The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Whats on Dans bedside table?

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

Kia Ora! Happy Friday EveJoin Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London on today's showHere's what they got up to: Coffee Catch upFirst call of the dayScandal with Ash: Cardi B Pregnant with new boyfriend Naughty 6:40: Should Dan tell the Nanny?Black Ferns Journey  Ash's 3 Month Gym-A-VersaryFriends Phoner: What happened when you told your friend their partner sucked?Horror BillsTe Wiki O Te Reo Maori - Mind Your Language Quiz Collar Beats Cheers!Have a great rest of your day - Love Producer Lily x

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megandandam podcast. One's permanently tanned. One's permanently cancelled. And one's wondering why she left Australia for this. This is the Edge Breakfast.

Atamaria, good morning. Keora, welcome. Goethe. Good morning, my darling. Thursday. You know what? I think Thursday, underrated day. A lot of people go, oh, it's still the middle of the week,

but I think it's just the day. The day before Friday. What are you frowning it? No, it's not as good. He prefers a Saturday morning. How good is that feeling when you wake up on Saturday morning and you realize that you can stay in bed? Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's the best. Because my body will wake me up at 4.30 now. It's not open an eye. Still? In the weekend? Yeah. I'm the same. I sort of just wake up about 4, 4.30.

Yeah. And the best thing is when you think it's a week. work day and then you remember us the weekend. And do you know what I sometimes do on those mornings? I'll go down and get buddy out of his bed and I'll carry him into our beds so we're in a morning snuggles. Oh absolutely not. I would never do that. I'd keep my trying to sleep as long as possible. No, he stays asleep though. He just cuddles into me and I get my little warm loaf of soudo next to me. I'll literally see my alarm for 9 a.m. because I'll sleep beyond that and I don't want to still be in bed at 9 because I know I need to get up and do

some stuff. See that's because your kids are older and they won't wake up. Oh, my dream is 9 o'clock. I have a voucher that I got given for my birthday for the JW Marrett here in Auckland. And I marry it, and I'm holding on to it. It's sometimes just the knowledge that you have a hotel stay on your own is enough to get you through. And the pipeline somewhere.

Yes, and once I use it, it'll be gone. Oh, look, happy for you. Thank you. So exciting. I have nothing like that. 1242. You got shit friends then. Hey, it's Thursday, bro.

It's so good. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my God. About to jump into a 6 a.m. Throwback to get you excited for your Friday Eve. Before we move on from Olivia Dean, I got into like a bit of a YouTube hole of Olivia Dean last night. She is such an incredible performer. I didn't realize. Obviously she's got, she's an amazing songwriter and great singer.

But I was just watching her do some live performances. And she's just so captivating to watch. And I think it helps. She's Neo Soul. Yeah. So she always has a live band with her. And I think when you, you kind of like. Cut your teeth performing with a live band.

You can't be a bad performer because you have to be present. You have to be, you know, she's so sexy. She's so cool. And just like, you just see the talent oozing out of it. And she's so unique. Do yourself a favour and just go on YouTube and watch her life performances. She's amazing.

And her whole back catalogue, she's been making great music for years and years and years. Yeah. My wife was even talking to, she was like, can I go to Olivia Dene? I was thinking about going on a bit of a girl's trip. I was like, babe, do it. you want. It's like next year or something. Yes, the whole year away. She's saying Spark Arena. Yeah, because is it next, like, October or November? Because

I think she thought it was like next month. And then realize it's 13 months or whatever. And I was like, I don't think my wife's ever been that excited about booking tickets for someone a year out ever. I wouldn't be sleeping. Like, I'd be buying the tickets now because I think she's going to blow up in the next six months. Do you know what I just remembered? I still haven't bought my tickets back to Australia for the Ricky Martin concert because I keep putting it off because I'm scared of how expensive the flights are going to be. Oh, yeah. They'll hike them up for

Ricky Bar. Don't worry. Yeah, I don't know if they're. I don't know if they're It'll sell out. You'll be right. I've already got the tickets. It's the flights. Come on, Clips. She got them the day before it even went on sale. Does he sell out still? He's sold out in Melbourne, yeah. Ricky Martin's way bigger in Australia than he is here.

He's one of those artists that I think hasn't... Like, he was a little bit big when he was famous here. He feels like he was done a long time ago. Yeah, but he was so big for women my age in our formative years that he just holds a place in our heart. Yeah, like Backstreet Boys for me. Exactly. Oh, is he the female backstreet boys, is he?

I think the backstreet boys are the female backstreet boys. I don't think many men are really excited about. Oh, come on. I think it's just you. Ricky Martin's the George Clooney of music. I reckon he's got hotter as he's got it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we all saw him at the, what was the awards he was up?

MTV VMAs. Yeah, he looks bloody good. Yeah. He knows how to fling those hips around, doesn't he? Oh, yeah. God, he's like, they've got a minor of their own, those hips. They do, they do not lie. Langway line up announced at 10 past 10 this morning.

so we'll just miss it. They've obviously geared it for an Aussie announced just after 8 o'clock. So that's why it's a bit of a weird one for us at 10 past 10. But Cowanias will have the line-up. There's a lot of rumours going around if the rumours are true. I'm hearing chapel, Ron. Very, very exciting.

Are you? Who are you hearing that from? Not from this building where I was out in about yesterday. Am I allowed to say who I'm thinking? But then the problem is I thought if I say who I'm thinking and then it turns out I'm right. It'll look like I've leaked it. Which is what you did.

But I didn't, boss. Let's not have two leaks. Let's just have one leaky Ash London on the show. And Clint, you see it up all you all. I'll sell up mine. Okay. Locked up. Okay.

Here it is. It is your 6am throwbacky. Excited for you Thursday. They call it leaky London. No one calls me that. NK project gets shaky. Clint, Megan Dan. Let's go.

Lash London. Time for a little coffee catch-up. Dan, let's take bets. How much do you think Ash Dan paid for his new haircut? Oh, gosh, okay. Oh, you've noticed? I said it. I said happy, okay, I said happy haircut in the dark 50 metres away.

She saw it from like her car to the front door of our building. In the dark. Yeah, must be good. Silhouette. If we're discounting the awkward situation you're in with getting free haircuts and let's say you actually paid for it, 50 bucks. Okay, and I'm going to say he's still in the awkward situation where he doesn't pay for his haircut.

Okay. Well, I'll say this. Tommy Guns and Glenfield Bull. Gun or guns? Tommy Guns. And Glenfield Moore do a great cut. And you know what? There's Tommy Guns all around the country.

Yeah, but the Glenfield Mall one specifically. Yes. And that's got the franchisee. 476 Google reviews. And they're all five stars. 4.8 average is unbelievable seeds. And if I was to pay for it, I would pay in and around the $45 to $50 mark.

That's very affordable. Fortunately for me, they give it to me for free. And I do insist every time. I will pay, and I would pay. I said to Dan, when he says I'll pay, and they go, no, of course it's free, your money is no good here. How long does he have his Episcard out of his pocket for? Sometimes I just sort of go through the reach around. No, you need to say before, you need to send him an email, call him up and say,

Stan Webby here from the edge. Can we just make an agreement so that I don't have to want to vomit every time I go in from the stress of it all? Well, thank you bringing that up, clip, because now this has purchased me at least another 10 haircuts for free. Because I've mentioned Tommy Guns, Glennfield. Isaac Barnes said on Google reviews. Risvy. Did you have Risvi? Do you know, Riz?

Riz is great. Yeah? At Tommy Guns does some awesome fades. This is my third time coming here, and I have been happy with my cuts every time. Tommy Guns. Glempfield specifically. Where's Glenfield?

Can I take Buddy there? They'd be happy to see you, Ash. Oh, look, they even did a good job cutting my four-year-old son's hair. Yeah. Great one. And another one, I love coming here. Celebrity Dan Webby makes an appearance from time to time. Makes an appearance.

Here's one. Leo said, yeah, down from the edge came yesterday and asked if we wanted him to do a hit the spot live. We said, no thanks, mate. We're just here for a haircut. We're all. That's the thing. And you know what the good thing about Tommy Guns is about?

They give you a drink while you're there. So everybody was having a beerbie. And then you're on the stage, we're running this. together. Very little hair was cut, but the vibes were high. Last time we talked about your free and you're like, oh, it's so awkward, so awkward.

They don't let me pay. We were like, just work out what coffee orders they have and you can just bring them all coffees before we did. Then I'm paying, aren't I? Clint, Megan Dan. First call of the day. First call of the day. Yes. And also, Haley from Levin

joining us this morning. Morning, Hales. Good. Good morning. How are we? Now we're talking to you. You either, your favourite movie is bad boys too, or you have two boys and they're both bad. I'm not sure. That sounds like a pretty good Thursday to me, but, you know. Did you mean that sexually, Haley?

Are you saying you weren't two bad boys? Can't, Haley? Oh, yeah, that's the good option that I didn't even think about. That's where Haley weren't, because she's a legend. But isn't the movie, Bab? I don't see what a bumpkin. We're good. We're good.

Um, Haley, you're a cancer like me. When's your birth? Dave, you don't mind me asking? I am two nights of June. Oh, two weeks later, July 14. Good chat, good chat. Yeah. But what about the bad boys? Which is it?

Is it just like your favourite film? Oh. It was the first one that popped into mine. I was like, that's really the one that I used to smash the most. Oh, yeah. What's your beef with bad boys one? Which one did you smash the most? The first bad boy or the second bad boy?

Both of them are once, sounds like. You've got to try the first, as well, you know, the second one's good, man. Like, so, this is getting careful. The entree. So, um, the second one is, I don't know, it's just so much better. A bit more action. It's quite all the Will Smith, though.

Like, I reckon Will Smith still the man. Yeah, like, and Bad Boys won. When he's, like, running, he's got the unbuttoned shirt, and he's got that Ferrari, but he's, like, running after the bad guys. He runs better than Tom Cruise, I reckon. Yeah, people hadn't got the ick from him in. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Who's the other bad boys? A Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence. Okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah. They were a great combo those two as well. Like real good chemistry.

Oh, that's so good. I prefer Beverly Hills Cop personally. A bit more comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like more comedy. Is that the one with the guy that used to do all the sound effects? Is that Beverly Hills Cop? What he called his cop is Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Murphy? Yeah. One of the best. Dan tried to put Eddie Murphy on the B list, by the way. I know. I got a lot of hate for that. He's an A list all day. Why are you up early so early this morning, Haley?

I am driving to work. Oh, okay. What do you do? I work for the New Zealand police with the firearms safety authority Oh, cool Bad assy, no wonder she likes a bad boy Yeah, true

It's just like a documentary about her job She's a bad girl Well, you have a fantastic day, Haley Make sure you save some lives Like you do every day Thank you for your service Have a great day, guys You're too, sweetheart, love you

You hope there, Hayley will get a voucher sent out to you Thanks to our show sponsor Zidmore coffee, less milk. You can try the short and punchy magic at Z. Do you get to wear a bulletproof vest, or are you just an office person? No, just, you know, just just just just just just just as just an office person, Daniel. Oh, we, Haley, was a fan of the show and do that last comment. I've been a bad boy now.

Sorry, Haley. To ZM, Haley, wouldn't blame her after that. Yeah. That's good. Clint Meg and Dan. Gossip of Entertainment. Scandal. Clit megan Dan with Ash London.

Scandal. So, you know, Cardi B. the wet ass, you know, she's a rapper. She has got three kids with her ex-offset. They've got like an eight-year-old, five-year-old and then a bummer that was born September of last year. Oh, so you haven't they? But they've broken up now.

Oh, have they? So now they're just estranged but co-parenting. McCarty's got a new boyfriend. She's got some news. He's her with Gayle King, aka Oprah's Bestie, for the latest. Because the rumours on the street, the streets be talking. And so the latest. rumor about you. I'm sorry. Just

Gayle, you know when you're trying to, you know what? She's trying to burrow down. And you're like, how do I, how do I try and, like, level up to the coolness? The streets be talking. As if Gayle King's ever set through the streets. She's like a multi-million movies in the whitest neighborhood of all the time. She's trying to relate. Okay, sorry. Because the rumors on the street, the streets be talking.

And so the latest rumor about you is that you are having a baby. And I want to know what, if anything, you want to share about that with the class. Well, well, yes, I am. I'm having a baby with my boyfriend, Stefan Diggs. Congratulations. She should have been like, oh, those damn streets, dog in the boys. So she's still married to Offsitt. They haven't gotten divorced. She's got a new boyfriend. She gave birth one year ago and she's pregnant again. Wow. Wait, so Offsitt, they are still together and he's like, yeah, all good. You can have babies with other people. They're still married, but they're not together. Oh, okay, right. I was going to say, that's a hell of an open relationship. Yeah,

she's got a new boyfriend, Stefan. And they're having a baby. And he's like, yeah, she's got a So what's the gap between the last baby and this one? So, well, I guess maybe she's, let's say she's three or four months pregnant now. So she's got another six to go and she's a 19-month gap. Yeah, that's the same with our kids. But in that time she had to break up with her partner and find a new partner and decide to have a baby with him and then get pregnant. Oh, Cardi. My daughter was nine months old and then my wife say, I'm pregnant again.

I was like, okay. So our kids are like a year and a half apart. I am four years postpartum and I'm like, oh, not quite ready to go again just yet. Yeah. Hey, look, it's different for everyone. Cardi's obviously just trying to just get them all out. This song also reminds me of still of my mum and dad. Which is, it has context.

But when this video clip first came out, I can't remember why, but we forced my mum and dad to watch it. And we got like a reaction. Sounds like something we'd do. Yeah, it was like a reaction bit of my mum and dad watching WAP for the first time. And Dad enjoyed it more than mum. And then mum was like, all right, that's enough.

And dad's like, I think I might watch it one more time. to make sure I didn't miss anything. It's a chap. It's a good video and it's a good song. If ever I hear this, I just picture my dad sitting there with the laptop just watching it. And he was never seen again.

He still does it daily. That video is probably still on the internet somewhere. Yeah, maybe we'll find it. I'll do a bit of a digsy if we get a buck up. I need your breakfast. Have a keys, a bit of a throwback. Yeah, good luck too, Cardi. I know she's going to be four and done now.

Yeah. I hope so. And, you know, Offsett's got three other kids. as well. He's got like seven kids. Oh my gosh. That's when you start forgetting to pick them up from practices and stuff like that. He ain't picking. They've got people for that. She just needs to remember as well. The streets are always watching. The streets are be talking and watching.

Yeah. A bit of a dilemma team. Need your help. What's happened, Dallin? And it's a situation which is very sensitive and I need a quick fix. Okay. It's Nanny Day Today at my house. So my wife goes to work. Sometimes she works from home. Today she's not. She's going into the office. The nanny comes along

And she uses our vehicle Our second car to take George out on his little outings About doing George stuff And George loves his nanny And he loves his outings And so I've taken Hannah's car today And she's just messaged me Just this minute

And said Where are the keys to the Mazda? Okay And that's the car that's at home But the nanny needs for Georgie's activities Yes Now usually I put the keys in the bowl When I get home

I bet you did Which is in the Not in the Nanny's coming over. We've just got a bowl. Okay, and I put the keys in there. Yesterday, I put them on our bedside table. Okay, that's fine.

Which is fine, usually. Except last night, mum and dad had a bit of fun. Nice. Okay. And we'd been sent, you remember, a couple of weeks ago, we'd been sent a box of adult toys to use. Yeah.

And I did a little, we did a bit of a review of one last night. That's good for social stuff. Oh, no. So, Nick. to the key ring is a different type of ring and so what's happened is instead of putting it away again I've put the ring

adult ring on the bedside table and I believe it's right next to the keys the issue is Hannah's now at work that nanny needs the keys and is going to need to go into our room okay no no no no no we can't have that no you've got this she's looking after your kid she knows you do the stuff

no no no no no no no I don't know you just say I've accidentally brought them to work. They have to stay home today, sorry. Is that what I text Hannah? Absolutely. But then Hannah's going to get angry at me because we discussed it. But what's worse? Hannah getting angry at you or the nanny,

it's in your private area. Do you think the nanny will know? Oh, better work stories. Yeah, let her have one. Has anybody ever had this situation before? Can they text through a bit of advice? This is a Dan story. But it's whether you say to the nanny,

yeah, the keys are right next to my dittal ring on the bedside cabinet or do you actually go oh sorry, I've got the keys so that inconveniently your son doesn't get to go anywhere today because they don't have a vehicle. I would 100% be copying the anger from my partner

in order to keep my bedroom door closed. I think that's what I do. I'm playing, I'd play ignorant. I'm pretty sure they're on the bedside table and then I would just say nothing else and if she sees him, she'll be awkward, Dan must not know the right next to us. But then he lives with the questioning.

Did she see it? Did she not see it? And in the times where you come home from work while like Hannah's out to like do the handover, I know you, you'll be so awkward when you see her. I just wonder, can I disappear for like 20 minutes from the show and just duck home? No, I doubt. Not because of that. That's not a good enough excuse to leave the show.

Yeah, you've got to put your toys away, mate. Let that be a lesson to you. Yeah, but sometimes after you've played with your toys, really tired. My God, you have to always, always, always put them away. is the number one rule of mummy and daddy time. And I don't know what age that is, but there's, I mean, at the moment, you're probably okay because George is not even two here, right? No.

Yeah, but yeah, they'll come an age where all of a sudden you have to be very careful. You can't even just put them in the drawer. Yeah, it's got to be in a thing, in a thing, inner thing in the drawer. Yeah, which is so inconvenient because then when you're in, because then when you're in the, the throes of sex toys. Because then when you're in the throes of passion and you go, oh, shall I get something? And you're like, no, because it's in the thing and the thing, and we've got to get the ladder to get up there.

your laugh. You'd like me. A ladder. How big your box? For the time you get the chest of toys. Clintings to literally climb on top of this one you had to it. And by them or wife, say, you know what? Yeah, moment's gone.

I might just go sleep. Okay, what does Dan do? Okay, well, I think we've decided maybe I just message Hannah and say, like, I brought them in. But if anybody else has got another tip, please, I'm all ears. No, I'd just say, just download it up beside your bed. I don't want to do that. You're dead. Megan, Dan.

And Dan's got a bit of a. A sticky situation that is unfolding right now as we speak. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is sticky situation. Just say a tricky situation. Yeah. So, long story short, I've left an adult toy on our bedside table, which I was trying last night. Yeah. Fine.

Let's not read into it. The nanny who was looking after my son is there this morning and needs the car keys, which are also on the bedside table. Does she listen to the edge at home? I really heard they're not listening to the radio right now. Hopefully. I don't think so. I don't think she has the radio on, but God, man. imagine? Maybe I shouldn't say her name because she hung up so I don't know if she's got

cold feet or not. But she said that she was charging one of her toys when she had a bunch of tradies through the house but didn't realise to all that all left and gone, that's been charging there on the floor all day. Yeah. But I think tradies are sort of less because they're gone once they've done the work. My friend who shall remain nameless, for her birthday we got her a present and she took it with her to Italy and she stayed at a convent because you can book Convince as a cheap accommodation and left it out on her bedside table and the nuns came to clean the room in the morning.

Nuns is worse, I reckon. And what did they do? Did one of the nuns take it? They just cleaned around it. Oh, right. The nuns didn't take it, Dan. They don't steal on top of whatever you're thinking they're going to do. Serving a Lord.

Someone said make Dan's mum go over and move it. You know what? My mum would. If I called her, she'd be like, oh, okay, I'll go over. Oh, then you have to touch it. No, she could just You could just sort of flick it off with a duster or something. Most of our amazing listeners, the Edge Fano, are pretty chill

because they're all just texting through pretty much saying, who cares? Erin said, who cares if a nanny sees it? Won't be the first, won't be the last. Let her have a wee giggle. And then Philippa says, your nanny's going through your drawers anyway, Dan. No. She already knows all your secrets. She would never.

She would never. I just don't want to put her in an awkward situation because I feel like I want to be a professional employer. Yeah. And I don't want to put her in there. But hopefully, maybe she just goes in and won't even notice it. Maybe. She's looking for the keys.

Or maybe she'll be, no, it doesn't matter. No. Doesn't matter. It's just filter work there, nice. Sometimes it doesn't, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more I hang out with you two, the more it doesn't work. I'm very proud of that one.

Someone's just saying, just tell her that was there. Just literally call and be like, by the way, you'll see something else there. No, I think because at least if you just say that next to the bed, there is a chance she just grabs the keys if you go in front foot it and you've let the cat out of the bag I think there's something about front footing things that could be awkward that is very powerful

if you just get in there and you act like it's not a weird thing the other person has no option but to be like okay well I guess it's not a weird thing you just got to have the confidence normalise it okay Dan Ash is your nanny and you obviously are you

and you're just making the phone call to let her know where the keys are Hi Dan Hi Ash You're at our house right now. It's just Dan. Yeah, I'm just looking for the keys. Hannah said you might have brought them with you to work. Yep, next to the cock ring.

Okay. Thank you so much. Have a good day. I hope it's a great show. You go, you nailed that. Perfect. Perfect. I don't feel awkward. She won't feel awkward. It's not awkward.

Okay, see you later. Oh, by the way, you can use my code, Dan 20 for 20% off. It's 30% off. Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. This was the moment last week that got us to Saturday. morning 6 a.m. and a semi-final World Cup.

Strong Caitlin Barth, Carl Ostrue. And there's the sixth of the second half for New Zealand. Once more, the Blackburn's semi-final bound at the Rugby World Cup. How good? The first half was like a bit touch and go.

It was kind of like, oh my God, could we be out here? And then they came back after the second half and was like, day just put the throttle down. This is the run that the girls, the Black Ferns, have had in the Rugby, a women's rugby World Cup. We took on Spain, 54 to 8. We sent them packing.

Demolition Derby. Took on Japan, 62, 19. Demolition Derby. Then we played Ireland, 40-0. Oh, demolition derby. South Africa, 46, 17. Damn, girl! I mean, 40-0 against Ireland is incredible.

Yeah, because they play rugby there. It's not like, you know, they're playing, I don't know, Luxembourg. Hey, no shade to Luxembourg. Typically, you know it's been pretty crap at rugby, okay? They might be great too. Now, I'm not sure what's in the water in Canada, because we're taking them on in the semi-final, but in the last two meets, we drew 27-27,

and the time before that, we lost 2219. I want to find out why. Well, I want to find out what it is about these Canadians. Yeah, so our record in the last couple of meets is not great, but I guess then maybe we're coming in as the underdog, which I think New Zealanders prefer. But hold on, we've got momentum. I mean, you just listed those scores there. The girls are going to be confident. Absolutely.

Yeah. I can't wait to chat to Amy Rulnex, because I imagine, like, the nerves would be there, but it's just another game, right? Hopefully that's what they look at it. I think the nerves probably for any New Zealand team, especially when it's rugby, is the expectation that, New Zealand has that nothing other than victory and gold is a win. True that. Like even coming second is like, oh my God, we're second best in the world. It's like, no, there's so much disappointed in second for a lot of New Zealanders

that I imagine that's the pressure that the Black Ferns will feel. Which is crazy because it's such a small nation, like population-wise comparatively. Yeah. Like us Aussies think we're batting well above our average because there's only 24 million of us. So this is a little bit different. If you want to get a message to the girls as well, give us a call 0-800 The Edge, because we're going to be talking to one of the Blackburn's next, Dame Ruehl, and we can play some, like, support to her.

All right, well, are they feeling the pressure? What is the, I guess, the weird rituals that maybe some of the players have the day before the game? Can you imagine if you were a rugby world cup player, the rituals? Oh, my God, I have so many weird. I have so many weird quirks. Yeah. Like, even if I explain them, you'd be like, what's why? Kissing the pitch, kissing his shoes, tapping things.

Oh, it'll be nice me. I'm worried about OCD and Ticky as it is. But if I start doing something on the field and I start playing better, you better believe I'm doing it constantly. Just out of a chicken seat. Chin to his shoulder, he'd be like that constantly. Yeah, you're tapping my foot, do a little 360 spin, but always right to left, never left to right.

They'll be like, Clint, eyes on the ball back. Hits me in the back. Come back to us, Clint, Clint, Megad. Lesh, go. Under 6 a.m. Saturday morning. Hello. Clued to the box as our Black Ferns take on Canada in a semi-final. And Blackfern, Amy Ruhl, joins us on the show this morning.

Morning, Amy. Morning, Jamie. How's it all going? Really good. Thanks for coming. What are you doing right now? Well, it's currently quarterfuss A at night over in England, so I'm tucked in bed, having a wee chat with you guys.

No, tucked in. Are you in a hotel? Can you get some room service? Is that kind of the life you're living right now? I think we get told to make good choices when it comes around food. That's why I'm not a black fan. Actually, on that, Amy, like when you win a semifinal, I mean, I don't want to get ahead of ourselves here, but when you win, how much time is there to celebrate that win when you know the job isn't done? Yeah, we definitely take time to celebrate. You've got to celebrate those important milestones and the hard work that's gone into the performance and the weekend. But, yeah, it's a pretty tight turnaround

because we'll be back in the following day looking at our next preview, whoever that may be. And who were the options? If and when you beat Canada, who could you potentially be playing next? Oh no She's dropped off It's all right

Lily to be able to get her back Maybe she didn't like your question No it was a fine question Don't blame me Maybe you're putting too much pressure Like don't ask who she's playing next year It was like It was like

Room service It said one game at a time Let's not be too Assuming that we're just going to beat Canada Don't blame me You know what blame me I'm the non-kiwi here You know what I wanted to chat to her about

Is the Hucker because It's incredible Every time they do it Here's some audio of the black kids. Genuinely since chills up my spine I'm not going to be able to ask her now how much practice goes into the harker itself

as opposed to the actual game because they've absolutely nailed it. We'll never know because Ash wrecked it. I didn't, my question was fine and I resent the implication. that it was me that made the whole internet die. Yeah. You know what?

I'm going to just blame the technology because every time we do one of these Zoom interviews, it never works. This whole time I was like, it's working so beautifully, we can hear us so clearly. It's a sign that the black phones are going to win on the weekend.

You think since we've had COVID and everybody was doing Zooms, we really, as a company, should have nailed Zooms in that time. Maybe there is still room for Skype. I know that we turned Skype off like earlier this year. Oh yeah, bring back Skype. I feel bad that Amy was in bed,

and she probably could have gone to sleep, but she waited up to talk to us and lasted 20 seconds. Waited up. It's like quarter past eight, Dan. What time do you go to bed? She's a professional sports person. She's probably up at three in the gym.

Yeah. She needs her sleep, man. True. Okay, well, if we can get her back on, we will. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky Boo. London, who joined us a few months back when Meg went on maternity leave.

And also a few months back, you were talking about doing something. Yeah, I've got some audio of Ash's commitment. to herself, but also a commitment to us. Evidence. Just remember, just remember, AI. Anything's possible with AI these days. They can make it sound like.

I've signed up, guys. I've signed up to the local jets. Nothing fancy if it's on the way. It's between home and Kendi. But your husband's just cancelled his membership because he never went. He's freed up the funds. They're like $7 a week.

He was that tight. No, he was going to a fancy gym. One of those like training. This is just a. So I have to drive past it every day to pick up buddy. So if I don't go, that I'll have to face the shame. I drive past my gym every day, Ash. I haven't been in months.

I reckon I'll go one to two times a week. I'm not going to try to like every day. No, I'm not going to do that. But one to two times is doable. Again, like I said, anything's possible with AI these days. I don't think you need to go to the gym, babe. You know when when bloody Leonardo DiCaprio painted the Mona Lisa, did he go, that needs a bit of work.

Leonardo da Vinci, I think you're fine, Daniel. They're both talented artists. Well, I have the Jets app here that actually tells you how many times you have checked in. Before you reveal, would you like to know what people in the office think? Because we said, hey guys, it's actually our friend Ash's three-month gym anniversary. And we'd love to know how often you think she's using this gym membership that she bought because she said she'd use. These are people that I share an office with who know what my body looks like. Oh, they've got to judge you on your body, Claire.

I think, oh, Ash, that looks pretty fat, probably zero times. She's a little bit less frumpy than she was last month. Yeah, about five times. Okay, take a listen. In the last 10 weeks, how many times has Ash been to the gym? Four times a week? Every single day. Every day?

Every day except Wednesday and Sundays. Okay, so some people are giving you rest days. You need to rest out at least. All my workmates think I'm so fit and hot. Okay. What does some of the other workmates, including your husband, who also features in this thing? get him involved I think she's a busy woman

I think three times a week she's a mother with a busy life oh this is a really tough question to answer just from knowing I don't think she's been

very often I'm gonna say twice middle management I haven't seen her go once maybe she goes when I'm at work though obviously I'd go when you're at work

Dahl because you don't want to be alone with our child. Now, Ash and I quite often message after the show, like certain things. We'll send each other links and stuff. I don't think she's going often, Clint. I reckon.

Or she's quietly squirrelling away, just, you know, just getting it done. She doesn't need to put it on Insta. Come on, that's a muscle. That muscles on the bottom. Look, I've got muscle. That's actually just that. Is that bone?

I think that says the bone. Everyone has the bone in the eye. I reckon. Yeah. You haven't been more than four times. In 10 weeks? I've got the app here. I have checked in.

I've got the celebration. To the gym. Dusted the cold webs off the app. One time. Shut. Ah. It's worth that on. I actually ended up putting the membership on freeze two weeks.

Oh my God. Spending $12 a week and nothing. Oh my God. So that must be the quickest sign up to freeze time. They were like, hold on, this has got to be an era. She only joined, like, three weeks back or whatever. We'll call her. One time.

One time. My goodness me. Okay, the second time I went, my friend Mitch called me as I was walking in, and he was having a big month. So I sat on the stoop outside jets for 40 minutes and spoke to him, and then it was kind of it was kind of. Were you at least lifting a dumbbell while you were talking to him? I could have just talked to him on the treadmill, to be fair.

She picked up the phone, and that's like at least 300 grams. Exactly. So, yeah, look, I've got other skills in life. But I have actually joined a new gym. Oh, my, stop it. It's a small group personal training. So I'm going there tomorrow at 1.30. Shoutouts to Wade.

Yeah. Okay, I'm also donating to a charity called Les Mills. If you want to join, they love a bit of money. Yeah. I'm sorry, I let you guys down. Would you like us to keep you accountable, or does it feel mean? No. No.

Clint, she's frozen it. It's on ice. Like, I feel, like, no, I do, self-loathing is there anyway. Yeah. And I have to go past the gym, as I said everything. It's super relatable. There'll be a lot of people listening to go, oh, don't you worry, Ash, I've been donating to my gym for the last six months.

And Clint won't say this to you, Ash, but I think you're perfect the way you are. Thank you. In fact, I don't even think, I think if you go to the gym, it'll ruin you. Thanks so much. I have one idea. I think we should have a national quit your gym membership day. We encourage everyone that listens. Only if you don't go.

If you're going to the gym, regularly keep it but we need to have a day where we're like if you haven't used your gym membership today is the day we're all going to call up and we're going to cancel the gym membership you'd love that though yeah he just want to make all the rest of us yeah ash wants us all to be like oh another year with no abs at christmas time it's me every year it's like you don't want your friends to go on ozambique because he's like no they'll be the only one who isn't hot now Clint megan dan got to be entertainment scandalous Clit me and Dan with Ash London.

Scandal. All thanks to Westpac. See Pinking Duck Live at a secret location. You can hit edge.rovert. Dotting Zid for all the info. Cheers to Whispec for the real ones. Our boy, Robert Irwin, speaking of men we love, made his debut appearance on Dancing with the Stars USA yesterday.

He did Born to Be Wild. It was the jive with his partner Whitney. And we've all seen the video. And I think we can probably organise a bounceback or something if you want to see it. The boys can tell you what that is at the end of scandal. If you didn't know Robert Irwin and you watch the video, I think you would not be able to tell which one of them was the professional dancer. It wasn't.

Yeah, that's fair. And the crazy thing is this is like week one. Normally everyone's a little bit rusty week one. And then obviously they get into the swing of things. And by like halfway through the season, you're like, wow, that guy can really dance now. He's great from the get-go. Everything that guy does turns to gold. He can't do any robot.

He can't do any robot. Little crocodiles. He can host TV shows. He can dance. He's lovely. He can be nice. He's lovely. He models.

Yeah. Oh, does he model? One of the judges said it was the best first round dance he'd ever seen on Dancing with the Stars. And they've got like 24 seasons or something. Better than Clint Randall and he did New Zealand. I think he said that was the exception. I was juggling a full-time job as well. True.

Yeah, yeah. What was your first dance that you did? Do you remember? The first one was Quick Step. Quick step. That sounds hard. What's your favourite dance? Yeah, it's a hard one to start on.

I liked the jive, all the bouncing around. It was fun. I did it to a West Life song. Our dream? When you're looking like that. Yeah, it was good. I'll say that as a throwback tomorrow, please. Yeah, that's a hell of a banger.

What a tune? So look, he's going to win. I'm calling it now. He definitely would. What universe is he not winning? I mean, looking at the cast, I've just been looking through the cast of this season. I have not heard of many of them.

There's one guy, Corey Feldman, who was in a lot of movies back in the day. Oh, back in the day. Yeah, it was in Stand By Me, the Goonies, I think he was in as well. and Dylan Ephron, who I'm guessing is Zach Erf, brother? Like, is that a celebrity? And also Hilaria Baldwin, you know, Alec Baldwin's wife who has the

pretends to be Spanish. Her name's Hillary. She grew up in Boston. Brilliant. And now she talks in these Spanish accent. And she calls herself, Illaria. Everyone's like, dude, I went to school with you. You were American. Like, your name was Hillary, you were American like six years ago.

Yeah. So very strange. Those are the three people I've heard of, to be honest. So if it goes on votes alone in fame, think that he'd get the most. The luckiest person on that whole show is the guy who hosts it, who used to play Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and he had that a Carlton dance. And because of that dance, they've given it,

he's hosting one of the most popular shows on the planet. Yeah. Nice to be nice. Yes, Dylan Ephron is the younger brother of actor Zach Efron. Wow. I wonder if Zach's like, bro. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing, man.

I'll just give you some money. It's actually a lot of fun that show. Yeah. It's a shame we didn't keep a going in New Zealand. Maybe it's too expensive to make. Everything's too expensive these days. That is cool. Yeah. All right.

Coming up next, the Friends burner. My daughter and I have started from the beginning. We've almost finished season one. I think we're about to move on to season two. God, you're slow. Yeah. My daughter is now, she now starts understanding why Ross and Rachel are such a thing. Sweet.

The last episode of season one, you know, when Rachel realizes that Ross was at the ball going to dress up and take her. It's the saddest moment in TV history. And then as he's ready to take her, it turns out Chip arrives at the door and she runs out and he's just standing there with a corsage. And he looks so sad. Oh, my God, oh my God.

Clint, Megan Dan. Good news, guys. My daughter and I are on to season two. At last. Yeah. Only took them seven years. My daughter started taking a liking to friends on a plane when we were like flying back from somewhere

and they had friends on and she turns to me mid-episode and goes, Dad, this is crack up. I'm a legend. Did she think that she was like introducing you? to it and you didn't know or she's just like you're right this is so funny. Yeah it was more like that because I said yeah I've seen it and then she started reciting word for word what she'd just watched

one time and I was like Cam you don't understand the Ross and Rachel thing though we have to go right back to the start you need the origin story of Ross and Rachel I'm jealous of her that she gets to watch it again with fresh eyes I'd love to be so can I just do one quick tangent if you could watch any show again with fresh eyes like erase your memory of watching it and then watch it again what would you watch

Breaking Bad or Friends Yeah, Breaking Bad came to mind actually Yeah, it's so depressing Yeah Yellowstone, Ozark Ozark The second most depressing show on TV After Breaking Bad

Still good though Shirts Creek as well Yeah, maybe I think Friends Because they're just how many seasons there are And you're just put out Oh my God, this is the best There's so many lolls ahead of you

Yeah Great answers, great answers boys So once a week I'll pull out a scene from Friends And try and find out how relatable it is to real life because I think it is one of the most relatable TV shows. Absolutely. Episode 17, I'm not sure if I love this for Joey's character,

but he started dating Ursula, who was introduced as Phoebe's twin. That's right. And he was like infatuated with her, but she was kind of giving him the cold shoulder, which I guess, Joy, wasn't used to. Hey. Trouble.

Your sister stood me up the other night. Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? And eventually what transpires is that Phoebe ends up pretending to be Ursula and breaking up with Joey because she knows Ursula won't. What about everything you sat under the bridge?

You should just forget about what I sat under the bridge. I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk. You don't drink. That's right, I don't. But I was drunk on you. Because she just knows Ursula's no good for her friend and so she steps in

and intervenes. Hayden, Ellen. There's a Statute of limitations on spoilers. You can't be coming at us on the text machine to say no friends. This is almost 30 years ago, I don't. Let it go. That's on you, Dylan. We want to know, what happened when you told your friend that their partner sucked?

Oh, you have to be really careful in this situation. Very careful. You may have evidence that supports why you think they suck, or you might just know that they suck for your friend, but it's a real dicey, risky, risky thing. to tell your friend who may be infatuated with them that their partner sucks. I personally think they have to suck really bad

for you to bring it up. Does the friend have to ask you for your opinion or can you, of your own volition, say, I've got something to tell you. I think if they're cheating or doing something really bad in the relationship, then you should tell them. Definitely. What if they're just a annoying person? I'm just, even if I know they're cheating, nah. Not my business.

Really? Not my business. If you found out that Hannah was cheating on me, we're best mates, you wouldn't tell me. No. He'd tell me though, then I'd tell you. Thanks, Ash. Because I'm a real friend. No, because I might tell you, and you're like, yeah, okay, well, we've got an open relationship. So, you know, you don't understand the inner workings of our marriage. And then I'm like, oh, sorry, bro, I didn't know.

And now all of a sudden you're being stink to me because I was trying to be nice to go. Let's be honest. If Dan and Hannah had an open relationship, she'd be the only one having sex outside of the... Dan would be dry. And it just be Dan. It's true. Hannah's out again tonight. Yeah, Hatter's having an open relationship.

I'm like, when are you're going out, Dan, he goes, whenever I will. I don't want to go out, Clip. Okay, we'd love to know, like, if you ask somebody that was just like, no, I'm going to tell my friend, I know what's best for them, and I think their partner sucks. How did it go for you? Because it's such a risky thing. Very risky.

Because sometimes they ask you, what do you think? I'm going to break up with him, and you go, oh, thank God I hate them, but then they don't break up with him. Sometimes you may get engaged the next week, and you're like, oh, God. Should have said something. Yeah. My risk. The friend's phoneer this morning.

What happened when you told your friend, their partner sucked how did it go for you? Maybe don't word it like that Did you use that language? I reckon do it I reckon if you really feel strongly about it Yeah

You can do it in a nice way We had a friend who ended up marrying a guy And we didn't, we knew from the minute we met him We didn't like him They got married, horrible, just long divorce It was just so messy And all of us kind of think I wish we'd said something

Well Mike says I agree with Clint As a good friend I will be there To pick up the pieces and support you But it is not my relationship, I'm staying out of it and not getting involved. Unless I see it with my own eyes he says. Honour, you tried doing this with your sister and her partner?

Yes, hello. Hello. Did it go down well? No, so my sister and her now ex-partner got together when they were about 18, I think, and he was just the most self-centered person

I think we have ever met. She just did everything for him. He did nothing for never compromised for her, and he wanted to move back to the UK because he was born there, and they moved over to New Zealand when he was one. So after six years together, she's like, I'm going to move to London with him, and this was a country that she had never even been to before. And we were like, what are you doing? Like, he's not putting a ring on it.

He's not doing anything for you. Why are you moving there? And she knew how much I hated him. My husband hates him. All my family, I think, just. hates him with him because we had two. They don't pull any punches. You tell us what you really think.

And we were like, you can't move there. Like you can't just pack up your whole life. You know no one there and move to a country you haven't even been before. But we kept on telling her and she was just like, no, it's fine. We're going to go travelling and do all this stuff and da-da-da-da-da. And so anyway, she did move over there. Everything seemed to kind of be going okay. And then I get a text from her earlier this year.

saying, hey, I'm going to be in New Zealand over Christmas. And I was like, oh, cool. Like, I haven't seen you in years. Why is that? And she goes, oh, Christian broke up with me. And we were like, oh, my gosh, no. And then come to find out he had been cheating on her for five months before he broke up with her with a girl. Oh, my goodness.

Who knew about my sister. So she was pursuing a guy that had been in a relationship for nearly nine years. And you said you hated him all along. Yeah, yeah. I knew it. The sisters. And you don't want to do the I knew it. or I told you so, because she's already in a rough spot.

But this one, best friend for 20 years was getting married. I was meant to be made of honour. I told her I didn't think he was right for her. I was instantly uninvited to the wedding and cut out of her life. Two years later, he tried cheating on her with me. Oh my gosh. Turns out I was right. They got divorced before year three, and now we are friends again.

Oh, so she got her friend back. That's good. My mate told me to mind my own business when I question his relationship with his girlfriend who was not treating him well. We're not friends now because of it And they broke up three months later You lose it And we had another text just like that from

We'll call him Steve Lost a very good friendship due to this He told me she was bad news And she was bad news I lost him and her I think the key to this is Your friends and family know you pretty well You know

You know Like maybe when it's in the early stages of relationship and they can see it then Listen to them Oh yeah Clint Megan Dan Dahlah Della Bill y'all Okay, all thanks to Westpac, we can be paying your horror bills.

Myself, Dan or Ash, will reach into the box of horrors. We have no idea what is in the box because we will be blindfolded, but if we can grab the credit card, we will end up paying it. If you're unsure how credit cards work, you can work out how they work for you at the Westpac Fair Free Credit Hub. Christy's got a big bill to pay. Morning, Christy. Yes, morning, yes, I sure do have a big bill to pay.

What have you got? We found a leak in our roof, and it's going to cost $874 to repair it. What do you mean? That is so crappy, Christy. I'm sorry to hear that, but luckily for you, we could be paying that bill for you this morning. Wouldn't that be lovely? Yeah, if you had actually called yesterday, Dan would have had that bill paid.

He stuck his hand in the mystery box, and managed to find the critic card eventually. Oh, it's a... Oh, it moved! It moved! That definitely moved. That definitely moved. It was a ball of yarn. But Ash kept moving around and Dan thought it was alive.

Hey, I may have lost all dignity, but I found a credit card. And that's the main thing. But it does mean Ash that I'm out of the running. You put your hands in some... Feces. So I'm out of the running all week. I get to just veto everything. So that leaves you, darling. Now, Yaz is in the studio to press the button.

So you've got no excuse to come back, but I press the button. I'm the most important. person on the radio, so I couldn't possibly put these hands into the box. So, Clint, come around here. We're going to blindfold you. There's a Persebex box in the studio. We have now lifted the lid off. Christy, good luck. Clint is about to put his hand.

Take your bracelet off, darling. Oh, really? Yeah, you don't want to get that on your bracelet. I'd take your shirt off as well if I... I'd take your shirt off as well if I... I'd say, okay. Just for the video. Now look back at me real angry. Now, tweak your nipples, why you look back in me real angry. Do you know what I'm worried about? I said,

I know these guys. They'll end up putting mousetraps in for one of the days. And now it's my turn. I hope I haven't got what. Maybe now you've got your shirt off. You should take your pants off too. It's forward about five centimetres. And then you're going to put your hand down.

Yeah, so that's the lid and you're going to want to put your hand on. Oh, guys. This is so much worse when it's your turn. It sure is, baby. Okay. Okay. You need to touch it. If it's a mousetrap.

No. Oh, so he's touched it now. His finger is on the item. Oh. Now, I'm looking at it, as I don't even know what it is. I think I'm figuring it out. It's disgusting. Tell the people what it feels.

It feels widgey. It feels wet. It feels slimy and it's widgey. It's the slime around the wedges. Okay, so remember, Clint, you're looking for a credit card. Okay, it's definitely not a mousetrap. So at least there's a mousetrap in the sludge. Okay.

You need to be feeling around. Can you smell it from there? I can smell something, but it does. It almost feels like peaches, like a can of peaches. It is peaches, but what are the peaches in? Oh, no. No, okay. All right.

Oh, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Christy! Yes, Christy! He's got the critic card! Christy from Fungari, $874 to repair your roof.

Congratulations, darling. She's so happy. She's so, oh, yes. She's screaming, but we had her body. him down. Christy, good on you, darling. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Don't thank us. What's your name? Clint. What was it? Because it's peaches. You were right, Clint. But then they're soaking in what looks like sesame seeds and oil.

Cheer seeds. This is, compared to what Ash had to put her hands in, you must be livid right now, Ash. That's literally what I have for breakfast. That is your breakfast. Hey, yeah, she was starting to realize. Whenever it comes down to like any sort of luck at the drawer or spin the wheel, I'd generally come out pretty squeaky clean with these things.

Classic. Yeah. If you hadn't had any fingers in it, Ash would have eaten it. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, oh my God. The Wiki Otero Maori, Māori Language Week this week. We're all going to learn some Terra Māori this morning And a game called Mind Your Language

Which I didn't come up with It was actually a TV show that myself and Scotty Morrison From Tekeira used to do years ago He was the tera Māori expert And I was the guy who was not Exactly And so I guess we both related to different parts of New Zealand And we did a show together

It was cool, just did the one season And it happens to some of us Happens. What are the shows that clicked us only have one season But you just remember They were fun for the time that they were there And this is going to be a great reminder That when you're trying to learn a new skill or new language

Or try something new, you will fail You won't know the answer And that is okay The important thing is to just try And struggle through it, figure it out And eventually you'll get there You only learn by failing That's exactly right

I'll leave you a producer mic on as well guys If you think you know the answer You can shout it out But obviously There are I guess a lot of different answers you might be able to throw it. I've tried to keep it as open as possible. No, you wrote the questions. Did you know all of them or did you have to Google? I've googled some of them. Okay. Yeah.

I wish producer Nipes was here who is mouldy, but he's sick with influenza. But he'd win. We don't want him here. It's good that he's not. I want him to help in my headphones. What do we think the answer could be for this? Ash is a very intelligent woman with a large umah. Umar. Heart. Brain. No? No. No. It was chest. Chist or breasts? I thought you were going to like hope that I...

I mean, I'll take it but also I do have a large heart also. Umah, umah, umma, chest. I'm going to take that as a large heart. Do you know what I do constantly? Because of the Taneah Mahutas song, that's how I learned the Moldi vowels. Ae O, so like a hundred times a day in my head

I'm like, Ae Ouma, okay. My friend Daniel has a tiny Ihu. Ihu. Um, our Ihu is, I know this. What could it be? Uh, Bridges and Lily, you've got your hand up like you might know what it is. But I don't think it's the obvious answer. That's Ure.

That's Ure. That's Udh. God knows. That's a small... Is it his nose? Yes, correct. Dan has a small Ihu. It's a cute little nose.

It's a cute little nose. It's a cute little nose. Umar and Ihu. Ash, knows how to please her Kaifaka Haere. Okay, Kai, isn't Kai food? Yeah.

Not in this instance. Oh, damn it. Ash knows how to please her Kawha hairee. My man. Her boss. Who is my man? Yeah. We guys get a point. Leader, boss. Kaifaka hairee.

Okay. Okay. Daniel has never seen a female mokonoi. So it's not nose. Say the word again? Mokonoi. Mokonoi. Dan has never seen a female Mokonoi.

I'm going to know I can't lock that one in. He's never seen a female, Mokonoi. Thought him. Oh, no. Oh, you don't lie. He doesn't like. No, don't say. No, it was Dinosaur.

Oh, what a great word. That's good. I'm going to teach buddy that word. Mukanoi. That is one of those words that, like, he'd see when you're birds, Mukanoi. Ash is an expert in the rumammoe.

Rumma moe. Rumma moe. Rumma moe. These are all great words. Excellent. Sleeping something, sleeping room? Yes, the bedroom. Ash is an expert in the roomma moir.

Wow. Come on. Dean didn't lose his Niru until he was 26. No, it's going to be car keys or something. Cat, cat. Cat, not virginity. No, no, it was not. I won't have I lost that more than once, actually.

Yes. What's the word for cat? Niru. N-eru. N-R-U. N-R-U. Yeah. N-G-E-R-U.

Yeah, well done, Jaden. Yeah, you wanted. I know your brain wanted to go to other places, but... Oh, you did lose a cat, didn't you? Yeah, poor old. But we got him back. He was up a tree for a week. No, no, I was meaning the one that your mum backed over its head.

Oh, yes, that one did die. It still, it's still low. initially. But natural causes related to a car running over its heads. Years later. Which is a natural thing that happens to cats these days. Yeah, typically they don't go well. Yeah, producer Lily?

The reason why Jane is so good at it is because actually the book that he was reading about today is written by your co-host. Scottie Morrison. He's like the best. Takare there, just such a lovely guy. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, the best. Scott Morrison's also the name of the exes.

Australian Prime Minister. Really? I don't think he's written a book about today. No, don't get it. Have you tried to get his book? I'm not sure how much Māori he'd be teaching you. None. That was so fun.

Clean, thank you. Maybe we'll bring it back again. Yeah. Okay. Kappi, that was fantastic. Puck you, party for you. Now we have your chance. Now we have your chance to score $500 with jimboes and collar beats.

Yes, please. All right, so we're going to play you a pet-themed track. I think Pussycat Dollars, Snoop. Maybe the animal is in the title. Yeah, well, so far this week we've had the Bahamian with their song, Who Let the Dogs Out? Oh, yes, then we had Nicky Minaj. My Anaconda don't want none unless you got...

Bonds, huh? Pink Pony Club was yesterday. Let's see how we go today. Now, first caller gets a chance at the full 500, but Crystal, the bad news is you only get to listen to one second. Okay? You're there, ma'am? You're there?

Hello? Okay, so Crystal, you have the hardest job, but you're actually playing for the most money. So here you go, listen. Very carefully, we will need the artist and title of this song. Oh, I love that song. You'll get that crystal, surely. Oh, sorry, I didn't hear it. Can I hear it again?

Sure. Come on, I'm off, Crystal. Of course you can, babe. Oh, my gosh. It's so hard to hear it. Yeah. Well, you couldn't really hear us to start with, so I don't know. I don't like the chances.

Yeah, it might be your phone. Last time? Anything? Oh, please, one more time. No, no. You've had enough. Sorry, though. Okay, Jamie.

I reckon Jamie can get it off the one second. And they'll give them the two if they need it. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. I reckon you can do it, Babo, believe in you. Okay, do you want the one second for 500 or the two second clip for three? Oh, I wasn't going to offer it for $500. I'll try the two-second please.

Okay, here it is for $300. I have no idea. Oh, my God. Think, think, think. Okay, just take for a second thing. It's a animal-themed song. No. No.

Okay, it's not going to happen to Jamie from Wellington. So we drop down now to $100 cash prize, but you get three seconds Selly from North Canterbury. You hear as your clip? Now I'm going to like a butterfly. Um, oh, can I hear it again, I could sing it.

No, we're not, we've played it enough. Have you haven't got... Like a diamond. No. Taylor Swift. What? Taylor Swift, she said Taylor Swift. I mean, what happens now?

Does it jump pot for tomorrow? Oh, no. Oh, no. Wow. We just got a text from Richard. Gosh, this is hard to listen to. Okay, let's try this. If the answer's Father's Day, what's the question?

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