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Episode Date: September 19, 2025

Kia Ora! ITS FRIYAYYYYY! Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London on today's showHere's what they got up to: Coffee Catch upFirst call of the dayScandal with Ash: Callum Scott and Whitney Houston Collab Would you do this for $100 million dollars?What fell out of your hand/coat or bag? Horror BillsHave your parents disowned you? Who Dares Dan: Look what the cat dragged inn   Cheers!Have a great rest of your day - Love Producer Lily x

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Warning, this show contains fake tan, real regrets, and one Australian hostage situation. It's the It's Breakfast. Clint Bing and Dan with Ash London. Six o'clock on your Friday.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. We made it. Come on. Last day of school term. Oh, really? Yeah, school holidays next week. Oh, that's why. Because I've been looking at going away and it's so bloody expensive

and I have no idea why. There's probably a lot of parents around the country today being like, one more day. Yeah. But I guess if you don't have kids, you get to sleep in more because the roads are always quieter than school holidays. But this is what I, like, buddy's force, we're still a year off. What do you do with, when you work and your kids go to school

and then at school holidays? What do you do? Yeah, I used to go to like holidays. Yeah, I did that. But mum was a school teacher, so she was home. She still sent me to them. She literally didn't want to hang out with you. She said, this is my holiday, bitch.

I get it. I wouldn't want to hang out with me. There'd be a lot of show tunes and promises. Hey, teachers work during the school holidays, the marking and stuff. I remember my mum had to do school reports when there was no computers, so she had to handwrite every report. Now it's just like, I watch my sister-in-law do it. Oh, my usually, it's a report, right? And then there's a tab next to it with like 50 comments and you just go click, click, click, click, and it's really in.

So you can choose. Just the comment. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Template comments from our children? Yeah, template. They used to be handwritten in my day. It's what I just said.

My mom used to handwrite them. Does he even listen? No. You doesn't. What do you do when a woman is talking? Where do you go in your brain? No, just sitting here looking at... Yeah, but you must be thinking about something.

For you to just repeat what I just said as if it was new information. Yeah, like you disappeared for a good 12 seconds somewhere. Yeah. Just thinking about teachers. Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Next, we're going to jump into our 6 a.m. Throwback.

Are you excited for your Friday and your weekend? It's just around the corner waiting to hang out with you? No, because it's a Friday. You always need to have a good banger for your throwback on a Friday. To get into the vibes of the weekend. What's a good banger? What if we, because it's usually pre-chosen for us, but we sometimes change it out. Oh, we do like battle at the playlist.

So if we can throw out something that's better than what the playlist is already offered. bring up. I don't mind it, but I don't know if it's a Friday. No. No. No. It's not going to go for. Like it's fine any other day. I haven't a little bit of old school acorn, but No. You were singing a West Life song to me this week for some reason. Oh, when you're looking like that. When you're looking like that. When you're looking like that. It's very old. We're talking about dancing with the stars because what's his name, old Irwin? Yeah, Steve Irwin. R.P. Yeah. Robert. Yeah, he did a drive.

I'd be blowing away if Steve Irwin was in it. Yeah. He did a jive Hell of a job too And I did a jive Because you asked me to Westlife When you're looking like that Is it in our system

I don't think Would the edge have ever played Westlife I don't think they would have Maybe back in the day I think I've played it on more FM Yeah My night show Is it in there?

Yeah Yeah it is Okay Well can I can I take your West Life Yeah And raise you A bit of Scrillix Bangarang

Oh, I did love a bit of bangorang. I mean, it's a Friday banger. I mean, yeah. You wouldn't need your coffee. If you're driving to work. Yeah, it depends. I mean, I haven't heard this Westlife song, so until I hear her like hofer bit.

How am I supposed to leave you now? When you're looking like that. Oh, it is a hell of a song. Yeah. Yeah. And the verse is really good. Dada-da-da-da-da-na. I don't think you're playing squash for a second.

I mean, your boss is, your husband's the boss? He just texted me, he said, go for it. Okay. Yeah, too damn. No, he did it. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. West Life, when you're looking like that, it is your 6am throwback for your Friday.

Come on, dedicating that one to Joseph. We love you, bro. Yeah, bro. Thanks for texting through to say, you love West Life and you want us to play more of it. No. He said, what a shit. It's got to be a different, Joseph.

That's not the Joseph I know. Joseph I know is just the vibe. hacked. That did his dance and what dance did you do that to in dancing with the stars? Fox Strong. No, I think it was the jive.

The jive. Real bouncy one with all the lots of like ankle flicks. He did it for us in studio. Yeah, it was very masculine and... Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. That was actually, and the finishing move to that dance was actually I did a cartwheel into my female dance partner's lap and then she cut wheel into me and then I cut wheeled on top of her so she had to hold my entire body.

body weight and we were like, she's going to drop me because she's like 50 kilos, but she did it. Wow. That's amazing. That was the nervous part. I was doing my makeup while doing that, and I got so excited. Look how much bronzer I put on.

It looks like you're flushed. Where you're looking like that? Yeah, you could leave me if I was looking like this time. I actually reckon you look good with a bit of blush. Really? Yeah, it brings out your cheeks. I know that's kind of what you're trying to do. It's too much.

Never too much, cheek. My mum, Jules, is on a holiday at the moment. She's just headed away, taken the train to Wellington. Can you take a train to Wellington? Yeah, and she messaged me yesterday. She was like, Dan, I will travel on trains for the rest of my... She was like raving about how the train was so amazing.

Is it an overnight thing where you get your own like carriage? She said it was 10 hours and you get all the food. I think she paid maybe there's a class where you don't get the food and you have to pay extra... I think she had the food included so she had a scone with jam on it on the train. I love train. And she said it was amazing just like looking out the window. there's a special carriage to like go into and you have lunch and then it's like it's got no

windows so you're out in the open. Do you know me my best east, three of us for I'm going to say four years now we've been saving up and we're not doing it next year with the year after so we're doing it April 2027 which sounds like ages away but it's so expensive. It's called the Garn

and it's a three day train journey through the middle of Australia and we're going in the platinum carriage and it's like the Orient Express. Oh I love this. There's like a bar, like a very fancy, like, old school bar, champagne and, like, afternoon tea. All of your meals.

You get a double bed. It's like, we've been literally looking forward to it for four years. We've still got a year and a half to go. Wow. Is that how busy it is? No, it's just that we had to save up so much money. Oh, okay. So it's just...

Yeah, well, like, we can't go next week, but if we put away, like, you know, $20 a week or $50 a week. Or $1,000 a week. Yeah, it's, yeah. Yeah, I was stung by a train. The only long train you know I've ever done was in America. on the Amtrak and we went from Philadelphia to New York

and it's only like, I think it was like a four-hour train journey or something and I took my seat and there was blood on the window on the inside and I remember being like Maraca. I was hoping it was going to be a bit nicer than this. Yeah no. So I had to like wipe off someone else's blood. Don't don't don't do

don't do. Most of the trains I caught in Japan I was standing there with my like face in someone's armpit because everyone's so jam packed that everyone's... Well the bullet trains are usually good you get your own seat on the bullet train Yeah, but my wife tried to skimp on everything So she would be like, we're not paying for a reserve seat That's $40 more

I was like, yeah, but doesn't that guarantee us like a nice seat Yeah And she's like, no, we'll just find one And they really go fast those trains You need to be sitting down And the one's to stop Like really quickly And the no reserved carriages

Have nowhere for suitcases And we've got like five massive suitcase Between four of us So it was a nightmare And I was like sometimes on holiday You just need to spend The extra so that we don't have an awful time while we're here.

If she wasn't spending so much money on clothes and shopping, hey Clint, normally, then you might have a bit more money, am I right? Yeah, right. Still paying that holiday off, Clint? Yeah, and then my wife, she has no idea about finding this, there's no idea. She was like, oh, because her sister lives in Miami. She's like, can we go see Collette for Christmas? I was like, which Christmas?

She was like in December. This Christmas! No! Babe, still burned off to bed. Christmas. We're on the standing train. We can't afford that. What are you talking about?

Do you remember? Maybe you've Jet Star Fies to Miami. Yeah. Funny. Even then, I don't think they can afford it after that trip. Oh, well. First call of the day next. If you want free coffee over the weekend and you want to just be able to pop into Zed,

whenever they're how you like and not pick up the tab, we'll do it for you. I'll do it for you. I went under the edge. I downloaded the app the other day, and I got five free coffees at Zed. Shut up. Yeah. Well, they would. Is that real?

They weren't doing it. Maybe I just won some comp. I don't know. They were doing a thing when you'd sign up. You would get, it was like three free coffees and also three 20 cent off a lead of vouchers. Yeah. Oh my God.

So unsure if that's still happening, but if that's just a regular thing of joining the app. It feels illegal. I was like, is this weird. Clint, Megadale. Let's call of the day. First call of the day. She's in Auckland.

Her name's Sarah. Good morning. Morning, Sarah. Good morning. Oh, first call of the day. I've got a bit of information about you here, Sarah. Your favourite place in the world's Japan. I think that would be a lot of people's faith.

How many times you've been there? Never, it's my dream. Oh, you've never been to your favourite place. You need to go. What is it about Japan that really you've got the horn for? Just everything, like the people, the food. You might go there and hate it. No, she won't.

No. Yeah. Japan is one of those places. Like, you go to Italy, right? Everyone's like, oh, the food's so good, the food's so good. but it's very easy to get a crap meal in Italy. In Japan, it's literally impossible to get a bad meal. Like, even the vending machines at the train stations,

you have the best sober noodles of your life. It's the best. And if you go to, like, we went to Haconi, which would probably be my, like, shout-out place of all the different ones, the cities and towns we went to. Yeah, and it's like, it's, you can get into one of those Irochans, is that what it is, and do the, you're like, I know you're kind of sleeping on a very thin piece of bamboo on the floor,

but it's all very traditional. and it feels like proper Japan. It feels like you're in 200 years ago. Yes, exactly. And they put you in a kimono, Sarah. You go, then you stand there and they put a kimono on you and you get to just wear it around. It's so sick. The craziest one, they didn't have a bathroom, so we found out that they only have what they call a public onsen.

So it's really just like men's and women's and you go in there and you're all stripped down nude. It would be quite an experience for you, Dan. Oh, I wouldn't like that. And they have this huge area and a whole lot of showers. It's all very communal. And then they just had this massive waterfall, this big, pool that was about 45 degrees to hot dog get into for us.

You know what? A nonsense is literally like a thermal hot pool. Yeah, it was ridiculous. But I was like, I was really surprised. But they do give you a little washcloth to put over your bits. Did they? What the one I would have just needed a big towel. I was like, what am I supposed to do with that? A bath sheet, he needed. He needed a king's

sheet. Yeah. Sarah, I feel like that Clinton Ash have just rubbed it in your face that I've been to Japan. A little. Yeah, a little bit. But you'll go there one day. You're excited for her trip. Yeah.

You're going to go, Sarah, and it's going to be so sick. Yeah, have you got it planned? Or is it just on the to-do list? We're hoping to do it in the next couple of years. So we started looking at places, yeah. Okay, well, you'll get there, I believe in you. Just don't go in the, I would say go in the shoulder. Don't go in the winter or the summer because it gets,

I've been in when it was so cold, I couldn't, I was ready to die. And Clint, when you went, you was so hot you ready to die. It was like 34, 35 degrees of you're taking kids. They can get a little bit wine. April or September, Sarah, you'd be loving life. Yeah. Okay. And your celebrity crush is...

I'm going to give you $10,000. I'm just kidding. Your celebrity crush is Dave Battista. Yes. Yeah, I would say that's an interesting crush. Yeah. Because he obviously is from Guardians of the Galaxy, but he was a wrestler before that, right?

Do you watch wrestling, Sarah? Yeah, big wrestling fans. Oh, that'll be why. What kind of wrestling does he do, like WWE? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure how they're different. No, wasn't it used to be WWF and now it's WWE, Sarah?

Or are they still two separate things? And that was WWF and then changed to WW. Yeah, back in like the Stone called Steve Austin Undertaker Days. That's probably when I stopped. Did you watch it back then, Sarah? Yes. Yeah, like Brett Hart. Brett Hart and Owen Hart.

Yeah, Ultimate Warrior. Did Owen Hart pass away, Sarah? One of them did, one of the Hart brothers. He jumped off the top. He didn't jump. He was coming down on a, on a. a, um, what do you call it? Zippline thing, like from a, and it snapped.

Oh, poor thing. Oh, God. Not part of the show. No. Everyone thought it was. Yeah. But the bungee cord did snap. They thought it was a bit and he died.

Oh my gosh. Horrible. Wow, RIP, but thank you very much for calling through, Sarah. You're amazing. We're going to saw you out of the voucher to go spend in store at Zed. More coffee, less milk. You can try the short and punchy magic at Zed. Get amongst that for free, Sarah.

Meg and Dan. Stinky bitch. Scandalous Clit me and Dan with Ash London Scandal Talam Scott is a UK pop star Beautiful boy He's very most

I think most famous for the Robin cover I want to dance on my own Britain's got talent As we just learnt He lost the competition To a dog

That's fine What was the dog doing Matisse the dog Let's find out Matisse the dog Britain's town Okay let's see what the dog Did

Why they'd be gutting A losing to a dog? A freestyle dog dance So the dog did dancing. The dog just freestown dance. Please the dog.

So he has Calam Scott, obviously a big Whitney Houston fan and he's I imagine applied for the rights to kind of do a duet with Whitney who has since passed away on I want to dance with somebody.

So from a technical point of view this would mean, it's called like when you go into the studio they're called stems. So it's like the different parts of the song that you put together to make the song. So there's like the drum, that you'd have the isolated, just the drum.

And then you'd have the stems of like any keys, just the isolated keys. And then you'd get the isolated vocals. So when someone's hard drive in the world, exists the original vocals that Whitney Houston laid down in the studio to record this song. And they sound like this.

Loneliness calls. Oh, I want to dance with somebody. Which means he's able to them come. in and harmonise with somebody yeah I want to dance with somebody with somebody who loves me

absolutely stunning stuff this is Callum I'm chatting with Randy Jackson you know one of the from American Idol yeah about the use Yeah this is them chatting Wrong song choice dog

That's him To hear the vocal With just a dry vocal was goosebumps stuff I sat and I listened to her singing and I'm just like I feel so honored to sit and listen to

what would have come out of her mouth Hey I gotta give you props for you to listen to that and say yo I'm going in I'm getting it done with Whitney yo Whitney and I're going to stand toe to toe last person I saw do something like that was George Michael with a rethon

I knew you were waiting so I'm saying another record we did But I'm saying... It's right. It's like so brave, right? But yeah, I'll sing with Whitney. But how haunting would that be listening to her isolated vocal that she probably...

It was like 30 years ago that she would have done that, maybe even 40 years ago. Yeah, well, the single came out today. It's officially available on Spotify if you want to listen to it. It's gorgeous. It's pretty stunning stuff. Wow. And scandal, actually, I've got a bit of a shout-out I've got to do for Westpac.

Before I forget, because we love them. Yes, Westpack. Yeah, thanks, Westpac. Scandal brought to you by them. You can see Peking Duck live at a secret location. Hit edge.orgad. Dotting Z for the info, all chairs to Westpac for the real ones.

I wonder if when Peking Duck get together, they still do their solo stuff as well because Kelly Holiday. Oh yeah, like if they did a Peking Duck gig, would they do dancing too? Or do they keep them separate, you know? Because how good is that song, eh?

I know. I play it all the time now at home with Buddy and he dances around, break dances. I can imagine him doing it in like a big amphitheater, you know, like it'd be euphoric. Well, he's just sold out. He's like, he puts him gigs on in Australia. I just announced and they sold out

Day 1. This is it. Yeah. He played it tuning fork like this time last week. So who knows?

If you catch Peking Duck, I'm sure you might get a little sneaky Kelly Holiday. He's going to be my podcast on Monday, by the way. Kelly Holiday, hopeless romantic, talking about falling in love.

So if you want to see Peky Duck secret location again, just hit edge. Dot rover. For all the details. Quinn McGon with Ash London on the Edge. How good.

Oh, anything with a saxophone. That's so good. Clint, Megan Dan. And there's a bit of a question doing the rounds on social media at the moment. It's one of those dumb hypotheticals. Would never happen, but I guess it grabs the internet's attention and gets people talking about whether they would or wouldn't do this thing for $100 million. I love these sort of questions.

I can't imagine what could be so bad that you wouldn't do it for $100 million. All right. Stigalism. You're offered $100 million to watch your whole life on TV with your entire family. Would you do it? Now, we're talking every moment. Like, like, I know it's not realistically possible, but every moment of your life, $100 million. That's generational wealth right now.

Yeah, I'm doing it. It would take too long. Well, let's say they can fast, maybe there's like chapters where it's like juicy bits, you know, and it's your entire family watching every second, they can go back, pause, rewind. My life's so boring. Every single you think of. I've done nothing, honest to God, there's nothing I've done that I would, would, I'm sorry. so boring. It'd be, this is what my life would be.

It'd be like, me doing plays in high school and liking boys, me going to church for 10 years, and then me having to text with my husband. Yeah, but do you want your mum to be watching that? I don't care. $100 million.

Yeah, I guess, well then you're a great candidate being like, pay up, give me the money. Yeah, I really have, I mean, I wish I had the kind of life that was like so salacious that I'm like, oh my God, look away, look away, but not. Jaden, who's producing in the booth, Creach, I don't think he takes the money.

I've known him for one hour and I'm like, yeah, not done it. But his dad's pretty cool. I've met Jayden's dad. Yeah, but it's his entire family. Yeah, I don't know. I think the moments I'm more worried about is the amount of self-love that I spend with myself. Right.

Once I've seen one, they've seen them all. That's true. But how many is all? And what's the camera angle? All of Jayden's video is just that. Seven hours. They've got to wait like four years with a file to download Peter Jackson directs it

And it's a three-part trilogy The Return of the Rings What about you, daddy boy? Your mum's got a very open mind Like she listens to our Onlyfans podcast And she doesn't get scared enough To like switch it off halfway through She'll always get to the end

Yeah my mum is not the person I'd worry about it It'd be other people like my Hannah's family and stuff Yeah, yeah, in-laws. Yeah, I don't know. No, 100 million, nah. I'm happy, I'm rich in love. Because I think what the rule needs to be is once you take the money and they play, there's no give-backs.

Oh, I can't go, no, take it back. Oh, actually, stop, stop, stop, take them 100 million back. I don't, I forgot about this part of my life. I don't want to know. Did you just give them $10 million each to never bring it up? We're all going to pretend this never happen. If anyone brings it up, you won't get the money back. By the time the video is finished, you've given all the money away.

They know all your secrets and you've got no cash. Yeah, I didn't think about that. Maybe just one million eight. I've got a small family. Also, I feel like they could just listen to our only fans' podcast and get most of it. That's true. You know, like, we share a lot on that thing.

But it's but hearing it and watching it is so different. It's different, isn't it? I share, I tell you guys, like, I give a magical power over me, but I think it is because you have no filters and there's no, you are the least judgmental people I've ever met. Well, we can't judge when the stuff, some of the stuff I've done. I got to judge anyway. I was like, man, I'll tell those boys some stuff.

Yeah, there was some stuff I won't share it on air because you actually told us to turn the mics off when we're recording Onlyfans which is we'd very rarely even do that I was like, that's cool that we're friends that can share that kind of stuff

off mic is next level It's not just not for an air It's like can't even say it with mics on And we don't even get paid anything for that podcast Not a hundred million We still share it True That's our last

True What do you reckon, what are you doing? How many people are taking the 100 million and have every detail of their life watchable by their parents, brothers, sisters, cousins. Or if not 100 million, what would be the figure to pull you over the light?

I think if you're not doing it for 100 million, you just not do it. Clint, Meg and Dan. Hypothetical question going around on the internet at the moment people are weighing in on, would you take $100 million if all of your family got to sit down and watch your life play out? From start to finish, whatever they wanted to watch,

whatever seen. Yeah, I'm fine with that. You are... I didn't take you for someone who'd have so many skeletons in your closet, Clinton. Yeah, what has he done? Because Clint loves money. Yes. And so the fact that he's turned down $100 million.

Think of that, $100 million. That's Jamie. That is Cam, Ty, all taken care of, and their children and their children's children. But your relationships with certain people, I think, is more important than money. I'd leave all my relationships. Yeah, seriously. I'd never speak to my mum again for $100 million. I wouldn't need family. I wouldn't need anyone.

Yeah, I'd have had them. I think the problem is you'll take the money and go, yeah, why not? And then you get to a part of your life. You go, oh, shit, I forgot about that. I forgot about that. And then you'd be bugger. That's true. You'd buy a new family that hasn't seen the movie.

Ones it look just like your old family. Violet's like, yeah, why not? That's life changing. I'm taking the money. I love Joseph's one, though. Yeah, he said, not a chance in hell I'd do that. Farming life is reasonably tame. But what I did overseas in a kitchen.

No, in kitchens. Maybe he was a chef or something. Oh, so it's while he was over there working in a kitchen and his extracurricular stuff. Yes, we all got to no good in the young travelling days. He says it was wild. Even I wouldn't want to watch some of that back. That would be so...

I'm thinking of some things and I think, oh, that would be so cringe. Especially, like, sexual experiences from younger in your life when you had no idea what you were doing. But you said you would be happy to show it to your family. I would do it. I wouldn't be happy about it, but I go it's worth it. Yeah, the whole time you just keep going 100 million, 100 million. Yeah, Timbo reckons he's, you know, um...

What's the word? Cheating the system here. He says, take the 100 mil, and then give each of your family members a million dollars and not to watch. So you'd say to them, okay, we're all going to watch them and you better close your eyes. You're sort of changing the rules.

Yeah, but you'd have to tell them that behind the scenes. Otherwise, the people that have got the 100 million would hear. Who are the people? Oh, these sick bastards. And that's the sort of thing I would do if I was a billionaire like Elon Musk, I'd be like I put together a film. Your mum's coming round.

He literally, Dan would be the worst rich person because he'd just get you to do like this show. I'm not sure what it would look like. But we would just be doing the most savage, ruthless stuff. I'd be like, Ash, I'm just going to cough in your face and I'll give you 100 bucks. And you're like, no, and then he'd be like, what's your price?

And you're just getting you to do crook stuff for cash. Oh, I'd be a nightmare. Absolute nightmare. You would be a nightmare, absolutely. Hey, the Black Ferns remember, are kicking off their semi-final 6 a.m tomorrow morning and we had Amy Ruhl on one of the Black Ferns yesterday.

Michelle and her two girls, Ella and Sawyer, called up with this message of support for our Black Ferns tomorrow morning. Ki-a-Ora Black Ferns, we are so excited to see you on the world stage. I'm a mum of two beautiful girls and it's so awesome to see Al-Lahenitoa up on the stage being amazing role models.

Hi, Blackfins. Hopefully you win all these games. You are doing really well and I think you need to know that. Great job. We're really proud of you and we can't wait to see you in the semifinals this weekend.

Love you, bye. Oh, the great job. Oh, I think you should know. I'm crying. Oh, you got Ash. You got Ash, girls. She's not even in the Blackbirds. I'm not even in New Zealand.

Ash is like, I'm going to do my best. You're not playing my member. She doesn't even go here. Clint, Megan, Dan. And we need to get a drink or something here. We normally have about three minutes, like a song. And you kind of like run out. Rush, rush, rush.

Minimal conversation, run back. I'd ask for a tap in the studio so we didn't have to do that, but they said no. Yeah. Imagine if we had a coffee machine in this studio, how wide we would be. Because I still haven't had my coffee this morning. I'll go make you one after this. Thanks, darling. I am like physically shaking about the interaction that I just had with my boss's boss in the lunchroom

because it looks unbelievably bad, but it's actually. not what it looks like at all. What did you do? Were you weeing in the dishwasher again? Fourth time this week. I know. The toilet is only a few more meters, yeah. I don't know if this was like a prop and a video for something. I don't know if it was just a joke.

I honestly don't know. But there's been a little tiny plastic bag, a very small glad bag, a little baggy. A snap look bag. With a white powder inside it, like a flower or something. A joke. It's a joke and it's meant to look like Class A. I think there's Raro or something in it because I smelt it.

Anyway, it's been sitting here in the studio for the last little while so that people think it's something that it's not. Something that would get you fired. And I was just like, actually, I'm going to get rid of that because if somebody like an artist or something comes in and sees it sitting here, it's going... It's a bad look.

Yeah, exactly. So I put it inside my empty coffee cup and then I decided when I was going to the kitchen just before, I would get rid of my dishes and stuff so it's not messy in here. and the boss's boss was there and hey Glenn how's it going

and I'm having a chat to him and I pull out the drawer the dish drawer and I tip my cup upside down forgetting what I've put inside there and this tiny little bag with white powder falls out of the cup

and lands on the tray amazing and did he see it? I don't know he's talking to me standing right beside me as soon as I see it I quickly snatch the bag and grab it shut the dish drawer

open up the rubbish bin and then I put the bag in the rubbish bin and I don't even know what him and I talked about after that because the whole time I'm going oh my God

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god and I was just like no and so he didn't say anything no he didn't say anything to me and I'm going did he see it

what does he think it is oh my gosh it's not what he thinks it is but I don't want to dress it you need to front foot it I was just like oh my god no you need to just sort it out that's so awkward

what could be happening now is he could be going up to HR going I saw Clint Raddit with some class A's again and we need to get him out of here. Yeah. Call him, I've got his number.

He's cool. You need to call him otherwise. And just explain it. It was an innocent thing. Hey, you know that bag of white, with the white powder in it? That wasn't actually what you think it was, mate. That was not me getting ready for a Friday morning.

Blame Harrison from the afternoon's show. Say that was his. Yeah, youth. He's the youngest one here. Oh, if you didn't see it. Oh, go. Oh, look. Okay, hopefully he answers.

Hi, Leon, speaking. Leon, it's Clint here. What do you guys want? El Dog. More money, that's what we want. And we want it now. No surprise. No surprise with you three.

This may be an unnecessary call to make, but when I told these guys what happened, they were like, oh my God, you need to call Leon. This is necessary. It needs to happen, Leon. Yeah, it needs to front foot something potentially awkward that happened. Yeah. If you thought I was being a little bit weird in the kitchen and I was thinking and trying to make sense and kind of wasn't, there was a little bag. There was a little bag. Leon first.

Okay. When you were talking with Clint and he was putting his cup in the dishwasher, did you notice anything out of the ordinary? Yeah, that's better. That's way better. Yeah, good. More apart from what he's wearing. But that's normal.

That's normal. Oh, God, he's got some zingers. He's still got it, baby. I didn't notice anything else. We don't need to make the phone call. We don't need to make it. We don't even need to do it. We can hang out.

All right. Thanks, boss. Have a good one. Cheers, thanks. Cheers, Mike. Okay. You too. Bye.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, was he lying so that he could launch the investigation? Stop that. Stop that. Now he's going to be like, can we go get the cameras? Like, what was he? You're going to get a requested and pee in a jar tomorrow.

Oh, my God. Oh, dear, we laugh. Take some calls if you can relate. What do you mean, relate? More generally, like you chucking call out of your bag. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Did your boss catch you doing drugs? on a Friday morning at 7 a.8.

Oh, they're both great poners. Yeah, like that. What fell out of your bag? Fell out of your coat. Fell out of your hands. And somebody saw it and you went, no, no, no, no. That's not what you think it is.

Yeah, just fell on the floor in front of everybody. It's either A not mine, B not. It needs like a please explain. I was at a funeral, my great auntie's funeral in the front row and a tampon fell out of my bag and just rolled, which is fine, but it just rolled slowly all the way. across 20 people in front of them

and everyone just staring at my tampon and just replied the laws of gravity and just kept rolling. They're like, oh, that's why she's all, you know, all right. You've already really dug a hole. Come on, me. I'm sure you would have been upset because of the funeral.

And we're asking, what is the thing that fell out of your hand, your coat or your bag that you had to do a bit of a please explain because it wasn't at all what it looked like? This is, oh my God, Nightmare stuff, one of my faves My best friend peed on a pregnancy test at a bar

To see if she could drink that night It came back positive We celebrated together so excited And I said I'd shove it in my bag to hang on to So she could show her partner later My boyfriend later that night Ended up reaching into my bag to grab his wallet And found the positive pregnancy test

That's like a movie He'd get weird Because you get oh my God I wasn't supposed to see that And then what's going on? And it depends if they were a try Trying for kids at the time. Or if they've been dating, like, a month.

Oh, my goodness. I don't think anyone's going to meet, beat Jamie. Okay. I don't know, this makes me want to weep. Morning, Jamie. Good morning, team. How are we? I love it.

You got a little smirk, so it's obviously a while ago. You can laugh at it now. I'm going to just give some context first. Boys, do you know what a Poo, do what a Moon Cup is? Oh, yeah, Moon Cup. They know what a PIRC. Okay, Jamie, please tell this story. Okay, so we were camping.

team up north and when it's your time in the month you're at a camping ground you don't have your own bathroom so i was in so i'd take a water bottle with me to the toilets because there's no sink in there either and so you take it out rinse it out with your bottle of water yeah obviously and then pop it back in rinse and then went to go put it in and it slipped out of my hand this is Clint's wife jamie yeah oh god that whole time i was mouthing it i'm mouthing it I'm like, is this your Jamie? And I'm like, no, no, no, she wouldn't call. I can barely get her on the radio when I want her on.

Even though you use a moon cup. My God, I was going to say, my wife uses moon cups. That's how I know about it. No, and it bounced on the ground and went under, because I had huge things underneath. Yeah, so it bounced underneath. And I saw it and I looked underneath, and it was right next to the girl's foot.

Oh, no. At least you didn't drop it after, like, you. Like, imagine if you took it out. and then dropped in. I had to quickly reach under and grab it and thank God it was my sister-in-law in the next cubicle and I was like, Bex, I'm so sorry.

She was like dying with laughter. So anyway, that was... I think I'd leave it. If I had a moon cup and it rolled under the cubicle to the person next door, I'm like, it's gone. Is your husband still with you? I'm surprised he has to do.

That might give... What do you do for the rest of the day if you lose it? I feel that might have given your husband the ache but I don't know. I don't want to speak for them. I once got one... It's 7.15.

Can I tell a story about a moon cup at 7.15? It seems like we've just pivoted to moon cup stories. I got it. So how they work is, so it's a latex little cup and it sucks into the walls. You sort of fold it when you put it in. And then you let it go and it sucks in. Quite a cool little piece of technology.

It's so good for the... It's much better of the environment. It's much cheaper. And, you know, it's just easier. I could not get it out. It was suction so hard. I reckon it was an hour and half of me just ended up being like lying under

on the shower, the floor of the shower with my legs in the air. Crying. Literally crying. And finally got it out. I never used one ever again. One of the highlights of your life. I love that that's the first time I've heard

Jamie on the radio since I started it was to tell a story about dropping her moon cup. Someone's texts this, don't call me. We won't. But my best friend's kid went through my bag and pulled out my special rocket, which I'm assuming is their lady toy, and was playing with it in her lounge

in front of all our friends. Oh, gosh. I was so careful. What is the age? Three, once your kid hits three, you've got to be hiding that stuff out of reach. Why are you taking that in your handbag? When are you needing that?

That's a really good point. Why are you having that on the go? Maybe she travels a lot for work. That's why she just never had bought it. Oh, okay. She's getting a one star on that trip. Clint, Megan Dan Bill, y'all

Learn how credit cards work And make them work for you at Westpac's Fear Free Credit Hub They have a Westpac credit card Inside our mystery box One of us, blindfolded, will try and reach into the box And pull it out to get your bill paid

We just don't know what else is in the box And the person who needs their bill paid this morning is Emily Morning, Emily Good morning. What's the bill? Well, it's a very horror, horrific vet Bill for my poor little white fluff full rocket. What happened

to Rocket? Oh well Rocket is a beach on Chihuahua and he's 11 years old and he's just broken his back tooth and because he's 11 years old and he's a dog they have to give him an anesthetic. Yeah, my dog did that. They put them under and then they give their teeth like a full clean.

Yeah. You may as well do it while they're under. Yeah. I mean I don't want my dog giving yellow teeth you know. Yeah. Every Randall has to have white teeth. Even his dog. Okay That Clint's dog's got porcel and veneas No, it's bacteria It's bad for their health

So you need to make sure you're looking after your doggy's teeth Exactly You know, this makes me a very bad person In my mind I don't think she really has a dog I'm like she's making it up to get the money Oh no I do know the dog

I do believe in kind of Emily I'm just in lots of details Yeah You don't make that up Is it like Ash is thinking there's too much detail I would have just said If I was making it

I would have gone broken legs Yeah Labrador Broken leg Yeah Yeah What was the name? Molly

Yeah Anyway So let's just Pretend it's real What is the bill What's the value? About $700 $700

That's very round Fickett And what's the vet's name I mean We do believe We do believe We do believe We do believe

Okay Dan is going To put his hand Into the mystery box We'll blindfold him first The box is still covered up, so Ash and I don't know what's in there. Or have I got a blindfold on?

Okay, here I go. Here I go. All right. The fun is now over. I hate this sort of thing. Oh, I still don't actually know what he's putting his hand in. I still can't believe I had to put my hand in poo. Hold on.

I need to get it. I need to swivel a bit closer. Ever since that because I had a panic, take they've been... Yeah, I think, Ash, you were so irate that now the dial has been turned almost Too far the other way. Okay, I'm reaching in. I found the hole, and my arm is in said box. Okay, I'm now...

Ooh. What do you feel, Danny Boy? Well, there's something furry or some sort of... Hold on, it feels like... Oh, it's bristly. Bristly, yeah. It's a good word to describe it. What type of product do you think?

Just don't touch there. No, she's there, sorry, just... Why? No, just move to the right a little bit. It's a better place to touch it. To the right? As in, like, put your hand in, but... Yeah, that's right.

That's better. And then a bit forward. That says that's a better... Oh! Oh, it's something... It's an animal of some sort, isn't it? What's that? Oh, no.

You're going to have to reach inside that. It's hiding. You're safe. Just get a big old handle on it now so that you can get out there. What is that? Is it like some sort of... It feels like hay or...

Yeah. Oh! No, there's something in the hay! It's something you'd probably lie in a cage with, I guess. It's like that kind of hay that burns really quickly. Yeah. Hey. Okay, yeah, there's something inside it.

It's not going to hurt me. No, promise. Promise. Promise, promise, promise. It's just a... Oh, yeah, it's something. It's either... The credit card's not there, but there's a soft...

It's like a soft toy of some sort. Is this like when I had my hand in the poo and there was no credit card? I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Oh, come on, baby. Congratulations, Emily. Yes, your dog is getting fixed.

Your dog rocker. What's the dog's name again? Rocket. Yeah, good, Rocket. I knew as I was just making sure NU still. We're just playing with him. So I was feeling it was like,

what do you call that, shavings of wood? Yeah, I think the idea from the point of my team was that you was actually a live animal on there? It was a little duck, like a bit as a fake software duck.

All right, oh, there we go. That felt real. Again, I feel like an idiot. Hey, well, congratulations, M, that bill is paid for you. Well, thanks to Westback. You have a bloody year weekend. Yay, thanks for you.

so much. Say hi to your dog. Back again next week as well. So if you've got a horror bill you want paid and you want us to chuck a hand into the mystery box and pull out the credit card. Oh, we're still doing this next week. Oh my goodness.

Bill to 3343. You're going to have to do another one. Yeah, I got up from Monday. Monday, guys, I will do it again. I'm going to face my fears and I'm going to come good after the poo gate. Okay, we need some other animal poo. What can we get this time? It was rhino last time.

Yeah. Never going to look at them the same at the zoo. Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my God. We're already getting text through about this, which is heartbreaking. I was kind of hoping that no one would text through because that would mean that no one's had to deal with this. So there's a girl that I follow on Instagram.

Her name is M. Carey, and she is famous as the girl who fell from the sky. She was doing a skydiving thing and a parachute didn't work. I've seen her telling this story. She's amazing. So inspiring, really, really incredible woman. The instructor passed out because I think... That's what happened, yeah. Yeah, he passed out and landed on her.

Your emergency shoe deploys, but it wrapped around his neck. And so he passed out and she was like, we're getting really close to the ground, not knowing that he was unconscious. The skydive. Yeah, terrifying stuff. So she wrote a book about it. And then it came out three years ago. I'm going to read just a little bit of the post that she put on Instagram.

Nobody knew any of this. She did a full speaking tour, inspiring people around Australia. And we didn't know that this was happening behind the scenes. She says three years ago, this week. It was Father's Day. It was also the week I released my book in the beginning of spring. I had that warm, giddy feeling in my chest, and when you get on the first warm day of the year, blah, blah, blah. This was the first time of my life I'd been allowed to strive for any sort of career accomplishment. I was proud of myself. And then she said, I called my dad, both because

it was Father's Day and because I desperately wanted to know what he thought of my work. He didn't answer. She called again. She didn't answer. She had a bit of an off feeling. When we eventually got on the phone, he told me he never wanted to speak to me. again. Not the tragedy I was expecting, she thought maybe it had a heart attack because he wasn't answering. But there it was. Angry, unforeseen and like a knife to the buoyant week I've been floating upon. I genuinely didn't know why. It has been three years since that day he has not spoken to her or her sisters and they do not know why. She doesn't even think it has anything to do with the book. It's just a complete estrangement. And she put this out and as part of it, she said,

you know, you often hear about it gone the other way. As you said, like kids don't want to see their parents anymore but it very rarely happens the other way and she said since then so many people have reached out to her and said yeah my parents cut me off i don't know why my dad left my mom left we don't know why we don't know he's not he's healthy like it's not like he's said something she has no idea like you jump to conclusions and think oh he must have read something in the book but you said it was and anything to do with it she doesn't think it has anything to do with that but doesn't she reach out to her mum and say what's up with dad maybe she's not on the scene no so it's just as a parent this is baffling to think about

We did get one text through from Anonymous. She said, or he said, I stopped hearing from my dad at the age of 12 when he got a new girlfriend. They got married. She had kids. He texted me after a year asking how an event went. Didn't even ask how I was. Then when I was 17, I just had major surgery. He couried all the photos that he had in the house of me with no note or anything.

Wow. Kristen's called through on 0800 the edge. So you haven't spoken to your dad in how long? So I haven't spoken to him since about 2017, but I did see him in 2021 due to a funeral, but we didn't speak. And was there an impetus? Did something happen? So my dad ended up losing access to his bank account due to debt. Yeah. And he asked me if I could purchase him some breaks for his bike off-trade me.

And I didn't get his message. I didn't see it. So I didn't buy him the brakes And then the next thing I heard He fell off his bike Because he decided to bike to work Even though he's in his 50s And he broke his hip

And so I'm at fault for breaking his hip So he blames you for that That's not your fault, Kristen Like a little child My goodness me And how does that feel I mean like I know we're all adults now And like you know you think

Well you know We don't need our mum and dad We don't need blah blah blah blah But I'm sure that hurts I mean it's guttering to know that my son's not going to know his granddad and stuff like that that. That's a hard part, right? Yeah.

If you want your kids to not miss out on having a grandparent. But then you always hear these stories of like say, you know, talk to them, say what you think because they might die and he never had that chance again. But yeah, sometimes it's hard. It's easier said than done to do that. Absolutely. You're right. I should always say the amount of people that actually have a story. We'll take more of yours next.

why your parents have disowned you or don't speak to you anymore. The reason is crazy for some of these ones coming through. You're like, that's it. I can't believe so many people messaging through it. Wow.

So sad. Clint Meg and Dan. Leshco. Your parents disowned you. It's a unfortunate one to have a story for, but man, the amount of people that don't speak to their parents anymore is crazy. And the parents are supposed to be the mature ones

of the relationship. And I'd even say this, even when you're older. Absolutely. should be the ones that are mature, within reason. Especially because a lot of them become grandparents. Yeah. And, like, my mum has come into her own as a grandmother. Like, she made mistakes as a mother.

And now it's like she's such a great grandmother that it really redeems a lot of things. And it's just like watching her become a grandmother is amazing. And to think that some people are missing out of that opportunity. So heartbreaking. There's so many texts coming through and calls as well. Now, Cal, your dad is not speaking to you. Yeah, yeah. So, my wife and I got married, and he didn't approve of that.

We got pregnant, had twins, he didn't approve of that. When we told him that we were emigrating from South Africa to New Zealand, he pretty much cut contact. And I haven't spoken to him now in probably 10 years. Did he ever give a reason? Because you were happy, I'm imagining, you know? Oh, look, my parents got separated when I was younger, and my relationship with him was always a contentious.

one after that because you know he cheated on my mom and new family and all that sort of stuff and I didn't agree with it but I was like okay cool you know you're happy cool we'll move on and yeah then just the brown stuff hit the fan wow it's so crazy so you being very accepting of his new lifestyle and he's being very judgmental of yours yeah yeah I mean he he pretty much when I started dating at the time girlfriend who then became fiance and wife and all that It was very judgmental of her, didn't like her, to be honest. And, you know, I was just like, okay, so I can accept you and your wife and your choices, but you can't accept me being happy. He became a grandfather.

He met his grandkids once, and, yeah, then we got the opportunity to move to New Zealand. We took it. We told him about it. And, yeah, he just pretty much cut us out. Wow. I mean, sometimes you bear off without them, eh? You know, don't do anything for my boy. And Kelly, you don't talk to your mum anymore.

It happened for a long time. You there, Kelly? Me? Yeah, no, it's your grandmother. It's your grandmother. Oh, sorry, your mum's mom's mom. So what happened, babe? My mother's mum.

So my mum's memory is that her and her sister, and she was quite young, they were just playing in the front yard, and her mum's come home and said, oh, can you pack my stuff? I'm just going to the shop, so they, you know, packed her a bag. But then they never saw her again. So she ended up moving to Australia, I believe, with a new man. Oh, my God. And then, I know, like, 20 years later, when she passed was when they probably had the next, you know, contact with that side of the family was, yeah, after she died.

So she just went to the shops and never came back, moved to a new country with a new partner. Yeah, so I think, like, there's a little bit of a running joke just to make light of it. Like, you know, we'll say, oh, we're just going to the shop to get milk. Wow, what else you're going to do? You have got to make a joke out of her, thank you, Kelly. Yeah, well, I think they did. And she was seven. Your mum was seven when this happened?

Yeah, so she was, yeah, seven, maybe her sister might have been four, like they were young. How does a mum do that? I would, one day without seeing my son and I would, how could you be so selfish? Yeah, I mean, and I guess she never got an explanation, why? God, did that, did your mum struggle with just the, unknowing? I think, like, I've spoken to my granddad about it, and he hasn't really given much information,

but I think there was another man, like, she must have had an affair, and he's kicked her out. What a good bugger your popper must be, though, to just raise his kids and just get on with it. God, so Susie's text through. The father of my kids was left in the... Thank you, Kelly, darling. The father of my kids was left in a bath by his dad

when he was three, never saw him since. having a bath, his dad's giving his three-year-old son a bath and he goes, I'm just going to pop out and move to Australia with his second family. What's with all this moving to Australia with the second family business? What do you do it like at night, leave? Like instead of mid-business, mid-bath seems like a strange time to go,

right, that's my time to go. Right, wow. Flint, Megan, Dan. Stinky boo. Fortunately, Dan is not in studio with us right now. He is on the road about to make his way to a specific location. Unfortunately for him, Mom loving it. Just the two of us.

Just kidding. I do miss him, but, you know. Yeah, look, I would never do what he is about to do. This for me and for you is just like absolute hell. He's such a team player. Yeah. Danny, you there, mates. I'm here, guys.

I'm being driven out of the edge car park into a secret location. I don't know where we're going. But I do believe we're about to do. Look what the cat dragged in. Yeah. Now, for OG listeners of the show, you may remember this. If you are new, then welcome. And this is a game where it was inspired by the fact

that when Dan had a cat that was an indoor cat, when he had a kid, he decided his cat could be an outdoor cat. And it started bringing a couple of random items home from the neighbours. Which is why cats are so foul. Yeah, and we were like, I wonder how far we could push that if we started getting ridiculous items and made Dan go to houses and say that his cat had dragged it home to his house and he was just being a great neighbour

and going around the streets to make sure he could return the items. So he's going to some Rando's house where he doesn't know. And he's going to pretend he lives on the street and that his cat has brought certain items home and he's trying to find the owner. This is how it sounded in the past.

That's dead pot plant. That's not yours? Okay. This high heel, gorgeous. That would suit you. No. What's this? Cash cannon?

Like shoots out strip of cash? No. Okay. So sorry to interrupt your morning. I tried pulling the trigger and it flicked out a stripper cash clint and it landed on her chest you know it didn't

okay I know Clint Lund because I said you wouldn't pull the trigger this is my nightmare oh no thanks why does he do why does he agree to do this stuff Daniel I guess because I'm contractually obliged and you know what Ash there's a little bit of part

of me yes that kind of enjoys it It's kind of like, you know, what do they call it, that therapy. We had that guy on a few weeks ago. Rejection therapy. Rejection therapy. Yeah, and it kind of, I guess it's kind of releases you from the shackles of life. Just by embarrassing yourself. If it's working for you, babe.

I'm just trying to make excuses as to why I do it. If it's working for you, then fantastic. It makes good content for us, so we're stoked. Okay, well, we've got a very short song. It's only a couple of minutes, Dan. So are you anywhere near a location where you can go and knock on a job? a door and find out if they will take any of the five items that

we've put in a bag and Dan won't know what the items are until he pulls them out in front of the person. Who got the items together? Did you put... Yeah, I'm going to run through the items that I've put in the bag for Dan once we disconnect with him so he can't hear but are you almost good to go?

Yeah, I'm in a location I'm just now looking, we're just looking for a house that has cars in the driveway so we know they're home. Okay, I'm going to disconnect you, Dan. and turn him off Okay What do you put in there?

I put a seahorse rider inflatable pool toy Unopened Unopened Struggle for a cat To get that home I would have thought But anyway

It was a big cat maybe That's his problem Keyboard Nice An incredible novel I'm not sure if you've read it Love on the air That's my novel

I know What do you think In the cat I dragged that around the neighbourhood I just thought It was a great chance To get a bit of publicity Oh yeah available now

Weck calls and paper play If you want to get it at Love on the Air by Ashland. Have you read it yet, by the way? No, that's my copy that he's got. So I really hope they don't take it. Because if they go, that is mine, I'm bugging. Also, the Bondi Sands fake tan. I was kind of like, do I put that in the bag?

Because what if the person says that is mine? Then I've got to go back and buy another bottle. And a tap shoe as well. A single tap shoe. Just a single one, yeah. So let's see. There would be weirded. The cat had got two tattoos in a pair.

I wanted to seem semi-believable. Yes, yes, yes. They wanted to be an absolute hospital pastor, Dan. So let's see if Dan can get through. all five items was Look with the Cat dragged in for Who Dare's Dan next? Clint, Megan Dan

Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Dad? Who dares? Look with the cat dragged in. This is one that we've done a long time ago.

So for OG listeners, you may have remembered and hopefully love this game where Dan pretends that he lives on the streets of the person he's about to go randomly knock on the door and say that his cat has started bringing random items home from the area

and he's going door to door to try and see if he can find the owner of any of these items. Who thought of this segment? I think it was mine when Dan's cat started bringing stuff home and I was like, and some of the items that people were saying their cat brought home were kind of ridiculous. And I was like, I wonder how far we could take that. And Dan takes it to the extreme.

He unknowingly is about to... ask the person at the door if any of the items in the bag are theirs. He doesn't know what the items are yet. He'll know without when he pulls them out of the bag. All right, Danny Boy, you ready? Morning. Morning, guys. I am ready.

I am ready. I'm just about to go into a house that looks like there's people home, which is a good thing. There's two cars in the driveway. My nightmare. I have absolutely no idea what's in this bag. I feel sick. It's been a while since I've done this. so what's going to happen is you'll hear

I won't be able to hear you because I'm going to put my phone down okay so you'll just be able to hear what's happening here I go the deep breathing always gets me when we do these things with him oh it's the gate opening out the front of the house

is walking up the pathway to the oh my god I feel physically sick and I'm not there oh he's knocking on the door oh hi there sorry i'm just down the road um are you guys um free just quickly because i've my cat's been bringing stuff back from around the neighborhood and i'm just double checking if there's if any of it's yours sorry i've got you on your pajamas yeah um i'm just got he's like a

bigger cat but he's been bringing home like a tap shoe is that that's neither of yours I couldn't. This Bondi Sands stuff Oh take it Is it yours because you can't have it I'm just trying to get rid of it My wife to like take it back

Yeah Okay yeah you take the Bondi Sands All good There's this keyboard Not yours Okay This crappy novel by It's like one of those smutty ones

You know If you want one of that You'll start reading Yeah she doesn't want my book Oh, actually, no, I think this is actually quite a good one. It's been, it's like, got really good reviews. Yeah, Ash London, she's a really, like, good writer. Okay, you can have that.

And then there was this here, the seat, it's like a seat. Oh, you had that as well. Yeah, it's a, it's like a unicorn, what is that? It's like a unicorn blow-up toy for a pool. Oh, my kids are going to kill me. You'll have that as well? Oh, oh my God, this is so good. This has never happened where I've taken stuff.

it back and they've actually been fine. So you don't want the tattoo? Okay, all good. Thanks so much guys. I really appreciate it. Yeah. He's a big cat. He's actually from Africa. Anyway, thanks, team. Appreciate it. See you guys. Have a good weekend. Bye. I'll close the gate for you. Bye. How do I do that? Oh. I can't believe you've lost you. You've lost your bond, I said, and you've lost Okay, guys. Nightmare. Nightmare.

They took all your stuff, Clint, so jokes on you. Did they take the Ash London book as well? Yeah. Oh, no. Come on. It's the one person that has it in music. Clint, it's all good. I know the author.

Yeah, I know I know the author. I'll get you another copy, though. But the Bondi Sands, that was like a full bottle. Yeah, that's on you. That's on you, babe. Well done, Tammy. They didn't take Harrison's tap shoe, is probably a good thing because they're probably worth a bit of money.

Yeah, and imagine if they just took one, he's really buggered. How old was the girl? Who was it? Was it multiple people? It was two people, yeah, I don't know if you could hear it. It seemed like a bit of a flat. One was in her pyjamas, which I felt a bit bad about. Yeah, okay, that's fine. You felt bad for her.

She just got on my freestyle. I'm stoked with that. Well done, Dan. Jokes on you, Clint. That's fantastic. Clint, Megan, Dan. And Dan is back. Still on his way back from, who do he is.

Dan, so hopefully he'll make it back in time in the next minute for this. With Megan Dance. Employee of the week. You're the best around. The dance are the things that keep you down. He sings that. That's fun. It's great singing. Yeah, our mate Reagan. He's that Reagan.

Good on you, Dylan. Okay, now we don't award Employer of the Week to someone who we think deserves it for going above and beyond. No way. Throw each other under the bus. And hopefully if you get the least to amount of dirt thrown on you, you

went by default. I'm going to be walking out of this studio, sparkling clean. You reckon? Yep. Okay, well I am going to, unfortunately, be throwing you under the bus, Ash. Oh, me? Yeah, for lying to Dan and I for almost three months, actually.

Almost three months. Almost three months. Yeah, that's fair. You told us back in July you were getting a gym membership, which you were, and that you were going to give it a good kick in the guts and go two to three times a week. Then we'd in with you because it was your three-month gym anniversary and we found

out this. I stood the cornwebs off the app. One time. Shut! I actually ended up putting the membership on freeze two weeks ago. Oh my God. Spending $12 a week and nothing.

So if you missed that, Ash has gone once in the last 10 weeks and put it on freeze. That's fine. At least I didn't just like keep paying for it. It could have been worth. I'm going to nominate. I'm going to send you a nomination back at you, Clinton, for admitting to something you probably should never admitted to. I stole my pretty much like half or maybe three quarters of my proposal speech from an

Ashton Coochard movie called Just Married. Yes, I do. I remember that. I don't know where we're going to be in 10, 20, 40 years from now. There are a million things that I don't know, but there's one thing that I do. And that's that I'm going to love her day. I think we've got the original audio that you like, You ain't it from the actual Ashton Coochard Monologue.

I don't know where we're going to be in 10, 20, 40 years. There are a million things that I don't know. But there's one thing that I do. And I am going to love her day in and day out for the rest of my life. Yeah. Now, would you open the gaze? Okay, goes on. I'm going to double down on Clinton.

Nice. I love a double down, baby. And the only thing I can remember, from this week is the time that you compared it was boobies but I can't remember what you were you were comparing them to oh to a

let's roll the tape shall we to a sunset that's right that's what it was yeah is it kind of like boobies like you just don't get tired of seeing them yeah you could if you want to use that analogy yeah yeah

that's Sanjay he gets up early to see the sunset every single morning he goes for a run and sees that and I was like but don't you get bored of seeing, like, after you've seen one sunset, you've seen them all, but I think it is, like, boobies where you just never get... I am amazed at, like, even after, like, seven years of, eight, nine years are seeing my boobies.

And what kids have been seeing them for seven years? No, no, I was having my husband. Oh, right. Like, he cannot... It's like, I'll be upstairs and he'll be downstairs, and I would take my bra off and he just appears. I thought that was going to be an analogy for a second there. You were upstairs, he was downstairs.

He was downstairs. No, no, no, no. physically. And do you know what he's... He'll appear and it's like he sniffs it out And then he goes, give me a pig of the good stuff Well, Ash, it's bad news for you One X against your name, two X is a kid's mine

Dan Whamie as your employee of the week That's my first ever win Maybe the second Wow! I'm going to bask in this for the rest of my life You deserve it, darling, especially after that Who There's Dan. You've done the most right. Oh my goodness me. I'm still puffed after that.

called Clint Pick and Dan Spinky Boat There has been some big announcements this week I mean we're very excited about Laneway Chapel Roan coming Yeah Roan coming Everyone's losing their minds over it

Actually a lot of music announcements this week Take a listen to just a snapshot of them Laneway is back for 2026 Chapel Row The Emmy goes to Owen Cooper I love them Oh my God the Coachella 2026

lineup is here We really want Sabrina Carpenter Coachella see you back here on a headline. Crazy, so crazy week of massive announcements. Yeah, Placer Blackfern's killing it. They might win the rugby world carth. Cardi B's having another baby.

She's having a 50 second child. Jimmy Kimmel show cancelled? Yeah. I mean, it's been a huge week. It really, really has. And when it has, well, we have big weeks like these with big announcements. Sometimes it kind of overshadows the small to medium announcements, which I think is still very important.

Yeah, so, hey, I had something I wanted to share, but there's bloody Kimmel's being cancelled, it's taken my thunder. Yeah, you're right, and then you just go, oh, it's not really worth sharing mine now. No. So maybe we thought we'd create a space for the small to medium announcements.

We don't want any more big ones, we've had enough of them. If you've got a pregnancy to announce, we're happy for you, but that's not what we're after. What if it's a third pregnancy? That'd be a medium. That's small to medium. I mean, every life is a blessing, we love all babies, but a third is like, yeah, cool.

Just another one. I don't want to add to the pack. Yeah, maybe the fact that it's exciting because you had like, or you had like three boys and you've just found out your fourth is going to be a girl. It feels like a medium-ish. Yeah, well, that's medium to large, I'd say. But we'll still take it. Maybe you've finally nailed your beef ragu recipe.

That's a good one. Try it three or four times and the flavours war is a bit off. What if your name's Clint Randall and you're going to get a slightly darker tan this weekend to see how that goes? That's small to medium. Well, I think changing tan colour or brand is a rather large thing. Do? Yeah, yes, yes. Some of Hayden Allen's text through saying,

this mate, Callum, finally got his wheelbarrow license. I know that's a big milestone. They can be quite hard to handle those wheelbarrows. They call us that we will celebrate you, like the champion that you are. Before we do move on, you have stopped wearing deodorant altogether because I guess the toxins, chemicals, not into them. And the other stuff you normally use, I don't think even works.

You're just wasting your money. Yeah, I also have three years with the paste. And then I ran out, and I just stopped wearing it. Okay. going to... Yeah, now that I do smell there's a bit of a whiff, but it's fine. It's not like coming over to, Dan.

Dan's going to go over and find out how close he has to get before he can smell it. She's just said there's a bit of a whiff. I've got to have started to like the whiff. You said you couldn't smell it and your husband said he couldn't smell it, but he's also married to you. So Dan is going in. He's lying.

He's lying. You need to get back into the aluminium, babe. I've got some Rexona here. Dan, who cares how much metal's in it. Spray ash. Don't you dare spray that in it. Do not. Spray the chemicals in the studio. Don't do it. I've already had to have my hand in poo this week. He wants to do it. He wants to, but he's scared of me. Clint is taking every bit of my power. And you should be scared of me. You should be scared of me.

I will leave. He'll do it. Don't do it. I promise he'll do it. He's, look at his face. He's stuck because he loves it. Don't do it. It's not funny to do it. No one will laugh. No one will think you're a hero. They'll think you're mean. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't spray. Shut up, creak, don't spray it because the smell will give me a migraine The smell will give me a migraine Did you spray it? Yeah, I'm off you. But at least it smells better at the studio

It's the edge. Clint, Megan Dan. Leshco! And a lot of massive announcements this week, one in particular, the laneway announcement yesterday. If you hear a chaparone song, call us, we'll send you there for free

with a double pass before they go on sale. Jimmy Kimmel got axed. That's right. I know. What's going to happen there, eh? I don't know. He'll turn up somewhere like Netflix. Yeah, it's just... But unfortunately, a lot of these small to medium announcements

that a lot of us have, unfortunately, are overshadowed by just such a big week of things happening. And we thought maybe we need to set aside some time where we can celebrate your medium accomplishment. Yeah, Caitlin's pissed off. She's cooled through. She's annoyed that all her thunder's been taken. Morning, Caitlin? Good morning.

Now, have you got some small or medium news? I think mine's quite large, actually. Okay, she's broken the rules. and I respect that. We were not asking for large announcements, Caitlin. You could be in the wrong place. We specifically said medium to small. Okay, what have you got?

So I've a solo mom. I've been renovating this relocatable villa for the last four years all on my own and I'm ready to move in. Oh, wow. That's amazing. But unfortunately... It's taken me four years.

You are a champion. Yeah, D-O-I. That is too big. That is too good. People literally are hanging up now with their medium to small news, Caitlin, after hearing you. God, women are the best. Good on you, darling. Yeah, that's great.

You can call back next week. We can do our big news segment. Yeah. Yeah. Morning, Nelly. Good morning. Now, you've got some, I would say, I don't know, reading your text, I reckon this is medium. This is medium news. Yeah, thank you.

I feel medium. Yeah. Okay. What's happened? Yep. So I picked up in my accountant's era on Monday, and I saved myself $7,000. in tech. Oh, my gosh.

That feels good, baby. Oh, that is really good. New accountant as well, I'd imagine. Yes. No, she's beautiful. Accidents happen. Oh, you're nice. She may be beautiful, but she's crap an accountant.

I don't know. If you're not an accountant, and she is, and you can find a $7,000 mistake. Mistakes get made sometimes. That's why you've got to double check. New Zealand's most attractive accountant. She's terrible at a job, though.

Good in your head. Seven grand. I've got some texts that have come through. This is so good. Small to medium. I'd say this is medium to large. My 15-month-old slept through the night for the second time in his life. Oh, that's a life-changing.

When you wake up in the morning, you're like, what time is it? What do you mean? Are they live? Do you know what you do after that? You go, oh my God, what did I do yesterday? And you completely rip your whole day apart. I need to do exactly the same thing. And exactly 605, I touched the left toe.

And then I tickled the cheek. gave him his lunch slightly later, maybe that's it. Oh my God, it's so true. You're like, how do I replicate that for my life? Yeah, that's another one I think's too big. Yeah, too big. My baby started preschool this week. Oh, that's pretty big news. Someone else has quit their job that they're unhappy and, oh my God, that would feel good.

Again, quite a big news announcement to me. I like that, though. They just say soon to be unemployed, but, ah, well. Well, I wouldn't know what it feels like to not love your job, guys. Yeah, it is it. We do an amazing job, don't we? I come into work every day. Oh, do you mean, like, if you're rating yourself out of...

Oh, no, I do a terrible job. But I'm saying, we come into work every day to hang out with our mates. You know, we're very lucky. But there is people out there that, you know, hate their job. And I really feel for those people. Unless they get paid really well, which case, man. Isn't that sometimes how you justify it, I suppose? I stand in it going, well, gives me financial freedom to do the things that I like,

even though it sucks. Yeah. Yeah, he's talking about it like he knows the feeling so well. Yeah. Think of that, though, Clint loves his job and he gets paid he. Oh, Kingy sent through the first one of the day. Dan sucks deep. Yeah, Kingy.

He says it every day. Well, we're waiting for you. A-51. That's a late entry for today. Yeah, Kingy in the truck, works in forestry, probably cruising around, chopping down our rainforests. Someone did their first push-up. That's a good meet. That's a good news.

That's small. That's small news. I mean, it's great. You're on the way. Yeah, then Nicole didn't pay for parking all day yesterday and didn't get a ticket. Oh, yeah. Cheating the system. Yeah, someone else said they got their kids to school at 826 today.

Come on, four minutes early. The parent of the year. Also, last day of school before school holidays for the next couple of weeks. So the roads will free up if you haven't got kids. You get to sleep in a little longer next week. Yeah, a bit of an easier drive-in. And for the parents, good luck with the juggle. Yeah, that's rough.

It's so unfair. The government's got to sort that out. They can't be letting the kids go on holidays so often. Clint, Meg and Dan. in the Edge of Stoke to sport Laneway, Western Springs next, Feb and losing it at the lineup. How bloody good is it? Chapel Roan, role model, Benny, Pink Panther,

are so many others. If you want to score yourself a VIP double pass, then just check out the Edge, uh, Enz on Instagram and Facebook. You can win there. But we have been teasing all morning. If you hear a Chapel Roan song, you call us. That's what Maya's done. Yeah, for free.

She's going up from Rona, Rio de Vegas. Maya, you're going, babe. Congratulations, before they even go on sale, 10 a.m. Tuesday. Oh, my God. You've already got yours. Thank you. Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it. Oh, wow.

You're really excited. I'm the biggest. I'm the biggest Chappell Road fan. I love her so much. And I'm so, I can't believe my word. I'm so excited. I never win anything. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Can you do us a little bit of a sing to the end of, chapel Rhone song Subway, this bit. Oh my gosh. Oh my, I'm so sorry in Edva. Go for it, babe. Okay. You tell me when.

She's got. She's got away. She's got away. She's got away. You'll be there, babe. Next, babe. Singing your heart out. Oh, my God.

Chappell's on the phone. Oh, then my mind. Ever played a weekend, eh? Oh, thank you so much, guys. You're welcome. She's amazing. So pre-sales, 10 a.m. Tuesday, and then on sales, kick off Wednesday, 10 a.m. next week. Good luck, team.

New music Friday. I'm so excited. It's a Christmas every Friday for me. A couple of new tracks, Lola Young, who we know is the Messy Girl. She's got a new song that's called Post-Sex Clarity. You know, good on it. You make me want to make me want to lose. Nice.

Yeah. Do you guys like Julia Michaels? She's like one of the most, she's, like, she writes a lot of songs for like Justin Bieber and... Very talented. Very talented. She's got a new one. It's called No Heartbreaks Killed Me Yet. Oh, well, baby, you gave me your best.

No really used to be proud of yourself. I was wondering how. songwriters decide which ones to keep, which ones to give away. Yeah, I agree. Because it'd be hard, eh, because you write a really good one and you've got a person in mind to sing it. And you'll make so much money off of it because it's like Justin Bieber's going to sell more singles than Julie Michaels. I'll tell you what, Cia does a lot of that and she is rich. She's rich, rich, rich, rich.

Oce Nellie, a couple of Aussie boys. Very famous song. Their new one's called Drenched. Bloody looking forward to seeing them in Christchurch next year, Likiev. But the one I'm the most excited about is Louis Capaldi, who was AWOL for two years, working on his mental health, getting himself ready. And his comeback song, he's been teasing it for a couple of weeks.

It's called Something in the Heavens. And, oh boy. I'm going to skip to the course. Life can cut like a knife. I'm going to skip to the course, because that's where it feels like it changes the Lewis Capaldi sound for me. Watch out, Ed Sheuron, this could be a winning song for many others.

Shut up. No, that's not. Shush. Do you even have a heart? It isn't it, Dan. People listen to Lewis. You're good, but something in the heavens tells me that we'll be together. You ruined that, Clint.

I'm all right. No, it's done now, and he's ruined, he was going up and down on the volume. He was talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. He was a cloud. Yeah, see. She's annoying.

Yeah, people are now reconsidering their wedding song and go, maybe we do the Lewis thing. No, no, no, that's a funeral. That's a funeral. That's a funeral. Yeah. Boy, he's talking about I love you and stuff. Yeah, till my last breath and something. Oh, you shush.

It's a little over it. Hey, it's my cake. Callum Scott. Loneliness calls. Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel the heat with somebody. Yeah, I want to dance to somebody. With somebody who loves me.

How good. I mean, a bit of a bummer. both come out on the same day because I think they're going to come in against each other as emotional ballads. Whitney Houston and Kellam Scott. We'll see. I reckon one of those is going to go to number one very soon. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through.

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