The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW tinkerbells in town

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a “main character” of the FIFA World Cup by a South American social media star. They play “More or Less” comparing celebrity marriage lengths following news that Dua Lipa married Callum Turner, and debate A/B/C celebrity status for Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, and Sydney Sweeney. Dan introduces a new “rule” after a listener opened his Postie Plus changing-room curtain mid-try-on. They take calls about personal rules, random ways people met best friends, and what was caught on camera, then award Take the Edge Off My Life cash to Eve for her Nelson cake-sicles business and Isabel for a naughty audiobook subscription. The show also tees up a long-distance bestie island trip with Dark Horse Events and continues auditions for Tinker Bell in Dan’s Hook musical. 01:49 First Call of the day  06:14 More or Less Marriages 08:04 Celebrity Marriage Quiz 11:21 Dan Meets A Fan 15:57 One Rule To Live By 17:57 Listener Rules Roll In 20:56 Cash Call Edge Off 21:38 Eve Wins For Business 24:02 Caught On Camera Stories 24:56 Police Raid Mix Up 26:57 Great White Surprise 28:24 BTS Sydney Giveaway 29:04 Random Bestie Origins 36:30 Long Distance Bestie Trip 20:58 Take the edge off winner 43:31 Hook the musical auditions 52:01 A List Celebrity Rankings 59:51 Tim Payne Follower Frenzy 01:04:06 Internet Egg Throwback

This is a podcast from Rover. Good morning. It's 2 to 6 on Shulweek Tuesday. Thank you, Bridget, for the update. She's just talking football. See, Tim Payne just ticked over 4 million followers on Instagram after having 4,000 followers only on, I think it was Thursday last week before we went on a long weekend. I read that like 70 to 80% of them are South American though or something.

So if he is going to be doing some influencing, it would be South American stuff. Well, he can't speak Spanish, can't he? Yes, partner does. That works very well for him. If you missed the story, he was just a random guy that was selected by some YouTuber social media star to make the main character of the FIFA World Cup.

And so now he's got 4 million people following his journey. He plays for the Wellington Phoenix as a defender. I can't imagine he's a huge social media guy if he only hit 4,000 before previously. He actually admitted to that, he said, I'm not really big on social media. He better start. I know.

It's going to be forced on. I was thinking about him on the weekend. I mean, everyone's like, this is winning the lottery, but somebody who doesn't actually want to be on social media, it's the opposite. It's a big, big spotlight and a lot of responsibility that he didn't ask for. What do we reckon his first social media post will be if he does a sponsored post? Sponsored one.

It would have to be a big, I think it's either a car brand or a designer, an alcohol. Yeah, well, he's not doing like, hemorrhoid cream, is he? He's doing he'd be doing stuff that's like got a bit of credibility. That'd be funny, though, because I'm picturing maybe, like, It's a pair of Nike boots like Nike will look after him or something, but hemorrhoid cream would be a funny place to start. I'd actually give him more respect for that. Clint would do hemorrhoid cream if the price is right.

If there's a hemorrhoid cream list, and he'll do it. He'll put his face to it. What do they pay? See, he's already interested. Well, I guess it's pretty good because nobody wants to do it, Clint. You're in. Hemroid Clint, it's the edge. Clint, Megad, Dan.

Lesh goal. First goal of the day. It's Lou this morning. Hey, Lou. Hi, how's the doing. Lou? Lou works for the Wellington Police. Oh, look out, Clint.

We're all sitting up straight all of a sudden. Now, are you into... Are you a sworn an officer, or are you a person that works in the office? I'm a person that works in the office. Oh, okay. Okay. And it says here, not only are you working for the police, but you can beat box. After a few?

No, I'll prove it. No, you can't get away by saying after a few. give us a little bit of something if you're going to say your beatbox. Maybe she can't sober beatbox. Oh, come on. Give us something. I can on the road, honestly. I need two hands. You need two hands? Wow, she's a proper beatbox.

So you do the mouth stuff. She's not just like boots and cats. Okay, boots and cats. That's mixed. That's how much. That's how I do it. Wow, four kids. How do you know when you're done, Lou? I think you put your legs down.

Yeah. As we stand up. That's one way to do it, I guess. Clint is they making this? Are you still opening? Are you looking for advice? Oh, no, I'm done, but I just wonder, like, when you go three and then you go four, like, what's one more? What's five when you've got four?

That's called a debt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lou's husband's like, oh, she's got her legs down. That's it for us then. Had enough time in Lou? Oh, Clint. Yeah. You sound like a great time.

Thank God. Yeah, she's like, can I just get my double pass to the movies? Yeah, why am I doing that? Yeah, thanks, Lou. Yeah, that back scary movie. It's in cinemas next Thursday, Lou, so we'll send you a double pass for your troubles this morning. Hopefully, anyone who knows you is still asleep.

Yes. Oh, my God. You've done his giggle. Thanks, Lou. Love her. She's been a great time. One of there's any perks of the job, like if you work for the police? Surely if you get pulled over, you'd be like, come on me.

Do you take a fine? Can you get one off a year? Yeah, go back to the, can you take a fine if you get one, Lou, into work and go, hey, sorry, I got this in the weekend, my bad, and then they wipe it? No, absolutely not. No, yeah, okay. Yeah, damn, you think you'd get one a year, eh? You get one year, that's a perk, like a little work.

Yeah, and you go, oh, 180 bucks, do I use it? It's only April. It's only May. What, wait until I get a big? a fine, is that what you're saying? Jesus, Clint, how many fines are you getting? I guess that's the gamble. All right, it's got a more or less that we will get to coming up.

What are we guessing on this one? Yeah, you're guessing on the length of marriages after Duelipa got married on the weekend. I thought she's engaged. She married married married now, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Like a little, what are they called? Like, I think it was just a little ceremony. A little lopement.

Oh, okay, cool. And we'll get scandal headlines coming up in three. She has done the lead song for the next Toy Story, Toy Story 5, say my new original song, I knew it, I knew you will be yours on June 5th. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening.

Sometimes you just know. I imagine it's going to be a tearjurker if Taylor Swift's done a Toy Story 5 sort of about... She's so busy. All she does is work, eh? I feel like she's taking a little break. This is like it nice to see her back a bit since her last album. I guess it's a break, like six

months or so. I wonder what they pay her for that? A lot of money. She wouldn't be doing it for free, Clip. Oh, no, the money. If you're good, don't do anything for free. Exactly. There's been some really great songs that have come out of movies. You've got Yellow Flickr Beat by Lord for the Hunger Games.

You had I See Fire by Ed Shearin when you watch the screener. So I'm really excited. Interesting about the Toy Story ones as well, because usually that was Randy Newman that did all the music for them. So she's gone on a different direction with Taylor. She would be able to encompass it, I believe. And Charlie XX has also announced her new next album. It's released on my birthday.

July 24th. It's called music, fashion and film. And everybody's talking about the cover. It has John Kale from Velvet Underground, Mark Jacobs representing fashion and Martin Scorsese representing film for the cover art of her album. Very cool. All thanks to the Wining Co. We'll get to more or less coming up next. Different topic every morning.

You just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. Yeah, this one's about marriages. Who lasted longer? Who lasted longer in the marriage? Just a few celebrity ones that didn't last long. What if there's been a break and then they've gotten back together? Are we counting it as one whole thing?

You're just talking about Ben Afflick and Jennifer Lopez, though, aren't you there? I mean, that's a good one. Yeah, it's like, do we count from start to where they currently are now, even with the break? Well, I haven't put them in. I've just done until the divorce was finalised. So marriage or divorce was finalised. But Keith are going to be in there, wouldn't he, and Nicole Kibman? I haven't put them in any.

Oh, geez. Who else is that? leaves the game to be a game. Do you want to do the game? Clint, Megan Dan. More or less, different dopper every morning. You just have to guess at the first option. There's more or less than the second.

Right, did their marriage should last longer or shorter than the other person? Here we go. This is in celebration of Duelipa, who got married on the weekend to Callum Turner in an intimate ceremony at the old Marleybone Town Hall. Who's Callum Turner now? Is he some sort of ear to some rich... No, he's an actor. Is he?

Calam Turner? Yeah, sure. I've just done a Google of him. He's an actor, we know him in things. Nothing's coming to mind straight away. On Masters of the Year, you watch that on Apple Plus, Dan, he's in that. Oh, yes. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

He was in that? Fantastic. Oh, yes. So he's not like an A-lister. No, he's kind of one of those cool actors that. There's cool movies. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like an indie actor.

Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Go on him, I guess. Yeah, I've definitely said him in things, but now that I look at his work, I'm like, oh, God, you're really not that famous. It's so funny. Right, okay, so yes, those two are married. Congratulations.

Okay. Right, who is my first couple? Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Felipe or Demi Moore and Ashton Coutcher, who lasted longer? Oh, tricky. Demi and Ashton were together a long time. Long time.

And I don't think Ryan and Reese were together very long at all. Do we go... Do we go Demi Moore? Demi. Demi Moore, maybe the auntie more. Maybe the auntie more. is in the name.

Well, it is, yeah, Demi. Eight years. Demi Moore. Just though. Recent Ryan, seven years, eight months. Yeah. Which marriage lasted longer? Tom Cruise and Nicole Kimman or Ben Affleck or, and Jennifer Garner.

This is very close. So, you, it's very close. I would have said Tom Cruise and Nicole Kimman didn't last long at all. So the fact that it's close is throwing me off the scent. Go on a tail, Mary, then, if it's that close. Clint. I think I would go Garner and Ben Affleck more. No.

Oh, by God. 10 years and one month. Really? I did not know that. Wow. 10 years. That's why she had that amazing photo where she walked out

which the divorce was finally finalised and she's like looking up with the sky. Oh really? Yeah it's an amazing photo because it's like a paparazzi photo so she had no idea there were cameras around it's like a really one of those long lens ones and she's literally got her arms out

and she's smiling and she's walking just looking up at the sky smiling like by yourself. It must have been a nightmare to be married to. It's an amazing photo. Which marriage lasts the longer? Brittany Spears and Kevin Fedlein Or Scarlett Johansson and Ron Reynolds

You can have this one. Clint, I would have had gone. Brittany and Kevin Scarlet Run. Britain Kiev? Yeah, they did. Two years, 11 months. Scarlett and Ryan, two years four months before he left. Most of I don't even know those two were married. It's crazy, isn't it?

And Johnny Depp and Amber Hurd or Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphreys? Including the time. Humphreys was like days, man. Days. It was like... But I think... Until it's finalised. So do you think she mucked around?

I go, let's go. Meg's getting us with like a year-but, year-but, so I think Kim's longer. No, God no. Definitely not. One year and 11 months. I'm just saying because 72 days they lasted before they decided to get divorced. 72 days, but it took that long to, took two years to kind of finalise it. Two years, three months for Johnny and Amber.

What is it about celebrities and just not lasting long in marriage? Like the obvious is they travel lots And so they're not together very often So they grow apart But then also do you think it's just the money thing Because us normies We have to fork out a lot of money for a wedding But to them that's just like chump change

And they also probably have a lot of options Whereas us normies don't You know like Okay cool Get divorced then what I've said to Guy You just settled for him just because you're Yeah you're with Tom Cruise

But then all of a sudden You find out that Keith Urban's into you You know and it's like You've got a lot more options and Jennifer Anderson, Brad Pitt or Madonna and Guy Ritchie Who lasted longer, final one boys Anderson, Pitt

No, they were only four years What? Four years? Yeah, Madonna and Guy Ritchie was seven years, seven months When you look at it, Tom and Nicole, 10 years versus... That surprises me Because Jen and Brad are like the epitomey

I have like a power couple Yeah, everyone thought they were the best couple in the whole world And only did it for four years Yeah Oh wow And Angelina Jolie came barking along Oh yeah

Yeah Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, coming up next. Dan has a new rule we're meeting fans of the show. Oh, God, this happened to him. Well, I met someone on the weekend. And it's just a thing where I was kind of like,

maybe that's a little bit too far. Okay. She was lovely, though. From her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so now Dan has a new rule we was telling me about it.

Actually, you know what? When you're here, I think, fair enough. Oh, God, no, Fab's got nothing to do with it, Meg. I think it's a good rule. It's got nothing to do with it. It's a good rule to have. In fact, I'm probably. unknowingly have the same rule

as Dan. Yeah, I think both of you would be on my side with this one but I'll be interested to know. If you're going to meet Mr Dan Webby, there is a new rule that you have to adhere to. I'm excited. An orderly line. No pushing, no shoving. Okay, so you think that me and Clint would have the same rule?

Yeah, so I genuinely love meeting listeners of the show. Of course. I think all three of us do because, you know, we love meeting you. And I was out, this is exactly what happened on the weekend. I was out shopping with my wife and we went into Posty Plus which I will say I didn't know but it's a cool place to shop now

Oh man it's got the It's so gone on with it Especially with kids clothes They've got the coolest little sets and stuff There's a little cat set That I want to get for my kids Dan was telling me about this this morning He said his wife handed him a pair of pants

And said try these on the cheap Yeah they were like baggy sort of jeans Love that one They sort of loose cut Anyway I went back there Because last week I was there And I got a Warriors jersey And I went back on, I'm like, it's so cheap.

I'm going to go back and buy some more Warriors merch. Did you watch the game on Sunday? Did actually, yeah. Yeah, well, close, wasn't that? Close boys. We were so, so nearly there. 20 to 18 against top of the table. And we had three tries that went upstairs,

and they watched the replay and denied all three of them. It's still pretty, I think, incredibly impressive to be playing the best game. The best players, right? Yeah, yeah. And so I was there, and I had a jersey in one hand, and then this other pair of jeans and the other, and I was walking to try on the jeans, mainly. And this is where I met this woman.

I won't say her name, but I remember her name. She came up to me from across Posty Plus. Oh my God, Dan. And I was like, hello. And she was lovely. She genuinely was. So I don't want to say a mean thing about her. She was there with her husband.

And she's like, is that a Warriors jersey? And I was like, yeah. And she's like, can you get them from here? And I was like, yes, you can. Over there. And she's going, Dave, come here. To her husband, who was down the other side of Posty Plus. She was like, just dying, probably dying a little bit inside.

And he comes over. I don't think he knew who I was. No, of course not. They never do. The husband's never doing, by the way. And he doesn't understand why his wife is so excited to meet another man. They go, they're from the radio. They go, right.

Sorry, I don't listen. Don't listen to the radio. You go, that's all good, bro. She actually asked, where's Meg? She said, you like, we just constantly go to posty plus together. That wouldn't be shocking, though, Dad, if you were to see me and you together. Posty Plus probably won my bingo card. Anyway, so I said, oh, look, I'm just seeing her buy this Warriors Jersey in these people.

pants and she was like talking to her husband like go over there and get a warrior shoes you love the warriors usually I was like nice to me yeah yeah and I left went into the thing pulled the curtain across started getting trying on the pants I was mid pulling up the pants this can't be real and posty plus I swear I'm no Damio when the when the curtain opens it's the woman she goes Dave he's got the jersey on and I'm standing it genuinely me like I'd had the pants I put both legs into the pants to, like, put on, and I was mid-pulling them up when she opened the thing.

So I'm standing there, like Adair and headlights. Her husband's going, oh, nice jersey. I'm sitting there, pantsless. She's going, oh, it's a really nice bat. And I'm going, thanks for that. Yeah, it's really nice. I'm glad that you like it, yeah, yeah. Sort of pulling my pants up, butting them up.

She goes, so nice to meet you, and closes the thing. And so just off the back of this lovely interaction, Dan now has a rule that he's only willing to meet pants if he's got pants on. I don't think that you would get your head so big. You would suddenly have rules around your fans. So if you see, Dan, you want to say, you've got a chick, he's wearing pants first, because his rule is, if he's not wearing pants,

he doesn't want to talk to you. Here's the thing. I will do my best to always have pants on. My rule mainly is if I'm in a changing room or a toilet. Keep it shut. Yeah, I think you can only shop in places now they have locks. Yeah, and I didn't think it was quite a risky maneuver from Posty Plus, because there things are like right in the middle.

Normally there are people opening it up willy-nilly. Wowy. So it was really nice to meet you and your husband, Dave, over the weekend. But yeah, just... We can talk rules. You know how people go, look, I've got one rule, and it's very specific, and it's generally off the back of a very good or very bad experience

that has since now created the role. Yeah, what would Meg's rule be? You must have one rule. I think I've got a few. Let me have a thing. Surely there's a few. Produce it are. My wife's got a rule after a night out drinking with Sharon Casey.

And Sharon, you know you guys have been out with Sharon. She loves to buy shots. And my wife's new rule, which she's had for a couple of years, is I don't do shots. That was her. For the rest of her life, any more. No more shots. She's just like, I don't do shots. End of story.

It must have been a big night. I always shower no matter how drunk I am. That's something when I get home. Really? I shower and I get in the shower and then I wake up in the morning. I feel much better. Right. That's a row.

Always shower. It's your one rule, is it? No, which is something that. came off the bat. I always shower. I just make sure I shower. That's my one rule. After a big night I always shower when you get home. Okay, what's your one rule? It could be very random, very specific,

very left field. And still come up to me if you do see me. I don't want to, just not in a cubicle. If you're wearing pants. Yeah, if I'm wearing pants. I think that's a fair enough rule. I think I probably have that role. Yeah. If I'm willing to go. Add luck if you see Dan in the gym, though.

Clint Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Oh, did 7 to 7.7. on the edge Dan now has a new rule when meeting fans if you are going to say hi and approach Mr Dan Webbie, please make sure he is wearing pants. Can you stop making it sound like I'm some sort of wanker?

I just, I did, a lady came up to me in the weekend and opened the cubicle when I was getting in a changing room in a posty plus trying on some pants and she opened the door to just say hi. I would say that's more of a rule. Don't open other people's cubicles. I don't, I think it's just an unwritten rule, isn't it? I don't think we need to go,

you know what? Don't go into closed doors when people are getting changed. Yeah, but now, unfortunately, it has been one that you've needed to highlight. And generally, off the back of a bad experience, you will create a rule for yourself, go right, from now on, I always or I never do that. Yeah. Someone's text in saying, I never stuff with people that are handling my food. Good rule.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they say anything to them bad. Yeah, good, good, good. Because then they can obviously spit your meal. I mean, it'd be very unprofessional, isn't it? But it could have. I need more from this text. Never trust a person that says, don't worry, I've done this heaps of. times.

I never trust anyone that says I've done this heaps of times. That's something Meg would say. Why? I mean, she does it and it's terrible. Hey, I don't think I'd ever say to somebody, trust me, I know what I'm doing. That doesn't sound like me at all. I've done this heaps of times I still don't know what I'm doing. Don't worry about it.

Never buy a second hand trampoline? Oh yeah, I got one of those. I got a second hand trampoline. It was so dangerous. Yeah, very much so. The reason they sell it most of the time, we have one of those dogs. dodgy ones from they had the springs back in the day. I think the same rule goes for beds.

I sold a bed once and I wouldn't want to be the person that purchased it. No, no, no, no, Dan. Where'd your workbench? Yeah, that old work, bitch. Oh, yuck, Dad. All right, let's go to Bex. What's your one rule, Bex? My one rule is that I always say, good morning, I love you, good night, I love you, to my kids and my husband,

no matter how much they pissed me off that day. Oh, you're a good person. I so know what you mean. I said to my daughter, thanks for the best day of my life, even if we've had, like, a bad day because in the end we're just happy that they're there and they're, you know, you don't want to go to bed in a bad mood with them, right? A hundred percent, like I'm lucky to have them.

Yes. Oh, that's lovely. That's a good way to think about it. Do you say thanks for the best day of my life every day, Meg? Since the day she was born, I've said thank you for the best day of my life to my daughter, Daisy, every night. Isn't that lovely? After a while, don't you think it kind of undermines the point?

Because you'll be like, well, today wasn't it. Now you're lying. You know what I mean? No, it's ended up almost being for me because no matter how hard the day has been if I say that to her I go, yeah, actually in the end I'm tucking my daughter into bed and that is how, like, she, it's been

so good for me. God, imagine when she tucks her kid in at bed at like Disneyland or something that will be the best day. Oh, that's really well. She's like, your tone change. But then my point... This genuinely is the best day. But then my point is then when you're back home, you think it's best amount, she's like, no, we're not at Disneyland anymore,

mum. But it's good. It's a remind... It's a reminder to be grateful. Yeah, it's been really good for me, actually. Although I don't have anything to say to my second daughter, so I just say today said, I'm worried that's going to affect her later on. Oh, well. Yeah. Oh, this one's, that's what person's been burned.

I've learned to never ask a woman if she's pregnant. Oh, God. That's a good rule. That's a rule that everybody just should have. I used to get so annoyed my wife when she was very pregnant, obviously pregnant. People would say congratulations. I was like, please, can you just say what for? Just once or twice.

I just want to watch them die inside for like five seconds, and then you go, I'm just kidding. I just had a bit of lunch. It is good fun. I did do it. Because what for? It's so good. What for? What do you mean?

Oh man. I just don't think she didn't have fun with it. Yeah, you only got like a few months to do it, three months max. Exactly. All right, we're going to give away some cash. We'll take the edge off my life next. If you're registered, then we could be calling you inside the next two minutes. So I know it's early.

You forget because we're coming off the back of a long weekend. If we're ever going to have a drop ball, it would probably be next. Not with that attitude, we will, Clint. So let's see how you go. If we call you inside the next 90 seconds. Clint Megan Tan. Stinky Boo. Stephen on your short week Tuesday.

So hopefully if you've registered for Take the Edge Off My Life over the weekend or even before that, you've remembered that we could be calling you right now. You need to answer to Take the Edge Off My Life. We are going to the Sunny Town of Nelson. Oh, beautiful part of the country. Okay. Take the edge off my life. Wow.

Are you listening? I know I just woke up No, no No, not Say no I know But say wow What like

Dick Is there anybody else It could have been That was calling Eve? No No No No

No No No No No Okay well it's early After a long weekend So good on you

For answering A lot of people Wouldn't have Yeah Eve $500 To help With kick son

In your small Business Thank you so much That's so cool All right Thank you Give it a shout out. You've got the ears of the nation.

Yeah, pop the party. Check it out on Facebook and Instagram, yeah. Okay, and what is it? What do you do? I'm making, like, cakes on popsicle sticks. Oh, cake pickles. Like cake pops. Sorry, yes.

I'm still asleep, so I'm just like, oh, what am I doing? Yeah. Oh, cool, like birthdays, baby showers. Do you just do Nelson or do you do around the country? Just Nelson Tasman I literally have been doing it Just for like two months So it's very new

You're very very good for two months I'm on your Instagram page now And guys if you can imagine You know how we know Cape Pops Were being round like lollipops These are like small little magnums Like like mini magnum Like they're little like ice blocks almost

But it's cake And they're decorated covered in sprinkles and stuff So pop the party underscore NZ if you need Something cool for your next event And Nelson Good on you Eve And five hundred bucks

to really like push it or get what you need to look after it. Thank you so much, yes. I want to go to markets and stuff, but you know everything costs and everything, so that will help me heat. So yeah, and also I love you guys so much. You guys are so awesome.

Oh, we love you too, Eve. Thank you so much. Yeah, congrats. Are you hold there? We'll get your bank details, get that money into it, ASAP, all right? Yeah, we'll order. So we should order some cake pops?

I know, but we can't order from her. Yeah. Because she said Nelson only dad, so we can order from her competition. I'm like. Oh, I love a cake pop, though. I guess you need a gazebo and you need the coolers and you need all that stuff. I just like that a single mum is going, right, I'm going to start my own business.

I'm going to do my own thing. It's a nerve-wracking thing to do I can imagine. Yeah, good on you, Eve. So back again, 8 o'clock, take the edge off my life if you want to register and you haven't. Or you have registered and you want to register again. Just text the word edge to 3343. I'd love to know what you got caught on camera. We were just talking to Jade, who caught her partner cheating, on their dog camera.

and so she ended up screenshot in a lot of the images and he was like, nah, that wasn't me. Yeah. Yeah, dodgy, dodgy, dodgy stuff. And not a bad idea to have that. There are cameras everywhere these days. I've told you guys a story before when I lived in Queensland. I was phony with a bartender at Halloween and they decked out the bar to look spooky

and my hair caught fire. Told you that, sorry, right? Went up in flames. Went up in flames. They got that on CCTV footage. Yeah, yeah. Went up and then, whof, still pulled that night. Very proud of that one.

Thank you very much. Wow. Someone still wanted to get with a... Yeah, with like half burnt hair off. The smell of it. They were just like, man, just come, I'm only in Quincy for one minute. I was like, turd come and burn hair. Disgusting.

Yuck. Yeah, so I found out that they were watching that the next day over and over laugh. Let's go to Jackie from Toong. Jackie, what did you catch on camera? Oh, well, we've got Arlo's and downstairs, we saw all this activity, and we thought, because they were pinging all the time. And so we thought, oh, what's that? And we looked down, there was heaps of police there.

Oh, my God, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Next minute, this was on my son's birthday. We heard, dong, dong, dong on our front door. I went, uh-oh, oh, my gosh. And they were doing a police raid, but they got the houses confused, and they came to our house. Oh, my gosh, that's so terrifying.

What was we're going through your head, Jackie, because if I saw police outside my door banging on it saying, we're arresting you. Where did your head go? Did you think I've been caught finally? Did something happen? Yeah, no. No, what it was, I thought, oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot.

Like, oh, my gosh. I had to show them my ID and everything to show that I was not the neighbour. Yeah, because they couldn't end up, they didn't deteriorate in the end because, of course, they got blown. Yeah, yeah, true. They're like, oh, damn, wrong house. I wonder how often. We actually, we work just near the police station, and when we get in early in the morning, Sometimes they'll have like 10-15 police cards

With paddy wagons They've got balaclavas on Arm defender squad They've got like guns and something And I'm like oh someone is getting An abrupt wake up this morning in Auckland I guess if you're a drug dealer You don't get up early do you

You just always up Yeah A bit dodgy to Jackie as well to even realise Sure it wasn't us at the fright But then you go Well what have the neighbours done Yeah Like if they're gonna

Completely different story I used to flat with a girl Who was at the gym one time And she was on the treadmill And she tripped on the treadmill grabbed the railing but in doing that her legs caught on the treadmill that was still going and it ripped her tights

and undies off and then flung her back against the wall and they used it as like a health and safety video the undies are too baggy if they can just come off I think her tight that they just pulled the undies off with them down like bro I'm down oh my gosh okay

and let's do a final one with David morning morning Dave hey how you got going good bro what did you catch on camera Oh bro, we're just off Mount Mung Louis between Mere Island and Mota C. And we're going out spear fishing. And I went out with a mate of mine. We had GoPro's on.

And yeah, I was pretty sick. I was spearing up in the water. Got in the water and we were in water for about an hour or so. And then he randomly sent me a little video clip to my messenger. I looked at the screen, he goes, by the way, there's a great white in the background. You can see the cone track of the shadow. And I'm like, oh, boy. That made my day.

Oh man, I've seen those videos where you're just like... I freaked out when I thought. I've still got it. Oh, that makes me feel funny. So you didn't know until after you got out of the water that there was a great white swimming with you? I've seen those videos where it's almost like a POV of a spearfisher. You know, they're like turn around and then that great white's like right there.

Oh, no thanks, man. That'd make me not want to go in the water anytime soon. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be like my personal best death, probably. Basically. I must say that that's the thing that's scared. me when I'm in the water, like deep water. Like we went sea biscuiting with Clinton and his dad once,

Meg. And I remember just like once you fall off the sea biscuit, just thinking about what's underneath you. Yeah, and you were in that water a hell of a lot, Dad. Yeah, so you didn't have a bit to worry about. Yeah, true. If you're looking for a bit of a free

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Incredible. I want to know if you have met your bestie in the most random way, even maybe more random than Nicole. We were chained to her last week, and it stuck with us after we finished the show on Friday. She might be the only person that's ever made a friend this way. We met actually on Facebook Marketplace when I sold her something. Are you having friends from that?

Do you want to hang out? Do you want to... Wow. We're really good friends. She's like, do you want to go to a comedy show? And I was like, okay. Hold on a second. That's more interesting than this whole thing. I mean, there must have been other things that happened there

where they jumped to let's go to a comedy show together. Dan, it had to have been such a perfect meeting that the person felt so confident to be like, hey, I've got this thing that I think you'd like. Because there's no way if somebody was buying or selling something to me on Facebook Marketplace, usually within a five-minute conversation, I wouldn't go on a day with you.

I think the full story there from memory was that she was messaging back and forth about picking up whatever it was on Facebook. But it turns out when she gave her the address, they lived on the same street. Oh, yes. But then the crazy thing is if you don't get along, then you've got that crazy person that you went to a comedy show with, like, that lives five

houses down the road. Look at this amazing text. So this happens more often than we think. I don't know if it happens with guys. You guys will have to let me know. A girl complimented my outfit on a night out, and then she moved in a week later and we've been best friends ever since. See, that couldn't happen with B. A, I don't think my outfits deserve compliments. Yeah. Yeah. And B, I just

I'd be like, oh thanks, but I'm not hanging out with it. You know, like I... Clint would. Clint makes best friends instantly. Oh, Clint could be you could literally brush past me to go, do you want to be besting? I've got very good friends of mine, Kelly and Ian that live in Queenstown, and I just started working at a radio station,

and they were runners-up for the free wedding, so they didn't win. But then I felt bad, and so we kept chatting, and then... Why did you keep chatting? That's what I don't understand. I think it's because we all were, like, rooting for one couple to win.

You know how you're like, oh, I really hope they win. I really hope they win. they lost and then they actually did get married and so they invited me and my wife to their actual wedding. Not the one that they obviously didn't win, they had to pay for it.

We need to get this person that's texted in saying took my puppy to a vet for puppy school and became besties with the two vet nurses. The people like just can make friends really easily. I'm not one of those people. Yeah. Is it our spectrum, Dan? You know, I know you have ADHD, I know I'm somewhere on the spectrum.

I've only just become friends with Megan. We've been working together for three years. We still have sometimes. She's in a quiet taste. Yeah. Some people were very good at making friends, and maybe it was right place, right time, right moment. You know, that you and your best friend connected. Especially if it's, I reckon if there's alcohol involved or you're on holiday.

Because you've got way, you've got no stresses, you've got a lot of free time. Like, let's meet up at the Bura bar, same time tomorrow and I. And then, you know, it sounds like you're speaking from experience. Yeah. But I agree. Yeah. Just these people that meet at like puppy school. How does it happen?

More of that, please. I went under the edge. Okay, what was the random way that you met your bestie? If you go, I got a story for you. I wait under the edge or fire us a text. Did you have a car crash with them? You know, and like now your friends. I got asked on a date after a car crash. Of course you did.

Yeah, they're only human me. He said no. Oh. Hey, what an awful day was for him. We want to know, what was the random way you met your bestie after we were chanted Nicole, and she met her friend after they came and picked something up from Facebook Marketplace. They got chatting, and then she said, why don't you come to my comedy show?

She said, okay, now the person. best friends. I guess you have to meet them somewhere. It's quite me, cute, isn't it? It's great story. You know, my mate Raj, he had a company called Smooch Energy Light Lollipops, and he actually sponsored a radio

show that I was on. So the sales rep just brought him around and said, oh, this is Raj, he's sponsoring your show, so nice to meet you. And then we got talking and then the Backstreet Boys were coming, and he said we should go, and then he bought Backstreet Boys tickets. Shut up. And we went. He's one of them. Honestly, you are one of them. But how did that happen? Because

we know, Raj, we've been friends with him now. But what do you mean? He was just chatting to you and he said, I'll buy you backstreet boys. I don't know. I just remember, like, very quickly after I met and we went to the backstree boys together and I was like, do we just become best friends? Raj is a lot like Clint. They were both two of them met and it must have just

fast-tracked friendship. Wow. Yeah. So what was it for you? Sometimes it doesn't take a lot. Just the spark happens and you go, do we just become best friends? Hi, Rachel. Hello. So this meet cute involves your crackhead neighbours.

What happened? Well, they're like dealers and stuff and they had teenage kids that stole cars and the riot squad turned up once but my neighbour on the other side I went to visit her about

them to talk to maybe you know I don't know trauma bond and then yeah we just became friends and I've seen her have her beautiful children and it's been amazing I'm glad for our wicked neighbour

so she's not a crackhead this one no no the other side No, no, no, she's on the other side. She was their neighbours. I was their neighbours. Can I ask a question to the people like Rachel and Clint? Because I've had moments like this where I've talked to people. How do you get past the just talking stage?

Because one time I even asked for somebody's number. Twice I've asked for people's numbers. And I've texted both times. Maybe it's you. Rachel's like, can't help you, babe. It's you. Twice, like in the past eight three years. Yeah.

We added each other on Facebook and stuff. Right. Yeah. Sounds like it is a man. Yeah. How hot are you coming in? I don't know. It's like a moth.

You've got to hold it. So gently. If you touch the wings quite early, make it won't fly. And I think you have to have stuff in common. Like for Clint, it was Backstreet Boys. Rachel was crack-ed neighbors.

You know, you've got to have something in common. One extra thing. Like an extra thing that you love that they love. Right. Okay. And one more. Let's go. Eglah.

Morning. Hi. How are you? Good. Good. the random way you and your best he met? Yeah, so I was an operational manager in one of the hotels in Valingdon

and he just walked in and be like, hey, I'm a sales rep for this tonic water so you want them. I was like, okay, I will try. Yeah. So we just changed the numbers and then, yeah, the rest is history. I bought tonic water for my bar. Wait, so just let me confirm.

So she came into your hotel. She was selling tonic waters. You became friends. But what is the rest of his sister? This is the part I'm skipping. The rest is history, Meg. She sells tonic water. Eggler loves tonic water.

Again, there's a common interest. I'm missing a step. To be honest, Eglare, I don't know how. If someone came in right now and sold tonic waters, I'd go, thanks for the tonic water. See you later. Here you goes. Here's another thing.

I live rural when I was riding my horse down the road. I saw another girl riding a horse. So obviously they're both like horses. But you need one more thing, I think. We bonded over the fact we were both wearing the same Kmart tights. You need two things. You need to get along and then one other. What's the next step?

So you have that and then you leave. How does the next step happen? I'd go, I'd text you and go, how are your tights? That's why we don't do it. You can't think I was a creep. Come on a ride on a horse again. We're your tights. We're your tights, girl.

Then you show up and then Dan doesn't own a horse. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay. If this is a little triggering, you're hearing us talking about besties. And you're like, oh, I haven't seen mine in forever. Just hold fire. Give us two or three minutes,

and we're going to let you in on what's been going on behind the scenes for over a month now. It doesn't involve tights or anything. You may have heard us talk about this over a month ago now, and it's time to dust it off and bring it back because there's a bit of an update. It's Clint Meg and Dan's long-distance best friend listener trip to an undisclosed location that Meg's really keen on, no ideas are bad, idea we're still in a recession but still keen to have nice things TBC.

This all came about because I wrote a piece of writing for my friends. Two of them are long distance from me and I miss them insanely. I can't open my phone anymore without at least having five more comments on that post every single day since we did it. It is millions and millions and millions of views

on it now which means we really hit a chord with other people. I didn't realize how many people have long distance best friends and miss them terribly around the world. Yeah, I think everybody listening right now and have a friend, maybe it's not their bestie,

but someone that lives overseas that they care about, that they love to see. And we had a really good think about how, why we don't meet up with them. We know that money is a factor, but it's also just getting it out of the group chat with somebody has to organise it.

People are busy, trying to figure out when to go, where to go, where's a good spot to be. And so we have been doing a lot of research behind the scenes. We've been working with Duck Horse events.

They actually heard us originally talking about this idea and they said we love it, we want to get behind it. And they do incredible events and this is their job. They know how to do it. So with support from Doug Horse, we are looking to have a long-distance besty trip, an island trip. But we need your feedback on it.

We need to know exactly how much you're willing to spend or want to spend on it on an all-inclusive trip for you and your best mate to have a package where you both just buy the package, accommodation, flights, all your food and drink sorted for maybe four days in a certain location.

You both meet up and we organise everything. There's activities you can either opt in or opt out of. That's the part I'm most excited about. You know, like in Love Island when they like slowly like walk into the villa and you can't see them. I imagine seeing like the besties

just one at a time arrive on the beach and then you just watch. And then we guess you were like do we think these two are cries? And then everyone probably cries. So the cool thing about this is because it's a big group setting there will be some sort of subsidisation, right?

Or it would be cheaper because there's a lot of big group going. So you wouldn't be able to do this on this cheap, but by yourself. No, no. That's the first thing. The second thing is all you need to worry about is the payment. It's just paying for it. I think we're going to try and see if it's important to do a breakdown of, you know, so you can do a kind of an after pay, not after pay, but a deposit sort of situation.

And, yeah, we just really, we want to make this for you. This is something that maybe we'll give away one drop, but this is something you would pay for. We want to make this at an annual event where every whatever date, it's long-distance best friend island. And you and your best mates go and meet up from different sides of the world.

They lock it in the calendar. You pay for the package and everything else is sorted for you. You just go to either be as involved as possible or just sit in the hotel room with your mate for four days. You know, we don't care as long as the idea is to provide a place for you and your best mate to meet up and have a great time.

Or best mates, you can do more than one as well. you know, it can be a whole group of girls, all guys. Essentially, right now we're looking for expressions of interest. Yes, we need to know. Before we can press go, and we've done a lot of organising in the background, but before we can really lock things, then we want to know where you need to go, where you want to go, how much money you would be open to spending

to make this real and what dates you could do. You can text besties or bestie, which one is this one is bestie? Bestie, B-E-S-T-I-E to 3-34-3. Foul out the form, and if we can get as many people interested as possible, we're going to make it happen. Yeah, if you want to do it, then we'll do it. Ideally, some point later this year, right? Yeah, some point later this year.

We're looking like between September and November, sort of, October. Yeah, and shout out to Duck Horse. They'll be doing a lot of the heavy lifting on this one, New Zealand's event specialist, event creation, delivery, and packdown. No one likes the packdown. No, I will do, me, will be doing the packdown. Yeah, Duck Horse don't worry about that. Meg will do some of the back down. Best D.B.E.

I'll be hungover. TIE to 3343. Just fill out the form. We're just trying. trying to see interest and if people want it, we'll make it happen. Cool. Clint's on drinks, Meg's on Packdown. I'm on entertainment.

Great. All right, coming home next. We have our audition for Tinkerbell for our hook musical. Webkeel ballet going up against our Meg. The loser gets Smee. There's a lot on the line. Let's see who takes it out. Coming up next.

Clint. Megan Dan. Take the edge off. Take the edge off my life. You could be winning whatever you need to take the edge off. This is a real range. one. It's a bit of a naughty one. That's a naughty. Well, it's not very naughty.

I think it's a fun naughty. It's a really fun naughty one. And I think this is a perfect sort of thing that you sit there and go it's not something that's needed. It's something that's wanted. And it would take the edge off, I guess. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it does take the edge off, doesn't it, Dan? Yeah, it does. We're calling

Isabelle this morning. She can explain what she needs the money for. Take the edge of my life. Yay! We're doing. You have to pay for your one year naughty. audiobook subscription. Oh, is that embarrassing?

Now you're on national radio. No, it's okay. It's good. It shouldn't be. Yeah, Quinn is where... It's exciting. I played you guys some audio before where you can get celebrities like Harry Stiles and Rob Rouch reading you sexy stories and their sexy voices.

Which one are you looking for at the moment? Is the one that you need? Yeah, it's from the... Have you guys watched the new off-campus series? Yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah, so Bean and Allie's actors are on there. and they do a story together. Oh, is that the same one that Conrad from Summer I turned pretty did?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen to me. Yeah. What do you do when you're listening to these? Are you like at the gym? We study.

While you're studying, you're listening to them? Yes. Yeah. Wow. You must be a good multitasker. Yeah, your brain must be incredible. There's no way I could take in a story at the same time as like learning information. Yeah.

Yeah. It's very entertaining. Okay, so if someone... A complete novice like myself that maybe wants to get into a bit of smut, and I do like audiobooks. What's a good starting place to start? What's a good book?

You should read the off-campus series if you want to, yeah, start it off there. Okay, start there. A bit of a gateway. And then listen. Okay. You hold there. We'll grab your bank details, get that cash into your...

Thank you so much. You're welcome. You can hear your naughty audiobook subscription. Sorted. Okay, come on. I'm ready to see my rival. Okay, Bella, our web girl, who can hold a tune. We think?

We don't know. No, I think I've heard of do little bits and pieces, and I'm like, she can sing. Oh, I can't. I never heard her sing. So we're doing a production, a show I wrote when I was 15 years old. Sort of an origin story, I guess, of Captain Hook. Clint is playing Peter Pan. I'm playing Hook.

We're next to signing the role of Tinkerbell. And Smee. Loser gets Smee by default. So when girl Bella is going first. She looks apart. Meg will audition. I can see her through the window.

She's got a little skirt on, wings, Meg. Yep. She's performing next. If you missed last week, you may have missed the fact that we are putting together a hook musical that Dan wrote when he was 15 years of age. As adults, we're going to be performing it

and God, I think it's less than a month. This will get you up to speed with where we're at. Hook, the life and times of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. So Clint and Dan have both auditioned for the main role of Hook. The poll is in. My hook and lead is Dan Webbing. Come on, New Jersey.

Oh, I'm not going to be anybody else. So I'm officially Peter Pan. Congratulations, Clint. You can start footing Spandex if you want. We have Peter Pan in Cliffs & Ramble. Tinkerbell is Megan Mansel and we're going to be... Oh, you don't have to audition. You can't just assume the role.

Tim Bell. The producers included? Yeah, of course. Well, yes. We've got your Bella. Bella can sing too. If she wants it, Meg has to audition. Hello, Bella speaking.

Bella. Bells. Meg wants to be Tinkerbell, but if you also want it, then we feel you should be able to audition for it. Are you joking? Like, can I actually be it? Yes, she's what. Think about it. How stupid is I think of what we're doing?

So, Bella and I are going head to head with Tinkerbell, whoever loses, gets me. The final role, so that would be the four of us. and we know that Bella you were given a challenge to come up with a song that kind of encompasses Tinkerbell who is always wanting Peter Pan isn't she? So this is wanting Clint

Randall now that we know about it. Oh wait so you Meg and Webgobella are both competing to be my love interest Yes interesting On the tables of turns Okay and you'll do a couple of lines Of monologue Of the monologue before hedge

But a reverb on there Holy molly Oh God Bella here we go This is so... Okay. Good luck, Bella. The floor is yours. Thanks, guys.

Tinkerbell audition. Take it away. I think we could somehow make it work. Because in Neverland, if you believe, true love will always prevail. You're up to fly you took. Wendy, I'm upset.

That bitch can't even fly herself. Did you forget? She'll never fly by your side like I do. I'm in Waverland. wondering how do we never land I make pixie dust Wendy Canny then make sand And she will never

Have sexy wings like I do Because she's a human Peter Flywood Producer Boots is a chocker with fans So just Just confirming the lyrics were P-T, you belong with me, he-he Is that the

Pee-N-L-I-L-L-I-L-L-I-L-T I see Peter? Yeah, P-D. Like how Clinton said P-D? Yeah, rhymes me better. Yeah, yeah, rhymes bit. How are you better, Meggie? Do you know what?

Honestly, I don't think we need to do my audition. Let's just give it to Bella. No. And then I will just be, we don't need me to do it. We don't need me to do it tomorrow. Hey, let's not fit the sideburns for your face just yet. Who knows Bella could be Smey? I don't.

My abilities. Meg, your mum's already made you the costume. We have to have the audition. And she's done it making she already having a little faith in her daughter. No, no, no, she's made me a tink of a costume. Oh, no. No. I will pay good money to see this. A 35-year-old woman, how a handmade

tinkabelle costume. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't tried it on. That's me tomorrow. Bella. Thank you so much for that. What do you think of Bella? 3343. Do you think she's got a chance? Oh, 8-100 the edge. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Hook, the life and times of Captain James Hook

and the people of Neverland. Okay, we are auditioning for roles for the Hook musical that we will perform as adults. Dan wrote when he was 15. Dan is Hooker and Peter. I'm the director. Yeah, and Tinkerbell will either be Meg or Eb Gubella who just performed. Yeah, whoever loses.

We'll get the final role, which is Smee. Very different look. Tinkerbell, little cute green fairy, Smee, Cy Burns, bald cap, big hairy eyebrows. Yes, hairy old man, really, isn't it? Harry old man. Now here's the thing. You really impressed, Bella. You just had your audition.

Have we got some audio of her stuff? Here, have a listen. Because she's a human. You're doing exactly what I did on Friday where it was like, it sounded different when I did it It sounded better in your head always. I'll be lying if I said it was completely on key. It was in the ballpark

and people are calling through with a bit of support for you, Bella. Let's go to Lisa first. Lisa, thoughts are feeling. Good morning. Good morning. Which is almost impossible. So well done. What do you think Meg's chances are of stealing the wall from her? My, Meg.

Yeah. Yeah, Meg, you've got to show up. Oh, God, Lisa. You know me, no, me. Oh, bring it. Just because she shows up, doesn't mean you get caught. Go ahead. Yeah, Danielle, hey.

Morning, I, how are you? Yeah, yeah. Thoughts. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Bella. Fantastic. Can I just confirm with you the lyrics were Wendy's at your back door? Wendy's in your back door, yeah.

All right. Yeah, right, brilliant. If you think about it, it's almost impossible as well. Yeah, well, you can find ways. You can find ways. You can find ways. Thanks, Danielle. Okay.

Bella, wow, the best one, yeah. amazing lyrics. Someone else says so unfair that Meg doesn't get Tinkerbell. Hey, hey, it's not over yet. No, yeah. Just don't sign Meg off yet. No, my mum has him on me with Lynx two sideburns though, so I don't think it's... She's trolling you? She's like, just in case, Meg, I have got some sideburns ready.

Do you want the orangey ones? Or more like, we're going for a brown or tin. They're a white. Maybe if you do get the roll of Tinkabelle, you could be the first Tinkabelle with sideburns. Yeah, could do. Yeah, could do. All right. next.

I'm at the same time tomorrow. So you went with Taylor. Meg, what can we look forward to this time tomorrow? I imagine she's doing meat loaf or something, knowing me. No, it is old school though, Dan. I've gone with a song that I think is one of the greatest songs about wanting someone you can't have. Peter's Girl. Original.

Don't hate that. It's good. Can I say the first line? Oh. Peter is. Well, we're going to... I've got another day. I've got another day.

It's a Peter is, my friend. I've got it, look. You've got 24 hours. She's quite the poet. Clint, Megan Dan. You know they haven't asked us to. Once a week, we deliberate and argue over which celebrities deserve to be in the A-list party

and which celebrities are a B-lister, C-lister or D-lister at best. It causes a lot of, um, what is it? Hanks. AX is a good word for it, Clint, in the room. I haven't enjoyed doing it in the past couple of days or past couple of turns because my people have been put into the wrong list, I think. There's the thing that pits me off about it. We're too free and easy with that A list. There's too many people in there.

There's a lot of people in the A list now. In fact, I think it's rivaling on how many people are on the B list, and I think that's how it shouldn't be. But leads to our people this morning. We're in Sydney Sweeney, who has been everywhere this year with her movies and also controversies. We have Ed Sherin, believe it or not I don't think we've brought him up before

I don't think we've had Ed come up and Dua Leeper who just got married over the weekend Okay I'll kick it off You're going to start with Ed? Ed Sheeran's A Yeah And he's the only A on that list

I would agree with you just got there So Ed Sharon put it I reckon there's no debate there Ed Sheeran is known by the masses He is an A lister And even a large part of India now After he did his remix Oh really so that did work

Yeah, with Aradjit Singh. It became massive. In fact, Aradjit Singh was more famous in India than Ed Shearant. So now people know who Ed Shearin is because he did a sign with him. I still stand by because he should go around the world. I thought that's what he was doing and connect with the biggest singers of whatever country he's in and make it in a song for them. Do a Leeper as a B?

Yeah. And I'd say she's probably even lucky to be there. And Sydney Sweeney, C. And lucky to be there. C! She's rubbing shoulders with some of the biggest names at the moment. She's doing big films, whether you like her as an actress or not. Oh, yeah.

I think Sydney Sweeney is. In 10 years time, will that stand the test of time as her as a B? My mum wouldn't know who Sydney Sweeney is. A lot of people in the older ilk wouldn't know who Sydney is. There'd be a lot of people overseas that don't know who she is. She's done the biggest movies of the year so far and is in one of the biggest shows of all time. The finale, I think, last night, Euphoria.

It's not to do with talent. It's just fame. I think she's a great actress, but I don't think she's an A-list. So far we have edge here in at A, Doa Libra at B, Sydney, Sweeney at C. If you want to debate that, you can come on 3-3-4-3. Call us 0-800-the-edge. Clint looks angry about Sydney as a C at least. Yeah, and Dool-A, I think that's a good spot for her in B.

She's a phenomenal performer. People know Doa Leeper. People will refer to her as Doa. A lot of people texting through disagreeing that she's even a B-lister, say she is on the C. Who's she in with? Who's in the B-Lipper? because I think sometimes it's a nice reminder to go, yeah, that feels right with the other people she's with.

Stanley Tucci, Paul, Rudd, Parasilton, Hugh Grant, Zendaya. Some of those. Some of those. We can't put Sydney in Zendaya in the same. I don't know. C-list is Alec Baldwin, Wolfie Goldberg and Brendan Fraser. There needs to be more in that room. Yeah, you want Sydney in there.

Some of the B-listers and the A-listers could be in there. Yeah, yeah. All right. Somebody's text in saying Sydney's way bigger than a C. I mean, we can influence your vote, but you have the final say, the listener. Oh, I don't know the edge. text through 334.

Sydney Sweeney, Ed Sharon, and who was the other one? Oh, do it, but don't do that. And what was her name? I've forgotten already. His power bladed there. What are your thoughts? Okay, 0-800 the Edge of 33-4-3, as we compile the largest list of A, P and C listers

that no one asked for. Clint, Megadden. Leshaw! He had the names that Dad's pulling me and Clint behind the scene. It's honestly like I work with a couple of simpletons. Once a week we decide on three names and where they sit, A, B or C listers. The one that's getting the most check, because I think Ed Sharon's A all day. No one's arguing that.

Do it, Leeper. We had it a B. There's been an argument coming for her as an A-lister. Who? Because if you use the Nespressor rule, she's now the face of Nespresso, who have used Danny DeVito, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Jack Black. Danny DeVito is A all day.

Jack Black and Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is A or day. You're pulling my leg, he's not an A-lister. He's in there and the C-list. Anyway, so based on that example that Nespressor only uses A-listers, there's an argument for Dua now being an A-Lister.

So our boss, Jack, who is in charge of music at the edge. He thinks that Dueliper is an A. Sadly, no one else agrees with you, Jack, on the text machine. Everybody's saying she's B. Yeah, maybe C. Maybe even C. There's the debates there, B or C. But, Sidney, some people were saying that she should be sitting in that sea list.

Charlotte, good morning. Hello, how are you? Good, babe. So I think she is a sea lister, Sydney, Sweney. What are your thoughts? I am in my 30s, and I have no idea who that even is. Okay. Really?

You've never heard of it. You know, she's got the, she's like, she's got really... The housemaid. Yeah. She's in Euphoria. She's got a lingerie line. Clint, what are you going to say? Londerry line, yeah, yeah.

and she's got really, you know. No, haven't, I'm sorry. Not ringing a bell. I wish I had a way to describe her better that I could use at 840. She's blonde, she's got blue eyes. I think when there's ever any doubt about someone, they can't instantly be on the A list.

So she's definitely B or C. What about Stacey? What do you think? Ed Shearin, what is he, A, B or C? Ed Shearin A all day. Yep, yep. Agree? Jewelie Pacee. Oh, Sydney.

I just think, like, she's obviously quite young. I don't think a lot of the older generation would know her, and Sidney, I'm in my 30s or so. No clue who she is. Okay. Wow. Okay, that's... Okay, so the one we're sure about, Ed Sheer and He is an A.

I think Dua Leaper, going on the texts now, she scrapes into the B list. That's crazy, I'm but I can't put her at a C. That's so wild. Yeah, she scrapes in, luckily. The only reason she's less famous maybe in my eyes is because we've met her a couple of times and she played the we played the gazoon and she sang along with us

it wasn't A-less behaviour but she was very generous to do so You wouldn't do that with Beyonce No exactly So we've got Ed Sheer and as our A, do a leaper as a B which means joining Alec Baldwin Oh no

Whoopi Goldberg And Brendan Fraser It's somehow The Sweeney one of the most famous woman in the world right now 100% without a doubt I think with Gen Zs yes and with people in the know

but I think the callers were right people that are older that don't have a hand on the pulse As is just Dexon saying can we put her on the double D list No she said the D list You know what you're doing Clint That's crazy

Cindy Sweeney is like one of the most Googled people on my search history Yeah Of course she is Oh, God, she's an A-Lister for Carl's. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Carl's A-Lister. Okay, Sydney's a C.

She's with Whoopi Goldberg. That's wild. Wow. That's wild. At least Whoopi Goldberg's not the only woman in there now. Whoopi, can you imagine Sydney being like, I'm definitely A-Lister? I've done the biggest movies of the year. I'm in Euphoria. And then she walks in and sees this whoopee Alec and Brendan sitting at the bar.

Alec and Brendan will be stoked. They're like, who's that guy? They're like, that's Brendan Fraser. He's got an Oscar. Come on, lady. Clint McGowan, Dan is 9-9. Crazy, crazy story has evolved over the last, God, four to five days of Tim Payne,

who is a defender for the Wellington Phoenix. He's made the all-white football team, and he's going to be representing New Zealand in the FIFA World Cup. Good on. Later on this year. Good on. Yeah. Turns out some Argentinian social media guy

decided to find the least known player in the football world cup and then make them the main character by getting everyone to follow the account, creating chance and all sorts. Yeah, either a dream come true and like winning the lottery or a nightmare, depending on your personality. And he says he's not a big social media guy

and he's gone from 4,000 followers to 4 million followers in less than a week. So maybe nightmare if you're not a social media guy. But I think as well, he could just close his account, couldn't he? If he was really scared about it, he could just close it. I mean, obviously there's a financial opportunity.

I think you wouldn't want to freak out too quick. You'd sit back. Kind of like if you won lotto. You go, what do I do with money? I'm going to leave it for a few weeks and decide what I'm going to do. Essex will be loving it because he's an ambassador for them. Oh, great. Does he have more followers than Essex?

I'm glad you asked him because we're about to find out just how many followers he does have. Okay, who has more followers now? Tim Payne, New Zealand footballer with 4 million followers. Or the All Blacks. Oh, Tim Payne. Really? I'd say the All Blacks would be in the Million. but not four million.

I think they've got five million. I say less than the All Blacks. He has more than the All Blacks. All Blacks are just under three. Tim has four. Okay, FIFA. Oh, no, definitely not. FIFA's got more.

Only just, FIFA's got $6.3 million and Tim's got four. So he's gaining on them, especially with the rate he's growing at a moment. Oh, goodness. Now, the most famous footballer, arguably, in the world, is Lionel Messi. He has $506 million.

So, of course, no one's going to rival him. Let's not do Lionel Messi. Let's do Lionel Richie. Who has more followers? Tim Payne or Lionel Richie? Tim Payne. Correct. Lionel Richie has 2 million.

He's got twice as many as Lionel. But Lionel's not doing much at the moment, is he? He except doing like he was a judge on Idol. New Zealand footballer, now social media star. Does Tim Payne have more or less followers than Tim Shalame? Oh, Timothy Shalame. Timmy would have more. Way more.

Yeah, he's got more. He'll be in the tens of millions. Yeah. He's got 21. Yeah. Okay. Who has more followers? Tim Payne or Australia Zoo

The Irwin's own No Australia Zoo would have more I think after the success of Robert Irwin I think people would follow Australia of Zoo It's one of the most famous zoos in the world Bugga 1.6 million people follow the zoo It is a lot but it's not as many as Tim Payne

Wow Okay and last one Who has more followers? Tim Payne or Jafar Jackson who played Michael Jackson in the Michael Bileper. Oh, he would have none. I reckon Tim Payne's got more than the James.

Way more. I think that guy's got about 526,000. Trick question, they both have the same. They both have 4 million followers. So Jafar Jackson, who played Michael Jackson in cinemas. He's the same followers as Tim Payne, Wellington Phoenix Defender. Good on him. I really hope he makes the most of it,

because he could be making a lot of money. Apparently a lot of the people that have followed him our South American. So he'd have to crack into that market. He could do like Nespresso. He could do international. brands, right? I'd love to see him just take the piss out of the first

co-lab that he does. Like something really just out the gate, do a massive cash grab, no one would blame him. It's such a scary first step to take. Yeah. Do you don't want to just make it people go, why am I following this guy? Unfollow. You're straight away. Yeah. Yeah.

But even if he like heaps half of his audience unfollowed him, he'd still have so many. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll be watching the Football World Cup if I curiously threw him, I think. A lot of people following. Meg, you follow him. It's probably the first all right that you followed. Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, first football player, I think. Yeah. So if you want to get on it, the bandwagon, Tim Payne, he doesn't probably need your follow, but if you want to find out how that one continues to go over the course of this year. I love when the internet just agrees to do something really silly together. And it's not hurting anybody, it's all just a bit of fun.

It's not that egg. Do you remember that egg account? Everyone followed the egg, and it was like 10 million followers in, in like a day? It was the fastest growing account in history. What did the egg do? It just was an egg. And that was that? Do you remember the egg? Yeah, Carl's not it.

It was an egg. Somebody just put up a picture of an egg, and it became the most followed account of the world. What's it doing now? No, the egg's not up to much, but I think the, like, the caption was, like, want to see how many likes this can get, can it get more than Kylie Jenner or something like that?

Yeah, and it did. It did. It would have been great if it had hatched. I think it did eventually. It might have been to sponsorship or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, there you got us. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through.

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