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Episode Date: March 22, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with talk of Easter leave, Auckland FC and celebrity news, including Pussycat Dolls reunion awkwardness, Justin Timberlake’s released DUI bodycam footage, and an apology from Chappell Roan after a fan encounter. The show features “More or Less” on celebrity jail time, EZ Money for $10,000, and free-fuel giveaways as prices hit over $4/L. A listener AMA reveals how she and her husband started swinging with clear boundaries. Megan shares an anniversary night derailed by pricey Uber Eats, and the team honors Chuck Norris with joke battles. They debate wedding gifts when invites say “your presence is present enough,” run “Beat That Coincidence,” and spotlight Monique’s claim she can detect missing puzzle pieces by shaking the box. 00:00 Show Kickoff and Easter Plans01:36 Flex Factor and Sports Hype06:31 Dan at Auckland FC10:06 More or Less14:30 First Caller Teacher Sickie18:30 Naughty 640 Anniversary Fail22:07 Overthinkers Fart Science...24:54 EZ Money 10K Game26:45 Ask Me Anything - Swinging31:28 Unique Relationship Confessions35:34 Chuck Norris Tribute39:38 Celebrity Scandals Recap44:16 Carlae Tickets Giveaway53:15 EZ Money Challenge55:41 Puzzle Box Superpower01:02:44 Fuel Wheel Giveaway01:06:27 Beat That Coincidence

This is a podcast from Rover. Is back in the best way. Make sure your 2026 is kept on. Here's Clint Meg and Dan. Good morning, bang on 6 o'clock. Monday. Last four week? Until after Easter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you got it. You know what? It has come up quick, hasn't at Easter? Hey, be one of the smarty pants. Take the four days off after Easter and you get 10 days off. Two later, isn't it? Yeah, well, unless you've got a cool boss.

There are a lot of cool bosses out there, Meg. our boss. I reckon if we went up to our boss today and said, can we have it off? We've already got it off. Good. Yeah. Megan and I have organised. Yeah, don't worry about it. It's just me that week you guys are off. That's going to be a shocker of a week. Dan said, on Friday, if you two were sick, I think I'd just go home.

You can't do that. You can't do that. They're not going to want me spreading all my bloody stuff on air, are they? Hey? All right, seven o'clock this morning. We've got a nice. me anything with a listener of this show who has started swinging with her husband, husband, eh? Yeah, I think, yeah, hubby, hubby, hubby?

Well, that's not swinging, is it? That's just a normal relationship. No, her and her husband is swinging. Oh, right, so they're going with other couples. Swinging with him, yeah. Yes, yes. How does that happen? I mean, I know we've heard of swingers and all the rest of it before,

but I guess it's the how do you dabble into that world initially before you're full-blown swinging all over the show? What, do you like to know, Clint? He's trying to find it. That's what I've got her on. I think it's Dan who's got the most written down questions? Yeah, I just want to run them past Hannah when I get home. She said yes to everything.

And also Flex Factor at 8 o'clock this morning. Monique, God, she's still teasing us with her talent. And even though she didn't show up last week, we think she's worth pursuing. One more chance, I reckon, to show off. Her amazing skill. I mean, it is a good skill if we can get it. It's the best. It's the best.

Yeah. Oh, and up the wires. 3 and O. Absolutely top of the table. Apparently, apparently we did an amazing game. The first time and, or the only time we've ever done it. Second time in 31 years. Incredible. Yeah. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh my gosh.

About to jump into your 6am throwback Us versus the playlist. Miss Elliott in the mix currently. Ooh. Went to the table. Go on. I saw on the weekend the Pussycat dolls are going viral. well the three of them, you know how I told you they're coming back?

Yeah. Come back, three of them. They had this interview, and I don't know if you guys saw it, but everyone's laughing because, like, how did they not prep for this question? They were asked by the, I guess, the host saying, hey, so how come you guys decided to just do three of you and didn't get, you know, the other three girls? Because they have spoken out about, like, wishing they were involved as well. Yeah. And Nicole Schuzener just froze under live TV. She had nothing to say.

she was like I what I you know Oh she did And she had like full freeze And then she goes Well you know women These days And like nothing to say And then one of her other co-stars

Yeah these days what Yeah and then she had nothing It just stopped And so one of the other one of the singers I think her name's Kimberly She had to take over It was a full freeze in headlights moment They don't get along eh

Well I don't know It sounds like Nicole's gone I'll come back But not with those three Those three are they gonna be there Exactly sounds like But he just asked them, Hoynblank, and it didn't seem like he was one of those mean hosts

trying to get some of the other of them. I just can't believe they didn't have a prepped quiz answer. It was completely freezing headlights, so I thought maybe we could play one of Bucci Kato's songs. Yeah. I mean, there's not many other options today, the only other option. I get up to my son.

I don't you keep running. Don't you wish a girlfriend was hot like me? That's all that bangers, don't they? Yeah, that one made famous from the, Eddie Murphy movie, Norbert. Oh, yes, the famous, the famous Eddie Murphy films. It's actually one of the kids' most favorite films. I always want to watch Norbert with Respicious or something.

Eddie Murphy plays, sorry, him, his girlfriend, Andy plays the Chinese man who owns the restaurants. Right. It's just different back then. That's where you should leave it, Clint. You're not going to introduce your kids to it here. But you just let us know when you finish talking about Norbert, and I'll continue.

I think I am now. Okay, good. Okay, the only other option today was Celine Dion back in 19. 96 we probably wouldn't play it but she went number one with her song because you loved me which is you know what one of my favorite songs of all time and i remember i had a huge crush on Celine D on when it came out you still have a huge crush on selene deal you would have mean about eight nine yeah i think even maybe young yeah about eight alive as a Celine banger the kids and i've been getting into just you know when you're driving home late from someone's

house and my daughter always go can you put some Celine on yeah oh god she's got good taste that girl Celine's birthday coming up. Maybe we do need to, like, think about it hit the spot for Celine's on the 10th. Yeah. What is she going to be 80? Oh, shut up. You know what? She's not even 60, Clint.

Whatever. Thank you very much. I think she'll be 58, 59 this year. Can't be. Can't be. She's not around forever. 50? Wow, she's going to be 58 this year.

Yeah. Yeah, next week. This time next week, actually, it's a Monday. 58 years young. So, yeah, I reckon we do play. Piscat dolls. Yeah. I don't need a man.

Yeah. That's the one. That's the one. It's the one. It's a bit more like a vibe for her. Yeah. Get you up and about on your Monday. She also doesn't need a publicist or a peer.

That's all the other three girls. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Maybe we'll try to grab that audio because Meg was just playing it to us. Nicole Scherzinger, yeah. She did not have an answer for why the other three girls are not joining the group. Yeah, I do feel like it's her saying as a woman today is going to become what say when you have nothing. And she's like, and Dan made a good point.

She goes, well, listen. We're listening. But you're not speaking. Everybody's going, okay, what do you got to say here? Nicole? She goes, um, as women? As women today, and then someone else takes over. Because there's too many pauses. To be fair, I think she was just a deer stuck in headlights.

Didn't have a prepared answer and had nothing. Because you couldn't tell the truth, which I don't know, I guess people are assuming is, we don't get long and we just couldn't be bothered with the drama of six skills when we can just do a reunion with three. Yeah. Thanks. I went to the football over the weekend guys, Auckland FC. I saw your post with your life. Yeah, so Hannah,

my wife, she works for two degrees and so she got like this thing where we could go and sit side of, like the side of the pitch. Wow, really cool. And stood there and it was incredible. Like we got to go around the field. Clint texted me, he was like, how did you get that? You know where they have like the blue racing seats? Like so the

players and the coaching staff all sit in like the dug out effectively. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And sitting, Dan was walking and sitting in the chairs. Yeah, at half time they let me sit in the chair. It was warm from a sweaty player. I sat down and said, oh, it's still warm. It was incredible. It was such a great game.

We lost. So it wasn't as good. So thanks for that, Dan. Yeah, sorry about that. First games, Dan's gone too. I saw people in town lining. I was lost in five weeks. Lining up to, like, hold a trophy, something to do with the football.

Oh, is the English Premier League trophy? It's doing the rounds at the moment. Producer, Carl. Isn't that supposed to be coming into the studio today? Is it today? Yeah, this afternoon. Wow. So I don't know how you're going to interview a trophy, but it is coming in.

It's going to be quite cool. Oh my goodness, mate. Yeah, it's the British Premier League. English Premier League. My husband was excited just to see it. I know, so I think it's coming in. And so we, being able to hold it up above our heads and just, I mean, the closest we'll ever get.

The guys in my football team would be so jealous. I had an idea. I said to Carl, because he told me it was coming in. I said, what if we hold it? And then in front of the security guard, man, pretend to drop it. I wonder what he did. Do you think they'd, like, taser us? or something.

Do you want to be tasting? Do you want to be bending up? Would it win us an award of sorts? You do anything. You'd do anything. Yeah, well, could we drink something out of it? I don't know. There's something we could...

I think you have to earn the right to drink champagne out of the trophy. I think you have to win the league. What if we don't tell them? What if they bring it in? We say, leave it with us for five minutes. It would be a great thing to have for, you know, if you ever need to play two truths, one lie. And you'd be like, I've drunk champagne out of the English Premier League trophy.

That would be cool. And you'd be like, surely not. Yeah. I mean, that's your dream, Clint. Any trophy you could drink. I don't mean just drinking pre 10 a.m. Yeah, that is the stream. I'll just put a hynaker in it.

Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, so Auckland FC's second on the table. So still doing very well, but they really needed a win there, and they went down 2-1 in the weekend. It was great vibes. There wasn't as many people there as normal because apparently Symphony, a lot of crossover between Auckland FC and Symphony fans.

And so a lot of them went to that same night. It felt like that was all over my feed. Yeah. Ash London, we're in with her producer Sam who, my God, that girl can drop it low. Gosh, I saw her drop it layer, like, spin the splits. My goodness me. Wow.

You could do the splits, me. I used to be, yeah, yeah, I could get pretty close, but I can't jump into them like she can. You know, when I was on Dancing with the Stars, I practiced doing the splits every single week because I thought, if I make the finale, that's going to be my move. I'm just going to hit the split.

Don't get close. Oh, we can give you a redemption right now. 10 weeks of practice. Still nothing. I just think some people can't do it. It doesn't matter how much you practice. There's something for next week. Well, Clint, before we go on holiday, Clint does the splits.

His redemption for dancing with the stars. Yeah, I tried so hard. I tried so hard to do it. Wouldn't have mattered anyway. I got kicked out before the final dance. Yeah, we know. We know. Imagine you finally get to do the splits.

And they're like, sorry, mate, you're out. You could just do the splits there and then. Just in the audience. As he gets kicked out. All right. All right. 16 past six. Up next, Mick's got a more or less for us.

And then we'll get into first call of the day if you want a voucher to go spend and store at Z looking for some free fuel. We've got a few chances actually. Over $4 a leader in some parts of Auckland over the weekend. Incredible. That is mental.

Clint Megadam. Lesh goal. All right, time for more or less. Different topic every morning. You just have to guess the first option is more or less than the second. Good luck team.

Yes, we all need it. All right, my darling boys, this morning, we are inspired by Justin Timberlake's video that came out of his footage where he got arrested for drunk driving. We'll be talking about that more later in the show, but this morning. So how long ago was that in real life and it's only just being released now?

I think it was like a year or so ago. Wow, I think over a year. Has he kept it out of the media this long? To be fair, and in America that's a big thing because everything is released. To be fair, he did it wrong. He shouldn't have been drink driving. No, I agree. But I will say this, a lot of people giving him shit because he was mean to the...

I think he was very polite to the police officers and very... It's just really embarrassing, isn't it? There was no, like, do you know who I am? even though he said my name's Justin Timberlake. And then the guy goes, who? And he's like, Justin Timberle. Oh, God, yuck, yuck, yuck. Obviously not an in sync fan.

All right, boys, to more or less, how long is a celebrity spent in prison? Oh, I love that. Okay. Good? Okay, here we go. Hugh Grant or Felicity Huffman, who spent long growing prison?

Hugh Grant was, I think, for, he was seeing a prostitute. Sex with a... And Felicity ended up trying to, like, cheat her kids' grade. That's right. Bribed the school or something. Should we go Felicity? Yeah, I think Felicity, probably longer for that.

Yeah, 11 days. 11 days. Hugh Grant got zero here to pay $1,180 and participate in an AIDS education program. That's right. Good on them. They did not have to serve these time. I think I'd rather do the 11 days. Sorry, not good on them.

Tim Allen, who is from Home Improvement and also the voice of Woody. Woody? No, no, no, no. The other one. Oh, yeah, buzz right, yeah. True, Tom Hanks is Woody. So Tim Allen or Lindsay Lowen. Who's been longer in prison?

What? Tim Allen went to prison? Yeah, Lindsay Lohan, I think, went for, she went for like 11 day, 10 or 11 days. Lindsay would have been longer. Yeah, Lindsay longer. Incorrect, boys. Tim Allen went to prison for two years.

What? That must have been before he was famous. Different Tim Allen. Tim Allen was imprisoned for drug trafficking at age 25. Yeah, before he was on home improvement. Oh, wow. Can you believe that? I found out this morning

as well when I was Googling. Isn't that incredible? Surely they check his criminal record and they don't think he's the dad for this cute family of three boys that like, you know, works on. He was sentenced to three, for three to seven years

and in the end only spent two, but for Lidz Loan, served two weeks. But maybe he was on home detention and home improvement. That's why he was home so often. They just never filmed his ankle bracelet. Yeah, I know.

That shot me too. All right, what about Robert Downing Jr. Or Sean Penn? He's spent longer in prison. Now Robert Downey Jr. I've seen his mug shots. Mm-hmm. And he was in prison. Drug possession?

Drug possession. And he was really into his drug, wasn't he? Yeah, it depends how famous he was. Because famous people seem to get a slap on the wrist. But Sean Penn also seems like a bit of a bad boy. Sean less famous. I feel like he couldn't just get a slap on the wrist. Should he go Downey Jr.?

Longer? Longer? Correct. Yeah. 15 months for drug possession. Sean Penn's 60 days for punching somebody in the face. Sean punching so accidentally? No, no.

No, no. he punched an extra on a lot of a sense. Oh, that's awkward. Oh my God. I'd love to find. Carl, can you find the story? The person they got punched in the face-based Sean Penn.

Yeah. And then get him on. Okay. Next. I was just working on Tim Allen, actually, so yeah, I can get the other guy to him. No, I dropped Tim. Final one.

Martha Stewart or Mark Wahlberg. Martha Stewart was in for years. No, she only spent five months in prison, but you are right. She was longer. 45 days for Mark. Yeah. There go, boys.

What a Marky, Marky, Mark again. in prison for? I think his was assault as well. Mark in prison. Oh no no, yeah. He attacked two Vietnamese men with a stick and then stole their alcohol. Oh my goodness. Why did you have to mention now Vietnamese? Because that's the story.

Oh, right. Was he in Vietnam? In prison. Let me read it to you. I just read it before. Mark Wilberg served 45 days in Deer Island House of Creation in Massachusetts after assaulting two Vietnamese men with a stick while attempting to steal alcohol. God, with a stick as well. What is the guy's up to?

He's going to steal alcohol He's Michael Warburg Yeah I also still don't understand Why they've had to say They were Vietnamese Just say two minutes Seems odd

Anyway The Clint Meg and Dan Podcast First goal of the day We are talking to Anastasia Morning Anastasia Hi, Kaine

How are we? Hey, good Anastasia Do you know who this is? Clint Meg and Dan No, I know who the song. The song, do you know who the song is? Oh, no. Really?

I did think so. I heard the youth in your voice and I bet you don't even know this Anastasia. Yeah, this is Anastasia. She was in the early 2000s, late 90s. She's got your name. You should know her. Oh, does she sing? That song? She's blonde, right?

Yes, correct. Yeah, she always wears, like, colored glasses as well. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but no, I don't really. know her. Oh wow. Fair enough. You've called through. You're a high school teacher.

Which school are you teaching at, Anastasia? I can tell you off air because I've actually called in sick today. Oh, naughty, naughty, naughty. What happens when you call in sick as a teacher? Do you have to organize your own, like, substitute? They just roll in the TV. Yeah. Yeah, you have to kind of organize everything

has happened to, like, it sucks just as much, right? I remember when I lived with a teacher, and when she was, like, sick on her deathbed, basically. She was still prepping the whole day for what the kids had to do. It's not really a day off. Yeah, it's still the same. Yeah. Are you one of these teachers, Anastasia, that, like, once you've prepped one year,

are you just cookie cutter it for the same next year? Or do you do different lessons every year? Um, kind of cookie cutter, but also you kind of work with the kids that you've got. Yeah. So you have the same, you know what you're supposed to be teaching because you have to follow the same curriculum. Sure. But then if you come up with a really cool idea, you can kind of chop and change it.

And sometimes you can put it towards the kids to be like, hey, this is what we have to learn. How do you want to learn it? Yeah, cool. So you've called it in sick. What are you doing today instead of just being sick? I'm actually going to visit a friend who's flown over from America. Fun. That is cool.

Okay. Oh, wow. Okay, wait. So you've been admitting to pulling like a proper, like, sick. Yeah, you're not actually sick. It's impossible to get a day off as a teacher that isn't in school holidays. It's so balsy to then not only do that, but then call the radio station and admit that. We like you.

Well, Anastasia, right now, what would you say to the people that are listening? There will be some of them that are going, you get enough time off, Anastasia. And now you're having another day. What are you going to say to them? Now is your time. We do so much planning and prep behind the scenes. Agreed. Like, I would gladly switch jobs for one day with anyone that says that to be like, step into my shoes, see what we do.

One more question. You sound quite young. How old are you? I'm 31 Oh you said you've got a very young voice But a high school teacher at 31 Still feels like I don't know

I feel like it'd be full on Is it boys and girls or is it single sex? Yeah Yeah It's a co-ed Wow Yeah Or you do an amazing job

I mean looking after my own two kids Is hard enough sometimes Looking after 30 others That are mine 18 year olds or 17 year olds Yeah you need all the holidays you can get But one time my class made Our teacher cry

She was an old lady named Mrs Prescott I remember she cried and walked out of the room because it was so horrible. Isn't that mean? Kids ever made you cry yet, Anastasia? No, no. Kids have never made me cry.

I've made kids cry. Oh, God. What a teacher. You're like a brilliant teacher. Yeah, great. Lucy Goosier, I'll be Anastasia. We get a voucher out to you. Thanks to our show, sponsor, Zed.

If you're not sorted for lunch, they've got delicious salads for only 890. I like her. Yeah, right? It's brutally honest. It's my kind of person. Yeah. Good honor.

Do you know where you stand? Have a day off. To call us and tell us having sickies outrageous. People will recognise her voice. Supposedly, no. Maybe that's the way she doesn't know Anastasia, the artist, because maybe it's a fake name. She's not a big fan.

All right, coming up next. Mick's got a 90640 for us. Ah, yes. It's my anniversary over the weekend, boys. What was it? Lucky guy. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky B.

Load up the sexy music, Clint. It's time to get naughty at 640. The wedding anniversary over the weekend. Your wedding anniversary. How many years is it now? Six years. God, you guys. 12 years together.

Yeah. Ordinary the 7 year rich, Clint. That's what happens, eh, the 7 year rich. That's when a lot of couples break up next year. But normally they've got a couple of young kids in the mix as well. It's been putting pressure on the marriage for a while. Oh, wait. Right.

Well, Saturday night was I winning anniversary. And we got the kids done to bed. they'd be going to bed really late recently, but we got them to bed at like 7.45-ish. Oh, it's not bad. Very late, but we ordered Uber Eats. Nice. Burgs and chips.

No, not too romantic. No, no. No, no. You didn't get Indian. I love Indian, but a curry, if you're looking to get lucky, it's just, I think it's got to be the worst cuisine to increase any sort of chance of that.

It's quite heavy, isn't it, when you don't want to serve that in your belly? So I have burgers and chips really in hindsight. To be fair. Anyway, we had that and then watch some Bridgeton on the cart. Season one? No, the most recent season. Oh, okay. Yeah, have you seen it?

No. It's got some stuff. Okay. It's got stuff. All right. What kind of stuff? You know, some stuff. No, doesn't have that kind of stuff.

Makes it done a gesture with a hand. Yeah, it's got that stuff. My goodness. Wow. Yeah, it's got stuff. It's got a couple of boots. Oh, my goodness. Wow, done.

Okay. Okay, so you've got, everything's leading to what I think it is Clint Burgers. Bridgeton, mm-mm, what's another bee? Oh, we're sitting on the couch and lights are dimmed and because of that we both got very tired so then we said we'll go to bed Oh, here we go, Cliff, this is this will be it

This will be it And we went to bed Yeah, you did, and then what happened? Oh, but they were in separate rooms, kind of remember? Yeah, we went to bed. No, but you would have gone to bed in the same room? No. Oh, wait, you went, but,

But you would have, you go down the hall and then it's your room on the right, his room, further down the hall on the left. So if you peeled out right, and did he, he obviously didn't follow you. Nah, no, no, well, we said we would and then he was like, yeah, it was the burgers. It was just too heavy. And also it really put us up, it was $75 for two burgers. So that put that. What?

What? That would put me out of the moon. Yeah, we got two burgers and fries. So like the two, that's all we got, burgers and fries, and it came to $75 on Uber Eats. And it literally went down I. Yeah. That is a lot of money for a burger.

Why is it so expensive on Uber Eats? It's not that expensive when we go into the store. Yeah, they charge more, right? Do they. Yeah. They don't just take a clip on the delivery. They take a clip on the food as well. So, hey, no payoff for this whole chat, have we?

Nothing. He didn't even come and knock on your door like hours later and go, you're ready? No one came anywhere, then. Nothing? Okay. No, no. Nothing. Oh, that's a shame.

Yeah. Not looking good for the seven-year-rich. It's a season, though, isn't it? It's a season. Yeah, yeah. You're near the seven-year-rich. Mm. And the problem is when the season starts lasting years.

That's what you've got to get worried. Yeah. Actually, the only thing naughty about that are the Uber Eats people. Yeah. $75 for two burgers and chips. The only thing naughty about that is there was no out-to-the-break Clint. Yeah, it's sort of awkwardly. Yeah, it's another one.

Thanks, friend. Clint, Meg and Dan. We have a podcast that sits alongside the show. show recap podcast if you didn't know about it. This is the Overtinketh podcast. And you set up a special guest for us, Clint. Yeah, special guests. I mean, the types of people that I would

be DMing on Instagram, only like the cream of the cop. Very particular people, particular sets of skills, very intelligent. This guy, he even got on the cover of a very famous magazine. You know, we got featured in the New York Times on the front page a couple months ago and you wouldn't imagine what fart

Maxine can do for you. Oh, sorry, if you missed that at the end. Okay, so that's why you got him on. So what does he do? Fart Maxine. Yes, tells you how to, like, he's actually started this, like, plant. It's almost like liquid salad, like in a pouch. In like a pouch.

It's just a green juice then. But he's called it liquid salad. It's just green juice. It makes you gassy. No, but it's off the back of him talking about farts and the science behind and stuff. The problem is when we spoke to him, I thought he'd have a bit of a laugh, but he takes farts very seriously.

We've got a scale of like, I guess, biggest, loudest, most, most, like, I guess volume. Yeah, okay. So it's the most frequent, loudest and the most disgusting in terms of stench. And then so we can measure all those, right? For example, we can get a centimeter and we can measure the decibels of your fart just by putting your phone next to your beehole. Yeah. In terms of the frequent, you can measure how many that you blast out an hour. And then in terms of stench, in terms of stench, it's a little bit more subjective.

So, you know, what I'll do is I'll just have someone sit next to me in a car or something like that. Who volunteers for that? Who's the person? Shog a note. Who's the person, the friend that you're like, hey, mate, I've got a new fart recipe for the most lethal stench. Can you sit in the car and then give it a rating? Is that what happens? Well, if you watch the videos, it's mostly my mom.

Oh, God. Brilliant. Your poor mother. Yeah, so we had a, like, a full-on chat with the bro. if you want to get the latest episode and listen to it in its entirety you can text podcast at 33443. One of the most interesting chats

I've ever been a part of really because we're all sitting there we started at the start kind of laughing but you're right Clint he didn't laugh so it ended up being quite a serious conversation about flatulence so if you want to listen to that it's not always that we talk about flatulence

on that podcast there's other stuff we do talk about and you can also watch the video podcast on Rover and Spotify now yeah it's all filmed now if you've ever wanted to see what happens and like a whole 20 minute video of us. It doesn't flash to Meg very often though, does it?

The cameras don't cut. The cameras don't cut to me. I don't know. I think it's just mostly you two and then you hear my voice every now and then. Cuts to Meg and enough. Better enough from her. See you later.

All right, easy money. This is your cue to call. Let's play in less than two minutes. Right after Kid Lions, your chance to be $10,000 richer. Good luck. Clint, Megan Dan. The Edge.

The Edge is Easy Money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Here we go bang on 7 o'clock. Monday, let's see if you can come out of the gates hot. Kick off the week, $10,000 in your bank account. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter, Meg, gives you inside 30 seconds. Hi, shy. Hi, shy.

Okay, your letter this morning is J. Cool. Okay, and don't be shy. We need you to be loud and proud, okay? $10,000 on the line. All right, your time will start at the end of Meg, asking you your first question. You can pass, shy. If we've got time, we'll come back and see if we can tick it off.

Good luck. Here we go. Give me a girl's name. Julia. A country. Jamaica? A pop song title. Pass.

An actress. Julia Roberts. A sixth letter word. Jasmine? A secreture. Pass. Telly fish. Something you can write.

Pass. A gemstone. Jasmine. A musician that went solo. I'm shy. Oh, you started so well. But you could tell when you did a couple of passes, you were like, oh, bugger. Hey, Jenny from the block for song.

What else did you have, Meg? For the pop song, juice, jealous, just dance, just the way you are. There's a few. She's rubbing it in now, Shai. We've got the answers in front of us, shy. Oh, well, you can have to find another way to make 10 grand. Yeah, bugger. Yeah.

Well, I don't for giving it a bash, though, because you know what? That's one of the hard parts getting through. Backing it, eight. Next on the show, we're going to ask me anything with, Shelly, fake name, listener of the show, who started dabbling recently, well, recent-ish, in the world of swinging. Very secretive world swinging, because we've tried to get swingers on before, but they don't like talking about swing club.

It's one of the rules. Is it? Yeah. Apparently, Dan knows a lot about swinging, and then we hold out. Dan's chat. Jimbyteeated probably. Trust me, I've never been part of a club. Dan probably still thinks they use the bowl and the keys.

Yeah. Well, I want to ask her that. That's actually a thing. Clint, Megan, Dan. Ask me anything. You and your husband, how do we describe it? Is it an open relationship? Or do you play with other people only when you're together?

So our main rule is that we always do it together because it's supposed to complement the relationship. Once you start playing separately, that when you can go awry. Okay, so not open. Shelley, walk us through how this all started. We were both in previous marriages and we both separated. So we met quite a lot later in life. in our late 40s.

I had gone from quite a restrictive marriage and I didn't want that. And so one day I was in the early stages of a relationship, I told him how I wanted things to go. I initially had thought I'd only ever want an open relationship but I started to really fall in love with this man. And so we found someone to play with and strangely it brought us closer together.

So each time... Hold on, hold on, hold on. You found somebody. And everyone goes, yeah, how does it? that happened? Put your notepad away, Clinton. Yeah. So the first time we actually paid, I thought I'd feel more comfortable. Yeah. It was like, you know,

it's just a service. And it just blew my mind with how exciting it was and watching my partner be Pleasured, I think, is one of the most special things for me. We were both extremely surprised at how much that experience brought us together so we're more eager to go off and try more.

Is it always a girl that you get in is the extra or does it swap around? Do you sometimes have a guy as well? It's generally a girl but also couples. Oh wow. Okay. So we've gone fourth. So anything that has been said that's off limits, like that's only for you and your partner to do together, or is all moves, everything goes with each other and a other person?

In the beginning, we were like, these are the rules and no kissing, you know, all that's the normal things. But it's like it's made us trust each other 100. So when we're with other people, we are having just fun. Whereas when we come home and it's just the two of us, we're really making love. So nothing really is off limits, otherwise it starts to get complicated. Any repeat business? Or do you have a rule that if you are having fun with a couple or a person, it's a one-time

thing so you can't catch feels? Yeah, we've thought about that as well. Sometimes it can be repeat, but we do like to leave quite a lot of space. We can go months. Right. We can go a long, long time without, and then sometimes we'll be just like, oh, I think it's time to find someone else. Explain to us the usual interactions. What happens on the night?

I want to know what is the move. Like, do you have a move that when he uses or you use, you go, well, this always works. And then break down the typical night. You meet up, then what? We will always meet first. I'm not comfortable meeting someone and then just going back to their room. And then we can step away and have a real good discussion about whether, this will work for us.

So the next time you meet, you know something's going to happen. So there's no awkward how we're going to make a move or anything. It just happens. You have drinks. You start playing games. Yeah, it's just really fun. And do you go to their house or would they come to you? Or do you meet in like a neutral location, like a hotel or something?

Anywhere. Obviously somewhere private. It doesn't really matter. We have people coming to visit in Auckland and then they will have a hotel in the city or something. We can go back there. In the early days, we started. to bring them here and we've decided no we don't want them in our bed um so yeah we do tend to to play outside of the home shirley thank you for being so candid uh with us about your lifestyle

because like i said before it's it's a very unique one and probably shocking for a lot of people but each of their own and we're all different that's what makes the world interesting i think the biggest surprise out of this lifestyle is how every experience just brings us closer and closer together Thanks, Shalda. You have a great rest of your day or nights, depending on what you've got organised. Cool, thank you. See, no, Charlie. Oh shit, shit, that's my moving like your gyps shit. Stop, oh, back it up now let me see your head.

Swing to 3343 if you want to hear the full chat of that. I don't know if you're a little more intrigued by what goes on. Most people have unique relationships, don't they? Not just swinging. You know, you've got your open relationships. Couples that sleep in different houses, different beds. Different houses is a crazy one I remember talking to someone on here about that. And they were like, yeah, I just like my own space and he likes his.

I think I kind of kept it exciting for them. Yeah, expensive, but kept it exciting in the way that they would like go around to each other's houses. Yeah. Yeah, that's making me feel creeped out. Clint, Megan, Dan. We got your tickets to Carlead. Coming up this hour, if you want to hear along for free, listen out for that, cue to call.

What makes your relationship unique? We just did an AMA with Shelley. She and her partner like to invite other people into the bedroom, and she says that it makes her love him more and that there is no greater pleasure than seeing her man pleasure. Good on her. You know what? I'm not one to yuck someone else's yum.

If it works for your relationship, did I don't think. Yeah, as long as it's not affected. anybody else. Why does the woman... I think we're quick to judge, aren't we? When it's different, when something's different, we go, oh, that's not for me. I'm judging you. You're so right, but I am also hypocritical because I do seem to find myself struggling to judge, like, big age

goes with men and then a really young woman, but I need to just... But then you really like Harrison Ford, and he would be... Oh, God, he's so old, Clinton. If I ever got with Harrison Ford, people would be worried for me. You'd kill him, I reckon? You'd be the death of him. Thank you. Thank you, Jay. That's a real compliment. You make his heartbeat so quickly and he'd just pass away.

What makes your relationship unique? Yeah. This text is actually interesting. It says, being married for five years, we have completely separate finances. I think that's quite common these days, eh? I did. Yeah, and I kind of like that because my wife obviously runs our finances. She's the boss in terms of the finances, and she runs a tight ship. So I would be nowhere if I didn't have Hannah.

I'd be spending every cent I had. I'd work paycheck to paycheck. This other person said, our relationship is different because my hubby has a top secret job that no one else can know about. It drives me crazy. Even I don't know. And what is this job?

Oh, so some sort of secret service vibe, right? Or he's just cheating on him. Maybe he's just a plumber and he's like, you can't know, baby. No one says height difference. I'm 53 and he's 6.5. Oh, I have a friend like there. I think he's about 6, 5, 6, 7 and she's 5. Nothing.

Their security system is him just leaving his shoes outside. Right. done word of a lie like that said but nobody's going to break into that house I promise you that oh god don't go in there we showered together this text

says nine times out of ten nightmare they're not sexual showers it's just close bonding no that's a good bit of a lone time one's always cold one person's always cold

yeah there's always one person standing in the corner when we first moved to our house there was like a shower with a double shower head one on the left and one on the right a couple of gay guys

lived in it before us and they'd set it up with like a urinal in the bathroom and a double shower head and I was like the boys know what they're up to here.

This is awesome. Yeah. And as Jamie got that taken out as soon as you guys... Yeah, she took out of a double shower head. I got to keep the urinal, though. And a lot of people like you, Meg, sleeping in separate bedrooms. Yeah, it just makes sense. You can be intimate before you go to sleep,

but I don't see why being asleep in next to each other makes any difference. You just need good rest. What if, say, for instance, we're together, God forbid me. And, you know, for you, I mean. And I'm in the separate room. Yes. And I'm wanting it. want to have a bit of yanky-panky time.

I should kill you. Do I go across to you or do I yell me? Come over here. No, God, no, no. You come and you're standing like your silhouettes in the doorway. And I'm like, oh, it's on. Oh, wow. That's actually kind of hot.

Yeah, yeah. I like it. Works. Not because of us. No, no, no. No, it's definitely, yuck. What's Dan's silhouette look like out of curiosity? It's like a trash bag, you know, when you see.

Yeah. That's what I'm picturing too. All right. Hey, yeah, coming on next. Last joke standing. Very, very sad. Chuck Norris passed away. Yeah, it was announced on Saturday,

but I think he must have passed away on the Thursday, first day of the Friday, I think, looking at the date that the family posted. I will say this, though. There was someone on the show that saw it coming. Yeah, it was actually predicted, sadly, on the show, like a week or too early. It's really sad, actually.

Yeah. Also quite interesting. Get to that next. Carlead, we got your double pass to see him, actually, before we hit 8 o'clock this morning. but right now it is time to honour a man with some of the best jokes in the world Chuck Norris gags after he passed

over the weekend was announced on Saturday and crazily enough we were talking about the fact that Ernie just recently turned 86 and Linda our resident psychic said this the next celebrity to have a shock announcement that they've passed on I think there's a few that would boo pass this year

Chuck Norris one of them he's very old tears. That's just so wild. What are the chances? Hey God, she's good. She's a very good future reader that, Linda. She's one from one. She's 100% in terms of predictions. We might have to get her on to predict some more stuff this week. But do we want more people to die, clips, you know?

True, that is risky. That is risky. Okay, so Chuck Norris gags, it's last joke standing. If you laugh, you're out, produce and EPR producer, Kyle. Good morning. You join us. Hi. As well. Okay. All right. I'll start because I won last time.

Yeah, Meg was the winner. Okay. Chuck Norris is sending us All of his thoughts and prayers There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris They had to change the name Because no one crosses Chuck Norris

And lives to tell the tale When Chuck Norris turned 18 His parents moved out Chuck Norris Once got a Big Mac At Burger King Chuck Once flushed a used condom.

And that's how the teenage Mutin Ninja Turtles were born. Carl's out. He's hanging in. Chuck Norris had a beer rug in his room. It wasn't dead. He was just too afraid to move. Chuck Norris once told his wife to calm down. She did.

Chuck Norris once pissed him the fuel tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. When Chuck Norris goes to Bunnings, he beats their prices by 20%. Carl's gone. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three miscalls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually died in 2006, but it took death 20 years to work up the courage to tell everyone. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. He only recognises the element of surprise.

Good, good. When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. Oh, I don't. Damn it. Damn it. Chuck Norris once wrestled an anaconda for two weeks before he realized he was just masturbating. Jesus, Clint. How did you do it?

Oh, mate. And rumors Chuck's carrying his own casket. What a man. What a man. Walker, Texas Ranger, a really nice post from his family. I was hoping they were going to end with a Chuck Norris gag. But, yeah, everyone agrees in their own way. I heard a story apparently loves the jokes.

Like, loves them. That's so good. I mean, why would you not? Yeah, it's hilarious, right? So good. So guy. Yeah, Chuck Norris, 86. Bloody good earnings.

It was a big scandal weekend over the weekend. I've got the two main stories that everybody was talking about to go through with you next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Looking into the biggest loser of the weekend, you might have seen the big stories from celebrities. Justin Timberlake tried very hard to keep this footage secret and not released, but Alassad did come out his drunk driver footage when he was arrested. What are you doing?

I'm on a World Tour. A what? A World Tour. Doing what? I'm hard to explain. A World Tour. I'm Justin Tobolik. What's your name?

Justin Timberleek. He seemed pretty drink. This was back in June 18, 2024, and he was put over after he failed to stop at a stop sign and maintain his lane. I think he's been hard done by a little bit here. He was in the wrong, obviously, and I think he needs to pay for it.

But releasing the footage, I feel like, is a bit mean, don't you think? What they do with everyone in America? Like if you call the 1-1-1-1 line, your voice will be released. I know, but it seems like he was already at a low point in his life. Obviously, he was going through some stuff. I wonder who's in charge of releasing it? Like, the people pay for it.

I think America's just ruthless. Yeah. You can find all of it. There are full channels on TikTok that it's all the body cam footage is released. They're trying to get him to do this walk thing. I don't understand why you do the sobriety test. Like, just blow into the mouthpiece. Because even if you nail the walk and they still suspect you're drunk,

surely they still get you to blow. I'm a little nervous. Left. Right foot in front. You're going to look down. Ready? By the way, these are like... These are like really hard tests.

Not really. I've seen you do on a kickball change. Yeah, I don't have an ounce of sorrow for having. He was drunk driving. Could have someone. Also, like, you're just to be like, surely you have drivers or if you're drinking, you get someone to, I don't know, driving.

You're always with a crew. I don't understand why you would ever need to get behind the wheel. Right. Because he's arrogant enough to think that he would get with it being just a nibbley. One of my friend had this conspiracy theory. He was somewhere he wasn't supposed to be on his own. And so he had no one to drive him behind Jessica Bills back.

And he's up against another loser, apparently. Chapel Rhone. When Yorginao Frello, ex-Arsonal footballer, did a post about her saying, and I went through a very upsetting situation with my family. My wife is in, sorry, waiting for Lollapalooza. and my daughter this morning woke up, it incredibly excited. She made a sign she was so excited to see Chapel Rhone.

His daughter, by the way, that's his stepdaughter. It's actually Jude Law's daughter, but he remarried his ex. He said my daughter, like any child, recognized Chapel at a restaurant. They were at the same hotel. She got excited, wanted to make sure it was her.

She didn't approach her, didn't talk to her. She simply walked past the table and looked to confirm it was her, smiled and then went back to sit with her mom. What happened next was completely disproportionate. A large security guard came over to the table while, though, having breakfast, and began telling them,

in an aggressive manner that they didn't allow my daughter to disrespect or harass other people. My 11-year-old daughter sat in tears crying. My daughter was extremely shaken. I've lived with football, public exposure and well-known people for many years, and I understand respect and boundaries.

What happened was not that. It was just a child admiring someone at Chapel Rome without your fans. You would be nothing. People are now ripping her to pieces. She has done an apology this morning. Apology, I guess. It's unfair for security

to just assume. someone doesn't have good intentions. I do not hate people who are fans of my music. I do not hate children. Like, that is crazy. I'm sorry to the mother and child that that makes me really sad.

You did not deserve that. So she organized like a backstage mean, read a Lola Paloza and stuff? No, she hasn't seen her tickets or anything? No, no, no. Nothing has happened that we know of since. I think even if she was telling the truth that it wasn't her security guard, it was just a very fancy hotel with security and they were doing it on their own.

I think that her apology almost ruined it even more. Because just even if you had nothing to do with it, just like, be like, I'm mortified to hear this girl coming backstage with me. I've never seen any celebrity that is less welcoming to their fans than her. It's such a strange thing to be because she rose so quickly and it was all because of her fans, right? Yeah. And a challenge, I guess.

A lot of challenging people out there, Meg. Yeah, speaking of, they're just excited to announce that Khalid is coming back to New Zealand as part of us. It's always summer somewhere tour. He's going to be taking over Auckland Spark Arena for one show only, November 10th. If you want to go. For free, you want to mate?

0,800 the edge right now. Nice and easy. We'll hook you up on the other side of the break. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I've given you a chance to head along to Kali. He's only doing one gig, Auckland Spark Arena, November 10. Fastest one through it was Charlie from the Taranaki this morning. Morning. Charlie?

Jelly! Hi. Yeah, she is. You go lock that one in the diary. You and a mate will be the first to get your hands on a double pass to Carly. Oh my God, yes. Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Nice little surprise on the way into work this morning. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, Carly had some bangers, eh? Yeah, oh, you forget, actually. You start ripping through it. I'm glad. I'm happy he's back. Yeah, so good, eh. All right.

Come up next. When someone says they invite you to something Like a birthday party, a wedding, something like that And they say, don't bring, or they just say Your presence is presence enough. Does that mean you don't have to take a gift? Dan, finding a way to save some money. Of course, as always.

I took a pill and you still have to take one. When you get invited to an event, and I'm not going to say the event yet, just to, you know, so we have a lot of fairness here. Okay. But I've been invited to an event along with my beautiful wife Hannah. Okay.

And on the invitation... Right. I think I know what this is a event is being. Yeah. I wonder. Hey, it could just be a fancy event, right? Okay. On the event, it says at the bottom,

quite in bold lettering as well, your presence is presence enough. Present enough. Mm. Yeah. And so my wife Hannah's going, I'm still going to buy a gift. Right.

I'm going, why? They've literally said, in the invitation, your presence is present enough. Everyone knows that's just a line so you don't look an ass. Yeah, it feels like it's like at a bare minimum, you can just show up. It's like when people go, what can I bring? And you go, nothing, just come around if you have friends over on a Friday night.

But if they bring a bottle of wine, it's nice because they've gone and done something. But if they just show up, then that's also fine because you said don't bring anything. But you'll just look like a nicer person. I know, but like it's a lot of money. Like, if you're getting it, bringing a present to every event you're going to, you don't have to remorget the house. Yeah, but there are just some events, and I'm not sure. sure which one yours is that you just bring a gift.

Like a birthday party or a wedding. Okay, it's a wedding. Whoa. Clearly. Jeez, okay, so a wedding. I didn't want to sway the jury. Yeah. No, they definitely, I mean, if you don't bring a gift,

they're not going to think you're a bad person, but you should still bring a gift. Maybe it depends. If they don't live together and they're quite young, I think you definitely start leaning into the gift more than if it's like a second marriage or they're a bit older and they seem pretty established and set up already.

They've been together for many years. I think they even own a house together. So I'm like, do you? Maybe that changes it. Put a hundred bucks in a card. I mean, the fact, the fact that you're even invited to this one is pretty impressive.

Well, last year, my, Clint, don't bring it up. It's still a raw situation. My wife was invited to a wedding. And I wasn't. Yeah, that's right. Do they not do partners? No, everybody else was allowed a partner, except me.

And why do you say, like, why would Hannah think that you wouldn't get invited? What was the reason? You guys must have thought about why you weren't invited. I don't genuinely don't know. Hannah had theories, but I don't want to... Oh, wow. I'm not going to talk about it on here. I'm not going to bring it up.

You want this is your wife's theory. Don't make us say it. No, and now I'm not going to say it because it will make me look like a prick. No. Hannah had a theory. Come on, bro. You're an open-bub, baby. And listen, can I just have it said?

I'm going to stand on the top of my chair. I do not believe this theory, and I do not stand by it. Right. But Hannah said to me in private. What did she say? That she thought the reason that I wasn't invited is because the bridal party, the bride and groom, thought it if I was invited, I'd steal focus because I'm famous.

What did he say? Please welcome back, the bride and groom. And also, I think you've all noticed, Dan Webby's here. Dad, I was like, oh, absolutely not. Oh my God. Why? I get... But she thinks you're arrogant pricks.

I'm so, Dan went from being annoyed to not going to just sitting there on the couch, legs, fired with a bear, going, ha ha. Probably right. So anyway, your presence is presents enough. Yeah, yeah, that's what we're talking about. Do you bring a gift? Come on, let's get back on track, will we? Yeah, back on track.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you bring a gift? This train is derailed. I didn't want to talk about it, mate, but you seemed to really want to push the envelope on that. I didn't. There was no envelope being pushed it. at all. There's no envelopes in the studio. You're a good sport though.

Oh wow. It must be hard being so famous for you. People always. Your words, Meg. Clint Megan, obviously, Dan. We want us to talk about your presence being present enough and invitations to weddings, but unfortunately we sort of derailed that. Yeah, we do have somebody very famous in the studio, and because of that, we just got,

the focus got turned to Dan Webby. And in fact, this happens a lot, it seems Clint. We got a text saying, Dan was at church last week and it was really hard for my little boy because he was distracted. So Dan must be tough. You're even pulling focus from Jesus in church.

Was that Olivia that we played her? ECDC. Remember we put the band together last year? And we played it her 40th, wasn't it? No, so she's lovely. Dan wasn't invited to a wedding and his wife's to speak that it was because he was too famous and you pull focus. Now you're pulling focus at churches as well?

Well, I will say we did go to church because we were at a baptism so we don't usually go to church. And there was three or four people in that flock that, listen, came out to me going, we love the show. Love the show. God bless it. God bless your show.

We'll take it. We'll take it. Yeah. That day they were like, we're not going to worship God. Today we're going to worship you and I just stood up at the front. Does everybody know? Yes, we're in the presence of Jesus, but also Dan Webby.

No, him is today, just Celine Dion, just show tunes. Lord said let there be light and there was Let there be laughter And then he made damp Yeah That's right That's right Clinton Your words again

God you guys have been lovely To me this morning But I think On the text machine Going back to the original phone Your presence is presence enough Most people are saying You still have to take it to physical girl

Yeah there's chicken with Rosie Rosie Do you think you should still get somebody Something for their wedding Even if they say Your presence is present enough I think that you should Because they put

Like weddings are so expensive They pay so much money. Even if it's something small like before or after the wedding is just a little congratulations. Like it doesn't have to be at the physical wedding. Just something where you show your appreciation, I think, is kind. What if my presence is presents enough? Yeah, you're different of your Dan Weby though, right?

Yeah, Dan's wife might need to bring something, but Dan does it. That's a gift in itself. You're Dan Weby at your wedding? He's entertainment. That line was written for people like that. Anyway, okay, so I think we're going to have to get it. something, aren't we? Brittany, you're going to buy a gift or no?

Absolutely not. I feel so passionately about this. Good. If it says it, like, if it says the word, your presence is present enough. If you want to take a gift, please just put money in a card. Agreed. But otherwise, there's nothing worse than getting a bunch of stuff you don't need. I agree.

We ended up with five cheeseboards because we like to host, and people thought that. We already have cheeseboards because we like to host. Yeah, and that's such a go-to gift they had cheeseboard. I've never gone, oh, yay, a cheese board. Never. Otherwise, I guess if you have one of those wishing wells, then you know, okay, they want you to put money in a card for the honeymoon. Yes, but yeah, I would say don't take a gift if it says that,

because especially if they're already really set up in their home, they just end up with a bunch of stuff they don't need, unless you know them super, super, super, super well and know all their tastes. Oh, you're my type of girl. I always say it is taking money because you're so broke after a wedding, right? Like, you always need money. Also, you know there's that flower that they had at the zoo? We've just had fern teeth through.

And it only flowers or blooms like once every 10 years. Yeah, other's five, maybe 10 years. I know. We see it last year. Dan went to see it. Fern said Dan pulled focus. Oh my God. I'm more famous than a smelly flower.

You can't take Dan anywhere. No way. No. No. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh go. The edge. The edge is easy money.

Here's your shot at $10,000. Three by say, good morning. Let's see if we can get $10,000 into your bank account. Give us 10 answers. Starting with the letter me gives you. 30 seconds and it's yours. Hey, Aria. Hi. Oh, what a lovely name. Harriya. You're a real estate agent. What's your current house? Where is it? How much?

I'm in property management. So I am pulling one through in Morinsville and then tomorrow. So we have one up for us there. What's the asking price for that one? Five 80 a week. Oh, five, that's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. Yeah, nice. Okay. Your letter this morning is If.

Okay. Okay. If, F, F, for frog. If, far out, you've won. Okay. Okay. I've got the celebration music ready. If you need a pass, hurry, do it quick, and if we've got time, we'll come back.

Okay. All right, give me an occupation. Sales agent. A body part. No. Oh, no, if for frog. Okay, hold on, yeah. I was like, did she say sales agent?

Frog. I'm so sorry. My God. If a false. Start. Here we go. Okay, sorry about that. No worries, unless that's a real good hack so she knows now what the first question is. It's the first time we've had a false start, isn't it?

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Now I'm nervous. An occupation. A, oh my God. A foot therapist. A body part. FEMA.

A word ending in E. Same. A TV show that debuted in the 90s. Friends. Animal. Frog. Something people attend. I don't know.

Oh my goodness. Fortunately, a frog is a reptile. Yes. I know. I know. That was terrible. It wasn't great, but it wasn't the worst we've seen. So good on you.

Yeah. All right, thank you. No worries. Thanks, Aria. Anyone looking to rent their place in Moronsville, do not let Ari's poor performance reflect at all in the way that she does. does her job day to day.

True. She's a much better real estate agent. She's been an easy money player, I think. Nobody was going to, Clint, until you brought that up. No, yeah, everybody was loving her. Clint Megan Dan. We are looking for New Zealand's most impressive, unique skill. And if you think you have it, you can get in touch with us.

Monique from Fangere thinks she does. It's Clint Megan Dan. Flick, Megynnex, Blick, Lex, Fick, Fick, Spectat. Monique, honestly, you have all we've talked about for the last 48 hours. Oh well, I like that. So, Monique, your special skill is that you can pick up any puzzle box and you can say exactly the amount of puzzle pieces that are missing or I guess not missing. When did you first discover you had this skill?

When I was 11 years old, my mum brought me a puzzle for a birthday. She got it from an op shop, a secondhand store. I grabbed it and mum said, oh, there might be a few pieces missing or it might be a full puzzle. And without even opening it yet, I just shook it. and then I said to my mum, I turned around, I said, there's 12 pieces missing. She said, no, there's not. How do you know that?

And then we tipped out the puzzle and literally counted each one, and there was exactly 12 pieces. And I've been able to do it ever since. It's pretty crappy of the second hand store. I mean, that's one hell of a shit deal, if I'm honest. How many pieces were supposed to be? I'm trying to work out if the skill is,

you know it's a 250 piece puzzle, and then you can work out how many are missing. Do you need to know how many originally should be in the same? the box. Yeah, so if I get the box and it says on the box there's a thousand pieces in this puzzle, then obviously there's supposed to be a thousand pieces. Yeah, right.

But I go into a whole new different world and I just know exactly. Monique, we're willing to invest some time into you to get you to Auckland and we'll come to you. I don't know what we will do. But I need to be sure that you're sure. How many times has this worked for you? Every single time. Pass on. How many times is every single time?

What is that, yeah, what does that number do you think? How many times do you pick up a puzzle? Well, I started 11, I'm 37 years old now, so between 38 to 40 puzzles in my whole life, and I've clicked on every single one. I don't believe you. Okay, so out of confidence, your levels are 100% confident that you can do this. 100%. Okay, 100%.

That's what we need. That's what we need to win. So what you're saying is you have never attempted this skill before and been wrong ever, not even one time? Not one time. Hand on heart. You're being serious to us now. You're not playing us.

Hand on heart. Okay, goodness me. Who has witnessed this? Because we're going to need to talk to the witnesses. Probably my mum. Okay, your mum's seen it. Brilliant. Anybody else?

And I'm actually bringing my mum down with me. Okay. We'd love to chat to your mum and get her experience of seeing you display such an incredible skill. Yeah. When you go into this world that you talk about, what does that feel and what does that look like to you? It feels like I'm literally in like a magic show.

I love you. Like I don't believe it myself, but it's a unique talent that I've grown up with. When you're in this world, do you think time speeds up or does it slow down? I think it slows down for me. Yeah. It kind of slows down because my brain needs to like, it goes into like a slow mode and I need to like figure out in my own head. Like all these little pieces of puzzle come in my head and I'm like, okay. All right.

I got this. Okay. We need to discuss how the skill will actually be tested next. If you've got any questions, 3343, ping them through. We'll put them to Monique. And what do we think her chances are of actually doing the things she says she can do? I mean, she thinks 100%. I mean, if she can do it, and it's incredible.

Great moment. You don't believe it. I don't believe it. If you've just joined us, Monique from Fangare Reckons, she can pick up a box of puzzle pieces, and she can instantly tell you how many remain. and obviously therefore how many are missing. It's Clint Megan Dan.

Click, Flick, Lex Factor. I've got more questions because Clint was like you're doing it. She's doing it on weight. But is this less on like guessing the weight of the puzzle? It's more about a mentalist thing and you physically just know. It's a mentalist thing. So you don't even have to pick it up there, do you? Manique, I was thinking we would take a few pieces out of a puzzle.

Do you need to take the lid off so you can visually see all the pieces? No. You don't even need to take the lid off? No, it can be closed. So you could look at a puzzle now. Just look at a box and go there's the 993 in there, not a thousand. It can be closed and I just got to grab it and shake it. You got to shake it.

Five minutes. Five minutes. You need five minutes? What happens in the five minutes? What do you mean? Man, time really is slowing down. Five minutes of shaking. Why do you need five minutes?

Okay, what's the quickest you've ever done it? We're going to do two voice breaks for this guys. The quickest I've ever done was only, a true 50 puzzle piece and it took me about probably two minutes. Wait, what are you doing this time? Do you just sit and close your eyes? Do you need quiet? She goes into a transmig, duh.

Okay. Yeah, I just go quiet. So wait, so when we get you in and you start shaking this box, we just have to wait until... We'd have to play a song. You feel it. Yeah, I just go into quiet mode, shut my eyes and there comes out my answer. I'm so excited.

We've got to have... Do I believe in you? I win an audience. Do you know what? I genuinely thought she was full of it. And after this conversation, there's a part of me that actually thinks she might be able to do it.

It's because she's as confident as you are. You're like, well... Now, Monique, I love you and I want you to win, but I don't believe you. But I want you to prove me wrong. I'm happy to. My mom's even going to bring down the video of me. We had 11 years old.

Oh, it's on video. We need a video. Shut up. Wait, why do you know, I told us it was on video, Monique. You've left that to the last one. You've got all these little bits of information that keep coming up.

When was the last time you did it? Probably about two weeks ago. Did he have to do this. If you honestly do this, I don't know. I'm going to have to wear a sports bra. I think I'm just going to be bouncing off the walls with excitement. Are you like 11 from Stranger Things when you do it? Your nose bleeds a bit?

No, unfortunately not. No, but we do need to block out quite a bit of the morning while she shakes it. Monique, we are going to get you to come to Auckland. We'll find a way to get you here. We have to see it. I won't believe it unless I do see it. I don't know if you're not even nervous. because I would be thinking if I made it up

and a radio station called me up. I'm like, what am I doing? What am I doing? I doubt myself. Okay, Monique, in the next few days we're going to witness you flexing your special skill for New Zealand. It's the greatest skill.

I can't wake her. Thank you. Thanks, Monique. Lots of people texting through saying, well, Shane says, I call BS. Jess says, what a crock of ass. Her mum's been lying to her. She doesn't have any talent. I like this more that people don't believe in her.

Because then if she does achieve it and she does somehow telepathically guess. You're right because that's so much better than text going, mate, I could do that. I could do that. It's not impressive then, is it? Yeah. The fact that she backs herself 100% makes it better as well.

Oh, she's calling us in the background. Oh, God, Monique. She's calling back. We've just hung up. All right, hey, fuel I saw in Auckland ticked over $4 a litre in some part. That is crazy. So if you need some free fuel...

It's time for Clint Biggin' dads. Yes. Let's go! All righty, we've got a wheel in studio with 15 different car brands on it. Call 0800 the edge. If you think Dan is going to spin up your car, make, and if it is yours, we've got $200 cash to go towards your fuel. Oh, that's a big tagging gas.

Okay, here we go. We're not going to tell you what the car is, but it's going to land on one of them go, Dan. It's spinning, it's spinning, it's a big spin, and it is slowing down. It is stopped. I had a friend who had one of these, but it's a little more rare. Less common. Less common.

But I had a friend who had a yellow one. Yeah. Oh, that now that's actually so now. Is that a good clue? I think that's a good clue. If it's your make, the 200 bucks is yours. Clint McG and Dan. StinkyBee.

Fuel pushed over $4 in some parts of all cloned over the weekend. Luxor did it all. It's time for Clint Meg and Dad's. You all that. Over it. So we want to give you some. or take a little bit of that stress off your shoulders. We've just spun our fuel let wheel.

It has landed on a type of car. We're going to see if you have that car. If you have it, the money's yours. I don't know if many of our listeners will have this vehicle. To be honest, we're going to struggle, I reckon. All right, let's go to Tiana. Tiana, what kind of car do you have? A Mazda.

Hang up on it. No, I'm sorry, Tiana. Maz's on the wheel, though. Stacey, what do you have? Yep, Kia. No, it's not a Kia. I'm sorry. Okay, let's go to Mel, Mel.

What kind of car do you have? I have a Toyota. Go away. Yes. Rose, what kind of car do you have? I have a F8. No, you don't. No, you don't.

Jacinda, what kind of car do you have? A V-dub mini. Congratulations. You've just scored yourself $200 to go towards fuel. What are they getting? You have about a quarter of a tank? Since it counted, it doesn't work,

and it's, like, dumped down the site. Will a minute. Oh, don't remember it. Tell us that now. That's a ride. Yeah. And she did say a Volkswagen Mini, which is two very different brands. Yeah, Minnie is a Mini, and a Volkswagen is a Volkswagen.

Yeah, but I don't know if we should just, let's just push around. No, yeah, beat up, minis. Yeah. No, they don't make the Mini. But anyway, I was the same thing. Are you meaning a Beetle? Yeah. Yeah, good.

Yeah, okay. Volkswagen Beetle. Yeah, so what happened with it? Why is it down a bank? Not down a bank like it's Rex. like it. So you don't use it? So do you drive it?

You don't drive it? Around the farm, yeah. Okay. Let's just, you know what? We never had this conversation. We'll give us $200 and we'll move on. Yeah, that's a good one. You stay there, Jacinda.

Okay, dokey. What it cost the last time he filled up? Is it a full moon today? What would cost me? I think I've got a small car $100. Which is a lot for your bits. Yeah, it used to be, yeah, easily used to be about 80 bucks. Yeah.

Full. Please. Yours is on there. No, my car's not on the wheel. His one's electric, so he doesn't need to. What about the other car? Electric. I've planned for this.

Honestly, we all leave together every day, and Clint gets into his electric vehicle, and he has this smirk on his face as he just quietly just zooms off. It was about time it came up, Clint, for a change. Oh, shut up, Clint. My God. He's a nightmare.

I've actually got to top up with petrol today. I'm on empty. Coming up next, there is a coincidence that has happened. in the world that Megan Clint think is the most amazing coincidence has ever happened I think it's pathetic and stupid I think it's time to bring it back Clint

time to bring that, be that coincidence if you've got a goodie, get in touch with us 0-800 the edge Dan didn't think it was impressive for me because he's done the maths roll he thinks it's a one in 365 chance but it's actually a one in 133,000 chance. Oh god I was way off

yeah Clint Meg and Dan A coincidence That coincidence Over the weekend A newborn baby boy was born And he shares the same birthday

and birth time as his mum Amazing So March 16th 316pm So that's one in three hundred Is it Chance yeah Chance which is not that great

Oh I think it's pretty amazing Exactly the same time 316pm on March 16th But what makes it even more amazing is that she also shares the same birthday and birth time as her mum. So Nana was born on March 16, 3.16 p.m. Then the mum was born on March 16, 316 p.m. The time is crazy.

She has just had a baby, March 16, 3.16 p.m. Three in a row. Okay, so to do the math, even if it was just on the same day, that's 1 in 365 times a 1 in 365 chance, which is a 1 in 133,000 chance. And here's the thing, I've said multiple times when we've done this segment. The birthday ones for me It's just not that interesting

What about the same time to the minimum? The time that makes it even like crazy But like there's all lots of different factors They may be making love at a similar time Because it's a family thing I don't know The way that they could cheat it is if it was induced Like if you were or you scheduled a C-section

For the day so that it landed on the same birthday But they would still be amazing Because it would have to be worked at the You know induction My induction one of them took five hours and one of them took two hours. You know, you just don't know, two hours. It took, it's a coincidence you'd tell your family members,

but I don't think it deserves to be worldwide news. That's my stance on it. I'd prefer it if, say, I'm just thinking off the top of my head, you were travelling overseas. You got off the plane. You went to a bar. Right. And then you decided to go to the urine, go to the bathroom.

Right. You were going to a plane, you've gone to the bathroom. In the urinal next to your long, lost father. What? Pardon? Wait, why am I, why is my dad in the female bathroom? Yeah, you idiot. I mean, coincidence.

And Dan had not thought that through. That was definitely helpful. Yuck. Maybe that's why I cut them off. I'm going to slap you silly. Anyway, so you get it from. Anyway, so yeah, there's an option. Beat that coincidence.

Can anyone beat it? Or come close. Oh, 800 of the edge of 3-3-4-3. The crazier, the better. I mean, have you got a good birthday one? Fine, but it's not going to impress me. Yeah, go on, Clint. I'm saying they texting saying, I've got a coincidence.

It involves my twins. Oh, I wasn't good that one. You're born on the same day. That's not a coincidence. All right, what are you got that you think might blow our minds? Two minutes apart, same day. Crazy, huh? I wait under the edge.

Clint, Megan, Dad. All right, big coincidence. Just last week, a woman gave birth to her son who was born March 16th at 3rd. 3.16 p.m., a coincidence, she was also born March 16th, 316 p.m. And even more so, her mum was born 316 on March 16th, which is the 3rd of the 6th, 16th of the 3rd as well, March 16th. So Dan, not so impressed by that. What about, this is the high watermark, I think the last time we played this game,

which would be going back a few months now. This was a text we got in, and then we got her on. When I was 16 in high school, the firefighters came to school. The firefighters there, you were chatting to him, you asked if you could have a photo, you were 16, then what happened? 10 years later, the photo popped up on my Snapchat memories, and I realized that the whole firefighter in the photo

was my now partner of four years. She's done it! Who would have thought that was even possible? That's crazy. That one was so good. That was your favourite. If we can beat that, I'll be over the moon. All right, well, let's go to Kristen.

Kristen, what's your coincidence? Morning, so, Dan, you're probably not going to be that impressed with us. Don't start like that. Well, I'm not setting myself up for failure So I got my first ever bank account Probably about 13 years ago when I was 13 And I set the pin as just a random set of numbers

And I only clicked to this over the weekend But my bank account, my pin number that I've had For the past 13 years, is my son's birthday Whoa That's amazing! Dan, I think that's amazing And for all the pins that you could have chosen. I have to hear the pin number first.

No. Kristen, can we hear the number? I mean, like, I'm going to change it now because I'm kind of like there's too many people that know my son's birthday. Exactly. The 5th of May 24. Okay, so if you can steal Kristen's credit card now before she changes it. Wow, so she's rich. So 5-24. That's crazy.

That would absolutely blow my mind. That is a little bit interesting. Yeah. But it's definitely not like that money replay. I think it's amazing, Kristen. What about, um, have we got that one in saying? I worked at a bar and I started dating their son, and I was talking to my father-in-law and he asked where I lived.

I told him and it worked out my parents bought the same land that he grew up on. Oh, yeah. No. No, it's a small town. It's a small town. Crystal. Morning, Crystal. Hi.

Yeah. What's your coincidence? I don't know if it's that good anyway. We need to have more confidence. Well, you tear them all down. Go on, go on, Crystal. It's going to be amazing. When I met my now husband

We figured out that His mother's name is Michelle My mother's middle name is Michelle And then his nana's name is Valerie And my nana's middle name was Valerie We both have an auntie Paul Aunt Teresa and Uncle Paul Who are together

And then we both found out that Like I was like getting a bit worried Because I thought you're related And I said I have a son called Jordan And he was like No, but they have a son called James. Very close lives. If our both called Jordan, we would have had a coincidence.

Oh, they would have, actually, I think we would have had an illegal situation. Unless you're in Dargible. He'd let a lot slide up there. I would have been this one, Dan. My husband and his sister, so brother and sister, both got appendicitis at the same time living in two different countries and got them taken out on the same day. Oh, no, they've just got genetically bad appendixes.

Fish, you know, like, yeah. I'd like to know how different in age they are because if they're similar age it's just going to go at the same time, isn't it? You know? He's hard to impress, but I guess that's what makes the game more than more enjoyable when you actually get Dan excited about your coincidence.

Were there any you were impressed with this week, Dan? Honestly? Yeah. Nah. Oh my God! I think that you know what? They're the ones you share with your family. But I'm yet to be impressed as much as I was with that last lady, you know?

Yeah, she was incredible. Yeah. Okay, well, maybe you have to keep bringing it back, I don't know why I'm the judge. No, we don't know either. It's not like you're the boss. Yeah, I feel like people are losing their confidence as well because everybody's calling up going,

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