The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW what a looooooooser!

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode of the Clint, Meghan, and Dan Podcast, the hosts humorously navigate through various eccentric topics. They announce the departure of the iconic giant eagles from Wellington Airport and ponder over potential replacements, from Suzy Cato to a giant statue of Chris Warner. Dan's ongoing feud with his particular neighbor over uncut lawn portions takes a hilarious turn. The hosts also share updates on their fledgling band, CDC, rehearsing 'Teenage Dirtbag' and debate who should sing the high part. Elsewhere, Clint's escalating fish tank hobby threatens to take over his home, and they discuss listeners' pastimes that have spiraled out of control. All this chaos and more makes for an uproarious episode you won't want to miss! 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Morning Banter02:40 Debate Over Throwback Song02:47 Wellington Airport Eagles Discussion09:11 Skype's Demise and Fun Facts12:34 Subway Guessing Game32:16 Band Rehearsal and Auditions44:05 Dan's Neighborly Feud49:08 Petty Neighbor Stories54:02 Clint's Fish Tank Saga01:00:52 Out of Control Hobbies01:05:33 Gen Z Quiz with Yaz\s01:10:29 Wellington Airport Eagles Replacement01:17:37 The Edge Band Formation

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans, three people with boring mundane

pathetic lives. Hey, Clint's life's quite exciting. Now with their powers combined this is Captain Planet. No, no, it's not Captain Planet. Oh right, sorry, force of habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. Happy Tuesday. I literally slept here. No, feels like it sometimes. You actually look like you have. Are you, is everything all right at home, Clint?

Oh man, I don't know what it is. It's like we had 10 days off those two long weekends and I haven't recovered. He does this every morning since we've come back. He's just ate Meg. He just whinges. My favorite thing. It is my favorite thing.

It actually is. Meg's like, oh, Clint's in a, what do you say? In a mood. Which is, I love it. In a mood, I love moods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Dan was in a mood yesterday, so Clint's in a mood today.

No, I wasn't in a mood. I just hadn't had my Ritalin. No, but that was, you were in a mood, but it Clint's in a mood today. No, I wasn't in a mood, I just hadn't had my Ritalin. No, but you were in a mood, but it's not a bad thing. People think a mood is a bad thing, but you were in a mood. Do you know the funny thing is that the boss said he's gonna go out and get Ritalin and just have it in the first aid kit for when you forget? And I was like, don't think that's our work, Casey. Don't think you can just go and get Ritalin if you don't have ADHD.

Like a nice little jar in the studio. Like it's full of lollies. One of those people is like when you get into a car and you've done drink driving before you have to blow on it before you can drive, like it's going to be able to do a little test before he's allowed on here. So anyway Clint slept here last night. Clint had a good sleep. Big show lined up.

Yeah, it's going to be a hell of a good time. I'm not sure about the bit we're doing at 7. Dan's... We're wondering who sings the high bit in the Teenage Dirtbag song. Which... Me. But I don't know why it's not just given to me. Well the problem is it is a woman but it's being played by a man in the song. Only because they didn't have a woman in the band. I don't know.

That's literally why. They didn't have a woman in the band so one of the guys had to sing it. Alright well Dan's... But you do have... It's me. I'm a woman in the band. I don't know, they probably could have. That's literally why. They didn't have a woman in the band, so one of the guys had to sing it. All right, well, Dan's... But you do have, it's me, I'm a woman. I think Dan's spelled like an urban legend about how they ended up singing that high part, and he wants to replicate it after seven. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh.

I wanna talk to them like, so just a little bit quicker. Dan, no, I love Creed. Yeah, okay, Dan, we get it. The band Creed. Look, there's a bit of debate this morning around what we play as our throwback. We do every morning this time. Yeah, I think the biggest news this morning, or came out yesterday, is that the Eagles

are leaving Wellington. The Wellington airport, the big giant Eagles from The Hobbit, so I thought we could do a song about flying suggested Creed for some reason. Clint's run with it. And Dan goes, we can't play Creed! lying suggested Creed for some reason, Clint's run with it. Now here's the thing. And Dan goes, we can't play Creed. And then I was like, well, unless you can find a better song. And then he goes, no, don't get me wrong, I love Creed.

Which I do. I will say, they are underrated. Come on. Okay, so there's higher, because the birds obviously in the sky. They also do with arms wide open. Yes. But wings wide open, I imagine.

I mean, as a creed connoisseur, I prefer higher. Okay. And Gandalf takes them under his wing. Also, the birds, I guess, are being sacrificed for another. This is their best song. You could do Airplanes by B.O.B. because I guess it's an airport, still not quite, doesn't hit the same number. You could say asplanes by B.O.B. because I guess it's an airport, still not quite, doesn't hit the same number.

You could say as well Clint that the birds are quite old looking a bit weathered. That's another Creed song, I don't know if it's in the system. Nah. Bugger. Bit of a B side. That's a bit of a D cut that one. Any other flying songs that you've got Dan? You said High School Musical. Well Learning to Fly Foo Fighters, did you just mention that? True.

Oh yeah, I got that here. Okay. Producer Carl? What's that one that's like, I'm like a bird, I'm flying away. Nellie Patato. She even is like a bird. There's also another cool fly by Nicki Minaj. Okay. See they're more sort of in the edges.

Wheelhouse, but not as good as... Just not as good. This is Nicki's one with Rihanna. I don't know if I've even heard this one. Oh yeah, it's not here. What say if we get... Have you got airplanes there, B.I.B.? If we get one person in the next 10 seconds that vetoes Creed, we can't play it.

But if no one does it, then we're gonna have to do it. 20 seconds because of the delay on Rover. Flyaway Tones and I? Dream that's all there is. That's a tune, that's such a tune. Then we're gonna have to do it 20 seconds because of the delay on Rover fly fly away tones Yeah, but is there flying away yes, it is good as Cree How I entered the edge morning Good morning morning Kyle. Are we voting for C Just remember, Carl, the hopes of a nation rests on your shoulders. We'll go higher, Creed.

Or Tones and I fly away. Or definitely not Creed, please. Okay, okay. He's feeding it, he's feeding it. There he goes. We're going to vote Creed, please. Or definitely not Creed, please. The one time he's even called, eh The boss has gone thank god for Carl.

The Clint Megan Dan podcast. 6am throwback song in tribute to the Eagles in Wellington Airport that after 12 years of hanging from the ceiling are going to be removed. Goodness knows where they're going to go. We should call Casey our boss, find out if we can like store them here. We don't need a big eagle. Do we? We don't need it. We don't need a big eagle do we? We don't need it. We don't need a lot of things. But we don't have enough room to put Meg's drum kit in the studio and let out a like three ton eagle. They're only 1.2 tonnes. I think in the news story it said they're going into storage which I think is sad.

Like what put them out on display somewhere. Yeah, but where? They're huge. Cross your G-board. We don't want Wellington scraps. Yeah. They're amazing pieces of... I do think, and look this is a controversial opinion, Meg, you're not going to like it, I do think New Zealand needs to stop dining out on the whole

Lord of the Rings thing for tourism. And I agree with that. When we find something better. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't just ditch it to ditch it. Yeah. The problem is we've done nothing good. Nothing else.

Since Lord of the Rings. They must have a plan. They must be like, like we had a workshop. I know they were talking about a replacement, but it's yet to be, it's just decided. But I wonder if behind the scenes. They've been making it now. They must have already made it.

Yeah. It'll take forever. Lord's been successful, let's hang Lord up. Just to make it a verse, just do it here. Just do it here, hang it down here. That's must have already made it. Yeah. Take forever. Lord's been successful, let's hang Lord up. Just a bit key to verse, just do it here. Just hang it down here. So you mean Jesus? I was like yeah, it's a pretty big deal.

A lot of people committed their life to him and stuff. Just put a shrine of Jesus. Imagine that, when a workshop just absolutely missed the memo and thought, oh Lord. Lord's in an E. Oh bugger. You missed the E, that's on you. Not gonna like this. You missed that. Yeah.

Just up on a cross on the top of the table. Meanwhile, Cryshoots is like, what the hell? We got Lorde the singer. Yeah. Yeah, so they must be working on something secretly behind the scenes. I'd like to think, the Wellington, when you lose the eagle, as soon as it comes down, like the next day they're putting the other thing up in its place and it doesn't just sit empty for a year. Well they are working they have said that there is a replacement plan and it's all planned.

Oh and I know Auckland Zoo is getting rid of their big dinosaur animatronics in October so maybe a crisscross T-Rex. I went to the zoo on the weekend actually. Friday. But all the dinosaurs, there's a sign as you go and it says the dinosaurs are sleeping until 11am. That's a big sleep in. So none of them were moving. The animatronics were turned off. Gen Z dinosaurs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were sleeping until 11am. Too much power. Yeah, this story actually says we're working with Weta Workshop on some exciting plans for a unique locally themed replacement. We'll unveil what's next later this year, so keep watching the skies. What's local to Wellington? Maybe they're putting Torifana, the mayor up there, after she steps down. Geez, they've got some nice cafes.

What about a wind exhibition where things are all turning? There's all these wind chimes. Oh, welcome to where people are like, wow, can't believe I've landed in Wellington. What's the best thing about it? Wind. It's like ding long, ding long. Nightmare. Every time you walk through, you get me out of my mind.

I'm like, sorry, was that a flat white? Yeah, oh no. Almond, sorry, sorry, Jesus, I can't hear over the arm. Wind chimes. Whenever the lady pages new passengers, she's like, sorry, sorry, Jesus, I can't hear over the arse. Whenever the lady pages new passengers she's like, Sorry, can you hear me? I'm paging Meg Mansel. Meg, you've missed your flight. Sorry. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast.

Candle with Meg. Sam, use it please. Clint, swap it out now. After 22 years, today, the 6th of May, Skype has shut down. It was still alive? Pardon? Skype shut down. Yeah. It's gone.

My mum still calls it Skype when she calls me down. Yeah. It's gone. My mum still calls it Skype when she calls me on video call. It's gone. It's gone. It's officially dead from today. I wasn't sure it was still alive. Oh, well, that's a very disrespectful thing to say to funeral. It's a very disrespectful thing to say. Imagine going up there in a Chippapa's funeral going, I didn't even know it was alive still.

When you were much younger, you spent a lot of time with Skype. Yeah, I've got some fun facts about Skype. Yeah. It was launched 2003. There's actually not much to say about it. It's bad. It was launched in 2003. It absolutely missed the boat with COVID.

Yeah. Somehow Zoom snuck in and Skype was like, no one's going to use that. We're right here. And they were like, don't you think you should remind people? And they were like, no, they know. I'm not going to be a needy Skype, OK? 40 million people use Skype a day.

200 million users have used it over time. They stopped using it in about 2020, though. Yeah. So not 40 million use it daily still. Because clearly, they wouldn't be using it now. It's dead. It's dead in the water. It is gone now.

Yeah, people are more using Zoom and Google Hangout, unfortunately. How is it? It was the biggest drop all in history, I reckon. It had to have been. It had the technology, it was doing it before everyone else, it had the users. What did it do?

Did the owners go away to Fiji for too long? And they came back and they're like, what the hell happened to Skype? Two people invented it, Nicholas and Yanis in 2003 and it was acquired on eBay in October 2005 for 2.6 billion. In 2011 it was for 8.5 billion. Did they sell it on eBay or did eBay buy it? Did they release it on eBay? I don't think they sold it.

One new video calling service. Yeah, not years in eight years. Accidentally condition place a bid eh? Cause you're like, no no no, shit. It was my daily driver for a few years, around 2020. Yeah, it's gone, it's officially gone. Wow. See you Skype.

What a sad story, but also pointless. Like I wanna be be sad. But I've gone on to bigger and better things like Skype or Google Meet. Do you know who I feel the most sad for? The person who might have paid whatever it was. $8.6 billion dollars back then and now you can't even sell it. Just turned it off. It's just gone yeah there's no point nobody wants it. Wow. One flight, six accommodation and tickets to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney. You can't even sell it. Just turned it off. It's just gone. Yeah, there's no point nobody wants it Combination and tickets to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney listen for Lady Gaga songs between nine and three then head to the Rove the edge Rover the edge dot Rover dot. Yeah. No, sorry me. She's emotional Skype is dead people struggle to speak

What you buy? People struggle to speak. This funeral brought you by Skype. Oh no, Lady Gaga. No, Lady Gaga didn't kill Skype. That's not what I'm saying. Clint, Megadam. Let's go. Meg was just opening a mandarin and there was a tiny little baby-sized wedge. Segment. Just segment just tucked up alongside the mama-sized.

Yeah. Meg still ate it. Mm. I know, she was like, look at this cute little thing, then savagely chewed it. Yeah, I ate them together though, because I thought that's how they'd want to go.

The whole family went down together, Climbson. Yeah. Can I get, get, get to know, know, know, you better, better, baby. I wanna get to know you. It's nice getting to know everyone that listens to our show nice and early. The 6 a.m. is, we call ya,

and we were throwing it out there, could we get someone who's never called before by just baiting and going, come on, be brave, and guess what Kelly's done? Hi. For the first time in forever. How are you doing? Oh, hey Kelly.

Hello stranger. Hey. There she is. Bloody hell are ya? Bloody brilliant, I'm on my way to work, so. I'll be waiting. I won't be great, so. I've been waiting for you to call Kelly. I've been really waiting for this day. It's finally happened.

Oh thanks so much. Why have you not in the past? Um, I honestly didn't think I would get through. And how easy was it? Oh, you over-easy made it popular. So easy. Yeah, so easy. I mean, straight through. It might be a little tricky, but it's not that hard. And how easy was it? You overestimate her popularity. So easy.

I mean straight through. It might be a little trickier when you're trying to get through 8am and we're giving away flights to Lady Gaga, you know, a thousand bucks. That can be a little trickier. Otherwise, yeah. Okay, so Kelly works for the government as a corrections officer. She drives a Mazda CX-7. Is that what you drive in? No, I got a CX3. Kelly's much richer than me.

She's got the seven. She's four numbers ahead of me. Single mom and a Gemini. Love my Gemini's. She was once at school in front of the whole school and went up to get a certificate, but it wasn't for her. Everyone, including the teachers, laughed.

What do you mean, how did that happen Kelly? What the hell? It was awful. The person had the same name as me. It was a big school. I thought it was mine. And was it for like Trumpeteen? You've never played the trumpet before but you won the award? Yeah, it was for something I'd never done before.

And I remember looking at the person beside me saying, I didn't do that, but then I went up anyway. I would do exactly the same. I went up anyway. So, bless you. I would do exactly the same. I actually can imagine being like a kid myself and hearing like Megan and Ea has won the award for badminton. I'd be like, okay, I must do it. Like, all right, I get it.

At your primary school, when you'd got certificates at assembly, you'd go up and you'd hold them at the front and everybody would line up across the front and hold your certificate. Yeah. That's one of the most joyous moments in a human's life, and hold them at the front and everybody would line up across the front and hold your certificate. Yeah! That's one of the most joyous moments in a human's life, eh, getting a certificate at assembly.

They're like, cool, now can we just get one without Kelly? Kelly, can we just get you with your own Kelly? For trumpeting. It was, it so haunts me. It would, yeah. Alright, my question for Kelly today. Okay. Well, it's for us to answer on Kelly's behalf?

Okay, you have to tell us who's closest to the actual answer, Kelly. What's your plan for lunch today? Oh God, Beak. I find it interesting. I honestly find what people take to work interesting for lunch. I follow a lot of TikTok accounts.

So you're a corrections officer, Kelly. I'd imagine it's something meaty. Oh, okay. Meaty. Well, don't give her many clues, Kelly. Dan, I want you to lock it in first. Just like a slab of leftover roast. She's gonna chew on the bone.

I think it is leftovers. I think it's a piece of steak that they had last night. So she's got some steak, some veg, and she's packed it very nicely after last night's dinner into a thing. So it's some leftovers of some steak. Okay. I'm going to go with some sort of salad and a tin of tuna with crackers.

Okay, great, no one took what I thought. Kelly isn't super organised and she was going to shoot across the road to the local. There's like a sushi or something like across the road. What is it? Across the road from the prison? Yes, yeah. Specifically Clint, I need what it is.

She's like, yeah, I'll grab some. She's like, take me as a prison prison. I'm going, she hasn't got lunch, so she's not sure. She's like, yeah, I'll grab something. St. Peter's a present prison. Well, I'm going, she hasn't got lunch, so she's not sure what she's doing, but she'll just grab something. She'll just duck across the road from the prison to St. Peter's either. Yeah, like one of those lunch bars. Oh yeah, lunch bars. Yeah, what, you have to lock it in, like a pie in a lamington?

Um, nah, she's gonna let the cabinet sort of decide for her when she gets it, but something's savoury, she's not very sweet. Phil's wrong. He's very not very sweet. Phil's wrong. He's very unspecific. Phil's wrong, well you see the egg at the front and then you realise there's none actually. Specific enough is that she doesn't have lunch and she has to go and get it today.

Kelly, what's for lunch today? Unfortunately, I think Dan's the closest because I'm having leftovers. Yes. Put it on you, Kelly. And what is the leftovers? What was for dinner last night? Um, past the bank. So it's not meaty, but it is leftovers.

But Dan's the closest and he does get the point for that. It's closer than a St. Piers across the road from the prison. St. Piers everywhere, bro. Well, if you are craving a cheeseburger and a pie later on today, Kelly, you can get the cheeseburger pie thanks to Zed. We'll send you a voucher and you can go spend it in the store. Wonderful, thank you guys. So welcome, thanks for calling, babe.

Alright, next on the show, what you got, we've got a few stories that we need to put on your radar for Tuesday the 6th of May. And then coming up after 7 o'clock, can putting salt on his testicles make him sing higher? Oh Clint, you're supposed to tease it. Yeah but... Don't just give the whole hog. Yeah but that's not for another half an hour. Oh okay. People still hang around there, they deserve it.

Anyway, that's what's happening after seven. Looking forward to that. It feels like a punishment. Yeah it does. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. It's Clint Megan Dan's. What you got? All right, what you got for Tuesday, the 6th of May?

Just a few stories you want to chuck on your radar. Freddie Prinze Jr. There's a name from the past. He was in Scooby Doo. He was also in a few movies, like early 2000s, mid 2000s. He's come out saying, trying to be relevant, I think, that the secret to a good marriage, because he's married to Sarah Michelle Galla.

Yeah, vampire slayer, but she was also in Scooby Doo. Yeah, and they've been married for many years, they must have met on the set of Scooby Doo. But he said the secret to a good marriage and lasting is having separate bathrooms from your partner. Now I know that that is quite a bougie thing to have. Very bougie, must be nice. They're not even the Randalls have separate bathrooms. No, they do not.

Yeah, double basin, does that count? No, separate whole bathroom. So I guess like they can do whatever they want in their own bathroom. Oh, I don't- All it makes me think is that Freddie Prinze has some really bad bowel issues. You know, all I think about when they say sex issues is that we need a separate bathroom.

He's like, Sarah Michelle, don't go into my bathroom today, because boy oh boy, I have absolutely destroyed that. And there's no way he's like taking it down with the door open. Yeah, no way. Because they talk about, yeah, the importance of personal boundaries and privacy. Even my daughter will go toilet with the door wide open and I'll be like, Kim, shut the door. She's like, no, leave it. Like, it's like she's gotten used to the door being open in her house and now it's like this fear of having it closed like it's like claustrophobic or whatever. I think even if I was a millionaire I

wouldn't, I'd just have it one bathroom. Like the amount of time I spend in a bathroom each day is probably five minutes. I wouldn't spend any longer than five minutes in a bathroom. No. You don't spend more than five minutes in a bathroom at day is probably five minutes. I wouldn't spend any longer than five minutes in a bathroom. No. You don't spend more than five minutes in a bathroom at any one time? No, I have real quick showers. I don't really wash my face.

I have no skin routine. You don't wash your face? Not really. I do it in the shower. So like, I just find it odd that people spend so much time in a bathroom. It just shocks me that you can have a five minute shower. What do you do?

Do you not like sit there and think about your life for a while? I go, God, there's a waste of time. I could be doing other stuff. Oh my God, oh my God, Dad. You are not that busy. I am, oh my goodness. You are not, man. I am.

I saw yesterday a story about all the names that got turned down, declined names in 2024. I am having a baby in a few months and we do not have names locked in, so these are the ones I won't be able to use. I thought you were going to say you were looking through for some ideas. So we have King, 11 people tried to name their child King. And they got turned down.

Prince, 11 times, yeah. Prince, 10 times. Princess, 4 times. A name with no surname. So you can't just name them like Cher. Beyonce, Madonna. Sativa, six. Caesar, two. Princess, but with a Y. One, two people did that. Fanny, one. Which I thought was interesting,

because Fanny is actually an old school name. It is Fanny, yeah. And they've kind of made it a bit, like they've made it gross. I think they've just gone, don't do that. Don't do that to your kid. I know you think it's cute and whatever, but no. I actually met a fanny once.

Yeah, because it's a real name. She was older. Were you 26? Yeah, I was 25. And I haven't seen a fanny since. Yeah. Okay. All right, and why do they call it a shot of whiskey?

Back in the old west, a 45 cartridge, like like a bullet for a six gun cost 12 cents, the same if you wanted whiskey in a bar. So if you were low on cash a cow hand would give the bartender a cartridge like a bullet instead in exchange for a drink and this became known as a shot of whiskey. Oh I see and that's just yeah that's how it started. Yeah so it's getting like they were just like little glasses of whiskey and as a shot of whiskey. Oh, I see. And that's just, yeah, that's how it started. Yeah, so they were just like little glasses of whiskey and they became shot of whiskey because that's what they would trade for. It's just wild that there was a time,

not that long ago, that people did just shoot people. That's what it's called. The wild west. Yeah, it's just wild. And they always had a sheriff. I don't feel like the sheriff was policing much or they'd throw them in the jail for what? A month or something.

But I mean, I think you guys are also getting your, like, facts from Hollywood movies. I don't think it was like that everywhere. But there was a sheriff and there was standoffs and the whole harassing and stuff. I think it was everywhere. What the hell are you? Alex said five-star fact.

Thank you, Alex. You just need to give that to Sean for the afternoon show because he has a segment, five-star fact. Yeah, he's trying to get a five-star fact. And he's never had a five-star fact. Thank you, Ola. You just need to give that to Sean for the afternoon show because he has a segment, five-star fact. Yeah, he's trying to get a five-star fact. He's never had a five-star fact. Oh really? Just go and throw in one out of there at six p.m. There you go, Sean Hill.

You're welcome. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky butt. I was just sharing a fact earlier and it seems like other people have been inspired to see my fact and raise me. So we could do fun fact, dumb fact next, where you text us a fact,

you have to either say yes you think it's fun, or no you think it's dumb, there's nothing in the middle, okay? Are you saying to me that I have to say that? Yeah. Okay, I can do that. So just text it in if you've got one, 3343 like a few have.

Before that, just a reminder every time you're at Lady Gaga, song on the edge, between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. weekdays That's your chance to win hit up the edge.rover.nz It's the only way to get yourself in the drawer Tell us what song just played and you are in the drawer for that trip You'll be heading over VIP access flights and three nights accommodation

December 12th in Sydney for Lady Gaga's Mayhem Ball which is breaking records at the moment Yeah, what a great prize. And in a good amount of time in Sydney as well, it's not like you just fly in, see the concert fly out three nights. Yeah, so good. Beautiful. Yeah, and then you get complimentary beer and wine and cocktail on arrival, light canapes

and merchandise stand and all that stuff because you're going VIP. VIP lanyard as well, which is the key. Yep, hang on to that nice little memento. Where do you put your lanyards? I hang them over my door. Like my, our bedroom door on the inside, when you close it, I've got all my lanyards from-

Like on a hook? Yeah, just on the door handle. Just hanging on the- On the door handle? Yeah, like I've got lanyards from concerts, and then I've got like my half marathon medals that I've got hanging- They just clang every time you open the door.

Yeah, but that clang is the clang of success. Because you know you've had, you know, every time I hear that clang I'm like, oh yeah, those are the times I've had great times. Those were the days. Those were the days, yeah. Actually, fun fact from Meg's husband that I learnt on Friday. He's the only person that I know because he has a medal hanging on the wall when he won like a Disney quiz on a Disney cruise. He knows the cars specifically of cars.

He knows Lightning McQueen's real name. Oh yeah. Montana. Yeah, is that it? I don't think so. I thought it was Morris or something. Lightning McQueen. I've forgotten already.

It was so boring. It's something like that. It is Montgomery. Montgomery. Montgomery Lightning McQueen. And for some reason, often shortened to Monty, Guy knew that. And he won the quiz. He got 20 from 20. And kids cried.

Most people were in the quiz on those cruise ships with like a group of three or four, maybe five. He did it all on his own. He went by himself to a kid's quiz and he won the only medal. Crazy. Just like Superman but with the glasses on and not the capes and no one knew he had his powers. The facts already coming through this person fun fact magnolia trees are so old they are

pollinated by beetles instead of bees. I will tell you if it's fun actually fun or dumb. I think it's a bit dumb. Okay I I think it's going to fun. I didn't know that. Now whenever I see a McMuller trail go this, in my head I'll go, beetle. It feels like the type of thing you would share with somebody else to try and show them how intelligent you are. What about this? Earth's rotation is changing speed. It's actually slowing. It means on average the length of a day increases by about 1.8 seconds per century. Oh, dumb. This is a cute little one. So dumb. Sorry.

Unbelievably dumb. This is a cute little one. An alpaca gives birth and it's called an unpacking. Yeah, fun. That's a cute little one. That's fun if that's true. That's a cute little one. Really? And what about this, reindeer love to eat bananas. Fun.

But should they all love it? If I ever see a reindeer, I'll give them a banana. But is there a reindeer listening right now that goes, oh, I don't really like them? Well, I don't know, you just think it's a monkey food, but it turns out reindeer are obsessed with them. Do monkeys actually like bananas? Like I'm not, or is that just a stereotype?

I think so. It's like saying all humans like chicken. You know, normally. You don't, me. No, but all cows like grass. There's not one cow out there that's like, that's not my thing You know, normally. You don't, me. No, but all cows like grass. There's not one cow out there that's like, that's not my thing.

Okay, let's go to Mitch. Fun fact or dumb fact, what do you got? Hey, team. So, fun fact, I think. Most of the pokey machines in Australia aren't actually owned by a casino or anything, but they're operated by Woolworths, the supermarket company.

What? That's fun, that is fun. A supermarket owns poking machines. Yeah well they used to own heaps of pubs, they recently divested them but yeah they used to own most of the pubs in Australia. Mitch you know what that just pisses me off because it just makes them richer you know. Yeah 100%. So not only are they only like all the Australian and New Zealand Woolworth supermarkets you know how much money they make they also make only poke machines lemons float in water and limes sink oh it's an interesting one okay every time you lick a stamp you consume one tenth of a calorie. So if you add... Oh!

If you ever wonder how many calories a stamp was. One tenth! Yeah. Mmm. I mean they're all fun aren't they? But some of them are more interesting than others. Yeah, yeah, some of them are. Like that stamp fact's taking up a little bit of my brain.

Because I don't think I need. Yeah, I know. Clint, Megan, Dan. Here we go. Halfway! Eat! I went to Sapphire over the holidays. I think she's that one. Clint, Megan, Dan. We go. Habaway, eat, hey! I went to Sabay over the holidays. The woman in front of me ordered a six inch Italian herbs and cheese sub with only three ingredients.

I couldn't get out of my head. I messaged the boys straight away and now we've brought it to Ears to see if anybody can guess what it is. If you do guess it on Ears, if you call through and get on Ears and you guess it, we have a vending machine box of goodies, we've got $100 cash and a movie voucher.

The thing is, we've done a lot of things on this show that have been successful. We've also done some stuff on this show that has been unsuccessful. This is at fever pitch right now. It's like the amount of people that call through that wanna guess these three ingredients blows my mind. Mm, we're invested now. I agree with you, I agree with you. Okay the last closest guess

was mozzarella cheese, carrot and sweet onion sauce. Now I do think as I said before that it is, I don't know if we've nailed the cheese, but mozzarella and carrot I think, is definitely a safe bet. It's the third ingredient that we have stumped on. That's what Meg was about to say, incorrect. Well, I'm not gonna give you guys any clues. Yeah, Meg doesn't give us any clues,

she just gives us the closest guess at the end of the bit. Do you, I worry that it's not the right cheese. I worry that it's not mozzarella and cheese. I worry that it's not mozzarella and something else. I think the carrots the one that's right. Here we go to Vanessa. Vanessa what is your guess of the three incorrect though, sorry Vanessa. Oh fuck it! Emma, what were the three ingredients in the Subway Sub? Carrot, mozzarella and Caesar dressing.

Caesar. Okay, so close to a honey mustard. That is incorrect as well Emma. I'm sorry. Are we close to the move of the bang meg? You're making me nervous. That's for, yes, we're definitely getting close. What about you, Fern? What are the three ingredients in the Subway Sub?

What are the new ingredients? I think carrot, mozzarella, and jalapenos. Carrot, mozzarella, jalapeno. So she's not done a sauce here. Mm, she hasn't. But that guess is incorrect, Fern, I'm sorry. Is that all we're guessing today? It looks like it, that's all we're guessing today.

We've got three. Really? Okay, Clint, I'm gonna. Okay, here we go. I would be so gross if this is what somebody ordered. No, they're not putting, I don't know. What is your guess? Who wants to do it? Dan, your guess or Clint, your guess? Who's going first?

Can I have one guess? Yes, you get one guess each, or both of you. Okay, why don't you do one without a sauce? I'll do one with a sauce, and if you're closer- I'll do one with a sauce. Okay, you do one with a sauce, I'll do one without, and then whoever's closer, maybe the sauce isn't it. True, okay.

Okay, because we need to kind of work out Where we're going wrong carrot mozzarella and tomato sauce bog standard incorrect Are you gonna stick with your original guess or are you going to Do a non-sauce one to try and figure out where you're going wrong

or are you going to do a non-sauce one to try and figure out where you're going wrong? I was trying to find a new suspense bin, I missed Dan's guess. He did tomato sauce. Okay, thank you. Tomato sauce, yeah. I thought it would be... Um... Ah! Even if I change the cheese, it's not really gonna help me.

What would know? I think we stick with the mozzarella for now. I don't know if it is correct, but need to completely eliminate. Okay okay so I'm gonna go without a sauce so I'm gonna go mozzarella cheese carrot oh this is crazy who's ordering this mozzarella carrot cucumber Cucumber. Clinton. Incorrect. But who's closer, Clint or I?

The person that had the closest guess today. All the phones are gone, so I have lost all them. But... I can confirm the person... who had the closest guess today was... Get on with it. Dan Webby. So it's a sauce. Okay, so what?

We're looking at carrot, we're looking at mozzarella, and some type of liquidy sauce. Someone takes barbecue sauce and I almost used that as my guess. I can't today, the game's over. And I was like, no, what animal is ordering carrot barbecue sauce and cheese? It's the game that is swept a nation. Six inches of carrot, mozzarella and what? We find out tomorrow. Maybe.

Maybe, we'll be getting closer. Clint, Megan, Dan. And let me get you up to speed. How far can three friends get if they've always wanted to be in a band but they have no musical experience? We're about to find out our band MCDC has decided our first song will be Teenage Dirtbag There's a problem in paradise though because we can't agree on who sings the high back

on who sings the high-bend. Oh, David. Well, it's the most iconic bit of the song, isn't it? Yeah, of course it is, and it's a female. Well, it's a man singing as a female, but there's no female in the band. It's almost like a man role, and then you just want to come along and take... Take all our roles.

Yeah. Classic woman, eh? Well, so wait, Meg, you want to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. No, I just want to be a woman singing the woman's part, but he's a man pretending to be a woman because there's no woman in the band and there is a woman in this band. Does that make sense boys? Is the math methane?

Not really. Right. But I mean the thing is that the famous part of the song and the reason it's so iconic is because it's a guy pretending to be a girl. It just is. And oh we lose the humor. You lose the humor. I don't think it's a humorous thing. I think it's the bit that makes it sound so good is that the whole time he's like, she doesn't notice me. And then all of a sudden she does notice him. And that's the big light thing. Where it's like, oh my God, she likes him too.

And the only way I think we can decide this fairly Meg, and I want it to be fair on you, is I think we run an audition. Yep I'm happy with that. We run an audition process where we all try it out and I think then we throw it over to the listener to decide because at the end of the day you guys are the boss. I think we've all got our own different strategies. Dan definitely has a very original strategy. Yeah am I going to go first? Yeah you're going first. So there was an urban myth about the song I remember it came out when I was at like primary school and I remember the urban myth was the lead singer I don't even know his name the lead singer of the band Wheatus

used to before the concert rub salt onto his testicles because that helps you sing high. This is like when Marilyn Manson took her ribs out to do you know what. Yeah well if it helps me I'll do it. Which is wild because that room is spread before the internet. We've got Bella's Warden here why is that? Because she's gonna be doing the rubbing. No I'm just joking. Daniel, babe, we've already had one beer left. She's not even complaining. So I've gotta think of she's filming of course. Of course she bloody is. So there's some salt in a plate in the studio

that Carl's organised, okay? I've got some water. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to wet my hand. Oh, you just do it however you want to do it, mate. You don't need to actually go through everything. I'll describe what I'm seeing. We don't need a play-by-play. Right, button's getting under.

Don't film, just... Just, yeah, okay, sort of film. Okay, button's getting under. Don't film that, just... Okay, he's wetting his hand. Hold on, I've got to... You definitely can't run for Prime Minister now. Hold on a second, Clinton? Can I just say, even if this works, what's he going to do in the middle of the set? Is he going to put his hands down as if it's on stage? I'll just go off for a little bit for the last chorus.

We could be doing that for at a retirement home, for God's sake. No, you'd like to think you'd do it before the song starts. Okay he's putting salt, I hope you haven't shaved recently, that's gonna sting. He's just putting the salt right now. How do we know? He hasn't sung without the salt and then with the salt so we don't know if the salt actually makes it sing higher or not because we don't have control. If he's got any scratches on his balls actually. Jesus bloody hell.

That stings. Maybe that's what makes it go higher. Oh my god, that is honestly one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever felt. It's like a stinging sensation. Okay, are you ready? Are you ready to sing? Yep, yep. I don't know how long it

takes to take effect but we don't have long to wait so here we go. Just hit the jams. Come with me Friday, don't say anything Holy shit that boots I'm just a teenage dirt pad baby like you Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That's really good, that's pissed me off actually Clint. I didn't like the mm, I liked the ooh, as opposed to the... I'm guessing you'll get a turn two auditioning. Well no, according to Tanya, it's just Dan and Meg that auditioned. Let the listeners decide. So no Clint at all.

It's just such a perfect part for me. It's a woman and there's no drums during that part. It's okay, Casey just digs through saying, sounds like the Beataphyll of Family Guy. Is that what you're going for? No, it wasn't what it's going for. Ah, that really is burning. We are putting together a band, MCDC,

and we're fighting over who will sing the high part in Teenage Dirtbag that we are going to eventually perform. Actually. This bit, the girl part. This is driving me absolutely crazy, if you can imagine. I'm just, I'm trying to be real super calm about it But it is obviously the woman's part that should be me. There's no drums so I can focus actually do

The drugs coming down need to calm down though. Yeah, did you say you're trying not to be angry? Try harder if you have you ever seen we've actually uploaded our very first time that we rehearsed together It was at my house last week and it was the first time, I mean this is the first time we've all played the instrument that we have within two weeks. You know, within two weeks. Our first time playing together you can text BAN to 3343. Lots of good feedback, boys. Yeah.

You know what, I think that the first time Metallica got together in practice was worse. I did see one person say, let Meg sing and Clint just replied laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji. First time Clint uses social media in six months is just to laugh at me. Apart from doing a paid post. Yeah nice, that's brilliant. But people are actually, what is so nice is that they're pleasantly surprised so text band to 3343 if you haven't seen us play together yet. There's not one person that's in like 45 comments I I read through them before, that said it was bad. Which has really like shocked me.

Cause it wasn't perfect, was it? No, it wasn't. Okay. Is it my turn? It is your turn Clint. Okay, good. Right, so he just dipped his balls in the salt, Daniel. And I had to go to the bathroom,

I had to go to the shower to like rinse them off. Good, that stung. Oh, I'm glad you gave yourself. Good, that stung. Oh. Glad you gave yourself a wash. That was nice. Okay. First time this week. Okay, Dan's had his turn.

Now it's mine. Right. Oh for god's sake, Clint's trying to do it. Wait up, wait up, wait up. I need to start again. Well you can't do that on stage. Guys, again, I feel like I don't need any certain... Okay, hang on.

Do we describe what you're doing? Because I don't think we've seen... Nick just texted and said it's a dude that sings the higher part. Because there's no girl in the band. But I think they could have had an option to have a girl in there, but they're like, it's a bit of a point of difference.

So Clint at the moment is trying to break a hole in a helium balloon that he's brought in. So he can sing the higher part. I'm ready. No, what are you talking about, Megan? Here he goes. Okay, I, okay. Right, so he's sing the high notes. I'm ready. No, what are you talking about, Megan? Here he goes. Okay, I... okay. Right, so he's got a heli below.

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What we're going to need, Quinn, I think is a few balloons on stage and a jar of salt. And then we can have that on our rider backstage. I think we can do it. Can I at least audition? Yeah, you can audition tomorrow Meg. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. When flights, accommodation and tickets

to see Lady Gaga live in Sydney, listen for a Gaga song between nine and three. Then head to theedge.rova.nz to get into the drawer. Big day today for the P Diddy trial. They're figuring out the jury, figuring out they're choosing the jury. It's going to be a long one, so whoever gets into that court case is going to be doing jury duty for a very long time. Duty? Doing their duty?

Doing their duty? I would just say jury duty. Duty, that's better. Yeah, I guess you're right, Meg, it's one of those things, once you're on, don't they have to like... You pretty much can't socialise very much with your friends and family because then you get... Influenced, so you have to stay in a hotel or something. A lot of the big cases, they literally move them from the courtroom and a bus to a hotel room and they're not allowed to see anybody. And I thought your phone is like, because you could just go on the internet. Yeah and then all of a sudden you can be influenced by things that you read and stuff that are in the media.

So even though you think it might be fun to be a part of something like that, I feel like there's a lot of cons. No way, and I don't know how much you get paid for it, but unless you're on really... I mean if you're on a lot of money it'll be less than you're earning. I think it'd be like a kind of a minimum. Well 90 minutes into the jury selection process I know that Piri raised his hand and said to the judge I'm sorry your honor I'm a little nervous today and he had to go to the bathroom but also 90 minutes in I think anybody would need to go to the bathroom. Well yeah well we had Sean Kent, the TikTok lawyer.

Well actually he's just a great lawyer, but he's I guess grown a lot of fame and success on TikTok, because he really breaks it down. I think it takes away a little bit of his credibility if you call him the TikTok lawyer. But he was talking about the fact that P-Daddy will go away for a very long time. It's not a matter of will he won, he definitely will. It depends on whether he'll do 15 years or 40 years. That's what we were told last time he was on. Yeah, the judge just said he's hoping to get the jury selection finished in three days.

And he's already made jokes about the size of the list of prospective jurors on both sides that are going to be questioned on the stand. And the questionnaire that people in places are going to have to answer, he said, is like the Lord of the questionnaire that people in places are gonna have to answer. He said it's like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He said how long the list is that people, the defense and the offense lawyers are gonna have to ask the juries to make sure that they kind of want the type of people on the seats. Yeah, I wonder how many vetoes he get. Is it endless? Is it endless amount of vetoes?

I don't want them get rid of them. I I don't want them, get rid of them. I don't want number 306, get rid of them. All the rules differ from state to state, I think as well. Because some of the law rules in some states are different to others. I think there's going to be a lot of nervous people in Hollywood as well. Because it's not just P Diddy that I think is tied up in all these things and accusations. There's a lot of other people. Because this federal case won't be like the Johnny Depp, Amber, her thing, right?

Where we're getting all the clips that we can play on here from the court. Remember, that was such a public hearing, that one? That's right. I think because this federal... Yeah, I think Johnny Depp wanted that. He chose to be in a state that you had to be able to do it publicly. So I think it's going to be behind closed doors, but there will be reports every day at the end of the proceedings.

Alright. Wow! Crazy, eh? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh! Neighbours from hell. Yeah. You know I'm a happy-go-lucky guy and a guy that is...

nothing faces me. You know, I let stuff sort of just breeze over my head. This neighbour that you're about to talk about? At least no one has ever said that about Dan. Dan, no, but I've never ever met anybody that people go Dan's just happy-go-lucky isn't he? Cruisy Dan they call him. The things just breeze by and he's like oh good. Demure Dan. And... Wait is this the same neighbor that you talked about last year? I am one particular neighbor that you know I'm at war with. I dropped my lawn clippings in his back lawn.

He doesn't know about it. His dog pisses and poos on my lawn. So it's a bit of a situation where it's stalemate. OK, what about the guy that you said that you won a war, you got one? That was that guy. OK, was that the guy you also killed the goldfish off? That was a woman on the other side. Anyway, so hold on. I feel like you're framing me

because I've moved house since then. Oh my god. So it's a new fresh slate. That's such bad luck that you moved next to awful neighbours again. Thank you, Clint. And to be fair, this person isn't awful. Petty is the word I'd use to describe them. Okay, so I mow the lawns and it's one of my favourite things to do.

I really, really enjoy mowing the lawns. And almost- You think you'd want to do it as much as you could then if you'd love to do it or something? Unprivileged to me, I wasn't privileged to this, but my wife Hannah met the old duck next door. The old duck. Okay, and her name's Margaret.

And very stereotypical name. She apparently came up to Hannah the other day when Hannah was out gardening and said, I'm nice to meet you, just so you know, I'm very particular about my lawns. And she was doing her lawns and Hannah saw it. And she has since mowed her lawns. Why do you need to know that as a neighbour?

I don't know. And that's why I think she's a little bit particular and a little bit of a bitty. I think she's kind of losing it upstairs. Oh, Daniel. Anyway, so I went out and mowed my lawns yesterday and I noticed that at the berm, at the front of our house,

she's mowed her side like you do, okay, and stopped at what she thinks is the start of our land. Okay, our berm. Like where the boundary, like the fences. Yeah. But she has gone way short. So she's left at least half a metre on her side. So you're talking about 30 centimetres? No, 50. No, maths isn't even an amiga, unless you've got 100%

correct facts, don't speak. Sorry, it's fair. And so she's left about half a metre, her side of her berm unmowed. So I mowed my lawns, and knowing that she's left about half a meter, her side of her berm, like un-mowed. So I mowed my lawns, and knowing that she's very particular about her berm, and I've left that half a meter on her side free, instead of going along, I've left her-

Instead of pushing it for another half a second forward, and pulling it another half a second back. For an eight year old woman. And I'd say she maybe looks older than, maybe she's 70s, late 70s, but she looks in her 80s. And I said, Hannah went out yesterday, my wife, and she said, that's so petty, just mow the rest. Yeah, I think because you mowed second, you're petty.

Cause she's just left it where she thinks, like you said, she's old. She hasn't quite worked out where half went. But I think the person mowing second is the petty one, cause you could have just done it and you left. She said that she's old. She hasn't quite worked out half way. But I think the person mowing second is the pity one because you could have just done it and you left. She said that she's particular. I don't know what sort of setting she has on her lawn mower. I don't know anything like that.

I don't want to be the person that she yells at because I've mowed it too long or too short. So you've now got a tuft of 50 centimetres. She does on her side. That's her problem. But when you look at it, doesn't that annoy you as well? When you swing in and you see this stuff that borders your properties.

But she was the one that started being petty in the first place by going on... She's 80 something and a widower. And will probably be dead soon. So I won't need to worry. You're 100% the issue. Yeah, I wanna side with you because you're a mate. You're a neighbour from hell. If I live next door to you, I'd be gutted.

I'd be gutted! I would literally, imagine... Bugger! Of all the places I could have moved, I moved next to the webbies. And a webbie. Oh, do I love your wife? It's you. Just to relieve the stress of the whole situation, it would have taken, I honest to God, probably five seconds, 10 max, to get rid of that whole stress. The problem is it's not my problem. Her lawn is her problem,

and she's the one that wants to be particular about it, so I've just continued her trend. Tom's just messaged, Dan's right. But then someone else has counteracted that by saying I'm a piece of shit. So I don't know who to believe. Dan Savage. Wow. I thought your name was Dan Webby, not Dan Petty.

Are we going into bad neighbours here? Are we gonna talk about like neighbours that were bad neighbours? Maybe like the pettiest neighbours. I really love the really petty things. We're like, oh my God, that's so dumb. Why are you fighting over that? But now you're like, it's principle. Or maybe they're like, it's the principle.

And so you have to deal with a super stressful dumb like neighbor issue. Don't call her dumb she's just old. The Clint Meaghan Dan podcast. Dan was just telling us an issue that he's got with his new neighbor since he's moved house and it's I think there's a song actually about him. Yeah I did. It's a little soundtrack for you. Yeah. Taylor wrote a song about you. It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me. Oh yes. This is about Burma shoes, is it, the song? It's about you being a bad neighbour. Yeah. I've left a half a metre slice of lawn at the front of my house

because the lady next door said she's very particular about her lawn, so I didn't mow the bit that she left. I'm sorry. Did you think she did it on purpose. But like, if anything, I'm just doing her a favour. She wanted to do it herself, so I have, I love mowing lawns. I happily mow it.

So she's mowed her lawn, stopped, then Dan's gone out and mowed hers, but he realised Dan's gone to the fence line and there's half a metre that's being missed because the old lady's might misjudged the boundary. So now she's gonna have to go get the lawnmower back out of the shed and go do it again. And people are saying respect her and respect your elders.

And I get that, I do respect elders, but I'm respecting her in the way that I'm doing what she told me to do. God, Justin from Crossroads, his neighbour sounds like a punish. And what was your neighbour from hell, your petty moment with your neighbour, Justin? Yeah, so I can definitely beat his. My neighbour during summer at about six in the morning on a

Saturday came bashing on our door to sit there and come and explain that my kids the previous day when they've had a water fight with the hoses had left the hose dripping and when I say literally only dripping and insisted I come and look at the 40 centimeter wet patch on his driveway that was driving him nuts. Yeah. Oh those are the type of people that need to move to the country. Hey where there are no neighbors within like a kilometer in any direction. Yeah he wouldn't he wouldn't even just tell me off for it. I had to get dressed and go next door to look at the wet patch on his driveway. Oh, Justin, that would bring me joy. 6am on a Saturday.

I'd see that as an excuse to just mess with them now. Like, just squirt a little bit of hose over there every now and then just to piss him off with his driveway. Where's this water coming from? It's a wet driveway. You must be, like, the idea of that being something that genuinely pisses you off and stresses you out. You have to be like, I can't even, I can't understand how that is so annoying to have

to call somebody into your life for that. How's the relationship now, Justin? I'll put it this way, my wife likes sticking the gardening sprinkler a lot closer to the fence than the rice. There it is. She's my kind of person. Love her. Thanks, Justin. Yeah. They're a lot closer to the fiends than the price for their food. She's my kind of person. Love her.

Thanks Justin. Yeah, sometimes bad neighbours just need a taste of their own medicine, just to put them back in their place. Kristen has caught up, oh, 100 Edge. What's the petty thing your neighbour did, Kristen? So I actually got a Kit Kat prize pack from you guys, and I got the notification from the post office that it had been sent,

but it had been signed off by someone called Olivia and Olivia's my neighbor and when we hit her up about it she's like oh well you got it for free anyway like it's not that big of a deal you got it for free. Oh my goodness. Yeah so I started kind of like leaving letters in her letter box with uh magazine cut out letters kind of saying hey we're watching you. Do not make sure that you don't steal and just kind of cryptic letters, putting them in a letter box. Oh, okay, so you're starting to threaten her.

Kristen, I could send you a Mother Earth Nutty Sensations prize pack. It's got like chili and lime, maple, coconut, apple crumble, berry shortcake, nuts. It's like an incredible prize pack. How can I? You mean you'd send it to Olivia? Yeah, that's what I'm worried.

If I send it to her, what are the chances Olivia gets it versus you getting it? Do we go round two on this? I don't know, cause yeah, she's actually taken a few things from you guys and has just kind of been like, well you've got them for free off the radio, so what's the deal?

And it's like, yeah, I've got them for free. Okay, why don't you pay for the nuts? She's not calling up you guys. Yeah Yeah you could pay for the nuts if you want You transfer five dollars into my account Kristen and we'll see that at least then you've paid for them. Yeah that's true. And then that's actually stealing. Full flavour with Mother Earth's nutty sensations we had some in studio the other day they're bloody delicious the maple coconut goes hard. Me and my, both my neighbours, either side,

have this thing where we just mow each other's berms and just take turns so it always looks fresh and clean. How about that, Dan? Yeah, but that's nice, and I would do that if there was an agreement, but this old bitty next door said she's very particular about her lawns, so I'm sticking to her rules.

Now what's gonna happen? Karma's gonna get Dan, this old lady's gonna die, she's gonna have no family, she's gonna give her entire life savings to the neighbor on the other side. Nah I don't want her house, her house sucks. Daniel! God imagine being that rich. Alright, will it be? I don't want another house. Can you get another house in North Shore? I rent it. I rent my house. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Okay guys, are we ready?

Oh my god, this is the update I didn't know I needed. Okay, sixth time lucky. Try to get fish? Yeah, we've been disappointed five times going into a store to buy fish and being told that our water wasn't quite right. And this is the most frustrating thing. I feel like we've followed every instruction

we've been given to the tea and then going back and then met with more rules and more procedures and things that we haven't done. I'm like, why didn't you just tell me that last time? Anyway, let's get into it. Let's. Previously on Tank Hunt, the Randall family hiked a spare in the fish shop. You're gonna have to buy a heater.

Oh my God. You're gonna have to go away and heat the water and get it to temperature before you can put any fish in. He thought he was ready. He thought the tank was set. But little did he know the fish shop was actually running background checks on him. We used to play with our fish when we were younger. The little diving ball we made out of Lego, we'd put them on. Yeah, they didn't like it.

You were not allowed to do that. No, we were young. I would never do that now. Now, Clint Randall returns returns armed with a heated tank perfect pH balance and one mission To finally bring home the fish Tank hunt will today be the day or will the fish slip through his fingers once again? One big tank hunt has not yeah Okay, so funny, it's actually a nickname I call Clint sometimes. Carry on. Okay, so it's my wife, my son and I. It's almost a family affair.

My daughter's had enough. And we're standing there and the guys are doing all these water tests and they're all familiar colours that I've seen before, different shades of, and he prints out this piece of paper. It's got these arrows and nitrates and nitrites and what you need to do and stuff and I'm like, we're all just like yeah yeah yeah yeah are we allowed fish? So you've got no ammonia, no nitrites and some nitrates which shows that you've got all the bacteria in the tank so now the next step is to add the fish and just keep adding

the bacteria until you've built up your fish to how many you want. What was that? That's the best thing I've ever up your fish to how many you want. Awesome! That's the best we've had. That's so great. That's so good. Did he say add the fish? See I'm so defeated. I'm still like, that's so great. So good. You're about to tell me which fish I can't have. You can't have one of those. I know we want to have fish but I'm still waiting. I think I've been so disappointed. They're like listening to that. I was like, like yeah cool but what do I need to do first

turns out no we were actually allowed fish It comes up to a 78.80 We had some names the other day didn't we? That's right we should have um a voucher soon like a $10 voucher Oh yeah? I'll call one of us and get the thing maybe a couple more times and then we'll have it Okay cool especially if we buy that big tank we get a lot of vouchers and buy that big tank. Thank you Zach, appreciate it mate.

It's been great help. All hands on deck for the next hour. Okay. Have a good day. Thank you guys. Have a good day. We left with eight guppies. Male and female and we think one of them is pregnant

so we might have more fish really soon. Wow. So you've spent, I was adding it up, around $500? Maybe, before-ish. Wow, that tank hunt's cost you a lot of money. And you got the tank for free. Yeah, I got the tank for free. It's been an expensive deal.

We got all the stuff though. The magnetic cleaners on the outside, and the pump to clean the rocks. Most of the stuff you do not need. And now we're just, the first time, just like, oh my God, that's so calming. That's so calming. It's amazing. And the boys are so beautiful. It's like, and they're chasing the woman around

in the tank all the time. Like, boys, just chill. You're beautiful. You don't need to do anything. So literally the whole animal kingdom, but humans that are like that, like peacocks are all the big fancy ones, or the men and then the hen to the ladies.

Are you trying to like make it sound exciting or are you actually excited by it? No, I'm actually like genuinely so excited that I started looking into like quite large tanks. Oh, God, Meg. Honestly, think of the stress that the small tank has given him. And now he's looking at like underfloor tanks. He's looking at stuff that like he can put in his windows. Nightmare. OK, well, I ended up finding this place. It's called Stealth Aquatic and I followed them on Instagram. They didn't have a lot of followers and then I got a

message last night going, hey Bert, what's up? And I was like hey man, just looking at tanks. We've just got a tropical fish tank and I want to put one in like the wall or somewhere of my house like because it's so calming it's so nice just want to look at all the time and he said Israel out of Sanya he put one in Israel out of Sanya's house and so I told him my wife's not that keen because she wants us to just get used to the little tank and whatever he got it yesterday he's coming around on Monday for a quote he said I've gone to their website, Dan.

They do custom aquarium designs. Look at the size of these tanks. Oh, they're like, oh God. Can you smell that, Meg? A paid post incoming on Clint's page. Oh yes, get ready to see Clint's page become all about stealth aquatics. Give your aquarium the best.

Use the keyword Clip20 for 20% off at checkout. Scalpaquatic.co.nz for all your fish needs. Are you gonna sell your soul for a fish tank? Well I don't know, I don't know, yeah. He's just gonna come around, we're just gonna find out where it can go. I wanna chop half of my wife's linen cupboard off and put it in there and she goes,

where will the towels go? No one wants to look at the towels. Who would have known that when we started this journey, the only tank hunt here is Clint. On my bingo card this year, I didn't think that Clint's midlife crisis after you turned 40 would be about fish. I thought a motorcycle or a tanto or something. No, I tried that.

OK. When did the hobby spin out of control? Now. I went under the edge. I think it is for me, like did you start something, you're like I'll just dip my toes in and now it's got, you're like full crazy. If you missed the good news, my family finally have tropical fish in my son's little tank and we've had it a day

and I'm now looking at, remember that movie, Drusbigalo? Oh yeah. Well I've never seen it though. He looks after that dude's house and then he accidentally smashes that tank and it's got like Nemo's and Dory's in it, that's what I want. I've already seen it though. He looks after that dude's house and then he accidentally smashes that tank and it's got like Nemo's and Dory's in it. That's what I want.

I've already seen, I've gone online and I've seen two clownfish. There's a big one and a little one so it looks like Marlin and Nemo. 200 bucks for the pair. Isn't that good for clownfish? For a fish? What's the amount of money do the both of you have? What do you mean? Oh you gotta have fun.

I thought that a fish... I assumed a fish would be five bucks. Yeah some of them are but not Nemo. Have you tried to have Snapper recently? Bloody hell, you've done the groceries. Guppies, you can get them for like somewhere between five and 10 bucks, depending on what type of guppies there are.

We've got eight of them. Now that's the sort of fish tank I want in my house, like a big one with saltwater with a couple of stingrays and a Snapper in it. And then after a while, like... A couple of stingrays and a Snapper? Or you just get like 10 pack of crayfish like they have at Yumcha. Just like they're all squashed up against the side of the glass.

Oh my god, this is absolutely outrageous. Okay well, the guys are coming around for a quote on Monday to see where we can put the stick in the hole! We wanted to talk about your hobbies that have gotten out of control. Maybe you just started collecting something, like Dan, he started collecting watches and then told us a story last night that he went to buy a watch, another one. What number is that? Oh, 15th. That's not as, it's literally only the third watch I've ever purchased.

Dan, you've already bought three, so this would have been your fourth. Sixth watch I've ever purchased. Isn't this amazing, four weeks? And you lost the auction, you got it. Oh, you know how you go, I'll sit on it overnight and I'll hope that it's still there in the morning. It was gone.

What about this guy? 18 pairs of football boots, they play social football and can only wear one a weekend. I think you've got a problem. You know when you play badly in a game of boots then you're like yeah these boots are no good. Yeah so you throw them out. We've Caleb, oh we're heading to the ETA Caleb. Hello. Morning Caleb. What is your hobby that's got out of hand? Warhammer. Noodle-er. Morning Caleb. What is your hobby that's got out of hand?

Warhammer. Nerd alert. Miniatures. Warhammer miniatures. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, cause those are the ones you buy and you paint them, right? So they don't come pre-painted.

Yeah. And how much have you spent on your little hobby? When I first started, I went a thousand dollars within the first week. Oh. Caleb. What are you saying?,000 within the first week. Oh! Caleb! What are you saying?

What's that the first week? You don't even know if you like it by that point. Caleb, can I ask you a question? Have you got ADHD? Yes. Yep, I knew it. That's the sort of, I genuinely, that's the sort of thing I do.

I'd buy something and I'd just go all in. And then after like three months, I'm like, oh, I'm sick of that now. Oh, Lucy, I was saying what my wife's saying. You'll regret it, Clint. It'll look dirty in no time and then you'll just have this big dirty glass thing inside your wall. Yeah, fish are a lot to look after.

You have to clean them out a lot. I love all the pretty colours and like, you know, all the bright. You need somebody to come and clean it for you. Coral. Coral! Yeah, well Nemo needs somewhere to hide. The only reason I get a fish tank is if it was like they did cool stuff.

Like you put another fish in there and it eats it. You see them, you watch them like hunt, hunt. Oh, Kylie had five guppies, similar to me. Then what happened? Well, yeah, we ended up with like butt tons within a very short period of time. Jesus, Kylie, did you just say what I... Butt, butt tons. Oh, butt tons within a very short period of time. Jesus, Kylie, did she just say butt? Butt tons, butt tons.

Oh my god, that was so bold. Oh my god. Okay, because yeah, I was told by the person in the shop, we're quite excited about this at the moment, they will have anywhere from zero to 100 babies every 20 days, like within a month. Exactly, and how many females have you got? Uh, it was like, I think four females, four males.

Okay, so do the maths. 400 babies in a month. So what did you do? Well, we gave them to a friend who had fish to feed them to. Our friend had a tank that had bigger fish, and we just gave, I had to give them to him because. Oh! They're friends. I heard a tank that had bigger fish, and we just gave, I had to give them to them because my husband couldn't do that. That's my kind of fish tank.

Meg's taking her headphones off. You fed the babies to the big fish? But it's the circle of life. Yes. It's the circle of life. I know that you can get a salamander, and you can feed like live crickets and flies to it. That's what I want.

I wanna see the circle of life happening before my eyes. Yeah. What is it, a serial killer? Yeah. Yeah, it's literally like having the Colosseum at your house. You're watching like fights to the death in front of you. Oh, what a joy. Oh, I started breeding fish as a hobby, said Clayton.

Get as much money Clayton spent. Tell us, Clayton. Oh, I've spent about seven to eight grand so far. Wow. And I spent two grand in the first week. That is incredible. Do you have a giant aquarium like in your house? It's not in my house, it's in my garage.

Oh my god, you spent eight thousand dollars on something that we have to go to the garage to look at okay Clayton I'm gonna ask you the same question. I asked Caleb. Do you have ADHD like me? Not that I know I think you should get checked That is exactly what I would do again you just get fully invested in something. Well, I should get a video up on our Only fans. I'm sorry our podcast fan page on Facebook. Because some of them are beautiful. Like the boys with the like orange tails with the black dots all over them. Oh god.

Clint, I do not recognize him right now. This is the midlife crisis. I thought he was going to get a Harley, but he's got goldfish. It's goldfish. What a loser. Who knew? What a pathetic... Tiger really just sent tiger tattoos to a lovely little cuppy.

You turned 40, not 70. Ha ha ha. There's always something, there's always something happening. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And Yars from the Full Noise Workday joins us in studio for the Gen Z quiz. If she gets a perfect score, five from five,

she clocks the game and never has to show her skills again. Yeah, look, I've been off training. I haven't been doing this for a while and I have been genuinely like training. Yeah, or having shindig. I said, in the world have you been training? I've been scrolling on TikTok. That's got nothing, that's just-

Yes, because sometimes an old show or something pops off, I watch a bit of it. What was the last old show that popped up on TikTok? What's old, what's an old show or something pops off, I watch a bit of it. What's the last old show that popped up on TikTok? What's an old show? Um, Real Housewives. It's getting a reboot soon too. Really? Yeah.

It's quite good, I watch episodes on TikTok all the time. That's Desperate Housewives, Clint, you've mixed them up. I think she said Real Housewives, there's a difference. I was getting Real Housewives. Yeah, not the Desperate Housewives. Real Housewives is like still on air. Yeah, the Desperate ones. Oh yeah, no. They're coming back. Yeah, the Desperate ones.

They're coming back. No point. Okay, as you know, five from five, we never have to play this again. But you haven't even gotten over three. I don't think that's true. We'll start off with an easy one. Because clearly you've been studying. Name the actor playing this character.

My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Oscar winner. Oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh, he's in one flow over the cocoon, isn't he? Don't give her any clues. Is he? We're not going to say. Who's the actor?

Bet. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey? Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger. I wouldn't have gotten there. Heath Ledger. I wouldn't have got that. Heath Ledger. What do you mean?

What are the greatest roles of all time? I think someone else played the Joker. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga! Did she? Oh, she was Harley Quinn. Yeah, you're thinking of maybe Jim Carrey as the Riddler. No, I think she's thinking of Jack Nicholson, who did play the Joker.

I think she's thinking of Jared Leto. Okay, never mind's 0 for 1 let's go question 2. Name this song. A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Jerry with no... A little bit of Leto is all I need. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Name one of the five. Yes she's got one. She's got one okay one on the board from two. Here's your third question. Spark Arena was originally called what? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It's one of the biggest arenas in New Zealand. It's gotta be one of the easiest ones we've ever done.

Wait, and was it like always sponsored by the same person? By the same company? It was just called this. Yeah, not by person. person wasn't Dave's arena or Oh another company Oh Vodafone arena Victor arena Vector arena what's Victor? Oh, this is like like chorus, you know like internet and telecommunications all I think of and you guys get this Victor What's your next question? The next one is name this TV show.

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and caucus colleagues of my decision to step down as leader of the National Party and as Prime Minister. Okay, so first of all, this is not for a point, what was his name? John Key. Okay the question is, who took over as Prime Minister? From John Key? Justin Darden? No not initially. Well then it's a lot. Give her another chance. Yes it was that guy, that guy, and he wasn't well liked, was he? Well...

Pfft. Sorry. Ha ha. Ha ha. Uh, I'm gonna give a political there. Uh, Bill? Yes. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

And a subject at school. If you say Bo Baggins, it's not correct. Ha ha. Bill and a subject at school. Bill, Bill. English! Bill English! She's got it!

She's got it! Honestly, that's close to taking games. I mean, I don't know why we're celebrating so much. She actually got one! She's got it! Honestly, it's the closest I can get. I mean, I don't know why we're celebrating Clement. She actually got one of three. No, I wouldn't have been surprised if you said Bill Geography, if I'm honest. Yeah, Bill Bath. I love how she mistaked Jim Carrey for Heath Ledger.

Oh, well, I don't love it, OK? Hey, that could do pretty well. Three from five, and that was generous. That was a generous pass. There's like a teacher that likes the student and goes, all right, I'll just grade you up so you get out of here and you can get on with your life and not repeat the year. Don't discount how smart I am, Clint.

Clint, Megadam. Let's go. The Eagles in Wellington Airport are sadly going. It was announced yesterday they've been taken down, put into storage, don't know what that means. Still put a chidney to try and get them here. They're like 1.2 tonnes though. Could you put them, I guess they can't go out

in the open because of the elements that had ruined them. But there must be some place, maybe they go on to Papa. I just, I mean, I get that we're like, it's been years since The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. I get that, but they just are really cool. Like even if you didn't know they were from those movies, don't they look awesome? Yeah. They're amazing.

15 metres wide. And if you've ever been to Wellington Airport, that's the thing that you go to see. You go on there and you go there's the... Can I show my kid now? Because now I've got a daughter. I'm like, look at them there. Yeah, and you're right. There are new Lord of the Rings fans who are then going, oh my God, that's the bird. So there are still people having those moments. Maybe just not enough now.

And I was really surprised because I know I'm a super fan, I'm a mega fan of The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. And I went onto the comments yesterday on all the articles that were, and was announced in the snakes, we did everyone to be like, good, it's like dumb and so old and we don't care about that anymore. Everybody was just like, oh, they're awesome. There was no one saying anything bad about them. I think we need to know what it's being replaced with

for us to understand the decision. But we don't because at the moment it just says we're working with Weta Workshop on some exciting plans for a unique locally themed replacement to take their place. We'll unveil what's next later this year, so keep watching the skies. Can we string Suzy Cato up there? Not a real one.

She's like, kind of copy of ESPN. She'd be expensive I reckon. She'd be expensive, yeah. But maybe just like sort of a mannequin of her. You joked around the neck minute guy. What if you had like a sculpture or thing hanging from the thing saying, I left my scooter at the dairy,

and there's a scooter there. Then as you keep walking to your gate, then you have a neck minute, and's just as you get to the gate there's just like some things hanging like some cords hanging from the ceiling and there's no scooter anymore. I feel like that's an older reference than Lord of the Rings. Maybe everything at the thing is themed with neck minute so when they do the pager it's like flight seven three nine is leaving in the neck minute. Yeah and it becomes like that.

There were so many people that won't even know what that is. Meg thought she was going to make her flight to Auckland. Neck minute, flights cancelled. Well, we're closing the gate. Iconic Kiwi things. Clint's mole. I don't know if it's big enough though. Yeah, I mean, they're quite high ceilings.

You don't have to squint. Is that his mole up there? I don't know if they've still kept it. Unless we got Weta Workshop to do a big one. Well, it's big enough, I don't know. They might have to size it down. Yeah, true. To put it in the airport.

That's gone now. What is iconic enough that could take the place of the eagles in the Wellington airport that are being removed? They're wanting something New Zealand, aren't they? Something that you go in there and you're like, oh yes. And everyone goes, I get it. I don't mind a joke thing. I don't mind it being a bit of a gag.

And then you just change the gag every year. Maybe it's expensive. I think, whatever it is, it's going to be a long time. So what do you think it should be or it should replace? We don't know what it is yet. Someone said it could be one of Meg's crafts. Oh, it's a friend. Let's aim higher.

Wellington Airport is losing the two giant Eaglesagles from the Lord of the Rings and they are going to be replaced by something they don't say what at the end of this year. Any suggestions of what wetter workshop could work on? Yeah lots of dicks coming in, you're very creative, we knew you would be. Yeah someone suggested David Bane's jumper collection. I think that's better at Dunedin. I look like someone's just hung there washing up in the actual airport. I think that's better at Dunedin airport as well

because that's where David Bain was from. Someone said Harold the giraffe. Oh yeah, that's a good one. That's a nice childhood memory, isn't it? He's still going around. He's still the old, I was gonna say magic school bus. Is that what they called it? Yeah, along the same hill,

cause Harold, the pack and save stick man. Name someone more iconic. No, because it's also branded. Like someone else had the KFC double down and then you've just got brands like bidding on the space in the airport. I don't know if Wellingtonians would love that. Oh, so you don't want a branded one

because someone else has suggested Big Save Lily. Yeah, no. Just put it up there. Dad's had another sale. He's going crazy. He's over ordered on beds. So what, every time you walk past her, you trip the sensor and she says something else. That's gone clinically insane. Thingies left eye. Oh yeah that's a good one. You have to have a kind of plaque explaining a thing. What time is it? 8.48. How can we say Haydn's? The giant adult toy that was

chucked at the politician. That was up at Waitangi, wasn't it? Yeah, that's right. Well, someone else is also saying you could have a Chris Warner from Shawlin Street holding an iPad and it's just kind of blurred out what he's looking at. Please tell me that's not your... Yeah.

I think Chantelle is like a more of a serious suggestion. Hey Chantelle. Hey, how's it going? You're good, Chantelle. What do you think? Could it be something from the Avatar movie? Cause it's done out of Weisha as well. They did King Kong, Malia. That would be cool actually, if it was all blue and they did something epic from Avatar.

I don't think people would be mad about the replacement. There's sort of, the Avatar as in New Zealand as Lord of the Rings. Like you don't instantly go to New Zealand when you see Avatar, whereas you do with Lord of the Rings. And you do with, you know, Suzy Cato. Mm. Like just a giant Suzy Cato. And imagine if they just put up like the Let's Gone Warriors sign.

Remember that from like five years ago? I have a feeling, this is my official guess, without being funny, I think they'll do, you know how they worked on those incredible Anzac Day big like people? Remember they were like giant people? At Anzac Day big people. Remember they were like giant people? And Anzac Day at the museum. God, my, yeah.

The animatronic, what? Te Papa, oh my God. Te Papa had giant people. Yeah, Te Papa had giant people. Anzac Day, they had an exhibition and they made giant people. And I think they'll make giant rugby players like with a ball or something.

Right, and the roof. Yeah, so like the- Like diving to score a trial or something. So they're almost doing a Superman pose. That's what I think they'll do. Amy suggested Timahuea Morrison with a fry pan and a carton of eggs. Probably not. And Kate, good morning, what do you think this is going to be? Good morning. I suggested the old fruits from the Big Fresh Supermarket. Now we're throwing it back to the 90s. This is early 90s.

Yeah, my god. Animatronics back. You know what, Katie, if you go on Trade Me, I don't know if they're still on there, I can't imagine anyone's purchased them. I was on there like a few weeks ago, and they're for sale. Some of the animatronics from Big Fresh Supermarket, you can buy them. You got anywhere to store that, Kate? Any sort of use for it? Uh, no, not really. supermarket you can buy them. You got anywhere to store that Kate? Any sort of use for it? Oh well, no not really. I wouldn't have thought so. Meanwhile Dan has been looking at the auction online.

And I'm sort of thinking where is there a place in my house? You said a couple of weeks ago, the articles from 2019. There's another one. They put them up. So maybe the person that purchased them in 2019 is like you know what I have no space for these. Hey Kate, you hold there and we'll sort you out with a double pass through our musty movie,

The Accountant 2. It's in cinemas right now. I guess we'll just watch the space and see if anyone got close. Rachel Hunter licking her trumpets and other suggestions come through. She's just done real throwbacks. I think they need to run that past Rachel.

Clint, Meg and Dan. If you haven't heard, three of us starting a band. The Edge Breaky with Clint, Megan, Dan are starting a band. And so far, well, we've got instruments. Kirkabane's turning in his grape. Next step, to find a song to perform. One of the world's biggest artists, Alex Warren, suggested this. Uh, Wet Ass ****.

Brilliant stuff. And it's locked in. Okay, and then there was Teenage Dirtbag that was suggested. Yeah, let's just do the song. You're doing that? I'm with ya. Lock it in! We're doing Teenage Dirtbag, baby! and it's locked in. Okay, and then there was teenage dupe bag that was suggested. Let's just do the song. Okay. I'm with ya, lock it in. We're doing teenage dupe bag, baby. True.

Okay, so now they've locked in the song, we just need a venue. If you've got one, get in touch with us, 3343. We do need to lock one in probably by the end of the week, so if you've got a suggestion, get in touch with us. Might be a last suggestion that comes through that we end up going with. Yeah, I think it's easier just to text 3343

and describe the event and we could be getting in touch. So we have to learn instruments. None of us play any of the instruments that we've been given, but the other thing we have to do is sing. Yeah, which is easy to most of us. I think Clint and I can hold a tune. Clint, I mean, he did come eighth in New Zealand Idol,

so he's not the best singer. But I mean, he can hold a tune. Yeah, you know. You've got other talents. You like it, you like singing. I love singing, Clint. I love to sing. Now, here's the problem.

Dan can sing as well, but I don't know how he's gonna play and sing, because this was him just playing in our rehearsal at Meg's on Friday. Are you able to take your guitar out of slow motion mode? Yeah. This is crazy because Meg's the only one that didn't make a mistake. It's like a universe Dan and I aren't used to.

It's quite strange. I've just learnt this chord. Listen to this. I only know the third one. The first two are good. Let's learn this chord, listen to this. ["The First To A Good"] That's the third one, the first to a good. The thing is I find it, when we started singing, I did find it a little bit easier for some reason, my brain can play along easier when I'm singing.

If you know the song really well, it should be easy. It's when you have to try and remember lyrics as well. But the song we all know in the back of our head yeah so that's what we had to do next we'd play the song instrumentally we had to try it singing we had to sing and had to click you stay quiet during this during the performance yeah I just yeah I think I'm trying to like have laser focus and then once I know it then I can be a little more rock and roll but at the moment I'm quite rigid taking it very seriously a lot of people accused him of looking a bit

bored didn't they? Yeah, I can't feel you rock and roll. This is the bit that we performed and Dan sang yesterday. He's trying to nail that chorus. How close is MCDC's version. Yeah, together some BBs. Obviously the mix isn't great because we're just recording off a phone in the middle of a room. And can I also say this is sounding slower, it was purposely slower. Nepea, the bass player and our producer, has said let's go slow to make sure that we know what we're doing so we'll speed it up. I think you've got to keep in mind that was literally our first practice so it's

only up from there it can only get better. What I'm worried about if I can I be honest with you both what I'm worried about is we've had a false sense of confidence we're not gonna practice as much as we need to because we're like we kind of nailed it that first time we're all good. Yeah I haven't practiced since. Daniel shut up really. Hold on we've got this. Brilliant this is exactly what's gonna happen. Yeah and we do need a gig that we can start working towards so we know we've got a deadline. I think that's what we're lacking because as procrastinators you're like, well I got ages, I got ages.

And then we may not if we pick a gig that's like a week and a half from now. So far some live feedback coming through on the text machine. To be honest guys, not bad. Holy crap, actually good. Not even that bad. It needs to sound more whiny

than those someone else has said. I'm guessing that means the singing. Oh yeah, yeah it's very nasal air. Yeah, but that's just not how I sing. Yeah, but if we are gonna do, are we a covers band with our own spin? Yeah, true. Or are we trying to mimic it like a karaoke version?

That's true. If you wanna see us performing, see the visuals of that. Band to 3343. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Band to 3343. Ba da ba. What's the space?

Send your gig suggestions in 3343. We'll do anything. We could be performing for free at your next event. Free-ish. But the first one's free. No, no, totally free. Yeah, but surely they're gonna provide a rider. Oh, have a sort of food.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Clint's got some very specific things and needs. Black nail polish and craft beer. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast it is.

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