The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW yeah baby yeah!!
Episode Date: March 2, 2026Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show teasing an upcoming post-show interview with Liam Lawson, debate throwbacks and OMI songs, and recap SAG Awards moments including speeches about Catherine O’...Hara and Harrison Ford, plus Michael B. Jordan’s win. They take calls after Electric Avenue, share hangover “cures,” and run EZ Money attempts. The team reads their self-written erotic fiction, then discusses Harry Styles’ new dance album and a Netflix concert special. Hillary Duff Bluff continues as a caller fools them, while Meg reveals a technical-issues Hillary Duff interview where her off-air chat about a “forget-me-not” tattoo was overheard and later mentioned on Australian radio. They cover pricey coffees, Jim Carrey’s facelift chatter, argue A-list rankings, and end with a poll showing most listeners struggle making or keeping adult friendships. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff02:01 Throwback Playlist Debate08:50 Scandal13:16 First Call of the day15:29 Electric Avenue Recap21:17 Hangover Cures Hotline28:41 EZ Money 31:43 Erotic Fiction Roast41:43 Harry Styles Netflix Buzz44:24 Hillary Duff Bluff 48:09 Adult Friendship Poll56:24 EZ Money58:38 Hillary Duff Trainwreck...01:07:47 Whatcha Got01:13:14 A Lister list01:21:47 Am I The Only One
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This is a podcast from Rover.
The breakfast show that we'll have you on the edge of your seats.
They're back.
This is Clint Meg and Dan.
It's the edge bricky.
94-2.
Good morning.
It is 1 to 6th.
Still on your Tuesday.
Morning.
Good to be here.
We will have you on the edge of your seat, won't we?
It's not said in the thing.
Dan will be on the edge of his.
We're allowed to talk about the little secret interview that's happening after the show today.
Oh, yeah.
Producer car?
Yeah, no, we can talk about that.
Totally, let's go.
Liam Lawson joins us.
Not today, but after the show,
we're having a chat with them, aren't we?
Yeah, did you bring us their change of clothes?
Undies, definitely.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, I think Meg meant, are you going to wear that?
That's what you're going to wear.
Oh, to me.
I totally saw you would have, like, dressed up.
You would have had all your gears on and your hats.
Oh, I should have, to be honest,
I didn't want to go too far because he'll be like he's a weird, like, superfan.
I want to come across cool.
Yeah, but then also.
now it looks like you don't even really like him at all.
You've got no merch.
Clint, now you've making me feel all self-conscious about myself.
Yeah, like you look as much of a fan as I look.
Well, I think I look more like a fan.
Does he work for Portugal?
No, of course he doesn't.
Okay, well, I don't know.
I think I'm going to leave the questions to you, darling.
Okay, yeah, please do.
That would piss you off, I think, if I took her.
Yeah, so how exciting.
That's like Meg, you chatting with Phil Collins.
Yeah, that'd be a really big, record of Ville Collins.
Who asked, could I...
Jen Lawrence?
I've gone off a bit.
You don't like her anymore, do you?
Well, I do. She just doesn't like dogs.
Yeah.
Does she?
Remember she said she hates all dogs because her dog bet her kid and so she got rid of it?
She hates all dogs.
In a way that she like put it down.
Well, you don't know.
She just said she got rid of it.
Yeah.
Surely she means.
Gave it away.
Gave it away.
Not, you know, put it in acid.
So anyway.
Liam Lawson on the show today.
Yeah.
That's going to be exciting.
Later in the week.
I can't wait.
Really?
You're actually really excited.
Ooh, the first race this weekend.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Us versus the playlist for your 6-am throwback this morning.
Maroon 5 and Wiz Khalifa Payphone.
A couple of options.
Camilla Cabo is, it's her birthday today.
She was born in 1997.
How old does that make her 20?
7 years younger than me.
Yeah.
So 28.
Yeah.
Wow.
It should be 29 today.
True.
She's 29 today.
I remember we blasted the song.
And then the song with a boyfriend,
they were like just so into each other.
It was almost icky.
She was posting all their PDA photos and stuff.
Is he gay now?
What do you mean, is he gay now?
Is he?
I don't think somebody just becomes gay now.
But I don't think he's with a man.
Why?
Because he broke out with Camelo Gabald.
No, I know there was rumors that he was, you know,
but maybe he has a...
I think he has a dear girlfriend, but he did say all of his songs he ever wrote were about Camilla,
so I think it would be very hard to be the second.
Maybe he's like bestotted by her, you know?
Besotted.
Yeah, there's no tea.
The other option is, now this one, this is right up Clint Sally.
In 1977, Ronan Keating was born from Boy's Own.
Seven to seven.
It's a trusty for us.
My third favourite roller coaster side.
Yes, because I'm saying, my third favourite.
I mean, and really I only have two favourites.
What's your number one and two?
Is it the same order?
You know my number one favorite roller coaster song.
Okay, well then this must be your number two then.
Is it Omi?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Weird obsession with Omi that nobody else cares about.
His Olin was so good.
Babylon is another great song.
I mean, if you just get around Omi's album
just for a few minutes today,
it'll put you in a better mood.
Because you had cheerleader.
Hula Hoop was maybe a second single
but never landed as hard as cheerleader.
And then, Roller Coaster.
We all say cheerleader was an absolute throther, wasn't it?
Wasn't it just so good?
Yeah.
I mean, what was it also was, like, songs from the early 2000s being roller coaster-themed?
So many roller coaster-themed things songs.
Oh, life is a roller coaster.
Like, they're ups and there are downs, I guess.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, so there's this one.
That was his first single, and then he released.
There's a place of my own thing.
Again, that's a hard pivot.
How are we gone here again, Rodin Kiddings' birthday?
That's right.
Yeah, so we're a roller coaster, then we go, he has.
a rollercoaster song.
We're all over the place.
We just like, ironically,
a rollercoaster on this show at times.
You all want?
Yeah, we've got to do one that everyone knows.
Chairleader?
Cheerleader is such a good song.
Okay, Maroon 5. Sorry.
You're out of there.
Honestly, get around his album.
I don't know when he's done,
but just the one...
Just the one that cheerleader
and Hulu Hooron. Babylon goes
hard. Actually,
produce and Eves, give me a little Babylon, please, for after this.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
It's been a minute.
Hula hoop was his other big one
if you've only just tuned in this morning
We were saying his album actually went pretty hard
But we only really heard these two songs
But he also had a song Babylon
These songs were just real upbeat
Like, feel good songs
I've never heard this one
Never heard Babylon
It's never been put in the radio
Until right this second down
Yeah
I'm sitting somewhere in a mirror
Who's going
Ooh I'm getting some play in New Zealand
Oh I got six cents from New Zealand
You're watching
You single
S-O-B out now
Son of the watchman
It's not the worst thing
It would have been said on this show
It takes me stands for
Staddy on Business
Oh, he's a horse
Yeah
Yeah
Oh yes
Do you know I'm a cheerleader
Was my ex-girlfriend
And I's like little song
Why?
I don't know
Oh, why did you ask for it then?
No, I did it
Just then before you did
Yeah I don't know
To be honest, at that point
I hadn't realized and remembered.
But when now I've heard it fully back, I was like,
Jesus Christ, that was our song.
That was your song.
I love the been, everywhere in the bit in Chile area,
he goes, the girl's like, do I make you feel like cheating?
And he's like, and I'm like, no, not really.
No, you're all right.
He's very honest, Romy.
It's not really provocative, is it, at all?
What were your ex's songs, Meg?
Do you have songs with X's songs?
Yes, I had, um, Chris Brown was very big at the time.
so I had no ear
and also Ticitane
always on my mind
Those are my ex's songs
Couple of bangers
Yeah
Those ones I think reminded me
No ear, Jordan Sparks
Yeah yeah yeah
No air
And does that feel
Or relationship
You couldn't breathe around them
Yeah what's that say
About the relationship
But he wasn't giving you any space
I think I was the one
Probably not giving space
Dan if that was not in
Yeah
Just being a clungy
This is your one, that's right?
Yeah.
Showed your age.
When we used to burn, like, songs to CD,
but I just, I just burnt this song like 15 times.
Yeah, well, it's done it.
That's the song.
She would have gone on track to,
and then being like, all right, what's this one?
Oh, no one.
He's accidentally doubled up there on the,
the burn of CD.
What he thinks about me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you just got to skip me.
No, that's right.
Okay, let's just skip forward to track eight.
That would have seen every diction he's number.
I lose it. Honestly, it died unbelievably fast after I made that mix.
He wouldn't believe it.
He wouldn't believe it.
I went to so much effort to just destroy it.
So much effort.
Just one song burnt 15 times.
It's like, well, it took the computer a while to do that back then.
I once found it just recently found my wife Hannah's CD collection.
Like, you know how you used to have those little flip cases and all the CDs in it?
And it's literally just full of mixtapes from ex-boyfriends.
like being like Hannah my love
and I'm just like how many boyfriends did you have
and she was like I think it's mainly one or two
Oh they're just like lime wire fiends
Is that what they used to do
I never had girlfriends back of the day
So I didn't make mistakes
You don't know
Your mum just made you a couple of mixed birds
She was like there's another pretty couple for you
Ronan Keating's on there darling
You're like
Life is a roller coaster
And you'll have ups and downs Daniel
When you get girls in your life
Clint Megan Dan
Lesh Go
Scandal with Meg
Green Actors Guild Awards
There are a couple of speeches that really stood out to me
One of them being from Seth Rogan
When he accepted the best actress award
For Catherine O'Hara
Who passed away a couple of weeks ago
What was the reasoning behind that
Because I know like he's obviously worked with her
But I would have thought
There would be other people
That I would have assumed would accept an award before Seth
He didn't say why
But he did say he was asked to
I guess it's because it was his show.
Yeah.
It's the studio that she was working on.
So he was her producer or director.
So he saw her working on it and understood
how well she did to behind the scenes.
Catherine O'Hara, the studio.
She knew she could destroy
and she wanted to destroy every day on set.
I haven't said this to the other actors
because I didn't want them to get ideas,
but pretty much every evening before she had a shooting day on our show,
So she would email me and Evan that always was pretty similar and it said, hello, I hope you'll consider the following.
And then there would be a completely rewritten version of the scene.
She was it.
Literally 100% of the time, it made not just her character better, but it made the scene better and the entire show better as a whole.
I just absolutely love that.
I think it's really inspiring as well for knowing that she had.
he went on the rest of the speech
to say that she was humble and kind
but also at no point doubted her ability
to know how good she was
and I think that's really important.
Catherine O'Hara is one of those ones
that I feel like we didn't appreciate her enough
while she was alive.
Like obviously she was incredible
and Schitt's Creek and all those shows
but I've heard so many amazing stories about her
since she's passed.
Yeah, I wish I knew more about her work
ethic as a woman with all these, you know,
like over the years, incredible.
And my papa always said you were as a good book
when you die. Yeah, and Harrison Ford had got the achievement, honour, everybody talking about how
amazing his speech was. I found a calling, a life in storytelling, an identity in pretending to be
other people. The work I do with other actors is one of the great joys of my life. This is a tough
business to get into. In my case, it's been a tough business to get out of. Thank God.
because I love what I do
I'm indeed a lucky guy
lucky to have found my people
lucky to have work that challenges me
lucky to still be doing it
and I don't take that for granted
this is very encouraging
he is incredible
if you know he sounds really old there
but he's so still with it and good
if you haven't seen him in shrinking
which was still filming up until
a year and a half two years
ago. The man is amazing.
And 1883 as well.
1923 he's in? Is that different?
1883 is the prequel
to the one you just mentioned, which is the prequel to
Yellowstone. One of the longest lasting
relationships in Hollywood as well has been with
Callista Flockhart who played Ellie McBeal
in that TV show a few years ago, many years ago now.
They've been married since 2010.
So that'd be one of the longer
marriages of like A-listers in
Hollywood, right? 83 years old.
So you're arriving, 1923, the ones
he ends, the pre-called Yellowstone, and then there's a pre-called
of that. So if you like Yellowstone, you want
to get your fix and you didn't know, get into those,
they're bloody good. To be still working and
being funny and knowing your
mind and your brain and being able to remember scripts
in lines at 83? That's crazy,
hey? Amazing. Amazing. Oh, best actor, Dan, you wanted to quickly guess.
Oh, yeah, because... You could have been Tim Shalame.
Timothy won it for Best Comedy or Musical
at the Golden Globes, and that usually pushes
to the Academy Awards.
So best actor, any guesses
team? Best actor. I would have said Tim.
It was Michael B. Jordan.
for sinners.
Oh, that was a great film.
His reaction was so beautiful as well.
I didn't grab the audio because he would just like head and hands sort of moment.
But really, really incredible win for him.
It's on one of the streaming services.
Is it neon?
One of the ones that I have at home.
But like, yeah, if you...
It's a bit of a freaky watch, a bit gory, but it's great.
Yeah, and very, very different.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Get amongst it.
If you get a chance to watch it and you see it pop up on whatever streaming platform you might have at home,
love it.
Really cool win for him.
All right.
First call of the day next, if you want it to be you,
oh, 800 the edge, especially if you're one of those people,
like, I don't, remember the people we met over the weekend at the festival at electric game,
going, I don't call, I can never get through.
And we said, yeah, can at 6.30.
Oh, yeah, there was that guy that we met when we were walking home at 11.
Yeah, he said, it was you.
I've got a name.
And he said he was got a call.
So this is the moment for him to do it.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
First call of the day.
First call of the day.
Morning, Caitlin.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Just me a little laugh because producer Carl is a very bad speller
and every time he writes somebody star sign
I have to try and figure out what he means.
Are you an Aries?
No comment.
Erie?
Caitlin?
Hello?
No.
Oh, we've lost her.
Maybe she gets offended when you talk about Star Sign.
You know?
No, let's ask her another question.
It says here, you're a paramedic.
Are you a paramedic?
No, we've just offended her now.
I've pissed her off too much down.
Oh, come on me.
What about if Clint asked her a question?
Yes, yes.
Clint, you have a go.
Okay.
Um, a rotterua.
Have you been in the Zorb?
Caitlin?
I went on the Zorb one time, just to think it wasn't really a vibe,
and it was so good.
She's gone.
That one was the worst one, clip.
Can I just say, though, the Zorb?
I didn't realize they fill it with water,
and they fill it with warm water.
A little bit.
And it's because I did it in winter.
And then you hop in, and it's like going down a bouncy water slide.
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I'd doing this all with my husband
and then watching the video back and seeing his face in pure terror getting bounced around that ball.
My God.
Did you go in duo with it?
We went to duo and it was just crutches and legs.
It was just honestly, I'm just thinking about it now.
I'd seen his face just about he, he like carked it on the back of his neck.
Oh, it was so funny.
It's so good.
And then they'll put me in a van.
It's a very damp-smelling van because you get in your kind of wet, obviously.
Drive you to the top.
But if there's a queue, there's a spa up there.
And you can just sit in the spa and keep warm before they put you in the zone.
It's actually so good.
Dan, we should go in one together one time.
It was so funny doing a duo.
It would be a riot.
All right.
We have Nick now to talk as our quarter of the day.
Hey, Nick.
Oh, Nick.
Good morning, guys.
How are you?
Well, me and Dan meet you, didn't we?
Where was Clint?
You did, you did.
He'd gone AWOL.
Yeah.
I think he was getting pissed somewhere.
He was getting drunk somewhere, for sure.
Yeah.
That doesn't sound like me.
Yeah.
How did your time go at Electric Ave?
It was really good things.
Yeah, really enjoyed it.
It was good, yeah.
The amount of people there, it was...
It was full on, eh?
Yeah, it didn't.
Yeah, it was not.
Really great.
Who was your favourite act?
Who did you like seeing the most?
Um, either Keisha or Becky Hill.
Probably one of the shows.
We didn't really talk about it much, but Becky Hill forgot her lyrics, hey?
Not the first time she's done it either.
A couple years ago, she stuffed them up as well.
Maybe it's just that one song.
A couple of her bigger sogs as well.
She was like, I don't remember.
I'm surprised.
I'm thinking, yeah.
She just forgotten what she was thinking.
Did you kick on after the fact?
Or do you just home after the day?
No.
No, no, home.
I'm boring.
I went home.
I think when you came on.
As did we.
I mean, me and Dan went in, like, you know,
made love to cut pillows.
That's a long story.
But I think the people that kicked on,
the people that kicked on,
the people that.
kicked on after it, especially on the Friday night, regretted it.
I don't meet anyone that was like, oh, I kicked on last night and loved every second.
I'm glad I did it.
I'm so glad I did.
Yeah, no, you're right.
Produce Anipia?
You kicked on.
I kicked on and I loved it.
Your face on Sunday.
No, I was a shell of a man on Sunday.
I honestly was.
Nick, we, hopefully one day you'll meet Clint if he's not drinking somewhere, so just try and find him.
Anytime before 11, you're pretty safe.
Let's say 10.
Okay, you need a time before 10.
Thanks, Mac.
Oh, yeah, the Bicky Hill moment.
It's not that, sorry.
This is the first time this has happened.
We're going to start this again.
If you don't like it, go to another stage, I guess.
I did notice that Keisha had the lyrics on, like, screens in front of her,
yet she was lip-syncing most of it.
No, she was not.
No, she was not.
Clint Megan Dan.
Stinky boo.
It's time to get naughty at 640.
My darling boys.
have done their bromantic fiction
and for many years now we have done this segment
where I start the story off
and they get to finish it
and we kind of go and see where you end up
at different places. This time around
I gave you full creative freedom
to create your own stories from start to finish.
Yeah, so usually Meg writes the intro
and we sort of carry it on. Not the case this time.
Not the case. You have gone on very different paths
which isn't surprising. Dan, I am still confused
that you are saying that you have
haven't gone down the character sort of.
No, mine's based on a barman and a regular customer.
Yeah, but the barman, you've based on a very famous, like, movie character.
Not at all.
Like, Clint, you're going to die.
He's, if you don't know what you've done, you've, like, described a very, you've described someone.
Like, from the accent to the outfit.
I've described, I would say, a classy, like, British man, like a very classy.
James Bond.
Oh, it's not James Bond.
No, no, no, no, no.
Opposite to James Bond, I'll give you one more guess,
but they are British.
Opposite to James Bond?
Like, not a very, yeah.
They're not a secret agent or anything.
They're a barman.
Opposite of James Bond.
Yeah, the least James Bond person probably.
He's just a normal person.
Mr. Bean.
Oh, no.
It's a sexy movie.
Oh.
Well, I mean, the opposite of James Bond is Johnny English.
Well, it's kind
You're getting closer there
You've done a story about Austin Powers
I haven't
You have
Austin Powers
You've done a whole story about Austin Powers
He's done slogans
Clint he's a barman with a hairy chest
And she's just jumped to Austin Powers
Does he say Shagadallic baby?
He does say baby a lot
But
If he doesn't put Shagadalic
At the front of it
I don't know
If I can pay it
Maybe I should have
I think you've
I think you've subconsciously done it
And Clint
there are quite a few lines
where I found myself saying out loud
that's a stupid line
were you rereading the same line
No there's about five or six
I did laugh though there were a few that
It was very funny
Was it meant to be funny?
No it's not a comedy
It's a sexy
I mean I was never on dating apps
When I was...
You can tell
When I was younger
So I was like
Ooh I might just write about a sexy
Like swipe hook up
And then straight to a one-night stand
It's so lame
His main male character is an astronaut
and the woman's a masseuse.
Oh, piss off, Clint.
Like an astronaut's on Tinder.
No, it might be.
Hard to find anyone when you're at work.
You know, you're working with them all the time.
You don't screw the crew,
not if you're going to be in space for eight months.
Yeah, not much swiping on Mars.
Yeah, okay.
Well, maybe he's on Tinder
he's got some very bad pickup lines
this poor astronaut has been stuck in space
too long, far too long.
Yeah, he might have just come back from a mission
and he was a little rusty.
I would say that this one,
week, somehow Clint has won
Dan, because you made it Austin Powers
themed. It's not Austin Powers' theme. I can't
stress how much it's not Austin Powers.
He's wearing a craviate.
Like, one of those silk neck ties.
It's a cravat, me.
Exactly. And it's groovy, baby.
Yeah.
Can you hear some Austin Powers backing music?
Thanks, producing. I might roll that under Dan's.
It'll ruin the story.
Yeah. I think all right.
Hey, well, you wrote it, mate.
All right, we talk. Hangover Cures before 7 o'clock.
Dan had a theory.
that he found online from a doctor.
And people were going, BS, BS, this is complete false.
So what is your go-to?
We'll rehash this one next.
Maybe a hash rehash, rehash-brown.
Oh, maybe.
Hash-Brown when you hung over.
Yeah, very good.
Anything greasy.
Fish and chips.
Yeah.
I don't think there's any cure.
Just don't drink that much.
Oh, boy.
Clint's confused.
That's always the plan going in, Meg.
The morning after we go, damn, stuffed it again.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
We were talking yesterday about hangover cures
and one in particular from a doctor, according to Dan.
And people were saying, nah, mate, I think you got that one wrong, Dan.
He is a doctor.
He's a official doctor.
I mean, I'm sure he is, but I think there are, like, good doctors and bad doctors.
Like in every career span, there's good radio people and bad radio people.
For example, you can guess which one he is.
And I think this is bad doctors.
And you looked at 10 when you said bad.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I check the tape.
He's opposite to date.
So, yeah, what did this doctor say?
Do we need a reminder?
There's actually three reasons.
For one, it's going to give you a dopamine hit.
Oh, sorry.
Fries and a Coke.
Yeah, fries and Coke.
There's actually three reasons.
For one, it's going to give you a dopamine hit
that's going to make anyone feel better after anything.
Two, a large Coke is going to have 85 milligrams of caffeine.
And that is more caffeine than a leading medication for migraines,
excels during migraine.
And if you didn't know, yes,
caffeine can be a relief for a headache, especially a migraine.
And three, those French fries are going to have a ton of salt,
which is going to hydrate you just like an electric tablet would.
I'll be honest, he doesn't sound like an object.
He would try me crazy.
Imagine if I was sitting there, I'm getting really bad hairy creams.
He's like, well, you need a fries because those fries will make you.
Like, it just doesn't sound like a doctor, does he?
Yeah.
But lots of people are texting through their hangover cures.
Mel's called through.
This one's an interesting one.
Morning Mal.
Good morning
So do you do this every time you've been out drinking
What is your little hangover cure?
Well it's generally
Toast leathered and marmite
With a glass of water before bed
To give you the salt
Because you're hydrated
I think that kind of salt is probably
More likely going to do better
Like marmite
Like a yeasty savoury spread
Rather than fries
Do you put butter on as well
Because I love marmite
With like lots of butter
Of course of course
But like the doctors back in the day used to just put a saline drip in there.
30 minutes before work.
So surely that does the trick too.
Yeah, that could be a good one.
I mean, I don't know why Powerade just doesn't market.
The blue Powerade is a hangover cure.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, I know they're always like, the sports drink
and you've got like Stephen Adams, like, dunking and stuff,
and they must be paying him a crazy amount of money.
Just like we only drink the blue when we've been drinking the night before.
That's why everyone drinks it.
But I think everybody knows that they don't need to,
market it because everybody just knows Blue Powerade's the cure.
Producing eight.
You always need to have one friend dedicated
going and getting the Blue Ambulances after a night out
and it's always the least hungover person that has to go and get them.
Blue Ambulance to save your life.
We'll buy them like the day before him in the fridge
just in case you never know if the bot's going to get pushed a little further than you.
You never know if you're going to be hungover, Clint.
Every Sunday morning.
Clint's got like a fridge just dedicated to Blue Power A house.
They should sponsor me, but they won't because they know why I'm
drinking them and it's not so that I can push through in the second half.
Yeah.
On the sports field.
They're in a steak and cheese pie.
Oh yeah, steak and cheese pie.
Always better after a pie.
Mmm, from Zed.
Delicious.
Yeah.
Or the cheeseburger one.
We bumped into Kayla who makes the cheeseburger pie.
Yeah.
Just randomly, we're at the Loft Bar and Christchurch on the Thursday night last week.
And she's like, you know that cheeseburger pie Zed you go on about?
I was like, yeah, she goes, I make those.
They make a thousand of them a day.
Wow.
incredible. And that's
just of the cheeseburger pie. She said
there's like other, obviously, many other
flavors. Yeah, we'll plant you. How many do you have a day?
Probably limit it to about two a week.
Two a week. And that's when he's
hung over.
Saturday morning, Sunday morning.
Sometimes Monday morning.
If you are hungry, you can head to Zed
and grab their new chicken protein bowl
for only 892.
You know, staying healthy and all
that. All right, we'll take a
Quick. Oh, actually, probably got time for another song while everyone else is playing ads.
And then we'll give you a crack at winning 10,000 bucks with easy money.
Someone else is said baking soda on a cap.
I don't think they mean in a hat, probably in the cap and then...
Right, I got that here, yeah.
Putting it in a cap, yeah, because baking soda, I don't imagine, tastes all that pleasant.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
About 7.30?
Your chance to get along to Hillary Duff for free.
We've got to fly away up for grabs the end of the week.
Double pass.
Accommodation in Auckland.
and also travel, whether that's, you might need some petrol vouchers if you're close or flights if you're far away.
You just need to bluff us, Hillary Duff Bluff, be really good at making up a story or telling a crazy story that's so obscene that it sounds made up like this one from yesterday.
My boyfriend drunk from a glassy thought was juice, but I'd actually urinated in it.
Right, that's, okay.
So you're saying it's a lie?
Never true word said, Clinton.
Marina, is that story true or false?
It's true.
Yeah.
Smart lady.
That's disgusting.
Smart ladies.
Okay, I meant smart lady because she bluffed us so well in the way that she acted like she didn't have all the details.
I'm not smart lady to pee in a car.
You've been edited badly there.
I have been.
I've been done dirty there by producing her.
And it got so crazy after that.
She goes, we were like, why did you have to pee in a cup?
She said, oh, because I was living with my partner and his ex-wife.
And she didn't like when I went upstairs to you.
the bathroom.
He's like, what?
So much to my pack.
Never mind, and we moved on.
But like, what are you doing?
I kind of blame the partner on that one that he obviously didn't be, wasn't in a situation
of like, hey, let's go somewhere else so you don't have to pee in a cup when we're together.
Yeah.
He's like, come over and sat my house.
Yeah.
I don't want to go to yours.
Yeah.
Or he's come down and then she's, he obviously didn't know she peering in the cup
because he drank it, think he was juice.
So maybe he's like, babe, if you would have just thought that she didn't need to go wheeze.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
If you're busting, tell me, and you don't want to use the bathroom,
and we'll sort it out.
How do you sort it out if she's not allowed upstairs?
Well, I don't think he should be held responsible
because she pissed in a glass and didn't tell him.
She needed to go.
At least provide a bowl or something.
Like a cup, I'd imagine, it's quite hard, Meg, you'd know,
having to aim into her as a woman.
Poor thing.
If I just peed into a glass of your house, Meg,
and then you're like, what are you doing?
I was like, I don't know where the bathroom was.
If I invited you over and you weren't allowed in a certain part of my house
because there is a person that absolutely hated you there.
Then yeah, it's on me when I've invited you over
to provide a place for you to go at the bathroom.
But you don't know that I need to go.
I haven't told you.
She's uncomfortable in the house.
I don't think there's too many excuses.
We're allowed to disagree here, Clint.
I know, but I think as a grown-ass adult,
there's not any excuse for peeing in a glass.
Go outside, pee in the garden.
He should have provided at least a Shiwi.
Yeah, if she's going to be more.
Producer-Gal.
Can we send this to Hillary Duff and just let her know what she's started here?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, so if you've got an outrageous story and you think you can bluff us
7.30 this morning, if you can, you're going to be in the very tiny drawer of,
I mean, inevitably, if everyone manages to bluff us this week, there's only going to be you
and like four others in the drawer.
So far, so good for the bluffers.
Okay, easy money next, 10,000 bucks on the line.
If you think you can get it done in 30 seconds, your cuticle is now.
Clint, Megan Dan.
The Edge.
The Edge is easy money.
Here's your shot at $10,000.
Morning.
If you want to give easy money a crack online, you can just by downloading the rover app
and polishing up your skills there.
But if you play seven and eight each morning, you have your chance of winning 10,000 bucks.
If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter me, gives you, the cash is yours.
Hi, Renata.
Hello, my God, this is exciting?
Is it?
Renata, you smell like success.
Let's do this.
I hope so.
Okay, Renata, your letter this morning, a bit of a tough one.
It's why.
Oh, I know, I'm sorry.
We don't even have it in my alphabet.
But some of the tough ones that sound tough are quite often easy
because there's only a few options for what the word is.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Okay.
Okay, you can pass if you've got time.
We'll come back, but no repeated answers.
Good luck.
Ready?
Thank you.
Yep.
Give me something you can eat.
Yogurt.
A girl's name.
Yolanda.
A website.
Yahoo.
Something around.
A sound?
A yo-yo.
Something related to age?
Yes.
A song title?
Pass.
A river.
Yemen?
A brand?
Maybe.
Ebsalaran.
A seven-letter word.
Oh, that's a question nine?
Yorgut.
Yeah, that was nine.
Yeah, that was a really good effort. You were powering through the wise.
Yeah, and they were hard. They were, even though you'd think that Y is a bit easier, but a song
entitled YMCA. You belong with me
or yellow. That's a tough one.
It's tough though. For the river
you said Yemen.
I'm just looking at that. There's not really a Yemen
River. That's one of the hardest ones we've ever done.
That isn't. I made it up. Yeah.
But I would say truly that is one of the hardest
ones we've ever had of Yukon
or Yarra River. I mean, I wouldn't
be able to pick. That was a tough.
That was a trick. That's all good. I'm so sorry.
Thanks, Renata.
All right, back again. 8 o'clock.
Turns out Dan was wrong.
Why wasn't that easy?
The Yukon River.
But to be honest, she actually did pretty well to get through all of them.
She did amazing.
Yeah, it was a really good effort.
A type of flower was the last one.
Go on, type of flower.
Why?
Tick-dog, tick-tok.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
Yarrow, a yuka or a yelang-y-y-lang.
Oh, of course, Yelang-Lang-Lang.
Of course.
Tumphor.
We'll dumb it down next, I'm sure.
Yeah, very, very, very dumb.
I, Dan and I have written some erotic fiction.
Normally for the female gays, who knows.
Let's just see if anyone enjoys it next.
I think people will.
Clint, Megan Dan.
If I was you, I'd pull over your car right now
if you're into erotic fiction
because it's about to get saucy.
Right.
Is it?
No.
I think you're safe.
This is Daniels.
Erotic fiction that he wrote for women.
Oh, she's used my full name, Daniel.
Daniels.
And for the first time, I didn't give the boys a
prompt to start with. This is all him. I want to really reiterate that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let you're now painting it in negative light.
Straight off the bat meg. Let people make their own.
No, because the expectation is super low, so it's easier to jump over.
Okay, Clint, if we could, once I begin reading, start the...
If you could just start off my intro again, thank you.
And now.
I'm heading out on a break. I yelled as I brushed another bead of sweat off my forehead.
It was 42 degrees inside the pub.
42.
Yeah, but you want it to be hot, you know, like spicy hot.
Do you?
They need to call the union.
Yeah.
I don't think there's any pub union, to be honest.
And every inch of my body was perspiring.
This was my first shift as manager, and I wanted to leave a good impression.
I asked my legs up and scissor jumped over the...
Well, you wrote, asked!
I didn't. I know that you're...
It's a hundred percent I asked, but I asked my legs up and scissors.
jumped over the bar landing perfectly
which is bizarre in itself
like to do it too are they an
like athlete
high jump a jumper
all right
a loud applause rang out through the pub
as they took an empty seat
in an empty table
it wasn't like if you think of that
it's an impressive thing to do
like jump over the
the pub bar
especially when it's 42 degrees
I am impressed okay
that was quite the move
you know your judo well
I heard the voice say from behind me
I knew that vocal tone anywhere
Oh actually I think I've done the wrong accent for the wrong thing
Yeah you've done the wrong accent there me
Okay that was quite the move you know your judo well
Normal voice
I heard a voice say from behind me
I knew that vocal tone anywhere
It was Gisal Jack Hoffman
One of the regulars
Terrible name
She was looking groovy
wearing a lacy camisole
Fish net leggings
Air Force Ones and a cowboy hat
No pants by the way
Just checking in on that?
Oh she just she just had
Was the camisole cover the...
No, it's a signet.
Oh, geez, I don't imagine the fish nets
are leaving much to the imagination.
Sorry, I should have given her pants.
She does wear pads.
You can come up with what she was wearing.
She's wearing a lacy camisole,
fishnet leg against their four swans
and a cowboy hat. The combination would look terrible
on anyone else.
But she made it look nine out of ten,
which is also not ten out of ten.
He thought probably the pants.
Yeah, maybe if she had pants on it would be ten out of ten,
maybe.
Or like a skirt or dress or something.
It's hot though, remember?
Yeah.
True.
Forty two degrees.
Here we go.
Austin Powers is about to come in, I reckon.
So I embuttoned three buttons on my suede shirt to reveal my thick chest here.
She let out a low moan.
So I knew she was into me.
This was my time to pounce.
Hey, baby, I'm the manager of the bar tonight.
Fancy a drink.
I asked her my sexy British accent as she moved my hook body closer to mine.
Something stiff, she hussed, sending a wink my way.
Coming right up, baby.
Oh, now you're making it.
It's not supposed to be Austin Powers thing.
It's a sexy British accent.
He's got chest here, and he says,
coming right up, baby, yeah.
There's Harry Man in Britain.
This is absolutely...
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
It's not.
It's not.
It sounds like him.
It's Austin Powers.
It's not.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.
This is something.
Coming right up, baby, yeah.
I said as I reached for some top shelf whiskey
behind the bar.
But she grabbed my cravat,
which is what Austin Powers wears, I believe.
A classy British man, yes.
And pulled me close.
Her lips now touching my ear, she added four words.
I'll never forget.
I didn't mean a stiff drink.
Good line, eh?
Because he's always terrible, bro.
She's terrible smart.
Well, you know what?
It's the opposite of 42 degrees in here.
I am dry as a bone in here, mate.
Okay.
Well, he was spreading from head to toe.
He was so gross as well.
by the way.
Giselle Jack Offman,
that sounds like it's from
Austin Powers.
You watch Austin Powers
recently.
You have,
10 years ago,
it was not recently.
Yeah,
you have.
Well,
you read a story
about them doing
another Austin Powers
movie just before you
wrote that
and you were muddled.
Apparently Austin Powers 4
is coming out.
Mine is so much better
than that.
Oh, I'm not sure about that.
It is time for
round two of
bromantic fiction.
If you just turned in,
lucky you.
You missed Dan's romantic
fiction,
which was terrible.
Austin Powers
themed somewhere in the outback of Australia, 42 degrees.
It was not either of those things.
Also somebody, Sebastian pointed out perfectly.
His last line was, she uttered four words that I'll never forget.
I didn't mean a stiff drink, which is six words.
Math was off.
Sometimes you're in the moment, you don't count, do you?
Okay, Clint gets his read now.
Remember, I didn't give them a prompt so they can go anywhere with this.
Here we go, Clint.
Ryan Steele, 32, astronaut.
What a stupid one.
As you know what love to guys.
Swiped a match with Brittany Summers' 27 masseuse.
Oh.
Clint, you're so stereotypical.
Two very different professions.
I know.
They're not allowed today.
They'll have nothing in common.
Nothing in common.
At 7.52 p.m.
By 8.01 p.m.
Ryan had asked her out and decided she could be the one.
That's a worry.
It's nine minutes.
They've been in space maybe for a long time.
He's ready to settle.
He's desperate.
Ryan arrived at the wine bar first,
Brittany shortly after,
in a short orange dress
that left little to Ryan's imagination.
Her dark hair falling around her shoulders
like a waterfall of hair.
Jesus, that's a lot of hair.
She wouldn't want to be in the 42-degree bar
of your one.
No, God, you get caught in you.
Ryan flexed while reaching for the water.
His gaze never leaving Brits.
After one drink he leaned in,
we should probably continue this somewhere.
Wait, don't laugh with you, Zad.
He wasn't laughing.
He wasn't funny.
It's not a comedy.
Clint hasn't got lucky for a while, I don't think, after hearing this.
Sorry.
We should probably continue this somewhere.
More horizontal.
Oh, for goodness sake.
What is that even mean?
What, like laying down?
Yeah, like in bed.
It's so bad.
He actually just met her.
He's just reaching the water.
You know, you know.
He's flicks in his arm going, ooh.
She's just.
sat down, he's gone, let's go to bed.
Literally. I just met.
It's a short story, so I've got to move for pace.
Brett Stort stood up grabbing her bag.
Well, times the ticking.
Bloody, huh?
You smile back.
They drove.
That's another.
They dove out of the Uber before he even managed to come to a stop.
Like, they're in a hurry, man.
I'm joining, sure.
So they're both seriously injured, right?
They're horizontal.
Two stars to them.
If they're diving out before the cars even stopped.
Yeah.
It's not a good review.
The door to the two of Brett.
apartment flying open while their mouths
did the same.
Oh, terrible guesses.
That's your worst one.
It's your worst one. They catch him flies.
Oh, look like that.
I get a good line here.
Immediately and aggressively,
they took each other in.
Ryan's mouth filling Brits
with saliva.
He's just like,
no, no.
That is like going for it.
It's just straight out of the Uber,
smash it into each other.
Like, how, how.
He's got lots of saliva
So I'm guessing this next line goes like this
He'll so hot
He blurted out
I don't think he's an actual restaurant
I don't think he's live
On the CV
He's live
He's so hot
He blurted out
Britt tugged him closer
They stumbled towards the bedroom
In a tangle of clothes
Momentum the only thing keeping them
On their otherwise naked bodies
Minutes passed
Then another minute
and another
and another
Jesus
and another
I thought you wanted
a short story
Eventually they collapsed
That's six minutes
Clint
It's not that much
You've done
minutes past
Then another another
Another another another
That's six minutes
Hey that's good for some people
Some people
Some people will be proud of that
Thank you Daniel
Eventually they collapsed
Side by side
Brits stared at the ceiling
That was unreal
Commander
She smirked.
I and Ryan's Nassah polo laying on the bedroom before.
He's brought that off sheen.
Definitely.
Definitely.
It's not Nasa, it's Naza.
Yeah, she looks closely.
She looks closely. It's a Timo one.
Speaking of which I should get to work.
Ryan sighed, but making no hurry to get up.
Britt turned and faced him.
Let's make a deal.
Stay a little longer and I'll heap you practice your re-entry.
Help, him, you seem?
I'll help, yeah, I'll help you.
Oh, she's cocked up the last line.
deal captain Brian replied
what so she's gonna read
oh she's like a space gag
she's going to happen with his work
and practice his reentry
so he can go again
but she cocked it up
yeah
oh that is
you know I'll give you kudos for the line
but unfortunately you had a spelling
I read what's written
he's definitely not an astronaut
no absolutely he's never seen foot inside NASA
you don't know
Put him in a space rocker, he wouldn't know what to.
Clit, Meg and Dan.
Scandal with Meg.
Sorry, half seven.
Can you hear of myself.
Scandal.
Harry Stiles, album coming out this Friday, so excited for it.
I know, Dan, you're a little more excited now that you've seen, like, the dancing and the vibe of...
I mean, I've always been excited for the album.
I just wasn't sold on aperture.
That's all.
But I've now seen the live performance and love it.
He's laughed at him.
Sorry, I'm just thinking about your story again.
We just did bromantic fixin.
Sorry, I've just done.
Yeah, we just did romantic fixin.
Sorry, I've just got the giggles.
Right, sorry.
Yes, Harry Stiles' album coming out this Friday,
and he says it's very much so a dance album.
And we are getting a Netflix special this weekend with it.
That's all we hear.
What is that?
There's nothing to me.
That was showing behind the scenes of Harry getting ready to do a show.
show so it is going to be one night with Harry
and Manchester and it's going to be a live
well not a live but a recording of one of his live
shows which I believe will be the whole album if he
is doing the same thing that he did a few years
ago with his earlier albums
where he did a few concerts of just
start to finish songs it's like of the
album I went and saw one in LA
actually from and all he did was
sing the album through first to end
which I thought was really cool nobody does that
kind of the Ares tour no no he just one album
he just sings the album like you know Taylor's on
on stage
performing and you can watch it if you didn't get tickets.
Is it like that?
It's like that, but he will just be doing this new album, I believe.
Adele did it recently.
She did the live one from the Observatory in LA.
And she did that album from start to finish the new album.
So that's coming out March 8th, so yeah, this weekend, I believe,
we'll be able to watch it on Netflix.
I'm really excited to hear it because I know a lot of people love his new single,
Apochard Joe.
But I'm just interested to hear what the rest of the album sounds like.
If it's all a similar vibe or whether it's different,
genres of dance.
So I'm really excited to hear it.
You know, like, you know, in Dua Leaper, put out her dance album?
I don't think it's going to be the same kind of vibe as that.
I think it's more likely to be the vibe that, like, you're in a club,
but it's towards the end and the lights are flashing you're in your own zone,
rather than partying with your girls.
You know, and that sort of like, you're just kind of by yourself and you're zoning out and you're dancing.
He's definitely fully departed from the rock sound that he had in his first two albums.
Then Harry's House, the third album, that was sort of a bit more popy.
Yeah.
This sounds like it's completely escaping that.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Hillary Duff is officially returning to the stage
for her first full-scale global headline run
in nearly two decades.
And we want to get you and a mate there for free
night's accommodation in Auckland
and also travel if you need it to get to Auckland
with Hillary Duff Bluff.
Yeah, you just have to either tell us a true story
or bluff a fake story
and if we can't tell the difference between a lie or the truth,
then you get in the drawer.
And it's harder than it sounds.
We got it wrong yesterday.
Yeah.
You mean for us it's harder than itself?
Well, Meg, you actually picked it, didn't you?
Yeah, I did, but you guys.
We overruled a two to one.
We're wrong.
Maybe we let Meg take the swing.
Okay.
All right, Josh, what is your story, whether it be true or a lie?
All right, so about three years ago,
was going through some issues with my in-laws and things.
and my wife wanted to sort of get us together and things like that and hang out.
I didn't really want to, so I have not a bad circle of friends,
but some close friends that we rely on each other for a lot of things.
So I wanted them to mess and take my wife's car the day before we had to go away.
Steal it.
So I didn't have to go away four hours away.
Is that your question, Clint?
Remember we'll get one question each.
That's your question.
Done.
So they made it look like a robbery.
Yeah, okay, that's my question.
So you made it look like it had been stolen
and then kept the car long enough that she couldn't make the trip.
Exactly.
Well, I would say I didn't have to make the trip.
You didn't have to go.
Okay, Dan, your question.
Is the relationship with the in-laws okay now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty neutral.
Okay.
Wouldn't it have been better to find out if she ever found out?
Well, that's what me.
No. Why do you care what the relationship was like?
He just said no.
Oh, well, that's our third question.
Thanks, Clint.
Stoll my one.
Clint's three questions.
How did Dan's question help us work out if it was a lie at all?
And do you get along with the in-laws?
No, not really.
Okay, so don't get along.
The in-laws, it's neutral.
They never found out.
And you fate that the car was stolen.
And all of those, we kind of knew from the store.
What's your life's name?
What's her name?
Dan, no more questions, Josh.
to answer anymore.
It's a weird one to make up.
It's such a strange elaborate line.
I feel like it's true too. I feel like it's, my heart's growing with true.
Okay, well, let's go with Meg.
She's, she's...
Yeah, you're making the shot, Meg.
I'm saying you did do that, Josh.
Okay.
Well, it's fake.
Who would do that?
Oh my gosh.
He's up.
You're right, that is crazy, but I saw maybe you had some shady mates that were like, sure, man.
For the record, John.
Josh, I thought it was fake.
No, man.
No, I grew up 15 years ago.
I don't do that carry on.
And what is the relationship actually like with your in-laws?
I bet they're lovely.
Yeah, they're lovely.
They're all good.
Rocky start, but all love now.
Yeah, right.
Hey, man, well, congratulations.
You're in the drawer of now only two people.
There'll be a maximum of five if we are as bad as we are at this game all the way through the week.
We're over two.
Sorry, I've just been given ten.
So maybe they're doing on the Ash London show as well.
And then we'll announce Friday if you've won a double pass,
nights of comm in Auckland and travel as well.
Thanks, Josh.
You did it very well.
You fooled Meg, and that's hard to do.
Yeah, it was just such a strange thing.
But, you know, yeah, good on you.
Make it up.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
I have this thing that I was talking to my girlfriends about
and how we realized that once we figured out that other people,
if not many other people
were going through the same thing as us.
Even though our hardship didn't go away,
it felt like a real relief.
I don't know why.
Do you feel that would mean as well?
Problem shared, problem half.
Yeah, it's just a human thing
where you realize, okay, I'm not the only one
that has gone through this. This is a normal
thing, even if it's really hard.
And people can get through it.
Yes. You know?
Exactly. It's just nice knowing that you're not alone
in the feelings, and so I wanted to start
to see if there was maybe a way we could bring it on here.
So I want to do a poll where I'm not going to get people on here
because I think it's a safe space to be anonymous in these sorts of things
but you can send a text 33443 or send me a DM
of something that you're going through and you sit there and go
I would love to know if it's just me struggling through this
also with the popularity of chat GBT I feel like
we're not using our community of friends as much anymore
and that kind of relates to the first poll this morning
because I found a lot of women in particular
messaged me last night
who are in their late 30s to early 40s
who have said that they're really struggling
with finding friendships.
That friendships have either slowly whittled away
after becoming a mum and then just getting really busy.
Especially if your lives are different
and you're having kids before,
your other friends, they can't relate.
Clint, that was one of them as well.
Somebody saying that they were the last person
to get pregnant are their friends
and they were with kids
and they are without kids, whether they want to have them or not.
And also trying to make new friends in your 40s
and having them stick and having them be real friendships
that you feel like you can find that place of being complete yourself with
that isn't from somebody that's knowing your whole life.
Yeah.
So poll this morning is, can you relate?
Are you somebody who is really struggling in adulthood with having friendships,
whether it's holding onto them or making new ones?
If you don't relate, then you can say no,
and I would love to find both.
sides of it and just see what the kind of split is.
But it seems so far that there's definitely a recurring feeling that friendships are just
either whittling away as we get older or harder to keep a hold of or make.
Could we talk to people that have maybe had this issue previously that have got the
answers, you know, that have maybe got through it and now they've got friends, lasting friendships?
If that's you or if you would like to be a person that just is, you know, relatively brave and
says that's me too and you want to give the person that's
DM'd some feeling of
camaraderie. I would love to give that person
in my DMs that. And you can
call up and say, that's me as well. I am also
really struggling with having a friend as an
adult. Who isn't my husband or my
kids? Then you don't feel broken and going,
oh, I'm the only one that's struggling with it. I know,
and it doesn't fix the issue. That's the thing. I can't
fix the issues. We can't sit here and tell you how
to make friends, but sometimes just knowing
that you aren't alone in it.
Takes the light off. Exactly. So let's see
if we can get anyone to call up next or just
text yes if you can relate
and know if you can relate and we'll get the results
of the poll and see what we find
coming throughout the show. Great one Meg.
Am I the only one poll this morning?
I want to try and make this a bit of a running thing
so you can keep texting me your suggestions
where if you're a little bit like, I don't know who to talk to about that,
I don't know how to find out, if I'm the only one in there.
I use my platform on Instagram
and I'm really lucky to have you guys talking to me
but if you don't have that, let us be the vessel
this morning. Are you struggling with friendships
in your older life?
lot of people are. Yeah, they are. Some aren't as well, which is good. We need to know both sides.
You can call us if you are feeling brave enough to give this person comfort. And if not just
text us and we can read out some of the texts. We've got Amy, who's a fake name and on
the voice disguiser. Morning, Amy.
Morning.
Morning. Do you find that this is something that you can or can't relate to having a struggle
with friendships in later life?
I don't have friends. I choose not to have friends.
Why is that?
Just because people have hurt me in the past where it's like a keep myself safe.
Wow.
Isn't it lonely though?
It's like a protection.
Do you have family at least?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, I have family, so I have my kids in my apartment.
And then I have my mum and my sister.
And, yeah, I'm happy with wife.
Oh, that's cool.
So that's, you've just gotten to the point.
So you're saying, like, kind of to this person, if they're struggling with friendships,
maybe try and flip your headspace a little bit and go,
well, actually, if you've got your partner as your best mate,
if you're lucky enough to be close to them, then that might be enough.
Yeah, maybe that's family.
I mean, we don't know too many details about the person.
Go on.
Yeah, well, see, I, like, know a lot of people, but I don't call them my friends.
Like, work, colleagues and all that kind of stuff.
So you're sort of protecting yourself in a way, aren't you?
Yeah, I have, like, two good friends, and I'm happy with that.
And it reminds me of the home alone thing, though,
when McCauley Colkin doesn't take his rollerblades out
because he's worried they're going to get hurt
and then guess what?
He grows out of them and they never get used.
Sometimes your heart will get broken,
but isn't that worth the risk of letting people in
and then benefiting your life and you there?
Sometimes you can just choose peace though, right?
You know, like there are both ways to it.
You're right.
Suppose if you've got a close sister and you've got your kids and think,
then you've got your tribe.
Maybe it's different.
Anonymous, never had friends since I left school
and we had kids, then we moved to New Zealand.
and still no friends, but don't need them.
Stick to animals.
Yeah.
You find a way.
Danny Alam, good morning.
Can you relate or no?
I 100% relate.
I think for me personally, we had children very, very young.
We were 19 and 21 when we had twins.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, now we've got number three.
So the twins are coming up 10.
And obviously for us, we were ahead of a lot of people our age.
So everyone else is still partying
And we were at home changing nippies and that
But I do think I did struggle for a long time
With the fact that I had friends in high school
And I'm still good friends with some of them
But you want to hold on to that
Because you're like, oh, if that's one thing I can have
And people that know me so well
But it's a season, you know, it comes and goes
And it's okay for that to happen
I think I've realized that now
as the kids have gotten older, it is okay, you know, to make new one.
That's so true as well, Danielle, with seasons.
Another person that I like this text that's come in,
I find it really hard to have friends that say,
I have no energy to catch up with people.
I work, I work.
I have a one and a half year old that doesn't sleep through the night.
I don't have time for myself, let alone other people.
And you have to hope, and that's what I kind of am in at the moment,
you have to hope that you have friendships,
even just one or two, that will last through that season,
that they understand you will come back to the,
them one day. I'm blown away by this actually. There's so many people and I kind of relate to
it as well. Like I've got friends but a lot of them have moved over to seas or they're out of the
city so it's hard to keep in touch with people and it takes a lot of energy to maintain those
friendships when you don't see them. So right Dan, somebody else said no I can't relate. I think
it's harder to maintain friendships as you get older but it is about effort. I have to put in
the effort and maintain a small circle of close friends and making new friends via Facebook groups
you get out what you put in. And some people don't make the effort. The friends that
Don't make the effort of the ones that sort of fall away.
Otherwise, Danielle, you're in South Auckland.
That's not far from Pocono.
And Fais said she's part of the Pocono wine ladies on Facebook.
Yes, someone put a post on a community Facebook page,
brave enough to invite a lot of random ladies to her house.
And two years later, they meet monthly age range from 33 to 70.
Nightmare.
Maybe it gains there, but...
My worst nightmare.
Strangers at your house, Dad.
You don't even have your friends over.
I know.
We're going to keep doing the poll throughout the show.
And by the end of the show, I have the results,
the kind of like percentages of who can.
and related and who can't just to make you feel less alone
if you were going through it too. Love that me.
Cool. All right, so you can keep that coming through. 3-3-4-3 on text.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Lesh, go!
The Edge. The Edge is easy money.
Here's your shot at $10,000.
Four-fast Day. Good morning.
Your chance to have a crack at $10,000 right now.
We got to question 8 or 9 at 7 o'clock.
She did very, very well.
Just didn't quite get the job done.
If you can give us 10 answers in 30 seconds, the cash is yours.
Here's a first-time caller.
Hello.
Morning, morning.
Morning.
Now, are you like one of these people that we met countless at Electric Avenue
that were like, I could do better than everybody I've heard on the radio?
Oh, I hope so.
I sort of get to that seven one and, yeah, hopefully I can pass through it.
All right, your letter is W this morning, Michael.
Don't hate that for you.
Okay.
I think that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, not bad.
If you need to pass, do it early and if we've got time, we'll come back, Michael.
Just no repeated answers.
Otherwise, best of luck, my bro.
W for winner.
Yep.
Thank you.
Okay, Michael, give me something you drink.
Water.
An animal?
Water horse.
A sports team.
White friends.
A children's book.
Where the Gruffalo.
What's that book?
Pass.
A verb.
Um, pass.
Something with no legs.
Worm.
A six-letter word.
Time, Michael.
Oh, so foul for you, Mahuosok.
It's where the wild things are.
You said, we're the wild things gruffalo.
Yeah, but there is a gruffalo as well, so you mix them up.
Some of the creatures.
I'll ask you the question now.
Boss sometimes asks us after a show.
How do you think you went?
Yeah, not good.
That's usually what we say as well.
The fact that you're asking makes me think.
And lucky, mate, sometimes, yeah, it's not your slumdog millionaire moment.
Sometimes the questions don't fall in your favour.
You know?
I love that he gave water horse a girl.
as well. It's a mystical creature from the movie
is our water horse.
I wonder if the boss would have paid that.
I guess he doesn't have to make the decision now.
Doubt it. All right, back again at
7 and 8 tomorrow morning. Otherwise polish up
on your skills on the rover app.
Up next, this is actually my favourite
part of the show when we started
this morning. I was like, oh, this is going to be
good. It's the behind the scenes
audio of the
man, I don't want to...
Oh, the dogs vomit that was my interview
Yeah, I was going to try and dress it up and be nice, but unfortunately,
due to technical difficulties, Meg was kind of stitched up in front of a big artist.
I think the term is train wreck, really, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a train wreck.
It was a shocker.
And unfortunately, the word has gotten to Australia about Meg's blunder.
And we reached out to that radio station and they've sent us their audio.
Oh, good.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Okay, if you don't work in radio, we get to do.
do interviews with
cool fun people like
singers
and actors and celebrities
even Liam Lawson after the show
Formula One driver, Kiwi Lad, after
the show today so hopefully he'll be on the show
Wednesday. Hopefully I don't stuff that one up
as much as Meg did this one. No I didn't
stuff anything up actually. This was
something that we'd never done before
Ash London who kept up for my maternity leave so I'm sure you know and love her
as much as we do. She has also got
the drive show or sorry the afternoon show
and our boss thought, hey, why don't you two girls do it together?
Do a Hillary Duff interview.
And we're like, oh, we've never done that before.
That's kind of cool.
A tandem interview.
A tandem interview.
You know, the leading lady from breakfast and the leading lady from the afternoons?
Great.
Come together.
We're friends.
We're awesome.
We got up to the studio.
So there was a certain place we were doing this recording.
There were big screens all around us.
It's a soundproof studio.
There are microphones and there are headphones.
We put the headphones on.
We're talking to the microphone.
If I talk right now in the microphone, I can hear myself.
Nothing was being heard in these microphones.
They're not on.
The microphones are off, cool.
The screens, black, blank.
So Ash and I are sitting there, and we do what friends do in a room that's soundproof with no people in it.
We chat, we natter, we talk about whatever we want, we're running late.
It's about 20 minutes late.
We're going, I'm thinking Hillary's running late because usually celebrities are with these interviews.
Are they not boys?
Boys, always.
I've never had an on-time interview.
The more famous they are, the more late they are.
We're chatting about everything.
To the point, like, I don't even remember we were talking,
just you and your mate in a room alone talking.
Gas bagging.
Gas bagging.
Anything.
It comes to a point, it's been quite a long time with shit chatting,
and then I hear our producer Carl come into my headphones and goes,
he goes, oh, by the way, like, Hillary's there,
but we're just having connected audio yet.
And I was like, oh, okay, oh, God, okay.
That was scary.
You know, that was a worry, because we've been sitting here chatting.
We do the interview.
It's still a disaster because we can hear our voices doubling back on ourselves on the headphones.
I'm happy when it's over.
Mead got people fired after it.
He's like heads are going to roll.
It was a nightmare interview.
I was very happy for it.
To be ended, we got cut short because we were running so late.
And when we were cut short, is when I maybe realized that our microphones weren't off when I thought they were.
Because Hillary said this.
Hillary, we love you.
We're so excited to see you.
But you guys telling me that you love the album, I was loving your chatter beforehand and whatever
you're talking about, forget-me-nots.
My friend and I just got Forget Me Notts.
Hey guys, I'm so sorry to cut this short, but we need to...
Oh, I'm such a good time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I wish you could see my face in that exact
moment when I was like, what do you mean? Forget me notes? What are you talking about?
The only thing I have that's forgetting nuts on my body is my vagina titter that you
guys know about that I've spoken about.
One of two.
A tribute to your grandparents, isn't it?
So what do you mean?
I didn't brought up Forget Me Notts in the interview at all.
What do you mean?
Hillary just said, I loved your chatter before.
Where you spoke about Forget Me Not tattoos.
Wait, so you were talking to Ash about this before?
Why were you talking about your basement tattoos?
Ash looked down at my hand and she said, I like your ring.
And I was like, oh, thank you.
It's, forget me not.
My mom got it for me.
And I was like, just love for China.
I think.
I don't remember what I said, Clint.
I was just talking to my friend.
And if you knew to the show and you don't know about these tattoos,
it was when you were very young and you wanted a tribute to your big rampia.
Yeah, I know.
And your mother would let you have a tattoo, right?
So I had it from it.
So I got it in a place.
I just got it in my, like, very, very low bikini line.
I just say it's my vagina, but it's right on there.
You're not going to see it if I'm wearing undies.
You know what I mean?
Was that before you got the risk, learn, listen, inspired tattoo also there.
Oh, God.
I got that one.
Okay.
Okay.
I was irrelevant.
I didn't want to bring it up again.
What I'm mortified about is I don't know how the story doesn't die.
I didn't bring it up to Hillary.
I didn't bring it.
I don't know why we're still talking about it.
But it's my fault yet again.
Here we are in prime time.
Somehow, my microphone wasn't off.
And we probably would have been like, you know what, don't worry.
She would have forgotten about it, moved on with the next interview.
And that would be it, never thought of again.
But we're not the only ones talking about it, Clinton.
Turns out she brought it up with a Nazi radio station because it rarely landed with her that hard.
See, I haven't heard this yet.
And I almost don't believe it.
any radio station as well. It's like the second biggest in Australia.
Yeah, Ricky Lee and Tim on Nova.
They've said that's audio.
Yeah, good buggers.
What dreams are made of?
Men Kitchen, I was Hilary Duff.
Ahead of her coming to New Zealand in October.
Our dreams have come true, but.
We were sitting, me and Ash, in a room alone, microphones were off, screens were off.
Turns out when I realised she had overheard our 12-minute private.
conversation between Ash and I
at the very end of the interview.
Hillary, we love you.
We're so excited to see you.
Can't wait to see you.
You guys telling me that you love the album,
I was loving your chatter beforehand
and whatever you're talking about,
forget-me-nots.
My friend and I just got
Forget Me Not Teddick.
Hey guys, I'm just so sorry to cut this short
but we don't see you.
So she's saying, I got a figure-me-not-tend-me-not-tatter-as-well.
And then the line went dead.
Can you imagine my mind and my face
in that moment of going,
Can we just take a moment to respect how patient Hillary Duffers
was sitting there for 12 minutes listening to that chat?
Listening to that.
Incredible.
Not many celebrities would do that.
Yeah, so if I had any hope that what she said about forget me not tattoos
wasn't what I thought it was, apparently that's gone out the window.
Yeah, because now she knows that you have Forget Me Not Tattoo with a little flowers
of tribute to your granddad and grandma.
Manana.
Do you don't need to write anything?
Between your legs.
Between my legs.
Anyway, the top.
Why, isn't that where you're...
No, more leg, it's the top part.
It's not on the lips of it.
Well, the issue is Meg, we're not the only ones talking about.
In fact, it's made its way across the ditch to Australia.
Next interview after us, because they sort of line them up back to back to back,
was Ricky Lee and Tim on Nova.
And we know that because producer Carl ended up getting a call or an email from the publicist.
One of my favourite moments of the year so far, a call from the publicist.
Like a giggly, gossipy schoolgirl going,
you are not going to believe what I just overheard on the Australian interview.
Good.
And so, Kelsey, can we get the audio so we can hear it for ourselves?
And they said, yeah, and then they sent us this.
Have you had any kind of Zoom mishaps?
I mean, you are doing a lot of interviews via link.
Have you heard anything you shouldn't have in this process?
I was actually just on the New Zealand station,
and we were having some technical difficulties.
And I heard one of them tell the other one that she had a forget-me-not-tot-tot-to-on-her-b-ha-ha.
That's just not real.
There's no way that actually...
That is incredible.
The fact that...
And they probably haven't heard of us.
They're a big show over in Australia
and they're like, that's the only fact they know about you, Meg,
that you've got that on your...
I just...
What I don't...
I just... I can't even...
That's cool.
It doesn't feel like one of those real life moments
of...
There's so many things had to happen for that to happen.
It was almost like the Stars Aline, Clip.
The fact that Tim even...
said, have there been any misaps
right after the massive mishap?
Maybe because the interviews were
so delayed, he assumed that there been
some different, I don't know.
That must have been, maybe.
It's almost like we knew
the story and then flicked him to
me text and said, yo, ask it this.
They're actually wanting to chat to you on their show tomorrow
Meg about it. No, they aren't.
Yeah, you're going on life.
No, they are. It's just so... What
annoys me is that at least
it sounds like Hillary knew she overheard it,
and wasn't me trying to be like,
Hillary is what I've got down there.
It's like so cringe.
It's so cringe.
It's so cringe.
I mean, and also, I now somehow have a matchy in tattoo with Hillary Duff, which is quite cute.
We saw her who's on a completely different place.
Yeah, she showed me her arm one, and I was like, oh, here's mine.
Duff, Duff up with the top of your dress.
Got real close to show Duff and Muff.
Oh.
God, me.
I'm leaning in now.
Yeah, good on you.
It's happened.
It's done.
Can we stop talking about it?
Now they're best friends. Sorry, we're done.
You mentioned it.
Clint McGintan Dan.
A few stories we want to chuck on your radar for 3rd of March.
It's Clint Megan Dan's.
Average.
I mean, I was just going to say there's lots going on in the world at the moment.
Clint, a lot of negativity.
Well, I don't know if this is going to make people feel any better.
It's going to anger.
Anyone that loves a cheap coffee,
they reckon the average flat white is now around $7.
Oh, I've noticed that it's gone on exponentially.
and if you get anything with like fancy milk,
it's another 60, 70 cents on top of that.
Well, uh, flight coffee managing director Richard
reckons that it should sit around $10
to be sustainable in the face of climbing rents, ingredients and wages.
Ten dollars.
Yes.
Ten dollars for a coffee.
That's mental.
I would not, that's daylight robbery.
It's so, especially when you get a small and get a couple of bits of milk
if you've got a cappuccino.
Well, that's chump change.
If you're in Nelson, you can pay up to $55 for a coffee
at Victor's Cafe in Nelson.
What are you getting for $55?
Is it one of those coffee beans
that was pooped out by an elephant?
Pooped out?
You know, people pay a lot of money for the coffee beans.
The elephants eating coffee beans anyway.
I read a story.
Gary Anglin.
Yeah, the guy Nick, who owns the cafe,
he's talking about saying
it's all about the experience
and these beans that come from Columbia,
which I thought most of the beans.
If I would have guessed anything,
I would have seen Columbia and beans.
What's the experience in your wallet?
So they have normal coffee,
but I guess much like when you go to
fancy restaurant and they have champagne or whiskey
and they have top shelf and then just
house stuff. They have like normal
coffee and then they have a cup that will cost you
set you back $55 for a coffee.
Is there any more information about why it's worth that much?
He just goes on about the experience and the taste of it
and how it's better. I'd rather
experience a $5 coffee if I'm honest.
I think it's just one of those things they offer
so that they get chat and it's working.
Congratulations Nick. We're talking about your cafe.
Moving on. There's a new face alert.
Have we got an alarm sound, new face
alert, new face alert.
Oh, could I take the guesses? Is it Demi Moore?
No. Is it...
Oh gosh, who asked him on having you? It's. Chris, Jenna.
No, we talked about Bradley Cooper's new face last year.
You can still see that if you text Cooper to 33443.
He's got a new facelift.
Ryan Reynolds?
Jim Carrey.
Oh, yes.
You wouldn't swap Ryan Reynolds' face?
No, he's definitely had a facelift.
Yeah. And I would say that Jim Carrey had a great face until recently,
everybody's talking about how they think Jim Carrey's passed away.
I've seen these conspiracy theories.
It's driving me crazy, guys.
He has had a facelift and a brow lift.
You can see the earlobes have changed shape
because he's sewn, cut open his face,
sewn them back and then lifted his eyebrows up.
It's kind of like though when you get a haircut or hair-coloured.
And you've got to give it like a few days for it to settle.
Is it like with facelifts?
Like you just need a few more months for you.
Sometimes that's the case, Glenn,
because sometimes you see them straight away.
You're like, that's bad.
And then they settle and you go, oh.
I'll go.
I think there's something's gone wrong.
You can text Jim to 3343 if you want to see a photo of Jim's new face.
People are saying it's an imposter.
It's a different person.
He's like sitting at home or passed away.
Jim's pretty known for his like heavyset eyebrows and like heavy brow.
And because if eyebrows have been lifted, it's made his eyes look more rounder.
But I've seen, I've even seen somebody faking online saying that they like pretended to be him and more prosthetics than they are the person that showed up.
I've seen people saying, oh, Jim said if you ever see me in a few years time, it won't be.
conspiracy theorists are going on.
Everyone just needs to go to Lindsay Lohan's surgeon.
Oh yeah, amen.
Although maybe she stayed home for years and let it settle.
Because we didn't see her for ages.
I think Jim's needs to be fired, if I'm honest.
So many people texting Jim to three, three, four, three.
I think we're not used to seeing men get work done,
and so it feels very strange.
It's very normalized for women to get facelifts.
But when you sit on a guy, you're like, what's happened there?
But he's had work done.
Maybe he went too tight.
You know how tight do you want to go?
I think he has.
And he's got, it looks like he's got,
cheekbone implants.
Yeah.
It's just a different man in my opinion.
He just looks very different.
Do you think it is a different man, Dan?
No.
Okay, go.
No, no, no.
He's just very different face.
And it hasn't gone younger or older.
It's just very different.
Just leave it as I was, Jim.
Well, the segue from here is we getting into the A list of list next.
And Jim Carrey, I think, is one of the most contentious ones early on.
For me...
He's on the B list.
He was on the B.
We didn't even need to reference Jim Carrey or any of his movies.
where he's from, right?
He's on the B list.
Because everyone knows who he is.
He's on the B list
because that stands for botched surgery.
That's what the face looks like at the moment.
And I think he deserves to be there now.
I reckon we need a week, Meg,
where we just take stock of who's on the A, B, and C list
and work out three names that need to move.
Because I think it ruins the credibility of the list sometimes.
Jim Carrey.
He's just about hurt that David Schwimmer didn't make it.
No, he's another one.
He's another one.
He's another one.
Cheney Taitem should not be on the A list,
then I was standby there.
He's sullying that list.
Clint Megan Dan.
Still taking your votes on 0800,
or 334-334-4-4 whether you're someone
who finds it hard to make friends as an adult.
Danielle, obviously, she's found it very hard
because she ended up having twins at 19.
Obviously, for us, we were ahead of a lot of people
who are at all that.
Everyone else was still partying, and we were at home changing nippies and that.
Yeah, so Texan, can you relate 3343 yes or no
to finding it hard to make or keep friendships as you grow older?
Yeah, we'll have the results before 9 o'clock this morning.
This list is going to piss me off.
Can I just say that?
I already feel it in my bones
because I think I know Dan's going to say
one's a B and I think this person is an A.
You know what?
And I'm just going to preface.
The A list, let's think of it as a room
of the most famous people in the world.
And I'm the bouncer at the door.
Jason Statham's on that list.
He shouldn't have got in there.
He shouldn't have been on it.
Good luck stopping Statham at the door.
And the B list is a great room to be in.
But he's not an A list.
All right, let's go through the names this morning.
You can text in your thoughts, please.
The B-Lis would be fun, actually,
because you put Jim Carrey there and David Schwimmer,
both of which I'd love to hang out with.
Oh, you can go on the B-Lis Clintz,
so you wouldn't be anywhere near the B-Lis-Roo.
All right, first one, John Travolta.
He's A.
John Travolta.
Absolutely not.
He's A, he's John Travolta.
He's one of the most famous names in the world.
John.
He's the most.
Hey, name a more famous John.
John Hamm.
No, you know that's not true.
Who is that?
John Travolta is John Travolta.
The most famous job.
He was in Greece.
He was...
Oh, Sandy.
Put another dime in the dofarts.
Yeah, and one of the, again, most famous movies of all time.
Yeah.
He's in a B. He's a B. I'll give him a B.
Oh, God, okay.
John Travolta.
What's he done in the last decade?
Bruno Mars.
A.
Clint?
Oh, Clint, have you putting...
Jason Statham.
there you can put like Bruno Mars
is an easy one
you know because we know his music does the world
know outside of like America
the UK Aussie and New Zealand
are you high
sometimes I wonder about you
so you're saying Bruno Mars
is more universally
worldwide known than
John Travolta
yes
no I'm putting him at a B
is a B you are one of the biggest
fools I've ever met now I genuinely
think that
the last one of the last
And I think she's an A, I feel like you're both going to say she's a B,
Octavia Spencer.
Never, I've never heard of her, C.
Which is this what you, it's just that really just, you know, she has won 40 awards.
I wasn't going to say I've never heard of her.
She's won an Oscar, three nominations.
So she's an actress?
Yes, she's won one Golden Globe, one BAFTA, she's won four screen actors Guild Awards.
What's her name again?
I forgot.
Oh my God.
Can I just say, Clint, I'm going to stop me there because you're going to look like an idiot.
I have heard.
of her and I think she is probably one of the best actresses in the world.
But in terms of fame...
You don't think Octavia Spencer, the name?
I don't think she's famous enough.
How can you win 40 awards and be nominated for 70
and still not be seen as an A-Lister?
She's in there with John Travolta.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, I've googled it. Yeah, totally.
I know her. She's incredible.
Incredible actress, amazing movies.
But a few went around and asked people who she was.
I don't think they'd know until he showed her a face.
Oh, that makes me wild.
All right.
She is in a C, based on now knowing who she is, put her at B.
But I reckon if you win it, by name alone, I reckon people go, who is that?
She's in there with John Travolta on the B list.
And I would actually say that John Travolta is lucky to be there.
Okay, we need you to text, they're not called us.
I 800 of the edge.
John Travolta, A, B, O'B, or C.
Bruno Mars, A, A, B, or C.
And Octavia Spencer, I'm so far, I feel like I'm getting defeated already in her.
I feel so bad for her, but also with her.
So many people I'd never heard of it never.
Oh, my God, that's so sad.
You all know who she is.
Amazing black actress who was just absolutely blown everyone out of the water
with how many nominations and awards she's won.
There's some angry people.
Some people saying that John Travolta should be a C.
I kind of agree with you.
Whatever?
John Travolta.
Bruno B.
I see you, Kimmy.
Yeah, what's up?
Ellie, B for Bruno Mars.
A lot of people saying he's A as well.
This is making me so happy.
All right, let's go to a break and get your thoughts on it next.
We are doing the A-List list and arguing over his A-B-List status.
Yeah, A-Less the list this morning is John Travolta, Bruno Mars and Octavia Spencer.
I seem to be out in a limb by myself saying that she's an A.
In fact, I saw a good text, somebody saying,
I didn't know who Octavia was, then I googled her.
She's a B without a photo and then an A with a photo.
Once you realize who she is, but that means she can't be an A.
I understand that.
If people can't, I...
See your face.
And it pains me to think that this incredible female actress who has done so much in her industry is going to be a B.
But I'll put it out.
This is the most contentious running I think we've ever had of the segment the A-Lister
because there's a lot of disagreement, even on the text machine.
Normally we only disagree on one, maybe two names.
We're disagreeing on all three this morning, so it's over to you.
Okay, let's go to Kimmy.
Hey Kimmy, what is your findings for A, B or C list?
Good morning, team.
This feels like it's becoming an occurrence Monday morning for us.
Yeah, even though it's a Tuesday.
Okay, so John was a-in-A.
He started his first career in the 70s, you know?
So they know, fever, Greece, isn't cowboy,
all the way to 2007 when he was in hairspray.
Yeah, all like shit movies, can I just say.
Pulp Fiction's face off in great films.
Kimmy, my darling, we've got so many people to talk to.
We just need you to tell me now who is Bruno.
So John is an A.
Okay, thank you.
Bruno Mars is a B.
Right.
And Octavia, so I didn't know who she was,
but I thought she was a C.
When I googled her, I was like,
I know who she is, she's a B, because I had to Google her.
I'm like right with you, Kimi.
You're smart woman.
No.
Like, that's just...
Hey, it's the people showing that the side of that.
Matt is saying that we're all on crack.
So Matt, who are we saying John Travolter is?
A, B, or C?
Yeah, you lot have all been on the glass barbie this morning,
I'm crazy.
John Travolta is the biggest of A-star.
Pulp Fiction. How many Tarantino films?
It's just these two on the glass barbecue.
I mean, they wouldn't even get to a party at my house the other two.
Neither, mate.
No, I had a puff of me.
Me. You should hang out without them.
I don't know. He maybe was on the A list in the 70s, but not anymore.
So Matt was saying John is an A, Bruno is a B.
That's happened twice.
Now let's go to Jennifer. Jennifer.
John Travolta, A or B.
Oh, my goodness, you guys.
He is an A all day, every day.
All day.
I put him on the list.
All day.
Meg, do you agree with this, do you?
Yes, I believe John Travolter is an A.
Dan even said off here, even at the height of John Travolta's career, he was never an A.
I don't think so.
Why do you hate the guy?
I just think that he's going to walk into that room.
Tom Cruise is going to turn around.
Beyonce's going to go, who that?
This is going to be...
Alex is Exxon St. John Travolter is simply a washed-up A-lister.
He is? He's a wash.
He used to be on the A, maybe.
All right, Jennifer.
Is Bruno is a B or an A?
Bruno's definitely a B.
And Octavia, like you said,
I'm so sorry, though, Meg.
She is definitely
because I have never heard her name.
I'm like the man of the people.
Everyone is agreeing with my exact line.
You have two Teslas and two bidet up bades.
You're not a man of the people.
Oh my gosh.
I'm not sure what that is to do with anything
except the fact that everyone agreed.
Look at everybody.
Excuse me.
Everybody's standing up.
Dan, sit down.
You're sitting down.
I'm just really tall, Clint.
Shane.
Dan's getting so weirdly angry about three people.
He's never met.
And he's like protecting them at all costs.
It is my turn to talk.
I am fine making the final count.
I'm going through all the texts.
The final results are, John Travolta
is an A-lister.
Obviously, agree.
God, that place is going to stink after he goes in there.
Bruno Mars is it being listed.
Thank you, agree.
Dan, I don't know. I can't.
Have you looked at the text machine, Meg?
Yes, I have. And look, even people were saying he's a C.
I don't know what to do here, Dan.
Maybe you just don't listen to those idiots.
Well, I can't, that's the voices.
It's the masses.
And they're saying that Bruno is a bee.
So, two for two.
Yeah, what was the third one?
And Octavia is also a bee.
Yeah.
Somehow between, I don't, I mean, I'm having one.
Thank you. That's where it should have landed.
So you've absolutely nailed that.
See what you've done now, people that have texted, agreeing with Clint?
You've given him more of an ego.
You've pumped up his tires far too much.
We're going to have to deal with this now, me.
I know, I actually want to, I need it.
I'm just going to go to the, I need a space.
I just can't believe.
I'm putting Bruno Miles on the B-list.
That just blows my mind.
What?
Oh, that's how it goes.
All right, Matt, I'll see Friday for a beer, buddy.
Nice work.
Oh, so he did bribe.
That's just one of my people.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's a shocker.
Clint Megan Dan.
Am I the only one?
Talk to me, thoughts on me.
Yeah, a new thing that we're doing
just to kind of hopefully make you feel a little bit of relief
if you're listening to this
and have something weighing on your mind.
Somebody else might also have the same issue.
and it feels very nice to me
even though the problem hasn't gone away
to know that I'm not alone in it
so trying to be that vessel for you
we this morning did one that was sent in to me on my DMs
saying that somebody was struggling
to make new friends in their late 30s
and somebody else had also had a similar sort of idea
of struggling to keep friends in their late 30s
when it came to having kids and a husband
they had no energy for anybody other than themselves
Not even themselves.
That's the common thread with a lot of the feedback we've got this morning
is kids are, there's people that have kids
that have no energy, like you say, Meg,
that don't have time to make new friends.
And also people that don't have kids, but their friends do.
And suddenly, you know, there's no time anymore
for that person to meet up any.
It's a funny someone else here is that 21,
and they say it's extremely difficult,
especially with the online world now.
No one socialises anymore.
Whereas then other people have argued that social media
has made it, it's never been easy.
to keep in contact with people through Instagram.
But to make a friend, how do you make a friend on social media?
Well, you can DM anybody off the back of their story
and then you get chatting.
And I guess they're arguing that that's the way you can make a friend.
But then other people, maybe they're saying
that those relationships are a bit more trivial
or they're not real friendships.
I think you're lucky if you've made, like myself,
I made some strong connections when I was much younger,
like at high school.
And those connections have stuck.
But it is the making new friends
that is the tricky one,
because you have to put so much effort in to start in it.
Who has the time and the energy to do that?
So I did do the poll.
I counted them all up behind the scenes.
And we have a 94% agree with it being hard later in life
to keep friends or make new ones with only 6% of people saying,
no, I put the effort in and I find it relatively easy
to keep my friends around me.
Thanks for those people to message.
You're sort of bragging there, aren't you?
But we needed that feedback.
No, we need, you know, and also, yeah, you're on the loan if you find it easy to make friends.
It's just interesting to see that, yeah, behaving friends when we're older is tough.
It was a good point you made, Dan, like if you're at school, you're kind of forced to invest that time.
And if you're at work, you're forced to invest that time because you're just around each other every day.
It's outside of those times where you just maybe don't necessarily always have the time to invest it.
And Meg, I think you probably would agree with me that of the three of us clince the best of making friends.
Yes, but making new friends.
Yeah, like you're very good at kind of like just making people feel like they're really important.
And I guess that means that they would go, I want to be his friend.
Some people can find that annoying where I meet them and then you hang out.
Maybe it's like sports teams as well.
I find it easy to make a lot of good friends through sports because you have a common interest, I suppose.
Maybe I need to take up a sport.
I think Clint is the most friends, I would say, rather than...
I think my kids are in nature though as well, where the pressures come off at 8 and 9,
where I have more time to invest into friendships.
Whereas hard when you guys are in the trenches with, you know,
two-year-old in a seven-week, month old, sorry.
Maybe it's meeting friends through your kids as well.
You know, like if they're playing sport,
you meet their parents through other staff.
Have you ever had that where there's like a couple
you think they're really cool and you want to be their friend?
So you try and convince your kid to go chat to make it?
My kids are loner as well, unfortunately.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure that a couple of times.
I've tried that a couple of times
and I've never got more text back.
Huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, God, she's message, guys.
Block.
Block. Blok. Blot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And how much do you keep pushing, right?
I didn't.
Yeah, there's no way I'm going to put the message again.
Yeah.
People are just polite sometimes
and maybe didn't mean to want to hang out again
and just say yes because it's easy to say it fit to your face.
So I guess the bottom line is if you're one of these people
that struggles to make friends, you're not alone.
You're not alone out there.
Yeah, just keep on, keeping on.
If you've got another question,
or something you want me to test and ask the, you know, everybody else about.
You can text in now, 3, 3, 3, 4.3.
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