The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Truth Booth... Slept with 12 wives...

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast with Ash London, the hosts share the exciting news of Meg's new baby and announce the sweepsta...kes winner. They dive into heated debates over which celebrities qualify as A-listers, primarily focusing on Harry Styles and Margot Robbie. They also hear shocking confessions in the Truth Booth, including a male stripper revealing a secret that could ruin lives. Plus, discussions on adult hobbies and the highs and lows of participating in the podcast's games. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of revelations, arguments, and laughs. 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Setup06:46 Awkward Massage Story11:04 Celebrity Gossip and Scandals15:48 Listener Calls and Dreams24:55 Games and Fun Segments33:12 Haircut Mishaps and Wedding Day Disasters36:44 Baby Announcement and Sweepstakes Winner40:40 A-List vs. B-List Celebrity Debate53:26 Adult Hobbies and Unique Pastimes58:50 The Truth Booth: Shocking Confessions

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans, three people with boring, boring mundane pathetic lives. Hey, Clint's life's quite exciting. Now with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet.
Starting point is 00:00:37 No, no, it's not Captain Planet. Oh right, sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning with Ash London. Filling in for me, go on, Matt Lee. If you missed the news yesterday, she had a beautiful little girl over the weekend announced yesterday morning on here. Beautiful little baby. Oh my goodness, the cutest.
Starting point is 00:00:58 She's so beautiful. She looks a lot like Daisy. She does, hey? Meg's been sending some like, what are they called? When you put them side by side. Oh, comparison photos. Comparisons, yeah. So beautiful.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Imagine if they had an ugly baby because Daisy's a joke. Yeah. That girl has like, who's the fairy tale lady with the long hair? Rapunzel. Yeah, Rapunzel. Untangled, yeah. Yeah, Daisy's got Rapunzel hair. Oh my god, it's the longest.
Starting point is 00:01:24 She's got thicker hair than I have Oh my god, it's the longest. She's got thicker hair than I have. Yes, a bit longer than most adults. Yeah. How's it, I can't, every time I see that child I'm like, how? Well if you were part of the Baby Bear and you were in the sweepstakes, we've got 500 bucks cash to award somebody who was closest at 7.30 this morning. How stoke would you be?
Starting point is 00:01:41 Because you probably forgot you've done it. You probably forgot you put that bed on with us. True. Well I think there's a clear winner from what I've heard from our producers, so we're How stoked would you be? Because you probably forgot you've done it. You probably forgot you put that bed on with us. Well I think there's a clear winner from what I've heard from our producers. So we're going to be contacting them later on this morning. Besides that we've got a couple of chances for you to win ten grand at Seven and Eight. And also we'll send you anywhere in the world with a return flight thanks to New Zealand's Dream Seek before Seven. Now next though, I think we're coming up shortly as well, Clint's told us that he had an awkward situation when he was having a massage. I love this.
Starting point is 00:02:09 The other day. And it was a groin massage, so I can only imagine what the awkward moment was. I think it was actually just a penis massage. Years ago. It would end up being, well, the old whispers from the shoulder scan to the penis massage.
Starting point is 00:02:22 There you go. Imagine all the list of things you can get on the outside of penis massage. Yeah, I'll take one of those. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. About to jump into a 6am throwback and if we can find some sort of loose time we will. You don't have to though. You could just be vibing something. I love a throwback. I'm at the age now where most of what I listen to is a throwback. Which is a bit, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:02:45 does that mean embarrassing? Oh God, that's really embarrassing. Yeah, I just like the comfort of songs that I love. Like we've been talking a lot off air lately about like boy bands and a lot of those five and sync, even like 98 Degrees. I think it- Oh yes, Nic Lachey!
Starting point is 00:03:01 Nic Lachey! That invisible man! Oh mate, shut up! You and I could talk for a very long time about this one. Not every time I bring up 98 Degrees, no one knows who they are. And I remember buying that on like, whatever it was, tape or CD as a single. You know, you could just buy one track, which is showing my age now. But I just want Invisible Man to thrash the shit out for a year.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Or about, I do cherish you for the rest of my life. Why are they 98 degrees? Why don't they just go straight to boiling point? I mean, it was... No, I say, I always thought that 98 degrees was the actual boiling point because of that. Oh, maybe it is, but like, why not go just two more degrees and get it to really hot?
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah, they should have made the actual system that whatever boiling point of water is 100 degrees. But as far as naming a band, 98 degrees sounds better. No, 98 degrees is not the boiling point of water and standard atmospheric pressure, water boils at 100. Well that's blown my mind. And I'm not joking, every time I've boiled a kettle for the last 25 years I've thought of 98 degrees.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Oh my god. I just think of it. Well you know those boiling taps, it just gives boiling water straight out of the taps. They dispense water at 98 degrees. This is often a deliberate choice to prevent water from becoming too hot when making tea or coffee. Maybe it's the perfect amount of degreeage for a tea. Yeah. Do you think that's the name of their boyfriend? That's hard.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Maybe they were English, but they're American. They're from Cincinnati. I don't know how I know that. Nick Lachey, if you're like who is're from Cincinnati. I don't know how I know that. Nicholas Shea, if you're like, who is that guy? He ended up marrying Jessica Simpson and then they had like a reality TV show. And then she had that, she had a can of tuna. And remember she's like, so, and the brand is called Chicken of the Sea. And she was like, so is it chicken or tuna? The whole show is just Nicholas Lachey making fun of Jessica
Starting point is 00:04:46 Simpson. Jessica Simpson's a scientist now, she's a doctor. Is she? No. Do you know when they dated that John Mayer called her sexual napalm? That's right, what a compliment. What a compliment. Yeah. She wasn't winning any Nobel Peace Prize or anything else. It's hard to be both. Now she's on her Zempik and she looks very strange. Oh really? She's lost too much weight. I mean, your body, your rules Jessica.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I actually was going to do a pivot and see if we could play 98 degrees. Not in our system. No. That's criminal. Well there is a throwback today, and sorry to bring the mood down, but Amy Winehouse died this day back in 2011. She was in the 27 Club, eh? Yeah, 27 Club alongside Jimi Hendrix,
Starting point is 00:05:31 Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain. Jeff Buckley. Yeah, that is weird, eh, the 27 Club? It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, I think, because a lot of them died, you know, in circumstances that they had something to do with. Do you think they finally reach a level of fame and have a certain of them died, you know, in circumstances that they had something to do with. Do you think they finally reach a level of fame and have a certain amount of money,
Starting point is 00:05:48 but they're also dealing with a lot of pressure? And drugs. Yeah, and so then they have access to a lot of things at 27 that maybe they didn't when they were younger, and it just coincidentally ends up happening like that. I wonder if Justin Bieber's team for the whole year of his 27th life would like- How old is GB?
Starting point is 00:06:05 I think he's 30. He's 30. He's older. So maybe we could play Amy Winehouse. Yeah, I love Valerie. She would have had, I reckon she was on the, obviously she was huge at the time when she passed, but she would have been gone on to be.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Imagine what she'd be doing. Extremely famous. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. That is your 6am throwback. Amy Winehouse passed away on this day back in 2011. Which makes, that seems not that long ago that she died. 15 years?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah. I reckon she was like ages. What a sad life unfortunately she had towards the end there. I know. Paparazzi. Really just taken advantage of as well by her dad and the people around her. Yeah. Paparazzi have a lot to answer for. Especially in the UK. Oh my god, itarazzi. Really just taken advantage of as well by your dad and people around her. Yeah, paparazzi have a lot to answer for.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Especially in the UK. Oh my god, it's shocking. Yesterday, I had a very strange situation happen to me that I've never come across before in my life. I think Ash would have done what I did, Dan would not have. And I thought of Dan as I was leaving. I was like, why couldn't I be more like Dan? That would be a first. That would be a first. Dan would not have. And I thought of Dan as I was leaving. I was like, why couldn't I be more like Dan?
Starting point is 00:07:05 I went and got a shoe. That would be a first. That would be a first. Went and got a shoulder scan yesterday. I've been having a few issues. And so they did like the, like they do when they have babies, the ultrasound. Ultrasound.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah. And he's like going over and, frustratingly for me, he said that I was his question mark off the day, and he doesn't know why I have no strength in my right arm and I'm getting pain. And I'm like, cool, I love that for me. So he's been ages on my shoulder, lovely guy. Do you mean looking or massaging?
Starting point is 00:07:37 Well, like scanning and then trying different ways and then doing the other arm to kind of see, you know, if things he thought were problems, then he noticed I had them in the same, my other shoulder and the other shoulder's fine. So he goes, okay, well that can't be it. So he did spend a lot of time on it, right? At the end, I said to him, all right, well, do I need to go back to reception?
Starting point is 00:07:58 Even though he really found nothing, but he goes, spend a bit of time. Do I need to go to reception and sort anything out? Like, is there a fee? I don't know, it's ACC but you know, I don't know. And he goes, well, yes, there is a $40 charge, but it's only if you can afford it. Right. I was like, wha? Like a donation type thing? Well, I don't know. So I went to the reception and I said, so, do I need to sort anything out here? And she goes, oh, yeah, there's a $40 fee,
Starting point is 00:08:27 but it's not compulsory. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you have to pay the fee. And she goes, it's only if you can afford it, and if you can't, then that's fine. Oh, no, I would have gone, oh, here's the thing. If you'd found my issue, which I came in here to do, then I would pay the $40 fee, but unfortunately,
Starting point is 00:08:41 the guy in there didn't find anything, so I'm not paying you a cent. That's not on him. Well, it is. I go to a professional to find the issue that I'm- Yeah, but it's an optional- It's an optional fee, and the people who can afford it are subsidising the people that can't afford it.
Starting point is 00:08:55 That's what I didn't know, and that's what I should have asked, because I was so annoyed with myself, I didn't just say, what's the fee for? And if they were like, oh, it subsidises it for other people who can't afford it, happy days. If it's like, oh, if it's for their social club kitty. But you host a breakfast radio show.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I don't know that. Well, here's what I do. If you stand there and if you can afford it, then you go, oh no, pass on that, then you take the bad karma with you. Totally. And I thought that's exactly why Ash ran it, because yes, I can afford the $40. I don't want to just spend $4 if I don't have
Starting point is 00:09:27 to. And I didn't know what it was for. But I was like, is this... Where are Ash and Dan? No, you don't want to be me dad in that situation. You know what I would have done? I would have been so funny about it that I would have been like, has anyone else today not been able to afford it? I'll pay for them. And then I would have had to go and explain to Adrian why I paid $160 for him to roll his eyes and say, you effing loser. Yeah, no, I would have had to go and explain to Adrian why I paid $160 for him to roll his eyes and say you effing loser. Yeah no I would have gone I would have said it politely and if they'd said it was an optional thing I would have gone oh actually I won't today but I will come back and when
Starting point is 00:09:55 he does find an injury I will pay. Do you know what I hate? Until that time happens I'm sorry but I'm not paying for a service that did nothing for me. I hate when you're at Woolworths or like a big train, Cotton On does it, and then you get to the counter to pay for your exorbitantly expensive groceries and they ask if you want to then make a charity donation. And then you're like, and you have to, and you go,
Starting point is 00:10:19 but you are a multi-trillion dollar. You can make the donation from the profit margin. Why am I now? why are you sharing? And you feel sorry for the person asking. Yeah. Because they don't want to be asking. They don't want to be, they, oh, do you want to buy a charity bag for $3? And you feel like an asshole when you say no.
Starting point is 00:10:35 You feel like an asshole. Yeah. I still do though. A dad wouldn't buy a dad. Is there enough for charity kids? I do a lot for charity. I don't. If it's a trillion dollar chain company asking,
Starting point is 00:10:45 I'm happily saying no thank you. I do a lot for animals and children. I do a lot for donation-wise. Yeah, the people that can't help themselves. Yeah, exactly. And this is what Dan once said about charity, Ash. I think this is the right clip. I'm just grabbing on the fly.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I don't think we do it for charity. F*** charities. The charity is me. Now... There was an off-beat conversation. The Clint, Migg and Dan podcast. Guys up for entertainment. Clint, Migg and Dan with Ash London. Scandal.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Scandal brought to you by In New Zealand. If you've got a dream, In New Zealand's got your seat. You can apply now at dreamseats.co.nz. Two potential new celebrity romances, both of which have kind of blown my mind. Now, I think both of them are actually just kind of PR setups to promote stuff, but hey, I still want to do a deep dive. potential new celebrity romances, both of which have kind of blown my mind. Now, I think both of them are actually just kind of PR setups to promote stuff, but hey, I still wanna do a deep dive.
Starting point is 00:11:31 First of all, I didn't know there was a naked gun reboot happening. This is like, we kind of all grew up on this film, right? It was the, what was the guy, Leslie? Leslie Nielsen. He was, yeah, it was actually probably even before our time. I think it was an 80s movie, early 80s. It was like a comedy sort of slapstick physical comedy movie.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah, and how funny that Leslie Nielsen is now being played by Liam Neeson. Of course. Similar names. So, and Pamela Anderson plays the bombshell. So he's 73, she's 58. And look, the photos that we're seeing together, his arm around her, kissing her on the forehead, doing interviews, talking about how the sex scenes they did were so hot that even the intimacy coordinator stormed out saying, I can't take it anymore. I can't do this.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Of all the scenes I've seen. Wait, are they both single? I guess so. Is Liam not married? No, his wife died. Natasha Richardson in a skiing accident, like horrendous, like what, 10 years ago? Yeah, a while ago now. So we really want him to find somebody close to him. I guess so. Is Liam not married? No, his wife died. No, his wife died. Natasha Richardson in a skiing accident,
Starting point is 00:12:25 like horrendous, like what, 10 years ago? Yeah, a while ago now. So we really want him to find somebody because he's a beautiful man. And Pamela Anderson is just having this career resurgence. You know, someone who was famous in the 90s for the kind of bimbo look. She's now carrying it back and she's doing red carpets
Starting point is 00:12:41 with not as... Naira Skarev makeup on her face and she just looks so beautiful. I think it's really, it must be really difficult for someone like her to do that. Yeah. Because she's built her whole career almost on beauty and like looking good.
Starting point is 00:12:56 But she does look phenomenal. She looks better than ever. And I think it's the perfect thing for her to do because that's how she's reinvented herself. This idea of aging gracefully and really, what she's doing is saying I was a product of a world that forced me to be like this and now I'm fighting back against that
Starting point is 00:13:13 and taking back my power and I think that's very amazing. And naked gun, does Liam Neeson lose any kids and then have to kill everyone to avenge them? That's all he does, isn't he? Yeah, or is the storyline to this one different? He has a very particular set of skills, so I'll tell you. I know, but it's like, you know what of his skills?
Starting point is 00:13:27 Not looking after his kids. I may know where they are, find my iPhone for them or something. Apparently he's done four movies, action movies, where at some point he loses a child and he has to find them. Two of them were the lost movies. Taken.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Yeah, I mean taken movies. And then there's two others throughout his career. No but I watched one recently where he's like he's like a snowplow and his like kid ODs and then so he tries to find the people responsible for the bad drugs and then goes and kills like 14,000 people. He's so good at killing people. Yeah. There's another celebrity romance and this happened yesterday but it's really blown up. So Sia was pictured taking a stroll through Hollywood. It's very much a paparazzi set up you can tell. Yeah. With Harry Jowsey. Now you know all about him I'll let you educate the people. Yeah I think he grew up here in New Zealand he was on one
Starting point is 00:14:18 of the early seasons of Heartbreak Island. I end up hosting third season of it but he was on either the first or second. And then he took off and did Too Hot to Handle on Netflix. And he was actually great on it. I think people just realised he was good for reality TV. Then he went into Dancing with the Stars USA. And it's just like, he's got a good agent cause he just keeps popping up now
Starting point is 00:14:41 on the biggest reality show. Absolutely, he's got a big YouTube following as well. Now he's popping up on celebrities as well. Yeah, popping up, that's right. But he has got a new, his own Netflix show coming out called Let's Marry Harry or something. Oh my god. So I think this is probably a bit of PR
Starting point is 00:14:56 because Sia only got divorced two years ago. And do you know, during the divorce, we discovered she'd had a baby in 2024. And the child's name? Summer Salt. Brilliant. Now that is... Summer Salt. A little bit crazy. Meg's missed out there. I always think about these kids that have got celebrity names. Summer Salt, really? If it's a girl, I think it's a boy though. I would say you could be Summer, which is a beautiful name. Yeah a boy called Summer is a bit weird or whatever. You call him Salt. Salt. Yeah, Summer's salty.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Salty's cute. Anyway, that's our scandal for today. Alright, so we'll watch the space. She's a bit older than him as well, isn't she? 21 years older. She looks really happy in the photos. Like she just looks happy and healthy and... How do you know? Her hair's all over her face. No, it's not! She never shows her mouth or eyes. How could you tell? Is her hair just a little bit nicer? She's got a nice blow-out. Clint, Megadam, let's go!
Starting point is 00:15:52 First call of the day! First call of the day! Neville! Welcome to the show! Hey babe! Morning Nev. How's it going? Oh good Nev.
Starting point is 00:16:02 What gets you up this early? 6.37 on a Tuesday? Ah, just going to going? Oh, good neb, what gets you up this early? 6.37 on a Tuesday? Just going to work. Oh yeah? What do you do for a crust? I work in a steel factory, like irrigation piping. Irrigation piping, so water through pipes? Yes, pretty much, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:21 How do you get into that? I got the job because my brother-in-law worked there about 14 years ago and said they needed someone and I just put my hand up and been there ever since. Oh, you've been, and you're so good, they're like, don't let bloody Neville go. Don't let him leave. He must be almost running the place.
Starting point is 00:16:39 No, I wish, but no, I think they've just kept me around because I'm in good luck, I think. Yeah, good luck. And in a couple of months, you're doing something pretty exciting, Neville. Yeah, I'm gonna get married to my partner finally. We've been together about seven years, so it's gonna be good. Has she been kind of like laying the groundwork,
Starting point is 00:16:58 saying, Neville, you've been taking too long? Yeah, yes and no, yes and no. It's just more of the friends and family around us kind of giving us a nudge in the right direction. Yeah, what are you wearing? Have you got your suit sorted yet or is it a bit too early? I'm going to get my suit in about a couple of weeks with my best man and my groomsman.
Starting point is 00:17:18 My partner's got her dresses and stuff so I'm a bit behind April. I was just, I was hoping, I mean, you weren't going gonna have a best man because Dan's just realised that his chances of being a best man at a wedding, not looking good after the guy he had as his best man didn't have Dan and he had this like realisation
Starting point is 00:17:37 that he may never be one. He didn't even invite him to the wedding, Neville. You know what, Neville, I would be the best, best man ever. I would please you in any way possible. Oh I'm pretty sure you would. It would make it a good day I would say. I would remember your ring. Stop speaking man. Jesus. Are you going to go on a honeymoon Neville?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yep yep I think we're going to go. We're just going to a place called Bremer Lodge just by Handler Springs. Oh that sounds amazing. Very nice. Looking that up. What does a wedding cost these days roughly? I think we're in it about I think it's just over 10 grand so it's nothing major. Wow that's alright. It's pretty good man. Yeah like that. There's nothing worse than when you know how much one of your friends spent on a wedding and it's a lot, and then you go to the wedding and you're like, where's all the money gone? This wedding sucks.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Yeah. Like, I'm sitting there doing quick maths, counting people in the room, food, beverage, decorations. There's nothing funner than judging a wedding, eh? Oh, I love to drive home after a wedding going, didn't like her dress. I told you I'm doing it at a wedding. Oh, I love the drive home after a wedding, going, didn't like her dress. It's all about doing it already. I love doing that.
Starting point is 00:18:47 We always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His suit was weird. Anyway, Neville, yours will be perfect, obviously. Hey, Neville, we're gonna sort you out. The voucher to go spend in store at Zed, mate. You can spice things up for lunch today, if you want, with the Thai chicken curry pie at Zed.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Free coffees, whatever you're into. Awesome, that sounds great to me, mate. Thank you very much. Good luck, brother. We appreciate you calling. It's nice chatting with you. He does sound like a good dude. He needs to get us on at Steel Factory.
Starting point is 00:19:10 There's gotta be a radio there somewhere, mate. You wanna infiltrate the master system and chuck us on. Can I tell a very quick wedding story? One of our mates got married at a very expensive wedding and his wife made them go into debt for her because she was that kind of girl. She wanted the yada, yada, yada. Anyway, she cheated on him and then left him and all the debt was in his name so he had like 50 grand debt and he took a year to pay off. Oh my god. Yeah she sucks.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Wow. If I ever see that girl in Westfield. What a disgusting thing. I don't know. I don't see her probably in Westfield. Spending money. No, she would be. She's probably found someone else that she's out in just Westfield getting money, petties, and having coffees with the gals. She ain't working. They're poor dude. I know. And the ring as well that he probably spent money on as well.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah, she took the ring. Oh, of course she did. I think he was still paying off the ring as well. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky butt. What is your dream? Stinky butt. What is your dream? Tell us your ambitious dream and how you've been working towards it
Starting point is 00:20:10 and we could remove the final hurdle in getting you there thanks to Air New Zealand's Dream Seats. If you want to get amongst it, if you've got a dream you can apply at dreamseats.co.nz. This is so exciting. It really is. I mean, someone right now is gonna have a dream come true thanks to New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:20:27 So let's go to Maddie first. Morning Maddie, what's your dream? Good morning. It's a bit of a rogue one, but I've had a long term fascination with capybaras. In Japan, you can go and watch them bathe in their onsens and hang out with them. Are they those funny monkeys? No, they look- Is it capybara? They're like a little zebra type thing, aren't they? watch them bathe in their options and hang out with them. And I think my little pinkies will do that.
Starting point is 00:20:45 No, they're like a little zebra type thing, aren't they? No, it's like a massive rodent. Like, not a zebra. Hey, you idiot. Hey, she said it was a monkey. Dan goes to the zoo all the time with his kitties, probably like, this is a zebra, and he's like, capybara. Oh yeah, I don't look at the capybaras.
Starting point is 00:21:03 It kind of looks like a giant hamster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which could be construed as a small zebra. That's a weird thing, Maddie, to be really into. Like, it's not normally anyone's favourite animal. I mean, no, it is a bit odd, but you can go hang out with them at one of the Christchurch zoos,
Starting point is 00:21:20 and I think that kind of sparked it. Okay, I love that. Okay, that is a great option. Let's go to Charlotte. Charlotte, what's your dream? Good morning. My final dream is to get a Border Collie, but how I need to get there is by running the Queenstown Marathon.
Starting point is 00:21:39 How is that like the person? How are the two connected dogs? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Are you like, win the race, win a dog? What is the... Yes, that's exactly what it is. How are the two connected dogs? Hold on, hold on, hold on. You like win the race, win a dog? What is the... Yes, that's exactly what it is. So like 12 years ago I moved into a flat that had a border collie
Starting point is 00:21:52 and I absolutely fell in love with him. But I was in no position to ever own one. And 10 years later, it came up in conversation with my partner, well if I were to run a marathon, can I get a border collie? And he said why not? In case the organisers aren't giving a dog, your partner's letting you have a dog. So what kind of training have you done? Were you a runner at the time and how far have you come in the training?
Starting point is 00:22:18 No, so in the past 18 months I've basically turned my whole life around. I've been going to the gym four to five times a week. Get a go. Freak to ones, I've got like a wee running group, I've lost 30 kilos. 30 kilos? I was getting out of breath in the shower, like just showering. I was so upset. Oh my gosh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:39 And the final step to reaching the dream is the Queenstown Marathon. Okay. I love that the final step's not the marathon, it's the doldo. And if you're going to get a border collar, you're going to need to be fit. Those things run around. Okay, wow. And finally to explain their dream, Christy, good morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:22:59 What's your dream? Where do you want to go? My dream is to go to Samoa to my family village. I've kind of struggled with my identity being like half past all my life. So I've been learning more about my Samoan heritage and culture. And I just think that would be a really cool experience and kind of solidify how I feel. Yeah, she wants to go back to the OG. I love that. You know, we're all great ones today.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah, they're all great. I feel though, like the Border Collie, Queenstown Marathon. The amount of work that's gone into it so far. 30 kgs is incredible. Yes, she said she couldn't run 100 metres and now she's done a half. She's training three and four times a week. It's amazing. Well done, Charlotte. The dream seat's yours.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Thank you so much. Finish that mouth, and you got the border collie. Yeah, baby, tag us in some photos so we can see you at the finish line. I'll give you guys some naming rights on the border collie. Oh yeah, I wondered that. Air New Zealand, call them Air New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:24:05 I love that for us. Yes. Promise us you'll get back in touch when you get the dog? Yes, 100 cent I will. Oh, she's gonna be such a great dog, mum. She's done the hard yards. She's proven that she's won the cover. When you earn something, this has just been given it,
Starting point is 00:24:21 it always means more. You know, you appreciate it more. We just introduced that with the Chor chart at home. Buddy had to get ten stickers before he got his Moana boat. It was so painful for us because every day talking about the bloody Moana boat. But when he got it, I want to cry thinking about it. The pride in his little face that he'd earned his Moana boat. It was so special. It's better than a free one. All right, more flights to give away right through to the end of this week. Just tick that he'd earned his Moana boat. It was so special. It's better than a free one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Alright, more flights to give away right through to the end of this week. Just text DREAM to 3343 to register yours and we could be calling you back tomorrow. Moana boat. Do do do do do. Moana boat. Do do do do.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Clint, Megan, Dan. And Ash was telling us in Skinneries today about Charli XX. She's been busy. She's married George Daniel, the drummer from the 1975. They just had a very low key wedding in Hackney Town Hall, a little dress, 20 of their mates and walked up the road to the local Italian restaurant for the reception. That sounds lovely. Dan and I were kicking ourselves after the show and we were chatting with her, oh my god, we missed an opportunity to play our Charlie XX game when she was in
Starting point is 00:25:22 the news. You haven't played this. You haven't had the pleasure. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh my goodness. You know the song she did with Billie Eilish? Guess. You don't have to guess the colour of your underwear. Oh my god. I already know what you've got.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Are you about to make me guess the colour of the underwear that you're wearing? Oh my god, are we that predictable? Oh my god. Oh my god. If you can guess it, you can have it. No thanks. But we've got special intros. Oh my god. If you can guess it, you can have them. No thanks. But we've got special intros.
Starting point is 00:25:48 OK. So there's Billie's on it. She's like, this is Charlie. And I think Billie's on it. It's like a duo. You know this song. Yeah, I know this song. Producer Carl? Ash, it's worth noting that if you guess whoever's underwear, they have to Winnie the Pooh poo the next break which means completely panless
Starting point is 00:26:07 No, I don't want that Okay well then guess who it has to be I want that Okay, here we go Hey Clint are you there? Yeah That's what Billy does Meg can you guess the color of our underwear?
Starting point is 00:26:25 Barnes, Rio, Calvin, Kline's, you probably don't care. Are they tight, loose, lacy, purple, or army green? If you can guess them right, then you might see our peen. Oh, my goodness, mate. That is quite grungy. No, thank you. So you're gonna take a stab at dance. Brand and color.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Well, I actually saw his underwear yesterday for something else that we were filming. Do you think he's changed them? Yeah, so what if he's wearing the same underwear? No, I wouldn't. I would never. I'd always go, did you see the brand though? Cause you wouldn't have seen the top of them
Starting point is 00:26:58 cause I had a turt shirt on. No, but it was kind of multi-coloured. It was like some green and blue. They're lots of different colours. I think she must have had a good look. I don't even remember what colour I was wearing. Yeah, but if you wear... is multi-colour a good answer? I don't need to say the colours. I'd say you have to have the primary colour.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Okay. Okay, Dan, I'm going to say the primary colour of your underwear are green. Okay. Okay, Brands? A what? Oh, come on, if you're going to take our undies off us, you know, you can't make it too easy. Oh, you're like a jockey guy, like nothing fancy, I reckon. OK. You've got one of them correct. OK.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Green alphas. Oh, it's Alpha. Oh, that's K-Mart. Well, I don't know that brand. I don't know Mercedes-Gas. It's just my underwear from K-Mart. She just wears Kelvins and that's it. OK.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Hey Clint, are you there? Clint's too. Okay. Hey Clint, are you there? Clint's too. Yeah. Mick, can you guess the colour of our underwear? Bonds, Rio, Kelvin, Kleins, you probably don't care. Are they small or large or won by somebody famous? If you can guess them right, then you might say I'm a
Starting point is 00:28:05 dance bum. Sorry. God! You weirdos! Okay, let's go. Clips, you knew this was happening today and you're the kind of guy who'd wear your best undies. Oh, true.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Because you wanna, you wanna, he wants the world to think he's classy. I genuinely didn't forget until this morning. He's been known to wear a white, I've seen him wearing white Kelvins before. I was actually, my first thought is white Kelvins. Yeah. But I'm gonna go like a gray Kelvins.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Okay. Oh, gray. I'm unsure. So let's see. Oh my God, it's an off-white Kelvin. Come on, come on, give it to ya. Off-white Kelvin. Clint, Megan, Dan, win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K.
Starting point is 00:28:49 EZ Money. One bar seven on your Tuesday, $10,000 to give away thanks to BNZ. Whether you're flatting, saving to travel or making a career move, BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. You can definitely do that with 10 grand. Ash will give you a letter. She'll hit you up with 10 questions. Every answer must start with that letter. If you can't think of anything, pass as quick as you can.
Starting point is 00:29:11 If we've got time, we'll come back to it. If you get 10, you leave here with $10,000. Andrea joins us this morning. Morning, Andrea. Good morning, guys. God, you sound chipper. I'm so excited. You're in the running you're super. She does hey? Yeah. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:29:26 You're in the running for 10 grand, who wouldn't be in a good mood? Yeah, what are you going to spend it on when you definitely win? I was saying I've got my brother back home who needs a heart transplant, so I'd probably help him with some of his medical bills. Oh my goodness. That's the way, you better win it now or we'll feel bad. Now we feel like dicks if you lose. Alright Andrea, no repeated answers and your time will start when Ash finishes asking you the first question.
Starting point is 00:29:50 You ready? Yep, ready. Your letter is J as in A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N. Alright. Alright. Good luck. Please give me a breakfast item. Juice. A boy's name.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Joe Jordan. Something that moves. Jelly. Something you'd find in the water. Er, pass. A word related to Christmas. Jingle bells. A game kids play. Jenga. Something you'd find in the kitchen. Er, jug. Something you'd find in the kitchen. Jog. Something you write. Path.
Starting point is 00:30:30 A plant. Damn, Andrea you were so good! I thought she was gonna, the whole time I thought she was gonna do it. Andrea, you were so good, everybody was standing up after you got six. We do that thing where we all look at each other and go, we could be on here, we could be on here.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yep. Oh, something you write in a journal. Journal, no, something you write, it could be a joke, a jingle. Oh my goodness me, that was a good showing from you Andrea. Really good. Now, question. Thank you, I appreciate the opportunity.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Andrea said jelly for something that moves and then something in the ocean, have she gone jellyfish? Fine, two different things. Because they're completely different, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry, Andrea, but that was very good. We love you, Andrea.
Starting point is 00:31:10 And honestly, setting healing vibes to your brother for a wonderful recovery. I know that's a big surgery to come back from, so good on you guys. Yeah, thank you, I really appreciate it. Hope you all have a good day. You too, Andrea. What a delightful lady.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Clint, Meg and Dan. We're still talking the country, and rightly so, still talking about our lecker, Halasema. Look at him go! Halasema! It's on! Footwork!
Starting point is 00:31:34 Tri-saber! He's over! With momentum! 19-year-old lad who ended up stealing the game with no more time left on the clock on Sunday night. If you go to the Newcastle Nights Wikipedia page, who we beat, it says that the club is owned by 19 year old Slick Alzheimer. People are so funny. I love people.
Starting point is 00:31:56 It shouldn't be that easy to edit Wikipedia. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. Scandal. A scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal with Ash London. Ever since the David Beckham documentary, we've had this wonderful kind of look into the relationship of Posh and Becks.
Starting point is 00:32:11 And like I said, for so long we thought that she was this kind of super wooden, skinny, boring woman who just ate kale all day and he was this lad. And we're like, what are they even doing together? Since the doco, we kind of have realised, like they're a great match. They are.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Like, they've got great banter, they give each other schtick. You can tell there's so much kind of love in the household. And even though they're billionaires and whatever, they, you know, kind of seem pretty normal. It almost, it almost... You just can't believe everything you read on the cover of those magazines. It's true.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah, and they've had their ups and downs and I think there was an affair and he did admit that but they've come good guys. So I love it when on his socials he just kind of like gives us another little peek into their life at home and this has proved that and I think most guys would have had this happen to them at one point where you've had a bit of a clipper mishap and your wife's given you shtick for it. No one has had a worse one than me I don't think but we'll see what David's been up to. Yeah, got some water here. What have you done? The thing of the clippers fell off my head.
Starting point is 00:33:14 You were trying to give you some kind of haircut. What have you done? It's not funny. Let me see, let me see. I mean the hours of content that the kids have got from this. The clipper head fell off. It does not look good. I'm going to always be honest with you. It looks terrible.
Starting point is 00:33:36 He's got a chunk out. He's got a chunk, but he's still hot. I know, the guy could genuinely, he could get in a fight with a lawnmower and he'd still look hot. The thing that surprised me the most is that he's paying he's not paying to get his hair cut. He's doing it himself. It's just a clipper job though. Like is it can you go to a barber and just say? Depends I guess if you just want to just whip a bit off the top and it's you know fast like the sides
Starting point is 00:33:58 in the back are still kind of all good. My wife did a David Beckham I suppose to me the day before our wedding. I was like oh I'm thinking getting a haircut I think I've left it too late and so she gets the clippers. She's a professional in case you wonder. Yeah but she is frustrated that the day before we're getting married and all the things she still has to do that she's having to do my hair. So and yes I should have organized something early, but anyway, so she's whipping the clippers over my head with the big attachment on it, and she's doing it quite frustratingly fast and hard,
Starting point is 00:34:32 and it doesn't feel fun, and I am just quiet, because I know I'm kind of in the door box, and I almost go, baby, I just want to slow up, because if that clipper attachment comes off, and I was like, no, I won't, it falls off, and she buzzes zero right into the front. Ooh. And then all of a sudden I went from out of the dog box
Starting point is 00:34:50 and she got it. Yeah, it's a good feeling though, isn't it? When the tables turn, you're like, man, it looks shit out, mother. She's like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. So he had to end up combing the middle, which was still long, over the front for the photos. That's why you had to comb over at your wedding.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I wonder why you look so crap in your wedding photos. And if that wasn't embarrassing enough, then he sung his vowels. Oh, shut up. He did not. Shut up, stop it. He didn't. We need to get you the audio.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Meg's heard it, obviously, but we need to play you the audio. No, I can't ever hear that because I can't come back from that. It's the most cringe thing you'll ever hear. It's the original song that me and a musician put together. Think of this, a man with a comb over, singing his vows. Oh my god, I was like walking it, because then after that Ash, I should stop.
Starting point is 00:35:32 No, don't stop. We released like 20 doves into the sky. Oh my god! It was like I lost a bet or something. It's a white person's dream. That is the whitest thing you've ever said. I was so young. I didn't know better. Oh man. I once saw a girl who was a singer, not a famous singer, just like a singing teacher. She wore a Madonna head thing and sang herself
Starting point is 00:36:00 down the aisle. That makes you feel better. It's gotta be worse. Unbelievable. It's gotta be worse. Now, now, it's like I look back at myself when I was younger, it was like two different people, because if I was sitting at a wedding and the groom started singing an original song to his wife, I don't know if I could contain my laughter.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I'd be looking at Dan going, we have to leave, we have to leave now before we ruin this. Unbelievable. I just, I, God, I'd pay good money to be at that wedding. To go back in time. To go back in time, yeah. And be there.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Go back in time. If you had one opportunity, you could go back in time and fix all your past mistakes. No, I'd go back just to see the wedding. Dan gets the DeLorean. What are you doing, random guy that I don't know yet at my reception? You'll find out in 15 years. Who's that? Get my DeLorean and drive off.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Clint, Meg and Dan. If you're wanting a bit of an update and you missed it about Kōrapa State yesterday morning, Meg has had a second baby and she announced it yesterday to a very excited team here at the... I had my second daughter. No! What are you doing? What are you doing, girl? You're the big girl! Order!
Starting point is 00:37:10 Oh, yes! Her name is Miller Lake Ansel. We should be going by Miller or Millie. We're just over the moon. Yeah, so cute. I cried about it like ten times. I kept watching the video. Adrian walked into the room and I'm watching the video again of her telling us and just crying.
Starting point is 00:37:27 You're a mess. I just can't. Babies, man. She's amazing. But we had a bit of a sweepstakes going, didn't we? About the gender, the date of the birth and the weight. And only one person could really win it. Yeah, I had girl lockdown from the get-go.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Never wavered. I was like, she's going to have two girls, girls are the best. Makes sense for Guy as well to have it. He's a girl. He's a real girl dad. He is a. I can't imagine him with a boy. Me neither. What are they gonna do? But I had the date this Thursday, Meg's birthday, 24th, so I thought she was gonna have the baby on her birthday. What a horrible, cruel thing to be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:01 That she's gonna have her son. I thought you liked Meg. I didn't say I wanted to be, I just said that's the way I think it's gonna go. Well none of us at work got it close really, but there was one listener that made a prediction that got very very close. We're gonna get them on the line now. You're getting a call from block number right now or an unknown number, pick it up because if you don't we're going to the next caller. Her name's Mel.
Starting point is 00:38:22 We got your cash. Hello, Melanie speaking. Melanie! Clint, Meg and Dan and Ash here. Her name's Mel. We got your cash. Hello, Melanie speaking. Melanie! Clint, Meg and Dan and Ash here. Or Meg's not here. Good morning. How are you? Good morning. Good. How are you? Yes, Al, you get the card.
Starting point is 00:38:34 She's got the voice of a lady who knows that she's nailed it. I know. There's a real smugness to your voice this morning, Melanie. Oh, I don't mean to be. Mel, do you remember what your guess was? I've got it here but do you remember what it was? Yeah it was I think it was 19th July baby girl and eight pounds seven. Okay and actually Meg had her baby yes 19th of July and yes it was a girl and yes it was eight pound six ounces you were off by one ounce you were the closest You were $500 richer No way
Starting point is 00:39:15 You could read the future Hey Mel, well we've got you since you seem to be quite psychic Do you think um myself Ash or Clint or Dan are gonna have any more kids? a psychic. Do you think myself, Ash or Clint or Dan are going to have any more kids? Are you sensing that? I'm not sure about Clint, but perhaps there's more for the others. You and Mel. Okay. Not together.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Don't you wink at me while you say you remember. She's only scandalous. Yeah, I know. Who knows? Well, Mel said it. She knows. That's incredible from her. I trust Mel. I really trust her. Maybe we need to get you back on if we need to take a stab at anything else
Starting point is 00:39:49 because your record is 100% and unbelievably close. Is it only baby related or do you think you've got psychic abilities in other areas of life, Mel? Well, I'm not sure. Maybe I've opened up a whole new career path. Yeah, maybe you just need to harness your magic. Okay, sorry, I got one last question as well for her,
Starting point is 00:40:07 now that I'm realising Mel's powers. Chances of Dan's contract being renewed next year on the edge. Oh, that's two years away. Yeah, let's not get a depressing warning. Oh yeah, she's like, I don't wanna give him the bad news. Oh. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:21 We've got a show, Nostradamus, which I'm very hot for. We've got the girls, you know some people have like the, you know the hamster that will like tell you what football team's gonna win the grand final. We've got Mel. Is Clint gonna get that pay rise he's pitching for? I'd say so. Yeah, thanks Mel.
Starting point is 00:40:38 So it's good news to you, Clint. That news is gonna be great stuff. Thanks Melody. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. The arguing has already started. Pre feature. The A-Lister list, who deserves to be on it and who does not? I've got three ready for you.
Starting point is 00:40:59 One of them that I'll save to last I think is such an A-Lister that if you disagree Dan we have to maybe count you out of future. I think there's been misconstrued that I don't like the people that I put on the B-list. I think they're all talented and like for instance David Schwimmer who plays Ross on Friends, I put him on the B-list. I still think he's great, he's a great actor, he was probably one of the best actors and friends but he's not an A-lister. Stop you there. So you do think he was out of the six the greatest cast member in terms of his talent, his comedy and everything? I think he was the best actor. But that's not what A-listing is. It's the fame. Would you say Friends is the most well-known TV show in the world?
Starting point is 00:41:39 Yes, but only Jennifer Aniston is an A-lister though. So how can you be the most talented on a show that is the most famous in the world and you're not an A-lister? Because it's an ensemble. As an ensemble, the cast of Friends, A-list. But as solo, only Jennifer Aniston is A-list. I so agree. Oh my god Ash, we should be together. Am I out of the friend zone again? But you're back in the... I was out of it and now I'm out again.
Starting point is 00:42:04 It's hard to keep up with you two. It is hard. Okay so I've got three. Two, the first two are contentious, could be A or B, but the third one I need you to know is an A-lister, okay, for any one standard. Don't lead the witness. Okay first up Margot Robbie. A. A. A. She played... Are they all agreeing? She's Barbie, she's done so many huge films. And Barbie was the one that really elevated her. I think since Barbie, and I think since Wolf of Wall Street, she's kind of been on the up. Since that one scene where she's on the floor. But here's the thing, I do think if she doesn't do anything soon, she could drop the series. No, once you're on, you're on. Someone like Margot, it's contentious in that she could lose it.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Like Michael Jackson's, well he can't because he's dead anyway, but like he can't lose his place. Like Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, if they never did anything else for the rest of their career, they're still A-list. They're goated. Yeah, they're goated. Margot Robbie's not goated yet. I think it's like an Olympic medal. You can't take it off them afterwards
Starting point is 00:42:56 because they didn't compete four years later. But it's more of a hall of fame. Just move on Ash, you'll disagree with everything. Okay, so second, Harry Styles. A. Really? Harry Styles? I think he's B. Not yet, to your argument just before, the power of a group, say the Friends cast, makes
Starting point is 00:43:14 them A and now they've all gone solo so he might have... He's the most famous of all of the one people. Here's the reason I put him at A. He is a household name. Most people, in fact 99.9% of the world would know. If you say Harry Styles, they'd know his name. Well, someone on the streets of India may not. I think they would. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:31 Oh, God, yes. I think they'd know One Direction, but they might not know Harry Styles. He's one of the biggest pop stars in the world, and for that reason, he's an A. I'm very surprised the Dan's so strongly, and they wanted the producers think on Harry Styles. B? He is saying B. B. Yeah, I'm going surprised the dance so strongly. What did the producers think on Harry Styles? B?
Starting point is 00:43:46 He is saying B. Yeah, I'm going B too. Yeah, I think B too. Really? And I love Harry Styles, but I think he's B. Is this the first time that I've gone an A and you guys have disagreed? You just said, Margot Robbie,
Starting point is 00:43:58 if she doesn't do anything soon, she's gonna lose her A-list status. What's Harry been up to for the last two years? He doesn't need to do anything. He's released three great albums. He's goated. Is he the last two years? He doesn't need to do anything. He's released three great albums. Is he goated? I'd say he is close to goated. That is very surprising from you, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:44:12 So we'll discuss Harry Styles next because we can't agree. Yeah, I think we'll have to hear from the people. The third one is the one that I think is so an A that it's not even in contention. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Oh yeah. One of the biggest A's. He's almost the captain of the A-team. I can't believe he wasn't already on the list. He's, I've done a triple A.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Clint's done an ABA. Yeah. Sounds like some sort of like thing you'd get at university, an ABA in economics. Or it's a weird, like it's a bad blood test result. Yeah, that's actually bad. The ABA quarantine. Or an awful band.
Starting point is 00:44:41 So the contention is around Harry Styles today. Whether Harry Styles is A or B. Yeah, please give us your feedback I 100 the edge 3343 someone's already said Harry's been acting he's a movie star and a huge solo musician he's a true but that with none of the acting roles have been like you know break out huge movies before the reprando. Go to a tune when we come back we'll decide whether he officially makes the A-list or is dropped from it forever. Clint put Vince Vaughn today, just remember that.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Look, I reckon if I was here, I probably would have had something to say about that. We moved him to B, didn't make the list, I caved. A, B, C, E, V, F, R, G, L. Who deserves to be on the A-list and who doesn't? Ash is just throwing out a few celebrities, we're debating Harry Styles, but Margot Robbie copping a bit of flack too. Yeah we all thought she was an A and then my husband has texted and there's some swears in here
Starting point is 00:45:32 which oh that's how passionate he is about it. He said Margot is no way an A. Now here's the thing and I set it off here. I've put all three of them Margot Robbie, Harry Styles and Dwayne The Rock Johnson all today. Mm-hmm. I, if I had to take one of them off it would be Margot Robbie. It's Harry. No way. She is more famous than Harry. Come on. Clint you've got her IMDB. Yeah she acted alongside Leonardo DiCaprio and Wolfie Wolfshey alongside Ryan Gosling and Barbie. Like how many massive names does she need to work alongside with to show that she's on the same level?
Starting point is 00:46:09 She played Barbie, like the most iconic, one of the most iconic roles in cinematic history. If that argument's true, Clint, then all the extras that acted alongside Leonardo DiCaprio and Wolf of Wall Street deserve to be A-list. That doesn't make sense. Suicide Squad, you know, like the amount of people
Starting point is 00:46:24 dressed up as Harley Quinn, she's iconic. Okay, let's go to the phones. Because this is where it racked a lot of people up. Jo-Cel, good morning. Hi, good morning. So you're debating both Margot and Harry being at A. You think they're in B. Yeah, I think Margot will be, because
Starting point is 00:46:59 I haven't seen her do like drama and I think with, if you put an actor as an A-lister, they should have flexibility in terms of they've done comedy, drama or adventure. Yeah, and with Harry Styles, I've only seen like, I only think of one movie. Salamat Josel, Salamat Balam. Just speaking to Garlog there with my girl, Josel Akatosh, she's Filipina. That is amazing. Yeah, you are. Wait, where have you got Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Josel? I think he's also maybe B. Oh, get out, you're done, you're done. Now once you call in the rock a B,
Starting point is 00:47:26 we can't listen to any of your other opinions. That's- Yeah, sorry to tell you. What does she want, at A, he's not the rock. Credibility lost. I think there is, this really, really surprises me. There's a lot of texts coming through saying that Harry Styles is a B.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I put him in an A-lister. Lou, you have the final say. Why? Because it's kind of 50-50. No, it is, do you look at the text, it's kind of 50-50. What do you think Harry Styles is? A-lister, B-lister. An A. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:47:55 And what's your reasoning behind that, babes? I just think he's really popular. I don't even really like the guy. Oh, me neither. Thanks. He hates you too, babe, you tell me. Lou, why has Dan given you the final say? Why couldn't we give it to Kate who said,
Starting point is 00:48:07 Harry couldn't be any more B-list if he tried it, didn't even know he acted. Yeah, but it's cause his movies weren't really good. Do you guys also wanna know what it's like working with Dan behind the scenes when we go to a song? Take a listen to some behind the scenes audio that are recorded of Dan secretly, and I hope we caught all the beeps.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Everybody would know who he... My mum went to his f***ing potse. She's seven... And I didn't. I'd say Harry's more of an A-lister than Margot. What's he f***ing with? He's just going, David Trimmer's best, eh? You guys love David Trimmer?
Starting point is 00:48:37 F***ing David Trimmer, f***ing the a**es. And that was tame compared to most rounds. That's how passionate we get behind the scenes. And that was tame compared to most rounds. That's how passionate we get by. It's like we're not on air now Dan. Almost when we go on air we have to take back our passion a little bit. But yeah, Clint, honestly. The only A thing about Harry is how you spell it.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I think that's about it. Well there's an A in Harry. Yeah, and that's as close as he gets. Oh my god, that really shocks me that you think that Harry Styles is a B Clint and you put bloody Vince Horner today. Do you know why it is? He's jealous. He is, he is.
Starting point is 00:49:14 All he's ever wanted to do is be in a boy band. Someone else has done it before him and bigger and better and he's jealous. Yeah, he is. He just can't be happy for Harry's success. Okay, bang on. I will only, if you. Okay, bang on. I will only...
Starting point is 00:49:26 If you decide Ash, based on what you've taken in on texts and calls, and you decide it's A, then I'll stand by that. But I don't like Dan just taking a call that agrees with him and goes, final say. I do think Harry is B. And I love Harry, big fan. But looking at the texts and calls, we have to go A. And we're the People's Show, we have to do what the people want. I know, and I'm a man of the people. You are.
Starting point is 00:49:48 I said A. It's a man of the people. Voting Vince Vaughan in an A. Let's remember. Let's just remember that when he lost all credibility. Yes. And you know what, the fact that Harry Styles has been a successful boy band member and solo artist, something that you wanted to do and never did, that's not his fault.
Starting point is 00:50:03 So today... You can't hold that against him, babe. Let's put a line in the sand. Today was the first time we ever got three A-listers. Yeah. Okay. No more swearing by the things from you, please, Dan. This is not good.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Don't piss me off anymore, alright? My mum always told me, be careful what I hang out with. Yeah. First off, I'm a bad influence. Clint. Megan, Dan, win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. E-Money. Kia ora, good morning. Let's give away $10,000 all thanks to BNZ.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Ash is going to give you a letter. You must give us 10 answers starting with that letter in 30 seconds. And if you do, 10 grand straight into your bank account. No repeated answers. If you can't think of anything past and if we've got time We'll race back to it as quick as we can playing this morning is Kelly. It's her husband's birthday She says she'll spend the whole $10,000 on her hubby if she wins it. Hey Morning Cal. Hello. How are you? Yeah good. Is that true? You're gonna spend the whole amount of money on your husband
Starting point is 00:51:01 I just say the whole amount. I don't amount, I think I get an award for being wife of the year or something. Obviously. He can have socks and jocks for 50 bucks. And then $9,950 for Kelly, because she's the true hero of the fam. Nothing wrong with socks and jocks. Alright Kelly, big breath in, slow breath out. Let's calm the nerves and let's get this done. Your letter today, Kelly, is P. P for Papa Bear. P. Yep. Papa Bear.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Papa Bear, okay. Yeah, or Papa or, you know. You understand, don't you, Kelly? I do, peanut butter. Dush white, babes. All right, can I please have a herb or spice? Primrose, does that count? Yep, a movie franchise.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Oh, Puff. A flower. Puff. Oh dear. A brand. Shit. That's not a brand, starting with P. Puff. Yeah, a European country.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Did you say Poland? Fantastic. Something in the fridge? My peanut butter? There we go, we'll take that. Yeah, babe. If any of the questions were something you do in a rugby league game, jeez, you would have got three. Yeah, that's very good. There's no way to sugar coat that cow. That was a shocker, if I'm honest. A herb or spice, paprika, pepper, a movie, pitch perfect, pirate to the Caribbean,
Starting point is 00:52:26 a flower, poppy, peony, a brand, pansy, Panasonic, Pepsi, Puma, Pringles, Porsche. Yeah. Don't rub it on her face. It is a lot harder when you're doing it. That's what they say. That's what they say. Yeah, that's what they say.
Starting point is 00:52:39 I mean, you gave it your best shot, Kelly, and you know what? It wasn't enough. You can't take that away from me. No it wasn't. Hey well you hope your hubby has a great birthday. There are a lot of incredible things you can get for him that are entirely free.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Yep. Girl, you know what we're, you know babe. Little Es and Kars, we'll work it out. Hey Kelly, is Harry Styles an A-lister or a B-lister? B-lister. She's gone. I'm glad she lost. No prize for Kelly.
Starting point is 00:53:12 If only she'd been that quick with her answers during Easy Money. She knew straight away that he was a B-lister. We wanted P, not B, Kelly. Back again, 3 o'clock this afternoon with hijabos. Your chance to win 10k. She was lovely though. She was lovely. I feel mean paying up on her now.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Clint, Megan Tan, Stinky Boop. We're talking adult hobbies. Your husband has one. He golfers his hobby because he's not taking it like proper serious. No. As a partner of someone that likes to golf, are you pro or anti his hobby? I'm very much pro, but I think it has a lot to do with the kind of person Adrian is. He works very hard, he has high standards for himself, he doesn't do a lot of things
Starting point is 00:53:50 for himself, whereas I'm the queen of doing things for myself. So having him, and he does it well, he'll leave at 6am on a Saturday to go play and he's back by 12 or 1. But do you love it because then you go cool, now I get 6 hours to do something. Sometimes I don't, no I've got a parent, but sometimes I'll be like, alright, six hours and I kind of put it on the tally so that if I then want to go and have some girl time he can't. You've got some bank.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Yeah. But he comes back a happier person and I think it's good for him to like, because guys don't get together and chat about their, you know. And then what, so then he hangs out with you and then just slowly gets more and more depressed and then he has to golf again and go away from you to Thomas Cut. That's an interesting way to look at that. I would say that life in general is getting him down.
Starting point is 00:54:31 All right. Maybe having to work with you clowns every day. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's us Clint. Yeah. Okay. All right, what do you got? What's your hobby? Niamh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Morning Niamh. Hi. Hi. Tell us your hobby. I am 22 years old and I love sewing. So I make all my own clothes for work and everything. Oh my goodness, that's amazing. How much does it cost you to like, if you wanted to make a skirt for work, how much would it cost in raw materials?
Starting point is 00:54:57 Oh, fabric is probably on average like $20 to $25 a metre. I go to a lot of the op shops and find old bedsheets. Do you? Oh my god! No, that's fantastic. Shut up! Get off it! Nev, you've got to be wearing a skirt that used to be some old dude's bitch.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Not everyone gets free clothes delivered to them every week for Instagram, Clint. No one is that tight that they need to be wearing an old bedsheet that's some like uni student. I love it. We've got one planet and we need to take care of it. Niamh, I think that's bloody fantastic. And a show talent because if I did it I'd end up like it'd be a skirt at the start of the day and by 3pm it's a loincloth. Like the stitching had come undone. I want you to rock up to work like Homer Simpson in Amumu. Amumu? Like the stitching had come and done. I want you to rock up to work like Homer Simpson in a moomo. A moomo.
Starting point is 00:55:45 I want you to treat yourself. Can we get her to play Easy Money tomorrow morning at seven? If she won $10,000, imagine what that girl could do with it. She loves making sheets into skirts. Don't take away the love of the hobby. That's fine. It's not about her looking the best. It's about the knowledge that she's made it.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Sam, this is your husband that has a hobby. Oh I would not say husband yet Okay, so it's not marrying people it's not his hobby Touchy subject it seems okay Sam Don't mention the marriage take two So he plays a away which is age of Empires. It's like a computer game. Yep. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I remember it. And is it one of those ones where they talk to each other through the game? Yes, and he's a professional rugby player and this is his outlet. So this is his chill time. And that's good. I think when it becomes,
Starting point is 00:56:40 like it takes over from your relationship, the gaming, and he's healthily playing it, you think? Oh, yeah. I mean, one time it kind of got like every day, but now he does it like once a week with all the boys. It's like pretty cool. How does he have time as a professional rugby player? Like what level is he at?
Starting point is 00:56:58 Uh, super rugby. Oh, what team does he play for? The Blues. He plays for the Auckland Blues. Wow. But when you're a professional sports person, that means you're healthy, you're moving your body. What teams do you play for? The Blues. He plays for the Auckland Blues. But when you're a professional sports person, that means you're healthy, you're moving your body, so I think you're allowed to sit on your butt and play video games. And finally PJ, you've recently joined a new hobby.
Starting point is 00:57:17 What is it? Um, hey guys, it's arm wrestling. Oh no, I've seen too many fail videos to want to get into that. Yeah. Does it get competitive? It's actually very uncommon to break your arm in arm wrestling. Yeah. You wouldn't say that though.
Starting point is 00:57:33 So tell me about, is it a league, like how did you find your people PJ of arm wrestlers? One of the guys at Rugby was actually doing it and I just went with him to one of the trains and cycled it since. How do you train for arm wrestling? Oh there's lots of arm work you can do. Yeah you pretty much match up against another guy on the table and start falling. How much arm work are you doing do you reckon a week Dan? Me? Oh I do very very little I try to do a bit every day but I mean it's not definitely the arm work I'm doing is not building muscle put it that way. PJ thank you so much for the call I will say there
Starting point is 00:58:10 are so many different hobbies coming through to the fact that like there's some great suggestions Pokemon cards has come through adult playing maybe better than Pokemon someone else was saying they you know we used to go and catch fake Pokemon there's a guy who's got an app where when you see a bird you take a photo of it and it registers the bird on the app and there's like hundreds to collect. Gotta catch them all. Yeah, I have that with the plants.
Starting point is 00:58:32 So it's like an app when you see a plant that you don't know what it is, it's called Pitch Adess, and you scan it and it tells you what it is, if it's toxic, if it needs water, it's very addictive. This is a segment called Tell Us Your Hobby, not Bore us to death. Get stuffed, remote control boy. I don't yucky or yum.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Get him. Jesus. Clint, Megan, Dan. The Truth Booth. If you've got a secret you've been sitting on that nobody knows about but you've decided it's time to get it off your chest, join us in The Truth Booth. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous I get so nervous if you're nervous you imagine how Jake feels. Good morning Jake. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Nice, so calling from across the Tasman this is a trans Tasman secret. Did you have to move countries after this? No no no I haven't gotten down that path yet. Jake, give us the top line of this secret, just a little tasty morsel, an introduction, if you will. I was a male stripper for years in Aussie and New Zealand, but there's something I used to get asked to do that if ever came out, could absolutely ruin lives. Wow. Okay, did you have any regrets about the thing that you've done, the truth bomb? could absolutely ruin lives. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Did you have any regrets about the thing that you've done? The truth bomb? There was always regret after the first one and every single time once I did it, it's always a regret. Okay, wait, before you tell us what it is, because I'm dying to know, you said the first time and then the time after that.
Starting point is 01:00:03 How many times do you think you did this thing? 12. 12 times okay you're in the truth booth Jake as a stripper what did you do 12 times that nobody knows about that would ruin lives if they found out? I got paid to have sex with the brides to be on their hands party. Oh wow. He was paid on occasion to have sex with the bride the night before. But who's paying? Yeah who was paying? Like the bridesmaids or the bride Jake? Both. Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Wow. I can see how that would destroy life. Wow. There's so many questions. One last spin eh? You think this would happen to the men, right? This is the thing, you think, oh yeah, the groom, he may have had a couple, but you don't, as a woman, this is shocking. Oh, wait, don't do these, you got any questions? We'll put them to Jake next
Starting point is 01:00:56 and find out how this happens. Is it still happening? And is anyone else curious to see how much money you can make doing that? Yeah, desperately. It's next, with the Truth Booth on the edge. If you've got a secret you've been sitting on that no one knows, we would love to hear your truth bomb in The Truth Booth. We've just heard from Jake who was a stripper. I'm not sure if he still is, but he earned a lot of money doing it.
Starting point is 01:01:22 He just told us that he was paid to sleep with brides before the wedding. Wow. Now Jake, I mean, how many times were you propositioned for extra services? Uh, 12 times. 12 times, okay. And in a sort of average amount, what are you charging for the extracurricular stuff? I was charging them anywhere between five grand to 10 grand. Must be good. I couldn't charge that.
Starting point is 01:01:45 That's a good friend. Especially once by the minute. That's a thousand dollars each. It is five girls. Oh Jesus. So how does it happen Jake? So you strip at their hens do or something and then they catch fields. They proposition you and then you go it's going to be five grand and they go sure.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Yeah, anywhere between five grand to ten grand. Wow. That's good money. How many of the brides that you slept with then went on and got married to their husband and are now keeping that secret? Yeah. All 12? Yeah, all of them.
Starting point is 01:02:12 Wow. What are you doing now out of interest? I work in the healthcare sector now, so I'm a nurse. Wow, you're helping people also? Yeah. How long did it take you to develop any sort of guilt about what you were doing, or did you ever feel guilty? Oh I felt guilty straight away after the first problem and then...
Starting point is 01:02:31 And the second and the third and the fourth and the fifth. Yeah but it's like consenting adults. It's too adults. We don't blame Jack. Have you seen any of them in public after it? Like any of the 12 you've been like passing by, like, oh yeah, we shagged. Yeah, a couple. Oh! At times they've been by themselves and we decided to like keep in contact
Starting point is 01:02:52 so that way the husband doesn't find out or work out and all kind of stuff. And then we might bump into each other again with the partner and the partner might, or the husband might ask, so how do you guys know each other? And then we say that we knew each other from work and stuff and then go from there.
Starting point is 01:03:09 That's not really lying, I guess, technically, that's the truth. If I was you, I'd be emailing the woman and being like, I want another 10 grand or I'm blowing this wide open. Yeah. Does it feel better getting it off your chest, Jake? I mean, for those that are listening to this,
Starting point is 01:03:22 going, oh man, I got a secret, just like Jake's, would you recommend sharing it, does it feel better? I do feel better getting it off my chest, but these things do happen. I do feel a bit uneasy as well, because you never know, it's over, someone recognised my voice. Wait a minute, I know that guy.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I ran into him with my wife the other day, and she said they know each other from work. Yeah. Yes. She's ran into her before. No thanks Jake. Man, what a closet that ran into her before. No thanks, Jake. Man, what a closet that is. 12 people can fit in that one.
Starting point is 01:03:49 And I, as a woman, that's so shocking to me. Yeah. If you're having your hands do like a week before the wedding, like cheating a week before? To be fair, he's just doing the coin. Yeah, I mean, Jake's just doing- I mean, no judgement to him. What he's doing, he's not the one who's then going
Starting point is 01:04:01 and committing his life to somebody else and doing all his vows like seven days later. Yes, what about the friends though? Like my friend I can't imagine where my friends approach a stripper and say hey and then like get together to You know you were single at the time a Jake Yeah, well similar time. I'm I'm now happily married. Oh does your now wife know about your escapades that you just shared with us? Oh does your now wife know about your escapades that you just shared with us? Oh she does. Oh yeah good on you.
Starting point is 01:04:27 You're an open book now. Yeah I respect that about Jake. Yeah good on you Jake. Thanks so much for sharing that. That would have taken a lot of guts. Cheers mate. Cheers thank you. Holy shit you made it the whole way through.
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