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Episode Date: November 4, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, the gang dives into some juicy confessions, including listener suspicions of cheating partners and awkward moments at work t...hat led to epic quits. Plus, they create the ultimate 'People's Ticket' for the massive $36 million Powerball jackpot. Will their lucky numbers win? Tune in for laughs, heartfelt moments, and some wild stories! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast02:10 Fireworks Rant04:33 Birthday Plans and Memory Dividends08:19 Fireworks and Animal Safety12:28 Firefighter's Perspective on Guy Fawkes16:38 People's Sexiest Man Alive20:25 Debate on Objectification and Empowerment33:50 Quitting Jobs for Crazy Reasons38:34 Bosses and Respect in the Workplace39:01 Scandal Update42:38 EZ Money46:10 Cheater Buster: Investigating Infidelity58:32 The People's Lotto Ticket01:10:37 Things We Love

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Ever wanted to eavesdrop on a group chat that should never see the light of day? Congrats. You've found it. This is the Clint Megandandandand podcast. No, never mind. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. The Edge Brecky.
Starting point is 00:00:17 It's harder in Auckland. One, two, three. Bang on six o'clock. Wednesday. Kiyoda, good morning. I remind every call of wins. Rhythm and Binds tickets. This time Friday from 6.
Starting point is 00:00:30 a.m. till 10 a.m. You're going to go like hot cakes. My goodness. You're going to be manic. I don't think the producers are ready. Yeah. Why are we rewarding people for being lazy and not getting tickets? Maybe they're poor. Yeah. What are you going to say about that?
Starting point is 00:00:45 You don't like poor people that can't afford tickets? I mean, if I had to choose between a poor friend and a rich friend. Yeah, well, as a friend, I'd probably go poor. How so it would it be if you had a rich friend, but they're also sting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:00 It's even more annoying. I know what it's like. I'm friends with Clint. Clint is not stingy at all. He's very generous for everybody listening. I feel like I'm running from the police today because I've got glasses on and a cap and headphones. I feel very covered.
Starting point is 00:01:14 I don't think many thieves wear headphones, do they? They need to be fully alert, especially noise cancelling once in there always. No, they need to hear the sirens. You want to hear where the barking's coming from? Honestly, though, I know someone who was like a dog handler for the police force. once a dog's barking and you can hear that's close something to you just lay down on the ground you are not escaping you will get bitten if you keep running yeah yeah once the dogs on you
Starting point is 00:01:38 you bugger once i get the dog and the police helicopter on you you may as well just surrender police helicopter though i had a friend who also used to be in charge of like the cameras like he was one of those guys and he reckons should i tell people yep yeah he reckons the best thing you can do is you run to a mall as soon as you run to a mall they've obviously got you like a on a heat sensor, they're bugging. They don't know which one you are in the mall. You just stop running and just walk in a mall. No malls are open unless it's like late night Thursday.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Which place you're lucky, just get to Westfield. The dogs always, dogs always got to get you. I do want to say speaking of noises and things and maybe we'll talk about this later on. I need everyone to stop with the fireworks. I am done. There's a petition I signed it last night. I'm going to do it. It woke my child up last night.
Starting point is 00:02:28 night. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We're just saying off here, that's probably the song that I've thrashed and still enjoyed for the longest time, because when I do love a song, I will just play it over and over and over,
Starting point is 00:02:40 and eventually, obviously, I'll ruin it for myself. You know what it is with that song? It's the cadence of the way she sings. Yeah. It's so good. It's so different. Yeah. Although, I don't know what it says about my son,
Starting point is 00:02:52 the two songs he knows all the words to Man I Need and Where Is My Husband. Hey, that means she's got bloody good taste. That's what I'll say Yeah And also means that I might not get grandkids Jack Harlow He's only like four isn't he
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah He can adopt Saragasy there's options Hey you can have good taste And female pop stars Well man I It's more specifically the nature of the song Man I Need and where is my husband
Starting point is 00:03:16 Is what I was referring to As opposed to just a girly pop stars Yeah true The song I was trying to remember The other song that I thrashed Probably for the second amount Of longest time before man I need I need
Starting point is 00:03:25 I'm vanilla baby Jack Harlow I was a little killer baby I was singing it before and the guys are like, don't know what you're talking about and I was like, that's going to annoy me.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Jack, he kind of missed me. Really? You know how sometimes an artist comes along and you just never look in? Yeah. I missed him.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I find him white. I struggle with white rappers. Apart from vanilla ice you love. I thought he was really going to like put his roots deep though because then he was on white men can't jump. They did like a remix, a remake of that.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I didn't even know they did a remake of it. Yeah, and then he had a couple of tracks and I was like, he's around for a while. and then maybe not. Yeah, I don't know. What are the other big white rappers? M&M, obviously.
Starting point is 00:04:03 M&M, obviously. Maclemore, if it counts. Machine Gun Kelly at one point. Would you count Mark Warburg, Marky Mark? Of course. There's that other guy that you like near Naz or what, no, what's his name? I'll say, Lil Nas X is very black. He's black.
Starting point is 00:04:18 No, no, he's like the one you went to the concert at Spark Arena Clint. Oh, Enf. Enf. NF. Oh, yeah. He's white. He's an unbelievable rapper, very, very clear. of a guy.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Yeah. But MGK, his star's rising. Wax Mustang. Are you excited of him to come to El Theoro? Yes. When is that? April. I reckon I'll go to that too.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Yeah, I think it's like just before my birthday, so it'll be my... Oh, how old are you turning? 41. Jesus. My 40th is next year. I'm going to start planning. Are we invited? Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Are you going to have it on a boat? No, I think I'm going to do what Clinton did and hire a boogey estate and just invite my couple friends. Oh, okay. And then all my friends are Australia will come and there's too many people. It's expensive, but it'll pay memory dividends. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:05:00 At the moment, I'm like, listen to this podcast about that book, Die With Zero. And about spending your money and enjoying it, rather than we're just saving, saving, saving, and it's like, what's it for? Yeah, we're good at that. And, yeah, it talks about, like, when you spend money on things, like maybe a birthday, you think, oh, it's a lot of money. The memory dividends that it keeps on paying and the conversations you can have. For life.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Much better than a handbag. You can't open a high interest account with a memory dividend, though, can you? You can't go into Westpac and go, I've got it. 400 memory dividends. What can I do with them? That'd be good. But for Adrian's 40th, I thought ahead, because it was a couple years ago.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I sent him in his seven primary school best mates to the Gold Coast, put them up at the casino, like VIP tickets to the races, and I'm very anti the races. That's how much I love him. And I really spent up so that I could just file that away for it. It was my too.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Did he lose a lot of memory dividends at the cast? Well, they all got COVID, and the races got cancelled for the weather. Oh my God. Love that for us. All right. Throwback this morning we thought because it's Sky Forks. Is there any song that can rival Katie Perry? We will try, but probably be unsuccessful.
Starting point is 00:06:04 There's an Ellie Golding song called Explosions. Oh yeah, I like that song. Or there's Alicia Keys. This girl's on fire. That's a goodie. Love Alicia Keys. No explosion, unfortunately. Taylor Swift sparks fly.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Nah. I mean, I love Taylor, but it's not one of her strongest ones. Okay. Jordan Sparks I love this song Can't live in every win or air The only thing about that is the song The song's got nothing to do with
Starting point is 00:06:35 It's just turn name Okay okay what about this This might be the only one that might rival Katie Perry Pitball Fireball Fireball Do it
Starting point is 00:06:46 Oh it's like Sophie's choice No it's just definitely it Really? Yeah I think so I think it is Here she goes Okay It is your 6-8
Starting point is 00:06:55 I am throwback, obviously because of Guy Fawkes this morning. And Ash is going to tell us why we shouldn't be celebrating it next. Right. Oh, yeah. Great day to do it, Ash, on the day that all the fireworks fans come out and play. Surrender them now. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It is your 6 a.m. throwback.
Starting point is 00:07:14 We thought we'd go Guy Fawkes edition. Yeah. Have you guys ever seen that segment on Las Coulteristas podcast? That's called I don't think so, honey? No, I never heard of Las Cotteristas. Oh, you'd know it. It's Boen Yang and Matt Young. I think his name is too.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Hilarious. Anyway, they do it and they get guests to do it. They get one minute and to like rant, they have to fill the minute. They can't stop talking and it's something that they, I don't think so, honey. So in my instance, it would be, I don't think so, honey, setting off firecrackers at home. I'm done with it. It's rude. It's loud.
Starting point is 00:07:48 It upsets dogs and cats. It upsets my child. It wakes my child up at 10.30 at night and ruins my oral ring. sleep score. I just lay in bed every night and they start and I, you know, when you're like... What about the joy it brings other kids? No, I don't care. Do it earlier in the day at least.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I don't care if it's not dark. Move Guy Fawkes to winter. So, you know, I don't care, but I can't be having from 7.30 at night, last night it started. It wasn't even dark till like 11.30 people were putting firecrackers going. I'm with
Starting point is 00:08:21 you on this. I'm less about the children and more about the animals and this respect. I read last year, in New Zealand alone, 30 horses jumped fences because of fireworks. There was numerous cats and dogs that were injured from fireworks. This is pretty good at jumping though, aren't they? I know, but a lot of the time when they break a leg or anything like that, a horse needs to be put down. I think I have a different perspective from you both, but I've got to compromise. If it was just like, okay, we can't just take away everyone's fun all the time because there's always going to be a complaint.
Starting point is 00:08:55 always going to be someone that doesn't like something someone else loves. So we have Guy Fawkes on the 5th of November. Everyone knows on that day you go to that extra effort and you put your horses in the stables and you do all the things, right? And we just let them off. You let them off outside of 5th of November? It's illegal and you get fined. Happy for that.
Starting point is 00:09:11 But it's the dragging on before and after where you're right. It's been gone over two weeks. Yeah, you can't be looking after your animals and having your kids wake up for weeks. Don't people feel bad on a random Monday, a week before Guy Fawkes? at 10 p.m. letting a firecrackers. Like, don't people have any sense. I know I sound really ranty
Starting point is 00:09:31 and, like, white old lady yelling at sky. But I just feel like we need to just think of other people for once. I just don't understand what person goes. Oh, it's 10 o'clock at night. On a Monday, I'm going to let off firecrackers for 15 minutes in a suburban neighborhood where people are asleep. Like the fireworks, don't make noise. Like, my mother-in-law dropped off sparklers for the kids.
Starting point is 00:09:51 And they'll love it. And the sparkler go, no one's getting woken up by a sparkler. He's the thing, though, as well, in New Zealand. Fireworks used to be cool when you could get, like, skyrockets, the buzzy bees, all those that are now illegal. Now fireworks are so lame. Like, the best time to go and see fireworks is at a big public display, where they've got the proper big bangers. Don't you're just spending. No one's losing a hand.
Starting point is 00:10:13 You're throwing money down a gurgler for a thing that goes like, for like a second, and you're like, oh, there's ten bucks. You know, like, so you're better just to go to the big ones. Yeah. Is there some sort of Guy Fawkes fireworks display Or does that not happen? Oh yeah, there's most big towns or cities have one Yeah, I think there's a couple in all. Yeah, like there'll be kids that love it
Starting point is 00:10:34 And there'll be parents that want to use it as a bonding thing With their kids, but it's like, cool, do it on the 5th of November. I agree. And then the rest, and then it's done. And then I caught my one night of bad sleep. It's that when is this going to start, when is this going to end, it kills me. And the only exception where the police go, I will turn a blind eye, it's probably New Year's Eve.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah. Because you might save a couple before you. New Year's Eve and it's like everyone's up to midnight anyway, for most people. Dan probably you stand up to midnight this year? I never stay at them at midnight. I usually do. Oh, my head is on the pillow. Do you know my friends, a married couple have a tradition
Starting point is 00:11:07 where they have to be penetrating at midnight? That's cool. They start the year the way they intend to continue. Oh, good on them. So the whole year they're just doing it. Oh no, they just want to set the year up for success. So they start at 12 and how long do they normally, when do they normally wrap it? Oh, I don't know. But they like to be like, like, where. When the countdown happens, they like to be in the throes of Paschon.
Starting point is 00:11:28 They always turn around like, where's Rachel and Josh? Yeah. And then they're like, oh, you know we are Rachel. Dash, wait. Yeah, it's a good on them. Yeah, it's a good way to start the year. All right. Be safe.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Don't set things on fire. I imagine if you're a fireman today, you're like, oh, here we go. She's going to be a long shift. I wonder if they've got extra firemen on. Yeah, actually, for first call of the day, if you are a fireman, like, give us call, let us know what is today like? Like, do you have to start doubling your night? or is it not as bad as we think?
Starting point is 00:11:55 Is it ten times worse than we think? They're probably all still in bed to sleep at the moment. True, that. Preparing for a big night. Yeah. Oh, wait under the edge. Clint McGadden.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Let's go. And then it is Guy Fawkes tonight. Hopefully that doesn't happen. But I wonder how many fires do need to be put out on Guy Fawks if it's as many as we think. And John, for our first call of the day, is actually a fire. He runs a crew.
Starting point is 00:12:23 He'll know. Morning, John. Good morning, how are you? Oh, he sounds like a firefighter, doesn't need that big manly voice. You trust them, don't you? Yeah, I do trust you. So, mate, is this like disproportionately a busy night for you guys? It can be.
Starting point is 00:12:40 It depends on the weather. So if we had quite dry sort of weather like we have now, then, yes, the land can be sort of quite dry. So that's when it's sort of quite dangerous for. fireworks that can catch a lot of things alike. Yeah, is it, like I was saying before, is this a day that firefighters look
Starting point is 00:13:01 forward to, or is it a day that you dread? We dreaded, actually. Yeah, okay. Because, you know, lives could be lost, you know, people lose their property, and it's not something that we enjoy. You know, we see a lot of the grief and it's not something we
Starting point is 00:13:18 like, really. No. So what would your advice be for people who might have some firecrackers or fireworks to night. We can't stop people from doing it, obviously, but how do people do it safely? What would you suggest? Well, you can always go to the five-sters website, and it's got check it's right for your light. And also, if you're using fireworks, have a bucket of water that you put the fireworks into after they've been lit. And also, maybe a bucket of sand or something, whatever you have just to
Starting point is 00:13:50 because people get all the folks in a big heap and then they might go and put them somewhere and thinking they're fine but they're still a light with inside their cells so you've got to be very careful how many, I mean I know your job is
Starting point is 00:14:04 very varied as a firefighter job but how many lives you reckon you've saved in your time as a firefighter I don't really think of how many lives I've saved I just try and think of how many people I try and help.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Oh, what a man. What a man. That's the biggest thing. Were you part of the crew that helped squirt my cat out of the tree last year, John? You're in from Massey. I was in Swanson and I called the Fire Brigade and the lovely men came out within half an hour and he was up the tree and they couldn't get the ladder up there and they squirted him out and he survived to this day.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Was that you? No, that probably would be in the Henderson crew. Yes, he was. Yeah, they were amazing. Oh, Dan was in tears. His cat would have been missing like five days or something. He was up a tree for five days, John, and the fire service said, we can't get him out with the ladder too dangerous.
Starting point is 00:14:52 We'll squirt him out. And I was like, I don't think he will survive it. And they were like, he will, and he did. Yeah, nine lives. Yeah, they do. Five lives is right. Good on you, John. Thanks, John.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Thank you for all your hard work in keeping us all safe. Brother, you have a wonderful evening. Yeah. Or just morning. Yeah, oh yeah, you mean later on tonight? Yeah. I thought you forgot where you were for a minute. It's like, babe, it's like 6.30.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Hey, we'll see how the voucher as well You can go spend in store, John, so hold there You can head to Z And grab their newest ultimate pie Beef, Briscuit, smoke cheddar and jalapino Do you reckon they listen to this in the truck When they're driving around? What a song
Starting point is 00:15:32 I feel like the siren would overpower it I reckon they're just When they've saved somebody The driver's like, should I put it on? I reckon this is one of the sexiest songs ever written It makes me horny. And then when that one ends,
Starting point is 00:15:47 you've always got somebody in the back, like young Kyle going, can I put on a song after this one? Can I put on a song? There's a little Kyle in here. I don't know. That other one's sexy. It's isn't the lyrics like,
Starting point is 00:16:00 Hey, Little Girl is your daddy home? Sounds a bit pitoish. Yeah, it does. No, they're both young. They're both like teenagers. And they say, is your dad home? Good, because I've got a bad desire. I'm on fire.
Starting point is 00:16:11 That sounds really bad. How old was he when he wrote that then? I don't know. Okay, how old was spring thing? I don't ruin my favourite song. She's like, oh, you've ruined it for me now. No, you can't ruin a guy because I've thought about it before. I'm on fire.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Sorry, we're just going to have to hold here for a second question. He was 32 when he wrote, I'm on fire. Hey, little girl, is your daddy home and he's 32? Let's just hope that he was imagining back when he was like younger. The Clint McG and Dan podcast. Gossiper entertainment. Clint McGinnett, Dan, with Ash, London. Scandal.
Starting point is 00:16:42 So people's sexiest man alive. has been announced I know you know who it is already but if you were going to choose someone who would you choose? I'm just glad it wasn't bloody McDreamy again like the most un-tropical person He did it last year didn't he?
Starting point is 00:17:00 No, no, John Krasinski was last year You should know you ended up like trying to replicate his photos Krasinski also, not see of all the people. You know what? You don't want to be nominated as the sexist man of life. You can't win because everyone will go, what, that goes in the hot?
Starting point is 00:17:16 I think everyone's in agreement for this years, though. Yeah, I think so. And I love that it's a gay man. And one of my favorite things about 2025, and I don't know George Michael started this off, but the fact that now gay men can be heterosex symbols because women don't care, because it's like, well, I'm not going to have sex with him anyway.
Starting point is 00:17:31 So it doesn't matter if he's at home-exually. Yeah, I wouldn't care of a hot chick. I don't care of a hot chick's a lesbian. Yeah, it's true. Clint would see that as a challenge. He's like, I could do it. So it was announced. on Jimmy Fallon. I'll let
Starting point is 00:17:46 Jimmy do the have, what's the word, do the honors? His characters are often seen on horseback. He's a triple threat. He can act, sing and dance. You might be familiar with his slutty little
Starting point is 00:18:08 glasses. He had a fantastic year starring in not one, but two giant blockbusters, Jurassic World Rebirth and Wicked. The sequel, Wicked for Good, comes out November 21st. Here he is, People's Sexiest Man Alive, Jonathan Bailey! Yes, we know him from Wicked, we know him from Bridgeton. If you don't know him from Wicked, he's him doing a bit of a sing-along
Starting point is 00:18:35 that mean Dan will know all the words to this. Swaying and sweeping and now he's keeping cool. Sounds like, life is fraudless, when you're thoughtless. What is this happen? Sounds like Wolverine. Who's that? Oh, Hugh Jackman. He's like, does he?
Starting point is 00:18:52 No. No, no, sure don't wear less. You might also know him as Anthony from Bridgeton. He's very British. Yeah, and his front cover, there's two alternative covers. In one of them, he's holding a cavoodle. Oh, anyone's going to look a lot when they're covering half their face. I could hold a cover.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Vood on look hot. He's covering half his face with the puppy. Come on, but look at the other cover. He's like coming out of the water and he's all wet. Oh my gosh. I'm glad you said out of the water. Yes, come on, mate. My goodness.
Starting point is 00:19:21 I will say that he's definitely, I'm looking through all the covers of the last five to six years. I reckon he's the best of the lot. So John Krasinski last year, McDreamy before that. Chris Evans is very sexy and very likable. Paul Rudd, I mean, yeah, Michael B. Jordan. Every day of the weekend twice. Sunday, that is a sexy man. They were scraping the barrel
Starting point is 00:19:45 in 2017 when they put Blake Shelton, you're right, Clinton. Yeah, and John Legend, not sexy. Idris Elba, hell yes. The Rock, take him or leave him. Adam Levine, that hasn't aged well. David Beckham. Yeah, I was like, hold on. How did Bridges Cowell? Why does Dan and Ash have all the photos of these hot sexy men
Starting point is 00:20:03 and I have nothing? Sorry, what actually happened was the printer was taking a while, but Dan actually asked for his to be laminated, so I just quickly gave him yours and then, yeah, I'll swap them back. Yeah, good one. Yeah, it's a bit of a zinger. But ironically, they're not laminar.
Starting point is 00:20:17 So you've dropped the ball. Yeah, you've actually got clints one. So your spray and white versions coming by. Okay, that's enough, boys. That's enough. That's enough. That's it. That's two high-fives from me to you, my brother.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Why isn't there a sexiest woman alive? Is that? Because it's a bit too un-teasy. Oh, why are we allowed to objectify him? Because you've had hundreds of years of objectifying us. You guys want equality. Oh, shut up. You can't.
Starting point is 00:20:41 picking shoes when you want it? The pendulum is still swinging so far to your side. Let us have one thing. But if a woman is going, I'm putting my hand up saying, yes, I like being nominated for 60th woman alive. Then if she's okay with being Googled at? It's not about that. It's about the fact that women have been objectified for centuries. This is just trying to move the pendulum a bit more into the middle. That's why I've told you to stop doing that one on your group chat box gap either year,
Starting point is 00:21:08 Clint. You're trying to get that off the ground in your eyes. Okay, well then how do you feel about the farming calendar being all women getting their rigs out then? Okay, first of all, their firefighters raising money for charity, doing off their own volition, and they're in pants and a crop top. Yeah. Come on. We're all still going down.
Starting point is 00:21:26 It's celebrating their strength and power. Oh, whatever. If they were in bikini, G-string bikinis, then it was people's sexiest firefighters, then it would be different, but it's not. No, but the men ended up covering up so much and holding, like, like hanging out with kids and stuff, got so PC. Oh, it sounds like you disappointed.
Starting point is 00:21:43 You disappointed at the men I'm taking it off of their clothes. They got rid of the calendar completely and now we've brought her back with scantily clad, like, women in their... They're not scantily clad. They're wearing pants. Yeah, but they're still got like little crops. Stop trying to make a point that isn't there to be made. No woman wearing what she's wearing and the fireman calendar is running into a burning building wearing the same uniform.
Starting point is 00:22:05 It's for charity. It's very different. The men, two years ago, would have run into the building that was on firemen. wearing the same thing that they're wearing in the photo shoot. I'm embarrassed for you. You haven't got a point. You can't say that the women in these photos that are on this calendar are wearing the same thing that they would wear at work.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I'm not saying that, but I'm saying this isn't a bikini calendar. It's a charity thing where they're wearing pants cropped up and looking strong and powerful. They're still trying to make it sexy to sell calendars. You can't say it's not sexy. I'm not saying it's not sexy. I'm saying the point of it isn't for men to buy the thing and wank off at home over it. No one's saying that. Well, you are saying that because you're saying it's sexy.
Starting point is 00:22:44 No, no, no, no. Never did I use the double words saying that that's all men are buying the calendar. That is you putting words into my mouth. Dad is hiding under the desk. I'm not part of this radio show. I'm saying people are looking at the calendar and are still fighting these women attractive. They're not just going, damn, they're not attractive, but look how powerful that. Are you saying that that is the same as FHM's sexiest?
Starting point is 00:23:03 No. Okay, that's exactly. We're agreeing then. Well, so why are we fighting? I don't know. It's because you're a... because Clint just wanted to see some more nudie ladies. What I'm saying is you don't get to make the point that, like, it's objectifying women
Starting point is 00:23:17 and we should be allowed to, we're not allowed to do it so you can't do it either. No, I'm saying why are women allowed to be empowered by saying we want the sexist woman alive? And if you don't want it, you don't need to be on the cover. But there'll be some woman that probably do. Sidney, for example, I think she'd be the type of woman that would say, yes, chuck me on the cover of sexist woman. So you think that she just like, all she has to offer the world is just those glorious braces. Based on what she puts out to the world,
Starting point is 00:23:42 I think she would be fine being on the cover of the six-year-s woman alive. And she would be fine, and I agree with that, more power to her. You're absolutely right. But unfortunately, after decades and decades of selling magazines and newspapers off the back of taking advantage of women and sexualising women in the media, unfortunately we don't get to have nice things anymore. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:05 It's just to go from history. That's all it is. I've just realized we've been arguing for over five minutes. So I'm not supposed to... Wow, a list of text coming through. Actually, I'm with a boss. He said play a song. So I'm actually with him.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Sorry, guys. We were going to take calls on who was hard done by? I'm not sure whether there's any more to discuss. We've just run out of time. Like, of all the men that were hard done money that could have made the cover. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Let's just... And, by the way, Clint, my vote for Megan Fox's box gap of the year. I've sent that through the group chat. You're such a joke. also guys now people get all like angry on text it's like people are allowed to have healthy discussions where we don't agree and then we might actually see each other's point and change our opinion on what we thought and that's what somebody said it's the thing I love most about you Clint is you listen and you will actually change your mind if you and seven minute break Clint Megan Dan stinky boo Rhythm and Vine's tickets Friday morning between 10 sorry 6 a.m and 10 a.m. on our show
Starting point is 00:25:09 show you get on there you go on for free double pass all yours with camping so you get the whole pack yeah come on we ain't stingy at rhythm and vines without camping no way I just realized something we've forgotten a name that either has been hard done by and people sex his man alive or might win it next year
Starting point is 00:25:25 Robert Irwin oh yes wouldn't he just nail that I think he's maybe a bit too young at the moment he might look a bit like who yeah maybe he's only like 21 or something okay maybe give him a couple years he more like sexiest boy alive yeah which I don't know if you can do that yeah Young adult.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Maybe he's at his time in the sun with, was it, Bonds? Yep. And then the other guy, the Calvin Klein did? Jeremy Allen White from the bear. And he's in the new Springsteen movie. I reckon he would have been a runners-up this year. A few people have checked through their opinions on who it should have been this year. Zach Heffron's come through.
Starting point is 00:25:56 I reckon he's ruined his face. Oh, I don't want to break his jaw. Yeah, yeah. Did he, though? I think he's using that. I've met him a couple times and he's got a very sexy aura. He's one of those people that, like, you know, you meet famous, people and sometimes they're fine but they'll be
Starting point is 00:26:10 disinterested. Zach Ephron stares you into your soul when he speaks to you and I like that at a man. Henry Cavill's come through a couple of times as well he was Superman. Now also in the, is it called The Witcher? The show he's in on Netflix. My wife Hannah Swoon's over that, loves it. Ryan Gosling, Chase Crawford.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I mean, considering how sexy Ryan Gosling is and you look back over the last 10 years, isn't at it? His wife must be fuming, isn't that? Eva Mendez. She's absolutely beautiful. People say we look alike. No one's ever said that If you start saying it
Starting point is 00:26:44 Alyssa's made a good point Adam Brody Can we back up You look like even joking Oh right Jesus Daniel That's why I paused afterwards And said
Starting point is 00:26:53 No one ever said that It was not long enough pause Don't be mean to Ash please We've only got it for a little time Yeah I'm gonna enjoy the time we have with her I'm gonna miss me Even Mendes from Timo That's what I would say
Starting point is 00:27:05 Timu Mendes I'll take that I'd be happy with Timmu You'd be like, something's not right there, but I'll take it. It's still lovely. She's so beautiful that I'd take it. Seth Cohen, Adam Brody. Oh, for nobody wants this. I wouldn't call him sexy, though.
Starting point is 00:27:19 You know what I mean? Because he's meant to be a hot rabbi in the show. Yeah, yeah, and he is gorgeous, but I don't, you know, and... Boy Next Door vibes. Yes, exactly right. You take home to mum. I'd love people to do our best boy next door. Oh, Alyssa agrees.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Are you watching Nobody Wants us, Season 2 at the moment, Alyssa? I've actually already finished it. How did you feel about the next season, babe? Because I loved season one. Did you feel like season two kind of maybe didn't hit the mark as much? I don't know. I loved it. I definitely loved it.
Starting point is 00:27:51 She's like Adam Brody's her. I watched it in like three days. Isn't he just so beautiful, that beard? I did that thing, Lissa. In two days, I got all the way to like episode six, and then I realized there's only like two left. And so now I'm like droop feeding it like a half an episode of night to myself. Were you an OC fan, Alyssa, before, obviously, the new show?
Starting point is 00:28:09 O-G man Oh gee Wasn't that a great show We watched it again About a year ago And it holds up in 2025 Most people didn't like Him and the OC
Starting point is 00:28:18 They liked his old man Sandy Sandy Cohen Miss Daddy ever Sandy my dad Oh my goodness I wish he was my dad Some paparazzi
Starting point is 00:28:27 All like some fan footage Emerged this week Of Ryan in the show On a red carpet And Sandy's there And they're just like chatting And it made my heart swell Yes dad
Starting point is 00:28:37 Kirstin and Sandy couple goals. Kirsten from the O.C. Marry, the richest man in Canada. Shut up. Shut. Really? She's like super loaded. I think they split up since, but she got a bit of the... Yeah. Alimony. Okay, your chance. Speaking of cash, to win some next a grand in the hand. Easy money. If you think you can give us
Starting point is 00:28:55 10 answers in 30 seconds, it's the game for you. Clint, Megan Dan. The Edge. 1K.E. Money. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst the ROVAP. If you get 10 out of 10 on the online game, you go on the draw to win a thousand dollar cash prize or you can try your luck at seven and eight every morning like martin martin morning oh good morning guys how you do good mate i love the name martin because
Starting point is 00:29:21 it it correlates with you you've called a few times martin we love you too all right money i can go through the rules quickly ten answers starting with the letter ash gives you in 30 seconds you win a grand he can pass but no repeated answers cool okay your letter today's L Elfa, look at him go, that Jeep workshop. It's Martin. Okay? Come on, babes. Can I please have beginning with Elle, a girl's name?
Starting point is 00:29:48 Lindy. A movie? Uh, love a sight. Yeah, a sport. Uh, spouse. A word related to travel. Uh. Pass.
Starting point is 00:30:09 An athlete. Puss. He's done. Martin's just like, Martin's like, pass. LeBron James, Lionel Messi, Lewis Hamilton. Oh, my eyes going to kill me on that one. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Yeah, that's okay, Tiles. I hate to say another L word is loser, but, and I don't want to tell you because you're not, you're not, Martin. Unfortunately. I just love him. How defeated your past is gone as the game went on. Sometimes she just doesn't. She's just going to knock me on the dirt.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I'm also on that, that's all. Yeah, I even think your second one had a question mark. So technically, I think you got one. Maybe two. Yeah. It's been a pleasure talking to you, Marty. It has. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Thank you guys. Don't let it ruin your day, Martin. Yeah, it's all up from here. Clint, Megan, Dan. A bit of a spoiler alert, I suppose, because we're. we're so far behind on TVNZ Plus, The Voice Australia. And the reason why you may already know how it goes is because Cassie Henderson, Kiwi Girl, friend of the show, is actually on this Australian season of The Voice.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Done incredibly. Done very, very well if you follow her on social, made it all the way to the final. Take a listen to her final performance. She eventually gets a guitar on, I have a dream about her, she rings my bell. She eventually gets to the chorus and throws a guitar on and rocks out. She made the song her own as well, like did a different version. Love it. She's a star.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Four women rocking out in the final. The winner, Dan may enjoy the performance better than Cassie's, just based on song choice alone. You're Celine Dion. Yeah. What a guest, I just have to admit that it's all coming back to me. So coming back. Cassie's better.
Starting point is 00:32:21 It's a high grade. Like I love Celine Dion. I think that's why because no one does it better. Boy, it's for the high note. It was more than any laws allowed Baby, baby, baby, baby Where I took? That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:32:42 She came good. I love that line. It was more than any laws allowed. That's so good, eh? What is going on there, Celine? That's such a powerful song. It really is. Alyssa, her name is,
Starting point is 00:32:54 and she's quitting her job. She said she's done with Bunnings. Oh, Bunnings? Because they would have all been cheery. and her on getting on to vote. They would have a bad girl, Alyssa. Is the name Melissa? Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Turns out, I guess the figure for her to walk away was 100 grand. She got 100,000 bucks for winning the show. If you're not paying tax on that, I'm nuts, that's pretty good. I guess you'd roll the dice as well. You'd go, I could always go back to Bunnings. True, that. They'll always have your back.
Starting point is 00:33:19 True. But the thing is, you want to roll the dice, you've won. You ride the wave. Yeah. Live off the 100K for a year. There is no wave with the voice, is there? I don't know. Is there a wave?
Starting point is 00:33:27 She gets an artist development package and access to her. Sydney Recording Studio, but I think they give you a hundred bucks and then go, have a nice life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If we ever get to interviewer, we should test her about Bunnings and that you know how everybody, Bunnings knows which aisle everything is. What hell is the paint stripper in? She's like 26. You could ask anyone at Bunnings, that's
Starting point is 00:33:44 so cool, and you just go and you go, oh, where can I find the nails? And they go, aisle 17? You could also ask my father-in-law. Yeah. Oh, really? The man lives at Bunnings. He is Bunnings. We could take some calls on what crazy thing made you quit your job. I guess winning the voice and getting six figures as a cash price, that'll do it.
Starting point is 00:34:01 You'll be like, yeah, okay, I think I'm done with my old job. What is it for you that happened? And you were like, I'm done here. I'm quitting. I'm finished. Maybe your girlfriend or boyfriend left the country to move overseas and you're like, I'm just going with them. I'm quitting and just followed them across the world.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Maybe you were in love with your co-worker, and he said, I'm in love with you. And they said, I don't feel the same way. He said, I'm going to leave you. That's a good one. Got to go. Yeah, because it could be something terrible that happened or something amazing that happened. And you would just say, I'm out of here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:29 A real just epiphany moment. You're like, I'm walking away. Just had an argument with someone at work, you know, and it was just too awkward. So did you win the voice? You were like, okay, I'm too good for this place now? Yeah. What was it?
Starting point is 00:34:42 What crazy thing just made you go? I'm quitting. 0,800 there, you can fire us the text on 3343. We're just talking about the winner of the Australian voice, Alyssa Del Popolo. She just won 100,000 bucks and some recording time. And she said she's done with Bunnings. Back from Mitch who texts through about Bunnings
Starting point is 00:35:00 because we're always like, it's so amazing we go to Bunnings and you just ask someone what aisle the hoses are in and they're like 13. He said Bunnings fact. Pretty much every store, Bunning's store, is laid out in the way building a house in the order of how you build a house. So the timbers first, if you think about it, then you go to like safety equipment, nails,
Starting point is 00:35:17 then the tools in the middle, then paints. Yeah. And then like doors and stuff. Yeah, lighting. And then at the very end is your outdoor furniture and your garden. Isn't that incredible? It's blow my mind. Who knew?
Starting point is 00:35:27 Doesn't what? Tell you her new. Mitz knew. And that's why the staff were always so good at picking out stuff because they know exactly where everybody is. They'd be like, where would you put that in the order of building your house? Probably somewhere in the first third and then they kind of have a rough idea. That is so smart.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Shut, Mitch. That's awesome. It blew our mind and you text that in. Great fact. Love you guys. All we do, aren't you? We want to know, though, what was the crazy thing that just made you quit your job? Winning the Voice Australia? That'll look.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Yeah, definitely do it. So, Lani, you worked for Big Food Foods. Yeah, good food, yeah, delivering food to all the restaurants and care. Okay, why did you quit? Oh, what was that, sorry? Why did you quit? What happened? Oh, well, when you got back from your daily run,
Starting point is 00:36:12 they would have a board and it had what run you were on the next day. And so you'd be like, oh, yeah, that run starts at 5.30. So you'll turn up at that time. And then overnight, they would have changed you and had you on a run that started an hour earlier, so you were right behind from the get-go. Nah. Oh, yeah, why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:36:29 See you out. Setting yourself up to fail, really? No, no deal. They were. They were. We love you, Lani. Lani, hold there. We're going to saw you out of the $50 dollar voucher to go spend in Subway.
Starting point is 00:36:39 The Coraloupe is back at participating restaurants for a limited time only. Paige, you worked at Robert Harris. Throwback? Yes, I did, unfortunately. Why did you leave, babe? The drama. We had a really cheeky boss who was like really, really frugal. And any time we accidentally broke any dishes or anything, she'd want us to, like, repay them or work for free to pay for them.
Starting point is 00:37:04 And one night, she basically said, all, everybody can come in after 6 o'clock, and you guys can clean the cafe for free for two hours to repay the dishes. And I said, that's my day off. I'm not doing it. And so the next day I got told you can stay later to clean what you didn't clean yesterday. when we were doing all of our cleaning and I said, no, I got into a big argument with the manager and she told me basically you're the only person we have a problem with
Starting point is 00:37:34 and I said because I'm the only person who actually stands up for myself in the cafe you boss everybody else around and I pulled it an F off and I walked out of the cafe and then I handed it in my three weeks. Oh, I love that. So then you got an F off
Starting point is 00:37:46 and then you had to go back and work for a fortnight? Yeah, it was just predictable. Oh yeah, you need to be sure that you're never going back to you're using an F off. No, I'm a save on my mom now. I've got two babies now. Good on you.
Starting point is 00:38:00 All right, well, we're going to send you a $50 dollar voucher to go spend in Subway as well. Melty, Uzi. The Cotonboo's back. Get amongst it, Paige. Just confirming it wasn't Robert Harris that was the dick. No. Robert's lovely. I've met Robert.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Beautiful man. Lovely guy. Someone else that I was a support carer and this lovely client power chucked all over me. I had to drive home in his shirt and a towel. Had a shower cleaned up. Then got a blasting from my boss for being late to my next client. I quit after that shit. Fair enough. Having someone else's vomit on and use a tough day at work.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Someone else working at the Polynesian spa wanted Saturday and Sunday off to attend a 30th. Gave a month's notice and they said, nah. So she just didn't show up. She was like, okay, well, I'm not going to be here. So good luck. You know what? It's mostly bosses that are pissing people off,
Starting point is 00:38:45 just dickhead bosses. Yeah. It's exactly right. It's not hard to treat people with respect. Amen. You know, I think most people don't want a lot from their bosses. They just want to feel like they're treated with some fairness and respect.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah, we're all at a dickhead boss. And how good now we all know where this is to find stuff in bunnings. That's blown my face off. You learn something happy about that. All right, we'll get a scandal update and also a reminder. Your chance to play again for a grand in the hand.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Hopefully you do a better job than Martin did at seven. Poor, poor dude. He was his little heart. He was lovely, though. He was. Clint, Megan Dan. We've had people texting, asking about the people's lotto ticket
Starting point is 00:39:23 for tonight's draw. We've got half the numbers We need to find the other lucky numbers After 8 this morning We're going to win big 36 mil I hope so Gossip and Dan with Ash London
Starting point is 00:39:35 Scandal The tagline of this film is let it bro Let it bro Let it bro Let it bro See what they're done there Yeah the latest Christmas film to be announced
Starting point is 00:39:45 Which will be dropping In about a week and a half A very Jonas Christmas movie That's right The Jonas Brothers Starring in their own Christmas movie Look at Dan's face
Starting point is 00:39:54 He's so jealous. The Jonas Brothers, so crud. He's so, you would die to be a Joe, bro. I never got into Camp Rock, but, I mean, I still, it feels, it sounds cheesy enough that I'd like it. Exactly, and these things should be cheesy. So Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family, the Ginger from Modern Family, he's playing Santa Claus.
Starting point is 00:40:13 He's funny. He's funny. Kenny G. is in it. He's a bit of the trailer of a very Jonas Christmas movie. No one can miss Christmas. Have you ever seen a Christmas movie, it's the entire plot of the film. We have time. It's the 23rd. I can get you on a flight, but you need to be on the train.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Paris in... 30 minutes. Let's go. Oh, wrongly, wrong league. Almost in Paris. Now approaching our final destination to Amsterdam. What? Way to go, Nick.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Okay, how is this my fault? What the hell? Lock the door. It's just two pieces of string. Tie it tight. Yeah, it's tight, tighter. I bumped into Lucy Chan. We had a connection.
Starting point is 00:40:50 How many connections have you had this month? Joe can't count that eye. You lost all three of your password? Joe lost them. You get the idea. You get the idea. And Nick Jonas Can act? He was in Jumanji.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Of course he can. They all can act. Can Brock, hello. I love these because you know it's going to have a bit of budget behind it. It's a race against time. There's airports. There's snow. I just can't wait to see this.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Why is he always airports and stuff in Christmas movies, eh? I guess because you're traveling at Christmas. Yeah, and you want to get home and so often the idea is you've got to be home for Christmas. So is it kind of like Joey and friends how he's like always trying to be an actor. and he obviously is acting so are they kind of doing this inception type thing where they are trying
Starting point is 00:41:32 he said something about a Christmas movie but he's obviously in a Christmas movie yeah I think there's probably a lot of like self referential moments they're in on the joke here yeah okay right so I'll have to find out I can't quite find out at the moment
Starting point is 00:41:45 how we can watch it here in ends it but I will find out we've got a week and a half to figure it out oh yeah sure there's a few new Christmas movies out this year as well I've seen a few trailers Netflix, I mean, every year, oh, it's Disney Plus, sorry. Every year Netflix does about four or five originals,
Starting point is 00:42:01 and usually they have one famous person, so Lindsay Lohen did it one year. That's right, yeah. What's that famous? Brooke Shields did it. This year, it's Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, and the Clueless Chick, Alicia Silverstone. Cool, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Love a Christmas movie, but they have to be good. I don't know about the Jonas brothers. Oh, they don't need to be good for me. If you suspect your partner might be doing the dirty and you want us to do a little investigating, We're going to try and help you before 8 o'clock. But ponder the question, how much money would you pay to find out if your partner was cheating? How much would you, I'd like to know how much you'd pay Clint just quickly.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Find out if Jay was too. I reckon Clint would be like, I don't care, it's kind of hot. It's so true. Clint, Meg and Dan. We had Luke, who's been our only easy money winner this week. But his profession, I think, is exactly the same as others that have also won easy money. through this morning from Dunners Luke Good morning.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Norina, how are we, team? Better now we're talking to you. Teachers normally go all right, and I see you are one. At St. Clair's. I am a teacher. Oh, St. Clair School. Shout out to the kids. Yeah, so we were hopeful that he'd do all right, and he bloody did.
Starting point is 00:43:10 A film. Waterboy. An emotion. Worry. Oh, my God. Yeah. $1,000 richer for another teacher. It was so quick.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Yeah, usually we have to stop down, check the answers, but there was just, that was, you know... Brock's solid, wasn't he? Absolutely bloody male. And then they started getting curious about what professions may do better at easy money or just general trivia. And we'll chat, GPT, said, yeah, teachers are right at the top. Especially I'd say primary school teachers, as I said yesterday,
Starting point is 00:43:40 because they teach everything. It's not like a high school teacher where they've got one specialist topic. So if you are in this top ten, I mean, anyone can play. But I just feel like if you've never called and your profession is in this top ten, What are you up to? Working for the government, civil servants, number 10. Doctors or pharmacists number nine. Lawyers at number eight.
Starting point is 00:43:59 None of these people need $1,000, babe. Yeah, I know, but supposedly these are the ones to have in your pub quiz team. Or any sort of just general trivia, if you need to do a phone a friend. The next one's a millionaire. IT professionals, it's seven, scientists, six. Then these people arguably aren't earning a lot of money, but they're in the top five. Writers at number five. Are you earning a lot of money from your writing, Ash?
Starting point is 00:44:24 No. Librarians at number four. Love librarians. A lot of books, a lot of knowledge. True. Researchers, number three, I guess you've got to know a lot of random stuff about stuff. Yeah. Can we put ourselves at number two?
Starting point is 00:44:39 Why not? Journalists and broadcasters. Yeah, we're broadcasters. I think because you have to have quite a quick mind when you're a media person. But also we read the news every day, general knowledge. We spend to a lot of people. We just know a lot of stuff, useless stuff. Yeah, just a little bit about everything, like politics, pop culture, sport, science.
Starting point is 00:44:58 But not enough to be a professional at it, just a little bit. And then teacher is coming at number one. So if you are in any of those professions, you've never played easy money. I think you need to give it a crack at 8 o'clock to win a thousand bucks. And just a reminder, Hayden Allen, who's texted you through. Hey, you're a regular listener, bro. You should know. He said, hey, me this guy, isn't the movie called The Waterboy.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Now, we've made this a blanket rule when it comes to films because we did give away the 10K for The Lion King, being an L. So for films moving forward, we have kind of decided that it's the main word after that. Yes, the first major word after that. Yes. Yeah, mate, it's easy money. We're trying to make it easy. That's right, not hard money.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Can I add another one to the list, professions? Uber drivers and taxi drivers. They're always talking to people, having yarns. They're hearing stuff. Yeah, they're hearing stuff. They probably listen to the radio quite a bit, you know, Like, they just exist, but they are talking to people. I reckon they could call as well.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Yeah, true, because if you're a chatty Uber driver, you go, so what do you do? And you're right. You find out a little bit about everything. Alternatively, maybe you've never had a job in your life, and you're a hermit. And you still might win. You could do it with a thousand bucks if you knew that a job.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Eight o'clock, or get amongst the online game on the Rover app because if you get 10 out of 10 on that, you've got on the draw to win a thousand bucks as well. Planned our ways to win some cash. But next, speaking of money, how much money would you pay to find out if your partner was cheating on you. Because one website has put a price on it
Starting point is 00:46:22 and we'll do a deep dive across all of the different dating sites in the world using AI to find your cheating partner. Details next. Meg flicked us a DM yesterday. Good DM it was too. I don't know why she knows this or...
Starting point is 00:46:40 Oh, travel in paradise. Initially I was like, why does Meg know this? Why does she know how much it costs? but if you want to put a price on finding out if your partner is cheating or not, somebody has, and you can actually pay the money and they'll do the work for you. Take a listen. I just saw that there's a website called cheaterbuster.com.
Starting point is 00:46:59 You pay $18, but it will be American, so like $35 for a one-time search. And then there's a subscription as well that will search them every week. But it's using AI where you give their first name, whereabouts they might live, and then upload like six photos. of them and it will search all of
Starting point is 00:47:17 like Tinder, Grindr, all of the dating apps and websites for their face under like different profiles and names and stuff. That game over guy. That game over babe. I could not focus on anything but Miller's little baby voices. The gurgling sound is actually her
Starting point is 00:47:33 baby because she's on Matt Leap if you do the show. So sweet. Yeah look I've got many thoughts about this. As we said, if you've got enough suspect suspicion to pay money, for service, red flag. I mean, I'd like to think it's
Starting point is 00:47:49 people's last resort. You know, they've chatted to their partner that he's denied it. You know, then you've got, maybe done some digging, you're like, I'm sure I've seen him with a girl. You know what? You know who this is for, I think, this service? You ended up hooking up with someone when they already had a boyfriend or girlfriend, right?
Starting point is 00:48:06 And now they're with you. So you know it's possible because that's how you got them. And then they start working late and you go, hold on, hold on. If that happened to me, I'd be like, yeah, but I'm so good. I was the only one to draw him out of a relationship and why would he do it? I hate the technology.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Go on the days where you can have an extramountable passion and not worry about it. Now AI's hunting you, you know? Do you know, I find it crazy if people are cheating that they would put themselves on a public dating site. Even under a different name, I mean, I guess maybe it's only when they travel to Australia and then they go and set their account up,
Starting point is 00:48:38 but I guess they won't be able to do that anymore because AI will just search all the websites regardless of your location. I wish I'd thought of this. I'd be making millions. They reckon on their website has a counter and it like ticks over. One million, 20,000 and one cheetahs caught so far since started the website. I wonder if it counts, though, if you've been on a dating app, say,
Starting point is 00:48:57 because I've been stung by this before. And I met my wife, Hannah, on there. And I just forgot to turn off my thing. And so I'm still showing up on the, not now, but years ago. And so she saw me, or one of her friends saw me, I was still on the dating apps after like three months. And they were like, he's still on there. I just had forgotten to delete my thing
Starting point is 00:49:16 I don't think Hannah would have been worried She knew that you were not going to do better than her Yeah she was like he's not doing anything If we Use some work money to get a subscription service going Because I reckon once you punch in your six photos In less than 10 minutes It'll find them
Starting point is 00:49:32 Wow But then obviously you have a subscription So that every week it searches again And again and again And almost like you're just trawling like the internet So that if any point between now and say Christmas they put a foot wrong
Starting point is 00:49:46 you'll get the notification going we got them we'll spot someone the 35 bucks well we yeah but you have to be pretty sure that they're cheating though I reckon to get into this
Starting point is 00:49:54 producer Carl so I've signed up and I've got the boss credit card saved so I'm just searching up NEPI or our producer here who's on a couple dating apps
Starting point is 00:50:02 see what happens nice if he bobs up on Grindr yeah there he is I aren't subscribed from that years ago imagine that though if you were dating a guy
Starting point is 00:50:12 in like a relationship and then he showed up on Grindr, that would be even more scandalous. It's so common. Would I reckon, absolutely. Okay, we'd like to know, would you like us to secretly punch your partner into the website and do a little check for you? Just on a secret one. It cost you nothing.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Yeah. And then if he is cheating, we'll secretly just punch your partner. That'll teach him a lesson. What is going on in the moment that has you maybe a little bit, I mean, curious as to, wondering what he's up to him, whether he is working, like. Or she. Yeah, girls can cheat too. Oh, 800th the edge, we can disguise your voice and change your name
Starting point is 00:50:48 if you just want to let us know why you suspect. They could be doing the dirty and you need confirmation whether they are wrong. We'll pay for the subscription so you don't have to. Yeah. I wait under the edge. Back to friends. Quite fitting, maybe.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Considering what we're talking about at the moment, there is a website cheetahbuster.com. You can jump on and subscribe yourself if you like Or you can just give us call on 0800 The Edge We've got the boss's credit card We'll start a subscription service You punch in some details about them and some photos And it will use AI to scour all the dating sites
Starting point is 00:51:27 Across the world Every corner of the web And it'll come back and go, yeah He is on a dating website He's just using a different name So there's someone that's called through We're going to call them Sarah Fake name. They're on the voice disguise
Starting point is 00:51:39 And morning Sarah Morning Now we're going to get your partner's name and details off here and do a bit of a search for you But why do you want us to even do a bit of digging Like why do you suspect they might be So there's been a few incidents in our relationship We have been together for almost 10 years
Starting point is 00:52:00 And there's been hump But because we have children I feel like I've stayed for that reason I obviously love this person That I do have trust issues from things that have happened previously And he's currently away at the moment And he's been dishonest about some things already Could you give us some examples of the dishonesty
Starting point is 00:52:28 Like what's happened that's made you think These cheating So usually with trips Like he's away, he goes away quite often for work and I have one thing, obviously, being the stay-home parent that I asked him to live by, if you're going away for work and leaving me here with all the responsibilities, I expect that you are there just for work, no going out, having fun, getting on the piss kind of thing. So that happened, and then I get the excuses.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I went to bed early, and then I find then he tells the truth. I was drinking, but I was only up to 12, but you were actually. until 3 a.m. It's just stuff like this. Oh, okay. We definitely need to get his details and put him in the old Cheaterbuster.com website. There's a difference between partying late
Starting point is 00:53:17 with the lads and cheating, though, isn't there? Yeah, but I mean, nothing good happens after midnight. That's exactly right, especially when you're on the piss away from your father. I feel like it's the job. I feel like it's the type of job, too, and so many people in this job have the stereotype of cheating,
Starting point is 00:53:33 and I have had multiple friends who have gone through this. It's not looking good. We're going to keep your details and we'll do some digging. You'll know if we find anything. We'll get you on again tomorrow. There's other people. Do we keep going?
Starting point is 00:53:49 Yeah, go on. Okay, another person that's on voice disguised. We're going to call you Jane. Okay, yeah. Morning Jane. Hey. Hello. Hey.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Why do you think your partner might be cheating? Because they've actually started going out to the river at like 10 o'clock at night to go full-wheel driving. probably about three, four times a week on top of they already go out four-wheel driving with their brothers and their family during the weekend. And they're not getting back until like four in the morning.
Starting point is 00:54:17 They're cheating. They're not. You don't need the website, baby girl. You know I know Clint knows that. No one loves four-wheel driving that much. Unless he got stuck. He's getting stuck a lot somewhere. We shouldn't laugh because that is serious
Starting point is 00:54:33 but I think you probably know they're up to no good, don't you, don't you? Yeah, but you just, you need. I think before you pull the pin, people need to be sure. Okay, we'll, I mean, we've got a subscription. We'll punch some of his photos into the website for you. I can't believe how many calls we'll get. Okay, that's sad. Okay, what about Ned?
Starting point is 00:54:50 Okay, so Ned, I think you're calling on behalf of someone else. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, okay. So you think your friend's partner's cheating and so you want to find out so you can bring the information to them and be like, get rid of that scumbag. Yeah, how I want to find out
Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah, so I've been to you for like 14 months And she has a new partner And it's her ex-girlfriend The ex-girlfriend has a partner And I've been mad enough Oh, you're thinking your mate's new partner Still on with the ex Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:25 Okay So many, there's so much suspicion Producer, girl Sorry, mate, you're gonna be real busy Yeah A clemer shed chalet, I'm busting cheetahs today It costs every time you enter for a new person as well, right?
Starting point is 00:55:38 Yeah, cost the boss every time we do that. It doesn't cost us. It's content, baby, let's go. Yeah, otherwise, cheaterbusters.com. If you want to do it on your own, you jump on the website and, yeah, let us know. Let us do it for you, so we get a bit of tea as well. Yeah, well, you can get it for free through us,
Starting point is 00:55:54 otherwise it's going to cost you about 30 bucks to get your own subscription going. Is it one cheater, then you're second cheetah's free? They might do deals. Clint, Megan, Dan. The Edge. 1K.E.Z. Practice makes perfect
Starting point is 00:56:07 And now you can play anytime online Yeah, get amongst the online game on Robo If you get 10 out of 10, you go on the Jordan $1,000, otherwise every morning 7 and 8 will give you a crack at playing live with us 10 answers, 30 seconds, you can pass but no repeated answers. At 7.m. this morning, we had a Martin.
Starting point is 00:56:24 And at 8 a.m., another Martin. Morning, Marty. Morena. Morena. To Maria, darling. Oh, I love him already. So you're in Waihee Beach? Yeah Okay
Starting point is 00:56:37 Well you can't I don't I don't want to jinx here But I don't think you can do worse Than our other marty He only got one And then he passed And he can't
Starting point is 00:56:43 Yeah Yeah Oh no I'll definitely do better than that Surely Okay You got this All right
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Starting point is 00:56:55 Yeah Something you wear Beginning with Jay Jumper A singer A Justin Piper A place in New Zealand A famous brand
Starting point is 00:57:07 A famous brand A body part A body part A body part Yeah a TV show Jacksonville Another word for happy You want the good news or the bad news
Starting point is 00:57:32 The bad news Well, you didn't win the money The good news is you did better than the other man Yeah, you did better in the other Martin Yeah You have been the best Martin we've spoken to today Come on, Marty You love you, love your work, brother
Starting point is 00:57:47 Well done, man, yeah Hey, mate, you're living in a Wahee beach Life could be worse, right? Could have been much worse Yeah, yeah, yeah Got on you, you sound like a lovely guy Yeah Oh, and he works in a strawberry nursery
Starting point is 00:58:00 Oh, the nursery part makes me just a tiny little baby strawberry. The little baby in your little milk from. Do you get sick of strawberries working with them every day? We do usually get to pick them more around the, just before Christmas is usually when they start to come out to these strawberries. Every time Martin goes around they can bring anything? Yeah, just chocolate, dip strawberries things. Next time, strawberry jam, next time, strawberry cake.
Starting point is 00:58:24 All in a wine. Yeah, and a rosé, delicious. Oh, delicious. Thanks, Martin. Get amongst the online game on Rover. If you get 10-8-10 on that, you've gone to draw to win a thousand bucks. Clint Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:58:37 We are trying to make you a millionaire tonight. It's Clint Megan Dan. 36 million tonight. Imagine. The highest Powerball jackpot ever in New Zealand's 44. Yeah, in 2016. So that would have been a lot of money back then. It's getting up there.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Yeah, nine years ago. So we're putting together the people's ticket with the people's numbers. What number is lucky for you and why? We've been taking your story since yesterday. Currently, we have 6, 13, 22 and 34. We need a couple of numbers to complete the ticket. Anna.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Two more unappelible. Yeah. So, Anna, you're from Christchurch. You've got a lucky number. What is it, firstly? Yes, so it's number nine. Okay, and why is it lucky number? It's my lucky number.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Come on, sorry, continue. Number nine has always been around. My mom's birth year, the 8, is the 9th of the 9th of the 9th, 59. My dad is born on the 9th of December My eldest son is born in 2009 And he was nine years old When we immigrated to New Zealand I met my best friend
Starting point is 00:59:39 When I was nine years old And we still friends And the house number that we stayed in at the time Was number nine Okay, all right My husband and I were married in September Anna, you convinced us, babe, you convinced us Guys, the weirdest things just happened
Starting point is 00:59:51 And I have goosebumps What? So as you know, when callers come through They lined up on our screen and the producers will sometimes write a little note next to them. Oh my gosh, this freaks me out. My lucky numbers are 952 in that order and only in that order. Look at the numbers that are lined up for us.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Wow. So your three lucky as numbers? 952. 952, the time has stalked me my whole life, 952 specifically. And whenever I need a sign from the universe or from God that I'm on the right track, I ask for a 952 and it will come up on like license plates, Like I've seen it in the weirdest places And now it says, look, nine
Starting point is 01:00:31 Oh my gosh Is that going to be the day like the time you die? Maybe I've always wanted it They're warning you They're like, look out What are the chance if you find Ash's credit card Her PIN numbers 9-5-2 Oh yes
Starting point is 01:00:41 Check Check 9552 All right, that's just a guess Okay, anyway, let's You're going to get robbed today at 952 PM Let's log into my ASB account right now And change my pins Okay
Starting point is 01:00:59 We're going to win it powerful Okay Anna we're putting down nine Marie so your number is five Ashes already seen what you're throughout Why is five special to you? Why is it lucky?
Starting point is 01:01:11 So I'm born on the 5th of April And I met my husband And his daughter is born on the 5th of April And he is born on the 5th of April. of May. So number five is very, very special. I always like one, three, and five.
Starting point is 01:01:31 They are my special numbers. Okay, so your number five is one, three, five, seven or something. Also, the fifth of May is my wedding anniversary, so it's another sign. Oh my God. And we got married, we got married on the 5th of April. Wow. So, yeah, so it's very, very, very special to me. Okay, it's in there.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Yeah. Okay, Marie, we're checking out. We've got a lot of low numbers now, I guess, for our ticket, but that's fine. It's meant to be, though, because of my lucky number. It's meant to be. Five's in, so is Anna's nine, and Alec. You're going to need to give us the Powerball, which I guess Ash has cut your lunch a little bit there,
Starting point is 01:02:02 but that's totally fine, so you want to throw out. Number two is the Powerball, which Dan said is the luckiest Powerball in Lotto history. It comes up more often than any of the other numbers between 1 and 10. Why is too lucky for you? Two, two just keep, it's just like my family and me, we run on it. My mom and my dad are two years apart,
Starting point is 01:02:22 dated for two years, then got married, Waited two years, had my brother. Waited two years had me, so I'm the second child. Waited two years, had my sister. Me and my girlfriend started dating on the second of November. She's born in February, which is the second month. Wow. So I love that they've, like, found a number, and they've based their family around it.
Starting point is 01:02:45 This is great, Elek, because someone else's text through wanting the same number. When I was a kid, I was saved by lifeguard at Peeha Beach after being caught in a rip. He had to give me CPR, and I've credited him. for saving my life. He gave me his shirt to keep me warm and it had the number two on the back of the shirt ever since it's been my lucky number.
Starting point is 01:03:02 So it's two. Oh, okay, okay. Guys, I can't get over the 952. It makes me like, it literally gives me goosebumps. The people's tickets gonna win! I mean, the whole slogan around Lotto is imagine. Imagine if we're giving you the lot of numbers
Starting point is 01:03:16 ahead of tonight's drawer, you don't buy them. And then, I mean, if we do it, imagine that you'll be splitting power of like 4,000 people or however many decide to go and get a ticket. I've got the numbers here in order for you because it's easy when they're in order. So we're going, the people's powerball numbers. Five, six, and often can I just say
Starting point is 01:03:35 when the lot of numbers come out, often you will have consequential numbers. Have you noticed that? They'll often be like a 13-14 or a 21-22. Yeah, right, right, right. Five, six, nine, 13, 22, 34. The power ball we are choosing is the number two. So if you win the 36 million,
Starting point is 01:03:53 just remember six of that's coming to Ashclinton I. Absolutely. And then the 30 million's yours. I'd better not forget to get a ticket. I'm buying it right now. If I forget and you guys quit and leave and I'm here on my own. Adrian, my husband has just texted me. These numbers are my numbers.
Starting point is 01:04:11 13 and 20 do he's like his numbers. What is going on? Something's happening. Okay. Oh, imagine. Imagine if we're the radio show that picks the $36 million power bill numbers ahead of the draw. I love, like, just knowing that we could. You know, it's a possibility, and you start spending the money in your head.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Okay. It's five, six, nine. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It goes it up. He just said another text. He said, if seven or 16 comes up, we are buying. Now, he said that, and then the numbers nine, five and two came up. You add five and two, you get seven.
Starting point is 01:04:40 You get nine, add nine, five and two together. They get six. Five, six, nine, thirteen, twenty, two, thirty-four, and the pack. Powerball is to, you are welcome. We're going to be friends. I've got ghost people. I wonder who's going to be working here tomorrow during the breakfast show. Yeah, he's going to backfire on Adrian because we're all going to quit.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Start a new breakfast show, but. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We are putting to get the people's ticket for a lotto. We just got the six numbers with Powerball. Sophie actually just text afterwards because the last three numbers, that we put on the ticket were 9, 5 and 2. Yeah, and then my lucky numbers. I see them everywhere.
Starting point is 01:05:30 I see them in the times, in number plates. Now, Sophie, what happened to you just now? Guys, I was looking for a sign, and I told myself, I'm just going to not look at any license plates, and the first one that I look at, if it has any of the numbers, it's a sign. And I'm not joking, I actually am shaking. The first license plate I looked at, it had 9.5-2.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Oh, my God. Come on, Sophie. The universe is telling us. Oh, my gosh. Sophie, you've got to buy a ticket, babe. I've just bought mine. Let's go through the numbers again if someone's just joined us. He's the winning numbers for tonight's draw.
Starting point is 01:06:06 People are also texting. I was driving and I couldn't write them down. Maybe it's out of a bounceback. $36 million tonight. Also, we podcast the show, so you can always go back and listen. Oh, the gamble responsibly don't spend your last dollars for groceries on. No, no, no, that would not be wise. The numbers, the people's.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Powerball. He was Osolotto. What's it called? Not Osolotto. What's it called this country? Lotto. I'm afraid out. There we go. Five, six, nine, 13, 22, 34. The Powerball number two.
Starting point is 01:06:38 You know, it's going to backfire on us because when we win the 36 million, with all the people that are going to buy a ticket, we're all going to get about like 1,600 bucks each or something. Hey, but it's better than nothing. True. Guys, for everyone listening in Queenstown, take a look at the frequencies at the edge, 95.2.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Everyone in Greenshouse, like, what the hell is going on? All right, let's get into it. Listen, Dan's Google History. Isn't sexy, isn't weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? Once a week, we dig through Dan's Google search history just to find out what he's been up to and also to see if we might learn something.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Yes. Sorry, I was, yep. A lotto to 3343 if you want to those numbers on your text. Okay, yes. I don't know why he does this. And every week I think, why? Well, I'm always, also, I agree, Ash. Let's stop doing it.
Starting point is 01:07:33 Let's stop doing it. I'm the first person to say. It's why you're such a wonderful co-host to have because you'll just do anything to make people laugh. So you hand over your phone, I go see you Google. Can I just say I'm not doing this to make people laugh? You're happy to... I'm not using Google to just go, oh, that'll be...
Starting point is 01:07:51 funny one day. You're happy to be the butter people's jokes, and I respect you for that. Remove red steam from white fabric. What happened, babe? Spaghetti Bolognais. Blood. Oh, yeah. Well, actually, it was coming his fault of my cat. He jumped up on my lap. Yeah. And Hannah was drinking a red wine. I went all over my front. And did you get it off? I don't know. Hanna did the washing. I don't know. That's a wife's job. Ladies do that, don't they? Oh, gosh. I just go, I just yelled from the lounge. Put some napy sand on a as he was gaming
Starting point is 01:08:24 next one is a bit worrying how to seek name suppression in court because it was a guy that you know how that you sometimes you hear like there's a celebrity and they've got name suppression I saw a story about it the other day and I'm like how do you get name suppression because I'd imagine you'd have to apply for it but apparently you can't choose it's the court that chooses oh okay so it's not that you haven't committed a crime and you're about to
Starting point is 01:08:46 no it's not me going on shit how am I going to remember a name if you had to take a week off for personal reasons I suppose, I was just going to be like, why do they give celebrities that? But I guess it's like, if anyone else gets done, nobody knows about it, right? Does it feel unfair that just because they have a profile that every one? The whole world knows that they j-walked or whatever. Okay. They j-walled.
Starting point is 01:09:05 Next up, how to improve a heart murmur and a cat. Kimmy's got a heart murmur. But then Hannah was like, I think it's just a cash grab from the vet. He's just said he's got a heart murmur so they do one of those cardiovascular tests. ECJ. We're $700. And so your wife's just like, nah, the vet's lying. Let's not pay the money.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Well, he took him for the check up and he goes like, oh, he's got a heart murmur. It's all good, but I'd recommend getting a check just to be sure. And then Hannah was like, how much is the check? And he goes, $700. She's like, we'll risk it. He seems fine.
Starting point is 01:09:34 She's like, oh, I'm too busy doing Dan's washing and stuff to be trying to book a red wine stain to get out of a shirt. I'm getting my poo tested this week for $600. For a heart murmur? No, my poo. I haven't got a heart murmur. You are such an idiot sometimes.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Listen, dance. It's a sexy It's a little big mystery It doesn't sound like a real doctor Did you go to Kimi's bed? I'm back the neck Hey, back the neck Hey everybody
Starting point is 01:10:08 Guys, so many people have texted the number To get the lotto numbers That if we win Division 1, we're getting five bucksie Yes I reckon we're going to like crash Lotto's website people are on my lotto right now just like ordering it
Starting point is 01:10:22 all right lotto to 3343 if you missed those numbers we'll bounce it back to you the people stick in let's see how we go tonight 36 million good luck good luck with your heart murmur as well I'm sure that's still subtle we'll figure it out
Starting point is 01:10:33 yeah the poo will show the truth Clint Megan Dan It's Clint Megand Dan It's the thing we love Little moments when they happen Oh my God that is the best not necessarily even just for you I think it's more of like a relatable universal thing
Starting point is 01:10:52 where people go oh my god yes I love that too the smaller the better I reckon doesn't have to be big I agree I when I'm driving I'm always like I always let people in so if someone's like waiting in intersection I'll always be the one that stops and I love it when I stop and let someone in and they look at me and like give me a proper thank you and they like wave like thank you and I give them a thumbs up
Starting point is 01:11:13 and then I'm just like oh humanity they're good people speaking sticking to the driving one when you're on the motorway and you change lanes and you skip the cat size as you drive over them there's no bummer Oh yes
Starting point is 01:11:24 So what they're called cat size Yeah There's no do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- You just miss them all With people thanking you I love when they thank you As they're pulling in
Starting point is 01:11:32 And then once they have pulled in They're in front of you Then they flip their lights And they give you like a second go at it Because they're really thankful Heaven That is great When you're at a concert
Starting point is 01:11:41 And your favourite Like the opening riff of your favourite song comes on and the whole crowd cheers. Oh, yeah. Because I've all been waiting for the same song. Great moment. It's heaven.
Starting point is 01:11:50 That's so good. Okay, I'll see if I can find one that I think would work for that. Okay, so you've gone to a concert and then it's about to start. I've got my wine in one hand. And then you hear this. Yeah. That's a great one, actually. It is good.
Starting point is 01:12:12 It's a great one. Once you can yell the words too, because you know, Every word of it, the verse and chorus. And the 10,000 other people are on the same wavelength as you. Especially when they're playing like some B-side news stuff? And you're like, what's going on? And then you finally hear the one that you've been waiting for. This one happened to be last night, yesterday afternoon.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Sitting next to your kid and watching a cartoon that you used to watch when you were a kid and they love it. They love it. Postman pack for me. Yeah. I gave him the old 90s, early 90s postman cat and he's froths. Still on? Yeah, it's on YouTube. Yeah, they've remade it.
Starting point is 01:12:45 And Netflix, and there's Postman Parts Special Delivery Service. Yeah, there's a new one now. Special Delivery Service. His cat must be at least 50 by now. Yeah, Jess. Yeah, Jess. The cat. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:56 He's an old-ass cat. Do you love it when you get home and your partner has surprised you and they've washed and vacuumed your car? Because they were doing theirs and then, you know, yours was there with him. You come home and they're like, I've done yours as well. Oh, I love that. Yeah, that is a lover. I've done one that I love to do.
Starting point is 01:13:14 I'm a big fan of giving you. strangers compliment. Like if I'm walking past someone and I like her dress, I'll be like, nice fit. And Emma said the look on their face of pure happiness when you give them a compliment. You've made their day. Yeah, people don't do that enough, eh?
Starting point is 01:13:27 My daughter does that a lot. Because she's, oh my God, she'll say I love blah, blah, blah. And I'll say, oh, you should have told her. So she does it now. She goes, by the way, when we pay for someone, we leave and she goes, I love your hair. Oh, sweet. Having like a 10-year-old girl being like, I love your hair.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Because 10-year-old girls don't lie. Yeah. I think kids do it a lot and old people. do that as well. I think we live in a society now where you don't talk to other people, strangers. But old ladies quite often come up to me and compliment George. They'll be like, what a gorgeous little man. He is a beautiful
Starting point is 01:13:55 child. Okay, we'll take some more. Let's take yours as well. I'll 800 the edge of 3-3-4-3. What are those moments where you just go, oh my God, I love it? When that happens. The Things We Love. It's Clint McGinn-Dance. The Things We Love. It's just a nice feel-good reminder
Starting point is 01:14:14 of those little moments in life that happened to us. Now, one's comes through on 33-4-3 that I recognise the number and I know that it is producer Carl. I just know. It's either him or even if he's stolen someone's phone,
Starting point is 01:14:26 it's him. Seeing my partner's boobs when she gets changed into her PJs. That's a good one. Best part of the day. My wife has got porn star boobs. They're amazing. Okay, you can stop.
Starting point is 01:14:38 I'm done. I'm happy for you. Caitlin's called through on 0800 The Edge. What's the feel-good thing for you, Caitlin? I just love it when two lanes of like take our traffic part for an emergency vehicle to get through and you just watch like as all of the cars move and the emergency vehicle goes straight up in the middle of them you're right it's like regardless of your walk of life and different status and all the rest of it we all abide by that rule
Starting point is 01:15:03 get the hell out of the way ASAP for the ambulance there's always some oblivious person in a Toyota ACWA that doesn't seem as usually me with Ricky Martin living Levita logger up too loud Rapa, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, isn't the traffic on the road today? I'm in the good line. Rata-da-da-da-da. So being in the T-2. Thanks, Caitlin, love that.
Starting point is 01:15:21 I'm not sure about the latest one that just got texture. I feel like specific maybe to you. Some people might find it patronising when my panda kisses me on the forehead. Love it. Oh, to me, that is like I feel so safe and small and, like, protected. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:35 This one's, I think, come through before, but oh my God, I think it's the best feeling. Heavy rain on a tin roof at night and you're cosy and you're cosy. bed. What about this? When someone gets shocked when they find out
Starting point is 01:15:47 how old you are? They're like, what? No. It only works if they're shocked. Yeah, in the right way. They're like, God, you're bloody how I thought you're older than that. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Oh, the smell of fresh cut grass around Christmas, good one, Tim. Oh, Brittany, seeing your partner, happy doing a hobby they love. It's like when are we go to the driving range and I watch Adrian and he hits a good shot and he just looks so happy and content. I mean, it's my man. I saw this on
Starting point is 01:16:15 Instagram the other night and it's probably more for parents of like older kids but it made me like get tears in my eyes. It was a dad going the happiest I am is when I know that my whole family's home. My kids my wife and we're all in bed tucked in
Starting point is 01:16:31 at night and everybody's safe. It's beautiful. Isn't that lovely? Everyone you love is safe in the bed. In your home we're together. I got you. Yeah, you know, and you're going to wake up in the morning and everyone's going to be there. It's like when you walk down the aisle,
Starting point is 01:16:46 you're wedding, you look around, you're like, all the people I love most in the water here to celebrate my love. Oh my gosh. You guys cry too easy, I think. Yeah. We could never do the radio show about you. Don't ruin the moment.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Do you know Dan hadn't cried in like 10 years? I haven't cried. I'm not crying. I'm not crying. I'm not going to be all glassy-eyed and stuff. Just, you're all home together. It's like every day. And that's a blessing.
Starting point is 01:17:07 It is, like, yes. I said you're a good dad. Now I have taken a good dad. that back. Courtney, when you take something to checkout and it's cheaper than you thought. We said that last week. Yeah, it's on that. It's amazing. It says like 20% off and you find out it's 50% off. You're like jackpot. When you find out a new season of your favourite show is dropping next week and you had no idea. Or it's already out like it was slow horses and I was like, what, what, what? And then I just got to sit down that second and watch it.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Here's a real niche one from a farmer, stripping out all the mastitis from a cow's udder. I don't know it sounds... Oh, sounds good. Well, I know how good it feels to strip it out when you've got mastitis yourself and you express it all that comes out in the relief. Yeah, it must look good, I mean, a bit gross as well. Have you had my mastitis? Oh, my, I had like a blocked milk duct, and I had to, I put to bring my nipple up to my mouth
Starting point is 01:17:55 and suck the duct clear. Oh, I asked one too many questions. That's not gross, it's fine. It's quite a vision, I think it's quite common. Yeah, I mean, it is. But not everyone's big enough to suck the mastitis. that's not enough enough To that I tell you
Starting point is 01:18:10 Good on you Holy shit You made it the whole way through If you want more Find them on Instagram At Edge Breakfast See you tomorrow And then if that's not enough
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