The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW why would you say that to a women in labour

Episode Date: February 1, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they kick off the morning show with some hilarious and awkward anecdotes. They discuss everything from the pain of navigating a short week to the nail-biting challenge between Clint and Dan at go-karting. Hear embarrassing social interactions, laugh-out-loud moments from the labor room, and the shocking revelation of what Jacob Elordi did on the red carpet. Plus, get an emotional tribute to Catherine O'Hara's legacy and find out what your mom is still doing for you. Don't miss this blend of humor, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments!00:00 Welcome to the Clint Megan Dan Podcast00:20 Morning Banter and Weekend Plans01:30 Throwback Track03:44 Clint's Feature on Stuff.co04:27 House Party Adventures07:07 First Call of the Day10:36 Scandal with Meg14:13 Naughty at 6:4020:56 EZ Money22:37 Sam Ruth's Running Record25:10 What Were You Doing at 16?30:36 Go-Karting Challenge Recap32:47 Listener Feedback and Special Skill Challenge34:23 Celebrity Deaths and Emotional Reactions34:56 Awkward Social Interactions Blind Ranking38:20 Catherine O'Hara Tribute49:49 Jacob Elordi's Red Carpet Gum Incident54:24 Things Your Mom Still Does for You01:02:42 Funny Labor Room Stories

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Start every day the right way. Here on The Edge. It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan. 94. Good morning. One to six. Start nearly because we love it.

Yes, yes, yes. Good morning. Two minutes to six. A short break. week for New Zealand, everyone. Oh yeah, why are you there? Do you guys have plans? Not yet. I actually jumped online and started looking at Airbnbs

and stuff. Like the week of, not a chance. Yeah, no, yeah, no. I don't think that's going to want. I'm going mountain biking with my friend Michael. Are you? Yeah, so he's got an electric bike and he was like, you want to go mountain bike? And I was like, yeah, and he's like, you've got an EV bike. And I said, no, I've just got one of those manual ones.

All right, so you're going to be biking by yourself. He was like, I'll see you later. Yeah, yeah. So if anybody wants to send me a free EV bike, Happy to take. And then old Hannah, oh sorry, not old Hannah, but lovely Hannah. Yeah, her home with the baby. She is, yeah, old and lovely. That's what I say to her.

Yeah, old lovely. You're old, but you're lovely. No one from Nelson listening this morning, I wouldn't have thought. Anniversary Day for you, so an even shorter week. Yeah. Yeah, if you were up already in Nelson, you're a battler. Absolutely battler. The rest of Nelson's sleeping.

Yeah, we'd love to see if you get a Nelson caller for first caller of the day today. I bet we won't, but why would they be up at 6 a year? There's no way. You're sleeping in. All right, we'll get into our 6am throwback track as well if you've got a suggestion. Ping it through 33-443. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful. All right, I suppose this is the playlist, 6am throwback, currently cascade up. This is what the playlist is serving up. Can we do any better? I'm just throwing out this song, just because I thought it would be a banger for a Monday.

I could Google Avedo Levine. I'm sure something's going on. Yeah, that's probably not actually. But, yeah. I mean, a couple of options, but they're good. Yeah. But I raise you. a couple of Russian lesbians.

Okay, let me think, oh, it's got to be tattoo. Tattoo. Yeah, the song was released in 2003 on this day. Oh, I love this. It's a bit whiny, isn't it? You must remember. It was just two girls, like, hooking up, basically. And of the time, back in 2003, it was very.

It was very. Everybody was like, oh, my goodness, me. Oh, my gosh, you've seen two girls' kiss. It was my first time seeing that. No, I don't, I can't say I've ever seen that. You've never seen it? It was like a sexual awakening. Maybe that was in deep in Clint's Crozo period where he was in watching.

Yeah, it must have been. And the other option, on this day, in 1977, Shakira was born. Survive for a Monday. Oh yeah, okay. All right, let's stop mucking around. Cascada, see you later. Is Clint turning down the lesbians?

I've just gone on to the YouTube. Guess what part is the most replayed? Oh, yes, I can imagine. Happy birthday, Shakira. Clint Megadden. Lesh gold. To throwback, Shakira, her birthday today. When do you say she was born?

77. So she's quite old. 77? Older than I thought she would be anyway. She'd be in her, yeah. What's that? She'd been in a lot. Nearly 50s?

Yeah. Yeah. Nearly 50. Jeez, that's in a couple of years. Good on her. She's doing her right. Yeah, she has doing her right, actually. Yeah.

I don't know if you saw this this morning, Meg, but our little friend Clinton here. Oh, our little mate. His maid. He's my stuff. Oh my gosh, I didn't think anything had happened since his TV shows were cancelled. No, no. I don't know if this is for a good reason.

There's a lady that's on there. I don't know her name, but she's, there's a, there's a story on there saying, meet the woman turning millennial friendship struggles into a business. Okay. And then you hit the link. And it's like a carousel of pictures of her trying to make friends with people. Yeah. And if you scroll to the first one, she's trying to make friends with our old, mate, Clint.

So there is. Well, Clint, do you go to her lessons on how to make friends on how to make friends? Is that what this is? Yeah, or he's one of her new friends, I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised. She runs like house parties

for millennials. Well, I guess it's for millennials. It's for anyone, but I guess it's like As you get older, I imagine it's harder to make friends. So rather than just going to a bar and just like standing around and just having a drink, you go to a house party

and she just hires out these houses. So she just invited me to a house party like last year. How do you know her? I don't know, she just messaged me. Because she's making friends. So she goes, oh, Clint doesn't look like he has many friends. I'll get him along. He's a talker.

No, Stan Walker was there. He's not any of these photos. What did you do with this party? Stan Walker was there. So they just pick you up on like a minivan and like Ponsonby or whatever. Sounds weird. And then they drive you out to this like house party. Is it like a house party or is it like nice drinks inside a house?

Yeah, like they had like a nice drinks inside a house. Yeah. They had like proper people making cocktails and stuff. They had a proper bar. And they've just hired out this bogey place. Like I remember they had a sauna inside it. So we're just drinking champagne in the sauna and had a spa if you wanted to jump in there. Do you know?

Someone's house, the bougie house that she rents and then you buy a ticket to the house party and go and party there. And is it to meet celebrities like you, like C-class? I'm just curious. I know, sorry. I mean, it probably is a way for people who just want to like go out and interact and make friends. I like the idea. That article does make it look like I'm struggling to make mates.

When you say they pick you up in a van, do you know the van's coming? Or you're just walking down the road and they put a paper bag over your head and pull you into a van. I get the idea. I get it. It's cool.

I wish it was more like a house party or does it turn into that? Because like house parties are very, you know, not just walking around with like cocktails. Yeah, and then they had like chefs making hors d'oeuvres and stuff and now wandering around.

So it's kind of like house parties are the most fun but people don't necessarily want to host it at their house. Why is the first? Is that a lot of watercaller talk? Well, if you go with enough of your own friends, when you go, then you've got at least a crew,

then you meet other people there after a few bevies. You start chatting away. Why is the photo of you just you with two hot women, just standing there, talking? Was your wife there? So, Brit is in the middle, so I know her. She's quite an influencer. At all the different events, we bump to each other.

And the one in the red, she's the one who runs the events. All right. To her business. Interesting. Oh, that sounds lovely, Clint. I'm good to know you've finally made. friends. Yeah, we have been worried about you.

The fact that you needed to get pulled and kidnapped into a van is an interesting story. But hey, good on you. Yeah, it's fun. You can look out for it. I don't know if it's specifically four millennials, but... Well, they're definitely leaning into you, that's for sure, for the marketing. I don't know if you know about this.

All right, next first call of the day, we did say we give priority to Nelsontonians, celebrating your anniversary day today. So the chances of you even meet up and listening are, are very, very slim. The rest of us, just getting on with it. Exactly. Battling into a four-day work week. Give us a call. Clint needs some friends as well.

Yeah, yeah. This is another way to meet him. Also, you've pissed off anyone who's born in 1970s, Dan. Quite old, in quotes. Seriously, Daniel, that's not old. No, it's not. You're right. It's older. Than me. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky boo. First goal of the day. First goal of the day.

Apparently, I don't know. Someone, I can remember who said it, but said that Siena Spiro is the next Adele. Really? In terms of vocal. I know. No. That feels early. She probably needs about enough eight songs. Hey, don't look at me with those eyes, Meg.

I didn't say it. I think she's very talented. It's funny, like, I think it's a lovely song, and obviously she can sing her chops off, but I don't think she's got what Adele has. No, she doesn't. I don't think so either, but someone said it. Right, who?

So I'm just trying to big the girl up. Okay. Dot is our first call of the day this morning. Morning, Dot. Morning. What a lovely name. I love the name, Dot. Is it sure for Dorothy?

Dorotta. Oh, okay. I would never have guessed that. Oh, it's Polish. That's why you're probably shortened it because everyone goes, sorry again, and then you end up him to spell it. Just like we've done then. Yeah.

You're a support worker. You drive a Toyota wish. You've got one cat named psych, physio. Physio, not psychos. And her favorite thing to do on the weekend is, beer. You're like Clinton. That's his favorite thing.

He doesn't work every day the week. With a packet of chips. That's my go-to. You know, like, I watch Survivor a lot, and they'll have, like, a Survivor auction, and you can bid on food. If you brought out, like, a bowl of chips and a beer, that's me, man. It's been all my money. And, Todd, you're in Nelson, so why are you up early listening to us?

Because I have to go to work. Oh, you're one of those batlers that works through. Because it's Nelson anniversary today. Do you get time and a half And a day in lieu? Yes, I do. Nice. That's good.

So what do you do as a support worker? Probably support people. Oh, shower clients. Mell prep. Take them shopping. A bit of cleaning. Yeah. Also, you'll get to be a stylist some days.

Oh, maybe. That's been fun. A bit of everything. Bit of shopping, bit of showering. Yeah. No, two days are the same. Oh, Dan, I don't think you're selfless enough. No, that's right.

I couldn't do it. I love that you'll make you. I love it. No, you wouldn't. I'll do the shopping, the showering, I'll go, I'll leave that to you. You'd be like, you can go four days. That's normal. You'll wait to someone's covering for me next week.

You can stretch it out, I reckon. Thanks, stop for listening. You have an awesome day in Nelson. Thank you. You'll hold beer, and we'll get a voucher out to you to go spend it store at Zed. You can taste the creamy caramelized banana matcha. Now available at your local Zed. All right.

Very, very sad. Scandal next. Yes. In fact, Dan's wife cried when she found this out over the weekend. I got a little weld up. It affected my whole weekend. Definitely. I don't know.

She's a special lady. I'm guessing you wouldn't have missed it. Catherine O'Hara passed away over the weekend details. Coming up next if you did. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. Machine Gun Kelly had stunned. I think you all like to watch this Clinton full with his best mate Pete Davidson.

in a kind of like garage chat where they're just like drinking and I think possibly smoking something. Pete Davidson is, isn't it? Parts of America gets it's legal. Yeah, exactly. And they just talk about life together. Their best mates, they have been for many, many, many, many years. Way before their fame, I believe even.

And Pete was saying that, because he's a new dad. Pete's a relatively new father. He's got a little baby. Who's he had a kid too? Rando. Well, not a rando, a girl, but you won't know a name. Supermodel. No, not quite.

She'll be stoked to be called a ral. Rando. Yeah, but, you know, I don't think she is a name. He was with Cape Beck and Sale and Ariana Grunner way back. Like his list of women, Kim Kardashian. Yes. It's like pretty. I think she is an actress, but you wouldn't know her name.

Would you bet if you were her, you'd be a bit like, oh, God, I've got a lot to live up to. Kardashian. Yeah. I like a girl. I'll see Hewitt. She's an actress. So he's got a little daughter, Scotty. That was going to be our daughter's name.

Scotty Rose, they named her. And he asked his best. mate for some advice because Machine Gun Kelly has two daughters. Now he's got an older daughter, a teenager, and also a little girl with Megan Fox. And this is what he said. Let go of control and just be your child's biggest cheerleader. Like they're their own captain of their own ship. Well, like, I can try to be like, oh, we're going to go. Like, you should, you know, steer the ship here. You should go there. But like, dude, the waves and the wind is going to take the ship where it's going to take the ship. All I can do as,

a father has realized, okay, I'm not the captain of her ship, but I can do my best to give it the ultimate maintenance so that no matter where that ship is going, she's solid and also to like encourage her not to look back too much and to not look forward too much at where the destination is because you'll miss the dolphins. If you're only looking forward, you'll miss the memories. They're definitely smoking. They're definitely smoking.

Can I add it as well? I asked producer Lily, who's that affiliate at the moment, producer Lily, I said to her, Lily, cut out all the waffle. I said, so she did. Is that cut out? Can I confirm that it's cut? Oh, wow.

Okay. That was more? That's all cut out. Like, there's more. What else? You'll miss the dolphins. Yeah. Yeah.

You're sick. He got so deep. And he got, like, sailing sea, an allergy that it was like, and then she can be a mermaid. and she can just swim all around the ocean as she... You should see Pete's face afterwards he was like, wow.

That was deep, bro. There's like that video that goes around and she's like, don't love your job, job your love. And then that guy goes, that's... I love that. It's good. There's machine's advice

to being a good dad. I mean, if I'm going to take parenting advice, it's not from a man that used to wear a vial of his girlfriend's blood around his neck. I'm just not going to take it from him. If you were dating Megan Foxy, you'd wear a vile of her blood run, did he? Sure. It's interesting.

Good on them, I guess. Yeah, good on him, I guess. Nah, I haven't been the sentiments there. You don't try to be too controlling as a parent and let them find their way. There we go, that's what he could have said. Whether it be at sea or on land. Maybe she does love sailing.

She's just taking it up. We don't know. Yeah, and always look out for dolphins. And icebergs, I'd say. Maybe look out for them more. Kids do bloody love a dolphin. Clint, Megan Dan. It's time to get naughty at 640.

are Dan doing that he says it's not really acceptable to do in public. He's done it at Clint's house and he fantasises about doing it in mind. It's something that I actually think most people do. And if you say you don't do it, then you're a prudent and a liar. Okay. I think I kind of know maybe where you're going. How many people say they don't do it? I have quite a lot of Peter Clinton.

People that talk like this that I'd go, ooh, I'd never do that. It's weird how your voice has changed. Yeah. Is it picking your nose? We're in a pool. Oh, yeah, I've done that Clint's pen 10 times. Many of time at Clintz. But I went to two pool parties over the weekend.

One on Saturday, one on Sunday. It was like, it's that time of year where you go over to people's pools and swim. It wasn't even Clint's. It was another friend of mine. You have friends that had pools? And on Sunday, I went to one on Saturday. I didn't wear in the pool because I said, I'm going to be dub and out. I'm not going to do any whee's in the pool.

And on Sunday I went along and I was busting. Too many beers. I was in there with my son. And there was maybe six other people in there. It was at a friend's place. and I was going to get out. Yeah. And there was a point where I had the argument in my head.

I was going, you know what, get out. But then I'm wet, I've got to dry myself. And I want to get back into the pool. It's so hard to take your dogs off, go where he's wet toilet seat, pull them back off. And the amount of people over a sustained amount of time that actually get out and dry themselves, and you go, oh, you're getting out of the pool. And they go, oh, no, I'm just going to go the bathroom. Never happens.

Yeah, it really is. Never. So everyone is doing it. Yeah. That's what chlorine's for. Oh, I don't know. That's why they put it in the pool. It's a clean.

I do. So what I get worried about, because I don't mind doing it, you know, peeing in somebody's pool, but if there are six other people on the pool, unless it's a very big pool, and if somebody knows that you've weeded in the pool because there's a warm patch.

Do you just play me, son? Yeah. I mean, no one noticed. So if someone had gone, there's a warm patch here, was that you, Dan, I'd go, oh, George, come on, man. Dan would just go for a swim,

like go dive under. I'm just going to go stretch my lungs and my legs. And you trail it behind you. Yeah. And there's that rumor that there's some pools They just have the die in there. That's a wife's tail. Someone needs to have been in pools for years.

It's not real, eh? No, I don't think so. They just say it to scare kids to not do it. Oh, it does exist, but everyone's too cheap to buy it and just says that they have it. But I'd be great to put in the pool and then just, especially when all your mates coming around and no one knows. It's for refreshing to have a friend that has a pool that just knows people, P. You're not getting weird about it, Clint. You just know it.

Someone's text through saying all the people that was at the pool party were, like, feeling sick right now. It wasn't the one on Saturday if you're with me there. That's fine. It was on on Sunday. if you're with me then. Yeah, there was probably me. One, two, three. It was probably five others in the pool at the time.

I don't believe you've got that many friends is what I'm washing. Oh, right, got it. Yeah. Yeah, that makes much. But do you count you as friends as your friends. I would love to do a little poll and be honest. It will keep you anonymous. In fact, it's just for my, you know, I guess sanity.

Just text through, 3343. Do you pee in the pool? Yes or no. One vote here? Yes. So the two out of the three here in this room. And I think the only reason you don't do it, Clint is because you own the pool. Yeah, I'll jump out and I've got a little spot behind the garage when I'll just like, we in there.

Which is actually more disgusting in a way. Yeah, Clint does just go and ween the garden. Yeah, you do, do that. Because I'm hoping I'll leave by example and everybody go, what are you doing there? I'd be doing that by now. Already, letit. Oh, no, I won't say names. But she said yes.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Megan Barley one time shouted it from the bloody rooftops. Did I? I'm peeing in the pool. Oh, I remember peed in the pool. I don't remember telling everybody that's terrible. Yeah, that's like 100 people, just slowly moving further away from me. It's a good way to get a spot.

Everyone was being that pool. You couldn't even see your feet. Maybe if you own a pool, give us a call out of the edge. What are your thoughts on it? Nick and Dan. Dan was admitting earlier that he visited a couple of his friends' places over the weekend with a pool. Yeah. And relieved himself in those pools.

No, just one of them. Oh, okay. Just one of them. Yeah. But I will say this. I didn't think we'd get so many people agreeing with me and doing the same as what I do. Yeah, so we ask for a poll, just yes or no, do you pee in a pool when you're in a pool or not? Fully anonymous. I've counted through all of the results. First, a few texts, though,

your dirty animals simply use the bathroom. That person should not be going to any public pools anytime soon if you think that is gross because it is happening more often than you think. Especially the kids' ones. Somebody said, I will not go to a puddle at pool or pee in a private pool because the chlorine smell that you can smell is urine mixing with chlorine. It's nitrogen chlorine gas. Also when you go to I love that smell when you can smell the chlorine of a public pool. It's actually urine and

fluid. Maybe we've never smelled chlorine before in our lives it would be a very different smell. We just don't know the smell of chlorine and urine together. It is a nice smell though, right? When you go to a pool and you can smell a pool. Well it makes you think it's clean but now I'm going to think that it's the opposite of that. There's a pool that

we go to, maybe I won't throw it under the bus once or twice a year. Oh, and topor? Oh, yes, the toop pool. And as a swim-up bar, it's definitely the to-po one. It's the dope-old one. The amount of alcohol that is consumed in that pool

and the amount of people that are frequenting the bath ain't mathing. And the crazy thing is you can see your feet at the beginning of the, like in the morning and then by late afternoon, you can't see your feet anymore because it's got that murky. Oh, really?

When I was on the Disney cruise, there was like a little kid's pool, which is just for a little, like, and stuff and toddlers, a little small. So there wasn't much water in it, and every, like, 45 minutes, everyone had to get out because they would clean the pool. Not because you could see anything had happened, but I'm guessing that Disney is a very clean, you know,

place and they don't want to take any risks, but they know that people were just peeing in that. So they cleaned it out. I picture it like this. Like, would you stand and pee into the bucket on the side of a pool, and then you imagine then the next guy goes, he pees in the bucket, she pees in the bucket, and then when the bucket's full, empty it into the pool.

Oh, Clint, don't say it like that. That's a horrible thing to say. Yeah. I think it's a rule of thumb get out. The bucket would be all yellowy brown and it's like chocker. Then they just pour it in. I remember realizing at that Disney Cruze and seeing the little baby pool and when they were like cleaning it out, I looked back.

I was like that was a different colour for when I first got in. Right, 75% said yes though. 75% of people said they, yep, they do pee in the pool if they need to go. That's concerning, isn't it? I thought I was the only one. Leave it to me. Let's like, I can do it, no one else. Just because it's okay for me to do.

No, yeah Doesn't surprise me Otherwise, do it in the water slides Why? No or notice Oh, so you're just sliding down weeds instead I don't know if I could do that while I'm sliding What a knife

Because you're just going back in it I'm going up in your face You go Clint Meg and Dan H-EZ money 1 to 7 Good morning

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So I said to everyone before the letter is E, do you feel happy with that? As happy as it can be. Cool, sure. We can't change it. That's where you've got, unfortunately, Matilda. You can do this, though, I reckon. You ready? Okay.

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An occupation. An air doctor. Something that you can drink. E2. An actress. A past. An airline. Pass.

A movie. E.T. A character from the Twilight movies. Oh, my Matilda. You got through eight, but you passed six and seven. Yeah, that is tricky. An actress Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, Emma Thompson, Amelia Clark were a few examples that are written down. I thought an airline Emirates might have been a sit up for you in Matilda.

Damn, I'm so sorry, Matilda. Ironically, you were flying until that question. That's true. It was a good effort. Yeah, back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to play for a grand in hand with easy money. Clint, Megan Dan. An incredible scene, 16-year-old, Sam Ruth, has broken a... running record that has been held by Sir John Walker

since the 80s. I knew as soon as I crossed the line, the reaction from the crowd, the reaction from the press that I had broken the world record. I didn't know I'd run under 350. I reached out to John, not on social media, so I flicked him an email.

He's in his 70s now. He's still alive. New Zealand legend, John. Yeah, just to see how he felt about his record being broken by a 16-year-old over the weekend. Surely it would be only of pride and awe, right? You'd sit there and go, but then would you also

a little bit going, oh, damn. It's a long time for you to hold a record and no one to come close until a 16-year-old kid who's only halfway through high school. Sam Ruth ends up running a sub-350 mile, so a mile's 1.6Ks. He ran it in 348. This is one of his family members

commentating him coming through the last lap. 34888, national record, sub 350. Oh my God Oh, that's unbelievable. Woo! And also, not national, right? Like, world record. You keep saying national record.

Yeah, the fastest record. This year, sorry. And I'm sorry, you keep saying mild, but yeah, Clint, I don't know what a mile is. So it's 1.6Ks, is it? I mean, it's a long way to be sprinting at the... Like, if you watch the video, that he is full, like, massive strides.

Massive strides. So I've messaged his dad Ben, Sam's dad Ben, and he's over in Boston at the time. as well. So I think it's like 11 a.m. 12 o'clock in the afternoon there now. We're trying to get an interview with him so hopefully we might be able to get him on later in the show or early tomorrow. It's a youth world record. There are only 10 men in the world in the history of running the fastest mile that are quicker than him. And they're all be a little bit older than 16. Yeah, I'd imagine. So he's only 16. There's only 10 people in the world faster than him currently.

And if this helps you to get your head around it, the average person typically runs 1.6K at 9 to 12 minutes. And he did it in under 4. In 3.48. So that shows you how fast he's running. It's literally sprinting the entire way around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's mental. I'd love to know on our 800 the edge, what were you doing at 16?

It might have been like... No, Dan, you're out of this one, actually. You just talk Clint and me and anybody else. I'll piss off like you were doing it. anything meaningful. I mean, it might be your greatest achievement, or it might just be the juxtaposition of what Sam's doing

and how mundane and boring and insignificant your life was when you were 16. You can read an excerpt from Dan's diary if you want. You'll know exactly what I was doing when I was 16. Actually, maybe we should. What were you doing at 16, Meg? That you can remember. 16.

15 was when I was like faking, glowing a lip piercing to my lip with super glue. I'm trying to look cool. But I think 16, I was. grown out of that. Were you doing any good runs? Oh, no. Well, no, I don't think so.

I think so. I think I'm an IBS for a wee while, but we're trying to get that under. Were you kinky Texas Ranger on MySpace? That's 15 as well. 15. I'll give it to you. Thanks. All right, what were you doing at 16? That just comes to mind.

Doesn't have to be the greatest thing you've ever done. But when you compare what Sam's up to and what we were doing, it can be kind of embarrassing. Had you found God at that point, Chris? Not yet. Not yet. That's what he was, boy, racine. Yeah, I was taking my car down to Mere Mere and racing it. The Clint Megan Dan podcast.

Sam Ruth just ran the fastest youth record for a 1.6 mile run. He did it in 3 minutes and 48 seconds. Only 10 people in the world have ever done it quicker. And the average person can do it in about 9 to 12 minutes. And that gives you a real kind of insight to how fast that is. We want to know what you were doing at 16. Rebecca was shoplifting from the only two supermarkets in Methven. Brilliant.

And she got trespars from both of them for two years, and she also brought cigarettes to school. So Rebecca's come a long way. Someone else's text in saying, I got arrested for stealing four pairs of stockings from Decker. Probably Rebecca's bestie. I believe to turn your life around. Nathan was playing Mr. Mistophiles and Cats at Funga Day U Theatre.

I played Mr. Mistophiles. Did you? I did. Who was Mr. Mistophiles? You don't know Mr. Mistophiles? He's like the lead cat. I mean, it's the song. Dan, you know what.

I actually don't know. I've never done cats. Is that the movie that Jason DeRullo and James Corden did? And Taylor Swift? I actually liked that movie. I think I was the only person in the whole world. And it bombed, eh? Yeah, God did it tank.

Sarah, what were you doing at 16? I was five fighting. What? Five? Is that even legal? I don't know if I trust the 16. Well, yeah, I guess I trust the 16-year-old more than me that was trained to fight a fire. I don't know what parents would.

How did you become a firefighter at 16? Was it like a volunteer or full-time? Yeah, volunteer. My mum said that the station was in for volunteers and suggested I sign up, so I did. And good thing is minimum wage? Yeah. I mean, it's volunteering, permission.

Yeah. And so did you follow it through? You're still doing it now, or sort of in the past? Yep, yep. I've had a little bit of time off over the years, but I've now done 13 years later. Well, darn, incredible. And your parents were like, yeah, you know what?

Thera should be and we trusted to be going running into fires. That's like a really, I imagine half for parents to sign that their kids should be doing that. Not to mention the things that you'd see and like road accidents and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, no, they were really supportive. Wow. Good on them.

You guys do an incredible job. Very undervalued as FNC as well. We're going to send you a double past the Wethering Heights. It's out in cinema's next Thursday, Jacob DeLaudi and Margot Robby. We saw the movie preview, the premiere. Oh my goodness. It's going to be the biggest group in the world, eh?

Yeah, it's crazy. And also Jacob and Margot both on the show tomorrow morning, 8 o'clock. Chloe, what were you doing at 16? Sorry, my sister's ID is a pubbing. Yeah, whereabouts would you have been? Like, what you say, Wellington. Oh, yes, that's where I was. Probably two little 16-year-olds bumpety.

I would have thrown at you. You would be like, I saw her. She was thrown up into that rubbish bin. That would have been me. That was me. They ever question it? Or was it a pretty good fake? No, it's pretty good, yeah.

Did you ever go to E-Stab? Or am I older than you? Oh, I don't know. Oh, you don't, yeah. I'm showing you age there, me. I know, I know. I know a little bit of East-Ab is the establishment. You used to do $1 wine on a Wednesday.

What that is meant? Oh, yeah. They did, one-dollar wines. You're on Wednesday night. Back in the older days. That's crazy. That's like when your parents say, we used to be able to go to the cinema

and get a chopped off for us. 16 cents. This one's wild. Yeah, one of one. This one's cut from the same jib as you as well, Meg. I was selling cigarettes around the back of science block for $3 a siggy. So thanks for that. That's pretty good.

All those years ago, they were making a mint. Yeah, that is a markup. Wow. What a hell of a markup. Pregnant at 16? Cheese, that's heavy. But I imagine you look back. Yeah, worth it now.

Yeah, wonder how you managed it at 16. Good on you. Meg, you probably had a few. friends in Lower Hut that were probably doing that. No, Clint. They had fake IDs as well. We're having up one dollar wines. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It would mature you very quickly, I think. The wines? No being the team mom. Oh, yeah. The one dollar wines would do the opposite, I'd imagine. The wines, was it, Clint? The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Last week I was challenged to Dan's specialty

skill of go-karting as Meg and Dan just try to embarrass me this year, I guess. You know, that's been our play. isn't it? Yeah, just pull him down. What was that resolution? Just embarrassed clarend.

Yeah. Bring them down as much as we can. And it turned out, yep, there's exactly what happened. Friday morning, if you missed it. The results were a little closer than we all expected. Clint, your best time was 30.856. The fact that she's doing hundreds of a second worries me. Laura is on hold right now, who is going to win $200.

if I take this out. She wins nothing if Clint wins. 30.85, would you say six? 30.856. Okay. Dan. Oh, come on. Your best time was 30.

Point. One, sorry. Well, you know this. How at college has now put me on the notable Illuminai on the wall. Shut up. Because of my big win and the go-carts. No, they haven't.

They haven't. He's still hoping, though. He's still hoping, though. One day. hopefully they'll recognise me. So next week we'll try me at my special skill against you, Clint. This week we need I think more time.

She's not confident, hey? Well it would only be three days, right? Because in theory you have to do it and then we get our results the next day. I started thinking about what I hope Meg doesn't choose as a special skill because I've never beaten, well I don't think I'd have much of a chance. Breastfeeding? Right.

Well, I wasn't very good at that either. Oh, I'm sorry. I stopped after two months. And shock I'm not being the baby. Because I'm the only one that's not taking part of this. Can I just commentate in that one? Pleasing a man. Also better. Shock I'm not being the man.

Out of practice. Catching STOs. Shock I'm not being the guy that catches it. I've never done that before. Right. Okay, well, I've finally done that once here. I guess I am better than you. Oh, well then fine, we won't do it.

Well, okay, I'll go back to the drawing board clip. Our ever the listener, podcast listener, on the other side of the world, Liam and Ireland, he had this to say about the special skill challenge. Like, without any additional, like, high stakes from them. What if Tiger Woods challenged you to around the golf? And it was just, you know, it was all fair. Like, this is ridiculous. And you only beat you by half a second afterwards.

That's, that's mean. So you guys were just, um, shunning on day and over the weekend. He was saying, he was saying. it was mean that you got that close to beating someone at their specialty skill. He said, shouldn't I get, like, a week to practice your specialty skill to see if, with a week's practice, I can actually get close to rivaling you?

Otherwise, I'm just going in cold, never having attempted any of these things before. That's fair. You can practice skinny STI Clint as much as you like for the next week. How about that? I reckon you can do it in less than half a second as well. Also, yuck, Kling. You think that's what I'm telling today.

I'm going to be one of your best friends. She's one of her talents. God. She's got so many others. I was just like, what's me done that I haven't done? No, there is something that I think it will be, but I don't want to put the idea in your head in case it isn't, and then you pivot.

Right. Because I know I will lose at this specific thing if it is your specialty skill. Or is it quickest minestroney made. Yeah, soup making. Felting. Is it felting? It's not felting. It's not felting. Okay.

Well, we'll find out what next week. Wait, so it's not shti. It's not felding. What is it then? Outranges! We chat Catherine O'Hara coming up before 8 o'clock this morning. Passed away at 71. A lot of people teared up, including Dan's wife.

I've never understood this. People that will cry over a celebrity death that they have never interacted with or met in person, ever. Yeah, Hannah's almost as stoic as me. Heart of stone. But yet, this got her. Yeah, I mean, way in early, have you ever cried over a celebrity death before?

which is the one that got you, whether it surprised you or not. Yeah, I've had a couple so I can bring mine up as well. All right, cool. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! All right, Meg has some of the worst social interactions that do happen to some of us from time to time. I've written these down. I've got a big list, but these are five that I've chosen that I thought we could do a blind ranking.

If you don't know what blind ranking is, it means it's a list between one and five, and the boys have to place that from number one being the worst and that could happen to you. Five being like, oh, it's okay. And you have to put them in places between, one to five, well you don't know what's next. As we go through this, it might be good if you could text through. Totally. Help us out as well, 3343 because it is, they're all pretty awkward, if I'm honest.

Okay. Dan probably will have done all five. Yeah, I think most of us have done, like nearly, I would say most of us have experienced this. You're not immune, Clint, just because you think you're cool. The worst one ever. Oh, wait, don't get, okay. Of them seeing an event and some lady I thought was coming in for a hug, so she put her arms up, and so I went and hugged her, and then she,

She did the hug kind of And then as I let her go She reached for something up in the cabinet behind me Yeah I would have thrown up. I didn't want a hug I would have on the spot Okay, so Where would you put between one and five

One being the worst? Five being okay Calling someone you should know by the wrong name You should know them You've met them many times before That's two for me And you say

It's pretty up there Hey Jamie and they go oh no it's It's Melanie So bad Especially if you're in a job like where we're kind of like the face of the radio station and then there's someone from sales that comes in and we don't know their name,

we look like an asshole. I might even put that at one because all the other interactions probably are with strangers, but an interaction with someone you should know is so much worse because you're going to see them again. You have to agree together where we're going to put it in? Let's put it at two because there's going to be worse stuff.

It is up there though. Calling it by name. Okay, next one. Walking into a glass door in front of a full office. Oh, that's funny. I wouldn't mind that. That's embarrassing. What do we think? Five.

We just put that at five. Because you're only really embarrassing yourself. You're not making anyone else feel bad. Oh, I don't know. Everyone turns in last. Are we locking in five? Fine. I think it should be higher.

Accidentally sending a text about someone to that person. One. One. Yes. Oh my God, I've done that before and I'm no longer friends with that person. Thank God we left the top spot open. That's the worst. That is nothing compares to that.

Okay. Imagine. repeatedly not hearing what someone is saying over and over. And then they go, did you hear what they said? Meg does that all the time to me. Sorry, she looks to me and she goes, I wasn't a little to a word you just said.

Yeah, if you don't bring it up, you just sit there and laugh and they go, I don't think they hear what I said. I just said my mum's died. Oh, sorry. I think four, which only leaves us three. Repeating, hearing. And the last one, sitting at number three now

is farting in a public setting without being able to deny it was you. Yeah, fine. Clint does that every day. He's fine with that. He's fine with that. But I think that would make most people if they were in a public setting

if they let one rip, thought it was going to be small or silent and then it's most people's worst nightmare. God, we haven't even mentioned going when's the baby due when they're not pregnant. I've got that on my list. Maybe we can play again another time. Either we could do a top ten.

Just never. The amount of times I said to my wife, please, let's just have some fun with it. Next time they say congratulations, just say what for? And watch them die inside. Just a bit bloated. a big lunch.

Oh man. Catherine O'Hara, sadly, dead at 71. We're going to do a bit of a... Jesus is hell on a pivot clip. It's some... Oh, my, Blake. Give us a bit of a second.

Wow. Look back at some of the most memorable moments as we go back through the body of work that is Catherine's, from Home Alone to Shits Creek. Oh, God. We've lost the legend. And if you've ever cried over a celebrity,

who was it that made such an impact, even though you'd never met them, that it brought you to tears. Oh, 800 the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. St. Trun O'Hara 71 passed away over the weekend. Unless it's been updated,

the last I heard, Meg, was that she passed away from a quick illness. Yeah, they have said complications of something. We don't have full details, but we do know that she had something where her heart was on the other side of her body. All her organs. Yeah, it was all on the other side. But she's, you know, lived a healthy life until then. And she was meant to make an appearance next week for an event.

So this was definitely out of the other. the blue, unfortunately. Yeah, it was a bit of a shock to a lot of people, I think. Because she was only 71. Yeah, I was very young. Yeah, and if the name Catherine O'Hara doesn't instantly put an image in your head, once you hear this, you'll know exactly who we're talking about.

You're my favourite actress ever. Oh, no, seriously, you've been in so many legendary roles. When all is said and done, which one role would you most like to be remembered for? Mother of my children. Take a thousand naked pictures. of yourself now. You may currently think, oh,

I'm too spooky. Or nobody wants to see these tiny boobies. I see. A class grounded in realism. And the Golden Globe goes to Catherine Hera. Hello, what an honor it is to be here at one of America's

most prestigious... That's what family is, Kenneth. People you bad mouth all the time behind their back. Why on the train right up here? I called you a bowling pin with a face... Paradise, I like to call. The town where I currently am... Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.

I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't want to see anybody else either. But I am not a person. My body is just a flesh vessel. For an immortal being whose name, if you heard it, would make you lose your mind. From the first read-through where no one had to fake a laugh, to the final day on set where everyone except me had to hold back their tears. It's an experience I will forever hold dear to my heart.

And I'm proud to be part of their family. Oh, man. She is so legendary in Schitts Creek, Moira. And, yeah, a lot of people got really upset, including Dan's wife, Hannah. Yeah, she got teary. I have to hear in the news. I think, you know how it's affected me over the weekend? I keep thinking, like, 71 is actually so young.

And I think about my parents' age, and I go, oh, man, that's how quickly it can happen. And that's what shocked me. You see these people, and they've got these iconic roles. I mean, she had some of the best catchphrases. in Hollywood. But you forget as well that they have a family in real life and she had two sons. No one can say David the same ever again.

David. And there was talk of a reboot in like a movie of Schitts Creek. That can't happen without Moira. No one can't. No one can shout Kevin any other way? Kevin! You know. And her and McCauley Colkin

the first person I thought of when I saw the news is McCauley Colkin because I know that they were really close. Yeah, has he posted anything he did? He said, you know, like Mama I thought we had more time. Oh. Yeah.

Very sad. And she spoke just recently, like a year or so ago, when he got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She was, like, one of the speakers there and said that she was, like, so proud. It was just, yeah, it's so sad. Yeah. Jody Texton and Echoes, something you said,

Off Here, Dan, Best in Show is one of the best movies ever made. Yeah, if you've ever watched Shitt's Creek, and that's your kind of humor, watch Best in Show. It's like a mockumentary-style movie about show dogs. And she plays one of the people in it. It's very old. Can't wait. Can't wait.

It's very old. Jasmine on 0-800-Each, what is the celebrity that you found yourself crying over and they made more of an impact than you realised? Liam Payne from one direction. Oh, yeah. I mean, you'd been, and a lot of people would be the same. That was a shock when that happened, right? I still remember where I was when I heard the news.

Yeah, I think with that one, it was like, oh, what a, you know, what could have been. How long does the crying last for? Is it just tears initially, Jasmine, when you find out the news? or does it continue on throughout the week? I broke the news to my friends, and we all just started crying, and it lasted for a week. Wow.

Goodness me. But then you have somebody like Kane who says that's like crying over John who passed when you walked past them on a week on a Saturday morning walk. You've never spoken to this person or gotten to know them properly, other people say about them.

But I know, but you get to know them from the characters that they've played, you know? You feel like you know them. It's just so final, eh? I went under the adjoo you can text us 3-3-4-3. Who was the celebrity that made such an impact on your life despite never meeting them that you found yourself like tearing up at the news when they passed?

Someone said Iron Man. I'll cry when Phil Collins goes. I think I'm going to take a week off actually. Oh gosh, yes. A week off there. Oh, week off there. Obviously, no, it's never going to happen. It's Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. If you've ever cried over a celebrity passing, Catherine O'Hara, the last celebrity to pass away, if you missed it over the weekend, 71, from health complications. It was a shock. I think a lot of people didn't expect it to...

I mean, she was only 71. And she was full of life. I did see some footage of her. I think it was at the Golden Globes last year or somewhere, and she looked frail, didn't she? She looked a little more frail. Robin Williams is popping up quite a lot in Princess Diana as well.

I cry when Ozzy Osbourne passed away. Oh, that was only a few months back, eh? Yeah, Sadie. You cry when somebody passed? Yeah, I was a bit teary when Mac Miller passed away. It's terrible. What is it,

what is it do you think when, because obviously you'd never met him, what is it that makes you so emotional when a celebrity passes? I think when someone has music like his, do you feel like you know them? Yeah. You know?

So personal. And they have such an effect on your life sort of thing, your young life. I only said he got into Mac Miller after he had passed when I heard about the news and I started listening and then I just became obsessed with his music and I was like, oh, imagine what he was. been making now if he was still alive?

I know. I know. When we were kids, like, you know, young teenagers, we felt like we grew up with his music when he was sort of a teenager as well. So yeah, pretty sad. Still sad. Yeah, a lot of Heath Ledger coming through as well. I mean, that was

a shock as well, I think. When it's shocking, it's more, it hits you more, right? Yeah, for sure. Legends or shockingly young. Steve Irwin, I can pop it up a few times as well. Let's got a guy, because your one's just a guy. Your husband, guy? I miss chairman of it is.

Morning guy. Hello? Oh yes. Yeah, sir yes. Hello. Oh, no, it's not as Tosh. I was trying to do a fake voice and that's all I can think of.

Yeah, who did you cry over? Hirambe. Brilliant. Now, would we say... Ten years ago, this year. Ten years? You know, the thing is, I actually did cry to Harambe, and I know he became a meme,

but I actually did cry because I was like, I think it's so sad that he had to die because somebody else's stupidity at dropping their kid in his, you know. Yeah, that was sad, wasn't it? It made worldwide news, poor Harambe. Yeah. Oh, God rest of soul.

How long did you cry for, guy? He didn't cry. Oh, I mean, the tears still float. Oh, for God's sake. No. Piss you with the anniversary. It's like it was yesterday. Yeah.

So stupid. One of Mention's Britney Murphy. Ryan Dunn from Jackass. That's right. Oh, Heath Ledger. A lot of people would have cried over. Heath's passing. He mentioned it before.

Clint, thanks for listening. Oh, yeah. Rickman. We both mentioned it. a couple of times. He's been the main source of this break, but thanks for that clip. Thanks for being back in the room.

What about Mac Miller? Has anyone mentioned him? You mentioned him. Princess Diana and a few Michael Jackson's as well. Obviously these people hadn't seen returning or whatever it was in Neverland. The documentary hadn't come out then, right? It came out after his death.

And a lot of his family tried to stop it from happening. There's still a lot of people that even watched that and go, it wasn't him. You know, they're all lying. So I guess, I mean he did have a profound effect on a lot of people musically you can't take that away from him I guess Yep

Yeah True Oh what about Before we wrap up Michael Oh for God's like Okay he's out of control You need another coffee

Actually I need to somehow work out of how to remove the caffeine From me Coming up after A Jacob Alorti was spotted doing something on the red carpet That we think should not be acceptable No Even if you're Jacob. Yeah, even if you're a class celebrity.

Of course, him and Margot, Robbie, both on the show this time tomorrow, just out to 8 o'clock. Robin Williams has just come through. Goody, it, you're going to. All right. Clint, Megan Dan. The H-E-Z. 8 o'clock, Nelson anniversary today,

so you guys get a short, short week. I've been saying Nelsontons, but then someone texting Nalsonians. Nalsonians. Okay, my bad. Apollonians, I didn't think, sounded right, if I mean. It's well in Tonians.

You're right, maybe that's what I'm doing, so it's Nelsonians. Nalsonians. Too many syllables, Clint. Yeah. So they're enjoying a very, very short week. The rest of us still got to put in a four-day effort, which shouldn't be too bad. Let's see if we can give away $1,000 right now. You can practice easy money on the Rove app, but we play for real cash here.

Ten answers. Starting with the letter me gives you in 30 seconds, money's yours. We're going to Wellington this morning, going to Mika. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, Mika. All right. Your letter this morning is G.

G for go, Mika, go. All right, so we got G and G. Words, don't forget that. Okay, best of luck. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question, Mika. Good luck. Okay, give me a colour. Green.

A band. Green day. Something you put in a stir fry. Green beans. A body part. Pass. A TV show with more than three seasons. A past.

A clothing store. Glassens. An award show. Global Ghost. Grammys might have been a sit-of-there-there for you. Yeah, I don't know if the Global Globes are a... Sure. But it was, look, it was a solid effort.

You could tell that you had some help there, which is fine. But sometimes the relaying of the answer from them to you and then you to us slows you down. I mean, mate, you came out of the gate flying with green, green day, green beans. I was like, well, we're going to have to check with the judges. the end of this. I didn't think about that. They're different words, though. I know, I think that's the thing.

If you're using the same word in a different context. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, who knows? Look, I'll be lying if I said it was a great showing, but it was a show, wasn't it? Oh, it was. It was good. It was nice.

All right, back again tomorrow morning. Seven and eight every morning your chance to play for a grand in the hand. Next, we talk Jacob O'Lordie, who this time tomorrow will be on the show. Clint, Megan, Dan. We want to know if, what is your mum? still doing for you? What is your mum still doing for you? Also, you can dobs somebody in if it's your ex or your partner. What is their mum still doing for them? This is because Jacob Allorty was spotted doing something on the red carpet for Wuthering Heights. It's coming out next Thursday.

We have him and Margot Robbie on the show this time tomorrow morning. And we think he could have chosen other ways instead of including his mum to do this one thing. Yeah, now it's not really worth playing the video because it all happens very quickly. It's all very quiet. And he is quite discreet about it, but obviously not discreet enough when you have hundreds of cameras filming your every move on the red carpet. Yeah, so Jacob Alorti was on the red carpet about to keep some photos with Margot

when he realised, I've still got my gum in my mouth. He was chewing it and then he spat it into his hand, gave it to mum, and then mum held on to his gum. And she wasn't like, what's going on? As soon as he spanned his hand, she knew the assignment. She pretended that she was just almost like shaking his hand, like to cupping his hand with her. And then she just slipped it into her hands.

Like they're doing some sort of weird, illegal like deal and then she just holds it sweet as into the pocket. I think my mum would do it for me if I brought her along to the red carpet and she was coming along to the golden globes that's the least she could do. Yeah so oh 100 the edge Texas 3 3343 what is your mum still doing for you getting into that but um Jackie and his mum I do have quite a close relationship he said this about his mum in the past. Who is one person that you call

almost every day? I call my mum probably three times a day I would say three four times a day My mum is a saint. She's my best friend in the world. And I would be completely at sea without her. Oh, goals, goals, goals. Yeah. I wanted to put this to the test just in the last five minutes.

I went out into the office with a piece of chewing gum in my mouth chewing. And there's a guy by the name here of Jack Honeybone, who I look to as my mum of work. Well, ooh, you've never said that before. But he is a second boss. Like, he's the two I see sort of vibe. He's middle management. I think we'd be higher up the food chain than him.

No, I don't think so at all. And I thought I'd throw the dice, see what we got. And, yeah, I just went out and tried spitting the gum into his hand to see how I went. Good morning, Jack. Good morning, how are you? Good weekend? Yeah, what are you doing? Right now?

Yeah. Just putting the radio back together. Oh, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Just needed you to hold that because I'm about to go back on here. Brilliant. If you could just get rid of that? Yeah. Thanks.

Ah, well, it worked. Love the work you're doing, by the way. Great music. Oh, such a bell. Jack's now sitting in the bin. I don't know. Is he still holding it? Sorry, Jack.

I threw it at the window and out it's stuck. Yuck. Well, that's not on me, to be fair. You should have put that in the bin. It's interesting, Jane, to your reaction, though. You said, no problem, I think. Or, like, you just went along with it. Do you think there'd be anybody that could do that you'd say,

hey, no, don't, that's disgusting? Or would you just, it's just so odd. It's so strange. You're right. You would just go, you'd just go. Yeah, sweet. And then as you walked away, I went, what is it wrong with this guy? Yeah, no, I'm sorry about that.

I really apologise. Because it's the last thing you expect anyone to do when it does happen to you on the spot. You don't react how you will the second time. Yeah, no, it was just very strange. And a massive piece of gum. Where did you get that from? It was two bits of extra, and they were minty. Okay.

But it's always good to know he's there for helping her. What is your mum still doing for you? Or what is mum still doing for somebody that you know, given you can top them in as well. We're getting into it next. It is funny when you're grown or you find out like, you know, if you've got a mate who's real mama's boy,

still dropping the laundry off the laundry. Oh, laundry, there'll be some doing laundry. Absolutely. Oh, God, you're paying the bills. Cancelain appointments. Thanks, Mum. Oh, yeah, your home does that. Yeah, still paying like your health insurance, you know, when you're 47.

Yeah, you know. Yeah, I was leaching off mum's Netflix account still only until probably like three or four months ago. Is someone's mom coming over and vacuuming their house? Nah. There will be. Surely not. Clint Megan Dan.

Jacob Allorty, spitting out his gum into his hand on a red carpet and then putting it in his mum's hand and she tries to hide it so that he doesn't have to take photos with gum in his mouth. He will be on the show with Magarobby this time tomorrow. He seems like the kind of guy that would keep the gum in his mouth and just chew it.

Swallow it, man. It's a myth. It doesn't stay in your guts for seven years. Just swallow the gum. Yeah, we wish we kind of could have asked him about that, you know, I imagine, but it's probably going to be awful of it. What is your mum still doing for you? You can text us or call us. Oh, 800 of the edge.

Lots of texts coming in, maybe not calls. Yeah, my mum is a massage therapist, and she gives me a free treatment every second Wednesday. I don't know if I could do that if my mum was a massage therapist. Why? Because you get, like, full nude, don't you? Like, half nude. But it's just a massage.

There's nothing weird about it, nothing sexual. Well, I would imagine if it's your mum, you probably wouldn't get full nude. Ideally, you'd stay in your boxes. Maybe I'll be like, this time I'm leaving my boxes off. Um, um, um, um, um, mom helps me when I need to break up with a girl and drafts the message. She says we'll make them less crazy. You're pathetic. That needs to stop.

That is hilarious. Imagine if you got a text from a dude's mum. No, I think, I think with their husband, they, the mum writes the message for the guy. Like, hey, Dan here, like pretending to be you. Yeah. Slightly better, but still weird. This one, my mum meal preps my lunches for the week and then drops them off to the building. So every Monday and Wednesday, I'm 36.

I'm a, I know a 21-year-old who lives. away from home but comes home every week and with his washing and his mom sent him home Sunday with dinners for the week and the washing done. That's similar to this one my mum does. Lorraine's washing service for me and my two siblings were all in our mid-20s. Bless Lorraine. Oh, Samantha's good. Let's go to Samantha. The morning, Samantha. Good morning, how are you?

Yeah, what's your mum still doing for you? I moved from South Africa and New Zealand. I got married and I had my two kids and she still phones me every morning to make sure I'm up for work. Wait, like a wake-up call you. Sam, you're up, and you go, I am now, thanks, Mom. And then she... Yeah, I'm usually up already, and then she'll be like, oh, I'm just checking that you're getting ready for work.

Wait, so she's still in South Africa over the other side of the world and she's calling you to make sure you're up. Exactly. When you wake up, generally, what's the time difference? What time is it for her in South Africa? It's her 11 hours difference, so she's usually getting ready for bed. That's hilarious. She's great.

You must be very bad at waking up. That's all I have to say, so. And Tiffany's called as well. Watch your mum do. and Tiff? Hi, my mum takes money from my wages each week for a savings account. And then if I want to go and buy something that I don't really need, I always ask her first. Wow, can we ask how old you are?

36. Oh my God. Okay, wait, what's the last thing you called her and asked her if you could buy? That's a good question. A kitten, which I'm actually picking up on the weekend. She's like, I'll allow that. I'll allow that one. Are you single Tiffany or have you got a partner?

No, I have a partner and I have two kids. And what does he think of this situation? I guess if it works for you. Oh, he's probably... It works. It's fine. How much money does your mum take out of your spending or out of your wages and puts it into a forced savings for you?

I give her $50 a week. Jeez, that's quite a bit. And what happens when your kids get to the age that they're the ones that are like, Mom, can you do our savings for us? Does Nana do them as well? they can just go through Nana Okay, sorry, funny if I was your mom

I'd be skimming a little bit off the top, eh? Yeah, your payment. Yeah, $10 a week, just for the admin. Yeah, imagine that. After like 20 years have given your mum money, you find that she's got a gambling problem and none of it exists.

Yeah. My mum wiped my bum when I broke both my collar bones in a dirt bike accident. Oh, anyone but my mum. No. What are you talking about? No.

Thank you. Mettern available, Clint. coming. We've got Scandal coming up next. Charlie XX did the lie detector test. I've got it for you guys coming up. I love those. We've tried so hard to get one of those in Studio A.

It's just impossible. Yeah. Even the lie detector guys don't want to do it because they're like scared, something will come out. Yeah. Well, they think we're making a mockery of their... The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Scandal with Meg.

Treat your team to cater station over at caterstation. com.com.com. Charlie XX has done the lie detector text with, it's a vanity fair, I think. And, yeah, it's a really interesting. I find Charlie, it's a hubbren. I've loved her for many, many years.

I've actually, like, a lot of her old cuts, and then she became, like, brat famous, you know, and became the celebrity that she is. I'm looking forward to her mockumentary. Have you guys seen that? That's coming out. She's released in a mockumentary about her tour. So it's a set, like it's a documentary,

like a lot of celebrities have done in the past, and, you know, the Taylor Swift's and the Justin Bieber's have done documentaries about their tours. She's done a mockumentary because I think she's too cool for doing a documentary. So she's kind of playing herself in an acting way. In acting the piss. Taking the piss. What happens if people don't realize it's a mockumentary?

It's very much a labelled mockumentary. But there will still be idiots. And there'll be clips that will get put up on social media. No one will know that she's being sarcastic. Yeah. Oh, that's risky. She's taking the risk in that. But she has done a lie detector test if you want to find out.

what sorry if she reads her comments if you have ever written on her pages or anything does she see them do you track how many likes your posts get on substack no on any other platform

yeah do you read the comments yeah wow yeah very much it was into she went into it in deeper context later on as well and very much so we'll be reading all the reviews what people were saying commenting on her mock commentary as well

So, yeah, if you want to be seen by her, she's reading. I reckon it's a dangerous thing to do, reading stuff on your... Oh, me too. Yeah, no. Because obviously you take the good with the bad, but say you get a lot of good stuff. Then it sort of goes to it, because it's not real. No.

That thing, like... She's fans. Yeah, it's just people that are kind of commenting stuff. So you know what's kind of sad is, like, normally you would go to a post you put up and your closest friends that you interact with the most on social media, their comments will be at the top. But a lot of celebrities probably aren't commenting on their friends

stuff. So it's all just, every time you read a comment, it just be strangers. Yeah. And see the strangers that want you to be to notice them so they're like giving you their best or it's people that hate you because and they're trolling. They're trying to troll you. What song does she wish she gave away? Break the rules.

I didn't really like it when I wrote it. And I remember when I wrote it I initially was thinking I would give it away. And I was like, whoever ends up singing this is an idiot and it was me. So Yep.

She's pretty honest, I guess. She's very honest. Yeah. And then the final one that I thought was interesting and it was the only one she got caught out on because she won't hear much in this audio, but this one was a lie. Do you think Emerald Fennell ever takes things too far?

Sorry, I'm going to stop that club. I'm going to explain who that is first. That will be helpful. She is the director of Salt Burn and Wuthering Heights. Emerald Fennell direct Salt Burn and Wuthering Heights the new movie that's coming out next week. Do you think Emerald Fennell ever takes things too far? No.

Stephanie False test So apparently she does think that the director of Saltburn and Wuthering Heights takes things too far If you've seen the bath scene in Saltburn You'd maybe go Maybe

Why would Charlie XX comment on something like that If they work together? So Charlie XX wrote the album for Wuthering Heights Right Okay Yeah so that's why she was asked about The person that got her that gigs Work

I mean we watched Wuthering Heights the other day And I kicked me a couple of times across, she was sitting next to me going, who sings this song? Great song, and it's all Charlie XX, right? Yeah, it's all Charlie. She wrote the whole thing for it. It's out of cinema's next Thursday. Mago Robby and Jacob O'Laudi are going to be on the show 8am tomorrow with us. The rumours going around about their off-screen romance are heating up, man.

I don't know if it's just to promote the film. There's a lot of things that are saying and gifts that are buying for each other where you go, Margo, you've got a husband, and I wonder how he feels about it all. If he maybe he understands the game. They're either really good actors or they're, something going on. I think just good actors, and they know what they're doing. Honestly God, if I find out in six months that they're together, I will not be shocked.

No. Well, he's single. She's the one that's married. She's just had a kid, right? Just had a baby in October, a year and a bit ago. Yeah. In fact, this was her first job back, right? Yeah. Yeah, she was, I think, four months postpartum when they started filming Wuthering Heights. We want to talk about a new trend that's happening online.

Or things that the midwife is overheard in the labour room, or the birthing room. They're starting to give the details of what it was said during labour, I guess, either by the person in labour or by hobbies or partners or mums. All right, we've got the best. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Sounds tasty.

I've been through labour twice. One time I got an epidural about five hours in, and that was my first birth. And in that situation, it was being my first time. You don't really advocate for yourself as much, and your husband doesn't really know how to advocate as much as they do their best. You just don't really know what's normal and what's not. You know what I wanted to say when I saw the epigurial needle? I wanted to say, what are you giving my wife to stop the pain from the needle? It's the largest, thickest needle I've ever seen in my life.

And you're begging for it, basically. You know, like, there's so much pain that you're like, just please, please, please. My second birth, I was begging to get the epidural. But my first time around, before I got the epidural, I was induced. And to the people that have been through labor, who have been through my experience of labor, we'll know what it means. Being induced means your labor is brought on very quickly with medication. and not slowly, naturally, in the way that your body can build up the hormones to counteract the pain.

So it can be quite a bit more painful because your body isn't naturally where it's meant to be to help it out. So it's been induced. It had been induced. It'd been about five hours that I hadn't had any pain relief. And one of the hospital midwives said to my husband, she goes, oh, she's not coping very well, is she? No. Oh, no, I'm not.

I think in wife's school they should teach them not to say that. And don't say it like I'm not even in the room as well. I was on the bed. The second time round it was something that I said. I was again induced. And this time my birth happened much, much faster. I contracted a centimetre, sorry, with every contraction, I dilated a centimeter. So I went from five centimeters to ten centimeters and giving birth within 25 minutes.

Very, very fast, extremely painful. If you've ever seen that Friends episode, you know how long it can take? It takes. It's a long time. waiting for Rachel to dialyates. Yeah, no, 25 minutes. It's meant to take a very long time per when you're dilating. And mine was every contraction.

I went a centimeter. So I was in the most amount of pain, possibly imaginable. In fact, it is the second proven hardest thing for pain tolerance that a human being can go through. The first is burning to death. Oh. Really? How do they have tested that? Yeah, that's proven, apparently.

But I heard some... Wait, where is Kick-Ling the Nuts on that list? I didn't see it in the top 20. I think that'd be Sheikin-Ekul with childbirth clips. Seekin-Eq. But in that point in time, that was something that I said in the birthing room where I heard some...

I'm guessing nurses or midwives in the corridor laughing over something. I mean, they're just having their shift. And somebody obviously told her every day for them, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what can I use as a cuss word here, guys? What can I replace with the cuss word in my about? You're telling the story about it.

I know, but just give me a word. Give me anything. Carrot. Carrot, thank you. And I said, at the top of my lungs. Why the carrot are you laughing? God, they would have been like, no, she's definitely not coping. They did go quiet.

Yeah, I was not coping. I was, yeah, so I was not happy to hear people laughing when I thought I was dying. But we, Midwife has done this on TikTok. I've got some of the things that people have commented saying what they said during labor. I'd love to hear yours too. I would 100 the edge text us 3343. 26-hour labour, I offered my midwife $500 to shoot me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, my wife said, I had a dad trying to slip me $100 as a tip for giving his wife a goody pedural, which I think is quite nice. Give her a good one. Yeah, go on. To make sure it's a goodie. There's a hundred end for you? Yeah, I know there's a strong one on a weak one. Give her the strong on, would you? Another midwife said, a woman said to me, I've either soiled myself or it's my husband's breath.

If it was husband's breath. God. Oh, I can't have it did much worse You had bad breath in your face When you're in labour, to be fair You can do it You're doing so well She's like, get away from me

Hot breath in your face Honestly, piss off If it's been 26 hours They're probably not brushed your teeth Oh, no, you can't win this a math Okay, they said what during labour Meg's got a few more of these will go through I remember didn't your husband say

Man, my feet are really sore I'm standing for ages Yeah, yeah, I heard him saying that to the midwife That his feet were aching He was wearing high heels Which was weird The Clint Meg and Dan podcast They said what during labour?

Yeah, this is something that's People are talking about online And it can be what you said It can be what a midwife said Or what a husband or a partner Or somebody said whilst the birth was happening Um, yeah, a midwife texts it in I'm guessing, a midwife or a nurse saying

A husband asks, when will she be done? Brilliant. Oh my God, just shush. Just shush. Is this one better or worse? While I was crowning, partner says, is it supposed to look like that? What's it?

What is he referring to the baby or something else? I don't know. This one's my favourite. I beg my midwife, I wasn't ready, and I'll come back tomorrow. Her reply was, too late, it's half out. Yeah. I mean, it's funny because once you get to that point, that is the hardest part, and then normally it's kind of over. After pushing for two hours, I asked the nurse if it was okay if I threw up, and she said,

we can't really stop you. Like, I mean, it's not really ideal. But like, I mean. Sure. I feel bad for this one because I feel like this could have been me. They said my wife was having a water birth and I've still to this day never lived down asking if it's going to be a while, can I jump in the spa for a bit? It's not really a spa, but I mean it is, but sure.

Can I jump in the spa for a bit? Okay, let's go to Shelley. Oh, 100th edge. Hi, Shelly. Hi, hi, hi, hi, shale. Yes, so was this your first labour? Whoa, a day and a half. Half a week.

That's the result? Brilliant. Heaps easier. Well, good for him. They just need to sell like duct tape to put over guy's mouths when he's giving birthday. Wow, what an opportunity. Yeah. I find the faster ones from experience, Shelley, and maybe you say the same,

more, more like intense. The only time I got myself in hot water during the whole new baby period was when it was after the birth had been done. And you get given as the husband or partner of the person that gave birth like a mattress that you just lay on the ground with. And I woke up the morning after going, oh, my back sore. God, that was an unrestless sleep. And Hannah just was like, you had a restless sleep, did you?

I was up all night. Honestly, you should only ask questions as a partner. Like, how does that feel? Oh, how did that one feel? that was much quicker. How did you feel? Rather than that felt easier. Don't tell them how it felt. This is coming from the man who said, hey, can I get a buttered chicken? No, no.

Yeah, true? Well, that's because... Hey, man's got to eat me. Someone was getting food and said, did anyone want anything? And I was like, oh yeah, I could go a butter chicken. I don't know how long we're going to be. And knowing my bloody luck, because I was halfway through the butter chicken when the pushing started.

So the rest of it was cold when I went back to it. God, the time to do it. Clint was half through his BC. Come, I didn't even had his knife. No. You don't call none. Oh, God, okay. Holy shit.

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