The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW who will be hook?

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Hook: The Musical auditions, with Dan going first despite a sore throat and delivering a serious, pirate-themed performance that impresses the team and listeners. They share Dan’s daily post-show bolognese pie habit, Meg’s parenting moment teaching the “three-second rule,” and celebrate longtime listener Marilyn’s clear biopsy after a previous partial mastectomy, gifting her a voucher. Scandal chat covers Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren’s autocue trouble and Russell Crowe setting autograph boundaries. The crew plays “Cart Busters,” boosting listeners with Woolworths vouchers, talks filthy friends and gross flatmate stories, replaces Janine’s noisy washer with an LG front loader, interview Love Overboard’s Bella about her cleaning meltdown, and debate hottest hobbies and weird turn-ons. 04:16 Kids and Pregnancy Comments 06:11 First Call Marilyn Health Update 09:44 Celebrity Scandal Roundup 12:52 More or Less Station Superlatives 16:29 Level Up Nomination Calls 20:20 Overthinkers Math Meltdown 23:25 Online Cart Confessions 27:15 Cart Busters Giveaway 30:56 The viral guess what call 35:30 Bella Viral Meltdown 37:49 Bella Calls In 40:23 Filthy Friends Stories 46:20 Take The Edge Prize 49:01 LG Washer Surprise 51:19 Hook Musical Setup 47:00 Dan Auditions Hook 01:01:57 Hottest Hobbies List

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning. It is 1 to 6. Thank you for joining us this morning. Good morning. I'm going to jump my life at 7 and 8.

We'll give away some more cash then. But more exciting, potentially, than winning money is the hook audition. Oh, yeah, I don't know who's going this morning. I'm very, very excited. It's all I've been thinking. about. Clint and I are going head to head back to back, face to face. I will say Dan's head though

is going to be covered in a very large pirate's hat. As I came in this morning, he's got a hat with a big feather. Don't give away the surprise, Clint. And listen to his voice. He's being over-rehearsing me. No, the problem is I haven't rehearsed at all because I've got a little bit of a lingering sort of bug in my throat. And I was like, I won't rehearse

last night and I'll come in early this morning. It's worse than it was last night, my voice. So it's going to be a shocker. You couldn't write it. Dan on the Dan, a week editions of Dan's musical, Dan has a sickness that he's going up against you, Clint, for the main role. Like, that is... Imagine if I do still take it out. What a loser he'll be. You know?

What a time to be sick. Yeah, I know. And I've been sick all year until now. It's such a damn thing. It's such a damn thing to be sick on the week's audition. The universe hates you, bro. I know, they do. What'd you do to the universe?

I just never went to church or anything. Yeah, whereas Clint he's got the backing of Jesus Christ behind him. Yeah, always. And all his disciples, Moses is there. All your favorite characters. Last time you went to church, Clint. Long time.

Wow, it's been a little while, yeah. I bet he's been praying, though. Yeah, he's still do that. Yeah, he's at last night. There you go. Please, Lord, give Dan a sickness. That's so sad. And what do you know?

I show up and I'm like, thanks for a guy. Level the playing field for me. Oh, God, he's good. God is good. time. See you. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh, go.

People texting in how cold it is where they are. But I love this as well. Marilyn's gone 12 degrees in St. Hilliers. Yes. So she's trying to win the warmest temp. You are winning. Yeah, while everyone else is going for the coldest. That's bloody good, in it? Twelve degrees. That's almost barmy. Yeah.

Guys, I've got into a really bad habit. After the show every day. Oh, God. Is it the pizza shapes? No. Well, yes, I do sometimes have I wouldn't say that's every and everyday occurrence, but it's more likely more than not, more often than not.

It's something to do with bad eating, though? Yes. It's kind of like, do you know, Dan, is the only person I know that has lost weight since quitting his gym membership. I know. Isn't that one? Because there was a pie shop next to his gym.

Oh, Clint, you say that. Every day for the last three weeks, I think I've maybe missed a couple of days, actually, but most of the time, I've gone to get a pie after work. Same show. Every day. Yeah, the same shop, it's on my way home.

If they start knowing a regular and go, good a day, if they know you by name, it's bad. It's daily bread in Belmont. And they do this, they do this bolognese pie. It is, honestly, like crack. It's got cheese on the top, but really beautiful cheese. Yeah. And then mints, and it's like $7.

It's a bargain. $7 for a pie feels expensive, actually. Oh, not these days. You'd be lucky to get one under 10. That's fair. That's fair. Two things. One, is it your lunch?

Do you go home and have lunch as well, or is it just a snack? Sometimes I'll have lunch as well. Okay. Because it's usually around 11 a.m. Exactly. So sometimes I'll be like, oh, I'm like 2pm, I'm hungry again.

Because that's the thing. If it is just your lunch, it's fine. And also you've said you can't put on weight. You don't put on weight. You're fine. Yeah, I know, but it's not good for you, is it? And it's got to the point where the people know me by name now. Like I'll go and they'll go, pie for Dan.

Pie for Dan. Like, that's bad, eh? That's not good. That's bad. Yeah, your bakery should, your local bakery should know. your first name. I know. There are some places like your coffee shop.

Yeah, you want them to know your first name. I reckon I'm a couple of visits away from them going just the usual. You don't want your bottle, your bottler, like your bottle store to know your by name? That's bad. Yeah, that's bad. I was like, hi, Dad. I was like, oh God, this has got to this point where they literally know me now when I come in. Like, he's the pie guy.

Yesterday I had to have a chat with my nine-year-old son about what we can and can't say in public because we walked past a lady. and by all means he might have been right. Ty could have been right. She walked past us. God, she can't have been far past us because he goes, that lady looked pregnant. Ty.

And she could have been. I honestly didn't take enough notice. And I said to Ty, we can't, we don't say. Yeah, no, your child is bad at that. Remember, he asked me if I was pregnant again, like, not very long ago. And I definitely wasn't. So he's a recidivist.

He actually sweetly came up to me. This was like between Daisy and Miller. So before I was pregnant with Miller, trying though, he came up and touched my tummy and he goes, are you having another baby? And I was like, nah, Ty thinks that. Just did a big lunch. He is obsessed with babies.

Yeah, so he loves babies. So he means it in a nice way. I didn't take a fence. And I said to him, I said like, Ty, no, you can't, we can't say that buddy. And it looked at me all confused. And I said, she might have just been bigger. and he goes, do you mean fat?

And I was like, yeah, she could have just been like, anyway, we just don't, we don't say people, like, guess that people are pregnant unless they tell us that. You need to teach him the three-second rule, which is what we teach, Daisy. If they can't change something about three seconds, you don't need to tell them if there's food in their teeth or something on their face, you can tell them. But if it's something to do with their height, their weight, you know,

something to do with their hair, maybe they're bald or not bored, then you don't need to say it. Can they change it in three seconds? Yes or no? Even now, like even if I see someone and they're clearly pregnant, you know, like it's popped. But I still don't say anything. She could be on her back, like, crowning,

and I still be like, oh, so what's up with you? Unless they bring it up. Yeah, yeah. I just try to just err on the side of caution. 100%. All right. First call of the day next. Love it to be you.

We'll always reward you for your time. I'll wait under the edge. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky bitch. First call of the day. The very special. Your first call of the day this morning as well to somebody who has been one of our friends

and listeners for many, many years. Morning Marilyn. Hey, how was number one team? Yay! Morning, Marilyn. I don't know. Ask him, let us know. I mean, I would say, Marilyn, we talk about our 6am club, the people that are always up first.

You are like the president of that. Marilyn is our first text in the morning, every morning. She'll go, hurry up, guys, I'm waiting. I love seeing your texts every morning, Marilyn. Love you. And Marilyn, you had a real, like, I think core memory day yesterday. Yeah, yeah, a huge weight off.

I had partial mastectomy last September and then I found another lump about eight weeks ago. So I had the biopsies and got the news yesterday that it's all clear, it's only swollen lymph nodes. Oh, that's incredible news. And it must have been incredibly hard as well before you found out the news that it was just a swollen lymph node about jewels.

You don't know how it plays on your mind. Yeah, yeah. How long does it take from when you find the lump to them taking it out and then testing it and then coming back and going, you're all good? No, they don't actually take it out. They put the anesthetized the area and then put a huge, big natal

and take biopsies of that. Yeah, which could be very painful. And that's a couple of months, right, that you sit and wait. Yeah. Damn, that is a long time to stress about the fact that it could be cancer. And if it is, it's growing inside of you while you're waiting for results. It's terrifying. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's huge weight.

Huge weight. I can't even imagine how stressful that would be. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, all good on you, Marilyn. It couldn't have happened to it. I actually smell the roses this morning and I'm not even near any. You might have that checked. Yeah, no, it's only toast, I think, that you need to worry about it.

Yeah, no toast and there's no toast. So steady way. Oh, no, we've been talking about pink ribbon week and getting people to donate. And like Meg was saying yesterday, to get yourself checked after the news that Jill's top passed away after her battle with breast cancer for over two decades. Every time you talk about it, I have a cheer, you know?

Yeah, it's a long time to battle cancer. There's so many ladies out there, and some of them are too young. Absolutely, yeah, it is getting younger and younger, make sure you self-check. Like, you did Marilyn, I'm guessing that's how you found that lump. Oh, yeah, I found it because it's like a big marble, but... Yeah, well, it's amazing to get some good news. Yeah.

And hearing something like you've beaten it. Well, thanks for being here. Thanks for calling every or texting us every morning, Marilyn. We love you. You're the president of 6 a.m. Club. You make me laugh every day. Oh, thanks, man. Hey, why don't you do this?

Why don't you go... I'll give you $100 mock voucher. Furniture design for New Zealand homes. You go buy something that every time you look at it, it'll just remind you that you kicked its ass. Yeah. You need a nice chair or something to sit in and that's where you can sit and read a book

and have a company tea. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome, Maryland. Yeah, you can get free shipping on orders over $400 at maca.coma.com. T's and C supply, but we'll get that voucher to Maryland. Might be a nice little thing. Yeah, a little kick-sake.

Yeah, commemorate the day. Like how exciting that you can't be free. All right, we'll get into more or less coming up next and MEC's got a scandal update that we'll get to in three. So the one involving Russell Crowe, Yes, it is, and also Sir Ian McKellan. It's a great bit of audio coming up. Supposed Russell exploded at paparazzi.

I don't know if it's an explosion. You can decide next. Clint Megan Dan, Scandal. Sir Ian McKellen and Helen Marin had troubles with the auto queue last night. This is embarrassing. It'll be cut. I can't read the type of it says. Why don't I do a bit of Shakespeare?

Together. What a pro. Just got on with it. Yeah, but they honestly couldn't read it. Then she was like, right, should we get on with it? Like, they just had no idea what was going on. It was wonderful to watch. And Russell Crow has told fans and paparazzi to back off.

Are you listening? Stay where you are. Don't fucking push you on me. I'll come to you. Everybody's space. As soon as somebody's a dick, I'm going. You got me? Yes.

Clear? Yes, sir. Staying the facts. I'm Team Grussell on that, to be fair. Some of those autographed hunters. Dan, if Chaple Rohn said that, exactly word for word, you would say she's a B. So don't tell me that you stand for him saying that. No, it's different.

It's different. How? How? Because she does it in the media and talks about how she's too popular. So if she did exactly that. If I played that exact audio and I said Chaparone said this yesterday, you would say I stand by Chappell. Yeah, she's not famous enough to have those rules. What?

Russell Crow, you know. In Russell Crow. Yeah. I mean, he's still being a dickhead. But it does piss me off how some of it. of those autograph hunters are like just very pushy. He's like, I'm coming out of my hotel, just sign autographs for you and I don't have to.

So as soon as you guys start breaking the rules, I'm out of here. I agree, and I think that's fine he says that, but I think we wouldn't be saying that if it was someone at Lake Chapel Road. I don't know. I think all celebrities should have the right to create boundaries like that going.

I don't think they need to swear. But if he's like, look, I'm going to sign you guys' autographs, but as soon as I feel unsafe, I'm out of here. But Dan, yeah, he just does it like Chapel. I don't, yeah. To be honest, I don't like Chapel. 942. Chatsch at the edge.

Clint Meg and Dan. All thanks for the Whitening Co. New Zealand's number one, Whiten Strips. I just think for someone that's so successful, like Chapel Road, and she's very mean to her fans.

Wouldn't she do that to fans? She's just always like, don't come near me. Don't come near me. That's what Russell was just saying. There were fans in that crowd. I found the autograph thing, a strange one, even now in 2026.

But they're not fans. Those people that were there. Yeah, they were fans getting autographs. They get the other ones that sell it off. So they'll get the signature in blue ink. I just think you've got two standards, one for her and one for him. Do you have, is it a different standard for all women or is it a different one just for Chapman? Yeah, yeah.

I can't honestly despise it. More or less up next. Yes, it's actually one themed on us. I did a little survey with the announcers yesterday. I'll see what came back next. Clint, Megan Dan. All right, more or less different topic every morning. And we just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second.

It's a little switch up this morning, boys, because I've done a social video behind the scenes. It's Google forms where you get people, friend groups, to vote on who is most likely to in a situation. And then in the video, you showed the pie chart of the breakdown. Good on you for even knowing how to do that. Thank you. I learned it yesterday. I'd never know how to do a Google form. It's a fantastic tool to be able to use, and I now know how to do it.

So I thought I'd find some of them that we went out on top with, um, the answer. So this is with the whole station Ollie and Lucy, Ash London, Harrison Yers and Cal and us three all voting against each other. Okay. Okay, so all the edge announcers. Okay, there were two of us that got voted quite highly

and most likely to be the most positive at a bad situation. Who do we think they were? Wouldn't be me. Most positive, definitely not you. Yeah. No, I think it'd be Megan Clint. You've got to pick one. What do you want two? Oh, you want... Oh no, I thought it was Dan. You're right, guys. It's not

and it's Lucy, you've got similar colours. So no, Dan, you weren't. But Clint, well done. You were voted most likely to be positive in a bad situation on the team. Yeah, I'd say Clint's quite positive. I thought you would like that one too. Next up, Yaz and Ash.

All right. Next one down. Who out of us three got voted highest for best person for a DNM, a deeper meaningful? Oh, Meg. Meg. Yeah, 100%.

Oh, your first time. I don't know DNA, but I like having a little bit of a bitch with Meg. Always good for that. Always good. Okay, most likely to have a bleached anus. Oh God, it's probably me. It's Clint, but only just between you two, both. It's like a pie chart.

Honestly. Like a radio consequence? Trust me. Or out of just pure interest. Even if I was that way inclined, that'd be the last thing I'd think about doing. Genuinely, whereas I think Clint would think about it. Not a single other person on stage. got a vote between you two.

They're all you two. I couldn't put another human being through it. No, neither. No one's paid enough to do that. Okay. Out of us three, most likely to ditch you because they've made new friends at a party. Clint.

You won that one, mate. That's all yours. He was the only one that got votes there. That's all yours, buddy. Best singer? Dan. Oh, good. Well done.

Very closely tied with the AS. Oh, I mean, honestly, the only person that says they're a good singer is yes herself. And that will piss her off and I hope she's listening, but I've honestly never been blown away. Most likely to have a 14-step skincare regime, that's me. I took that one out. Okay, and this one was nearly a full circle of all votes went to one person for who is always up for a party. Oh, Clint. Yeah, Clinton.

Honestly, you could invite him out at any time during the night. And if you say it's going to be a fun night, he'll be there. Even my daughter, like, yesterday afternoon. She's like, can we have some people over tonight? I was like, babe, it's Tuesday. And we went out to five last night. So we had a bit of a late one on Monday. She's like, yeah?

Can we have people over? Yeah. I'm like, oh, she's her dad's daughter. The fact that you guys, your whole family spontaneously went out to five last minute and had like an 11 p.m. late night. So, Clint. My worst nightmare. Yeah, absolutely.

I need at least a week to prepare for that sort of stuff. to get his anus bleached and stuff first Clint Megan Dan The Edge and He Man Masters of the Universe Giving you the chance to level up So we're searching for one everyday Kiwi

Ready for the Ultimate Transformation The winner will score A massive $5,000 That's one hell of the glass Especially for a dude I feel like for a dude You don't buy some moisturiser Maybe get your hair bleached or something

you know. You and bleaching, man. Yeah. There are a few looking at women, the odd guy who's nominated a man in their life to level them up. Carrie is on 0800 The Edge. Now, Carrie has no idea that his partner Kate has nominated him for this prize.

Morning, Carrie. Morning, Carrie. Morning. How you doing? Hey, good, what do you think your partner would have said in your nomination that you would, use the miniform. Yeah, what does you think you need done to level you up? I mean, self-improvement, be a better husband, but she might have mentioned a hair transplant. Ah, ding, ding, ding. Well done, yes, that is correct. Being on the mind. I mean, it's a risky maneuver. You couldn't do it

for your partner if they're a woman. Like, as Megan I were together, I couldn't nominate her for a glow-up, could you? But is this something that means something to you? Or is, like, that you're like, wow, she thought of me for that because she knows I want it? Or are you going, oh, I'm not. I don't care either way. It's been on my mind for a long time. You know, I'm a pretty confident person, but the hairline has definitely decided to, you know, recede on me in the last few years.

So it's something that's been at the back of the mind. It's something I've considered, but I know, yeah. That's lovely that you've thought of a bit of a mountain to climb financially. Yeah. How much is it to get a hair transplant? It's obviously cheaper in Turkey, or do they just do it better over there? I think it's

Well I think it is a bit cheaper over there But I don't know Less regulated you can do it here But it is close to 8 to 10 I think From what I've heard of anyway God it's expensive isn't it It's a bit of a decent

Yeah like I said mountains climb And I think it is quite a painful process as well From what I've seen online Like it can be No pain no gain Yeah That's what they say Yeah yeah

Like I see it's self improvement Yeah It can be a journey So All right well Mate, you're in the running, and you're not the only person as well that's being nominated for a hair transplant, but that'd get you close.

So best of luck, Kerry. Thank you. Friday, we make the announcement. Awesome. I'll listen in. Thank you so much. Thanks, Mary. Yeah, you do wonder, is it good or bad to be nominated by this by your wife?

I think it's nice. I think she's thinking about you, especially if it's something you've mentioned. I think she knows, she must know what bothers him. You know, and then that way it is nice. She goes, oh, I'd take that off his mind. Adrian from Morinsville, his nominated. himself for a hair transplant in Turkey as well. There's a few people wanting to go to Turkey.

Well, I'm looking at, I'm looking at their prices, and it looks like it's around $1,400 to $8,000. All-inclusive. Well, they would almost get him there. What about this one? I'd like to nominate my partner Hayden for a full chest, stomach and back laser hair removal. Oh, yes.

Okay. Oh, so he has the confidence that. join the kids in the public pool. Bless. Oh, bless him. Yeah, you've got to be careful though if you've got tats. You can't get it done. Some girls like the hairy boys, though.

Oh, God, yeah. My mum, she loves a hairy chest. Does she? And my dad doesn't have one. The fact that you know that. She'd always see a hair chest. You know what I mean? I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't know that my mum likes a hairy chest or not. Really, guns to your head, mum likes a hairy chest or not. You're a 50-50 and lose in your life. No, I think she would. Right. Yeah, you're right. But so maybe it's an older woman.

A boomer thing. They're like a hairy chest. Cheers. All right, we have a podcast that we do alongside this. If you ever want more of your Clint Megandam Fix called Overthinkers. God, there was an embarrassing moment on that podcast yesterday. We replaying it, Dan. Oh, Clint, no, we can't do that because we want people to listen.

We don't want people to tune out. Honestly, this next bit will make you feel very smart. Clint Megandan. This is the Overthinkers podcast. And yesterday, something happened on the show that I think is going to make you listening feel rather smart. The thing I don't understand about playing this is that we're genuinely only doing these to try and get people to start listening. And I think this is very unlistenable. It is.

It shows the lack of brains that Meg has. Okay, well, let's see if Dan is without fault. Meg had an hypothetical question on the podcast that if for every five kilos you put on, you were given $200,000, how much weight? would you choose to put on? Yes. Now, Dan said he would put on 60 kilos. And then I said, cool. So how much money would you get?

If for five kilos you get 200,000, how much money are you getting for 60 kilos? I'm already confused. 400. No. So, okay. Five kilos is... Okay, so if I'm getting five kilos,

so it's double. So 12 times five. Isn't it? What? 120,000. No, 12 times 5. 120, 1,000, 200. 2.25.

2 times 5 is 50, 60,000. This is shockingly bad. Me, 5 kilos is 200,000. So how is 60 kilos? So we need 60, no, we need 60 times 200, okay, don't we? Is that all we need? Yeah, 60 times 2. Okay, so 60.

6 times 2 is 6 times 2. 6 times 2. 6 times 2. I genuinely think this is so bad. 6 times 2 and 12. Okay, now I will say that went on a lot longer than that, and then Dan started getting very angry. Shut up, because you were not stressing me out and redoing me. Go to see you, everybody is yours.

So, let me just think for a minute. Just let me fucking. Sorry, Begg, I did speak to you out of turn there. We're both as thick as one another. You got it in the end. So for anyone playing at home, you work out how many times five kilo goes into 60 kilos, which would be 12. and then you times that by 200,000.

Which is... Oh, Clint. You know what? 2.4 million. Of course it was. And I will say this. If you've ever read the Roll-Dal book, The Twits, Meg and I are Mr. and Mrs. Twit.

Absolutely. Honestly, we're so thick. The both of us. Anyway, I think you can text Overthinkers to 33443. I set that out. Oversinkers to 33-4-3, and it's an extra 20-minute episode that we do outside of this show every day.

And about 18 minutes of it was Dan and Meg trying to work that. Oh, God. It wasn't quite that long. I tried to sell it. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I discovered that Dan, Meg, and quite a few others actually do this. When I thought you were a little crazy when you first brought to the table, I'll be honest, Dan. People that fill a cart with no intention of actually checking any of it out.

Well, look, you kind of, when you're doing it, you're not doing to be like, I'm never going to get this. You're doing to be like, oh, I'll get that, I'll get that. Like, you have the intention. Then you go, I don't have the money for all this. Not like... And then you exit. So different to when you're looking at houses online and you have no and you have no intention of moving and you're looking at houses

that are way outside your budget. In my head I'm like, I want all these things, I can get these things and I go, no, I can't, goodbye. The reason I do it is because ADHD you have this like, I just constantly want to buy money for, to make my brain happy. Buy money. I mean, buy stuff, spend money

to make my brain happy. And so it's like a dopamine hit, but you can get a fraction of that dopamine hit if you just add something to cart. It's not the same. No, sure. But quite often I'll be sitting on there and I'll go, add to cart, and then I'll go to the cart and I've got seven items in there and it's like adding up to like 600 bucks

I can't afford that but at least I had a play. Because I would argue if a parcel was arriving on your door and you don't know what's in it you didn't need it. You're not hanging out going when's that thing arriving you just bought stuff like he said Dan, scratch the itch and then five days later you go what the hell is this? I'm waiting

for some very fancy turmeric to arrive for me. Of course you are. You get such fancy tumouric energy It's called lacadong tumouric it's very good inflammation, Clint. It's like 8%. So is ibuprofen. I can't take that every day. Like I've just gone on to the Hallenstein's website

and just to check if I had stuff. I've got six items in my car already. I've got a cherub engraved ring. A oversized jumper, some oversized jeans. Yeah, good. Some pleated pants. Ooh, pleated pants ten you.

You probably need those. A smart fleck's hoodie. I've never seen you in a pair of pleaded pants. I don't feel like you have like four other peers that would be similar to what you're currently looking at. I like the pleaded pants. So that adds up to $241. It's a week away from payday.

I can't afford it. No. So I'm not going to be... Just get the pants then. Just get the pants. No, but I want the pleated. I want everything else. I want the zip sweater.

I want the gold engraved ring. What's it engraved with? A little cherub. What's a cherub? Like a little baby little thing. I don't care what it's engraved with. It's just gold. It's got a baby engraved into a ring.

Mm. To be honest, I know. But I've never really worn a ring, so I wanted to try it. It was only $10. Meg, what are you going on your car? I've got some Moroccan oil glimmer shine because I feel like my hair's been looking a little dry on the video. Oh, yeah, you need that, yeah.

Yeah, you do, actually. No, I mean, you could get that if you want. Right. No, you said you need that. You need that. I didn't realize you need it. I said you needed pleaded pants as well. Yeah, true, but that feels different for the reason.

I can change the pleated pants. Meg can't change your dry hair. We've got a little life hack as well. We found this out last week. It's been texting and as well, again. If you fill up a car and then leave it, sometimes they email you a discount voucher like 10% or something to come back. I've never had that.

I've yet to have that. I've been trying it all week because I haven't had it either, Dan. Maybe it's, yeah, it's just a certain thing that some stores do and some don't, but worth a go. Here's the thing. Why don't you give us a call? Oh, 800 of the edge. Yeah. Tell us what you've got in your cart right now.

Uh-huh. And hey, there's a chance. I might be feeling generous. Not with your money. Well, not with my money, but there is a little button next to me. A little bit, certain thing we call the book. boost button that I could press and it's not going to pay for your items but it will give you

what $500 of Woolworth's Yeah so you can fill your literal cart in store at Woolworth and check out for free and then you can use that money that you would have spent on groceries To pay for you. You tell us what's in your car and then we'll let you know if you actually really do need it or not because sometimes you just need a little push

to the checkout and other times you need a little bit of guidance to be like babe don't waste your money on that you don't need it That's a little segment we like to call We're in a car busters I'm trying to find a way and to tell you guys we don't need the intro again

Oh we do big That's the name of the segment I went under the edge The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast Card Busters Oh god Oh I'm glad I'm not in that part actually Yeah I cut you out

Thanks man Actually What you want it out I said no come around She's like Oh I did say thank you I'm glad to be out of that

Yeah So if you have a full car And you need Convincing on what you should shouldn't purchase, where the people would have come to. Yeah, if you're like Meg and I, you're just like a bit of play shopping. You put things into the cart, but don't pay for them. Yeah, we'll give you permission.

It's got to Emma. Hey, Emma. Good morning. How are you guys? Yeah, good, Emma. Now, I have got the boost button right next to me. $500 worth of all this vouchers for the best. Whoa, that's a big, that's a big task for you, isn't it? And I can only press it once. Okay, so what are you got in your car?

So, I'm going to Eurozone. summer in two weeks and one of my favourite clothing brands has just released 40% off so I've got about $2,000 worth of clothes but 40% off it's basically free at this point oh yeah what is 40% off $2,000 have you done the maths uh 200 times for 800 800 off yeah well done $1,200 for two grand's worth of stuff I don't even know if that's correct but I'm clapping yeah you're going to be able to $12,000, sorry, $1,200 worth of things in a suitcase to go to Euro summer. It feels like a lot of clothes. Yeah, it's perfect.

It's clothes, shoes, accessories. Like, you can only be hot and young in Europe once, you know. So this is the summer to do it. Well, I think do it, Emma. Get the things in your car. Boom! All right, well, I'm not sure about the car. You go buy it, don't buy it, but you will have a $500 Woolworth's voucher to go fill your car.

Hey, Ginearis Oh my God, thank you guys so much That's unbelievable You're so welcome, man Have the best time Very few people get to do that O-E thing And I think it'll be an absolute core memory

Time of your life Now let's go to Sarah But unfortunately I can't award you Another $500 But what's in your cart Sarah? I have a couple of pairs of jeans With just jeans

I've lost 15 kilos And my skinny jeans Are now kind of baggy jeans But I'm still kind of like Should I buy the mutual waist a bit longer? Did you just say you lost 16 kilos? Good on you. Yeah, doing what?

Wow. Just exercise, clean eating. Yeah. I'll be on you. Okay, well, yeah, no, I see where you were, I lost a bit of weight before I gave, before I got pregnant with Miller, I know what you mean where you sit there and go, nothing fits now, but I don't really want to spend money because if I lose more weight, then I just bought jeans.

But, you know, I still think you need to wear clothes that fit you. Yeah. Yeah. You can buy it cheap. get a cheapy pair for the interim, you know? Oh, you know what, Siri, you've caught me on a weak moment. Stuff up. Set the button as well, which means you also have a $500 voucher go to Woolwood

so you can get your clean, eating stuff and also get yourselves a pair of pants with the money that you saved. Maybe a pair of shodky biscuit, too. Sure yourself. Nice. Okay, me, can you take the button back? Let's go one more. San is going to get us in trouble.

Oh, come on, one more. Check the app every Monday. boost before you shop to maximize points and you can turn 2,000 points into a $15 dollar voucher. We did this with your mum yesterday, Clint. Oh yeah, the fun little viral game. Guess what? This is honestly the scariest thing because they can say

anything. You can say, you can do this with your mom, your partner, but you just go guess what? And whatever they guess, you go, yep. And then they just keep guessing and you keep going, yep, and it's a real insight to what they think of you. When it's in private, it's just a fun game. But when it's... When you play it out of it, you're not so fun. You could be like, oh, is Meg finally leaving?

Thank gone. Like me. Like me. Guys would always be. Candle kid lines coming up in three and then we'll get to mix guess what with her mum next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Give us go if you want to.

It's gone viral at the moment. Just hit up your mum, your partner, whoever it might be and just go, hey, guess what? And then whatever they come up with, you continue to agree and go, yep, you got it. Meg's up. Yeah, I rang my mum yesterday, got my husband to record it on his phone while I rang her because if I was to ring it through this line that we have at studio should, you know, smell a rat. I went for the happy and I think we ended up with a very wholesome. You guys would just sit there and think it's really supportive and wholesome.

It's not very, I think, entertaining. I wanted her to give me some scandal about Clint or something. I know. If I had said something, it may be toned it in a different way. We would have gone somewhere more scandalous. It makes me think, Clint, that she's nervous that her mom would say something about you or I. True, because why would that even be a possibility? Why would you go positive?

Not about you guys, I'm worried that she would say something about work. I just think, so I'm just, yeah, I went for the happy answer. Let's see what your mum came up with, and Meg obviously has to continue to just say, yep, yep, which then spurs them on thinking that they've absolutely nailed it out of the bloom. Oh, my sweet mum. Guess what? Guess. Guess?

You'll get it, you'll get it. You'll get it. Well, I think you'll get it. Guess. With you, with... Yep, yep. Painting? Yes?

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Which one? Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yep. Yes. Oh, sweetheart. That's amazing. I'm so happy for you. Thanks, bum. Right.

Oh. Even I liked that painting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just thought I want to let you know. Thank you, sweetheart. Okay.

That's really, really good. I'm very proud of you. Love you. Bye. Hi. So sweet. I'm not sure. Lie, though, it was a bit me.

Son did you have to call her up and be like, hey, Mum, yeah, I didn't sell that painting. That was just a bit of a gag. She was like, what? We're a gag. I left it a day. I don't know why I would sell a painting of my cat that had passed away, but please her, I'm thinking. She's like, well, me must be really harder. She needed the money.

Right? That's your favourite painting. So some random person put a picture of your cat that's died. I don't know. I don't know. Who knows why our mum's do what they do something. God, please her. lovely. I just thought it was

really nice of how, like, so supportive she was that she thinks I could. Next time you call your mom, your old man, or whatever, just give it a go. Hey, guess what? And just see what they come up with, God, it's funny. Sometimes you have to problem a bit more, like, go guess, and they go, no, what? You know, guess. Honestly, you'll get it.

You'll get it. Just guess. Because, God, it could be anything. Just don't do it in front of people, because it's risky. And it is, it is a real insight to what they think of you. All right, Dan, your turn next week. Well, I will say this. I've already recorded my mum. Oh really? I did it a person because she was looking after my son

and I put a recorder on. Yeah. Where we went with her guesses will shock you to the point where I was like, what the hell? How did you even think that this was a possibility? It's got to do with you Meg. No, it doesn't. She gave you a very different career

to what you're in now. Wow. She thinks I'm leaving Julie. I would stay on to worse things as well. Oh my God. That's so funny. All right, next on the show, you may have seen the videos doing the rounds on social media. So embarrassing if this were you.

You'd want it absolutely erased from the internet ASAP. This is Bella, who's on a TV show that's on Disney Plus called Love Overboard. I hate cleaning up after people. Why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than... I swear to God if it's real cleaning, I can't even... Right, Bella joins us next to see if she still stands by that meltdown or she's rather embarrassed now that it's seen the lighter day. She sounds like a nightmare.

She did say she wanted her mommy. Can we get her her mommy? She joins us next. Clint Megadden. Let's go. Producer Carl's guest quest. Yeah, we gave producer Carl a quest to get a certain type of guest on yesterday. He's turned it around in 24 hours.

Thank you, Dr. Carl. He is. He's the best in the game, yeah. He was especially the best in 2016. Is that when you won your Radio Award? Yeah, as we a while ago. That was where I peaked.

Had hair back then as well? Wow, 10 years ago. God, here, successful. It's been a slowed downhill slide since then, isn't it? At least he's got one, though, eh, boys? Yeah, exactly. Disney Plus, if you want to watch Love Overboard, this is from that TV show.

It's a clip that's going viral because Bella, when she found out that if you weren't paired up in a couple and you were a single, then you actually became part of a crew on the ship rather than sunning around waiting for cocktails. I hate cleaning up after people. Why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than...

I swear to God if it's real cleaning, I can't even clean my room. No, you... I can't handle people when they cry. Ah! It's so bad. I don't. This whole room is so bad.

I got. I love that. Like, when you hear somebody who's all over here, you just hear the moan of like, I know. It's an iconic crash out, is it? Like a full mountdown. Yeah, and the idea of cleaning up after other people.

So, God, does she stand by her? Is she crazy embarrassed by her? I guess we'll find out because she joins us on the show this morning. Hello. Hey. Better than you, it seems. Yeah, she might be okay now, Clint. Bella, what feelings conjure up now for you when you see that clip doing the rounds on the internet still?

Oh, my God. Gosh, I think now I'm so numb. I'm like who, I don't know who that is. Really? I don't want to keep sending me this person. Yeah, I'm kind of detached. Wow, so do you look at that, do you stand by it though? You don't clean, you don't clean, especially you don't clean after people that are at least sexy than you?

Correct. Correct. And you know, I have the same mantra. Nobody thinks about, like, the dysregulation that goes into filming. And, like, I was going crazy up in there. Like, you get stirred. crazy in the hotel before you even get on the yacht

and then you're now getting on a show with all these very beautiful beautiful beautiful people when was the last time for instance you picked up a vacuum cleaner I'm not gonna lie guys I don't do that what do you mean you don't do that what do you mean who does it

who do you mean okay okay actually I feel like I've never gotten into like the whole cleaning thing none of us already into it. We do it because we have to. You knew the premise of the show going on,

Love Overboard. No. Oh, you did. What did you think you were getting your stuff into? I thought, and this is what was sold to all of us, is that we were just going on a boat party vacation with hot people. Like that's it. Right.

Okay, so now we can appreciate your devastation when you find out those that are single and Aunt paired up have to clean after the couples. Toilets and bed. Can I ask you, though, how clean is you're like where do you live? You're an apartment. Look around now. Yeah, are you home right now? Is it filthy?

I'm home and you guys would, like, have a heart attack. Oh, my gosh. Okay, what's the thing? If you were to put your left hand out right now and grab something off the floor that wasn't meant to be there, what is it? Oh, it's, okay, it's the syringe from the cat medicine. It's been, palpable. I love, Bella.

Get a vacuum cleaner and a mop. God, you're lucky. You're pretty Bella. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thanks, Bella. Bye. Bye.

Thanks, babe. All right, if you do want to check it out, love overboard Disney Plus, that's Bella. I'm not sure how she does. I don't want to spoil up for anyone. She's a good sort, though, isn't she? Apart from the cleaning.

Yeah, we'd love to talk filthy friends. Do you have one, flatmate, partner? Where are you just like, oh, you think that's bad? Wait till you hear this story. It's usually people you've flatted with, eh? Yeah, you really know intimately what they're like. Could never.

Or their car maybe. Yeah. We've got a person I won't name him, but he used to work here. He had mushrooms growing out of the seat of his car. Who would have that? The passenger seat of his car was so messy. That's disgusting. Really gross.

Interesting, because I was waiting to see if Meg would throw stones or not. Meg is the only friend that I have that has had plants growing out of the upholstery. Actually, how moisture the car was. That was disgusting. Look. It's kind of cool, though. It's pretty now because it was really, it was getting long. No, a plant growing out of you.

It's bad. Look. At what? No, I've got nothing. I don't keep thinking. I'm trying to think of something how I can defend myself with that. It was...

How did I get that wet and moist inside? I think the ceiling had gone around the doors. That's foul. You're disgusting. Okay, filthy friends. What do you got? 0-800 at the edge. Look at our must-see movies to give away before we hit 8 o'clock.

Clint McGinn Dan. Look, you're on the edge. Clint McGon Dan. Stinky Bid. Clint McGon, we're talking filthy friends. We just had Bella on from the TV show Love Overboard on Disney Plus. She is filthy.

Never vacuums. She said her house is disgusting. We want to know if you can rival her. This one is gross. For me, where is it? My friend leaves wet washing in the machine for so long

every time it comes out smelling worse than when it went out. I actually hate that smell so much. It is the bane of my existence. If there is even a whip of that smell that has been left in the washer too long, I can't handle it.

Some of these texts are foul. Can I read some? Yeah. I'm coming through with the... Ruby, disgusting. I drank out of a mouldy coffee cup for three weeks because I was too lazy to get a clean one. Honestly, that is pathetic.

Really? This one's bad. This one from Natalie. My flatmate used to fry fish every night and pour the oil down the kitchen sink. Big no-no with oil. We thought it was the plumbing that was broken until the landlord pulled out a solid fish grease tube the size of a rugby ball.

from the plumbing. Rugby ball, bloody. A fish grease tube. My flight may used to leave his own crap in the toilet. Look, I also want to do a little shout out to the people that are struggling with their mental health. I know that being, having a mess can be something in a sign of being depressed. So we're not talking about those situations. You know what I mean?

But sometimes it's not as well. We're talking about the people that know what they're doing and just can't be bothered. And they're perfectly well. because I don't want to shame anyone that's going through that. Someone else had a bed frame that was larger than the mattress, and so with the gap, that's where they stored all their rubbish in their plates. Like it was a dishwasher and they were stacking their plates, but of course your bed doesn't wash dishes.

It just stores them. There's no excuse for that. It's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's go to Tiffany. Hey, Tiffany. Hi. Hi, we're talking about the filthy friends. Yep, I have a friend who was due to have a baby,

and I went to her house. and there was caps on the bench that were growing mulled. There was little mushrooms growing in the shower. I just went through and cleaned her whole house. Oh, you're a good person. An amazing friend to do that. I would never do that. Wow.

Oh, I couldn't leave it. You are a village for that one person. Have you gone back to... Did it just get out of hand? Is it kept tidy now, or you don't know? Just it just got too much. Yeah. But out of hand.

Yeah. Oh, you're a really good friend to me. Oh my God. I could not clean mushrooms from someone else's shower. You wouldn't do that for me? Absolutely not, Meg. Tiff, legends aren't born the forged.

Masters of the Universe exclusively in Cinema's June 4th will send you a double pass. Thank you. You're so welcome. Clint, would you do it for me if she was like I've got mushrooms growing in my shower? No. Guys, you should be freed. You know that both of you?

You know, I'd pay someone to go around and do it. Okay, well that's fine. That's fine. Because I don't want the shine to come off of how I view you. Thank you, Clint. by seeing the dark side of you because in my eyes, pretty sparkly clean.

Thank you, Clint. I'll take that. Naomi, morning. Morning. Morning. Your sister fled with the guy who did what? So he, despite being a couple of steps from the bathroom, would pee into like 1.5 litre bowls of coke.

And he had... And then when he did... What do you do with them? He doesn't. He doesn't. Dozens? Dozens? Yes.

Wait, so he wasn't camping, because I've done that before. Were you peeing a bottle because you don't want to get up in the middle of night because it's freezing and go all the way to the toilet block? You've done that? Yeah, not with a 1.5-liter-bottle of Coke, though. Oh, like, what, a Gatorade or a pre-mo? Can I just ask a little bit knowing about this person? Was he, like, did he have a job and stuff and he was going to work and all that?

Like, he was an upstanding citizen? He was a teacher. He was teaching children Isn't a very good one to the fear Oh no I would have guessed that And the other crazy thing is like You know if he's got 12 bottles Unless he's got really good at pinching it off

Because you can't stop once you've started It stinks That's just a quite doma-dama My gosh Oh my gosh I got thinking about it Oh yucky yucky yucky yucky yucky There's so many of these coming through

There's some very messy people out there I mean he probably takes the cake That guy that was peeing in bottles Yeah especially because he wasn't just emptying him full, he'd just get another bottle. Yeah. Oh, it's Faroe-Az. My stupid sister and her boyfriend leave the dishes in their rooms. There's mould all over them.

Stacks of plates and cups. Mum just buys the new dinner sets. Oh my God, that's enabling them. That's enabling. She's the bad one. The mum's enabling it. Mom's an enabler. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

It's going to be a big half hour next. Oh, yeah. Take a job for a life. We're going to be paying for something that you've asked for. And it's a goodie. It's a big one today. And hook the musical. Who will be auditioning.

first for lead. Will it be Dan or will it be myself? We need a jury of our peers to decide. It's the musical I wrote when I was a 15 year old boy. Meg's adapted it. The screenplay is 10% hers, 90% mine. Yes, it is. I'll give you a little bit of tease between Dan's and mine. Here you go.

And? Oh my God. Dogs. Clint, Megan Dan. Take the edge off. Take the edge off You could be winning whatever you need to take the edge off. Okay, you've got to answer to take the edge off my life. Otherwise, get it for you, the cash you asked, but we'll go back into the prize board $30,000 for somebody else to win.

Now, you may have heard us play this about a week or so ago, but the guys are randomly pulling different applicants out and it hasn't come up until now. This is the washing machine I'm using now. This is a big 8.5KG washing machine that just broke on me a week ago. It makes this terrible noise every time it rins and spins. Every time. Can you imagine? That sounds like the rubbish truck that comes to my house and puts the rubbish in, you know,

crushes the compactor. That's what that sounds like. All right, well, let's see if she answers. She wants some cash to a new washing machine. God, imagine if she doesn't. Come on, answer. Pack the edge off my life. Yes.

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. We heard that washing machine. We thought, my God, that we just can't let her go on with that. So you were looking for some money to replace it? Yes, I am. Definitely.

It's terrible. we've got the laundry downstairs in the basement, and we can hear it all the way up inside the house every time it rins and sounds. How long has it been doing that sound? Oh, well, the thing is that I had my original wish machine, which just randomly stopped working, and that noisy machine had been left in the house, and I moved in five years ago,

so I didn't have a wash machine, couldn't afford to replace it, so I decided to give that one a whirl or where I'll see if it worked, and it was working fine, until it got to the rinse and spin and I was like oh my gosh but it was still working so it's probably been about four weeks

Yeah that's the thing when it still works Yeah exactly it does your job Turn it on and leave the house The neighbours are like There it is again what is that? Where is that coming from? Instead of putting just the money towards getting a new one We're going to go one better morning Kylie

Morning guys Now Kylie you work for an incredible company company, which is what? I work for LG. LG. So you might have heard us we could go playing the sound

of Janine's washing machine and we're like, hey guys, we've got to be able to do something. So what's the plan? So I spoke to our marketing team and we have all together and we've got a 9-kilow front loader from our new laundry range.

What are you? Oh, wow, thank you. That's amazing. Wow. This is a very fancy washing machine. Yeah, it's $1,199 the retail on these things. Janine. Wow, that's amazing.

Thank you so much. And Janine, I've been told it's much quieter. Yeah. Thank goodness. Yeah, and it's got, and also the LG front loader washing machines, they have AI in them now. It's incredible. Meag will be into that.

I'm really happy about it now. Yeah, if washing laundry wasn't easy enough, that made it even easier now. Yeah, well. So, Janine, you're going to have absolutely top of the line algae washing machine in your house ASAP. Well, thank you so much. I'm going to come over to your house, Janine,

and get my clothes washed by AI. She said, didn't eat it, so it might be a little hard for your dad. Oh, bugger. And Kylie, thank you for a listen to the show and then being proactive and hitting up LG and getting that done for us. Dan to go and do the install for her but because she's in Dunedin I think that was a bit hard

I don't think Dan would be able to do the install at all You'd be shit out of like me Kylie Yeah yeah Dan actually I'd pay money to see Dan try to install The washing machine Yeah That's Kylie Kyle I used to go to school together

Did you? Yeah She's so cool Isn't like crazy you can start the washer via your smartphone Yeah That's where I want my AI to be I want my AI to be in washing machines and dries and stuff, not in like my movies and my articles.

You know what I mean? Stick to those things. Go and like wash my clothes. All right, next. The life and times of Captain James Hook and the people of Neverland. Who's going to play the lead? I'm so excited to do this. One thing about our show is when we do something,

whether we want to or not, whether it scares us or not, we don't do things by halves. and we all commit. And even though Clint, I know you don't want to be in the stupid production, but you know you're going to be. So I know you're going to take the audition seriously

because that's what you do and that's why I like you. Yeah, it's a production that I wrote when I was 15 years old. We found the script, the screenplay, whatever you like to call it in my mum's attic. Megas put some finishing touches on it. It's happening.

Yeah, next month. Yeah, it's happening next month. Who will audition for Hook First? Who would you like to see you take to the stage? Myself or Mr. Dan Webby, if you'd like to be on the jury, 0800 the years. Please, I need your involvement on the audition.

So call us 100 at the edge to start texting as well. Who should go first, Dan or Clint? Clint, don't call me, Dan, Webby. Call me. Captain James Hook. I don't think I will. No, yeah, I'm not going to give that too. Play a song.

It's already playing. Righty who then. Captain Hook. Tell you who. It's dead. Clint, Megan Dan. No, Olivia Rodrigo. Sorry.

Wow. 17 past 8. Sorry, maybe I am. little nervous. Dan and I auditioning for the lead role in a musical. Look, this will get you up to speed if you've missed the last few days better. While rummaging through the boxes in Dan's mum's basement,

found was not only a Dan's diary, but a musical written by the young virgin. And now, much to the disdain of the adult Dan, Meg is making nightmares come true and bringing the production to life for one night only. What, we can't do the show. going the show. I've actually already been in talks with theatres that we can hire.

This looks like it's growing legs faster than we've realised. So we're looking at dates in June. Wait, when in June? June's only five days. It's lately June! Well, we are starting auditions and I'm going to kick it off with Hook. It is his show, his story, boys, you're going to be finding it out to be the lead, and I guess

whoever doesn't get the lead will get pad. One of you will audition tomorrow need you both to be prepared. Oh, so we don't know who's going to be going tomorrow. No. The Hook has a better costume. That's probably why I would want the role of hook. and Green Likra. I think you'd look better in Lycra as pan and you're lighter to lift. No, but you know what?

I think you and Lycra would make my night. So we need to find out. We need your vote for who is auditioning today. The other person will audition tomorrow. The person that did auditions today, they sort of set the benchmark, don't they? And the other person can work off what they have done. It is definitely, I think, a disadvantage to go first because then you get to really see, I guess, and work towards the goal tomorrow.

Are you prepared, Clint? Would you say you're prepared? I'm sort of bouncing around between a number of different songs. So I've got about three different ones that I could do. I haven't locked it down yet. Amanda, who are you voting to audition today right now? I've got to vote for Dan. Great.

He needs that. Okay, Dan, going first. Well, you're not voting for him getting it. He's auditioning, like the same as everybody else. First up. I will say that you're sort of, yeah, okay. Boston. I vote for Dan, sorry Clint

Don't be sorry Boston, thank you mate I think they're just thinking that they're voting for me to be hooked but they're just running for me to go first You're voting for you to go first And more tips are coming in Dan unfortunately Well all fortunately you are going to set the bar For the hook auditions

There's one vote for Clint Now I must say We're going to quickly run through what I said to you guys So you'll have to do two lines from the monologue You have to remember them without script Then you have to go into a verse and a song where you have changed the lyrics. I need the word pirate in there.

I need the word hook and the word Peter. Is that all good, Dan? I've done it. I've written a song. Sorry, Dan, carry on. I'm just going to say, I've written a song that is very well known, but I've changed the lyrics. Okay, I'm so glad I didn't go first. I must have missed that last bit,

because in the song that I wrote, I only put the word hook in. I forgot Peter and... No, Hook, Peter and Pirate. Phew, I need a bit more time. Well, then I'm scrapping my Shania Twain number. It was all about... Like how, you know how...

George Wayne. Peter Pan has a really tiny little knife and hook has quite a big sword. So I'm not going to do this. Hook's like we made it. Jesus, thank God. Honestly, mate. If you've done that, we would have laughed you out of here.

Clint. Did you just say hooks like we made it? And that was the only word you changed. Then you just did the rest of the story. song. You said... But I ain't got the giggles. Hooks like we made a think of that.

Just don't look at me. He's gone again. Hooks... Go. Just play a song, bro. You're out of it. Okay? You'll be lucky if you get pan at this way.

You'll get better before the actual show. Please. My God. Okay, Dan, you're up. He's going to be props for it. Looks like we made it. Look how long my sword is, baby. Oh my God.

Don't... It's a 15-year-olds play. We kept in the audience and you'll go, look how long my sorters. Oh, God. Much more harrated than that, which is probably just as well Dan's gone first. Just play a song. I'll work on it.

I think just scrap it completely. I ain't do a sword. No, no, no. What's it's a sword to? What's a shot? I don't think it's his actual sword he's talking about me. All right, Dan's up next. That's all that matters. It's the edge.

Clip Nick and Dan. While rummaging through the boxes in Dan's mum's basement, found was not only a Dan's diary, but a musical written by the young. young virgin. And now, much to the disdain of the adult Dan, Meg is making nightmares come true and bringing the production to life for one night only.

All right. Okay, yeah, we have Hook. The Musical, it's actually a musical monologue written by Dan Weby, adapted by Megan Mansel. It will be happening next month somewhere. And we will all endeavor to take it as seriously as possible. That's the thing. That's why we get nervous,

Because we do try very hard. And Dan is up for his first audition for the main lead role of Hook, which means Clint will be going tomorrow. And that's, I do ask, can you hear me? Yeah. In reverb. I do ask no laughter. Because here's the thing, I've written a very serious song about Hook's, you know, passion for Neverland.

And that's what I asked you to do. And there's an annoyance of Peter Pan, okay? And if you guys laugh, it's going to steal away from the moment. Yeah, I'm not going to laugh. This is going to be the crescendo of the show. Okay. And if there's any laughter, please. just keep it to yourself.

Yeah, well this is just the audition song. This won't be in the actual musical. Dan had to pick a song he thought that encompassed hook, using the words hook, Peter and Pirates. Pirates. Here we go, Dan. First off, you're going to hear a couple of lines from the actual script of Hook

that is going to go live next month. Here we go, Dan. Are you ready? Hit the music, Clinton. Peter looked at me and saw something to break. So before, you judge me, ask him what he took from me. From the day I arrived on this shore.

It's been my whole neverland. And the lost boys will pay for what they took that day. It was much more too much at stake here. As treasure and riches to be found. But with Peter flying high in the Neverland sky, one step at a time. Clint, you're absolutely stuff, ma'am. That was inspiring.

It was amazing. And I, I mean... Put me off just a little bit. I did turn around. But as director and script writer, Dan, you've blown me away, boy. I do feel like over the last 24 hours. You feel like my hook, I must say, but I do have to give Clint the charts that he wants.

Can I just say, I feel just over the last 24 hours, Hook has sort of worked his way inside of me. And I feel just like he's in there now, just constantly. Hook's just in you? Yeah, and so if you give it to Clint, it would just be a drop ball me. That's what I'm going to say. Okay, well, let's go to Louise. Louise, your reactions to Dan's audition for Hook. Oh, I'm saying, Dan, that's what.

Oh, putting that song in the musical. Yeah, I sort of tend to. to agree with you there. Wow. Yeah. I have to do it as a... Oh, yeah, in a little bit of trouble. Do you know what?

I've got a few options. I think I'm going to stay away from... I was going to do... Fill your home tonight. You mean sale you home? I thought it said... I saw it was like a real estate agent. Sell your home.

Jesus, you do need to go back to the drawing board. It's going to sell your home. You can get back. You can get back. Sale. Anyway, I'm doing a different song now. Shut up. Clint.

Megan Dan. Right. Hot hobbies. Yeah, look, this is a list officially from a survey of what women find attractive in men with their hobbies. It's kind of, you sit there and go, oh, it's irrelevant in a way. If a hobby is a hobby and it's fun to you, that's fine. But if you were interested, this is what women find the most attractive. Okay, any guesses? First off, do you want to have a quick guess of what you think number one,

the hottest hobby for? Remote control car racing. Okay, doesn't make the list. Next. Gambling, if you're good at it. Doesn't make the list. Oh, okay. Okay, so a hobby.

Maybe men will find that hot, but this is a sporting one? Like one of those ones, you're like, oh, it's not really a hobby. Oh, yeah, like skydiving. Yeah. Oh, God, you guys, you're thinking about the male gaze, not the female guys. Here we go. Number five, woodworking. Oh, yeah, I get that because they go with their hands.

Shows patience, practical sales, creativity. They can make stuff for the house. Correct. Number four, cooking. Oh, yeah, it's not a hobby. Or baking, highly practical, indicating self-reliance, care, and the ability to contribute to a partnership. I would say cooking's not a hobby.

Number three. playing a musical instrument. Of course. It demonstrates creativity, dedication and passion. Yeah, if you're carrying around a guitar, that makes you look quite. Number two. You have to play it, though. You just got to buy a guitar, clip and rip around your back.

No, the trick is to break one of the bottom strings. Every time someone wants you to play, you go, ah, strings broken. But then I would argue, why have you got it? Why are you wearing it? It just broke it. It just broke when I was playing for the charity down the road. Number two, learning a foreign language, which just signals intelligence, cognitive flexibility,

and ambition and also gets know you want to know about other cultures. I argue again that's not a hobby. And before I get to number one, the rest in the top ten, photography, gardening, painting, writing, and number one,

the most attractive hobby that women find a men, Clint? Reading? Correct, reading. Reading! That's not a hobby. It is. No, it's not.

That is a hobby, reading. Reading books, yeah. I would argue it's not. It often rated as the most attractive shows curiosity, empathy, are challenges in lifelong learning, sorry. Which I agree with this whole list. I think all of those things are very trait of hobbies and men.

And look at it. None of them are like car racing and hunting. Producer Carl? Does the reading thing matter what you're reading? Like a book or is it a pamphlet fine? Pamphlet is fine, Carl, as long as you are consistently reading. Carl reads books, but he only reads the articles. He doesn't look at the pictures.

I just finished the hungry caterpillar. It was awesome. Pottery, Jordan, text and pop. would be up there as well. I think anything that shows creativity, intelligence and... Good with your hands. Good with your hands.

Okay, well, I guess, Dan, you've got to be good with your hands with your sport. I mean, hobby, sorry. Your dexterity has to be pretty good with car racing. In fact, Dan brought his obnoxiously fast and loud remote control car to work on Friday, drove it around the office just before he left, and I was so shocked by the amount of woman

that he pulled from all over the place to come and work. I have to write to record it Hey ladies There's jigs everywhere Just staring at you then Go give him another lap Do you want another lap?

Wow Oh that wasn't Women of all ages Yeah I don't think there's women They find that attractive I think it's just like It's something to watch

So you're not at your desk working Oh like when you see a car crash and you can't help but look at it. Yeah, it's like, what's called Rubbernecking. Yeah. You left so you can't talk. I was in that clip. I'll tell you what, people don't find attractive.

Felting. Okay? I thought you were going to say jealousy. Yeah, true, that's another thing. So you've got two marks against your name there. You're a jealous felter. Okay, well, everyone, you know, everyone has into their own thing. What's the weird thing that you're into and find sexy?

Might not be on the list? I was driving my little remote control car. all over Meg the other day. I was going up and down her face all over her torso and she was loving it weren't you? Not an innuendo it really was the car by the yeah you were ginkling okay she loved her. We're all different that's what makes the world interesting and fun

what is the weird thing that you find sexy and you might be out on your own island with it there's no judgment oh Rebecca's got a good partner she says I've got a carpenter engineer who loves to cook oh tri-factor if he can felt man

Clint Meg and Dan Meg was just telling us the hottest hot for dudes. Number one was reading. Reading, yeah. I couldn't agree more personally of like if a guy knows books, knows what, you know, goes through books quickly, can talk to you about them, discuss them. I think it's very attractive. Clint, you're a reader? Yeah, I'm reading Artemis at the moment, which is... It's a great book. Yeah, the book by the same author as The Martian and Hail Mary, which was out in Cinemis with Ryan Gosling, another great book. Is it a hobby? A lot of people

saying it is. Yeah. And disagreeing with me, I just don't know if reading's a hobby. Well, what's the weird thing that you find sexy? It might be a character, like a trait, or it might be something that somebody does? Like, you guys know I like bunny teeth. Yeah. I really like the two front teeth being longer. That's a real thing for me, and I quite like a large

schnoz. Dan had that, the teeth thing, and then fixed them. Yeah, but they were quite crooked as well, so I got them fixed because of that because I was real self-conscious of them. A lot of people don't care, but I was, so that's why I got them fixed. Sarah, what is the weird thing that you find sexy, whereas most of your peers, Maybe not so much.

In regards to like hunting, maybe fishing as well, just quite primitive, quite self-reliant, and quite connected to nature. So you would not be like Meg, because Meg's very against hunting and fishing. Yeah, we'd be very different women. Vegetarian, you don't want to see like a dude carrying like a bloody boar across his back. So if you saw a photo of Clinter Eye, Sarah,

with a big, like, dead boar on our back, Or, you know, a big steed or something, not a steed. What do you call them, a stag? A stag. I don't know if you've got a dead steed on your back. Go, bring a carry horse, though that might be hot, because you'd have to be pretty strong. That's what you'd sit there and go, yeah, Dan's looking good. Yeah, would you go, man, he's hot.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, nice. Why is the neighbour calling me? Oh, Dan's shot another horse thinking it was a deer. He's hot. I'm just going to, like, horse clubs. I'm just shooting the tame ones. Legends aren't born the forged Master of the Universe exclusively in cinema's June 4th.

We'll get a double pass so you can be one of the first to see it. Thanks, Sarah. Okay, thanks, mate. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. All right. Mia, morning.

What is the random thing that you find attractive? Morning. So first of all, if my partner was sat down reading a book, I think I'd piss myself laughing. Okay, not the kind. Not for you. Not eternal. Right. Okay.

But for my instance, I really like it when hubby is working on his bike or his car and he comes in with dirty hands and it's just like the theme song's playing and it's just like, oh. What if that car was a small one 18th scale remote control car? Is that as hot? No, definitely not. Thank you, Mia. And it's definitely not hot when he gets angry and starts throwing shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not the good thing.

It's like when he nails it and he's like rubbing his hands, covering a green. that thing where he's on one of those like, I guess, what would you call it? It's like one of those like wheelie things that you push yourself out from underneath the car so you don't get, you know... Oh, yeah, anything, man, just, oh. Clint's definitely not hot because he doesn't even know what it's called.

No, but he did try once, wasn't it on your kid's skateboard? It's called a trolley. Yeah, like a wheelie bench thing, yeah, yeah, and you just push out from in there and go, sorry, but what was that? I've almost fixed the diff. Tiffany has texted in saying guys that are into gardening. I would agree with Tiffany there,

I don't know if other people would. It depends on they're gardening. If they're planting like some little grizzalias or something, I'd be like... Grizzalias. Or whatever, I don't see, I don't know. I'm not going to garden. Azaleas. I think that's the evil step twin in Cinderella.

I don't know why they're planting her. Someone else takes in saying, the weird thing, they find sexy redheads. My son really likes a redhead. He says they're really rare. I think he also likes Pokemon. So maybe there's some sort of, you know... Maybe there's a red Pokemon.

He's like, they're rare. Must be saying redheads. I love muscular, shapely. legs. I don't think that's unique. Sort of hobby though either, is it? We didn't say hobbies to be Fetensity of thinking that's just hobbies.

I think we just said, what do you find a tractor? Oh, right. You can't see. Danny, I was the same as you make backwards cap. On my husband. Frontwards cap. Any sort of cap. What's going to be backwards?

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