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Episode Date: June 9, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter, run a “Wassup Battle” for Scary Movie 6 tickets and $250 (won by Gemma), and share a coffee catch-up about The Traitors NZ and “gang gang gamor.” Dan recounts trying to help a woman with a flat tire, while the team discusses Machine Gun Kelly and Jennifer Lopez. Listeners call in for advice and “Take the edge off my life” cash, including Chloe’s Rams jersey and Scott’s vasectomy. They unpack ACC gym injury stats, highlight an Instagram grid-reorder update,  and reveal Meg’s lie detector results about the show and coworkers, then brainstorm niche dating app ideas. 00:00 Morning Banter Returns 01:47 Wassup Battle Begins 03:13 Gemma Wins Cash 04:36 Coffee Catch Up Traitors 07:02 Dan Helps Flat Tyre 09:20 Scandal Machine Gun Kelly 12:07 First Call Jamal Advice 18:20 More Or Less Divorces 21:36 Take The Edge Off Call 24:09 Gym Injuries Cost ACC 25:19 ACC Gym Injury Debate 31:07 Instagram Grid Reorder 38:47 Take The Edge Call 42:39 Meg Lie Detector Begin 45:59 Harder Lie Detector Questions 49:08 Niche Dating App Ideas  

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off Uncle John. This is the Clint Megan Dan podcast. Good morning, Daniel, and beautiful Megan. Oh, thank you. Clint's the nicest thing you've said to me in maybe about six weeks. Yeah, you got it.

You got like a describing word before your name where I just got Daniel. Full name. That's what my mum says to me when I'm in trouble. And I'm going to get pissy pants or something like that. That was nice. We missed Meg on Monday, and it was, like I said, did you say, it's bloody good to have you back. You leave the gap so that I think it's real,

and then he plays that noise. It's his favourite thing. He does that off-ear, by the way. Off-air will just be sitting there having a conversation. And we're going, oh, Meg, you did really good today. And I go, thanks. To no one, no one's in the room. No.

Just to himself. I'm here, and I enjoyed it. I appreciate you listening nice and early this morning. Pre-6, look at you, man. We're going to see if we can look after you again. We did the WhatsApp battle for the scary movie six movie that's going to be out tomorrow in cinemas. $250 cash up for grabs for that. We'll do that again in 10 minutes.

And Meg's hooked up to the lie detector after 8 o'clock this morning. The stuff she lies about, God, she's like a little pirate, isn't she? She just lies through a teeth. I'm pretty sure I tell the truth in all of them, but that gets me in trouble. Don't I? I thought I did. No, you do. Meg does this.

I don't like lying. She goes, uh, no. Okay, yes. The line of check just like, what do I do? I don't know. She got so nervous and Meg like cracks within like 60 seconds. I don't want to be a liar. But maybe I should have.

Let's go. WhatsApp, it's time. It is time. It's the battle. We're looking for the best. What's up? If you can give it to us, then you'll win a double past the scary movie six

in cinemas tomorrow and $250 cash. Here is your reference point. What's it? So, got four people lined up. They get one turn each, right, Meg? Indeed. Fraser's up first. This feature isn't Scary Movie Six, by the way.

We're just assuming it does. We haven't seen it, but it did and all the other ones. Fraser, off you go. We're there. Strong start. It's a good start. Very strong start. Is it worth 250 bucks?

Jimmy, you're up next. What's a? On the table, a bloody good card there. That's a duration. hard. Okay, Carl. That was terrible. I think you did one of those things where he had to swallow mid-sentence by accident. Carl, did you hear the other two?

Out of interest, because that was shocking. He was going for something different, I think. Right, okay. Won't you? Baby. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, maybe. He was like, I'm going to go short and punchy.

Okay. Less predictable. Yeah, Brittany, morning. He stood out. Oh no. It's Gemma for me. It's Gemma for me. So it's Gemma or Fraser, I guess?

We should have started with Brittany and Carl. Paul Carl. Okay. All right, well, the runner-up gets a double pass to Scary Movie 6. The winner gets the double pass and $250 cash. Megan, who's going to be our runner-up? The runner-up is free. 250 bucks cashed.

Gemma. Wow done, Gemma. Start your Wednesday. My throat hurt. Yeah. I mean, Fraser started off well, but I think you slightly bettered him, so that's what gave you the win. Oh, thank you guys.

You're amazing. Oh, how long have you been up, Jim? I got up at quarter to five to walk the dog, and it's like zero degree. It's a quarter to five. It's a bloody cold morning, too. If it's cold in Auckland, it must be freezing in Central Otago. Yeah. Oh, it's freezing.

It's all fokey as well, so it makes it worse. Have you got a partner, Jim? No, no, just me and the kids and the dog. Oh, when you get home, you're like, hey, kids, mum's just made $250 already. Yeah. I'm going to apply it back to them and they're going to be like, you're so embarrassing.

Yeah, don't do that actually. Depending on their age, they may find you embarrassing, Emma. Well, if they say it's embarrassing, they don't see a sender. Yeah, that should be the rule. That's right. Thanks, Emma. Enjoy the movie, scary movie. Six, it's in cinemas.

Tomorrow, you can get your tickets now and we'll give you another crack at winning that cash, just like Jim tomorrow. Far at all. Okay, tomorrow, I mean, tomorrow on the show. Jesus. I'm already ready to go home. Next, I would do a little bit of a coffee catch-up.

I started watching Traders. Oh, yes, the New Zealand version. Yeah, I know we had Madeline Sami who's taken over from Paul Henry. And we told me to get into it. And I was like, all right, I will say she's very Kiwi. Not Madeline, the show. The show. Yeah, yeah.

There is one point I'll tell you about next week. I was like, when this happened, I was like, this would happen on no other traders' version except New Zealand's. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. Clint Big and Dan, time for a little coffee ketchup. Just before we officially, like, properly move on with the show. It's nice to just find out what's been going on, each other's lives. I've been watching, I say watching the traders. I'm almost using it like a podcast.

So it's on, and I have it on, and I'll just be at the gym, and I'm just hearing voices and I'm hearing the game and stuff, but I'm not really necessarily. That's quite hard to take in, I imagine, Clint. In the beginning, because there's probably a lot of characters, and there's a get whittled down. And I was just washing the car the other day, just listening away, and it's so Kiwi.

because Madeline Zambi for one of the challenges she goes, all right, you guys have to decide who you're going to put forward and there was like two women and she goes, you got 10 seconds five, four, and the woman turns the other woman she goes, gang gang gamore and then they paper scissors rock

I've never heard of gang gang gamore in my life haven't you? What the hell is that? To be honest I haven't either. Gang gang gongamore that's like I think there's like the OG New Zealand before everyone called it Paces Rock in high school Are they the same symbols?

Yeah, they're the same symbols. Same game. It's not just gang sign and something else. Because I wouldn't know what you want to do. Gun, handcuffs. I don't know. Is there something to do with like a pinnuckle war? I would have gone pinnacle war?

Yeah, it's going gang gang war. Everyone who, anyone is watching the New Zealand version. Because you know how we watch the UK version? I love it. I don't know if anyone the UK's watch the New Zealand version. They're going, what the hell is gang gang gamore? I'm not out on my own island on this one, am I? I've never heard of that.

This latest season of the traders in New Zealand is just, normal people, isn't it? They're not celebrities. So there's something, they've got less to lose if you're a normie, right? Whereas the celebrities, they've got a reputation to uphold. Trying to protect their image. Yeah, whereas normies, they're just out to win. And I think that it would be more fun to be more ruthless as a normie. Yeah, absolutely.

It sounds terrible to say normies or celebrities, but you're right, Dan. I think celebrities are a lot more like mask up. I want to make sure my image is good. Yeah. I was out yesterday, guys. went into the supermarket, and there was a lady, a poor lady in there, that had got a flat tire in her vehicle. And I'd sort of parked a couple of had cars away for her,

and I could see she was struggling to get the tire off. Like she had the thing out that takes the nuts off the tire. It was cool. Not a good start, damn. Anyway, so I went over and I was like, I know how to remove a tire and change a tire. I'll go over there and help her. And so I asked her, do she need help?

And she was like, oh, thank you so much. So many people have walked past me and not said anything. Please, can you help me? and I took hold of her nut puller offer You need to learn the name of it It doesn't sound good when you're talking about a female That you just met

Yeah so she had managed to jack up the car Which is great But from what I understand You loosen the nuts before you jack the car up Just in case you're pushing too hard in the car So I lowered down the jack And then I was like Oh then loosen the nuts

And then we'll redo the jack again If anyone can loosen the nuts It's our boy down Yeah And so I put the jack down and I take hold of the thing and for the life of me I tried for 10 minutes

I couldn't undo her nuts Oh they're something I've had that before the past Yeah yeah yeah yeah A lot of the time if you Put it onto the nut and you've got it at say 45 to 90 degrees you can jump on it Stand on it but I didn't want to do that Because I didn't want to like crack it or do something wrong

And then that would have been my fault And I'd like strip the nut or something What did you do? So I ended up going have you got an AA? And she said no. Obviously, otherwise she would have called it 40 minutes. She's like, what do you think I got you here for, buddy? So I ended up calling my AA.

Oh, that's nice at least. Yeah, and just making them know that it was not my car. And they were like, it's fine as long as we can come along. As long as you're with it. And then they tried to recruit her. As long as you stay with the car, your AA will look after me. You can't leave. Luckily, it took them like 15 minutes.

They got there. It was great. Happy day. You are a hero, Dad. I didn't know you could do that because I thought they'd be like we need your car. To be honest, I'm not 100% sure that I didn't think it was like my wife and her car. But I just stood there for a minute and then the guy didn't seem to care. What did the lady look like?

Blonde? How old? Oh, like 60s? Oh, yeah. You're on type. That's your type. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. In Scandal today, a special something of Clint's favorite musician.

I was like, I told you guys, what were you watching? I told you three times. Scandal guys, Scandal and five. Scandal one. You would have danced. Adverts that's about to come out Oh, like a pain post I was showing me just to sit anyway.

It doesn't matter enough. Okay, a special something from Clint's favourite musician Machine Gun Kelly perform Dan's favourite song at his latest show. Flow and stuff though, it's very artsy. And you know what? Music's subjective, isn't it? But Machine Gun Kelly, I find him just not good.

He's the best and I feel so bad for him. He's fumbled the. bag harder than anyone else in life. Have you seen Megan Fox's latest Instagram posts? He's still trying as well. That's why, like I did see a TMZ say the other day that in his lyrics, he's obviously talking about another woman and he's moved on from Megan

and he was in the comments going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no moves on from Megan Fox. Cap, cap, cap, he's like, no, I lied in my lyrics. He was like panicking. That was really funny. And what not to do if you want to date, Jennifer Lopez? Not through Instagram. No, you're not going to find me through

Instagram or sliding into my DMs. Okay, all right. Okay. You have to make more of an effort than that. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, bravo. Okay, all right.

What I will say, a bit awkward with that. If you are thinking of dating Jennifer Lopez, look how depressed Ben Affleck was when he was dating her. If he's the canary down the one. Clint, Megan, Dan. First call of the day.

First call on the day. Jamal. Good morning, Jamal. Hey, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. You're a gym fixer. Oh, I need some gym fix.

What's the tip? Get someone cheap on Facebook. Now, that sounds like you can go one of two ways. It could be cheaper. It could be a botched job. Do you get what you pay for with gym fixes, though? Or is it kind of like you either know what you're doing or you don't? Yeah, I feel like you either know what you're doing or don't.

But I feel like these days, pretty much everyone knows how to gym fix the trade you business. Okay. Okay, well, that's good to know because, yeah, got a big hole. Yeah, I just, I like a... In my wall. In your wall, yeah. I love a tradie that cleans up after themselves. Like, when you're done, I don't even know you were there.

No, the house was cleaner than when you arrived. Gym fixes are like that. Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, no, gym fixes always clean up after themselves. Not like carpet layers, eh? They don't even back you. Electricians, they're the worst. Problems are the worst.

Yeah. So if you came over to Meg's house and you saw her big hole, and what would be the first thing you'd do, assess her hole first. You got to put tape over it first, I think. Do you got to put tape over it first, I think. Yeah, yeah, you got to just brush it out, do a little bit of cleaning around the hole and, you know, friction it up a bit.

Thanks too, ma'am. Yeah, that's good to know. That's good stuff. He's made of us. Married three years with a one-year-old. Geez, you got a lot happening in the moment, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just hitting the trenches now.

The two-year-olds, almost hitting that stage. So getting ready for the hard yards. You and I are in the same stage. The two-year-old period is, yeah. Two was the hardest. Yeah. Terrible too. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Two's hard. But I wouldn't change it for the world. No, of course we wouldn't. Nice one, Jamal. Yeah. Good on you, Jamal.

I love you, mate. You can ask guys this. I don't know what the rule is on asking women. But do you think you're going to have more kids? Or are being sworn off already? I mean, I want a son there because I have a daughter. Yeah, one of each. I'm chasing that son.

Yep. The next one's a son. I'll be happy with two. Oh, then you roll the dice again if it's another girl. Yeah, but I know a lot of women that do that as well, where they'll have like two boys, so they'll go, all right, I want a daughter, so they'll roll the dice again, they'll get a third boy.

I think that's, isn't it natural just want one of each if you get a choice? I don't care. I genuinely don't care, as long as they're healthy. Yeah. Yeah, I was happy with my two girlies. Yeah, I was lucky. You're just lucky. You got your one of each.

You might be lucky like him, your mom. Yeah. Hopefully, hopefully. We'll send you a, um, let's see. Then you're just looking what we've got here. Oh, you probably appreciate that. $100 Mocker voucher, furniture designed for New Zealand homes. Nice.

So you can go buy yourself some furniture for a house. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Yeah, you're welcome, Jamal. You can get delivery to your door in five days with Mocker. Where is your big hole, Megan? You're like, whereabouts in the house? Dan.

It's in my daughter's bedroom. Okay, well, you should call Jamal. He sounds like a great guy. He's good at fixing those jibs. How did the hole you there? banging on the chair too much. Banging on the chair? Yeah, the lazy boy.

Okay. The lazy boy would go. I sit in the lazy boy that it bangs back into the... God, you're a hard rocker. Yeah. Okay. Okay, let's tidy it up because I go to naughty 640 next. It's not even naughty. It's the truth.

Okay. Because your daughter is it can be most of the day, eh, when you get home from work? Yes. Okay, 2227. Clint Megan Dan. Norty 640 upvets. It's time to get naughty at 640. So Scary Movie 6 is going to be out in cinemas tomorrow

and to promo the movie sometimes we'll get sent merch. Yep. From the film. We got sent a penis-shaped candle and a lighter in a box, so that must feature some wear in the film. And it was a very beautiful candle, wasn't it? Very well-crafted. Meg said it was very accurate to the real thing.

Yeah, apart from the testicles. All right. I thought it was relatively on the shorter side. The penis. I thought it was very... Put it this way. Comically large for you. It was comically large.

I thought that it might get large to the normal size. Clearly, Clint doesn't think so. Interesting. I didn't think it was to scale. Okay, and I said I would take it home and then put it somewhere in the house. See how long would take my wife to notice. Now, it's important to realize that she was sitting on the couch.

I don't know if the TV was on, but she was sort of facing away from, the kitchen area that I was in. And my daughter was also home having a mental health day. They get one a term. I think it's a second anyway. So I know we had a bit of a chat about that. But I was like, my wife's distracted, my daughter's painting.

There's a bit going on. It's going to take her a wee while to notice. Right. So I sneak into the shelf that has plants and other candles on and I kind of just sneak amongst all the other ornaments. And I'm like, it could be, she might not see that until the weekend. Here is how long it took my wife to notice. How long have I been home?

Yeah, and it took me at least one minute to get it out of the box and then secretly put it there amongst all the other stuff. And then I turned around to look at you and all I could see is a penis on my flat shelf. I wasn't even standing me the penis. I'm like five metres away in the kitchen. Yes.

It was in like the office. You literally just turned around and found it. She's like your spidey senses. That's unbelievable That's crazy that you saw it in like 60 seconds You gotta get that check, girl Randy I'm gonna show you the photo

From her perspective Meg This is where she was sitting It's almost like a where's Wally Like you got to Literally Yeah yeah That's Ways Willie That's not a bad book

We should do a Where's Willie Yeah you could I'll leave that to you Clint She was like Why is there an incredibly small penis in my house I showed Dan Dan, that's her perspective from the couch. I went and took it.

How would you have seen that in 60 seconds with a distraction of a child home and I was in the kitchen? God, your house is a mess. I cannot see it. It's Jamie 6th Sense. We should test it and put it around other places. Nadi how, she's like a dick hound.

Yeah. Honestly, where's Willie Book is not a bad idea for adults. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, but we're actively looking for a penitaphs. a shaped candle. My wife had no idea it was even there. That is incredible.

Oh, good honour, I guess. At least she has, you've finally found her talent. You've always been saying she hasn't got one. She has been saying. He says it behind the scenes, doesn't he?

She's useless. Yeah, one day she'll find out. And it's finding Dick candles. Yeah. Which I don't know how you can make money from that, but I'm sure Clint will try and find it. Oh, there'd be a niche online.

Yeah. Also, producer, Carl, can we look into making a Wears Willie book? Thank you. We can make a Wears willy book? No worries. Also, can me and I not be involved? Yeah, I don't want my name on that one.

We might get rich. You'll regret that, Dan. Clint Megan Dan's more or less. Boys, we are playing for celebrity divorce settlements. How much money did they cost? Oh, okay, more or less. We've done this before. Have we?

Yeah, ages ago. And I think we did quite well at it, Clint. Oh, I don't know. This feels new to me. I thought it was a new one too, Clint. What do I know? Go on. Okay, which divorce settlement was larger?

Paul McCartney. and his wife Heather Mills, or James Cameron and Linda Hamilton? Cameron would have more money, would Nisa, surely the divorce settlement would be. You reckon? Bougar. More than Paul McCartney of the Beatles?

Yeah. Okay, let's go Cameron. Yeah, $50 million, that one, cost. Which divorce settlement was larger Steven Spielberg and Amy Irvine, or Tiger Woods and Elyne Nordigel? She would have taken him for all his worth, right? And surely the Tiger Woods thing,

because you can't decide, and there's infidelity, it ends up, the bill gets higher and higher and higher, whereas Stephen Spielberg seems like lovely enough. Okay, so we'll go Tiger Moore. Well, done, me. Come on. What did that cost?

Only by 10 million, though, 110 million for Tigers, 100 million for Stephen. Wow, okay. All right, Michael Douglas and Deandra Lurker, or Kevin Costner and Cindy Silver. Oh, God, again, too. Kevin Costner or Michael Douglas. Douglas, and he's been with Catherine Zeta Jones for many years,

so that previous divorce must have been, like, 20, 30 years ago. So that means it's a big settlement? Because it'd have to be like a 50-50 split. I would lean towards Costner on this one as being more. Three out of three. So far, $80 million for Kevin, $45 million for Michael. Madonna and Guy Ritchie or Mel Gibson and Robin Moore.

And Madonna and who? Guy Ritchie. I reckon that would have been up there, that Madonna and Guy Ritchie was quite a high-profileged horse. Incorrect Bagger Yeah Madonna and Guy Ritchie were 92 million Mel Gibson and Robin Moore

with 425 million Jesus Half a bill But what they must have Well she must have Her finger and other pies Because Mel Gibson hasn't done anything in forever True

Time ready for the big guns Jeff Bezos and McKenzie Scott Or Bill Gates and Melinda French Gates Which one cost more I think the Bill Gates one Was actually really big But surely, isn't what's his face the old Amazon guy, Jeff Bezos, like the second richest dude in the world?

Yeah. And then his wife ended up getting most of her money, giving it away. Yeah. McKenzie Scott. Okay, so do we go... $100 billion? Do we go to Bezos? Bill or Bezos?

Bezos. Incorrect. Damn it. I knew Bill was like a groundbreaking way. Bill Gates, I believe the highest in the universe, $76 billion for the divorce. $76 billion. That's a lot of money even for him. Yeah, so Jeff Bezos was 38 billion.

My goodness. Oh, chum change. Wow, and his wife gave away most of it, eh? Yeah, she is still giving it away. She's trying every day to give her money away. Because I imagine, like, you are earning money faster than you can give it away at that point. Yeah, she gives tons away, McKenzie Scott. And I believe Melinda French Gates does as well.

You'd have to. And Bill. There's no way you could spend that amount of money in the lifetime. No. Although some do try, Dan. Some do try. All right, if you've registered for Take the Edge Off My Life. we're going to be calling, hopefully you, inside the next 90 seconds.

So we've had a few weird ones. This time yesterday we just had someone pick up the phone and say nothing, genuinely, for about 15 seconds. Still got it though. Radio silence. Yeah, because eventually I think she smelled a rant and went, take the edge off my life. So have your wits about you? We could be calling you in less than two minutes. Clint, Megan Dan.

I'm going to put a number in if you answer. We'll take the edge off my life. Whatever you've asked for is yours. All right, this person I'm calling now lives in Din Eden. Beautiful part of the country. I hear everyone go, oh,

for the rest of the country. Okay. Let's hope she answers, though, with the right thing. Take the edge off my life. Get in. Hello. Good morning.

Morning, Chloe. What do you need money for? Pardon? What do you need money for? Um, I am hoping to get my boyfriend a Rams jersey for his first day. Yes, indeed.

We're going to give you a hundred bucks for that. Do you know where the Rams are from? Um, Angeles. Yes, get in. Chloe. He'd be so proud of me for answering that, right? Sports jerseys are expensive, aren't they?

I went to buy one of the new Warriors jerseys the other day, the official ones. They're like 180 bucks or something. Ridiculous. So expensive. Unless you go to your favourite new store. Posty Plus. Dan's the poster boy for Posty Plus if anybody needs...

I'm not actually not. No, not. But I just went in there the other day and they had some cheap Warriors merch. They should be giving Dan free jerseys now. They do. They send him stuff all the time. He's their ambassador. Yeah, because I mentioned the...

every day. How good Chloe. Are they playing in, are they playing in Aussie? Are they bringing the game to Australia? Yeah, we're hitting over in September. I think it's on maybe like the 11th.

I'm not quite sure. So, cool. So you're going over there and you're surprising with his birthday head of it, with a ramp, with his own Rams jersey. That's sick. He composes to you.

It'll be a great weekend. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to it. How long are you being together? Almost a year. Any girl that's learnt your favourite sports team, bought you a jersey, and then booked a trip for you to go and watch them somewhere in the world.

Mate, put a ring on it. You're a nice person, Chloe. I bet you're a good friend as well. Oh, thank you guys. We love you. So, no, no. All right, Chloe, stay there. We'll get that money out to your next chance to win us at 8 a.m.,

so make sure you listen up for your phone ringing then. Gym injuries. Now cost us taxpayers $72 million in ACC costs. All because these people can't use gym equipment properly. Pisses you off, isn't it? Yeah. Find out which age group guilty of the most gym injuries. Okay. Farable.

And it has now become the number one cause of injury ahead of what? What do you think is held the number one spot for the most injuries before the gym has now taken over? Kitchen burns. I'm not sure if it's in the top ten That's coming from the minestroney queen Do you know what? I'll research that me because I could be wrong

It could be number nine It seems that gym injuries Have taken the number one spot away from rugby in regards to sports-related injuries In the number one spot $72 million it's costing taxpayers in ACC claims

It's incredible I thought if it was under your own stupidity at the gym you'd have to pay for it, not the taxpayer. Really? I guess there's an accident. If you hurt yourself at the gym, you weren't planning on delay. But why am I burdened by that?

Well, because when accidents happen, I mean, they could happen anywhere. They could happen at the gym, at playgrounds. Yeah, but why is it my accident? What do you mean? Because then if you have an accident, then I'll cover you. Yeah, we all look after each other. Right, okay. I didn't sign up for that, though.

Yeah, right. So it used to be our rugby claims. Now it's gym and fitness-related injuries. Ah, not kitchen burns. Good to know. Kijim, I couldn't find them on the top ten of a monist, me. The peak age of claims, millennials age 30 to 39, they are most likely to get hurt and rack up the highest costs.

Do you know why? It's because we think we're still young and we go and do stupid stuff. I think we can still do PBs in our late 30s. No, no, no, that was the late 20s thing. Yeah, we don't know these new old bodies we have. I think if you're like Clinton, you're having to make a noise when you're lifting something, it's too heavy. Yeah, I agree, Daddy.

You've got to stop doing that one. I have these new headphones. And they're quite smart. We are. I'll just be like listen to a podcast or music. And if somebody walks past and says something, I go, hey, how's it going? It registers that I'm speaking

and it will stop the music so that I can actually have a conversation without taking them off my ears. The other day, I wasn't having a conversation. I was just lifting weights. And it stopped my music. And I realized I must have been making noise loud enough that it thought I was having a conversation.

I had to look. I once went to the gym with Clint once in Dunedin and I had to leave. It was the last time I ever did it because he sits here going like, see! He did say, stop that loud.

Stop that loud. No, I'm not those people. You are. Those people generally, as they're doing it, they look around to see if anyone was watching because they're making the noise mostly so people will see what they're doing. The gender shift, female injury claims

arising twice as fast as male claims due to huge growth in women taking up weight lifting. Hey, go girls. I saw this, 90% less chance of getting dementia in new studies if women lift weights, weight train. This may be in a controversial opinion, but if you've got enough money to pay for a gym membership, why is the taxpayer paying for your injury?

Oh, goddamn, we're not on news talk. I know, but I'm just saying, why am I having to pay for some idiot that's crack their knee because they were lifting at the gym? ACC isn't a new thing. I know, but I get it if it was at work, because at least you had no other option. But if you go out of the gym and paying 30 bucks a week for a gym membership,

Pay for your own injury, you loser. I'm sorry, but it's true. Like $70 million for all these dickheads that are injuring themselves on it, like, Kama's going to get him. So you have two houses. I have one. I have two if I wasn't pay for the injuries.

Oh, eight under the edge. Jim juries. Have you had one? Have you got one? How did you manage it? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Jim injuries have taken over the top spot

for the most ACC claims in New Zealand. head of rugby now because people are going, according to ACC, too hard, too soon and there are $72 million worth of claims a year now. It's incredible to see that rugby's up there because obviously it's a national sport, but I didn't know it was that

popular that it was the number one injury. Oh gosh, yeah, yeah, no, rugby injuries scare me. We want to know what your gym injury was. Some more impressive than others, I think I'd be changing the ACC form. You know when it says, how did you get your injury? I wonder how many lie because they're in This one said I fell off the treadmill because I was trying to skip to a song.

You know when you try to be in time with it? Like, come on. And you're getting injured because of that. Somebody else passed out under heavy weight and ended up falling forward and then cutting their forehead in the mirror. Oh, damn. That's like your mate that slipped on the treadmill and then it pulled her pants off. Yeah, she had tights on like Lorna Jane sort of pants. And the belt caught them and pulled her undies off as well and then trying her back into the wall.

I'm sure she wasn't just being naughty at the gym Did ACC pay for therapy? I don't know I think she was too embarrassed to claim Someone's sex through saying A lesson not to go on the rowing machine When you got a sweaty bum after being at the gym I was over eager the seat slid from underneath me

Cracked my coxics on the bar In pain for months Do you know I've seen a guy That he used to train with years and years ago He jumped under a bench 150, 160 kilos No warm up He's just one of those guys and I was like, ah, you should warm up.

He ended up tearing midway through. He tore his peck muscle where it joins kind of at your shoulder. And it was like a rubber band that like shot down the front. It was all gathered and it was purple instantly. But then, y' y'all-y. Yuck. I don't want to get too political, but why are we paying for that? Oh, God, who would not again?

Not again. Why are we paying for this treatment? Oh, my God, this one, a cable snapped right in the middle of my chest fly set. So they have cables me, and while they're under tension, the cable snapped. The heavy metal pole swung back instantly and busted both my lips open. Don't talk to me like I don't know what a cable is

at a gym? Why'd you say Megan? Why'd you say like Megan now? I know you've never walked foot into a gym before. You walk foot into a gym. Stem, step foot. No, I was saying Meg when they snapped like as if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah of course. Dan not so much. Right, you just ignore him because there's no any of what's going on. Dan used to go to the gym but it turns out he started to

put on weight because there's a pie. shop next to his gym and he never made it to the gym. Here's the thing. The gym that I used to go to had a massage chair at the entrance. Now what would you do? Go into the gym and get pain or sit in the massage chair. So Dan would just go get a massage and a pie. I'd sit in there and eat my pie. I went back the next day and there was still pie flakes from my pie the previous day in this year. All right, take the new job of my life happening at 8 o'clock this morning if you want to register and you haven't.

You got 45 minutes to do it. Text Edge to 3343 and let us know what you need cash for. Megyn Dan. It's Clint Megan Dan's. What you want to chucking your radar. If you use Instagram a fair bit, which I reckon, what do you reckon percentage-wise of people are using Instagram as their main form of social media? It's my husband's and I, I reckon, now, with reels taking over a bit. I think TikTok's catching up, but I think still lion's share when you take into account

millennials and I think older generations, Instagram's still the big one. Yeah. Well, there's a new update that they've just rolled out this week. So if you haven't updated your Instagram app, you won't have it yet. But if you do, then you'll get it. I got it yesterday. If you have videos like reels or posts on your grid, and you're like, you've got maybe some better ones that are like 15, 16th reel, and you wish that they were higher.

Obviously, you've always been able to pin your top three. Now, with the new update, you can hold down a reel, and then it will give you options. Insight, remove from grid, pin to main grid, archive, reorder grid. It's a new feature. So if you click reorder grid, you can now go and tap different videos and post and move them around your grid and either have it aesthetically a little more pleasing or have your videos that have performed better higher up in your grid. That's fun. That's a bit of fun, isn't it? Yeah. And move ones that have maybe performed poorly

further down the grid so that if somebody clicks on your page, they're only going to probably watch maybe three or four if you're lucky. You've always putting your best foot forward. It's handy, I guess, if you've got a small business as well, maybe you're like an arts and crafts business or a builder or something, or you want some of your, like, better stuff up higher. So when people are landing on your page, they get the promotions of those things. Wow.

Because you can always pin the top three, but I think people will also look at the 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th video that is just appear in your grid. So if it's not happening, you just need to do the update because they're rolling it out this week where you can rearrange your grid. And maybe it's just because you want it to look prettier as well. That is great. You were showing me before

another feature he's got on his phone and it's an Apple iPhone thing I think Samsung have had it for a long time where you can hide the like so when people are looking at you from the side they can't see your screen you can do that on Apple apparently yeah and you can do a little shortcut where you just double

tap the back of your screen and it automatically makes it a privacy screen so if anyone's sitting on the train or on the bus they're kind of looking over see what you're watching on the gram it'll just black it out Why are you watching something you don't want other people to see? Oh, you just know those, like, weird people. They're just, like, looking over.

Oh, what are you doing, mate? And also, I don't know what the algorithm is going to throw up in the next video when I swipe. Why do people do that on planes, I find that if you're watching something or even reading something, people will kind of look over your shoulder and start reading along with you. I do it with people I know. Like, if Meg's sitting next to me in the car, I'll always look at who she's texting. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just, noisy.

And it's not because I'm, like, doing it on purpose. I'm just like, that's just my thing. Okay, here's a little insight into our lives. hit the home screen right now on Instagram. What's the first video that it thinks you would be interested in that it puts at the top? Home screen. Mine's just showing me James Fisher Harris from The Warriors

and the next one is, whoa, Megan Fox is posted. She's a line on the staircase. My algorithm knows me. Mine's a photo of Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian Pashing in Monaco at their house. Your mum's obsessed with him at the moment. Yeah, my mum's like just discovered Lewis Hamilton even though he's been around for many years.

She's like, oh God, he's so hard. All right, Meg, you hit the home screen. No. No. What is it? It's just the author of Granny McFlitter announced and she's got a new book. Oh, Meg.

We should have left it. I told you. Grady McFlitter. She's the greatest. I reckon you're her only fan. No, that's not true. Textor of you're a fan like Meg of Grady McFlitter. Granny McFlitter books are top-notch iconic books for kids.

You know, and then outside of that, if I did it again, I got a card-making. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It does not matter. It does not matter. And you sure got a friend in the brew. Coming up next,

going to give you a great recipe for a hot chocolate with dark chocolate. Take the edge off. Take the edge off. Take the edge off my life. You could be winning whatever you need to take the edge off. All right. If you have entered by texting edge to 33443, or you can go on to a rover as well.

You could be getting a phone call right now. Now make sure you answer your phone with what, Dan? Take the edge off my life. It's simple as that. Calling. You don't need to say hello, no kiotas, no anything. You have dialed. I'm going to check that one more time, make sure I haven't got the number wrong.

No, I'm pretty sure I put it in right. Oh, gosh. Oh, if it goes to answer phone straight away, I think that's just it. No, that might have been a me mistake. Trying again. No, it wouldn't be. You don't make those. I know, that must have been a glitch.

You do not make mistakes. Oh, maybe sometimes you do. Sometimes you do. Hey, even the best make mistakes. Right, right. left off a number. Oh, too much. My life?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It was cut out, but I'm pretty sure you said take the edge of my life, Scott. Congratulations, mate. We've got some cash for you, bro. That's wicked, guys.

Awesome. Thanks so much. So you're wanting $325 for a specific procedure. What is that procedure, Scotty? I want to get the SNAP, but I only have one functional nut. But they want to charge me for the whole thing. So. Well, that's unfair.

50% up, mate. I just want you to cut the left wire, not the left and the right. Yeah, that seems fair. Oh, good on you. Ironically, Dan's holding a pair of scissors right now. I can do it for 20 bucks if you want, Scott. It's up to you. Scott, we're going to sort that out for you.

I was going to send a photo through with my submission, but I thought maybe that's not a good idea. It's all good. We trust you, mate. How many kids have you got? Two. Oh, that's enough. Two and done. Yeah, I remember, I still remember the smell when they, like, because they pretty much more, like,

make a snip and you're awake the whole time. They pull the wires out, they cut them, and then they effectively burn the ends, like quarterize the ends, and you can smell that burnt flesh. And then they put the wires, stuff the wires back in, stitch up. Good luck with that, Scott.

Thank you so much, God, awesome. Scotty, from what I've heard, it's worse than childbirth, so good luck. I wouldn't know, but it was bad. Meg's rolling her eyes. I got the rise I needed. They've gone up so far in my forehead. When he says don't do any heavy lifting for seven days, don't do deadlifts on the eighth day.

He means no heavy lifting for a week to two weeks, I think. Then you'll get two of the largest hematomas your doctor has ever seen, Scott, potentially. Yeah, well, that'll be a first. Yeah. Yeah, especially when he's only got one ball. Yeah, exactly. That would be really shocking. Two hematomas with only one nut.

I'm noticing that. Got on you, Scotty. I think if your wife can give birth twice, you can do the vasectomy, right? Yeah, yeah. That's right. All right, if you do want to register for take their job, My Life just takes Edge to 3343. Let us know what you need cash for.

And we could call you at 7 or 8. Next on the show, Meg's answers to the lie detector test, including this one. Hang on heart. Do you think the edge would be nothing without a bit? Oh my God. Can I just say Clint's reaction there when he does the reaction to Meg's answer sounds a lot like the Michael Jackson thing in this song. Listen.

Oh my God. You could actually swap those out. Nobody would know. I don't think we can do it one day. and no one had noticed. Okay, Meg, you feeling good? No, Clint, I'm not. Thank you for asking, though.

I am not feeling good at all about this. But it's done now. Yeah, if you love Meg, but you just feel like sometimes she's a little guarded. I'm going to take the guards and the shields right now. It also works if you don't like her. You want to see her in pain. A lot of people will be listening then.

Meg's answers to the lie detector test next on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's time for. Clint Meg and Dan's lie detector results. We all have had to do this, and we've all had embarrassing moments. Some more than others, eh, Clint? There's probably a reason why you went last, though.

Yeah, I don't know why. I feel, I feel, I feel, look, I mean, just play them. Okay, I tell you what, I'm going to play the three nicest ones first. Right. Oh, it's fine. And then it gets worse for you. Can I paint the picture? Meg's hooked up to a machine.

Yeah. She's got a blood pressure monitor on her finger, a heart rate monitor. I'm not pressure monitor my finger would have been a nightmare. Yeah, whatever it was. I don't know, something hooked up there. There's something on your heart, something else hooked up to your other parts of your body. We're standing in front of you.

There's an older man out of shot, isn't he? He's like an ex-detective monitoring all your vital signs. Yeah, I went first, actually. We've played them in opposites, but I decide to go first. And Meg does this thing, you might hear a couple of times in these questions where she goes to say the answer she walks. Then she realized that's not the answer that is true. and then she quickly pivots before the machine can rat her out as a liar.

You can almost hear my brain thinking, oh, but what about this, this and this and this and this? I'm going through all the answers in my head and I... You're right, sometimes you need more than just a yes or no. Not all answers are yes or no. It's where we are similar, Clint. Okay, here we go, let's start easy.

Do you pretend to have an appointment just to rush home from work to do nothing? No. Oh, that's the surprising thing here. No, but I love that you. I think that I'll be you shit. Just so many appointments. She's honestly the most booked up person I've ever met in my life.

There's always an appointment. If you want a book in time with me, she'd be like, oh, I'd go next week, another week. I could do something in October. She's busy. It's busy lady, busy lady. I've got things to do. That wasn't bad.

That's good. It actually made you look great. If you were poached by another station, which station do you hope it would be? Oh, more FM. Oh, because that was very. It's almost like she's in talks of them now. Yeah, that would be.

Don't be worried if I was Lana. Mick coming for your job. No, unfortunately, I recently saw Simon speak so beautifully about his female co-host Lana at the Radio Awards. And so that was definitely on my mind of like, that's how it could be. Yeah, well. The grass is greener. You hope us win an award, babe. Dan and I'll say some lovely things about you too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Question three. Meg, is it true? You are sexually attracted to your new boss? Yes. She didn't even try to lie. I can't lie.

I think he's attractive. He's an attractive man. He's true. Oh, God. What's so weird. He's out there now. There are two panes of glass that give us a direct eye line from studio to our boss who's already at work sitting at his desk. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not going to not lie that he's an attractive man.

Put him in front of anybody and they'd say it. They're not going to say he's ugly. Attractive, but sexually attracted to is different. Is it? Someone wants a pay ride. All right, what else did me admit? He does have a bloody good side profile, and I know that because he refuses to look directly at us right now from his computer.

Someone else wants a pay rise. I will say, though, it gets worse. You thought that was bad. Oh, God. It's all funny games, isn't it, boys? She blows cover. Clint Meg and Dan. It's time for Clint Megan Dan's lie detector results.

Yeah, we strap Meg up to the back of the KFC van. It's all blacked out. They've got a detective in there. if you do see the lie detector cruising around inside the KFC van around your neighbourhood, they invite you in to jump in and give it a nudge. I'd love to, like, interview the guy. What's he seen in his time as a detective and a private investigator? I don't know if they entice you in with the KFC Hot Rod's Cabab, but they should if they don't.

I was a bit gutted. I didn't get any KFC when I was in there. Oh, really? Is that what you were expecting? Yeah, I was kind of thinking that as well. Yeah, I thought I'd be eating a Zingerberger while I'm sitting there. All right, I've gone through my questions, and then it was time for a job. Dan to take over and I think because Dan got to go second

and you were warmed up a bit, Dan got a little carried away and went a little harder on you, Meg. Yeah, I started off easy with a bit of a relationship question. Out of Clinton or myself, who could you most see being married to? Being married to. Married too. So it's not necessarily about the sexual sex. But that's a big part of any marriage. Wow, yes, but you also...

Oh, God. I don't know. You've both got pros and cons. Who could I? be married to Dan or Clint? Dan. Oh god, I mean honestly I think it was going to fail on either name that I said there. Thanks for trying to be nice to be though me, giving me a bit of an ego boost even though it was a lie.

No, alright. Then I wanted to get a bit of a lay of the land in the show and where Meg thinks she, we sit within it, Clint. Okay. Hang on heart, do you think the edge would be nothing without you? No. Yes. Oh my God. She's like, sick and guessing herself.

He knows she's gonna get caught so she hones up. I wouldn't say nothing without me, but if I was to leave now, I think there'd be maybe, there would be, like, I'm allowed to say that, fuck you guys. Good on you, you know, she's got self-worth. Oh God, oh God. You go back yourself, babe. I like seeing a little confident Meg inside the band.

I tried. Well, yeah, it was, I mean, I do, no, okay, oh, let's move on from that one. Yeah, well, do you want it? Is there another one? Yeah, last one. No, no. Is there anyone on the show, just use or no answer? that you think is a weak link

no ask who we'd rather just move on yeah it's better to not know and think it's the other person that's really sad to producer Carl anyway yeah we're producers in mine

that's good it expands the net a little further and it helps us he does a lot of work behind the scenes Meg that you don't see yeah right anyway

oh god that's over Although it's going to live on the internet forever, isn't it? It's going to be in a video. That's fine. And you can if you want to hook up your mate to it. You can. I think it's just travelling around the country, isn't it? Bunch of arrogant wankers, the three of us, really?

Yeah. All I can say is, thank God we have Meg. Oh my goodness, Clint. I'm next, Mia. She'd be off to Moore of him if we didn't. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Divide on the Edge Clint Megan Dan. If you've just tuned in, we have Mia from Australia

joining us on the show. She's got a new dating app called How, and it's for people in a rural community who work the land or people that would specifically like to date those people and Caitlin says I think this is a brilliant idea from a rural raised chick who doesn't want a city slicker I'm in. And I think that you have to essentially live in a rural location though

don't you can't just be from a city wanting to date a farmer out in the whops? Well I mean if you were looking for them that'd be the app wouldn't it you just have to be upfront about the fact that you are just looking to poach yourself a cowboy. So we wanted to know what would be the app that you're like, I'm signing up for that, where it's one specific maybe job or... Yeah, you can make it as specific as you like.

This has gone off. It's like, I guess niche podcasts go well, don't they? Because you have this inbuilt audience that is wanting that content. I guess it works the same for dating apps. What if it was, what if we started a dating app and it was called niche, right? Okay. And you go into the app and then you just type in what your niche is and it branches you off into only people that also are interested in that niche.

83810th of the 6th 2026 copyright. Yeah, producer Carl. I wanted to start one for ginger people called Wrangler or Wrangel, because it's like wrangor, but wrangle, and it's just ginger people. Oh, that's not a bad idea. Thank you. How's the app going? Yeah, I need more gingers on it.

Do you want, do you want? It's just you so far. As a ginger yourself, Carl, do you want to procreate with another ginger? No, no, I've been with a ginger before, and it felt strangely incestuous. So I wouldn't want to, but I know that other people do. You know, they want to be with gingers. And also, normal people.

My son, he really liked that a girl specifically because she had red hair because she said she was quite rare. Like a Pokemon card.

Well, Clint, what would yours be? Yours would be redhead wasn't, wouldn't it? Like red? Redheads? Yeah.

With tats. Yeah, with a sleeve tats. Yeah, yeah, with a specific app. What would you call that? Slid's type. Red Tad crop.

All right, Zara. Zara. What's your very specific dating app? What would it be? Hi guys I was thinking

Firefighters that was specifically firemen but lever open to non-firefighting woman Oh so just girls that want to date

firefighters and dudes that are firefighters basically in there I don't mind Yeah I think it'd go off God that'd be like

those guys on there would be They'd be able to choose Wouldn't they? Shooting fish in a barrel Yeah Exactly Incredible

What about Kristen? All right, what's your dating app idea? We've got Howdy now here in New Zealand just for the rural community. What's yours? Kirsten? Oh, Kristen, sorry? Um, like, I suppose the idea would be that you'd pay for it

to kind of weed out a bit of the weirdos, but like, a dating app for single parents. Oh, I love that. So it's like already broken the ice and you don't have to be like, by the way, I've got kids. True. You know, if you're on the app, we've got kids. Surely someone's already thought of this. That's a great idea. Yeah.

What would you call it? And I know people will be thinking baggage, no. Oh. Oh, are you going to go baggage? No, no. Extras, something like, oh no. Taggolons. Yeah.

It's work and progress. Yeah. Also have copyrighted that one, Shaneh. Someone else, Sheney wants an app just for stars. I think that already exists. Isn't that like, start with Raya. Raya. Yeah.

And you just date celebrities. Yeah. I guess if the New Zealand version would be like... Chris Warner. Shuling Street. Actors past and present. Salespeople, says Darrell, that's a weird niche. Yeah, but I guess there's a certain type of person.

I imagine if you're a stressed salesperson, you're travelling around. Foodies is another good one. Marilyn's text through, people that are interested in, like, really nice food. Who isn't, though, really? I think everybody's a self-confessed foodie. Do you think so? Dylan's got a good one. He wants a dating app specifically for people with trust funds.

So, you know, you're not inheriting anyone's debt, and you're just dating other people. that are like trust fun kids Yeah But there are no rich people Are signing up to that Wanting to match with someone That's wanting to get their trust fund

You know So it's a risky one Yeah there's a risky one I'm sure there's one out there For non-drinkers People that don't drink or Yeah I think we need to start that niche one

And it's like you have Like some pillars of niche stuff Within there Yeah That's a really good idea And once we have enough people That are all ticking A certain niche box

It becomes like a branch That now extends outside of the app You'd be gutted if you're on the ginger nation. It was just Carl over and over. Yeah, we need 999 more gingers before we can create the branch, Carl. Come on. Yeah, mate. Get the app going, Carl.

Get it done, babe. Yeah, thank you, mate. Want to hear more of Clint, Meg and Dan, but completely unfiltered? Catch the Overthinkers audio and video pod every single day on the Rover app. All wherever you get your pots. Overthinkers. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.