The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW - things we hate

Episode Date: July 5, 2026

Matariki Banter, Taylor Swift Wedding Rumors & Monday Morning Venting | The Edge Breakfast Clint’s away, so Cal fills in as the team chats Matariki plans, a bland kindy soup, and Taylor Swift wedding rumors before voting on a throwback track. They play a Rotten Tomatoes higher/lower game, take calls celebrating first-home wins, and “Take the Edge Off My Life” gives cash for a dentist bill and travel to see a long-distance partner. Dan confesses parking in an emergency-only spot, the show crowns a “biggest crush” nominee, shares wild coincidences, and vents about everyday hates like escalator blockers, self-checkout errors, lunchboxes, and supermarket aisle talkers.

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clint is away today, so you got Cal, well, he's actually away all week, isn't he? Yeah, got a crew. Good to see you. Happy Monday, short week this week as well as me.

Matariki. Yeah, I love Mathiki. I can't wait for the long weekend. So we've only got four days. The countdown's on New Zealand. And what are you going to be doing to respect Matriki this time? a long weekend, Dan. I'm just loving life.

Love and life. Yeah, that's good. And you know what? Being thankful for the country we live in. Because isn't it a beautiful country? We take it for granted and we're not perfect. No. But oh my goodness.

But oh my God. What a place. Yeah, we, my daughter's candy did a Matriki celebration last week. And all the kids had to bring in a vegetable to make a community, like a soup. That's your dream. And we had a vegetable soup. But my goodness. they must not put any seasoning in the kids' food.

I could believe it. I was like scrounging around looking for salt. It was like, what if I got some Play-Doh? Do you reckon that's them being like really careful about what they can put in? Yeah, of course, of course. It was just like the blandest thing. Just water and vegetables.

Yeah, it was. It was literally with nothing else in it. There'd be at least one whingey kid that's allusioned to salt and ruins everyone else. That would be able to rule. On the edge breakfast, Clint McGinnick and Dan, clits away. Kell, jump in this morning.

And doing a brilliant job as well. You say me. Oh my God. A couple of breaks and you're doing fabulous. This is so funny. Every single time I cover, it's around the second or third time that we talk that Dan says that. And then we say, oh, well, it's seen at the end of the show. And then we get to the end of the show.

And Dan says, thank you so much. You were so good. A couple of stuff ups. Oh, my God. Look, you've already figured him out. Yeah. That's me. I'm very predictable, actually.

You really are. I've sort of got some sort of algorithm and it's very uncomplicated. It's time for some throwbacks, though. Yeah. So, Taylor Swift was just the internet over the weekend. and whether you love her or hey-do, you couldn't get away from her. Yeah, I've seen so many, like, rumors or unconfirmed things about that wedding. Do we even know if it was a wedding?

Like, did they get married before the MSG thing? So it looks, I don't know, people were saying that they got married beforehand, but they definitely did valves because I think it was her auntie that was stopped outside afterwards, saying it was wonderful, it was wonderful, it was brilliant. Because all these people were very unmedia trained, as you can imagine. There were thousands of people there. She did say that that was going to have. happened when she was on Graeme Norden last year after she got engaged.

She said, I think people get stressed with weddings because they're like trying to riddle the list out of like who's going to come and who's not going to come. She said, that's not going to be me. Everyone I've ever talked to was coming. Oh, God. That's what she said. She's like, I'm not even good. I'm just like if I've spoken to you, you're coming.

And that was her gag when she looked like she stood by it, which is funny because I don't think Blake and Ryan went, which is wild because she is the godmother of their three, four girls. It is stressful putting together a guest list for a wedding, though. That was the most stressful thing about my wedding. Oh yeah, exactly. Because do you invite work people? I know.

Do you not invite all of the answers? Every answer was yes. Yes, you're coming. All her workmates were there. Everyone's coming. The lady from Taylor Swift Finance. She was in the... Everybody.

Yeah, everybody was there. So let's do a Taylor Swift throwback. All right. Cal said you're the biggest fan of her. What's your favourite of these three? I really do like Out of the Woods. That's annoying because that was the song I suggested. so you've taken my one.

Well, as soon as you brought it up, I was like, well, I, yeah. It is a great song. Should we do that one? Well, the other options? I take you out of the woods and I raise you blank space. Churn. Okay. And then I'll bring up 22, which is one of a bit more upbeat throwbacks.

I con it. I don't know when I turned 22, I blasted this all day. The song was epic at 22. Yeah. You know what? This is the song she did during the Ares Tour as well, where she'd go down and give the little kids at the front row a hat. Pull my eyes up. Yeah.

Pull my eyes out. I mean, any of those could be a good Monday song. Let's throw it over to Meg, who's the biggest Swifty on the show? Yeah, yeah. I think out of the woods was the right call cow. Well done. I'm picking that one. That was my call! I am pretty good with my Taylor Swift songs.

I know whatever one loves, you know? You're doing a terrible job this one. Clint Meg and Dan. Clint Megan Dan. In Climbing and Dan Clintaway on a cruise. So, Cal's here. Good to have you, Cal. We're just saying we're just talking about screen time

because obviously we're going on holiday next week. I said to Meg, I'm going to take my phone off, turn it off. Cow has just said he's already this morning had 41 minutes of screen time. I know. I don't know how. How did that happen? I think it's just because I leave my phone on. I don't really like switch the screen off.

Have you seen that Black Mirror episode where people have to watch screens to like make money. You'd be so good. You'd be thriving. You'd be Elon Musk. Yeah, he wouldn't be thriving. Honestly. I'd be so, I can't believe

that's a black mirror episode. That's like a dream. Yeah, you have to like watch adverts and stuff and Oh no, that's a bit boring. Yeah. Have I got to watch reels for a job? Wow.

Yeah, Elon Musk. More or less next. I'd work overtime. More or less. Yeah, I thought Cal, you might like this one and made it specifically for you. Rod and Tomato's ratings higher or lower.

Oh, that's gonna be a fun one. Yeah, of popular movies that have been out recently. Clint Megan Dan. Leshko! Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh go! Time for... What?

Oh, wrong. Wrong about it, wrong about it. Movies. Yes. Kyle, I feel like you're a movie bar for movie guy. That would be your thing. Would you agree? Yeah, I would agree so.

Yeah, you... I actually think I'm going to be very good at this one. Yeah, I think you will be too. All right, let's go for Roten Tomatoes. what has a higher rating, meaning it's better, Barbie or the F1 movie? Barbie would be more. The F1 movie was, I think, critically panned,

but I don't know. Have you just seen it how to go? Because you're a F1 guy, Dan. I didn't mind it. I thought it was good in terms of getting more fans involved. If you're a true Formula One fan that's watched it for many years, though, it's a bit unrealistic. Oh, really?

Yeah, but it's a great, entertaining movie. Oh, wow. Wait, are we talking about critic score or audience score because there's two different things I'm on Tomatoes? I think the generic one. is just the audience score. Yeah. Okay.

I don't, I, it's got to be Barbie, but then I feel like there was a lot of, like, men who would have just shot on the movie for no reason. So what are we looking at? I think I'm just going to go out on a women's HF1. Incorrect. Barbie. It's Barbie by far.

I think Barbie's quite up there with one of the highly rated ones. Okay, Inside Out 2 or June Part 2? June Part 2 was critically panned. Was it? I think so. Yeah, inside out. Pixar movies, honestly, gets such good ratings. I'm going to say Inside Out.

I don't want to play this movie anymore. 92% only by 1%. Inside Out was 91. June Part 2 was 92%. Oh good. Depo and Wolverine or Twisters. I love that movie by the way. Oh, Twisters.

So that's a little bit of terrible. With Glenn Powell. Deadpool Wolverine won't won't win by a landslide. What? What? Sit this one out. Twisters 89% Deadpool and Wolverine 78. Shocking.

All right. What about Wicked or Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes? Uh, wicked would have got more. Yeah, wicked one. No. Oh, my God. Oh, no, it did, it did. Thank God.

It did. Redemption. The second one, not so much. The second one was a bit... Cravenor one, a Minecraft movie, or Nova King? What's Nova King? Novercane. Have you heard of Nova King?

A Minecraft movie, audience score would have been bigger. No. No. It was... Nova King. Yeah. By a lot. Minecraft movie was 48.

Very very bad. Like, the Minecraft. A rough movie was one of the crappest films I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, but audiences loved watching it though. Did they? Yeah, remember chicken jockey? That was everywhere. Chicken chop?

What was that? There was that song, hey? Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. Chicken, chicken, chicken. Didn't Jack Blake? I actually have never watched it. Let's just think back to the start of this break where cow was so cocky. Well, I just thought maybe you were going to pick all Marvel movies.

Sorry about that. True. If it was Marvel movies, you would have hammered at home. So, well done. was N-Fra... I don't think you guys got one. No, I don't think we did at all. Maybe the wicked one.

No, well, that was fun. Clint, Megan Dan podcast. First Call of the Day. First Call of the Day! Did you look at that? We've got Ella, who is a nurse... Oh, God, I see, Cal. I mean, Carl, sorry, there's too many C's.

Oh, my God. Carl, your spelling is shocking. Yeah, it's N-U-R-C-E. N-R-C-E. No, but then he had spelled it before he's correct to the thing he's got it right. He spelt it originally, N-U-R-S-C-E

N-U-R-S-C-E Yeah, but like you still knew what I meant I know, that's what I like about you, Carl, like the thing is you write how it should be ridden how it should be ridden nurse sounds like that

peronetically Yeah, yeah Yeah, of course Sorry, Ella Hey Ella, how are you? Hi, morning How are you guys? We're good,

what did you do over the weekend? We just moved into our house so we were kind of just getting settled Oh, oh God, how bad was Was it easier or harder than you thought it would be a hate moving? Yeah, it was quite difficult with two little kids. Oh, God. It was like, we're getting there.

Now, here's a question, Ella. Did you ask friends to help you move, or were you one of the good people that didn't? The good people. I didn't ask friends, but we had friends offer. Oh, they're good friends. Keep them on. Honestly, I know. I was so surprised.

genuinely, if my best friends move, I'm not helping. Moving house is one of the most traumatising things to do, even if it's not your house. So the fact that they helped you, you must be a good friend, Ella, to them. Oh, I hope so. Yeah, good on you. I think it's so much worse when it's not your house and you have to move. It's like, what am I getting out of this? Oh, that's a selfish thing to say.

Yeah, that just shows what good person you are, Cal. That's terrible. Oh, that's exciting, Ella. Was it a move that you wanted to make? Is it exciting to be in this new house? Yes, very exciting. It's our first house. We've brought together.

Congratulations. That's such a huge feat. Did you have your first sleep in it last night? No, so we've been there like a week now, but just still moving stuff in. Oh yeah, of course, of course. Oh, that's so cool. And you're in Auckland as well and you own a house. Rich!

Congratulations, well done. Well done. What a feat. Wow. And kids. And kids, yeah, absolutely. Incredible. What does your husband do?

Or partner. What was it, sorry? What does your partner do? Mechanic. Oh, yeah, nice. And you know what? It might not be a partner that's the breadwinner cow. It might be Ella's massive nurse salary.

Okay, so don't make assumptions. And like with rentals, so I'm guessing you were renting beforehand. We were actually living with my parents. Oh, wow, because you don't even realize until like something pops up of like, oh my gosh, this is our house and we get to make the decisions now. It's good and bad. to realize you can do whatever you want with the house, and then you realize also that if the microwave breaks, there's no one to call.

Once you go, oh, hold on a second, that's on me now. I only just found that out like a few weeks ago where we were talking about it with people that have bought their house. And it's like, if there's like a plumbing issue, you sort it out yourself. You have to fix it. What did you think would happen?

Sorry, I'm not rich. I've only ever rented. So I just assumed that there was always property managers for every single house. Every house. Must be nice. No, no. Thank you very much for calling.

Well, I'm getting a first house. and good luck for the school holidays. Yeah, we'll send you to our musty movie. It is Disney's Moana. You can take one of your kids, maybe the live action reimagining of Disney's Moana. It sells into cinemas, I think, in a couple of days' time. July 8th.

Very exciting, so we'll send you along to that, okay? Yeah, it's only a double pass, so you can only take your favour. Awesome, my daughter will love that. Thank you guys so much. You're welcome. You're welcome. I bought my first home directly opposite my best friend. Oh, my God.

That would be the dream, eh? What are the chances of being able to find two houses like that close together? that they actually want to. Instead of it just being like, hey, there's this listing, you should buy this and they actually do. You can build a tunnel between them. Dan,

Dan, you still live really close to me and it was awesome and then you left. Not close enough to build a tunnel. That would have been a long tunnel. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Cal here filling in for Clint today. I've never been a part of it

that take the edge off my life. Oh, have you? No, I always replay it on my show on the Edge Day show. It's a joyous time because we're just giving away free money basically, aren't we? To people that need it. People that want it.

Yeah, absolutely. It doesn't actually matter if you don't need it. You can still enter. Nauty 640 next. Dan, you've been a bit naughty. What would you do if you were in a rush? And the only park you could use was an emergency car park for people. I wouldn't use it. Oh. That's the difference between you and I.

Taylor Swift, I knew it. I knew you. On the edge. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. You here on the edge. This podcast with a person. Breakfast, Clint Meg and Dan. I was about to say the edge days.

That's not where we are. How are filling in? What'd you do, Dan? I'm not proud of what I'm about to talk to you about. Hang on. Hang on. It's time to get naughty at 640. Now this makes it sound like it's a naughty sexual thing.

It's absolutely not. In fact, it's far from it. And I'm ashamed of what I'm about to tell you about. On the weekend, I had to take my son to the doctors. Oh, that's a shame. And it was for, Just something, I'm not going to go into details, but it was nothing serious.

We were just sort of going in for a little check-up. And I went to a doctor's surgery that's like also doubles as an emergency situation. So you can go there if you've broken your arm. After hours. Yeah, an A-N-E type thing. But our doctor also practices from there. Yeah, yeah, I know those places.

GP A-N-E. And got there. And it was busy, man. Busy all the weekend. Oh, so people with their sick kids there, pissage off. How are you going there? And they're all coughing all over.

I know. I'm surprised. you'd want to go to a place that has lots of emergency sick people, but it is a good feeling. I imagine when you walk in, you have an appointment compared to everybody else that's waiting for hours. I reckon if you go in with a kid to an A&E, you should be fast-tracked to the front.

I couldn't agree more. I don't want to be pushed behind 33-year-old Steve, who's there with a scratchy throat. I want my wingy kid to be seen first, so then they don't whinge, and I'm straight out, straight-in. Anyway, that's not the issue. There was no parks. the only park free was the one right outside the emergency surgery

that said emergency patients only. You're very lucky you didn't get told if you parked in that because that's like the ambulance spot. Yeah, but well no, it could be people that are like, you know, racing through, oh my gosh. Then they should be going to hospital. Yeah, that's such a good point. And the thing about it was, I sort of,

I'm denied about it for a couple of seconds. And then I obviously parked in it. And my reasoning for it was the lettering for it was on the front of the car park and it was very small. So I thought I could get away with pleading ignorant if they brought it up. I could be like,

oh, I didn't see it. The lettering was very small. I was just so stressed and rushed. Dan Webby from the edge, idiot. No one would know that. I went in there. I had a cap. I put my cap down as well

just in case someone on the small... Sun is on. Yeah, I went up with sunglasses on and it inside. I had a balaclava on. Everything. And I went in... And it was fine.

No one noticed. I went out, got him in the car. Luckily, there was no emergency situation where someone needed the car park. I wouldn't be like that. That would give me such anxiety the whole time of getting in trouble. I hate getting in trouble. I do go out of my way to not get in trouble.

Isn't it a little bit exhilarating though doing something like that? No, not for me. I wish I was like that, though. I really, really do. And I wish I cared less about what people thought of me and about being a people pleaser. I would love to be more like you, Dan, in that aspect. I like grazing the law.

Really? In a way where it's not necessarily legal. I don't think it's illegal to park in that park. It's illegal to park in a disabled car park if you're not disabled. get that. The other things I like to do is if I go to the supermarket, for instance, and you know there's that lovely bin there

for the free kids food. Usually they'll have like a few bananas and apples. George, my son loves a banana when we go in there. Sometimes there's no bananas in there, so I just break one off a bunch. I'm Guy does that, my husband, but I won't even do it. I get too scared. I'm going to go to jail.

I drove up to one of those breathalyzer spots this weekend. I know it was very exciting for me. I saw it. And no word of a lie, four cars ahead of me, turn. Like, you turn as soon as they saw it. Oh, you get chased if you do that. And I expected them to turn. I was like, you guys are going to get in trouble

because I've had that before and not the case. I think they were too busy. Obviously, knowing that I haven't had any alcohol and do like a turn. And then like them chase you and just be like, oh no, I just was going the wrong way. Look, test me right now. Yeah. Meg swaps out with her husband when she's drunk. She gets into a passenger seat. No, I loved it.

It's so silly, isn't it? I honestly expect, like, almost like a. sticker. When I go through it, I'm like, one, two, three, four, five. And they're like, it's a pass. And like, where's my sticker? They're like, you're like, you're one of the most sober people who have ever had. Here's a sticker. I feel like I deserve. We've got it to negatives.

Clint, Megan Dan. Canadian Club at the Edge is searching for the biggest crush. It's all thanks to the new release of Canadian Club's Lehman Crush. It's time to vote. And have your say, but we have our very first, like, official top eight nominee up this morning. and I've read through his nomination, and I think he sounds so great,

really good high top competition to start up. Morning stat. Good morning. Good morning. How much do you know about this, by the way? Is your partner Suhani? Yes, she is. Do you know that she's what she's dominated you for?

Something to do with... I got that. You sound. You sound absolutely stoked about it. All right, well, we have Suhani on the line as well. Hi, Suhani. Hi, hello. Hi, I loved your entry for Sat.

I thought it was really well done. I instantly know what kind of guy he is from what you've ridded. For one, the song that sums up his personality is this one. Mm, too. I'm so sorry. So, Sat, this is actually really lovely, Sat, what Suhani has said about you. You obviously are a very, very good man. And you're a detective for the New Zealand police, which is an incredible job.

I've always wanted to be a detective. What are you the chances of me quitting radio and becoming a detective? Just on a whim, Dan? Yeah, on a whim. You can always do it. There's nothing stopping you. He's just a good guy, isn't he? Yeah, he's really lovely.

So Hani said about Sat, when life gives Sat lemons, he analyzes the lemon, isolates the lemon from the other lemons, ensures the lemon isn't dangerous, then calls for backup if needed, then he confronts the lemon, then comforts the lemon, makes the lemon his friend, and then they head to the bar together. So I thought that was a really lovely way

to look into what you do with situations that maybe aren't ideal. And it sounds like you're very good at your job, and also a great dad. It says that you always put your family first, a man of your wording, you show up to your son's daycare and uniform to celebrate Matariki Festival,

even though you're a very busy guy. So, Suhani has thought that your New Zealand's, or should be New Zealand's biggest crush, and you're officially in the running for 5K. Thank you. He's so, he's like, I hate it every second. I love him. Absolutely. Worst five minutes of his life.

But you know what? It shows that he's a good man. Yeah, humble. Very humble man. Well done. Thanks, Suhani, for your amazing nominations. Sat, you are our first nominee for Canadian Clums, Levin'N Crush. Love them. They're cute.

I know. I know. I love this. We do this every day this week. We are. We're going to have another nominee later at 9 as well today. Wow. And in five minutes, another chance to take the edge off your life.

Oh, click, Megan Dan. About this, take the edge off my life. It was the last week, which we just figured out. There's been thousands and thousands of entries over the past couple months. Yeah. It feels like we've been doing it. It must be nearly three months. We've been doing this.

It's been so much fine. We've really helped a lot of people. Okay, let's call. Monday morning, 7 a.m. is always the hardest one to get people on notoriously. Let's see if this picks up. We've had a lot of people just not answer because there's still a bed.

Take a beard for my life. Well done. Well done, gentlemen. Congratulations. Oh my God, thank you. You're welcome. You need to go to the dentist. Yeah.

What is it for just a checkup or is there something like a root canal? They wanted me to do a full deep clean of my teeth Oh yeah So it's like it's hard when you have to pay that much money for pain How long has it been since you've been to the dentist? A hygienist I actually went last year

But before that It would have been a couple years before that Yeah, yeah that's fair It's so tough to keep up on it When you know how expensive is And it's just going to be painful But we're going to at least take one of those things off you and we're going to pay $200

towards your bill. Awesome. Thank you. Well done, Jasmine. No more halitosis for you. That's great. And another chance to do that after 8 o'clock this morning.

God. I haven't been to the dentist and ages. Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I think it's been two years and I keep getting the emails from them being like, it's time for your checkup and I'm like, I'm not. Yeah.

Financially ready to do that. I left it for three years and I needed two fillings. Yeah. It pays to go every year. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan.

I got to why you go filling it. This honestly goes off every time we do it and it's been a few months since we've done unique names. Yeah, and this is why if you are pregnant and about to have a baby, you really need to say the name out loud multiple times to multiple people to make sure you haven't got one of these.

Oh my God, they keep coming through and it just blows my mind. Someone named their daughter, Bess. Bess. Which is a lovely name. I actually, Bess. I like Bess. Not if your last name's Twishers. Best Wishes. Isn't that good.

Dad, Twishers. Best Twishers. Twishers. Twishers. Apparently there's a man in Fargaray called Building. Building. Come on.

I just think you're getting trolled again. Until we see them, I can't believe how many come through. My uncle is called Robin Banks. Good. I think, I lie that one. That's cute. That's cute.

Okay, what about you? Dan Lehman, good morning. That's funny in itself. Morning, Dan. Dan Okay, piss off He used to know a guy called Randy Goulds Okay, Sally morning

Hi, how are you? Morning Sally Now this is interesting You once heard Jet Star at the airport Calling a passenger What were their name? Jenna Taylor

Now someone's trolled them, eh? No, but I don't think they can troll Because they're calling out to be like Well, your seat, your seat, You'll see it, Jenna Taylor, we're waiting for your flight. Jenna Taylor. I went down to the Jet Star counter because I knew the staff that I worked in to at the time. Yeah.

And I said to the lady, I said, do you realize what you just said over the radio? She went, what do you mean? Yeah. I said, Jenna Taylor, do you not get it? She had no idea. It occurred to her way. Was she there anything wrong? Wow.

And also, yeah, change your name. Yeah. Let's be calling her name. I'd change my name as well if my last name was Cox, C-O-X. And my first name was Sifonda. Oh, far out Dan, Okay, see, this is a thing, Cal

what Dan doesn't get is like, I don't, some of the first names can be possible, that one's dodgy, but the last name is like, no one's, the last name is Sifonda. I'm apparently... Sorry, what was the first name again? The first name was Sifonda.

Sifonda, Sifonda, Cogne Cox. Sifonda Cox. Sifonda, yeah. Someone used to work in a law firm in the 80s, apparently, with a guy called Mike. Yeah. Lovely first name. Last name, Roder.

Mike Rodick. Mike Rodick. Man. You have to, like... He's legit as well. That's the story. How do you know? Because someone said they worked.

They'll love this one here. Oliver Closeoff. Oliver Close off. Yeah, nice. It's like a close off. Your name's Cal. Someone knows someone called Cal. Last name, Afonia.

Cal, Afonia. Afonia. Afonia. Afornia. I would say that's like Italian. Yeah. Afornia. Yeah.

Afornia. Afornia. There's also some honourable mentions. A guy called Bill. Last name me later. Bill me later. That's not. That's so weird.

People are just thinking of words and trying to work out. I've always thought the first name. Haywood's a lovely name. Haywards? Yeah, I know last name Haywood. No, first name Haywood. No. Last name, Gibloomy.

Okay. Heywood Jibloamy. Wait up. Every time you lose your mind You lose your mind that you think you can say things like these This is so stupid Clint Megan Dan Oh my gosh

Last one laughing You have to say a joke You're not allowed to laugh if you laugh you're out It's pretty simple rules But this is for dry July Congratulations and good luck For the people that are attempting it And it being something that is hard for you

You know like good on you for doing something different Yeah If anything Dan and I should probably take up drinking this month Because we should be the opposite Yeah I mean it's just No, Text 3 3 3 3, 3, 4.3, if you are partaking in dry July. Yes. How many people are actually doing it this year?

Okay, I'll get things off. Oh, you understand. I just didn't get a little laughter. I already, oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, ready. Okay. Oh. What do you call a woman flying a plane?

What? I pilot, you sexist pigs. Mm. Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in the trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. the other couldn't reach who was that you were out

that I would say you're out oh damn it I forgot we were men to laugh oh god that's such a good one oh no that was pathetic from you to be fair okay Meg right

I accidentally swallowed some food colouring the doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I've died a little on the inside good that is good nice that warranted a laugh but I'm not going to do it Okay, Olly, who is filling in for producer Brady this week?

How are? What's the difference between a dollar and a pound? Oh, God. Olly. I don't dollar your mum. Jesus. Oh, that's a harsh one to come in on, mate. You came in.

You came in so hot, bro. It's good. It's like 7.30. Well, I'm out. That might fly when you're doing the night show, bro. Bloody hell. He came in Colorado. Okay.

To Ollie, Dad, and Cal. Okay, here we go. Here's my one. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because producer Carl put the wrong socks on this morning. You can't say me. I'm out. That's great.

It's now Cal and down. Okay. That's great. What's the difference? What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin. No! Okay.

What's the hardest? Okay, no, no. What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you gay. I like that. This break just went. Have I taken things too far? I don't think we have.

What's green and smells like pork? No. Kim his finger. Stop it. Play a song, don't even tease what's coming next. That's a shame. Just dumped out, bro. We need to chat.

We need a meeting. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Meg, we've done this many times before. And very rarely am I impressed by the coincidences that come through. But this one did impress me. And it comes from the Football World Cup. And a coincidence between a father and son.

This guy will explain. June 29, 2000, Patrick Cliver, misses a penalty for Netherlands, hitting the left post. 20 years later on the exact same day, Justin Cliver does the same. father and son the exact same penalty and both of them knocked Netherlands out of a major competition I had to go and check if it was real it is real the same penalty both hitting the left post this is too crazy to be a coincidence so there's so many coincidence within this so a father and son

both great footballers in itself playing for their country is a mean feat okay they're in a big international competition granted it wasn't the football world cup but they're playing for the Netherlands, both doing a penalty kick, and both balls hit the same right side of the post, knocking their team out of the football game that they are playing. One happened in the year 2000, the other one in 2026. It's like a mirror image of each other.

It's crazy because it would have been an amazing moment if the sun did this exact same situation, but did get it in and that would be like, oh my gosh. Yeah. For the fact that it, yeah, just two mistakes 20 years apart. Incredible, right? And you go, what are the chances of that happening? And I don't think there's any way of kind of measuring it,

but it must be very, very slim. And there was also one that you said off here before, that behind the post, the advertising. Oh, yeah, so there's Hyundai behind the post as an advertiser on both occasions. 26 years apart. That's crazy. That is weird. That's scary, eh.

Like when you start looking into things. And I think, don't look into things too much sometimes because it does scare you. Because you go, my God, what's going on there? Something's a bit off. Yeah. Like, here's a coincidence. And people probably won't think this is a coincidence. But my cat, Kimmy.

Oh, here we go. I've spoken about this before. He went missing for a week. Yeah. Okay. We thought he was dead. And Hannah, my wife, was like, he's dead. He's dead.

He's been gone through. We looked at a rainbow in the sky. That's him sending it down for it. That's what we said. And then we cried. Yeah. One day I was going for a walk. This is like maybe nine days after he went missing.

And I was just like, I'm just going to walk into this bush. I walked into the bush and called him and he me out and he was up a tree. The chances of that happening are so slim. It was just this random bush near a house like three kilometres from my house. And I just, something just drew me into that bush. It's not a coincidence. No, that would be you crazy. I was like, I had this overwhelming moment.

So you can give us a call. Oh, I don't know. Text 333443. What was the incredible coincidence that happened to you? You'll impress Meg, definitely. Oh, easy. I'm easily impressed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But will it impress me? Clint Meg and Dan. Yep. Sarah on the Edge breakfast. Clint Me and Dan, Clint Away. Cal jumping in. It's time for some coincidences. Yeah, beat that coincidence, Meg.

We've done this many times before, and I'd say very rarely have I been blown away with calls. You don't like birthday ones? They impress me. I think it's an amazing feat when you, like, family members like four or five of them had the same birthday. I think that's crazy. Dan...

I always say that's crazy. There's no pizzazz to it, is there? This one's got pizzazz. Back home in Canada, this is from Mikey Bobby. I brought a ticket for the lotto draw. My numbers were all exactly one number below the numbers drawn and the bonus number.

So it was a losing ticket. But they were just all a number below. God, you'd be livid, eh? Is it that, and no, the chances of that happening again are so low. Yeah, so low. God, that's scary. Okay, what about you, Jennifer? What's your coincidence?

So, when I was 14 years old, I met a girl through the skating rink, which is random, but, you know, it was the 90s, so whatever. Fair enough. And we just clicked, and we became quite good friends. We were chatting on the phone. And she invited me over to her house to hang out, where, you know, 14. We were listening to probably, I don't know, Metallica or something. And her mother, when I arrived, she kept looking at me. It was quite freaky.

And then she kept coming into the room and leaving the room and coming in. And then about an hour later, she came in and she looked at me and she said, are you adopted? And I said, yeah. And she said, she asked if I knew my father's name and I told her. and she said, oh my God, and she was my auntie. Oh, wow. My real auntie, and the girl was my cousin, my first cousin.

Wow. What? So it was quite freaky. That would have been so wild for the mum. It would have been also unnerving for a 14-year-old girl to have this woman to keep staring at her. But how wild about you look just like someone I know. I know. I know. She literally, and we're very, very similar, and I'm still in contact with them now.

So it's, it was freaky. A risky move for the mum to go Are you adopted to a 14 year old? Yeah, I think it was really bugging her She kept like really looking at me When I was, you know And I did look a lot like Her daughter

And just that we got along We were so similar Yeah, right It was, yeah Okay, well thank you so much And we'll go to Kristen now from Blenham Kristen, what's your coincidence? This one is kind of similar

So my mum's parents had three children before they were married out of wedlock and they adopted them all out. Oh, wow. And then they kept my mum. Yep. Yep. And she grew up knowing she had two brothers but not a sister. And years later, she contacted us because she had a illness.

And we found out that her and my mum were just like identical looking, like very similar, same laugh. And they both have a son called Matthew born on the 30th of July. Wow. Come on. No, now I like this one because there's an added coincidence to it. It's not just the birthday. I mean, Matthew is a common name. It's been born on July 30th.

Both called Matthew. Yeah. And this whole time she had a sister. Well done. Wow. Justin, that one's amazing. Yeah. Now this one will trump everyone's.

We couldn't get them on. Our coincidence is that we were trying for a baby. And one night, we had a hedgehog turn up on our doorstep. He was really friendly and he was letting us feed him off a spoon, etc. We found out two weeks later that we were expecting and it worked out that our date of conception was the night their hedgehog was on our doorstep. Okay, not a coincidence so far.

Yeah. But then they googled it and found out that hedgehogs are a sign of fertility. Wow. But I feel like any animal could be a sign of fertility if you Google it. Oh God, you're so hard to impress me. Clint Meg and Dan. It's a Sarah on the Edge Breakfast, Clint McGon Dan, six past eight this morning.

edge of my life. It's the last week of it. It is the last week of it, which means you can still get your, you know, last minute suggestions for cash. Oh, of course. You get in there. And it could, yeah, like, I reckon go for something you want, like a little treaty for yourself. Yeah.

We've had a lot of people like this next one, which we're going to call. Yeah. It's something that they're doing a long-distance relationship, which is always difficult, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, well, I've never been in one, so I don't know. I can imagine it would be. I have a little bit actually No no I know

It's very full of longing It's a long time ago But yeah Okay well let's see if we can get these two back together I'm going to need to answer Take the edge off my life Oh yeah Morning Caitlin

Caitlin you're gonna see your boyfriend And Blenham Oh yay thank you guys so much That's so exciting What was the last time you got to see him Like a month ago Oh yeah How do you do that

Do you do like, do you do like a call every day on FaceTime? Yeah, every night for about two hours. Oh, really? And what do you do for that two hours? Like, is it all conversation? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. At the aim in the morning, too.

Yeah, but like I guess do you have like dinner together? Like, do you just set it up and you'll cook dinner and he'll be cooking dinner at the same time? Yeah, honestly, stuff like that or sometimes when we watch movies. Did you guys get together when you lived in the same? same city and then one of you moved? Yeah, I moved. And is the plan that one of you moves back or he moves up? Yeah, hopefully.

At the end of the year, it's a lot easier, I think, to do short distance when you know there's an end. Definitely. Yeah, you've got an end game. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's exciting. Well, we're going to let you go and see him. 300 bucks.

Oh, that sucks. That gives you so, so much. That's so exciting. You're liking, Caitlin. That's so nice that she now knows she is that. It's always you've got to have something locked in, I think, every time. I actually think it might be easier if your relationship just started with the long distance. It's when you were together for a while and then you go long distance.

That would be difficult. But I don't think it would last as long if you started in long distance. You'd be like, oh, I don't really know what I'm missing. True. That's true. Yeah. But that's just me. I'll just end it.

It's boring. Well, your words. At least they've got an end game. I think you'd end it if you didn't. You'd be like, why are we doing this? Look, Taylor Swift's wedding over the weekend. you might be sick of it or you might not have seen it altogether. I'm just going to do a very quick round-up of what we know about it.

Clint Megyn Dan. Taylor Swift's wedding was over the weekend, supposedly. Yeah, it was. There's a lot of hate for it. There's a lot of love for it. I'm going to wrap it up so you don't need to try and go through a thousand articles to see the details. What have I got, two minutes? I've made you a two-minute time.

It starts now. She wore Dior. She's known to be wearing Dior. It was made for her. I believe it was the very first designer for a world-renowned celebrity, which was their haute couture collection. The shoes were custom Christiane Lubertone

and she wore career jewellery. They were officiated by Adam Sandler, who apparently might have done it via song. Apparently it was very moving as well as very funny. They know Adam Sandler quite well to have become friends with them. That was the thing that I found just so odd. Don't cut into my time.

They didn't have any bridesmaids or groomsmen, per se. She just had her brother up there with her as a man of honour. And he had his brother, Jason, up there. So you didn't have any celebrities like, you know, Selena or anybody standing next to them up on the stage. Everybody got, it sounds like there was almost a raffle, which is kind of my kind of wedding. So people that attended the wedding got to win like Cardia watches.

Of course, the whole place was decked out like it looked like a forest. There were no phones allowed. And so if you do see a photo of him and her at the wedding, it could be AI, just like Zendaya and Tom Hollins one. We don't know yet if anything has been. release because nobody was allowed phones on there. More than a thousand guests were there and a lot of hate for the fact that there was a heat wave and roads were shut down in New York City because of it.

She donated $45.5 million in charities on the day of her wedding to, I guess, try and counterate the fact that she was taking up space and time for the city. And he apparently wore a white suit. Apparently they cried in both of their vows. They had little golden bookstore to read their vows. Lasted 20 minutes per vow. Apparently. Jesus.

I know. Allegedly. She walked down to a instrumental version of one of her songs. Don't know which one it was. Stevie Nix performed live. Apparently Paul McCartney also performed live there that night as well. A lot of people got drunk and the next day were hung over from what I can see on their stories. 20 minutes for a vow is crazy.

No one loves someone that much. 20 minutes. Yeah, look, again, it's so hard. A lot of this is rumour. I do know what he wore. I do know what he wore. I do know she had those fancy shoes. Sorry, that's it.

You're done. Can I just add one more thing? Sure. I heard that there was a lot of cameras in there, professional cameras. I'm going to call it here now Disney Plus end of the year. I don't know if she'd do that. I mean, she hired out a basketball stadium to be so private. Like she would have gone to somewhere like Rhode Island,

but there would have been drones, cameras, helicopters. Look at the buzz that created for the city. So I think the reason she chose this hideous stadium, you know, like a basketball stadium, because it was covered. and they could do the security for it and so nobody's seen photos, I don't think that photo's real. So do you think it'll just be in Women's Day?

Yeah, it's going to be on Women's Day. Okay, that'll be a scoop for their photo. I think she's going to be releasing the first photos on her Instagram. I think we're going to see that break the internet at first for Vado. It will be Mr. and Mrs. Kelsey. Calling it now, it'll be the most liked photo on Instagram ever. Oh, 100. More likes than the egg.

Do you remember the egg that way by? Yeah, the egg. And I think her engagement photo, I think, recently broke that record as well. It'll be the most streamed thing on Disney Plus when it gets released. I'll tell you that. Do you reckon she has like a deal with Disney? She's got all their stuff's on there. All her stuff's on there, so I'd imagine.

She must do. Look, in the end, she's a billionaire. She doesn't care about my opinions. There are things that probably I wouldn't have agreed with wanted to, and there's slightly a dystopian feel about seeing millionaires and billionaires in the middle of a heat wave go to this wedding. In the end, I think everyone deserves a wedding. You know, I had my selfish day, as you can say.

You shut down the whole of Mura Beach, didn't you? I did. I did. I did all. I think it's nice to see somebody who I've grown up with and listen to so many breakup albums finally get married and celebrate that. So best of love to them. Hopefully they can just go and have a quiet moment. And long may it last. That was a long two minutes.

Coming up next. You took up half my time to do questions anyway. Yeah, I did. We usually quite often do things we love on the show. And it's a lovely positive segment. And you know what? Great. There's a time and place for it.

Yeah. But now it's school holidays. You know, there's a lot of people off enjoying their holidays. And there's something definitely in sometimes just getting things off your chest and just having a good vent to be like, all right, it's done now. It's healthy. I've let it go. It's healthy.

It's good for you to hate. So, oh, 800 the edge, you can text as well. 3343. What do you hate? Let's get a bit negative, eh? Clint, Megan, Dan. All right, we're going to get it off our chest. I think it's, there is definitely some healthiness in having a little vent with friends.

Yeah. And then letting it go. As long as you don't hold on. onto that hot rock, which I've talked about many times. A hot rock when you're angry at somebody for something is holding something in your hand

that is hot but expecting the other person to be burnt. That is holding onto your anger so we let go that hot rock. That is a deep that's a lovely deep way of thinking. But you could throw it at them. You could or you could just realize that the hot rock is going to do nothing

for them and fixing you so we let go of it. But you never throw it. Or a hot rock. You can kill a man with a hot rock. So don't do that. I've been getting... It comes up every time,

so I'm sorry to be so consistent with hating this. But I still really hate how they haven't fixed the checkout things where you're checking out by yourself and then you have to stand there like an idiot and wave to the cashier and be like, I don't... It's saying it's the wrong way and it's in the bag and I put it in the bag, you have to wait.

And then we come over... Shouldn't you be hating on the people that are trying to cheat the system? Because that's why that's there. I do that. You know, like it's people that are putting through something and like one muffin when they're buying three. You know? Do you think people...

See, this is how a naive I am. I'm sitting there going, people still trying to cheat the system with those things. I do it. We do it every time. But mine's more like I will buy a zucchini and a carrot, and I'll put them as two carrots because carrots are cheaper. Scum of the earth.

Oh, look, mate. It's a monopoly system. It's not actually hurting the minimum wage workers that they have there. It's hurting the big dogs. I'm all about hurting the big dogs. Danny. Oh, God, this is taken even. Like, I could sit here for an hour talking about the stuff that annoys the crap out of me.

But I've gone with the one thing that still, to this day, irks me. Every time I go to the mall, I'm going up an escalator. And there's someone standing smack bang in the middle of it. I'm in a rush. I don't care that you want to stand on a step and stand there for a minute while the step moves. Are you fine that they're not, do you not want them not walking or can they stand to the side? No, stand to the side. Okay, that's okay.

But if you're going to stand there in the middle with your shopping, blocking the whole escalator. You're the scum of the earth. I agree with people that have complete no social awareness and they're standing and they're oh hey, how are you? And they meet up with somebody and they weren't meant to see them. They're standing and they're talking. And I'm like, oh, excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry. Can I just want to get through here and they've got no social awareness of their surroundings that people are trying to get past them and they're blocking the way. Just people need some rear view mirrors on their face. I don't. I think it's because I'm so. Do you imagine that?

Uber aware of everyone around me I'm like unbelievably aware of like Am I annoying this person Am I in the way of that person And am I taking too long here Am I getting out my wallet too slow For somebody behind me in the line I'm so Uber aware that I get so upset

And frustrated when people are not And they're just taking their sweet time We've got so many texts coming through for this People are angry Someone hates making lunch boxes I can agree with that Especially if you've got like six kids And look at Talia agree

and people who stand in the aisle supermarket's talking. Why? Move to the side. It's not a social occasion. Cyclists are taking a hit this morning as well. Yeah, they are indeed. A lot of people saying they hate cyclists, especially on a Sunday morning. That is so universal, like for a mobsters that have been called. People driving at night with no lights on, which is just illegal as well, isn't it?

Yeah. And very dangerous. And also the number one sign that you're drunk or high. Oh, really? As well, a cop told me once, yeah. You're driving without your lights on. That's the number one thing that lets them know, like, I've got to pull you over because you might be under the influence.

And that was the last time Meg drove high. Yes, absolutely. Oh, 800, The Edge, Text 3033-4-3, what are the things you hate? They could be just trivial, like people standing in the middle of an escalator. Get off your chairs. The more trivial, the better, to be fair. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. On The Edge Breakfast, 20 to 9 this morning, Clint away, you got Cal jumping in.

Things that you hate. Yeah, things that, like, just annoy you. I've got one. Where you get to the point, you just, you know, you just shudder, and you're like, oh, I hate you. My one's a bit of a weird one. Everybody does it, and I don't know if anyone else feels as inconvenience as I do every time this happens,

but I hate, and I still do it, wiping my bum. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shouldn't be smelling coffee then. Oh, I just feel like, you know, it's 2026. What are you talking about? No, it's just like, I just hate doing it.

Like, it should end as soon as you've poached, you're like, okay, cool, get up and go. You know, having to wipe it and just... What are you talking about? You've got nothing to do. You have not... What do you mean? You're in a rush for what?

go and watch TV. I can't go to anything else and sit there and wipe my bum. Why is this the craziest one that's come out? You're talking about. Seconds of time, you were not that busy for anything. What did you do on the weekend?

I wiped a lot. That is one of the craziest ones to me. Because I'm like, that's just one of those things you just have to do. Get a bidet. This is my problem. We shouldn't have to do it. Cyclists.

Cyclists are. coming through a lot, especially cyclists on the weekend that take up, that are going through Everest on the road. People are not enjoying that. I would agree with you. Now, last time I spoke about cyclists, I said I don't like the old men that are wearing Lycra riding on a Sunday. They came for me.

And honestly, through the text machine, they were wanting to kill me. So I'm not going to add to this again. You kind of have a little bit, if I'm being honest, but we will just... That's fine. They haven't got radios on there. Yeah, they're not listening to us, so it's okay. goodness. Ria, good morning. Good morning.

Good morning, Maria. Tell us what do you hate this morning. Oh, I had to call in because it has happened multiple times with me. When you just rock into a shop in a mall and there's like two or three checkout assistant. Just standing there, not bothered to even acknowledge or serve you when you're wanting to check your item out. But what if... So is this not at the supermarket? this is at just a normal store?

Yes, it's just at a normal store in a mall. That's an excuse to shoplift. You just go, wow, if you're not going to serve me. That certainly sounds like a good idea. Well, it's funny because... I don't like the consequences. You as well, Rhea, have somebody else who is saying their pet peeve has been somebody as rude to workers

and leave things a mess because it's their job. That really irks me. You one of those people, Dan, where you're like, oh, leave a mess. that they'll collect it, they had something to do. Sometimes, that doesn't annoy me as much because I'm crap at my job, so I should expect someone to be bad at theirs or good at theirs. And I've worked in retail before as well,

and it is, it can be mundane at the best of times. So I sort of have a little bit of sympathy for them. Let's go to Talia on 0800 The Edge. Hey Talia. Hello. Morning Talia. Now, this one does annoy me, and we spoke about it briefly before. What annoys you?

People standing in line talking People standing in the aisle Supermarkets talking Especially when they've got a trolley with them So you get two people with a trolley That is a full block lane There's no way through Yeah, nightmare

It's even worse when you've got kids And the toddler's running around And that isn't it. I know exactly what you're talking about I just don't understand how people aren't Aware of the surroundings How nice would that be I love to take a pill

that one day I could be unaware of people around me and see what that's like. It's called ecstasy, I think. Oh, right. And the last thing for me is people that are at a shop and they're like, usually it happens at a cafe and they get to the front of the line when there's a queue and they still haven't defided what they're ordering.

And so they're taking time going, now what's in the eggs Benedict? It's like, just I'm hungry. Absolutely. The final one, let's quickly go to Mia. Mia. What do you hate? Oh, lunch boxes, man.

It's going to be the end of me. Okay. You mean packing them, so you've obviously got like multiple children you have to pack every day? No, I have one child and a man child and myself and just trying to work out what to put in it, whether what I'm giving my son is healthy enough, whether the other parents are going to just absolutely abuse me for putting packed stuff in there, you know? It's just like, oh. I get it with the kid, but make your husband or partner make their own lunchbox. Yeah, he just doesn't like that. like making the sandwiches. Fair enough.

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