The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW where my sniffers at?!

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday on The Edge Breakfast with two chances to win fuel on the “Fuellette Wheel,” but spins for Bailey (Ford Ranger) and Lexi (Mazda) miss their car brands. They debate Gorillaz, celebrate Kelly Clarkson’s debut album anniversary, and discuss American Idol alumni, plus Machine Gun Kelly’s upcoming NZ show. Listener Rhiannon calls in to share her new cookbook “More Than Toast,” sparking a “boy dinners” chat. The team plays a recipe-rating guessing game, talks UFC champ Carlos Ulberg’s stripper past and does “upgrade/downgrade” jobs with callers, then covers a study saying cost-of-living stress is the top breakup driver. Meg tries a hotel bidet, they mystery-shop the IT help desk, and test Clint’s “sniff test” for dirty laundry. They also run through “genius traits” and dating “coming on too strong” red flags with relationship coach Erica. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:52 Throwback Music Chat06:14 Dan's back jogging10:13 First Caller Rhiannon20:23 UFC Champ Stripper Past23:39 Upgrade Downgrade28:57 Fuellette32:07 Breakups And Money Stress39:05 Bidet Update43:39 Office Peer Review49:27 Sniff Test Challenge55:30 Fuellette57:39 Boy Dinner Cookbook01:01:01 Boy Dinner Hall Fame01:05:17 Genius Traits Quiz01:09:33 Dating Comes On Strong

This is a podcast from Rover. Has the show you know. Wake up with Clint Meg and Dan. It's the Edge Breakfast. Kiyoda, good morning, back on 6 o'clock. Wednesday. Welcome. Morning, morning, good to be here.

To the show. Yeah, Wednesday, ready? Yeah, man. I was Tuesday for some reason. No, I thought it was Wednesday yesterday. Oh, man. How exciting. I mean, I was very excited to know that I had an extra day to, you know.

Yeah. Beyond the sir. Of course. That's the way you've got to look at it. You do. I'm a show today another chance to win $50,000 worth of fuel.

Two charts, actually, isn't there? Yep, seven and eight. You're feeling lucky, Dan, you're 0 for three. And there are 16 wedges on the board. So statistically, you'd say that, you know, in the next 13 spins, Dan should have success. Yeah, although Meg hasn't had a spin yet, has she? No, I haven't.

So, you know, maybe beginners' luck would prevail. True? Yeah, nobody is picking me for it, though. I understand why. It's like when you're at high school and you're doing a soccer team and you're like, pick the team and you're the last to get picked.

That's the worst fear of the guy. where they pretend they can't see you, they're like, just look past you a little bit. You're like, I'm right here. Guys, it's always so bad when there's just two left. And it's better when, like, the P.E. teacher just goes, all right, you go on that team, you go on that team, because otherwise then you are literally the last person. It should be banned. They should never pick teams that way ever in anything.

They still do it on Survivor. Really? They go, all right, we'll draw, we'll pick teams. Kids need to learn that sometimes you're not picked. Do you know what? Sometimes not getting picked as well. Really, geez people. up and they go, I've got something to prove.

And then, you know, sometimes they're like... Not me, she just gets a bit of little, all complains about it really. You wouldn't be able to relate to this. Clint's like, oh, sometimes a geez you are. What have you ever not been picked? Shut up. Don't sit there as Clint Randall telling me. The G's up the best.

And like, I see them, I'm like, yeah, you get it. You show them. You're always the captain. Big sounding real Jeter. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Time four hour six-am throwback. Get you going for a Wednesday.

Us versus the playlist. Oh, the gorillas. I say a controversial opinion. They bore the crap out of it. Not that controversial, I don't think. Unless that's just as controversial as your opinion. Oh, I know there's a lot of people that, like, bleed the guerrillas, but I just find them just so boring.

Really? Okay, well, I'm definitely not. I quite like them, so. Oh, that's good. You've got a good taste of music. Kelly Clarkson in 2003 on this day released her very first album. Doesn't kill you. Which I guess off the back of winning American Idol,

you'd be like, all right, what's their first album going to be like? Is she going to be a success? But I feel like she did well. The world got behind the winners of American Idol in the beginning. And then after, I don't know, the 7th, 18th Cs, and everyone was like, yeah, okay, all right, Rubin started. She's still waiting on her car, though, then never go back to it. That's my favourite one.

What did you just play? My life would suck without. Yeah, that one. It'd be interesting, like you say, Clint, if she was like the fifth winner. Would she be as successful? Because she'd say she has got drive, you know, because I think that's what it takes. Who do we remember, like Fantasia Barino?

Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken was runner-up to Ruben Studder. Adam Lambert. He's done well. Wasn't there a guy called William Williams? Philip Phillips. Philip Phillips. Freedim William, William.

Yeah, I remember. There was the one where both the guys had the same first name, the runner-up and the winner. Oh, I can see the little guy. I'm sure there was a mic. or Chris. Guy Sebastian's the only one that's done any well out of, oh no, I mean Stan Walker, he was on Australian Idol as well.

Yeah, he was. Yeah, they've both done very well. Different years, weren't they? Yeah. And then, yeah, I think actually Adam Lambert, who won him, he didn't even win, did he? No, got third or second or something. Carrie Underwood?

She's calmed out quite, oh, sorry. Chris Daughtry? He did. Chris too? Yay. A few tunes, didn't they? They've done all right. They're the real old-school ones, though, I don't know how the latest.

Let's see what the latest witness name is, winner of American. Oh God, they're not, no, we would have even heard of them. Do you know this name? Latest winner of American Idol, Jamel Roberts. No. Never heard. But that's because it only is in America now. Back in Kelly Clarkson's era, Clay Aitken's era, it was worldwide syndicated.

Okay, can you Google me, the top ten most famous, who have we missed, most famous American Idol winners? Why are you doing that, Louis Fonzie's birthday today as well? Who did Despacito with Justin Bieber? Oh, yeah. You could be another option. Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia, Philip Phillips, Jordan Sparks. Duh, that's right. She's done really well.

Scotty McCreary, country artist, David Cook, rock artist, Rubin Studdard, Maddie Pope and Chris Allen. A lot of them I haven't heard of. Jennifer Hudson, also, Christauchery, Clay Aitken. Yeah, Jennifer Hudson and Jordan Sparks. Yeah, we miss out. David Cook, I've got in the system. Wow. Like without you?

Yeah, Kelly Clarkson. She's hard to be, I think. So we're just going to circle back to Kelly. What about the runner up? I can see his face, but I can't remember his name. He had like a really big frizzy hair and stuff. You hear nothing about that guy. He must be looking at Kelly Clarks and going, could have been my life.

His name was Justin. Yeah. I don't remember all this stuff. It is, isn't it? Yeah, she's still doing well. She still doing a talk show. She panned it off to pink, I think. Yeah, she is.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Kelly Clarkson, 23 years ago on this day, she released her very first album. It's My Life Would Suck Without You on the Edge. Also leaving her talk show, isn't she? She's, and the rumor is that Pink is going to replace her on her talk show. Indeed, indeed. Why would Pink want it? Nothing, wouldn't she still be, like, Torin and having fun doing that, unless Torin's just...

I think it's really, really fantastic money to sit on... I mean, it's hard work, but it's still you can stay on one spot. Yeah, you just sit there. It's like being doing a residency in Vegas. You need to move around. I imagine when you're pink and you've created. added a name for yourself. Most of the producers are running around doing the work and you're just being fed the stuff

and you're like, yeah, I'll do that, I'll say that. I said enough is enough yesterday and I've decided to get back into jogging or jogging. Oh, you did it. Yeah, I did and I went for my first run in a while and I know that there's people listening right now that are probably listening to us jogging. Good on you. You do it very early. Why?

Because I only like 48 hours ago, you were saying to me, it's a waste of time. I eat whatever I want or I exercise and my weight never changes so I don't see the post. Oh, it's not to do with weight, really, at all. No, it's not to do with losing weight. I actually don't think when you run, I don't necessarily think it's the best thing for losing weight. No, I don't think it is either when it comes to output versus what you get through it. It's more of a fitness thing, and you know what?

You were one of the precursors that made me do it, Clint, because I ever filmed a video recently where I was doing this winning wheel, and I was like telling people how to do it, and I got puffed. He spun the wheel like twice. It was explaining how to win $50,000 while we're away on holiday last week. And then, Dan's like, I was all weasie I was like

Why are you? Jesus I need I'm like Mid-30s I need to stop I need to stop Like start again Late 30s Late 30s

So I went for my run And I was wheezing about around You know Like I was like a 5K jog Wow that's great Dan To get into that straight away Yeah And as I was running down

The main street Near my house Like quite a busy road Someone drove past And Wolf whistled Oh Now

Was it like a sarcastic one? Well was dark, so I couldn't see who it was. I think it was a girl. It was a girl, which is great news for me. How do you know it was a girl? Because I saw, they were in a little Suzuki Swift. Oh, that's sexist.

There's no dude. Dude driving a Suzuki Swift. Hey, okay, shut out. All the men right now drive a Suzuki Swift. I reckon there's no dude right now driving a Suzuki Swift. No, my old one. Oh, hey, Graham. Yeah, great.

No, stop. I'm going to. dudes drive a Suzuki Swift. I reckon there'll be no one. Shut up. It's not a dude car, or they're just driving their girlfriend's car. A wife's car. I'd be very surprised if a dude takes through now saying he's driving a Suzuki Swift.

So you're saying that there's no way it was a man because it was a Suzuki Swift that Wolferserick. But even if it was a man. Doesn't matter. No, it was really, it put a real pep in my step and it spurred me on. So all I'm going to say is let's just promote Wolfwisling because it made me feel good. Incorrect. If you see someone. If it's dark, you know.

you see a woman running, do not wolf whistle. I can't stress that enough. Right, okay. My wife got wolf whistle at it. She loved it, didn't she? But then I found out it was because it's my hot friend. She knew him. So she was like, oh, it's Darren. So that's why she loved it.

Do not wolf whistle at women running in the dark. I think you can only wolf whistle if you know them and they're going to get a kick out of it. And they have to see you because if they don't see you, they just think you're a weirdo wolf whistled at them. Oh, look at all the men texting in that have Swift's dad. I think it's someone's texting. My fiancee, a man has a swift. He's gay.

Dan, stop. Stacey says my brother-in-law drives a blue swift. Yeah, there you go. Oh, you're brother-in-law, yeah, yeah. But funnily enough, people are nominating others, but no one's emitting to it personally. I mean, to be honest, my mum has a Suzuki Swift.

Yeah. And I've driven it a couple of times. It's a great zippy car. Here you go, I drive a swift, but I also have a U. Plus, I drive trucks and trailers. Okay, mate, okay. I need justify the Swift. Somebody else has said it's a Swift Sport, though, Dan.

Oh, the fiancé, yeah, he drives a swift sport. That is definitely more manly. Definitely. Yeah. No, they are cool. Let me whisper in your ear. What is this? It's all peril.

Let me see someone running. No, no, no. It's a personal thing. If you see Dan running, wolf whistle at him. He likes it. But don't just wolf whistle anybody. My wife also, she likes it. So to see her, you know.

Maybe you just win it's light. Warfistle. No, don't wolf whistle at women running. Where's where you are with the Swiffs? How many can we find? It's like a fun little bingo game we've started. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh goal!

First call of the day! First call of the day, guys. It's actually somebody I happen to know, Rianan, aka in Rees Pantry. Riannon rings like a bear in the night, and would you love to love her? I know that song. Yeah, it's by Fleetwood Mac.

What a beautiful way to wake up. Yes, you're welcome, Rianan. Hey, so, are you like a proper chef? or cook or baker? Yeah, study to be a chef. I couldn't hack it in professional kitchen, to be honest. Fair enough. So now I take photos of my food and post them on the internet.

Yeah, cool. Yeah. Ready to make some really good looking food on the internet. And now you've started your own cookbook. I know it's my first one, and it has been almost three years in the making. So what I would say is my figurative child. It's called More Than Toast. Yes, the books are more than toast.

And essentially, it's the, kind of subtitle is how to cook and have fun doing it. It's aimed at people who I would say either beginner to intermediate cooking level, but hopefully there's something in there for everyone. But essentially it's teaching the skill of having kitchen confidence, which is something I feel really lucky that I was able to learn through study but also grow up around with my like grandparents kind of just making something out of nothing.

What would you say is like the easiest thing to make? If I gave the book to somebody like Clint, who's a terrible... I want a doggy a two or three pages where I can make something the fastest for that. But also yum as well. There's two in there which are kind of like, so I've got the sections broken down. So there's some in there that are essentially it is called from nothing to something. Because it works off pantry staples.

So in there there's a bacon and egg ramen, which uses two minute noodles as the base. Bacon and then also like a 15 minute dumpling soup. There's also tray bakes in there. So there's definitely some easier recipes. Yeah, not quite the same as Dan. What did you eat the other day? I had some rice bubbles. Yeah.

And write this to see if it was in, well, you'd put it in your book. Riannan. How did we serve them? With condensed milk. Oh, I'm kind of intrigued. I'm not going to lie. So what I did, here's the method. Here's the method.

Have you got time? Half a cup of condensed milk. Pour that into a bowl. Half a cup. Then cover it in rice bubbles. Bada bing, bada borg. And he'll want writing credit for that, Rianan, if you do your next book. Have you wanted a bottle of water to wash it down?

No, not needed, but if you want, you can. If you want to be a little bit fancy, you can put some milk, just some normal milk to water down the condensity of the middle of the milk. I like that's a fancy touch. Yeah. What happened to him? I had a bit of a stroke there.

I don't know what happened to. It probably doesn't make the next book, I don't think. It might inspire us to bring back boy dinners though. Yeah, definitely. We need to bring that back later today. I think so. Yeah. And let's sing her out. Rianan rings like a bell through the night,

and would you love to love her? I'll keep going We're right out of time, sorry Put you on old, Dan can sing you the rest of here Bye babe Thank you so much My producer Neeps I can already see him squirreling away

He's got a great mind He knows exactly what I want Because we are in sync As an announcer and producer Is it ready Neeps Thumbs up Thank you very much Here's a little quick recap

I've got down the condensity I like it at the fancy top What is that, Sam? What happened? Well no, that was purposeful No, it was no No I swear it We're deliberately making the show shit.

Yeah, Clint, I'm trying to sabotage us one show at a time. I like it down the condensity for the... I like it. The Clint Megand-Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan's scandal. All scandals are all thanks to the Blues. Grab Blues versus Highlanders. Tickets now at bluesflickett.com.

And Hathaway asked Charlie XX what it was like to be a pop star for her new movie, Mother Mary. and she said she looked at this. Okay. She said she learned what? She said she lived there. Okay, hold on. I've got something here.

I can probably find out. The thing that I just realized about pop stars is their endurance athletes who can do it all in, like, platform heels. And they're the most charming people on the planet, and they have this crazy self-belief. Like, they're so driven to share what's inside of them. And it kind of made me realize that I'm really an actress

because I like to share what's, inside of me through a filter. I don't like to just go out there and be like, hey, I'm here. I like to do it kind of behind a screen or a veil. It's a new pop star career for you. I can't see that happening. Yeah, yeah, so that would be,

I think the main difference between addresses and singers anyway, used to share yourself or not. You might find something. And Machine Gun Kelly, speaking of singers, has done an acoustic cover of Free Falling by Tom Petty at his latest show shortly on his way to New Zealand. Shut up Dan with your facial. expressions. I don't know. It's not as good as John May as one.

Oh, I can pull. We can bearing anything to John Mayer. Struggle. He's here, Spike Arena on Saturday. Wife and I will be there. Got tickets already. I went through the set list that he put on social media, sorry, on Spotify. And his new album, I love, because it's almost like,

Backstreet Boys meets Blink 182. It's very, like, boy band rock stuff, but he's also doing, like, half of a set from his old albums. Which is rap? Yeah, like rap rock And my wife was looking at me like Oh oh, like I'm not loving this And I'm like, oh, that's when we go get drinks

That's an eclectic mix, eh? Because you'd probably have people that have fans of one or the other And you'd only have the diehard fans That have been his fan for a long time That would like both. Yeah, like his latest album, very different to his old album. Yeah, very much. He's made a, like, 180.

Yeah. I don't think his latest album was much of a hit. Oh, really? I think he'd be surprised at how many people go to see him. Yeah, okay, I'll get a video, Dan. and I'll see it to you and we'll see Sparkaree Let us know if you are going

I just got drunk and then was like Why don't I have tickets to Machine Gun Kelly when it was like playing at the party And I was like I'm going to buy them And I drunk purchased Was they easy to get probably No we're not a very long wait list

I was very lucky I'd nab them in then I'm waiting for the text to come through for everyone that's going with me Can we just check the text It might be down Maybe late Clint Meg and Dan

The game that we have not been doing very well at in the last couple of days, Dan. We got a two from five yesterday and a one from five the day before that. It's woeful, really. More or less, different topic every morning. We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. It's nice and easy, but see how you go against the two of us, combining our intellectual powers.

Okay. I think I have a good feeling about today. I feel like we're going to do it. You can text us as well, 3343 to help us out if you know the answer. Okay, so I've gone on to, after talking to Rianan this morning, who is a listener that has released her own cookbook with a called More Than Toast. I have gone on to allrecipes.com

which is the most popular recipe website in the world. That's the one that always pops up when you Google a recipe, and it's like all recipes. But the fun thing about all recipes is that people could submit their own. Oh, so you have some crappers. So what I have done is gone through and found some recipes and you guys have to tell me who has more, or which recipe is more or less ratings.

Like ratings on the website. Like in the same? in terms of more or less five-star ratings or just more ratings in general? More rating. How many people have tried it and rated it, I guess. Okay, cool. Okay, so this one was submitted by Patty.

Pineapple cranberry salad. Have more people tried that? Or best black beans? Best black beans or pineapple cranberry salad? Because the other thing is, people may have left reviews because they hated it and then it ends up getting a lot of reviews that way. So best black beans?

Is that literally just black beans? I reckon that's more reviews. views. Well done, Clint. It has 831 people have tried that and only 28 people have tried. Oh, poor Patty. I've done a lot of work in to this one. Okay, cabbage apple soup. Jesus.

That one was this submission by a viewer? No, thank you. Cabbage and apple soup or South African button up soup. Which one has had more range? Yeah, I think the shuddy of the recipe, the more chance that people have gotten angry and left a review. Incorrect, Clint, I don't think many people wanted to try cabbage apple soup. Crabage soup. Yuck.

Okay, what about best cheesecake or best chocolate chip cookies? Oh, the chocolate chip cookies would always get more. Correct, down, 19,000 people. I'm always looking for, like, I don't think I've found a perfect chocolate chip recipe. If anybody's got one on the text machine that's listening right now, give us a text it through to us. Well, 19,000 people, I think gave that one of 4.8, so that's pretty high. Okay, microwave apple pie or salmon patties?

Oh, jeez. Salmon paddies sounds like my worst nightmare. If someone made, if I went home tonight and Hannah said, I make salmon patties in the microwave, I'd say I'm leaving it. It's not the microwave. It's not the microwave. You're getting them mixed up. Yeah.

Microwave apple pie or salmon patties. Either way. I don't care if she makes it in the bloody oven. I'd say microwave apple pie is there more of you? No, clear. Thousand people have tried the salmon patties. It's a great, like, Reddit name, by the way, if you need one. Salmon Patty.

And last one, Oxtail, Ragu, or Hot pepper jelly chips. Hot pepper jelly chips? I think the hot pepper jelly chips. I want to try it. Yeah, they made in the microwave. What are they done? Hot pepper jelly chips.

I think that they've probably got more reviews. Yeah. One person has tried that, boys. That's a grit. Hot pepper jelly chips. God, what do we get to again? That was not great. You know what?

The previous weeks have been really good, but this week something's happened. The wheels have fallen off. Yeah, hot pepper jelly chips. That was somebody put their first. through called Cat, and I think they might have rated it themselves. It is literally a chip with some

jelly and cream cheese spread on it. Disgusted. Right. Clint Megan Dan. Time for what, I guess a little bit of a naughty 640. We may have missed this news a little bit, although maybe it was just something we didn't bring up, because I wasn't sure if anyone really cared outside of me and producer NEPs, but the light heavyweight champion

in the world is a Kiwi. Take a listen, Carlos Oldberg, after smashing his knee and everyone was like, he's done. He then, and ends up catching the guy with like a left hook and ends up winning. It looked like he hurt himself. Oh, that left knee at the moment.

He's in trouble. Yes, he is. And there's nothing. Oh, he's throwing. Oh, he got. Oh, he's trying to win the world. Now, Dan, you've always infamous Lee said that if you got three weeks

at altitude training, you could beat Israel at Asana. What about Carlos? Three weeks? Three weeks at Attchua, I'd get Carlos in two. Oh, really? Yeah. I'll just blow out his bad knee.

Be careful, Dad. I think it might be easy to get Carlos than Israel. I just keep kicking the knee that is already stuffed. Man, one day your mouse is going to get you in trouble. But it turns out that Carlos Oldberg, even though he is quite the professional fighter now, back in the day, used to do something very, very different. He got asked how he got his nickname, a nickname, Ladies Night.

Ladies Night? I used to travel around Australia and New Zealand doing ladies nights and stripper one of the announcers. He was a stripper. Well, yeah, he's now kind of come out and said, oh, I never actually stripped. My job was to stand outside of the club and entice women in,

which I'm guessing means topless and being like, come on ladies. Oh, it's a topless bouncer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. That's not, I wouldn't call it, that's all he was doing. I wouldn't call that stripping, wouldn't me? He's like pre-stripped. How much do the guys have to get off, Meg,

before you go, yeah, he's stripped there? Pants, at least. So they have to get down to a G-banger? Yes. What about boxes? Yeah, yeah, and suddenly pants are off and top is off, you've stripped. Okay.

But if your tops just cut off, oh, no, that's Clint every day. Yeah, I agree with Clint's a stripper of sorts. Okay, so based off the occupation that Carlos used to do as a stripper and is now the light heavyweight UFC champion of the world, we thought we could bring it back.

Cup grade. Or downgrade. Very judgey. We can judge your previous and current occupation, your partners as well if you'd like us to? That's an upgrade, isn't it, going from stripper? Even though strippers, I've earned good money.

You know, like a nightly wage for a good stripper is pretty high. You're getting punched in the face as someone that's not really well known in the UFC. I don't imagine to be all that fun. But once you're the champ, I imagine there are a lot of picks. So he'd be millionaire now. Yeah, I don't know.

Screaming women and men over, like, lasting over you, all getting punched in the face. I say stripper. Okay, producer next, what did he get for winning the fight? You made $1.5 million for fighting and then another $100,000 performance bonus as well. American.

It would take a lot of stripping to get to that kind of money. Strippers make good money, but I don't think they're getting $1.5 million a night. I think you'd have to take the G-banger off to get even close. You pay an extra for that, me? Oh, God, no. It's quite confronting to see that in real time. Okay, upgrade downgrade.

What is it you used to do, Dan, before being a radio host? I used to be a bank teller. He used to work at the bank and give away money In fact, one time You don't give away money at the bank That was a mistake You should have been fired for that

He was $10,000 one time My till was down Dan's like, what job can I work and work and I can give away money And I won't get fired No he can do radio He can do radio Great question from Rod here

Hey if Dan got three weeks of altitude Could you be a stripper? Oh God I could do that after a day I wouldn't be the best stripper In fact Rod I don't think anybody Would come to my shows But I could give it a go

All right Upgrade downgrade job edition What did you used to do? What do you do now? Or you can throw your partner out there and we'll judge him next. Inspired by Carlos Oldberg, the Kiwi who is now the light heavyweight champion of the world and the UFC ring.

Get a little bit of chance. It turns out he used to be a stripper and now he's a professional fighter. Imagine how many people were just kicking around, just doing a normal job, not realizing that they're actually really good at fighting, so good in fact that they could be earning like a million dollars a fine. Yeah, neither of you could do it, so forget about it. I would be a comedy one.

Okay, do you have more chance Dan of being a professional fighter or a professional stripper? I'd love to say a fighter, Clint. You know I would. But I think it's a stripper. And I'd still be terrible at that. Yeah, it'd be like going to sea world. Dan, it'd have like a splash zone in the front. Yeah.

And they'd just have like wet, warning wet. You know those seats in the first three, four rows? Let's read a couple of checks here for upgrade downgrade to a smokescreen there. Sure. Back in the day, I was a hire a hubby. So they're those guys that come around do little handyman work around your house. And embarrass any man that lives in that home. I know.

The amount of times we've had a hire a hubby at my place. And I just sit on the couch being like, okay, fine. Or he now, this person is a professional artist doing large shows in New Zealand and Australia, soon to be the US. That's some actually, my dream job probably. Like if you think you could be anything,

if you were in a natural talent at doing art, and then you just painted, and then people paid you tens of thousands of dollars for the thing that you're just naturally good at, Chasing a dream. That is it. Upgrade. Absolutely, absolutely.

What about this text? My husband was a mechanic and now owns a coffee car. Oh, I'd say, would that be an upgrade or a dingrad? I'd rather be good with cars, but I think maybe we think about work-life balance and owning your own business. Because that would be mainly morning work, right? Morning work. You go on Sunday morning with your little coffee cart. Upgrade.

Yeah, I would say upgrade. Okay, let's go to you, Rebecca. Morning, Rebecca. Good morning, team. How are you? Yeah, good. So this is your husband's job, upgrade or downgrade? What was his last job?

Okay, he used to be a tyler, like tying bathrooms. Okay, it's a bloody good skill. And now he's a firefighter. Oh, upgrade. Oh, upgrade. Oh, great. You know. Massive upgrade.

How often does he bring the uniform home, you know what I mean? I ask for a lot. Yeah, it's very, yeah. He doesn't bring it home much, but I say, when would you like to bring at home next? Does he put on the gas mask and stuff? How often does he whip the hose out? Listen to these,

boys, Rebecca. I bet he climbs you like a bloody ladder. That's just your dream, Clint, to be a fireman, isn't it? Yeah, you know what? One could have been a firefighter. No, he literally did a firefighter's calendar, but he's never done it. No, he was going to be a firefighter. Yeah, I know, but he did a fireman's calendar.

I got sent. It was like a Wednesday, and I finally, because they only take inductions like three or four times a year. And I got my email saying, hey, you're a friend. physical's on Saturday and I got off at a radio job on like the Thursday of the same week we'll never know but we did do a fireman's calendar you mom still got that app isn't she even though it's a few years old 2003 so none of the days line up with the right

time of the month all right it's going to Michelle Michelle upgrade downgrade what was your old job and what are you doing now I used to work at McDonald's and now I'm a sales rep for a company oh now McDonald's workers even though you can own the franchise you can own the franchise. But also, before we make the decision,

like, I don't really understand. Do you get to, like, do you get free McDonald's when you work there? Um, yeah, you do, actually. Oh, do you get free McDonald's when you work now? That with a new job, what do you get for free? Do you get bonuses with that? Sales?

I get bonuses. I get a great salary and I get a free car. I'm right. I see what you're doing, Michelle. You're not getting a free car at Maccas. Nah, there's only so many McFlurries, you know, I guess you get free. Honestly.

I couldn't do it. I could not work at McDonald's. Do you know why I couldn't work at McDonald's? And once you hear the noise, you can't unhear it. There, woo, whew, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, bean, bean, bean. When there must be an order ready. And when you're waiting and you hear it, oh, do you drive me insane and never stop. Yeah, but you get used to it when you're there.

You couldn't. No, you'd go home in them tinnitus or whatever. And you know what I'd do if I worked with you and Meg? And you guys had obviously just got on with that, I go, you guys still hearing that noise? You'd be like, oh, glad I just. Imagine us. We'd be a McDonald's. We'd be a nightmare. Nightmen.

Oh, the three of us. Yeah, just the three of us. We'd be bickering. Bickering a whole time. You'd hear us through the little microphones and forget to turn them off. Click Megadan. All right, let's do. Let's do.

Let's do. I'll call me with yours car. Sorry, I'm just trying to thinking you guys working at McDonald's, all just crowding around the speed, the little microphone because it's like the only microphone in the building. Meigs eating another McMuffin. That was for a customer me. Meg! He's so grubbed with a little mic to the customer.

There would be no customer service. Hurry up, hurry up. I'll be bitching about the customers in that here. I'll be annoyed. Cash. Fuel prices got you down? Clint Meg and Dan had the perfect pick-up. This is 50K fuel let. Here we go. I'm feeling lucky this morning.

Day 3, shout out to Novice. I appreciate you guys. Windscreen, triple crack. Notice it. Novis it. All right, here we go. Instantly, somebody's winning 100 bucks with a free fuel. That is yours in your back pocket, Bailey.

That is Bailey. Hey, Bailey? Oh, my God. Hello. Good morning, guys. Morning, Bales from Fargaday. What do you drive? I drive a Ford Ranger. Okay, diesel. Or diesel.

Or petrol. Diesel. Diesel. It's expensive at the moment. Damn, and how long's your commute? My drive to work's not far, but I meet for drop my son off and Walsford every second weekend. Wellsford. Yeah.

That's very expensive for a diesel Ford Ranger. All right, Bailey, 100 bucks isn't going to do much. Let's try and give you 5K. Yeah, okay. This is where it gets fun. So we're going to spin the fuellet wheel, the roulette wheel of fuel. If it lands on forward, you've got a 1 and 16 shot. You'll walk away with $5,000 worth of fuel.

We'll also give you the opportunity to upgrade it to $50,000. Who would you like to spin the wheel for you? Who's fairly lucky? Who had a great morning? Meg hasn't had a chance yet. That doesn't mean I'm lucky. It doesn't mean she's lucky, but it could be beginner's luck. Clint's always lucky.

Okay, Meg. I go, girl. Here she goes. Okay, Meg. I have a pity boat there. Here she comes. She's coming around. Now, do you want a big spin, a medium spin or a small spin? Do it with your chest, babe.

Do it with your chest? Oh, jeez's going to be a giant spin. Oh, that's been, Clint. Here she goes. Oh, the hell of a spin. Okay. Okay, Ford comes up. You are $5,000 Richard Bailey.

Where is it? At the moment, I can't see where it is because it's still spinning quite quickly. That was one hell of a spin, me. Okay, there it is. At the top? Bottom. Top. Bottom.

Oh my God. Oh, it's past it. Unfortunately, Bailey, not a win this morning, but you still get a hundred bucks. $100 and Meg got to go. Yeah, Meg got to go. Oh, thanks, Bailey. I don't think she's going to get another go, though, because as she walked away, she nearly knocked over the wheel.

That was one and done. Sorry about that, Bailey. Thanks, thank you. Back again at 8 o'clock this morning, your chance to spin the fuel at wheel to win 5K, and then we'll let you know how you can upgrade it to 50. $1,000 every morning is 7 and 8. I always say if you drive a Honda, that landed on Honda just then.

True, actually. If you got them through and you were driving a Honda. I have a Honda, damn. Not how it works, isn't it? No, what is the main reason couples are breaking up across New Zealand? The main reason.

Maybe you're a victim of this if you've broken up recently. You go, oh my God, that was why. Yeah, this is a fact according to a study. It may surprise you. Clint, Megan, Dan. Dan has the reasons, but the number one reason might surprise you why couples are breaking up across the country. Yeah, it's an Australasian study, so it's across Australia and New Zealand.

The top five reasons why couples, including marriages as well. So this takes into account marriages and mid-to-long-term relationships. Number five is past trauma and baggage entering the relationship. Right, that would be hard. Yeah, so partners often react to old wounds, no current situations. That's annoying because you're not really taking the relationship. on face value for what it is and you're ruining it with what

your last one was? Well unfortunately baggage can have like opinions because it can be an X or something that actually does interfere. The number four reason for couples breaking up in Australia or New Zealand is emotional distance which I guess it means like you're going into it with

different views on life, different views on relationships and most of the time that this kind of breakup happens it's like a slow drift. It's a long-term relationship thing. So that's number four. Number three, communication breakdown. That's a classic, isn't it? People that don't talk enough in relationships and discuss things. Number two, emotional burnout. One of the people in the relationship is doing all the work. Yeah, like a seesaw, you're giving

them and giving them, so they're up the top and they're not giving back. And that's been number one for the past five years in this study, which they do every year. But there's a new number one That's come up just this year in 2026. The number one cause of couples breaking up in Australia and New Zealand is the cost of living and financial stress. I've heard that before. Yeah, the number one thing the couple's fired about is finances. I get that they're fired, but breaking up,

it's like, isn't that going to be harder now you're on single income? Yeah. So it's found that 71% of people say that money pressure is the main cause of breakups. I guess you're just always arguing about like everything, right? Because everything costs money. Well, in this study within this, it says that couples are arguing about groceries and the cost of them, rent and mortgage expenses and just day-to-day expenses like petrol and stuff,

is getting to the point where it's causing a lot of pressure on the relationship. And that might be how it starts, and then all of a sudden you start moving into other arguments and whatever, but they all stem from the same thing, that cost of living and finances. Has the cost of living? Oh, I don't do the edge, text 32343. Ors your relationship to break up. I'd be really interested to know.

Yeah, if when you boil it down, you go, that was pretty much what we just argued about all the time. And in the end, we just lost the fun. Yeah. Because obviously there's other stuff. You know, sometimes there is other things in relationships, and it's all sort of a cumulative thing. But I wonder if there's anyone that will admit

that just the cost of living was too much. I weirdly think that would be a hard thing to find because I just think that you almost stay together because you're like, I need the money right now. Yeah, and then I've got to pay for rent on my own as opposed to pay for half of it. Yeah, interesting. Well, according to this study,

it's the number one thing that breaks up couples. Really shocked. All right. Are you out there? Dan's never leaving his wife. No way, no way. She's a doctor.

My cost of living will go way up if I leave them. She's the breadwinner. I'm just talking about a new study that says the main reason that Kiwi and Australian couples are calling it quits is over the cost of living and fighting over finances. Well, I mean, it is a common way

to break up financial stresses, right? But I think that the financial crisis and the cost of living is definitely maybe speeding things up for some couples. Someone texts in saying she said we needed to budget. I always was under more of the thing like we needed to live a little. But it turns out $400 a week on takeaways was too much for it. That's a lot of money on takeaways.

I guess if you're not cooked though. Yeah, I guess so. If you were, what, $65, $70 on average, that's nearly every night? Yeah, every night of the week. Or maybe a couple of nights where you're cooking at home. or having leftovers from that said takeaways. Didn't break up because of money, but after finding out that he had five figures of debt,

definitely sped things up. I said she went at Secret Dead. I feel like Secret Dead. Don't, like, you just don't withhold that sort of stuff from part of it. I've heard people breaking out before about secret debt, not cost of living, but definitely secret debt. What about this one? We broke up after a fight about using the dryer in summer.

What are you like a dollar, a couple of bucks? We're not on the same wave lens. It's loosely related to the cost of living because it obviously is taking power. Yeah, and you'd be like, just hang it out. You're like, just throw in the dryer. Now, apparently Jade, who's on 0800 the edge, you broke up kind of because of the cost of living.

Yeah, so, yeah. Yeah, hey, Jade. Yeah, yeah, so, yeah, it was just an accumulation of everything. And obviously, with the cost of living going up, and you're essentially on one income. it just gets too much and just it's not doable anymore and then you add in everything else to it

Was it anyone's fault in terms of like was there one person that was spending more money or was it just the stress of it just was too much and you grew apart? The stress and to be fair it was more it was harder to say no

because it was trying to break that habit for them that this is a what it is anymore. Yeah. But yeah, it just, everything's accumulated and just better off on my own. Oh, good on you.

Good on you, too. Well, it's good that it's worked out in the end, right? Yeah. Someone else texts in saying it's called a hobosexual relationship. Hobosexual? Hobosexual. HOBO.

Yeah, HOBO. Rising rent costs have led some individuals to enter or stay in relationships for practical survival reasons. Yeah, and like sharing house costs and stuff. And I can say, when kids are involved as well, you know, you stay together because financially,

How do you, where do you even start? Can you imagine the stress right now if we all did break up with our partners or they broke up with us, more likely? Squeeze yourself. You know, just the stress of trying to split everything and start again and figure it out. So hard.

It looks like a mountain, I think, when you're looking at it. But when a push comes to shove, I think it's probably the lesser of two evils. True, you know. Although like I had a friend of mine said, people think marriage is hard, and she said, try going through a divorce. Yeah.

So, I mean, it's like that thing you see online saying choose you hard. And that's why your freedom, I guess, when those divorce papers finally do come through, it must feel like such a mountain that you conquered. Thanks for being honest with us. We've got lots of texts coming through saying that it was money problems that were the cause of the breakup. Dan, I don't know if you're going to like this. I'm very excited about it. We've got a bidet update.

But the bidet update is not mine. Oh, me. Megan Dan. If you're new to the show, you may have missed this entirely, but a few months ago, I got a couple of new bidetes, and I was quite excited about it, and then started telling a few others. If you don't know what a bidet is, it's one of those things that you put on. It's connected to the toilet right, and it washes your bottom without having to wipe it with toilet paper, traditional way. It's cleansed bidet update.

Oh! Probably need a new intro, because it's actually not my update. No, it isn't. Look, I was... This was actually a private message just for your boy. that I sent I went to a hotel and I walked in, I couldn't believe my luck there. Lo and behold was

a bidet toilet seat on one of the toilets that the guests could use, not in the room, but, and the downstairs bathrooms. And it wasn't in a communal bathroom was like, shut your own door, you get your own space. I don't know, it would be a bit weird. You know what a communal bidet?

It must be a fancy bathroom because it's not a New Zealand thing to have bidet in New Zealand. I couldn't believe it. They're big overseas in Asian countries and I think I've used one in Dubai. Yeah, but being a hotel, maybe they are, like, catering to clientele. Oh, an international clientele. Yeah, an international hotel.

So I went in, and as soon as they sat down, warm seat, which I found quite alarming. I'm not going to lie, I didn't like warm seats. I don't like warm seats. Like a cold one's fine. No, but that's because a warm seat normally has the connotations that somebody has been sitting on it before you. But this is only warm because it's just been heating, waiting for your arrival.

How do you know that? Because it could be warm as well, but then someone else is sat on it. No, but that's normally why a normal seat is warm, but day seats only warm because it's always heating it for your pleasure. Yeah, so that was a little weird, and I found the controls really confusing, but I didn't need to, I just went, I just went away. You know, unfortunately, I feel like I didn't have the whole experience. But, um...

The whole experience. You know what I mean? But then, my goodness, maybe you'd be able to Clint tell me that you get to, like, get the aim right when it's your home one. I think it takes a bit of practice. Yeah. And maybe the pressure because I'm... Did you squirt somewhere else?

Okay, well, there is a front anorea squirting action. Right, and I couldn't understand it. It was not in... Okay, well then we'll decide. Base off Meg's review of her being sprayed. Did she love it or hate it? You be the judge. Oh my God.

Holy Lordly. Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy Holy. Holy God. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. sure it's going right up there. It's going in the wrong position.

We're in the wrong position. Yeah. There's definitely a bar where you were you, I think, were keen. I don't know. It sounded like you were bloody loving it. It was really, really hard pressure. You can turn that down. Normally it's got

a low, medium, hard. I could not understand the controls. Okay. So I would say now, I'm glad that I did it because I would say I'm like happy to not have one right now. That particular brand was not for me. Okay. So now when we put a line in the sand, let's draw a line in the sand right now.

This is it. This is the last time for at least the next 18 months to two years where we don't talk about badees. Well you can't get mad at me because you got all caught up in Clint's Bidette, you sang songs with him. Oh yeah, now that's what I call Baday Volume 1.

He also, no, he lured me in with a bit of his parody song. He knows I love the picture. That's his weakness. And also, Mek, you know how you're talking about the pressure before and sometimes it can be too much? Just remember. the song which was also on the album Bridges down right inside my stool

Oh I forgot I did that So I think we've realised that we do have a real blind spot For the stuff Yeah right Two years I'm going to say Two years We don't talk about bidetis

28 Yeah apart from anything else It's so unrelatable It's just no one here Someone's jealous they haven't had a turn on a bidet I don't want to turn on a day No one wants a turn No no

Nick and Dan Dan has been complaining for a change No, well I'm not complaining. It's just that... Well, I guess I am. The technology at this place is just a shocker. So I'm using a computer every day. It's like a little laptop.

I genuinely think it's about 15 years old. The laptop I'm using, it's older than me. And it's gross. It's just... It never works. And so sometimes I'll come in, someone else is logged in. I came back after the holiday.

My password's been reset. We have to reset our passwords every bloody three months. Meg, we have an encore, like, tech person that you can call it any time. because if we're getting in five in the morning, somebody has to be on call to sort the problem. Yeah, but they're not up and here usually. They're like just, as you said, on call if something happens.

They're not like in the building. And so I've been locked out again this morning and I haven't called to get my password reset because last time I called, I was at 6 a.m., granted, much earlier than it is now. I think it was in the 5.5. It was like 555. Yeah, fine, fine.

It's a bit different. It was 5.5 in the morning. It was pre-6. You've got an alarm for six. He's still asleep. And in fairness, he did answer. But Jesus, he was grumpy. Well, he's waked, he can walk it up.

He was like this. He answered like this. Like that. Like, when you call it IT help desk, you expect them to be helpful, don't you? This is not helpful. So I said to Dan, okay, well, we're not going to take your word for it. Let's call him now. Yeah.

And you can tell them that you're still having issues with your password. and we'll be like, I guess, like a mystery shopper and we'll score him out of 10 for his greeting, his willingness to help, and his goodbye. But I will say this, it's later than I called him, so he's going to be more sprightly, isn't he? He's probably up by now. Yeah, I guess, I suppose.

Because I guarantee last time I called him, it was like, what are you? Okay, Meg, got a pen? Yep, I got to be. Okay, everyone listening along, let's score him and see how he goes. Okay. Greetings, willingness to help and goodbye. Okay.

Okay, I'll put the number. Oh, hi there, Grady. It's Dan Webby calling. I called yesterday. I don't know if I woke you up again. No, no, you're all good. Oh, thank you so much. My password is not working again.

Okay, perfect. Thank you so much. What was your name? Grady. Oh, thanks, great. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Nice.

Thanks, bro. Bye. Gravy. That's a funny name. Grady. He said it at the start, and he's only one guy. He comes in all the time. There's a different man to who I spoke to on Monday.

No, there's only one person. You do, I said, oh, hey, Grady at the beginning. And then you see, what's his name? So we're scoring you. You get like two? Your scores are bad. Okay, so was greedy willingness to help and? I mean, at the beginning, the hi, Grady speaking.

I gave it a nine. Okay, yeah, I thought maybe you could have an extra couple of points for five years. I say, how can I help you this morning? Oh, I see what you're saying. So I gave him an eight. He wasn't exactly kicking in his heels, laughing. Oh, I think he was very polite. He answered only after a couple of rings, so I was happy with that.

Had a smile on his voice. Willingness to help, Clint, what did you put him down for that? I also gave him an eight. Eight out of ten! I put a nine. He said, let me get my laptop, I'm going to sort it out. And I'll get back to you so he doesn't leave you sitting on hold. He didn't sort it right there and then, but maybe it takes more time.

I don't know. I'm not the on-court tech guy. I will give him this. He was nicer than the guy spoke to a Monday. It's the same guy. Is it? God, different people. Okay, and what about his, like, goodbye?

His goodbye. Yeah, I mean, that one, seven. Yeah, I didn't even say goodbye, I don't think. Do you know what I don't want as well? I think he would have been pissed off because he had to repeat his name 4,000 times. Gravy, was it? No, great. What I don't like, you know when the customer service people go, cool.

All right, is there anything else that I can help you with today? I'm like, no, just the thing that I called you about that you made. He didn't say that. No, so maybe he lost points there. I don't know, but I always find that about. Because if he had said that, I would have got a new computer, please, because this one's like sucks. Okay, so taking into account yours and my score, me 16.

What's that eight, seven and a half? 24 out of 30. Yeah, I'm good. Okay. So not as bad as Dan made out. Yeah, it's obviously because I called him a bit later. 7.30, he's up. 5.55, definitely not.

I do like the idea of doing the early morning mystery shopper when everyone's not at their best. I used to be one, Clint. I was a mystery shopper. Maybe then back in the day, I still don't even, I don't know if they still exist. But you'd go into a store and you'd literally, like, review people's customer service secretly, and you'd normally purchase something. And then you'd report back to the boss. I ended up quitting because you had to live.

like do a whole form and they would pay you back and I said well I don't have the money to buy the thing. We can do it for like that's why I'm doing this job. That's why I'm doing the job. We can do it for phone customer service. Say you own a plumbing company and you want to test your office lady. We call the office lady and see how good she is.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well that sounds like something you'd be interested in. You want to hire our services which of course are free then text us 3343. And maybe we can provide quite the service. Eventually start charging right though, boys. It goes well, of course.

Yeah, 10. Yeah, yeah. Clint Megadan. Hey, Mum always said if you're good at something, never do it for free. Speaking of that, Clint, you've got a talent which we've got to test next. Ah, true.

Something that you could maybe charge for. I don't know how he's going to do that. Really? Yeah. Will I like it? I mean, you've said multiple times that you're good at this thing. Okay. So we've decided to line the same.

You like proving yourself. It's a chance to just have a bit of a flex before we give away $50,000 bucks with. fuel, why not? Yeah, you'll be using your big nose for it. What is we're conquering it? Never stops growing too. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Where my sniff is that?

I'm copping strays from these guys because of something I said yesterday on the show about the sniff test, which I think majority of people do. You're responding to a listen to text, right? I definitely didn't sniff clothes off the floor and then decide if they were good to wear again today.

I thought you've done that before. Clint, I'm sure you're a clothes sniffer. I sniff other people's clothes to see if they need to go. That's worse. You sniffing other people's clothes. He slips this woman, his wife's clothes. Because then I'm like, now I'm going to wash it, dry and fold it, or do I just need to fold it? Lazy kids, man.

They just, because they don't want to put it away. They just throw it in the washing basket. God, you've got to be careful what you say on the show, eh? Yeah, so we thought, for all the sniffers out there, because there are a few. I know my husband is a sniffer. Even Nathan Tech said, I lost my sense of smell 15 years ago. I still do the sniffed. Well, we want to know if it's actually a accurate way

to know whether your clothes are clean or dirty. Can I just sort of get a gauge? How often are you... Are you doing a sniff test of a garment every day? Or is it more... If it's on the floor always, because I'm like, what's that doing in the hall? Is that clean or dirty?

And are you sniffing it if it's your kids and your wives? Well, I've started doing it because the kids will throw everything in the washing basket. So I'll start going, hold on. I'm not washing all that, and I'll pull like a jacket or jumper. I'll visually inspect it. And if it looks clean, then it gets the sniff test.

And if it still smells good, it's going back in the drawer. What warrants it being filthy? So you sniff and it smells like what? It just smells like musty or just like old. You know, it doesn't smell like a fresh, clean tea straight out of the dryer. We're going to put a blindfold on you and get you to smell. We've all brought something in. We've bought a garment in.

Dan, Clint, I'm not Clint, obviously. Dan, me, Bella, Nipia, Carl. Have all bought something that's either clean or dirty. Oh, this is gagging for it. stitch up. I think you're going to get points for knowing who's it is, first of all. But then knowing if it's dirty

or clean. I think that's going to be key to backing up your claims. Okay, so a total of 12 points. Yes. Okay. You're not competitive, so I'm in. Yeah, Susie's message through saying, you're talking about just your own clothes? Yeah, she's on the line. Susie, it is...

You're saying it's everybody's clothes, right, Clint? You can see how... Yeah, it's enough everyone's because they do a lot of the laundry on it. Does that blow you all? No blue jobs and pink jobs in my house. Yeah. Does that blow your mind, Susie, that he's doing that? No, not at all.

I'm a snapper, Clint. Yes, yeah. Okay. She's a smith. Okay, it's one to no one. Yeah. Does it? Okay, let's do one before we go to a soul.

Oh, okay. Just do one? Yeah, just do one. Okay. Just test it, and then we'll test the rest after. Okay, producer car is blindfolding me. Sorry, it's just a ribbon I bought from home. If you hand me dirty undies of yours, Dan,

because I know what he's going to do. I'm not that mean. No, I wouldn't do that. Ready? Okay. Oh, yuck, that is dirty. Ooh, ooh, that's dirty. That's knee-pies running shirt.

Oh, yuck! That's cruel. That's foul, bro. That's like throwing away. He didn't know whose it was, but he didn't know it was dirty. Okay, so I'll give him one point for that one. This is so dumb, this easiest game. Everything's going to be dirty.

Doing a redundant sniff test. If you're somebody that's sniff closed to see if they're clean. or dirty, I would say you're in the majority. Well, Julia texts in saying, Hey, tea, my sniffed is son. My son's pair of undies once. Never again. If it's on the floor, it's in the wash.

Thanks, Julia. All right, so Cliff, we're going to see if the sniff test does actually work. We have a mix of clean and dirty laundry. For you to sniff, you need to guess, clean or dirty, and then possibly bonus points, who's it is. Here we go.

So we're all bought it in the garment. Okay, we're going to bring one round, first one. Okay. Put it in my hand. Don't shove it in my face like last. Okay, all right. Okay, so it's having a sniff. I know who that is. I know whose that is already.

I know who's that clothing is. Okay, who does it? That's Meg's. Nope. Oh. Okay, so he's failed there. Okay, it smells dirty. Well, that's nice that you thought it was mine. Okay, so he's got the fact that it's dirty.

Correct, it's dirty. Oh, no, it's not. It was cling. It was cling. Ooh, no, that's musty as. Who is that? I washed it yesterday. Oh, that's so musty cow. Shut out.

That is not. So far, not looking good. You need to put some baking soda and vinegar in your washing machine. You need to keep going, all right? So it's zero from one. Here we go. Here's your next garment. Meg's handing it to him.

He's now putting it in front of his big home. Oh, that's. Sorry. A thousand dollars, that is Meg's. Correct. That's me. And that's dirty. Correct.

Wow. Well, he knows your pheromones, me. Yeah. Well, he really does know. Wait, what does it smell? That is a thousand percent. Smell that, Dad. That's me.

I don't want to smell it. The smell is. No, thank you. All right, next up. Okay, so he's been handed another garment here. Oh, into your hands. Thank you. This is another one.

He's putting it up to his nose, having a good sniff. Have a proper big whiff. Normally if you're going to go back for a second sniff, it goes back in the drawer. Okay, so you think it's clean? That's clean. That's clean. That's in correct. That's dirty.

Oh, okay. I'd see. I think that's Bella. That is correct. Oh, Bella knows your scent. Even Bella's dirty washing smells clean. He knows your scent. Okay, and have we got two more or one?

This is the last one. Two more. Okay, so I'm handing you another garment. Put it up to your nose. No, the fact that Dan wants it up to my nose, it says it's undies, I'm going to say, it's dirty and his dance. I'm not even going to sniff it.

Ding, ding, ding. Yeah. So you're not even going to sniff it. That was the undies I wore you for a run. You haven't played your hand yet, shoving it in my face. Oh, well. I'm a little whiff and just see.

No, why would why? Why? He went to. Who puts him on my face? All right, let's bend the Clint McGahn Fuel Let wheel. Your chance to win $50,000 worth of fuel. You can trust the sniff test. Oh, Dan, burn those, buddy.

Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky Bluilet. Your car is your ticket to win. It's time to spin the wheel. Clint Megan Dan's 50K Fuel Let. Here we go. Every morning. Seven and eight, your chance to spend the roulette wheel of fuel.

If it lands on your car, make you walk away with five grand. And then, would you risk it? Would you risk it? We'll give you the opportunity to upgrade your price to $50,000 worth of fuel. I love this game. All righty. Playing this morning is Lexi. Morning, Lexi.

Hey, Lexi. Morning. Morning, Lexi. All thanks to nervous glass. You've just scored yourself a hundred bucks worth of fuel. That's in your back pocket. You cannot lose that, Lexi. All right, Lexi, you drive a...

Mazda. Mazda. Quite a common car driven by the listeners of this radio show. Mazda is on the wheel. Who do you want to spin the wheel, Lexi? Meg, Clint or myself? I want Meg for the Mazda.

Okay. Hey, hey. Thank you, Lexi. Hey, say you get more in a Mazda. Let's see if Lexi does get a little more this morning. Five grand on the line. Meg's going to spin the wheel off. Mazda comes up.

It's all yours. Okay, here we go. She's done a medium spin. It looks good. It's hard to know where the Mazda is at this stage. the wheel going so fast. It's all the blue. How much does it cost to fill up your Mazda, Lexi?

Oh, it's probably like 120 now. 120. Okay, yeah, it's expensive. Okay, Mazda is at the top, bottom, top. It's a good weight, it's good weight. Bottom is coming back around. Oh, it's going to stop three panel shorts. Oh, damn it.

Yeah, again, so it's O from two for me. But yeah. That's all right. Again, I'm going to say it landed on Nissan. Oh, so if you did. We were trying to get through this morning and you were rocking in a sand. You would have been $5,000 bucks

of richer if you got on there. Just like that. Well, let's see a hundred bucks though. Yeah, not bad, not bad. All right, back again. Same time tomorrow, 7 and 8 o'clock, all thanks to Novice Glass. Crack or chip on your windscreen.

Novice Glass, handle your insurance claim. Just call your local brunch. Direct. Boy dinners next. We're talking to a caller earlier today who has written a cookbook basically based on Boydinas. Yeah, it's called More Than Toast,

so they're like whipping up. Oh, yeah. Like really quick meals. I guess is essentially what a boy dinner is. Just if something you can whip up very quick. Although she's a proper chef. Yeah, not just rice bubbles and condensed milk like Dan does. Yeah, a boy dinner is, I guess, less boozy than a girl dinner, isn't it?

Slightly less. Oh, I think far less. Girls are doing prosciutto boards and stuff. I've never seen a guy do that for dinner. Delicious, a prosciutto board. Yeah, a guy dinner, I think is like less than three ingredients. Yeah. Oh, two if you can get away with it.

Yeah, 100%. Clint, Megan Dan. We do first school of the day around 20 past six. each morning and we got Riannon on who's got a brand new cookbook called More Than Toast Yeah, More Than Toast She actually let us know afterwards let Carl know

that if you want a copy, we've got a couple of copies to give away, you can text 3-3-4-3 What should we say? Book? Yes, we're booked to 33-4-3, we've got a couple of copies, more than toast. It's actually a great book. It's one of those books that anybody could make the recipes in there, like anybody, even me. Yeah, it's got some really good lessons in it as well.

So maybe people that make Boy Dinner I could really... Yeah, I'll chat with her, and I don't want to make you think that her book is just boyded. It's because there's a lot more going on in that book that she's put together. But it did inspire us to maybe bring that back when we spoke to her earlier this morning. What would you say is the easiest thing to make? There's a bacon and egg ramen, which uses two minute noodles of the base. Bacon and then also like a 15 minute dumpling soup.

There's also tray bates in there, so there's definitely some easier recipes. He might inspire us to bring back boy dinners though. Yeah, definitely. We need to bring that back later today. She doesn't have Dan's infamous boy dinner in the book or anything like it. I had it recently. Actually, while we're on holiday last week, I had it again. It's condensed milk with rice bubbles or riceies, as they're colloquially known.

Put it in about a half a cup of condensed milk at the bottom of a bowl. Pour some rice bubbles over it, mix it up. Delicious. Do yourself a favour. People will work out the method, I think, from the two ingredients, Dan. Here's some of the more infamous boy dinners we've had in the past. Salt and vinegar chip dipped into ration fruity, strawberry, yoguer.

Orange roast chicken. Didn't have any oranges, didn't have any orange juice. We had Raro. Brilliant. The omelet. The noodle omelette. Frozen pie microwave between two slices of bread. It's always good if you get the crust at the bottom.

Right. Lour's a butter, five cheese, and then some sauce on top. Yeah. Maybe it's time to bring it back. And I think you can be a girl and have a boy dinner. Absolutely. So girl dinners, the difference is Shikuri board kind of style.

Some grapes, maybe a little bit of cheese, slightly fancier, but then boy dinner is eating cold baked beans out of a can. Yeah, I think if you can get away with less than two ingredients, two or less, this is a boy dinner. Boy dinners, like, eating for survival and time is of the essence.

Like, we don't want to spend more than, what, four minutes, really in the kitchen. And really the lack of dishes as well as key. So if you're eating out of the same thing you cooked it in, oh, perfect. There is a real sweet spot, And some guys are nailing it better than others. Yeah.

Like if you do some two-minute noodles, for instance, and throw in some ham or something, that's a boy dinner, but then you're eating it out of the pot that you cooked it in. Okay. Yeah, you're not making up on cleaning. Let's do Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame,

boy dinners. What do you got? What's your go to? You're like, guys, you haven't even mentioned yet. Will it go in our cookbook that we're releasing? Are we? Yeah, I'm going to try and do it. I'm in touch with puffin.

What? when boy dinners. And some of these examples are coming through. Can you be too lazy with boy dinner? And it almost isn't even really defined as dinner anymore. Someone... I quite like, you're on. They just texted a block of cheese and a knife.

They just started hacking off pieces of cheese while watching TV. Don't mind that. It's same as Adams. Adam's text through saying I ate half a block of cheese then went to bed. Funny dreams, though. Funny dreams. Brittany said cream corn poured into a can, or heated in the microwave.

Hopefully she means not into a can and they put in the microwave because that is... No good. No good. Someone else said I do, my boy dinner go to is loaded fries. So they just chuck him in the air fry

and when they come out, they pour packet gravy over the top and then just like cheese. Cold chili beans, so out of the can, so rip over a can of chili beans and a bag of corn chips. Love that.

Yeah, I know. I think that's a good boy dinner. That's a boy dinner. Sarah's text this one through. She's a girl, but as we said, girls can do boy dinners too. Two minute news.

noodles, fine, but instead of using one seasoning packet, two seasoning packets to give it the extra flame. Oh yeah, but then you're always going to end up with a real bland packet. Oh, wow. I'm going to end to the edge. Hey Tom, what's your boy dinner go to? Dude, back in university, I used to just get home from uni and I'll just smash like a can of, like, spaghetti, just like open the tin, just sink it, no fork nothing, just like it's a beer or

something. Yeah. I like a good cold canned spaghetti. I'm a big fan of that, actually, Tom. I think there's a lot of crossover in the vent diagram. between flat dinners and boy dinners. Tom, is it kind of like, I mean, if you've got to heed it, then you know

you're going to need to create dishes because you can't hit it in the can. It comes in. No, exactly. I'm not drinking out of the bowl either. I also like a cold spaghetti. I just think it's nice. Yuck. Yeah, it's... One more text here. This was my boy dinner at low point. Crackers with tomato sauce.

That's a shocker. That's a shocker. As a boy dinner aficionado. I would say that's getting it. Cold chili beans in a bag and corn chips. Bois dinner. At work often I'll do just like a 90 second packet microwave rice and then just open a can of tuna and pour that over the top.

Yeah, that's just a selfish breakfast because you eat it in front of us in a windowless room. Have you seen that text for a lily? Steak. Okay. Two minute noodles. Fine. It's sounding okay.

And chocolate milk. No, I think she means separately, babe. Oh, right. She's not pouring the chocolate milk over that as like some sort of sauce. All right. Three, Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame, Boy dinners. What's yours? So I feel a bit bad because my partner at least cooks,

but he cooks with, he seasons his mints with vegemite and oregano, and that's that we get. He's like, it's vegumite, it deepens the flavor. You're like, yeah, but you add in, like, other things. What does it taste like just vegemite mints? Yeah. Does it taste good? No, it's horrific.

And I just say, I can tell straight away that that's what he's, and I'll ask him not to put it in, and he just keeps it. So he just doesn't cook anymore. He's banned. It says not so secret ingredient. So he's not a good cook, generally. Yeah, yeah, he knows what he's doing there. He's, I'm just going to put in a bit of veggie mutton and regina and I'll be done with it.

And then Brie won't make me cook anymore. Nicely done, nicely done. Every time we do this, we just get inundated with people texting through these, eh? It's always the noodle. The noodle and mime. Yeah, the noodles. The noodles are very popular in the boy dinners. And I can see why.

They're two-minute noodles. It's in the name. And I made the bacon and egg ramen. yesterday and it was really just two minute noodles and then it was cooked bacon and eggs which we all know how to do throw it on top and then just chop up some spring onion

yeah nice my brother-in-law love or used to love bait beans and mashed potato I think and he'd mix it together to make it a whip your brother-in-law she would have a bit of grain cheese there's a lot to do there because you're having to mash potato I think there's too much

it was when he was I think at home living at home as a teenager and that was like what he liked. Do you want to find out if you are ingenious level IQ? Yes. Okay, there are a few weird things that the genius among us do. I'll give you five or six scenarios next. And if I think you go, yeah, I do about four of those,

then I think you're in the top echelon. We've done these sort of tests before, and you and I are thick as. Oh, Dad. I'm smart in some areas. No, you know. God, I am. What areas? Dan, I am.

Clint, I am. I'm smart in some areas. Yeah, tell him. What area is? The song's... It is, isn't it? It's never stopped you before. Clint Megan Dan.

I want to know if you're a genius? We're about to find out because... Okay, I'm ready. This is right up your alley, actually. Weird behaviour traits that are linked to really high IQ. Oh my gosh, this is so... This is the one time I might be seen as a genius.

Because you do have a lot of weird traits. I am, yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay, well, let's see if you're weird traits to make you a genius or not. I'll be honest. Okay, it's out of eight. People who are genius. Yes.

or smart people generally, are three times more likely to have allergies. Anyone getting a point for the allergies? Yeah, I have to take hay fever medication. Yeah, I do, all the time. My husband gets mad at me. Meg, one, Dan, zero. I got no allergies. You got no allergies?

No, I eat anything. Okay. No, no, no. No, I'm food, like anything. No, not even hate fever. No, okay. Genius level people tend to stay up later and fight their own circadian rhythm. I'm so out.

No, I'm in bed like 8.30. Okay. Their nervous system physically overreacts to things that other people barely notice. Oh, yes. Very much. So, as you know, I have to deal with that all the time. So, Dan, you're over three. Jesus, not looking for three.

You're not looking for three. But being's not a genius. I take on a lot of other people's energy. Highly intelligent people are significantly more likely to be short-sighted. No, I've honestly got a standing ovation at Specsavers, strangely. Okay, so no. Yeah, but dumb. So far.

Very dumb. Okay, so I think I've got two. Very intelligent people tend to prefer instrumental music over music with lyrics. Nah, not me. I'm a lyric listening. You know that too, Clint. I love lyrics as well. Buggar.

Couldn't even fake that one. How many got... But Jusers, hopefully you're keeping your scores. They have surprisingly high fluency for swear words. So you have the ability to generate new swear words quickly. You've got a point. You've got to point. You've got to weigh too much.

Yeah, but as long as you're not just using the same one or two swear words. Oh, no, he's very creative. Yeah, okay. You have a high vocab for the naughty taboo words. You just get a goblar to anything. Any swear word. Okay. Thanks for that, Dan.

Okay. You tend to have a twisted appreciation for dark humour. Yes, that's all three. We all get a point there. Unfortunately. Don't ever look at it out like Instagram messages to each other. For the weird quirks that are typically associated with people with genius level IQ is you appear more physically lazy on a day-to-day basis. Yes!

God, Meg, you must be Albert Einstein. Five, I got five points. Five out of eight? Yeah, I'm happy with that. Okay, producers? Seven out of eight. I got four. Dan got two.

Two. Wow, Carl's. No, three, you're lazy. Okay. Kind of knew that already, but nice to have it confirmed. He's a genius. He's a genius. I mean, Carl is, if anyone's a genius, I'd say Carl is the one on the show.

I wish I could just use it to do something decent, though. Okay, so, Jennifer has said we should do a cycle. path test, which is very different. So Carl, if Dan got two out of eight, what percentage of answers did he get? Like seven-ish? No. Okay, I'm out.

Spell deadline. It's a capital K on that one, isn't it? Dan, can you tell Carl how many you got right as a percentage? So I got two out of eight. So that would be, oh, 25%. Yes! Oh, come on here! Genius!

Stupid man's class as well, so that's really good for me. We all got a bit of a jeer. I'll sit next to a kid that we go, you'll be five minutes. How's he doing now? Not very well, I don't think. Clint, Megan Dan. We've got a special guest.

Erica, from A Little Nudge, joins us again. She does every week to give you the perfect prompt for whatever is going on in your relationship if you're struggling to know what to say and when to say it and how to say it. I know how Dan feels about this question, Erica, So I'll be excited to hear your replies because somebody has said I have somebody who replies really quickly to want to lock in the next date right away and has made it really clear that they see us going places and likes me or as replies to messages fast Would it be considered a red flag to you that somebody comes on really strongly in the beginning? For goodness sake Erica, Erica, I bet we're on the same page with this one.

It sounds to me like this person is expressing their interests right. I don't think I understand what the issue is how are they coming on strong if they're scheduling the next date on every date and they're responding to messages quickly. Exactly. I think there's definitely a chat out there about things like love bombing. It's been brought up on things like Love Island and do you believe in what love bombing and what that means? I mean, love bombing the way I see it is planning your future way too soon, talking about

way far down the line on the first two dates saying, you know, my family can't wait to meet you, I see us together, all kinds of things like that. And then their actions not actually matching their words. That's what this person's doing, but they're also trying to reset updates. It sounds to me just the way you described it, that this person is consistent and setting updates and expressing interest. And perhaps it's scaring the person who's asking because they're not used to consistency. Now, I will say, if this person is coming on too strong, whatever that means, you can say something like, hey, I really like you. You know, it's a little too fast and furious for me.

So can we move at a bit of a slower pace? But I do want to keep seeing you. God, you're good. I suppose it's really, it's unfair to think that two people would move at the exact same pace. So there's always going to be one going a little quicker than the other, always. I mean, what I heard was not a red flag. All I heard was somebody who answers quickly, someone who expresses their interest and someone who is consistent in their behavior. That to me is a green flag.

Yeah, yeah, I agree. I wish I could have got more out of them. when they said they make it really clear they see us going places. They might be talking about the future very fast. This probably kills listening going, I want this guy. It's the sort of person that would complain if they're not replying, so you can't win.

Yeah, right. You're being confident that you're saying whatever you want, it's going to be just fine. And if that's not for that other person, so be it. Thank you, Erica. Bye. Oh, my gosh. Love you guys.

Bye. See the text from someone saying this segment just reminds me how lucky I am to have somebody. Yeah, I mean, somebody is just something, isn't it? it just means you don't have to deal with all that Yeah At least you've got someone Alright we'd love to know How did they come on

Super strong in the beginning Oh like Clint's family With his current wife Jamie Yeah That's true because they all showed up To the bungee jump Oh my goodness me Well because mum and dad

I think wanted to come watch me bungee jump And that's what I decided to take my wife Well my now wife But at the time just my girlfriend Not even girlfriend Just a girl I wanted to go on a first date Why was that your choice for a first date? Because I want to know what she weighed

No I'm going You're a pig. I'm kidding. You're a pig. By chance, I didn't realize that when you go bungee jumping, they have to weigh you, and then they write your weight on your hand. My wife was mortified, and I was like, I'm so sorry, I didn't know they did that. But she now still keeps it going as a joke that I wanted to know what she weighed on a first date.

Anyway, it's not true. He jokes about it, but it's true. And so, mum and dad showed up, and they brought my grandparents. The whole family was there to watch on the first day. Clint's dad was like, how much does she weigh though? Stop it. That was a joke. You don't want anything to go over 70,

70KG. Just cut us for us, Randall's, 70KG. I have to do it away in every morning. I just had Erica from a little nudge, if you want to give it a follow on Instagram, helping us with the perfect prompt for someone that's coming on a little strong. We'd love to know what they did at the beginning of a relationship

where you were like, whoa, pump the brakes, mate. That's a little too much too soon. The thing is you can't win, though, eh? When you don't come on strong enough, they complain, then you come on too strong. What about this then? He told me he loved me on date two. I hadn't even ordered yet.

Date two before you've, yeah, that's pretty. Love is like at least date five. This one I feel is... At least day five? That's jeepers. Five, how quickly did you say I love you to hit her? I think it was probably around there. Like, if you know, you know.

How long? But how many days? You're going on a date a month? Date five. Yeah, I think it was... Nah, a week. A week. I told you why you loved her.

I think it was around there, yeah. Oh my God, Daniel. But I'd never been on dates before, so I just thought that was the thing. No, I don't think it is. She started planning our kids' names and was telling me what they were going to be called. I think, in her defense,

I think a lot of girls have a name locked in long before they meet anybody. Yeah, she probably didn't care if it was with you or not. Yeah. She was like, this is what my daughter's going to be called. Elisa Texan saying, he replied twice in a row while we were still talking on Tinder saying we were soulmates.

Oh, get out of there. They didn't even met yet, I don't think, by the sounds of that. I hate this one from Jess, but that's because I just don't need to be part of another group chat. He added me to the family group chat after one weekend together. Even his cousins were calling me

Auntie Jess. No. After one week! They wouldn't have been going to Auntie after a week. He would have thought they'd been talking for a few months and then maybe they went away surely kind of been. Those poor kids lost their auntie because they obviously broke up. They're like, where's Auntie now? I can see

how this would be a throwaway comment. might land differently. He said, my mum's going to love you before I'd even decide if I'd liked him. Like, oh, my mum's going to love you. It is. I think that's fine, isn't it? Oh, my mum would love you. My mom would love you.

Different. What about this one? Guy said that I'm acting chill, but I've checked out your Instagram since 2016. You do a quick check, don't you? But you maybe don't admit it. My friend did that once. She went on a date with a guy, and we had obviously previously done heavy. stalking. Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy,

stalking, living in a flat together as girls. Like, I mean, we went through every single piece we could find him on the internet. So she went on his second date with him, and she brought up an old job he did, thinking he had told her on the first day, and he had said, I

didn't tell you that. And she was like, yes, you did, he goes, I would never have brought up that I worked there. Okay, I'm going to finish with this. This one, I think, is this one is like red flag for me personally, but each to their own. How did you feel, Meg?

This person says that they're on a second date, and then while they're out, they bumped into some friends of hers. Okay. Seems fine so far. And then they decided to do the introductions, and they said, oh, this is my boyfriend. No, and see you later.

See you at length. It is awkward though. It is awkward though when you bump into people and you don't know how to introduce somebody when you are in that half-way stage. Just their name. This is Matt. Yeah, don't.

go boyfriend. What if I go, who's Matt? Him right there. He's the guy I'm singing. Literally right there. There is. I would do this to me. I'd go, who's he to you? Who's he to me? He's Matt. Yeah, but like, if we would put a label on it. Yeah, a label. They're my friend with hopefully soon benefits.

I was like, stop hitting on me. Jesus. You're married, Clint. I still can't go over the fact you told your wife you loved her five weeks. I know, that is crazy. Five weeks? There'd be people that are quicker than that. Five weeks is five. Five weeks is very fast. Who can just as a little side thing, maybe, if we get anything. We'll throw the net out there.

Shortest time from meeting to I love you. Dan's leading, actually, at the moment. Five weeks is fine. Like after a couple of dates, maybe scary. Three or four months. See, that's... Do you know what's sad? I don't even remember.

That is sad. Yeah. I do remember mum and dad, though, being at my first day. It's probably the trauma. The Alzheimer's kicking in, though, with your age clinic, so don't worry about it. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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