Spotify reserving concert tickets for super fans? And what makes you eligible to become a super fans that they're going to reserve tickets so you're not sitting there in the queue,

hit and refresh. You were 2,600 in the queue waiting for your favourite artist. Fantastic idea. So good, eh? Yeah. I'm unsure how Spotify has the power to deal it, but I guess they do.

They're rolling it out in the States so let you know what it's all about and fingers crossed makes its way to New Zealand. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Did you see over the weekend a lot of people posting about the fact that Spotify

is going to start reserving two tickets for selected fans giving them early access to purchase tickets before they go on sale. It's only 18 plus in the US currently, but if it works, I guess they'll look to roll it out across the country. and your access to be a super fan

is based on your listening activity and your engagement. It's actually a win-win for the fact, for everybody. So it's a win for the artist having their biggest fans being able to go. It's a win for us because then we get access to people that we love the most. And it's a win for Spotify

because all this is going to do is up their streaming because people want the chance to get access to tickets so they'll listen more to these artists they like. It's a very clever initiative, isn't it? Yeah, incredibly. Rather than people scouting tickets.

buying them, they're not fans, and then just putting them online to try and make the proper. It's probably not going to stop that, though, is it? Because you'll still be able to, like, scalp. But maybe at least the people that are the most keen. It would be cool if this evolves to a point where, let's say, Post Malone's coming to New Zealand soon. And he was like, right, I only want my hardcore Spotify fan.

So you have to be somewhere in the top 20% or 30% to get a ticket. And then once those tickets are exhausted, then everyone else can buy? I do think as well. I mean, I think it's a bold move for a singer or an artist to do a concert like that, but I think they would secretly want it. They want the people in the concert that know every word. Auckland FC, to an extent, did that. Really?

The football team that won the league on Saturday night, where they had the first 15,000 tickets were available only to members. So if you were a member and you had like season tickets, you could buy a bunch of tickets for the final, which I think was fair enough. Up to 15,000, they could. kept it and then it became available to the rest of the public so maybe they'll start doing that with concerts and I think they do it to a certain degree with concerts as well

like if you remember of the fan club and like the like Celine Dion stuff I remember that she did those she's doing those concerts over in Paris the first tickets available were to the fan club well based on Spotify it wrapped the last one I was in the top 0.5%

of John Mayer fans she would so just goes to show how often Clinton and his wife are intimate because that's when you play Oh God, you're right, Dad. I didn't think of that. He's cooking dinner. He's famously said to get in the mood.

He plays John Mayer. Well, I don't need it, but... Maybe it's just how often he's trying to get Jamie and beer. Yeah, doesn't mean the amount of attempts equals the success, right? I'm lucky that in all three of my top artists, I've been to all of their concerts. So I've been to... Fruit salad. What a waste if that was your superfan.

Happy gutted. Although I think she's It'll be the next child now that's into the Wiggles but Taylor Swift I got to go to the Airst Tour. Someday I'll be... Phil Collins.

You think you'll ever get to see him live again? No, I don't. I knew at the time that was many years ago that that would have been probably my last shot at it because he sat down the whole time and was still incredible by the way

and I paid a lot of money for the best tickets I could get. What an eclectic mix? Phil Collins, the Wiggles. Taylor Swift. Oh, those in glass houses though, Dan should not throw stones. You're in the top what percentage of fans on this guy?

Yeah. 0.005. It's beginning to look a lot. And I'll say this. It's because Dad has boobly bars. And when he has a bath, he puts on boobly. Every Friday night, I'd have my boobbley bar. I put some bubbles in the bar.

Fill it right up, put on boots and get in there. So wait, Dad. With candles, turn the lights off. Candles on. Do the master me. So dad on. listens to Boubley on a Friday night once a week and he's still in the top

0.0.0.0% Oh, poor Bublay. Yeah. No, I quite often have him on in the background at home. But it's the, I listen to his other stuff, not his Christmas shit. I listen to his older crap. All bubble bath is some lovely bubbles and I put some bath salts just at the bottom and kill them trickle away on my bottle. Oh, the effervescence?

On the undercarriage. Hey, maybe you shouldn't mock it until we try it? Yeah, give it a go. Okay, uh, Mexico's Scandal headlines and what's going on over the weekend next. And then we have our Neutrogena Vault, your chance to guess the PIN, to win the infrared sauna and the thousands of dollars of prizes inside it next. On the edge. Yeah.

I just haven't met you yet. Clint McGinn Dan. Oh, my gosh. Clint McGinn Dan's scandal. Abby from Love on the Spectrum has opened up about being single and splitting from her long-term partner, David. David and I decided to call each other best friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. I have grown and changed lots for the past four and a half years. Yes.

But without David, I wouldn't be where I am today. He was a good start. And the movie, ladies, first on Netflix, is getting talked about online because of how polarizing the reviews are. Starring Sasha Baron Cohen, who is a male chauvinist, transported to a matriarchal society. Some main reviewers on Rod and Tomato saying it is the worst movie of all time giving it 10%,

whereas women are giving it 75%. Is it your time of the week? What? I swear to God, if men don't jerk off at least once a week, they get so agro. Oh, father of f***. You've got to stop teasing me in these gargans. Don't you know this is a place of work?

I can't afford to be distracted. Oh, my goodness. That's all thanks to the whitening company. Real whitening, rare results. 942. The Edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. 8 o'clock this morning. We finally get to reveal to you

the secret that we've been sitting on for about three weeks after trying to find a Dan's diary, which we did, we stumbled across what producer Carl called The Mother Load. The Mother Load, yeah. Yeah, what is the mother load? You'll find out at 8 o'clock, but next.

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So, okay, stop. Neutralit smart sense combo blender, a soda stream machine, a status anxiety bag, a Nike cooling, small towel, a York Hollow Eva foam roller bag, Newtogina, cleanser water gel. No, nowhere near halfway. Nowhere near. A Garmin four and a 165. Smartwatch. That's a good one.

A GHT. Hello's the air dryer. She keeps reading it out. Okay. We're going to go to Emily this morning from Christchurch. I know from Auckland, actually. Morning, Emily. Oh.

Hello. Is that me? Yes, that's you. Hello? That's you. Good morning, Emily. Hi. Hey.

Morning. All right. We need a good. Well, weren't as good as you if you give us the correct four-digit pin. What do you want Dan to punch into the safe? Okay. Does it mean anything to you or is it just going on the clues that have been given from listening? If you type it into a key.

Okay, smart from you. Okay, here we go. I'm going to go up to the safe. And to the pin code. So I'm typing in 6-457. Here we go. 6.4.5.7. HASH.

Wow. Okay. Okay, so it's not correct. Sorry, but let's check the numbers and see if any of them got into the right place. Six, four. Okay, we knew that one. Five, seven. Oh, that's a new one.

Nice. Unfortunately, that means nothing for you. At least I'll help someone. I'll take that. Very generous of you, babe. It is. So sweet of you. Yeah, yeah. You can always keep playing again as well, just trying to get through on the phones and see how you go with the other two numbers.

Okay. Okay, so we know it's something for something. seven. So you can get the other two numbers and the Amphreed Soren and the thousands of dollars worth of goodies. In it are all yours. You can enjoy plump of skin with the Nutsiana College and Bank Range today. Coming up next, Clint, hung out

with the boss on the Wiki Meage. You know this? I did see this and I was like classic. Of course he did. Yeah, I invited him to hang out with me and you Dan and he didn't expect to that, but I saw him hanging out with the boss. Yeah, well, I mean, he asked me. He asked his favourite, apparently. He did, yeah. He said, you're my favourite.

I hung out with the boss He asked if I wanted to go to the Auckland FC game It was the final against Sydney In the A-League grand final Only AFC's second year in the competition And they ended up taking it out 1-0 on Saturday night So you want to kind of get up to speed real quick You know the Wellington Phoenix

They've been in the league a long, long time They're the only New Zealand team Or have been the only New Zealand team In a league of Australian teams Auckland came in to create a second New Zealand team and they've won it in their second year. Isn't that incredible? It's so amazing.

And the celebrations afterwards, the boys in the Shedner was on social media. There were flares thrown onto the field and blue smoke everywhere. Saw a lot of the boys on their Instagram still partying at 5am, 6 a.m. Neil Diamond always comes out. Yeah, it was an incredible game.

I watched it from my couch at home. So did we? Because I wasn't invited by the boss. But I will say that it was great defense from Auckland FC because there was a few times where as Sydney were about to score and the defence was held up really well. Yeah, so you were out with the boss?

Yeah, and I said to him, I flicked him a message when I got to the stadium. It was packed. There was almost 30,000 people there sold out. And we said we'd meet at the seats. But then when he messaged me, he said, drinks, question mark. And I said, yeah, I'm just getting some now. What would you like? And while I'm texting him, just by chance, in a stadium of 30,000 people, he's like,

glit. And I turn and look, and he's already in a queue much closer to the front than I would be. I'd have to go join the back. Oh, good. Could I, a little sidetrack here, really good from you, because most people would assume when he said drinks, he's offering, but you were like, huh, I'm going to offer to buy him a drink. Yeah, it was drinks question mark. So I was like, yeah, mate, even though I'm out with the boss, you have a couple.

You said, over the pay rise in a year. I just thought that's a really good tactic from you. I wouldn't have thought that I would have just said, yes, please. That's what I mean. That's how you don't get a pay rise. And so he's at the front and he goes, oh, what do you want? And I said, oh, beer, just beer. And so you're allowed four per person

And you don't want to have to line up again Say, you know, he's a GB, so he's gone I'll just get two for him, two for me Right? You get a thing of four Yeah, enough Goes and pays, happy days, chatting a few other boys and that And he comes out and he hands me in my two beers And I was like, these are zero percenters

I know he knows you well Yeah, you're an alcohol, I know They were the blue hynicans And he goes, no, they're not And I go, yeah, a zero percent And he goes, oh, barga, oh, man. And I go, it's all good. I'll still drink him.

Like, I'm not an alcoholic. Really? He was grumpy that they weren't a zero percent. As I'm carrying my zero percent. I was like, did the boss deliberately get me zero percent? Because, you know, we're on a work thing. He doesn't want to be seen buying alcohol for his employees. And he doesn't want to be embarrassed by a drunk Clint Randall, you know,

because he gets very melty and hansy, doesn't he? I mean, it would make sense that he did it and then go, oh, sorry, I didn't know. But he did seem quite, if I could have recorded that moment, but he seemed quite convinced that he was really, oh man, like gutted, and he couldn't go back because they already took the tops as soon as you buy them. Yeah, of course they do. So he couldn't return them. We weren't going to line up again.

I know, but I would. I wouldn't go on the line again. I'd go to the side and it's like, sorry, you sold me these, these are zero percent and I want to beers. I absolutely would go back if I'd be given the wrong product. But he took them out of the fridge and then took them to the counter. They'd be like, if you didn't want them, you should have taken them. Let's call him.

Let's call him and see if it was on purpose. That's not your fault. I would absolutely turn them back. Do you think he's awake at this time of morning? I reckon it was 100% on purpose. He didn't want to be embarrassed. He didn't want to be groped by Hansi. He's heard about the huck-a and Clint doesn't run Aussies.

I did that one time after a wedding. He tries to teach them the hucker, doesn't he? He's not going to answer because he's guilty. Look at that. Avoiding you, Clint. Your call has been forwarded to avoid that. He's screened it. You just have to trust me that.

I think it was an honest mistake. And then he wasn't trying to keep me sober while he drank. Clint, that is one of those sanctions. it and you go, I wonder if I am an alcoholic, that's a sign. Your friends find is there in line about it. I reckon that AB's been stung by a work colleague before where he's taken about bought full percentage alcohol and then

things have got naughty. They do taste different as well. What happened on the night out with the boss, by the way, have you had something like this happen? Where maybe this is why, that he's learned to listen. Yeah, I mean, you could have absolutely broed down and become best mates or you could have gotten,

maybe you weren't on your best behaviour and he had a bit of falling out come Monday. Yeah, and there was like a serious conversation on Monday. Yeah, could have become besties? Yeah. Yeah, what happened on the night out? The boss had to be there. What did you do?

What did you say to the boss? What did you do in front of the boss? All stories welcome. Clint, Megan Dan. We want to know what happened when you hung out with the boss. I did to watch the AFC final against Sydney, which Auckland ended up winning. And my boss, when he went to the bar,

to get drinks, came back with two alcohol-free beers for me. He said it was an honest mistake and you didn't realize the blue Heineken was zero percenters. I think he did it on purpose. Either it was an accident or he was trying to keep me sober on a work trip. What about this text? Got absolutely steamed at the work due

and spent 20 minutes telling the boss he was more than a mate than a manager. Asked for a pay rice twice. Didn't get one. There's no surprise. Our boss drank it a little too much and added everyone on social media and then the next day was liking old photo.

Oh my God. Oh. I could, I'd leave. I'd leave. Laura had her first role in November, and she said that she became kind of, she was the boss. She got plastered at the Christmas party.

You can't as the boss. She can't get too drunk. She was nervous. And her and her new co-workers ended up bringing each other's ex-boyfriends and leaving messages. She said the good thing is it's quite a young team

who then thought I was fabulous from then on. Oh yeah, good team building. All right, let's go to Gary. Oh no, I don't know the edge morning, Gary. Morning guys, how's it going? Yeah, good, mate. So this was your old boss? Yeah, there was my old boss from a few years ago, yeah.

Somehow we ended up after going to the casino, me and her. She was pretty drunk, drinks are going around, and she actually got kicked out and then banned from the casino. Oh, God, bad to get banned. That's a bad look as the boss. Yeah, can you say why? She was banned? I allegedly lost too much money.

Oh. Oh, so that way you've had another. Wow, they were trying to help her. Gosh, you know what's mad at the casino is trying to help you. Yeah, the house always wins. I guess they have to be seen as being, you know, gamble responsibly. And if you're in that wasted and you don't know what you're doing. That is a good story, Gaza, but I don't know if it's going to beat Emily's story.

Emily, this happened. Was it at your wedding? Yeah, I got married in March and my brother has an exhal spreadsheet for chocolate and his special cookie mix and his special adult cookie mix to be really clear. Okay. Yeah. And my brother. boss, devils and a bit of this and that.

And my brother was like, here, grab a couple of these. My, yeah, my brother said to my boss, and my boss was like, yeah, and they're not strong enough, they're not strong enough, and then took like double the amount. And then he absolutely passed out on the corner and was like waking up periodically and chiming

into conversation very inappropriately. And then, I think it was about 1 a.m. His family dragged home. His poor family as well. Oh, God, his kids were there. It's quite standard behaviour, so it was like, it's like, oh, it's just, it's just mate there. It's quite standard behaviour.

So the boss is just greened out in the corner of a wedding. Oh, God. Oh, no. The nightmare. Do you think that stole any of the What, did people talk about it later? Was that the kind of thing? Nah. Nah, it would start chill vibes.

It was very small. Yeah, everyone that would have had a problem that would have left by then anyway, so all good. I think if it's the type of wedding, it's got those type of cookies as the... True, true. I think they don't care about that. They weren't in mind. Yeah, fair enough.

Yeah, and I haven't actually looked at it, like, this before being an AFC supporter. But someone from Wellington, because the only other New Zealand team is Wellington Phoenix, they've been in the A-League a long time. They said, can you imagine a new NRL team coming in? Like we have the Warriors.

And they said a new team coming in and winning the comp within two years. That's how us Wellington Phoenix fans feel about AFCs win. So I guess with the Warriors, it would be a crash-witch team coming in. Yeah, like a Crusherish team comes in and then two years in they win the grand final.

and the Warriors have been in the league 30 years and never won. It could happen. Breakfast hits harder with Clint Meg and Dan. All right, take the edge off. My life is next if you have registered. Asking for cash, we could be giving it to you. Coming up next. Make sure you answer that block number.

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Okay, which is exciting. It's a beautiful part of the country. Yeah, and I believe they're grown on their first ever family holiday to Portland. Yeah. Well, it says here they're wanting to go to Rainbow's End. Never been. Never been. Oh, it's heaven on earth.

It's good for kids, yeah. Yeah. Oh, come on. I love it. The log flu, one of the greatest rides of all time. Excuse me. Come on. There's so many rings.

Come on, come on. Take the edge off my life. Penelope, we're putting $200 towards you going to Rambozzee when you come up to Auckland. Thank you so much. So, have you ever been to Rainbow Zen before? Oh. Are you crying? My kids have never even been on a plane.

Oh, that's lovely. Well, it's an amazing trip. Rainbow Zen, love it to bits. How old are your kids? 13, 5 and 15 months. Holytic. Paterope, is this Penelope with your daughter Ruby who we've met? Yes, it is.

Oh, hi! Oh, we met Ruby and Panopi a few years ago when we went down to Invercargo. Do you remember they came in Ruby dress pitches? And I remember Ruby recently 2 and 13, which we talk sometimes on DMs and Instagram. Oh, it's so exciting that you're coming up to Auckland. You have to come into the studio and say hi. I'm like shaking. Yeah, definitely pop in and come see us.

It won't be as exciting as Rainbow's End. Yeah, well done, Panop. I'm sure it will be for Ruby. Yeah, we love Ruby. I want to spend the whole day on the log flume at Rainbow's End, and I was hoping I was going to do it 100 laps, and I stopped and found out it was 99 laps. I still couldn't let you go.

I know, I know. I could have done one more lap. Dan said they name one of the dragons after him, but there's no plaque. Yeah, and I've taken the pluck away then if that's the case, because there was one there. Dan the Dragon, it was cool. Hopefully that $200 takes a little bit of that edge off for the trip

because we know it can be expensive coming up. So there's one thing on us, okay? Thank you so much, guys. Oh, you're welcome, Penelope. Yeah. Well, we'll see you in October as well. That's so exciting. Yeah.

Do you know, actually, I was going to say, I think it's her birthday soon because her daughter messaged me. Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah, we chat on Instagram. It's really nice. Penelope actually wrote me one the nicest leaders I've ever received a few years ago, ever. So yeah, great kids

and great woman. Coming up next, we're going to come clean, aren't we? We've been doing Dan's diary for the last few weeks. And we went up to my mum's attic, we found the Dan's diary, but we also found something else that Meg has had in her possession for the last, what, month? Doesn't leave my bag, Dad. She's had her sweaty

little fingers all over it. No, no. I don't have sweaty fingers. Let me see them. Oh, they are a bit clammy. Oh, they are, actually. I'm a bit nervous. All right. Only a three-week secret reveal next. And Meg thinks that what she has

is going to keep us busy after hours for about five to six weeks. That scares me. Extra curricula. You guys know when this show does something, we go all out, don't we? Put it all in. It's time for our next challenge.

Don't like doing things by halves. Edge. Clint Megan Dan. Fike, it's White Keys on the Edge 12 past 8. Clint Megan Dan. On Friday, we test you with some clue. for what we found in Dan's mum's attic, along with a Dan's diary.

Those clues were this song by Zendaya. Bit of a B-side, wasn't it? Be-side called Neverland. Then Dan had this. Singing about soaring and flying. And then I had this song by Robin Williams. Which is actually more about the man singing it than the song itself, if you've worked out that clue.

Some have. Shall I just roll the tape of that glorious day three weeks ago when Meg, and I'm not exaggerating this, lost her mind? It seems a while ago now. Take a listen to what we found. What other CDs here? We got Brooke Fraser. Fraser, that's something like you'd like?

Your little crizo are you? Four, five, six, seven. Michael Booblead DVD, this is definitely your box. Move! A monologue musical by Dan Webby, he wrote it. What? He wrote. He, the boy, is a hero, but stories favor those who never change. From memory, we had to do, like, write songs and everything.

Used to, oh, your songs thought I believe I can fly. Pretty sure that wouldn't. Does it sound without a used to think that life could not go on? Yeah, yeah, he's copied that one word for word. That life could not go on, and life is nothing but... I don't know. We found Dan's monologue musical hook that he wrote when he was 15. Looking at the cover now, it says,

Hook, the life and times of James Hook and the People of Neverland. A monologue musical by Dan Webby. The title needs work, it's a bit long. Yeah, it's good. You could put that on like a billboard, can you? I will say this, I haven't seen it properly yet. Meg took it straight away from when we got it out of the box. You put it in her clammy little hands, and she's kept it for the whole time.

I don't know if you've been working with producer Carl because he loves an AI image, but we've just on the screens here, I'm on Peter Pan. Dan's on hook. Meg, your Tinkerbell, looking beautiful, by the way. Thank you. This looks like it's growing legs faster than we've realised. Now, can I say, what, we can't do the show? We're doing the show. Meg, a 15-year-old boy wrote this musical.

It's nowhere near close enough to be put on stage. And guess what, Daniel? I'm going to make that 15-year-old boy's dreams come true because we're doing this as a stage show. But what about me? Meg. There wasn't never my dream. And I feel like I'm going to get rid of it.

You wanted to be a famous singer and actor as well. I don't think this is the way to do it. We're going to do a show. 100%. No, me, Meg, you're going to seriously regret this? No, I'm not. You will. No, I'm not.

Wait, are you not doing anything in it? Oh, I'll be in singing. I don't care. I was in drama as well. We have to put it on. We've found a musical written by Dan Webby. It would be a disservice to the universe to not make this real. Here's the thing

I remember writing songs There are songs that I rewrote Like from existing songs And just re-rame The lyrics to make it Why can't we do that? We're like Dan's diary You read it

And when you get to a song Dan has to sing it And we all laugh at him No I've actually already been In talks with theatres that we can hire So like

It's not even It's like a hundred percent happening Because there's been Money exchanged And so Money exchange Oh my gosh Meg We can't

You can't blow the show budget. It's my money. It's my money. Stop. It can't be much thing because she doesn't have much money. She's put 20 bucks towards a booking or something. Clint, Megan, Dan. We found a Dan's diary three weeks ago in the attic of Dan's mum's place before she moves house.

And what we didn't tell you until just now is that we also stumbled across a theatre script that Dan wrote for Hook. And Meg is only just now divulging what is inside that. because Dan I genuinely didn't know too much about it because Mick grabbed it, she's had her in her position since. I've been working a lot behind the scenes, probably far too much on this. But I do have a vision, and I feel like I need to make Dan's dreams come true.

I don't know if it was my dream. Yes, I think it would have been. I feel like I remember writing it, and I remember it was the height of when Wicked, the stage musical had been launched, and I thought, why not do Wicked, but about Hook? Absolutely, which is exactly what it is. So, Dan has written this monologue musical called Hook,

who if you didn't know, is the captain in Peter Pan, the bad guy. And he has written it more from the kind of point of view where Hook is the good guy and Peter Pan's the bad boy. Oh, he's misunderstood, isn't he, Hook? You know, he's just a man too. I'm going to get into it. I knew I get him. But I don't know. I still don't know. Let's just remember I was a 15-year-old kid when I wrote this.

I actually, when I've watched Peterband, I do feel Betterban torments hook. Like, he's out there just being a pirate. And Peter Ban's flying around just annoying him and cutting his sails and stuff. So I can see how all that would work. A little hooligan. Absolutely.

So we have one, two, three, four, five. I actually, I've got a roll for a real. We've got about five or six rolls. Okay. What if I don't need a roll? You're absolutely going to do in this thing. If you're in it. There's no getting out of it.

In fact, producer Carl, you'll be in it. Oh, God. Am I like a tree or something? Tree number two? Brady, Bella. We put Bella. She's going to be involved. It's a whole show production.

But Dan would probably want to audition for his role. Oh, I think if I wrote it, I get pick of the roles, surely. No, you're absolutely auditioning. Everyone has to audition. I'm the director. I've taken over. She's becoming a bit of a bandage or a director. I want a chair.

No, in all seriousness, though, this will be happening. Beth has said, I hope there's auditions for Dan's musical. Is Beth meaning amongst the team, or do you want in Beth? Because you can take my spot. Maybe you can play all the roles, Beth. Sebastian, where do I buy tickets in caps? Honest to God, I hope it's like a 10-person hall.

Yeah, so we have, I think, okay, so we've got enough roles for everybody. We also have, I believe it's four songs, five songs. There's a fight scene. Oh, no. There is a sword fight scene. Okay, Clint. Which I'm really looking forward to. And he's chosen the background music for that as well, Dan.

You're really showing your age with the tracks you've done. Well, the thing he didn't do, though. He didn't rewrite all the songs. So what you would have heard in that little bit when we found the book is that he picked famous songs and then changed just some of the lyrics to try and fit into beat about pirates. I remember it was a very lazily written musical. Like it was very quickly rushed.

Here we go. Actually, you want to start this again, Clint? I'm going to read some of the lyrics. Was R. Kelly, the news hadn't come out back then, had it? No, he was still squeaky clean when I wrote this. Okay, here we get. It's that. Jesus, Meg, you can't be in it.

I am in it. And now life was nothing but a pirate song. Jesus Genius Yeah So that's All the rest of the same Basically

Yeah Yeah You talk about running Through hooks Open door This is Peter Pan song Clearly So

Yeah Okay Danielle First thoughts Hi guys This is absolutely Brilliant Absolutely brilliant

It has happened It's gonna happen It's gonna happen If it doesn't happen I'll be so sad How much are you willing To pay for tickets Out of interest

Dannyo Or because I'm obviously wanting to make a profit here I'm coming I'm coming. I'm paying. I want front row. Yeah, but what's a cap? Everything's got a price. I reckon you're paying more than 15. It's too much. Oh, I'd probably pay about 20.

My husband has shotgun front row middle. I can't have guy. He said that kind of shows to you what this production is going to be like if my husband wants a front row seat watching this. He will distract me and be trying to put me off. If I'm in it, he's not sitting front row. Okay, Tammy, you want to come all the way from Taranaki. What are you paying for VIP tickets? You get a meet and greet with Peter Pan and Captain Hook at the end?

I would quite happily pay at least $50 for VIP tickets. I would travel up from the NACI if you're not going to do a tour around the country. I think you probably need to explore it as well. I think there's a great idea. We'll be looking into it after our first performance. Probably not touring, a 15-year-old boy's musical. We need to find one. What is New Zealand's smallest theatre?

Smallest theatre? Well, you can come to the P.T. in your Plymouth. I'm sure that that will be small enough, then you. Oh, the Q in Englewood. Okay, cool. We've got two venues already. Here we go.

Oh, yeah. I'm in chats with one in Auckland as well, so we're looking at dates in June. Wait, when in June? June's only five days now. It's really June. No. It is 100% happening, Dad. It's 100%.

Lost 1,000. I could never be more passionate about something we've done. And no successful music. has ever been pulled to cobbled together in a month. That's not happening. He's never been to musical. She doesn't know how much time is needed. I've been in many musicals.

Oh, the one where your mum gave you the lead doesn't count, Tina Turner. I rehearsed in a musical for three months. That musical was called Les Miserables. Well, we're better get cracking then. Boys. What are you got cats on your plans? Clint, Meg and Dan. When does an award become less impressive?

Yeah, I was craving some sushi on the weekend. and my fanner and I went to a sushi shop which had never been before but it had a sign on the window outside which made me think this is going to be the best sushi ever or the worst because it said winner of Auckland's best sushi

Wow 2013 Okay Now I think it's always good to celebrate So 13 years ago if you'd eaten there It would have been delicious Yeah and I think it's always good to celebrate your wins Isn't it?

Oh I agree but they're wouldn't have been how many thousands of more sushi restaurants that would have opened since then? 100%. Yeah. 2013, I feel like that. What's that 13 years ago now? It's too long ago to still be hanging your hat on being the best sushi in Auckland.

Do you know, the only exception I would make to that rule that you've just run out? Would be if you are still winning awards and you won like a silver in 2016. And then you won a bronze 2017. I'll date the sign then. No, but then it would just show you've been winning awards on and off over the last. decade or two decades. But if that's the only award you've won and it's 13 years old, it's time

to take it down. I think, and this is probably going to be a controversial opinion, but I think that five years maxed to be hanging your hat on an award. If it's any longer than that, things could have changed. You could, like, the shop could have changed hands, you could have let your

standard slip, you might not even be serving sushi anymore. You know, there's so many factors that go into winning the best. Yeah, that is true. So we're not pushing out the threshold to 10 years. How long could it be? 10 years is too long. Really?

And then in brackets underneath, everything is still the same. Okay. You know, like same management. You're almost over-explaning it. You almost like, I swear, it's still good. Okay, because then otherwise, if we could extend out the threshold to 10 years, we could say, edge breakfast. Yep.

Number one breakfast show in New Zealand. Award winning. Oh, because we won just before I started it. Yeah, but that was actually award. I won with JJ and Dom. Yeah. So, yeah, unfortunately, we can't hang that up. So what you're saying is ever since Meg started,

it's gone to slow downhill. Well, yeah, ever since I've started, we haven't won anything. Yeah, right. Producer Carl is still on the show that we won, Best Breakfast. Yeah, so one third of the team, I guess, is still here. Kind of, could work. Hang it up? A couple of award winners is this.

No? I think for, you know what? I think 10 years is just too long. Okay, all right. 10 years. How long do you think, though? Take it down, Carl. Okay, so we're no longer best breakfast anymore.

through saying no longer than three years. I kind of agree. Three? Yeah. It is annoying. When you go up to somewhere and they're like, we won the best pie of New Zealand in 2006,

it's too long ago. No, but if, no, but if you won the best pie in New Zealand in 2021, that's such an amazing award to get. I feel like you should be able to hang it for five years. Cheeses do that.

You get that little, like... Jesus, what is it? Oh, Jesus. You know, you said cheese and it said, oh, I wore a best cheese in 2013. But I would buy that cheese. If I said 2013, I would have gone, I don't trust that it's still good after 13 years. Yeah, I think the only exception is if you are consistently winning awards,

you can leave your old ones to show that you've been kicking goals. 2013, 2014, 2015, got you got you. Oh, and under the edge, text 3233443, how long can you hang your hat on being the best at it? And also, do you have a store, like, close to you that's still hanging up like a real old award? And we could go down to that store and try it again and give them the sale of approval. a more current one. Oh, like awarded gold by Edge Breakfast, 2026, give me a fresh sign.

Yeah, I mean, it means nothing, but it's better than one from 13 years ago. Yeah, 100%. Okay, what's the threshold that as a country we are giving award winners? And who's taking the piss? Is there a bakery or a store near you that's just been hanging it up for too long?

It's the Edge. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We want to know how long is too long to leave an award sign. up on the window if you were a finalist or if you got a bronze medal or a gold medal maybe for Best Pie. I'm not sure what other awards you hang up.

I mean, Best Sushi, Dan saw it in the weekend. Dan tried the best sushi from 2013. Yeah, Auckland's Best Sushi. 13 years late, but still. Some are actually, this was a good perspective from Rochelle. Because of COVID, I feel like a lot of places had to shut down, so we've got to give them a two-year grace period. No, no, no.

Why? No. Why? No, I don't want to. I don't want to have the best pie from pre-COVID. I want a best pie from this year, please. Well, actually, somebody else is, Michaela, says as soon as somebody else wins the best whatever,

your sign has to come down. So she's giving them one year. I think you can bask in the glory for three years. That's my opinion. I think you can have it for three years, even though there's another one that's won it more recently. Enjoy it for three years. Someone else says, love you guys, please never give up.

Did we make out that we were going to? He's like they're giving up energy. Fabian, calling through from Warnaca. Morning, Fabian. How's good, mate. You just turn your radio down if you can in the background so we can hear you. Now, Fabian, there's a pie shop in Wynaker around where you live, called what? Yeah.

Khy pies. Oh, it's smart. Kipis. And how long are they dining out on their awards? How long ago? Well, I've asked one. There's plenty on their windows. I'm pretty sure there's one there from 2013.

2014. Okay but this is my point. If they have awards with are consistently winning right up until now, I think you can keep the old ones as long as you have new ones to add to it. Yeah. What's the newest award? I think the most recent one though is about 2018. Ooh. Oh no, no, no, pre-COVID. But here's the cacker, they're probably the worst poison town. Oh, we can't say that. According to favour.

We're going to favour. Actually, maybe we need to come down and find bakeries especially. Yeah. They have old signs. Yeah. And then we give awarded gold by Hedge Breakfast. Yeah, we start like our own unsanctioned pie awards, but everyone's a winner. So everybody that we test, they're at least bronze. So we rate them bronze, silver gold.

Is this so we can just get free food? Yeah, right, got it. Oh, God. So we only ever trial three of everything. So three sushi stores, three pie stores, and everyone is guaranteed at minimum to get at least bronze. Love that. So if you own a shop, it could be any.

Any type of food, I guess, but bakeries, I think, sushi shops. You can get in touch with us. Send us your product or we come to you. We trial it and then you get the unofficial award-edge breakfast best sushi or second-best. It's official from us. It's definitely official. I also think there's a good hack in there. If you know that you're the only person that sells this particular item, you'll win gold.

Yeah. That's great. When you know you know you're only one in your field? Yeah. And you know what? We even go one better. You can hang a photo of Meg in your store window eating the pie. I think that would go well, wouldn't it, Clint,

because it's just putting her face to the pie. That's all right. We just do AI. You don't have to eat the meat because you're vegetarian. I don't want to do AI. We just do AI. We'll find the best custard square, says Rachel. I love that, but we don't.

It's Den Heath's. Is that no longer a thing? I think Den Heath's sadly, yeah? Gone down the Googler. I heard that too. Oh, Nick Becker's here. CEO of AFC. Get in, Lance!

Yeah, they are. The boys won and only their second year. Oh, they got the trophy too? One of us got a whole lot of sticky champagne all over it still. bet. All right, we'll catch up with them next. What a time Saturday night was. Dan's got his jersey on. We'll catch up with the lads next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

The A-League trophy is in studio with us this morning after Oakland FC have taken out the A-League in only the second year of being a club. Incredible. I mean, we're not worthy to have a trophy of this caliber in our midst. Yeah. Nick,

you've been in before, Nick Becker's CEO. You guys did a document. entry on their first season and they finished the league top of the table and then got knocked out in the semis. Yeah. Second season of the doco coming? Well, I think there is a second season coming but I think that loss in the semi-final drove

the team on. I mean Danny Hay who's here with me today was right there in the dugout. I was certainly in the stands hurting but the players on the pitch hurt the most right and for them to come back into that, we took the long route in the finals this season through that elimination and then into the two semis but

they knew how much it hurt to lose. and they wanted to be in the grand final and then to have it at home with some incredible occasion. Yeah, we'll get some of the highlights up for you next. We've got a few Wellington Phoenix fans that have been texting through this morning. Surely you guys are still happy

that at least the New Zealand team won us. Yeah, come on. Sabrina Carpenter, when did you get hot on the edges 12 to 9? Clint Megandan. Oh, my gosh. A couple years ago, we dared to dream. put another New Zealand team

into the A-League alongside the Wellington Phoenix and after only two years they take down Sydney FC 1-0 Saturday night and the grandfinal. The boys celebrated in the sheds to Duluth scenes, sold out Go Media Stadium. What time do you guys party on into the night? We've got Danny Hay, assistant coach

and Nick Becker, CEO of AFC. Yeah, I think my eyes are probably telling the story of the time I got home now. You look great. Another big day yesterday. and rightly so that doesn't come around all that often so you've got to celebrate hard when you get a get a win like that yeah what how how simple is it to i guess creating new team because do you think this will inspire the nRL to have a new team into the league i mean look they've seen that it can

be done i think you know it did it did help having a natural rival to come into and and that kind of like tribalism and the rivalry we have with phoenix is amazing i think that's helped us grow a fan base so something like that would would help with other codes too but you know it's a lot of work to come in to work so hard to embed yourself into the community and to be part of Auckland and create a club that Auckland's proud of. Yeah. I think the key you talked about the fan base there for a second. I think the

fan base is incredible for Auckland. I watch the game on my couch at home over the weekend and you can almost feel the passion from the crowd there. Does the boys feel that on the field? Oh absolutely I think that's been the big thing for us since we've come into existence is that

that 12th man when we play at home and you hear opposition teams, opposition coaches talk about that and how it's actually quite intimidating to come to play at Go Media because of our fan base and just how raucous they are. Particularly obviously the active support supporters, the port have been incredible and how organised they are and the chants and I think they drive that and they get everybody else. Like Kiwis, as we know, you go to an All Blacks game or Blacks. But these guys now have just taken it to a different level for the Kiwi supporter.

There's fleas, there's like smoke things. I don't know how many of the things they were thrown on the field illegal, but that were just so into it was ridiculous. What's the off-season look like? How much of a break did the boys get in you guys before? It's back in the grind. Yeah, so we'll sort of wrap up at the end of this week and farewell the boys,

and then I think we're due to get back in on July 8th, and we've got some exciting stuff, obviously, in pre-season. Most people know that we've got Tottenham, Hotspur, a Premier League team still. Thankfully, they're over in the pre-season. So boys will just break up. Obviously, hopefully some sensible behaviour on holidays and nothing too crazy. There's probably a few unwritten rules, they about no snowboarding overseas over the six-week holiday on your best behaviour and you can come back.

But, well, like, it's such a well-deserved break for them. So hopefully they, you know, they really relaxed, spend a bit of time with their families. You know, we do so much travelling during the season. Obviously, we're off to, where we go to Aussie every second week. So they're away from wives, girlfriends, kids. So this family time is going to be really important now. And this trophy, if you haven't seen it before, if I can only describe, it's kind of like a big loop.

Clinton, you said before that it's probably sticky with champagne because you assumed it would be a big cup. What can you do with this that isn't drinking champagne out of bad? If you put it around the neck? What is the big thing? You can use this like a hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's a very different looking trophy, right? It's super heavy as well, really, really heavy. Yeah. And just that moment as well, where Saka, like, goes, like, keeps it down by his knees, walked right around to the team, and then just holding it up in the air, and the confetti was just like,

Oh man, the scenes and the photos you guys are posted on social, just unreal. It's iconic, isn't it? But we actually have lost the base of the trophy, so if anybody sees it out there in Auckland, that's our vote. Can you please hand it back into the club? That'll be fantastic. Always check Facebook Marketplace. Is one of those ones you have to hand back, or do you get to keep this one?

Now, we keep it for the season, and then it gets handed back at the end. So this is going to do a tour around schools, clubs. So it's going to be out there and around Auckland. So we need that base back. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Ideally, yeah. Oh, congratulations, AFC and everyone involved.

and all the supporters as well and thank you Nick for the lounge passes throughout the season too too mate. Absolutely, I look forward to seeing you next season Yeah.

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