The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW you sure it's a ghost?

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

This podcast description was not blatantly written by AI because Elon has obviously wet the bed... Still a great pod though.  

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. The head's bricky. Hits harder in Auckland. Good morning.

It is bang on 6 o'clock Tuesday. Welcome to the show. Also, if you're feeling a little... This week, reminder, it's a long weekend. Yeah. Praise the Lord in heaven. You know what I don't even know. realize until Clint texted

who's saying it's this weekend. Yeah, I was like, wow. We get a lot more long weekends, I think, than you do in Ozzy, Ash. Yeah, but we get things like in Melbourne, you get Melbourne Cup off and you get the AFL grandfinal off. That's so crazy, they'll just give them like a sporting grandfinal. Even if Melbourne's not even in the final. Yeah, regardless.

It's irrelevant. And it's Diwali this week, isn't it? I know. Because I heard lots of fireworks last time. I was getting angry. I was like, why is there fireworks? And I need everyone to just chill out on that. Is that just a one-night thing, or is it going to happen for the whole lot of the day.

I don't know. A lot of fireworks piss me off. The dogs were going crazy in the neighbourhood. I was like, buddy's going to wake up. Even around Guy Fawks, you'll get like about a weak lead-up and then about a weak tail. We don't have them in Australia, illegal. Yeah, good, I want them banned.

You would never hear them unless it was like, you know. What age is it? Where you go from thinking they are the best? I've never liked them. I've always been scared of them. I've always worried for the animals. Me too. Yeah, I always worry.

We had a greyhound honey, rest in peace, 14 years old. We lost it last year. it's fine. And we had a thing called a licky mat. And it looks like a silicon waffle, like a waffle. And you cover it in peanut butter. Oh, yeah, I've seen them. And you'd give it to it when she'd be so distracted for a good hour,

just trying to lick all the pan. And otherwise, oh, absolute nightmare scenes. Yeah. And the ones in Sydney where we live, because of Sydney Harbour, best fireworks on the planet, you get the early fireworks with the kids. That's 45 minutes.

And then you get the late, one, half an hour. Yeah, yeah. I think a fireworks just to pay 20 minutes max. Yeah, done. Well, it would be right, I think, if they even just restrict it to you're allowed your own personal fireworks, but you can only let them off on the day. And if you get caught letting them off outside, you get fine. And then everyone just tolerates it for 24 hours.

Cup the Grinchers. I think, no, but one day's good. Then everybody can just go crazy for that night. You know, everybody knows, oh, well, it's just one night. Yep, okay. Fekle, fackle, fackle. When Dan becomes Prime Minister. Yep, which is not, I don't worry you can not far away.

No, you've done way too many embarrassing things that we're coming. out of the woodwork. Yesterday alone. Hey, hey, hey. Clint, megan, Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. In Surin, a little more on the edge. Four past six.

He's going to be in the country. Not that long, eh? January. He's kicking off his world tour in Altero. So exciting. So it's going to be fresh. It might be a bit nervy. And is there public knowledge who's going to be opening for him?

Because they are joining us on the show before 7 o'clock this morning. That's joy, the guy that thinks, baby. Manamamumum. I'm a dark side. He was a guy. I reckon away to the dark. Vance Joy is one of those artists that I imagine he'd be like a real troubled, like, creative type. He's not at all.

Isn't he? No, do you know, he was a footy player, like, in the VFL, which is like before you go pro. Wow. Yeah, so he went to a school in Melbourne that's like famous for making, like, sports stars, pretty much. What happened? Just injury? No, I don't know, but he just maybe just decided to be a musician instead. He could be richer.

He worked out for him. rich. Because music, you can do that forever and collect royalties. You've got, what, six years? And then you have to become a coach or, I don't know, run school programs. True, but I would think you'd make a lot more money if you're just looking at a yearly basis being like a professional athlete. But you're right, the longevity of a musician.

But also in Australia. Taylor Swift got into Van's Joy. And he supported Tyler Swift from one of her tours in Australia, I believe. So I think he would have made quite a lot of coin in Rip Tide era. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Good on him.

Good on him. A really nice guy, too. He does seem like a lovely man. He's a nice guy. That's why we need MTV Cribs to come back. Oh, yes. You know, those people where you go, they were big for a while.

How much success did they have off the back of that one or two songs? And then you do like an MTV Cribs where, I don't know, sorry, if you're too young, a camera crew would show up to the house, and then some semi-famous celebrity would open the door. Hey, this is Van's Joy. Welcome to my crib. Yeah.

And then follow him in. I always would judge the crib. as well. If they had like a foot three bedroom house, they'd be like, what a pop-a-po? Why don't they do this show? I was like, that's way bigger than my house. Sometimes they would rent houses though, you know, they weren't even their real houses. Oh, really? So they'd just get a really nice house just to make it.

I did a Pistake-old one when we were staying in the Gold Coast and we got given like a luxury escapes accommodation. It was like eight bedroom and they all had their own onsuit as like a contra social media thing. So I did like an MTV cribs and come check out my Gold Coast place. And it was the nostalgia of it for the

millennials. It was quite fun. Yeah. You can do a cribs at your house clean It's very bougie It'll be quick though Yeah I know But it'd be lovely I'd still judge it All right

Us versus the playlist Are we gonna rival Beyonce? I've got to imagine her crib Oh which one though She'll never let you inside She's so private Three hour episode to get round it Yeah

Yeah Now they just do Is it vanity fairs Like 72 or 73 questions Or the architectural Digest they're the best ones And they're pretty much walking through the house while they're answering questions anyway.

The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. I would say that where is my husband, which you'll be hearing a lot of later on the show, is like the 2026 version of single ladies. It is, yeah. Yeah. Same concept. But one's like, hooray, single ladies.

The other one's like sick of being a single lady where my husband are. But I digress. My house is haunted, guys. That or there's a baddie living in the attic. I've always kind of, part of me's wanted to live in a haunted house. I'd love to just experience what it would be like.

Yes. Well, yesterday, me and my little fano went to Cornwall Park, which is a big park in central Auckland, we spent a couple of hours there. And then because we had two cars, we had to come home separately. So I was first with Buddy and Adrian was five minutes behind. Must be nice.

He ignored, because our boss called him on the way home, Leon, and Leo loves to chat. Yeah. Oh, God, he loves to chat, especially to my husband. Anyway, I digress it again. So I get home with Buddy, and I go and I put the key in the front door, and I turn around to just pick up all the stuff, and then this door starts shaking as if someone's on the other side trying to get out,

like do-d-d-d-d-da-d-d-cig-d-a-d-took. And then Buddy goes, whoa, Mama, is Daddy home already? I thought, he must be home, and I looked around his car wasn't there. And I was instantly freaked out, even though it was like full sunlight. It was like, you know, 5 p.m. And I was like, hey, buddy, I reckon we wait for Daddy and when Daddy comes home because I didn't want to go in the house. So I'll wait for Adrian, I'm like, babe.

Gotta be tough for my son, but we won't go inside. He was so confused because he was like, why are we going inside? If you're not scared, let's play outside. Just as the wind was shaking the door. It was so, it wasn't the wind. No windows were open, and I've never seen the door do that. It was like, do, do, do, do, do, do. Like, I can't explain the veracity of which it was.

And you took everything else out of the equation, just went straight to ghost. Is it? No. Hey. Okay, let me go. Talk to him what this could be. Or robber. Robber?

Baddy. But that's a bad robber move to go straight to the door where the family that lives in their house is coming home and go straight at. You go out the back door. True that. Well, the whole back of the house is glass. So I let Adrian, I mean, buddy, wait there. I was like, hey, buddy, hop on the trampoline.

And then I was very brave and went and had a look. And my laptop was still this. I know I was stealing anything. So when Adrian comes home, I tell him, like, baby, you did he go out of school. So he goes in, checks the rooms. We're fine. And then. Surprising.

What does he take with him? him, by the way. Nothing. Bad ass. Just his fist. Just his fist. No, bad, nothing. He's like, leave it to me, babes.

Does he know martial art? He did one jiu-jitsu class once. That'll save him. So the problem is if a guy's going to attack him and he needs to quickly drop down onto his back and get his legs up in the air. Otherwise, they can't do anything, those jihitsu guys. You want to fight a jihitsu guy standing up.

You never let him take you to the ground. If I'm about to get into a fight in a man who lays down and puts his legs up in the air, I'm running away. I'm actually going to be like, that's why Jujito's so good because men are like, I don't want my dick touching your dick.

No, thank you. And then this morning, I obviously got up early, and then I kept hearing a noise. Like, you know the noise that a computer or a TV make sometimes when you turn it on? It's like a sting,

like a, no, like a, like that sort of sting that's like that. I kept hearing it over and over again. But the Netflix, someone's the Rob was watching. This is on my Netflix account. So I go downstairs and again our living room is all glass so I can't see out but people can see him.

It's very chic. Yeah, palms and robbers where I don't want. So then I'm getting my breakfast ready and I hear this. And I'm like, what's that? But I can't, because it's black through the glass and that's faster and then it's slow and I'm like, okay, I'm done. Straight to ghost again. She's gone straight to ghost.

Or robber though. So that I go up, says, agent, wake up, wake up, I need you to walk me with the car, I'm too scared. So he had to get up in his undies and walk me to the car. What a nightmare. You need to start taking jihitsu classes.

I know, but then when I got out there, my scary neighbour was just standing on the road. So, like, thank God, Adrian was with me because if I had walked out of there already scared and I shouldn't say he's a scary neighbour, I don't actually know him, he might be lovely, this man is just standing on the road, I would have shat my pants.

Was it her neighbour or was it, Clint? Or was it this? Is that the sound? Kind of like that. You just need to turn your TV off at night. No, I, it wasn't on, darling. I think something's going on in my house. Who you're going to call?

There's also a big attic, but sometimes I get scared that people are living in the attic. Wait, wait, wait. So after that, very long journey, we sort of know what it was. Cool. That was a great story to tell. I reckon, I reckon there's someone in the... I think you're still in your attic. I hope he is,

because at least we'll have an ending to this bloody story. Sometimes, Clint, this is the thing. Paranormal stories don't have an ending. That's right. You know, they're open-ended. No, the good ones do, because then they go,

and then it was this. Imagine a Scooby-Doo episode and right at the end. They don't actually pull the mask off the head. My life isn't Scooby-Doo, man. Life doesn't give you answers all the time. Yeah, and he'll be laughing when Ash doesn't turn up to work tomorrow because she's been possessed by some sort of ghost.

Yeah, or murder in my sleep. That's why I said to Adrian when he groaned when they said and need you to walk me that a car. I said, well, if I get murdered, that's on you. And then he got up. Do you know what? Adrian, your husband, sounds like the type of guy that if we messaged him today and said, hey, could we get a spare key cut so we can get on the inside of the door and rattle?

He'd be like, yeah, go on me. I swear, if you did that, if you did that, I would never come back to work. I'm going to go over to her house and turn on Netflix. She'll freak out. She's just getting, we're just all out of the place. No, no, that's not funny. I want to cope with that. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Lesh, go. First call of the day! First call of the day! Yes, going to Nick. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How you go? How do you say your last name? Is it Braeburn?

Brabun. Brabun. Oh, not like the apple. Nicky B. Do people call you Nicky B? Yeah. No. Yeah, that works. Okay, we'll save it.

Now, system is Nicky B. Since you just dropped off the dog to Dakea, how often are you doing that a week? Yeah. Um, only once. Yeah, because it gets up there, eh? How much does it cost for a day of daycare? God, I think it's about 45 bucks to go.

That's pretty good. That's like up there with actual kids. Just to keep her busy and she gets to hang out with other dogs. Yeah. Because I know people that do that like five days a week. Oh yeah. It's like 200 bucks plus. All my gay friends. That's their one expensive, like familial expense.

Yeah, true. Well, I'd imagine that's people that don't have kids, right? They've got other stuff to spend money on. Is your boyfriend a bit tight with the expense, isn't it? My fiancé, she's... No, she works from home most of the week. Once or twice a week, we need a chuck her in day here so that the job's not lonely. Here's a question for you, Nick, because you work in IT.

How's the IT game going? Because I'd imagine there's a lot of jobs being taken over by the dreaded AI. So far, we're not seeing a huge amount in terms of the AI and job loss. It's more people that don't know how to use a computer starting to use AI, and that's where it gets a little bit interesting. So you're getting some cowboys coming into the game where they're like, I can code, when really they're just using AI, basically. I used AI yesterday, Nick, because, and I hate AI and I never use it.

But I'm trying to buy a new Mac computer, and I was just so overwhelmed by all the differences and the prices, and I just asked AI, and I did it all for me. It gave me exactly what I needed. Did it just give you the most exceptional? expensive option though. No, it didn't. And then I said, oh, I need to do this Ethernet thing in the front room for the internet and what do I buy to make the Ethernet split over the and it told me everything to buy it and gave me a step-by-step instructions.

You know what? If a couple of Gen Zs have to lose their job, that's a sacrifice I think we should all be willing to make. No, because the Gen Zs are going to take care of us. And we're in nursing homes. We need them to help us. Give me a double fingers in the birth. It's 25. Watch out. You're on your way out, old man. I'm cover for you. Yeah, that's just as well because I think we're going to get an AI robot to take over your job next

so you'll need to come up somewhere. Hey, Nick, we're talking pen names after 8.30 this morning. Have you and your partner got one? Yeah, we kind of call each other sir. It's a bit random. That's more of a comedy one. No, I'm down with that, a sir.

That's so good. So she'll be like you're cooking dinner tonight and you'll be like, yes, sir, like that kind of vibe. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How did it start? Nickyby? It's a sign of respect, I guess.

I don't know where it came from I feel like good names You don't know where it came from It's a sign of respect When you do it to her But when she does it to you It's a bit naughty Okay

Okay sir Yes sir It could be sometimes What do you think of someone That calls their partner pooky Pookie Pookie You wouldn't want to do it in public

No exactly right You think so Yeah no way Definitely not Well thanks for your call this morning Yeah mate We're gonna We're gonna vote

We're vouching store At Z for your troubles man Appreciate it All, thank you so much. You're very well. Congratulations. All right. Vance Joy, or as Ash was at Vance.

Hey, he's Australian and I'm Australian. So however I say it is the right way to say it. Vance Joy. It feels like I'm putting on an accent when I say that, even though I've heard it as Vance Joy. But Vance Joy makes him sound posh. Yeah, it does sound weird. So are we calling him Vance?

No, Vance. You can call him whatever you want, Clint. No, well, no. Respectfully, I should call him by his name. I'm going to say it's fine. Current accent, but if you want to put on an accent for the whole it to be you can. Accents don't count for names. Don't they?

Accents count for like words, but not names. No, like when you say croissant. Croissant. You don't say Croissants. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Scandal. It's a scandal. Quite a scandal.

Scandal with Ash London. I'm so obsessed with this. It's one of those things you read about and you go, that sounds like a movie. So I'm talking about the heist that happened at Le Louvre, one of the most Oh, I think the most famous museum on the planet. So it happened around 9.30 a.m. French local time at the Galerie d'Apollon. That's the Apollo Gallery. Oh, your pronunciation is magnificent.

And this houses the part of the French crown jewels, which sounds, I guess when I think of crown jewels, I feel like... I've seen the Queen's Crown Jules and it's in London. Is it the palace or is it like one of the galleries? No, it's in the... I can't remember what it is. but it's in this very big vault. What's it called? It's on the Thames.

Yeah, the Thames by the Thames. So three to four people or part of the strike team and they used a basket lift like a cherry picker to the truck drove up alongside the building. They got in the cherry picker

it lifted them all the way up and then they used angle cutters like a grinder to cut through glass panes. It got in that way. It took as little as four minutes. Some reports are saying it took seven minutes. And they took eight or nine.

We think it's now nine historic jewelry pieces from the Napoleonic 19th century French Royal Connection, crowns, tiara's necklaces, earrings. Too famous to sell. I know. And like exactly, like inestimable. Like they can't even estimate how much it's worth. You can't even put a value on it.

So what I think is the only people that would buy it would be like really dodgy rich. people or like... Because then they can have it in their house and be like, that's actually from the... Exactly. And you can sell it on the dark web. This is why I want to do an investigation into it

because you can sell anything there. Yeah, but then you wouldn't even be able to show it off because if I showed it off, you'd be like, oh my God, Clint's got that piece that was stolen. And then you talk and you're talking eventually. But that sort of jewelry, you don't wear it out. You know, to the movies, do you? But if you're not going to tell anyone or show anyone...

What's the point? Yeah. This is what I also think. A lot of these very, like, famous jewels were actually stolen in colonialist eras when these countries went into other countries and just pillaged and took everything. So maybe, I don't know where these jewels originated from,

maybe they've gone back to their original owners. Like maybe it was one of those hoists that's like we're going to, you know, fix things. So do you think it's like a finders, keepers, loses weepers type situation? Maybe. Is it true? I heard they jumped on like e- scooters and like rode off, which I thought was like so dumb and budgeau.

But maybe because there's people cruising around at e- scooters all the time and makes you look like less of a criminal than when you're pulling wheelies on a dirt bike. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon it's... I mean, more information will come out, of course, there's like a special task force and blah, blah, blah. They'll figure it out. The motive, at the very least, I'll forget the motive.

But, man, it's just one of those, like, too crazy to be true stories. And the ones in London, we didn't remember the name Tower of London. It's cool. And you go in there, and it's like very protected. All the Queen's stuff. Yeah. Well, you would have said that about the Louvre.

True. And here we are. He's opening for you, Sharon, when he gets to New Zealand in the peak of our summer in Jan. Vance Joy, we're going to chat with him next. In fact, Dan, your brother-in-law has a lovely tie-in with Vance Joy. Yeah, loves Vance, so much, in fact, that he had his song at his wedding. Which one? Don't ask me difficult question.

We're going home, that one? That's the one. We're going home. You and I know. Yeah, well, I did tell you, and then I forgot. And he forgot. He's got a lot of his own. in that brain of his.

It's an incredible song, actually. It's an incredible song, actually. There'd be something him and he'd share in heaven in common. The amount of weddings, they must get asked to play out those too. So annoying. Imagine how much they could charge. Yeah, true. Charge your friends, though.

Better be your wedding present. Be an easy one. Yeah, I'll do three songs. It'll be your wedding gift for you. It ruins the day, that doesn't it? You can't enjoy it. I'd better that than a breadmaker. True.

Yeah, I'd love a breadmaker. They're on sale for farmers. Yeah. Because they're on sale for farmers at the moment at the 3.50. but it's Teflon, so I can't do it. I love the conversations you have in your head, but out loud. I love it. Clint, Megan Jan.

We've got a special guest. Joining us on the show this morning. Who's going to be opening for Ed Shearren. In Jan, if you've got tickets to Ed Shearan, you'll be Siena. Hey, Vince, Joy. And we are so excited to have him on the line all the way from Barcelona. Hello. Thank you, Ash.

Thank you. Thanks for having me, guys. People might not know that you spend. quite a lot of time in Spain these days. Yeah, I've been spending a fair bit of time here because, yeah, I met my wife here like about six years ago, which is crazy. It's gone quickly.

We kind of set up here the last couple of years, so our baby was born here. Yeah, I think we're going to be here for a little bit longer. I mean, you could do a lot worse in Barcelona. I mean, pretty good place to fall in love with someone. Yeah. Wow. What was the meet here?

It was very random. It was on the dating app. I think I was flying in, and it was at a time when I was kind of, I was throwing a few messages out there and I did I did uh you know like you know we're just kind of like you know when you can get a bit addicted to the apps and just that thing of like I need a day every night I need to like fill my calendar up but actually we we had a great dinner and we um we stayed in touch I went on the pink tour this was a few years ago and then after the end of that tour I was like I would love to go

back and see her and we just stayed in touch and honestly it's been like that uh being together since then. How has Vance Joyd go on the dating apps? I'd imagine you'd get heaps of matches. I don't know. I went on the, I look, I went on Bumble and Tinder, and I remember, I think some people were just, like, not that I'm the most famous guy ever,

but in Melbourne, I'm recognisable face. And so people were like, I think this is a, like, what is going on here? Is this a surreal account? And, like, also I think my quote was, never trust a man who went left in the room with a teakose, he doesn't put it on his head. And I think that just freaked.

People are, that's not very wrong behaviour. That's right. I used to send a giff of a whale jumping out of the water going, whale, hello there. It didn't really work much. With a nightmare. We've worked out for the boat. You've got to do it.

You've got to be true to yourself. Yes. That's a very big news for you. I mean, a good excuse to come home would be to be touring with arguably the biggest artist on the planet who I think has become a friend of yours over the years. Tell us what you're doing, babe. Well, I'm opening up. Ed Sheeran on his Australian

and New Zealand dates. Come on. How cool. Yeah, he's lovely. I met him like, within 10 years ago and we were both playing at the Beanie for Breast Cancer show,

put on by Carrie Bickmore in Melbourne, and he was playing down the road later. So he just flew in, he played a couple of songs at that, and then he was like, I just had a quick chat, and he's like, come to the show, and I caught up with him

and had a great time and brought my friend, and I don't know. I guess I've just been an admirer if he's for a long time. So to get to play to stadiums is amazing. So I'm super, super grateful. How does opening for Ed Shearing come about?

Like, does he message you? And he's like, hey, Vance, you don't want to open for me? Or does his team reach out? How does it work? I think it's just a bit of grinding behind the scenes. I'm not going to elaborate. It sounds funny. A bit of grinding.

If you don't elaborate, then we will just take one. It's like the fire festival guy who had to, like, suck the guy's dick to get the water. You're just the same thing for tour support. More of a PG version, though. Exactly. There'll be a lot of water at the gig. It's just say that. Well, we love you, brother.

We are very excited to see you here in El Dero early next year on the Ed Sheeran Toy. Thank you so much, fans. Give our love to the Fano, to your family and your beautiful little Bubba and stay well, brother. Thanks, bro. Thank you. Likewise.

We'll see you soon. Bye. See you, abeyance. Tickets still available, too, if you do want to head along, catch you, Sharon and Jan. Vance Joy, get there nice and early so you don't miss him as well. Yeah, I think we should do a phone right, like call us right now, 0,800 the Edge. If you're like Vance Joy, what is the thing that you use your go to on the dating apps?

Oh, yeah. Like mine was whale, hello there, sending a giff of a whale jumping out of the water. Mom was just a peg of my cleavage. Oh, yeah, it's a lie. I've never gone there. Oh, I was going to say that would work. Yeah, it would come out of the woodwork because it would. Yeah, maybe. God, you're so lucky you're not single.

Maybe you should sit this one out there. Thank God, I'm not sick. Do you have a line that you used to always use and then let us know what the success rate was? Maybe it was zero. And you want to warn people against it? Maybe you want to share a good one to help another brother or a sister out.

Yeah. And we advanced Joy on earlier and he was talking about him and his wife had a meet cute actually on Tinder in his opening line was never trust a guy who won't put a tea cozy on his head. Yeah, look, I wouldn't have fallen for that.

It would be too random for me. But also, most of the messages that you guys are sending through and I say guys because I sense that you're all men on 3343 are so disgusting you dirty dirty boys What about this one

someone's sex through saying Are you a campfire Because you're hot And I want some more Like as in a some more I got another guy like that I think who sent this through Do you like magic

Because abricadam That's cute That's cute It's so dumb It is funny Do you work at Rebel Sport Because you're sporting the goods No, that's like

No That sucks Hey girl Is your name Gillette Because you're clearly The best a man can get I had a friend called

Colette And every time she walked We go Colette The best a man Can get That's funny Yeah

Don't people singing that too Yeah Tix is a guy That I hooked up With a few times told me I had really nice eyebrows I thought it was such a genuine

compliment And it 100% worked He told me later He and his friends Use their line Basically on every woman And it always works Every girl wants

Good eyebrows It is so specific to just great eyes or your hair's pretty or whatever. Every girl wants to hear that. That's better than you've got great boobs, great bug, great personality, good spirit. I asked chat GPT what the best pick-up lines are for dating apps. It's hit and miss, I'll be honest. Here's its first suggestion. You into astrology because I can see us aligning horizontally.

That's funny. That's funny. It's quite good. Are you a Wi-Fi signal because I'm feeling a strong connection, bit me you look like my reason to stay up late tonight I mean

what's my favourite body part probably yours whole body part I tend to think the best pick up line is just like be a nice kind

human being you know what I mean yeah and I think another suggestion is from chat GBT look at their profile and then give them something from their

specific to them so they know you're not just farming them out to every girl and you know That's a very, very good point. Okay, here's one that somebody said gives them 100% success rates for your single guys. He says, a mate of mine does this thing at a bar.

We'll go out to a random girl and he goes, I've got a question for you and I need a woman's advice. Yeah, very good. He goes, let's say I see a really cute girl. Do I go up and talk to her or do you think that's too direct? And he says, 99% of them say, you should just go up and talk to her and introduce yourself. And then he goes, great. Well, I'm Dan Webby.

Oh, my God, that is good. I would literally just be like, dung, and that's the sound of my pants coming down. Dung, what are you, the tin man? I'm wearing very heavy pants. What have you got inside your pants? She's got one of those chest in your belts. I may as well have had one of those.

May as well have had one of those. I'll be like, actually, on second thoughts, I'll see you later. Okay. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky B. The Edge, 1K, E, Z. Practice makes perfect. Now you can play anytime online.

All right, here we go. Tomorrow, so exciting. Some of the best easy money players from around the country are going to be joining us in Auckland for our easy money live event. It's going to kick off from 8 o'clock. They will be in the pit one at a time and somebody will win $10,000. We'll just continue to play until someone does.

Yeah, we'll just keep going. Keep going. Yeah, it's going to be exciting. So if you get a chance to tune in from 8 o'clock is when we'll kick things off. But right now, playing for a grand in the hand is Dan. Yeah, morning, Dan? Morning, morning, how is everyone?

Yeah, good. Thanks for asking. People don't usually say, how are you back? Yeah. You're nice, I hope you win, Dan. Yeah, well, I've got your celebration music ready for you, Dan. I'll run you through the rules quickly. 30 seconds to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you.

You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. Your time starts at the end of Ash asking you the first question. If you could choose any letter today, what would it be? Oh, um... I don't know. Maybe H, I guess. I have no idea. H. Unfortunately, we're going with F. That's close to H. You ready to go? F for Freddie. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Can I please have beginning with F, a sport? Football. A country. A country will have to... France. A describing word. Focus. An emotion.

Uh, fear. Uh, movie franchise. Uh, what, sorry? A movie franchise. Fives and Furious. Something you do in the morning. Uh, something I do in the morning. Um, frown, because it's so early.

Yeah, it's good. All your answers were fantastic, darling. You just took too long to get there every time. Yeah, you need to be a little bit quicker. Sorry, Dan. You got six from six. I guess you went in with the game plan of no passing. How about, we don't get a prize, but I'll keep asking you the questions.

No time left. and we'll see if you get them all. Next, that we had something at the beach. Something at the beach. First show, obviously. Okay, a band? A band. Oh, why would I not think of a band?

Yeah, why would you have done it? So there you go. You wouldn't have won it anyway, so. Yeah, fair enough. It was my first time. We love you. We love you. And at least you're not like Carl,

who's about your job as entrepreneur her is E-N-T-R-E P-P-E-N-U-R-E on Trepanure. I probably wouldn't have stelt it either, to be honest, so that's fine.

You know what? If you can't spell your own job, there's something going on. Chepenore. Okay. Back again at 8 o'clock. And then now it's time, we'll give you another chance

to play easy money for a grand in the hand. And Nathan's texted through, he says, saying, and I think that starts with an F that he does in the morning is fart. Yeah, we're going to give it

to you. I would have given it to you. Morning fart, nothing like it. Clint, Megan, Dan. I don't think it matters how grown you get. You're always in fear of disappointing your parents. Yes. Unless you really hated your parents,

because you don't care. But for many of us, even if you disagree with them, you still want them to just love and accept you. Yeah, you don't be mad. You want them to be proud of you, don't. Yeah, the old fear of them going, I'm just so disappointed, and you're like, but you also, as an adult, you want to be able to live your life,

you, your own person. Ash, wait. You know, don't live at home anymore. Why are you bringing this up, my love? What's going on, babes? Got a new tattoo. Ooh, and if you know, Clint's mum, Ash, she does not like tattoos.

Historically on this show, before I had any tattoos, she caught up and she told me, don't be a dick. And she was like, you know, you're not getting one, and rara, all the rest of it. And mum's used a lot of things against me, like, you know, if you get a tattoo, you're going to have to move out when I was young. Then she threatened to cut me out of the will.

And then Bevin said, but I'd still give you half. Yeah, and I was like, well, yeah, my bro and I get along well. So I'm sure you'd cut me back in. I've never stood the whole tattoo thing. Like, I'm not a tattoo guy. But I don't understand why you disown, like, your kid, just because they got some ink on their skin. My mum kept me out when she saw mine.

Yeah. I was like probably 21 living at home. And I thought she knew. She'd always said she hates tattoos, hate tattoos. I could never get one. But then I got one. And then I thought she knew. For some reason, I was under the impression that she knew,

but we weren't talking about it. Right, yeah. Which is an okay place to be. It's a sucky place, but it's fine. And it's a tramp stamp. I'm never getting it out. No one ever saw it. Also, wasn't it a religion one?

Yes, I thought she would have liked that. Exactly. It was Agape, which is from the New Testament where Jesus talks about loving your neighbours yourself. It's like a selfless love. So I thought she'd be on board with that. Anyway, I'm taking my top off with chatting one day and she spots it.

And she goes, have you got a tattoo? Like it went all deep, like Voldemort. And I was like, yeah, I thought you knew it. She was like, Get out. Get out. And she literally kicked me out of the house for like three days. I had to go and stay with a friend. If you talked to me, wouldn't it?

She was so angry that I had lied to her. She said, it's not about the tattoo. It's the lie. I was like, no, it's about the tattoo. Yeah, yeah. You haven't kicked me out of the house for three days for lying before. Well, Clint's one's not religious at all. It's a big tiger, isn't it?

And was there tigers in the Bible? Well, well, maybe on the Noah's Ark. There would have been tired. How did it end up, how did you, how did you fix it? She called me a couple days later and said, can we catch up at this cafe? And I was like, oh, God, she's going to yell at me in public. And then we caught up and she said, now I've spoken to your brother, who's my older brother. And I would like to apologize.

I was like, what the hell? And she said, look, your whole life people have been telling you to change and trying to fit you into a box. And I've always told you be your own person, make your own decisions. and for the first time of my life, I was part of that ugly chorus of people, and I apologize, I hope you can forgive me. And then she got a matching tattoo and everything was happy. As if, no, and I thought I'm being punked even.

So she still didn't love it, but it was like she said sorry for the reaction. Yeah, look, you're an adult, you can make your own decisions. Yeah, because at the end of the day, you're still the person that you are. And who you are should be more than maybe what picture you've put on your body. So I've got two more since then, but a little, and she's, we just don't talk about them. As your beautiful mother, Christine, Clint's seeing your new tattoo? No, she wasn't a fair when I got the sleeve And I actually just would

Try and cover it up around it It got to a point where I had to be like My relationship with you hasn't changed because of this If it does change it Because you've allowed it to change, not me And it was like You can't help how people feel And now it's totally fine

Yeah And that's because I hadn't got any more tattoos For a number of years The weird thing is though I'm fine with tattoos I have them But if buddy got older and he wanted tattoos I'd say no

You're turning into your mum Right yeah It's more that like I just don't trust that he's old, he would be old enough to be able to choose something he would like forever and if they were ugly tats, I'd be devastated. So Christine hasn't seen your mum, Clint? No. Bring her in!

It would be awful, but it would also be like, all right, let's just rip this panday off. So you're going to tell her on air? I mean, obviously, if you get a tattoo as a radio host and you don't tell your mum, we're going to make you call her on air. I think a few weeks ago, maybe a couple months ago, we did call her when he had booked this in, the tattoo, and she was not happy then.

She was not happy, Jan. I don't think she wanted to hear it. She was sort of disowning the fact that he was doing it. For now, why don't we find out what the reaction was when you told your mum or dad about your tattoo? Only if it was like, if you go, oh my God, you think yours was badass? Wait, too, we found out.

Because some people, it's actually like an irrational, like, response. Tattoes are one of those things that bring out just the crazy in people. And you just go, oh my God, wait until you find out what my mum did, she found out I got a tattooed. Like someone next level and then I might be more like, oh yeah, okay, well my mum wouldn't do that. I reckon there's someone listening right now

that parents are still not talking to them because of the tattoo. We want to talk to you as well. Really? That's so sad. Because generation's differences. Like people who are like 70 plus when in their youth, a certain type of person got tattoos. So I think you carry that with you for a minute.

Right, okay. Well, if you've got a story about the reaction that your mum or dad had to yours. Can we take a piercing as well? Yeah, we'll take piercing tattoos. Some sort of body modification. Your parents absolutely lost the plot. Prince Albert's, we'll take him.

Clint's got one of those. Regreting you, we've got to double pass you on Mustie Movie. It's out on Saturday, so we'll hook somebody up next. We, at the moment, talking about what the crazy reaction was from your mum or dad when you ended up getting some sort of body modification, probably tattoos, but it will take piercings as well. My mum has yet to find out that her eldest boy has another tattoo. That's you, by the way, the eldest boy. Just say you, Clint. Can we take tarot cards

Because Fern joins us on the line Now you purchased some tarot cards Fern, what happened next? Yeah, I went to Australia for a holiday I've always kind of been interested in tarot cards And I just posted a story on Facebook Like, oh my first pack of tarot card Next minute

I get huge paragraphs from my mum My dad and my sister On how they can't talk to me anymore because they are Jehovah's Witnesses. And it's like they see it as us trying to sort to demons, I guess. I got completely cut off and blocked from the family. It's been about six months ago now. And it's still not talking to you just because you purchased a pack of cards?

Yeah, no, no word at all. I've been completely cut off. Now, obviously you knew that'd be annoyed. You would know about the rules around Jehovah's Witness, but did you expect that it would go this far? Hell no, because I mean, like, I haven't been practicing the religion for a lot of years, and I'm 32 now, all grown adult, and I genuinely never thought that my own parents would cut me off for buying a pack of a bag. It's disgusting. That is absolutely disgusting. I mean, I guess your initial reaction is, like, outrage, but I'm actually, like, generally, really sad for you as well, because you're outliving your life.

and I kind of, not to the same extent to what you're going through firm, but the fact that you're living your life and somehow what is making you happy will disappoint those closest to you is really upsetting that they don't want anything to do with you now over a pack of cards. You start then going, is that what my relationship to them meant?

So I'm really sorry, that sucks. Have you got the cards out to see? Yeah, it really affects your identity as well because, like, your whole being, you're told that you're doing things wrong. Yeah. And so, you know, you don't know who you are when you get older. You should do a reading on yourself to see if they're going to come back into your life.

I have that, Troy, and it says they will. Okay, there you go, see. The cards don't lie. Fern, we're going to see a double-pass-our-musty movie regretting you. It's in cinemas in a couple of days, and it looks like a hell of a watch. So enjoy that. And you're a great person, Fern, and you're living your life on your own terms and trusting your own judgment, and that's something you should be really proud of.

That's hard to do often when you come out of. Those sorts of things. So good on you, babies. Thanks so much, guys. I really love your show as well. It's just a great way to wake up in the morning. Thank you. Oh, thanks, Fern.

Hopefully they'll come back to you. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm genuine. Like, I know we like move on and we'll get on to the next thing later on. But it is like, Fern's got to keep living with that. I don't talk to your parents. Unless he, like, murdered people. I would never cut my son off. Like, oh, anyway.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we'll finish with Abby. Now, we're going back on tattoos, I'm imagining here. Yeah, that's the one tattooed. Okay, so you got one, what happened? Yeah, it was like not this big dramatic thing, but I had got it like just before Christmas. And in Nelson it's like pretty summery in Christmas time. So I turned up to Christmas Day and like my parents only just told them about it like a few weeks before

and they were like so not okay with it because they're super religious. And they like think they're the sort of like old generation where they're like, oh, you know, tatties on the skin, you're a certain type of person. Body as a temple and all that. Yeah, yeah. And then I turn up to Christmas Day and my mum mentions it,

like just in passing conversation and the whole table just dropped silent. And it was unbelievably awkward. I was sitting there the rest of the day like not wanting to move, like trying to cover my skin up. And it's not even a big tattoo. So she was like, ding-ing-ding,

Abby's got a tattoo everybody. Look at her. Shame. Shame. And the adversity is, like, my older brother hits a whole sleeve, and no one said boo. Oh, that makes me agree. There you go, yeah, but that's Abby's brother. We expect that, but not of Abby.

Not of Abby. She's pure. Exactly. And I got this pretty little flower. Oh, not the devil's flower. Sure looks lovely on your Abby. The takeaway should be from all of this. If you've got rules around your own faith, fantastic.

Go for it. Live your best life. But if other people do not share your religious beliefs, we cannot impose our own expectations on them. Exactly. And if everyone just got on board with that, like I support everybody's right to whatever their faith looks like. Fantastic, I'm happy for you.

But don't put it on other people and then treat them like crap over it. That's just, it's not up. Like a true tarot reader too. Amen. Well, I'm waiting for someone to gift me some tarot cards. I've dropped the hint about a thousand times in this studio. Oh, look, firm board, right? Yeah, don't expect.

Food, fears to get you any. Look how that turned out for bloody food! Clint, Megan Dan. Hit it, hit it, fucking. Hit it. You hit the spot. Thursday morning, hit the spot. Where's Ray, where's my husband,

massive tune, taking the world by storm. I think it's probably one of the hardest raps you could ever attempt. I mean, there's some Nicky Minaj ones out there that are pretty fast, but this one, next level. This is hard because of the octave, the melody, how quick it is. There's not a lot of time to breathe. And we would know because the three of us have just been, I was waking up in the night.

night singing this to myself. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. If you don't know the bit, it's, there's this bit. So we'll be doing this

music back a music back here. And see if we're still in time. Before we get to that sort of level, we need to actually workout out of the three of us who can actually keep in time with the music at this stage the best to be able to have

any chance of actually succeeding come Thursday because we're wanting to send our best player to the Olympics. Yeah, absolutely. You know, on the Olympics being Thursday, the hit the spot attempt. So Clint, you're up first. We're going to give you the music so we're not going to hit the spot here. You just have to

get the perfect rap, okay? And we need everyone to listen because we need you guys to help us choose the best person to represent the whole edge final at the spot on Thursday. I'll be so pissed if I don't nail this based on the amount of times I listened to it yesterday. It takes a lot of practice this song.

Okay. Mom, never's for you, babe. I'm getting a little bit funny. It's like the spot. I don't know. Okay, so this is the easy level. Just singing along with the backing track. Yeah, so what's going to happen

is you're going to hear the start of the song which will have the lyrics. Then the lyrics will drop out. The backing track will stay. Okay. And you just need to keep in time with the backing. If I can't stay in time with the backing track, I'm never going to be able to stay in time without it.

Exactly. And I am not the guy for the job. Good luck, Clinton. Okay, let's just do it. Here he goes. I'm not scared. I'm not scared either. He came, mate, from New Zealand Idol.

Canny come first and hit the spot? Don't need to remind people of that. It's a bit of fun, darling, darling. Hey, here we are. Because I'm bummed down, I'm going to die a little skinny. I'm on, oh, oh, oh, oh. I want it, want it, want it, want it. I would like a ring.

I would like a ring. I would like a big shiny diamond that I can wave around and talk and just about it. And when they days here, forgive me God, that I could ever doubt it. Until death I do it, do it, do it. Is he a bad, about, about this man, this test to me, uh-huh, uh-huh. Help me, help me, help me, look. I need you to tell me. Hey, right, that was good.

That was good. Come on. If I was going to be picky, I'd say that it was lacking a bit of pizzazz. But it was bloody good. The only job was to get words in time, and he bloody well did it. If it's me come Thursday, I'll have pizzazz time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got pizzazz practice time.

You nailed that, babe. Okay. Very good. Where do you breathe? Look how puff to you? I think you can't do any movement otherwise you run out of breath. You have to sit very still.

The movement helps me. Okay, well as your audition is after 8 o'clock, we'll see how you go. Dan, you're going to have yours as well and whoever we think had the best attempt will represent us as a show come Thursday. Okay, so I'm going tomorrow, saving the best to last, I see. Clint McGinn, Dan.

Gossip and Entertainment. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. The highlight of Christmas for me isn't presents and family time and Santa visiting. It is Netflix bringing out their new spate of Christmas films. Say it to your family, but yep. They don't mind, they get it. I watch 20 of these every, like October, November December.

What's your fave? What's all time? Oh, my gosh. No, this is just B grade. We can't talk about real Christmas films like the holiday. I mean, B grade. My favourite is called A Castle for Christmas with Brooke Shields. And it's on Netflix.

And it's about an American author who goes to Scotland and tries to. to buy a castle and it's chef's freaking kiss Lindsay Lohan stole the show last Christmas didn't she? Yeah, she's had a couple of

She's falling for Christmas and she had the other one which came with the name of it Irish Wish. Yeah, the falling for Christmas was a couple of years ago was it up here Yeah, it was a good movie

Yeah, with a guy from Glee So this year and my favourite part is when the old stars come out of the woodworks So first time we've got Alicia Silverstone from Clueless

She's starring in A Merry Little X-Mess I love Christmas The Light It's family time. It's awesome. But this year, Christmas might look a little different. Divorce does not mean that we are not still a team.

Yeah. So she's divorced her husband. They're all being together for Christmas, like a good family, and he's got a new partner. So it's very stressful. Oh, my God. How do they come up with that? It's always the premise, hey, there's like some sort of marital-ish situation.

Yes. And then they get back together on Christmas Day. Or they realize that they can be happy apart and she meets someone else. When they read the script, Don't they go, I've seen this movie before? They do, but that's why we love these films because they're comforting, nothing surprising. Next up, we've got champagne problems. It's about a woman who is a high-powered execrae for a company that buys companies,

and she flies to France to oversee the acquisition of a champagne company. And then she falls in love with the owner's son. I came here today to hear your proposals for my vineyard. Who wants to start? Cindy. Henri. Henri is my son. You know each other.

Yeah, they know each other They had sex last night in Paris Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Does they have the Taylor Swift song on it? Surely if it's called Champagne Problems. They can't afford, are you on drugs? I don't know. It's a C-grade Netflix film.

They can't be affording a Taylor Swift bloody nut. Wow. Now, when you watch a lot of these films, you get to know a lot of the BCD great actors that only appear in hallmarks, you know, like films. And one of them is called Alexander Brackenridge. She's in a lot of them, but she was also in... Have you guys in Virgin River?

Yes. She's the main chicken Virgin River. Oh, yeah, she's quite a... So she's in this one where she works at a big ski resort and she wants to get half-price lessons for her kids. I have an idea. Okay, let me understand this. You want us to make you into an old man

so you can get a job as Santa Claus at the ski resort to get your daughter half-price snowboard lessons. Let's see it. Merry Christmas to all. And to all a good night. Sometimes you're just going to pay for whack. Yeah. I'm so excited.

I'll be out in November and December. A whole movie's premise is built up around her wanting a discount. I know. I can't wait for all of them. It's so, so usually Netflix from like early November, they have one a week that comes out. Clint, Meg and Dan. She had a terrible showing last week, but it is a new week and a new Gen Z quiz.

Webgirl, Bella. Good morning. Hello, hello. Good morning ballet. You haven't had a good track record of this, never got a perfect score. But the quiz masters, Ash, myself and Clint of Pitter, put our heads together, and we've made it much easier. Things that happened outside of your generation.

Let's see how many you know. Perfect score means you never have to play again. Question one. How about on the text machine 3343? The Olsen Twins shared the role of Michelle Tanner in which 90s sitcom. Easy one to start. I can picture them.

I can picture the girls. We can play you a bit of the theme if you want. They were daughters. Yeah. God, that's giving it away. Come on, Heather. It was iconic. Did they end up becoming singers?

Yeah. No, they did it. Mary-Gay-Nashley. They never sang. Oh, they might have done ASO, wouldn't they? It doesn't make them singers, does it? Oh. Were they in How I met your mother, the daughters?

No, no, that's not her answer, though. She's just talking about them to get context. Think about 25 years before how I met your mother. She's not even getting it from the theme. I don't say out your dreams don't sue. Yeah. Everywhere you go, everywhere there's a heart. Full House.

They even did a remake of Fuller House on Netflix. She doesn't know. She doesn't know anything. I thought we would have given you the easy one to start. The next question might be easier. Okay, ready? Because it's part of her job as well to know this kind of stuff. Oh, okay.

Snake was a game commonly played on what type of electronic device. Game Boy. Oh, my. What? Mobile phone! Does your mum not have like a 3310 that you'd play snake on? The one in it eats the dot? Yes!

That wasn't on Game Boy, darling. You're thinking of Tetris, which is on a Game Boy. I mean, it may have gone on to Game Boy later on, but I mean, everyone, I think, 99% of people saying fine. Okay, question three. Let's see if you get this. Name this movie. You're sort of a bitch, Paul. Why didn't you just go home?

That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Role! Enter me! Suck my white-ass balls! Oh my God! So there's a few clues in there. It sounds like it's a ball, so it's a sporting movie.

And try to get the ball into the hole. Yes. What is the movie? So it's maybe a movie about... And you know how we were talking before about how Full House got a remake recently? Yeah. Maybe this also got it golf, okay.

I'm right. Yeah, but it's not the movie. What's the... With a movie name. Movie name about golf? Three, two, one. Love movie. famous golf movie.

The longest yard. Oh. That's actually an American football movie. Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore the first one. You've not seen it. It doesn't matter. Oh, you got to!

And then what's the new one? Okay, so so far not one point. Oh, from zero. This one's easy. Yeah, there's a clue in this one. What childhood TV show is this the theme too? Heroes in a half shell, turtle power. Um, well, what are the turtles called?

Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Ninja Turtles Commissing one word That's the mutant ninja turtles Come on Green mutant Ninja Turtles No, how old are they She's gone on green mutant ninja turtles

How old are they like child? Oh children Children mutant ninja turtles Oh teenage of mutant ninja turtles This is shocking Over four I don't know we need to go there But let's go question five

Michael says Bella you're cancelled No question you should get this. The Morning Madhouse was a radio show on which station radio station. Is it a Kiwi one?

Yeah, it could be. Yep. The edge. She's got one! I got it! Thank God. Good morning Madhouse. JJ Mike and Dom.

Yep, there we go. One from five, it's your worst show ever. That was terrible, and I would admit it. It was, so. We love you and we want you to do well. You don't deserve the fireball. celebration music, but I'm going to get it to you anyway. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

The H-E-Z Money. We're going to be playing Easy Money live. We will continue to play until somebody wins $10,000. Some of the best Easy Money players from around the country are going to be joining us tomorrow on the show. And we're about to invite a wild card who could be one of the most schooled-up players in the country. Hello? Hey, Christine. It's Clint Dan and Ash London here.

How are you? Oh, good, thank you, and yourself. Good, I'm surprised we actually were able to get you on the phone because I thought you might have been busy doing something else. We heard a rumour that you might be New Zealand's biggest easy money fan. Is this true? Oh, yeah, maybe. How many times do you think you have played Christine?

I wouldn't have it. I started off really strong and then I got to play there because I ended up writing all the letters E to Z and then writing down all the categories. So then I kind of like cross-naction. Wow. Okay, well, would you believe us if we told you our stats show that you've played over a thousand times? That is crazy.

She does not sound surprised. I would have been a lot more because I only played in like the first two weeks. You know, I gave up and I haven't played in a while, so that's absolutely crazy. Yeah, it's like 16 hours plus. Wow, good for your brain, though. Good for your brain, Christine. Well, how would you feel about joining us as a wild game? card player for our easy money live event

where somebody will win $10,000 and that somebody could be you. Oh, that'd be amazing. Because I've been listening every day at 10 and 12 my name just haven't been called Wow, really? Okay, there are only like a handful of players and we will just continue to play from 8 o'clock

until somebody wins. So if you can at our easy money live event, you will have a very good chance, especially with the amount of times you've been playing the online game. Yes. You have the advantage, babe. You'll be like the Usain Bolt lining up. with the 100 metre sprints. You would absolutely be the favourite.

He would be like, oh my God, Christine that chick the plate her a thousand times is here. So do you reckon you can make it, babes? This would actually change my life. Oh, why? Why is this year being so tough? Oh, I lost my mum two weeks before, Christmas last year, and then 15 weeks later, my brother passed. Oh, wow.

So you're due for some good luck by the sounds. Yeah, I am. Well, Christine, I'm no allowed to pick favour. because technically where the adjudicators? But if I was allowed to pick a favorite that I'd be putting my ju-ju behind, it would be you, baby girl. We can't wait to meet you on Wednesday,

hopefully watch you win 10,000 life-changing dollars, my love. Okay, cool. Thank you so much. The Clint McGinn-Dan podcast. The Edge, 1K-E-Z, Mommy. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. All right, good morning. Let's give away a thousand bucks grand in the hand. and then tomorrow this time we will be in the pit.

Easy money live. It's going to be a hell of a good time and we'll continue to play all morning until somebody leaves $10,000 richer. But right now, Jess, hoping to win some cash. Hello. Morning, Jess. Good morning.

Okay, you're ready to go. Have you got your phone turned right up so you can hear all Ashes questions? Yeah. Okay, what do you do with $1,000, Jess? I'll take my kids for a holiday to have enough. Oh, nice. It's a great.

gorgeous spot. All right, my darling, your letter today is O for, oh, my goodness, mum. You're the best mum ever for taking us to Hamness Springs. You're so amazing and we love being your mum. You're being our mum. That's what your kids are going to say. All right, Jess, 30 seconds to give us 10 answers you can pass, but no repeated answers. Your time will start at the end of Ash asking you the first question. Here we go. Okay, the letter is O, can I please have a name?

Austin. A supermarket item. Holland. A water creature. Octopause. A place in New Zealand. OTIMATA. And a motion.

Pass. A describing word. Pass. A band. Um, oh my gosh. I had to pass in there one. A male actor. That's time, Gis.

We started out of the gate quirk. Yeah. Four from four and then pass the next day. Unfortunately, I think once you start passing more than one, you're gone, you know. Yeah, fair enough. Well, your options, emotion, outrage, overjoyed, optimistic. What else? The band, Oasis.

One Republic. Oh, and Wilson, Orlando Blum. Very easy for us to say with a list in front of us, darling. But you're still an amazing mom. And you know what? You still get to Hamis Springs and good on you, darling. Thank you very much. Cheers, cheers.

Still do it on the cheap, you know. You can still go. Yeah. If she lives in Christchurch, she can just drive. arrive there. I mean, if he lives somewhere else, have to fly, then it's going to add some cost in there. But, you know. Where are you living, Jess?

I love in Christchurch. Go! No, tomorrow. All right, back again at 3 o'clock with Ed Jarvo, Sean, Stephen Harrison. And tomorrow, we will be in the pit at this time trying to give away 10,000 bucks. We'll continue to slog away until we do.

Clint, Megan, Dan. It is going to be happening on Thursday. Hit it, hit it, bogey. Hit it. Hit it. Yeah, this butt. Whoa. Before we get there though, hit the spot,

we have found ourselves in a bit of an audition process to find out who is the best out of the tree and put our foot forward or a hand up and say, yeah, I'll do it. Because usually I do it or that we sometimes do it as a group, but I thought to open it up this week, we attempt one of the biggest songs in the world, Ray, the song. That's very hard, the rap part's very hard.

Clint, you did your audition less than an hour ago, Absolutely nailed it. Oh, thank you, Daniel. And now it's Ash. Well, here's what we're doing. We're actually doing like level one. Well, maybe it's level two. We're like rapping with the instrumental.

Yes. Because if we can't do that, we don't have any chance of doing it. Acapella without any backing. Don't represent the Edgfano? No. Hit the spot. If you can't even do it at the backing track? And then the better of the three of us,

the best person for the job, will attempt on Thursday, hit the spot. Yeah, where the backing track will disappear. They will wrap archipella and bring it right back. at the chorus. Lando's going very deep into this. She's been doing her vocal warm-ups. It's because for a woman, this is a very hard song to sing

because Ray's a freak vocalist. Well, hold on, it's harder for a man then, isn't it? Not really, because you can go down the octave and you're loving life. Anyway, you guys are so talented, though. Now I'm going to stuff it up and look such an idiot. Okay, so if you can get it word perfect, then you're still in time the whole way through

with the backing track, then I think you have at least a chance to maybe hit the spot come Thursday. Okay. So to have your hat in the ring, at least. So, Ash. I want my hat in the ring, baby. I believe in you.

So you're going to hear the start of the lyrics. They're going to drop out. Leave back and track. You take over. Here she goes. Okay. Because I'm probably now I'm going to die a little tennie. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I want it, want it, want it, want to want it. I would like a ring. I would like a dime a ring on my wedding finger. I would like a bin me cagin diamond and I could wave it around and talk and talk about it. When they do you see if you give me God that I could ever doubt it. Until dead it. I do it do I see you, buddy, buddy, but this man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh. Help me, help me, help me, Lord, I need you to tell me, baby.

Ooh, whew! Oh, my gosh, it's so hard. There was a little stumble, but I'm not going to hold that against you. Thank you so much. Although you would mention it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to mention it because, you know what? We want perfection here, Clint.

Yeah. I can wave around and talk and talk about it. I think we've, you guys have both shown that you've got the chops. Thank you so much. Well, there's 24 hours learning the rap. Yeah. You know, if we are, person that ends up trying to hit the spot

come Thursday, that'll give us another 48 hours to go away and try and master it. So far, I think you guys are both neck and neck in terms of hitting it. Well, Dan, of course, we'll have a chance to also throw his hat to ring. Is he going tomorrow? Is he getting an extra day on us? I've already got it now. I could go now.

All right. Could you? Okay, go for it. No, no. No, you said it. No, it's your chance. Ready? Ready? Okay. I would like a ring I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger I would like a drag a shiny diamond and that I could do it would know

the same spot got him got him I love when people talk of the game I love the people talk of the game Yeah The Clint Meg and Dan podcast Here we go

All right A list of list who deserves to be who does it once a week, we argue about who deserves to be right at the top of the pile. Yeah, it does get heated, but let's, hey, let's start on a good foot today and just promise that we won't get angry with each other. Yeah, I was going to suggest we all just say, I love you guys. Shut up, Hash. Okay.

Why is Dan telling us not to get angry? Because I only have audio of him behind the scenes. Murphy is so fucking irrelevant. He's the most irrelevant comedian. And then... The mascot of a fucking burger. This is off air, by the way. This is the argument that carries on when the songs play.

And that's why I'm swearing, and now you're bringing it on to the radio, which is illegal, Clint, breaking broadcast standards, buddy. I don't think. That's not a standard. So today we're doing famous TV show posts. And a couple of these are actually crossovers. So they're yes, host a TV show, but the other stuff as well. Okay. Another first one.

I'd be very surprised if there's a TV show host that's an A. Well, you will prepare to be surprised. Terry Cruz would be. Absolutely not. Terry Cruz? Terry Cruz is S-ray. Oh my God. The amount of movies here.

I reckon he would be up there as like one of the most prolific busy actors in the world. Would anyone know who he is in this office? Nope. He's never a leading man, Clint. He's always the bit part. You've got to be a leading man to be an A-Lister. No, I'm not having this discussion. It's not worthy of A-list to even discuss it. Thank you, Ash. Thank you, Ash. First of all, I don't know about if you grew up as a Kiwi, but in Australia, if you're home from school, sick, you copped a lot of Judge Judy. Yeah. Yep. Yep.

Oh, she is iconic. You know what? And she was one of the highest paid people in television for many, many years. Judge Judith Shined Judge Shindler. The cases are real. The people are real. The ruling is final. And she is a B. No. She's a B.

Everyone knows Judge Judy. She's an A. Okay, let's get a Webbueh or Bella who did not do well on the Gen Z quiz. Webgill Bella, you know who Judge Judy is? 100%. A or B? A. For sure.

If she walked through the office, would you want a selfie with her? Gotcha. Of course. But a lot of bees that walk through the office would want a selfie. I'm not saying that she's just not up there again with Beyonce and Tom Cruise. Because she's a part of our lives of many, many years. She's a staple of television, cross-generational. Not denying that.

See, you're looking, you're going, oh, the Beyonce's and, like, and the Tom Cruise's. I'm going with, does the world know who Judge Judy is? Everyone in Australia. So she's an Aal, USA, they all know Judge Judy. There are a billion people on the planet who know who Judge Judy is. She's a bee. and someone's just sex through saying Dan is the world's best rage-batter. I'm not rage-batting here.

I genuinely believe this. We will debate Judge Judy. Next. 3-3-4-3 on the text. Another talk show host this time, she's a rom-com queen, Drew Barry Moore, obviously an A. B-B list. Get off the drugs.

Yes, welcome to the B-list. Drew Barrymore, never been kissed. She was in a couple of movies back in the 90s, early 2000. If she wasn't friends with Adam Sandler, she wouldn't really have an acting career. Dates. Again, Adam Sandler. Yeah, because they have an amazing partnership. No, Adam Sandler

brings all of his mates into his movies. And without their friendship... She was famous before him. She was in freaking E.T. Oh, that was in the 80s. She's a big. Yeah, so she's had a career from the 80s to 2025. She wouldn't need to be hosting a TV show now if she was still a successful actress. It's called the Drew Barrymore show. She'd be getting

a million dollars an episode. Just go into the feedback so far. No clue who Judge Judy is from Olivia. Thank you that. Judge Judy's a B. Thank you for that person. Drew Barrymore is a B. years ago, maybe an A. So next, who's your next one, A? Helen DeGeneres. Ellen's an A. Yeah, he's an A.

Ellen DeGeneres. I thought he said Helen DeGeneres. No, not Helen Hunt. Ellen DeGeneres. She has kind of been cancelled, but I think even a cancellation can't take away your A's status. Yeah, I think Ellen DeGeneres is an A list. Okay, so we're all going on Ellen is an A. She's got the one name. If you say the word Ellen, you know it's Ellen DeGeneres. In the same way that someone said, Judy, you'd go on, Judge Degnerous.

No, I go Judy Garland. I made a good point there That's just to show them What about your interests? Do we have to debate Drew Barrymore Because weirdly Ash disagrees With Dan and I

Dan, you and I have never vibes before On her name Oh wow This is a first for Clint and I Drew Barry is one of my favourite actresses I think she's an underrated Romcom queen

I think I speak for Dan when I say Just because she's your favourite Doesn't make her a name Exactly Clint oh my goodness She's speaking my language this morning I hate this dynamic Not for me I feel like we should hug, but then I'm so angry about the Judge Judy things.

Someone said famous TV hosts, no mention of Clint Randall. I'll go anywhere on the list, hey it? If he scrapes in it at X, he's like, yes. Made it. All right, the A-Lister list, we are deliberating TV hosts. Somebody else throughout, Oprah. Yeah, she'd be an A-Lister. A-all-day. We can't even, we wouldn't even bother saying it.

She's in the group where you say your first. name and you know who it is. Oprah's another one. Well, she also has have a very specific name or like share. So Ellen DeGeneres, we're not debating her because we all agreed she's also an A. We are deliberating Judge Judy and Drew Barrymore. Judge Judy,

she's worth almost half a billion dollars. Yeah, there's a famous story about her when she did her contract renegotiation. She was always the highest paid female on American television. As every couple years when the contract was up, she'd go to lunch with the head of the network and she'd write down a number on a piece of paper and slide it over the table.

and he'd pick it up and nod and then they'd have their lunch. Yeah. She's an incredible, incredible lady. Very, very talented, very good at television, but I still think not famous enough to be an A. She's it to be. Let's go to Justin. Justin, your thoughts?

Morning, bro. Well, man, she's worth like, one, she's worth like $440 million, but she's also rated in the world's top 10 TV series of all time. Yeah. And she's been on the TV for bloody ever. And it's just her. Yeah.

Yeah, but here's the thing. Justin, she's never been in a big blockbuster movie. She's never released. I just don't think she'll be. You don't need to be multi-talant. You have to have one thing that you do well and are famous for. She's be. That's like saying but Nicole Kidman's never been to the Olympics.

Roger Federer. Yeah, the same as you guys put on Elon Musk and all those sort of ones. You've got like he's never been in a TV series. Thank you, Justin. Thank you, Justin. Multiple billion. Yep. Michael Jordan, sure, he did Space Champs.

I'll give you that. Kobe Bryant, never been in a movie. I'm willing to say Kobe wasn't in a. I'm willing to push. Judy up to a strong B. I think she's a strong B. No! We're not going to accept that. Drew Barrymore, where do you put her, by the way, Justin?

Yeah, unfortunately, 20 years ago, I was one of the point, 20 years ago I would have rated her as an A, but nowadays, unfortunately, she's just not well-known enough for any kids to be a B. Yeah, I agree with that and Justin. That's interesting because there are people that think it's a sliding scale based on how relevant you are, whereas I look at it more like the Hollywood star

on the Walk of Fame, whereas once you got your A-la star, an A-lister. The diamonds in forever. A lot of people agreeing with me on Judge Judy. I will say this. Someone's even put her at a C, but they have put Drew Barrymore at an A. B-lister for Judge Judy.

I mean, this is open for debate, of course. Well, Rick says Drew's an A, you can't lose your rank. So he's another one that believes once you get the A status, you keep it. Look, I'm willing to compromise here, as always. If we can put Drew at an A, I'm willing to put Judy to B. Okay. Sarah, you have the final say. Judy, A or B?

I think she's a B I've got to respect the people's will Yeah She listens to the people Just not me Okay so you're And what about Drew Barrymore You got thoughts on Drew sorry

Who think she's an A And come on my girl My girl What's going on Okay I'm willing to compromise Okay Drew's in A Judy's a B

Yep Thanks guys Drew's in A No I would have rather had Judy at A Damn what are we doing No I actually think You know what

Drew Barry Moore She's got a talk show now Yes. She was in the ET, one of the biggest movies of all time. I would put her at a B, but I'm happy to compromise to put Judith down. Thank you so much. Judith Shindler would kick your ass if she would. I know she would, but she's not here.

She's not here, is she. She's too important. How old do we reckon she is? 75. No, God, no, she's in her 90s. Shut up. I think she's really old. She's been on TV since I was like five.

You're both wrong. Go again. 80. Dan? 86. Ash is close to 82. Wow. Wow.

She's still on? It's a birthday today. Shut up. Yeah. Happy birthday, Judy. What a birthday present. Oh, and we put her to be. Oh.

So's about it, Judes. Yeah. She'd be happy to be there. He's on it. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. When you guys stand on pet names? Because I've got a friend, a couple of friends of ours, family friends,

that rock a pookie. That's disgusting. And I'm like... The pokey is the most unacceptable of all. Especially in public. Yeah, and they do it. They're not really out and proud about it, but they do say it every now and then,

like, hey, Pookie, should we go to the car? Are they serious, though? 100% serious. Like, full serious, not in even a jokey kind of tongue-in-check way. And I'm kind of like, of all the names. That's so rich from Dan. Literally, yesterday we were walking to our cars after work, and his phone rings he picks out and he goes,

hi, hi, my heart. Like, in front of me, and he goes, okay, yeah, I'll see you soon, my heart. Bye my heart. I love you, my heart. He's blowing it out of rapporteur. I didn't say it three times. He did it at least twice, but he didn't, I love you, my heart.

I'll go, I'll answer the phone, hi, my heart. With Hannah, she's my heart. Can I go by my heart? Answering with the cute name is fine, I think. As I said off air, and they might be listening, Tim and Z, our besties here in Auckland. He calls her Love of My Life. So when he answers the phone, he'll be like, love of my life. But he does it in a very, like, he's not serious, but he is serious.

And it's so cute. Or is it he was like, okay, love of my life, he'd be like, okay, wait, so how many times would he say it in a conversation? He'd probably only say it when he answers the phone. As an opener, like love of my life. Yeah, or if he's calling out to her in the house, he'd be like, love of my life. I don't mind it.

I think that's fine. It's better than my heart. But is he the guy who's also shortening it and doing, what do you call it? Lommel. Yeah, maybe I'm doing that, though. Lommel is cringe. Lommel's no for no one, you're right. Because then you've got to go, why does he call you Lommel?

And you go, oh, it stands for love of my life. And then I'm like, it's kind of become this one boy that says a love of my life. A Kushler's text through, beautiful name, by the way. But obviously she uses the word petal in her relationship. Petal. No, I think that's condescending. It is. I don't think I petal.

Yeah, I would, I mean, it's cringe as well. Petal. This is coming from the woman who called her son Buddy, which we think is like, no, we think. We think, we think, we've been just, you've been talking about it behind my back. No, we talked about it on the air in front of your face. We talked about how cute it is for a kid, but when he gets older and people go, Hey, buddy, buddy's quite condescending to call out one of your mates. You're like, hey, bud, because it'll get shortened and they're like, hey, bud.

And it can be quite condescending for people who don't know that's his name. So you're bagging out my child's name is what you're doing. And you're saying, I've chosen a bad name for my son. No, I think it's a great name for your son. All right guy who named his daughter after the object of his sexual desire, Cameron, whatever her name is. Diaz. Whatever her name is. You know her last name's Diaz. Okay, so let's just agree to disagree on that one.

I think Powell is worse than Bud. Yeah, when I'm talking condescending names are talking cringe pet names like my heart. What are you called Jamie? Probably just the normal ones. Like babes. Yeah. Now, someone sticks through saying,

I call my husband Homeless George. I don't know why the story of that, but that's fine, because I think it's a bit tongue-in-cheek. Someone else has said that they call their partner cutie-patutti. Absolutely not. Someone else, they must have got right into the Paul Russell song.

They said, I call my girlfriend my little boo-thing. Shimala Boothang Not at public Not a public When you're in the bedroom Or in your own home Anything goes But I think you've got to like

Have the name for outside the house Like I'll call them like Babeface Like all sorts of things In the house What about this one Ash you and I are together I'm your husband God forbid And you'd be lucky

You call me cucumber I don't think you could handle Ash either I find it hard to roll play this hypothetical because it just doesn't make sense to my brain. Too much man. Is that what you're saying? That wasn't it? No. No. You're too much man for me. You tell you something. You're able to tell yourself. Okay.

Okay. Cringy relationship pet names. What did you use? What do you use? What have you heard your friends use? We'll be the judge. And we will judge. Talking pet names. It's got a few different ones. Honey, honey, honey. A lot of people getting

called Honey. A lot of people getting called My Love. Now, Maroon 5. Sugar comes up a bit. And I think some are acceptable. Yeah. Especially if you're using them in public. Like honey, I think, is fine. Babe, get away with that.

But some of them that have texted through and called through should be illegal. Well, Stacey's on. I wait under the edge. Stacey, nobody else in New Zealand that we're aware of is using the same pet name as you. So at least yours is unique, I guess. So it's your hubby that calls you this.

Yeah, I think. So because I have brown eyes I've always thought they're just like poo brown but he calls me his dairy milk girl His dairy milk girl Cadbury's is brown Cute

Yeah, Jerry milk chocolate Oh you're not like I thought you guys were maybe Farmers or something You live rurally No And why would you talk about the clover eyes If that was the case And why give us it in a sentence

When he would use it So he comes home How does he say it Oh he might say Hey, my dairy milk girl, how was your day? I like it. No, I like it, babe. Stacey, I'd leave him if I was you.

Dump him. Most of the time, it's Han, babe, but yeah. That's fine. Hun and Babe are great. Yeah, thanks for you called, Telly my dairy milk girl. I think she'll be label Stacy and change your name in the system. Yeah, just DMJ. Let's go.

Now, Ewan, is that how I'm pronouncing it correctly? Yeah, that's correct, yeah. That's not your nickname. your nickname in your relationship? U.N. is not his nickname. Are you trying to be funny? No, he's saying your name is Ewan, but what is your partner calling him? Yeah, he goes, that's not your P-name, is it?

Yeah, but it's spout in a weird way. That's what I thought you're making a difference. Yeah, Ewan is the name, but my partner calls me Leifie, which means my love, because I'm from South Africa, so that's kind of how we do it. Leofy. That's cute. I love that. Yeah, I'll give you that.

That's the only one that doesn't make me want to gag so far, Ewan. Yeah, yeah. And it's probably not cringe for people in public because they might not know it. Yeah, it's cute. It's nice. It's like in Arabic, it's a Habib. It's like darling. And even when people ask you why you call them Leafy, when you actually explain it, it's also not cringe.

Yeah, true. Love it. Morning, Sarah. You've got a nickname in your relationship? Yes. Yeah, I call my husband Phildo. Okay. Is his name Phil?

Yeah. And you call him Phildo. That's really funny. Is he Australian? That is so. funny. No. Phildo. I love it so much. And are you doing that in public?

Are you like, you're out with a friend? You're like, Phildo, let's get the, let's get a wine bottle of wine. Yeah, his friends actually started calling him that first when we met, so I just started calling him that. Wait, what's so funny about it? I'm not getting it. Phildo rhymes a dildo. Come on, Clint.

Now, you have written in your text what he calls you, but I don't think we're allowed to say it on the radio, but I will say you guys have obviously got a good thing going, baby. Yeah, it's definitely a term of indemnity Yeah Okay Oh, is an S word

Yeah, not on a bad way An S word that rhymes with Hutt, yeah Yeah, yeah Okay, oh well So you're having a laugh, aren't you really? Yeah, Phil Doin Does he put a describing word at the front

Like, my little Or, like, is it just the S word? I'm usually just come here Come here? Oh, my goodness speak, come here, that sounds like something out of the books that I read Wow, and you know

Okay, Phil I love it. How long are you guys being together for, Sarah? We are like over 20 years. Wow. We're married 18, yeah. The spark is still well and truly live. Okay, I tell you what, Sarah, I think you've inspired me, I don't know,

I'm brainstorming here live on the radio, but let's all go home and secretly record ourselves, calling our partner the pet name that Sarah's husband gives her. And record the response. We might have to beat the pet. I know both of your wives, it is going to go down like a ton of bricks in both of your house. Would you like to hear the response from our wives

after we call them your pet name, Sarah? Yes, sure. Okay, I usually call my wife my heart. So using that word is not going to... You go with my... You know, we find that too, cringe, all those weird nights. Okay. You would.

Right. Okay, I go. We'll give it a crack. And we'll bring you probably not at this time. but we'll bring the results tomorrow on the show. How about you just do it, Clinton? I'll just sit this one out for a lot. I'm scared of how to do you, man.

I'm scared of how to do. This time tomorrow we may still be playing Easy Money Live. From 8 o'clock, we're going to continue to play in the pit from people all around the country some of the best easy money players until someone wins 10 grand. So maybe we could bring the results of the little pet names after 7th. Yeah, and Will Clint and I still be married tomorrow? It's all up in the air.

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