The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Your mother in laws box...

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Welcome to another unfiltered, hilarious, and heartwarming episode of the Clint, Meg, & Dan Podcast with Ash London! This week, the crew dives headfirst into the chaos of daily life, sharing everything from health fads and parenting fails to wild listener stories and emotional tributes. Plus, enjoy special guest appearances, a side hustle spotlight, and a Father’s Day segment that might just bring a tear to your eye. Settle in for a rollercoaster of banter, real talk, and the kind of radio magic you can’t find anywhere else. 00:00 – Show Intro & Early Banter06:06 – Tanning Mishaps, Parenting Stories & Sky Tower Adventures17:56 – Tarot, Lost Rings & the “Mother-in-Law’s Box” Story21:11 – Listener Calls: First Dates, Buffet Analogies & Relationship Advice25:46 – Two Dudes Skincare, Family Roasts & Product Names Gone Wrong29:11 – Granddad’s Kindy Pickup Fail & Childcare Mishaps33:23 – Spa Stars Game: Celebrity Guesses & On-Air Antics38:11 – Side Hustle Spotlight: Poor Pals with a “Snoop Dogg” Endorsement44:14 – Special Guest: Boris Talks Tomorrowland, Touring, and New Music49:00 – Father’s Day Tributes, Emotional Messages & Parenting Reflections54:10 – Technology Fails: Parents, Grandparents & Social Media Blunders1:00:00 – Meet-Cute Stories: Listeners Share Their Unlikely Love Stories1:07:00 – Chandler’s ATM Vestibule, TV Nostalgia & Sitcom Recommendations1:12:00 – More Listener Stories, Animal Tales & Show Wrap-Up

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Megandandan podcast. It's spicy, full of back time, and immediate regret. Oh, this isn't Love Island. It's the edge breakfast with Clint Megandan with Ash London. Get in, good morning.

Two to six. Starting early. Good morning. We don't get paid extra. Yeah. You know what? It's okay. I didn't start talking to six o'clock in Termin, Michael.

Good news though Just kidding I miss out You can't play hard to get For like more than five seconds I'm part of the rolls guys Ash it's Friday Eve It's the best day of the week

I don't buy into Friday Eve Don't you? No You've got to You've got to like somehow count down to the week kid Like an impromptu Just like drinks after work

And then it feels like you've extended Yeah that's nice But not 6am on a Thursday Say it's what are you sick What's that about? got a bit of... I just want to be like... And she's like, what the hell is it?

No, I've just got creatine. And it gets a bit gritty towards the end. It got stuck in his throat, the creeteen. Actually, creatine, people used to think it was just for gym bros. There we go. Because it's for muscle recovery. It's actually supposed to be really good for your mental development and all sorts of things. You've me 14 leaders of it.

Yeah. I saw her Instagram yesterday so I was a creatini and then made a martini and put some creatine in it. Oh, yeah. That is glad's type of cocktail. I had a little olive. Yeah, I got my mum and dad into it. My wife, they're just drinking it. Your mum's into creatine?

Yeah, mum's summation creatine. Five, ten grams a day. Wow. What's it made from? I don't know. Creotene. You don't know. I think it comes from the plant Crea.

And then they like crush it into like a teen. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like you're definitely going to know. It's an organic compound existing in various tortomas, including a neutral form of Zwitterrionic forms. Creatine is found in vertebrates. Okay, so it's from an animal, I guess.

Producer Carl knows all about it. It's like, yeah, I've been telling you for it and experimenting with it for quite a while. It's amazing for, like, combating tiredness and, like, sleep deprivation. That's been incredible for me. It's great. And it's not even that expensive.

It might be, like, chemist warehouse, you might be able to get a tub for, like, 30, 40 bucks. And it's only a little scoop that you put in just with water and mix it up. And it's meant to be, maybe it's my, for you page is now sending to me about how incredible the studies now that they've realised it's not just for like muscle recovery. The show brought to you

by creatine this morning. You just got to be careful on Instagram because people just like they don't know what they're talking about, make it sound like, you know. That doesn't happen. They don't know how to read studies. It's the edge. Shut up. Shut up. The song started. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my

gosh. How. Let me over. Oh. No, I always get my finger caught in the little crease of the headphones. You don't have these ones. So you substitute the F-bomb for Flip Me Over Of all the things. Well, just as well, because she'd remember that time

You did say the full F-bomb on here, and she got in trouble. I didn't actually get in trouble. Yeah. Because it was early enough, and also it's New Zealand, and they were like, yeah. How about this text? Are you guys seen pumped this morning? And I have to go to bed?

Oh, have you been doing the night shift? We need to get them on for first crawl of the day before they head off to bed. Yeah, we'll send them a lullaby. Yeah, that'd be nice. If you're that person that just texted through, please call. We'd love to chat to you.

We'll sing you. A lullaby. What is a lullaby? I'm trying to see if we've got that song. Go to see. We don't have that. I was going to play night shift. Night shift.

Isn't that Lionel Ritchie? It's a nashift. Maybe not. Okay. It's time for the throwback now. And there's a song in there, the gorillas. I hate the gorillas. Now the gorillas.

Richard's a Nibia looks like he wants to stab you. No, only because Damon Albarn was a dog to me once. Yeah. It's personal. Oh, really? Personal. I mean, I'm going to come out and support you on this, Ash. Thank you so much.

I find the guerrillas yawn fest. Sorry, Neves. Oh, poor Neves, look at his little face. It was like the... I saved up to buy that album, but it's the first album I ever bought. Really? Yeah, the Gorillas one. I had caution, adult material in that.

Oh, I'd have to listen to it in my bedroom by a secret. Yeah, but a lot of albums had that back in the day. You know, you had your M&Ms. Yeah, I had biscuit. Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morris. That was the first album I bought with the Explicit Content Warning. She was swearing all through that. Wasn't she old Alainis?

Well, I did. And I, thank God, now, me. I could find a little Alinus, or is she too old? Too much of the showback. Shut up. No way. That's like late 90s. A hand in my pocket.

Oh, I love handing my. Let's see, we've got a little. Let's see, we've got a little. It's like no one's running out and figure it out just here. On an album. Yeah, you ought to know, another goodie. Give me a bit if you want to know. Do you know, to remind you

Of the mess you left When you were in a way It's like radio I was a teenager When she wrote that album She's amazing I'm obsessed with her A lot of the best albums that, like, lyric-wise

Were Written by Teenagers If you think of Lord's Pure Heroin That album she was a teenager When it was written Because you feel the feels Yeah So strongly I'm crossed into an area of desperation

after peddling the song for like two weeks and it's still never played. You should be my... Baby, you're like, girl, I'm in you to be a crumb. He's a different kind of a racist. Yeah, how old was he when he wrote this? In the 20s. All of us, I don't know.

I feel like we should play some gorillas. I'm just kidding. Play some Jason. You've wanted it for so long. Thank you. We dedicate this to Jack Honeybone, who programs the music and asks us not to change it. Hey, you know what we can do?

We can call that listener that's going to bed next and we can play the gorillas. That'll send them off to sleep. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It's time for a little coffee catch-up where we just shoot the sh and just see what each other's been up to since yesterday. Took my little gorgeous son George out yesterday. Gorgeous George.

We go out quite often after work because we finish here at midday, so we go on a little daddy son. So cute. And yesterday I took him to the Sky Tower, which is the big tower in Auckland. Did you have to sell a kidney to get in? Yeah, it was quite expensive. If I'm honest. To get up there.

He was free, but it was like. like 45 bucks for me to go up the tower. Should have sent him up on his own. I'll wait down here for you, buddy. Yeah, but it was worth it. It was the best $45 I've ever spent, and I'll tell you why, because I went up and we were up the Sky Tower,

and there was one of the Skytower workers that was like doting over George. She was lovely. She was like, oh my God, he's so cute. She was talking to him, he was laughing. And I think this is the best compliment anybody has ever said to me. She said to George.

And you're here with your big brother. Shut up. She thought it had to be a joke. There was a 37-year age gap between me. It's like when you meet a girl's mom and you go, oh, this must be your sister. No one believes that you think they're sisters. Did she try to get your number after?

Was she trying to, is there a mummy in the picture? No, no, I don't think she was, she was much older than me. So there's no way. She wanted to get her hands on that sweet, sweet radio money. Do you think that she was like, a bit of a little sugar daddy. Then she turned around and grabbed her guide dog and went back down.

She wasn't even a staff member. That's funny. That's a good joke. I was skipping all the eyes, I was clicking my heels after that. I was like, man, do I look that yolk? No, I've done. And I haven't even had Botox.

Sometimes you can tell. Oh, yeah, my son got really disappointed when he found out. He was that looking at my... That you get Botox. He was looking at my face and he goes, Dad, do this with your eyes? Like, lift them up and lifting them up. And he's like,

Where are the lines? I was like, Dad's not ever, I haven't had lines. I was like, I'm too young for the lines. And then Tylo looks in me as if people were listening. It's just him and I around and he goes, they were there last year. My legend.

I've noticed I've disappeared. I've never wanted Botox until I met you. Now I'm like, oh. Slowly but surely, the longer you know, the less lines he has on his face, it's weird. It's really weird. Do you know what else I bought this week? Inspired by Clinton Randall.

What? I got Eco Akatan. self-taining, but I got the eco one, obviously, because Bondi stands too many chemicals. You haven't used it yet, have you? No, I haven't. Oh, thank God. I was going to say maybe the eco strips the...

No-in-no-no-no-no-law. It's made you white. No, I'm going to do it this week at some point, and your job is to notice when I've done it. Okay, frustratingly, I was tanning yesterday because everyone's been giving me so much stick about it, and it just reminded me that I've really been letting it slip lately. And I was

like, cool, Bondi says it's 24 hour. Sorry, not 24, one hour. That's one you told me to get. Yeah, and I was like, cool, because there's less, you can't, sleeping in it just ruins the sheets and it's just and it just, oh, it just stinks and everything else. So I'm like, cool, one hour, wash it off, done. So, I just put it on, and I was like, cool.

Do you wear a G-string? Or do you not do your ass? Like, how much of your body tanning? No, I kind of just hitched up the boxes this time. Oh, so you have a white bottom. Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter. Like, no one's going to see it. And then I get a message from one of the boys being like, beer before school pick up. And it was like eight past two. I just finished applying.

What are your friends doing with their day? They're coming around to your house in the middle of the day having a beer. I don't know. I think that build is. I'd be like, if my friend texts me, I'd be like, no, go get a job. I'm busy tanning. I was like, yeah, yeah, what time? And they're like, just before school pickup or swing around.

I was like, that's in like 20, 30 minutes. Was it enough time to let the tan? to put it all on, especially trying to get your back. You have to use a special mat where you, you know, it's like a longer mat where you go back and forth, back and forth. That's sort of a mitt. And I finally applied it on. I was like, it's only going to be on for 25 to 30 minutes.

It's a one hour tan. So past, I'd wash it off early. Let's see your bottom. I want to see the contrast between your, your tan. Come on where I can see, too, not. Okay, so it's tan on his back. Oh, no, there's not much difference. It's just like you've done a bit of tan on the butt.

Have you got some like historic tan on the butt? Have you got some historical tan on the butt? No, I don't know. It's hard to know what my natural colour is anymore. He's, he's fake tan so much. It's like seeped into his paws so much that he's just now that colour. That is there. He can't ever get it out.

I'm not sure where the tan stops and the 132nd Māori begins. Yeah. It's sort of a fine line really, isn't it? Yeah, okay. Clint Megadale. Lesh Gold. Hendricks Golden on the edge 22 past six. I did a remix parody to that for Dane.

for a powder hunter snowboards as we try to promote people's side hustles at seven this morning Ash is going to be debuting her little thing she's been working on for another listener So I have not got the skills that you boys have as far as singing

and being funny and parodies what I do have are celebrity contacts You are funny and you're talented Ash London. I've leaned on my celebrity contact for this one and I think you're going to be pretty impressed I can't believe I pulled it off. Oh my goodness me.

Okay seven o'clock Lauren has a business called Poor Pals, which is like first aid for pets. And it was Ash's job to help promote it. We'll get to that five past seven this morning. In the meantime, first call of the day. First call of the day. She's from Tohunga. She's a Virgo.

It's her birthday tomorrow, and she's an autistic engineer. Good morning. Acoustic. Autistic. You might be, mate. No. An acoustic engineer. But who knows?

I think you have to be. A little autistic, right. acoustic engineer. A acoustic engineer. Tell people listening and us, what does that mean? So, actually, every week's pretty different. Like, people think, oh, we make how a concert hall sounds, like we design how it sounds on the inside.

So that's one thing, but there's only so many concert halls in New Zealand. Yeah. So I also do, like, Reesles Consent work for any new project that involves noise outside. So that's, like, environmental noise or, like, a concert, it, like, I don't know, that's outside, and then you have houses close to it. There's, like, city plan rules that mean it can't be louder than a certain level. So, you kind of, like, work with the sound engineers and measure and say, oh, like,

oh, that's five disabilities over, like, if council calls, you can complain, like, that's not viable right now, that sort of thing, so turn it down, basically. That's, like, a small part, and then, yeah, or, like, building acoustics, so that's, like, room to room transmission and then room acoustics is like reverberation. Ela, have you ever been in an anechoic chamber? Um, no. There's one at Auckland University though.

Diane and I went into it. You go in and it's zero sound. No, that scares me so much. You can literally hear your own heart beating in your chest. Yeah, you'd love it, Ash. I genuinely thought you'd, I thought I'd hate it as well. It would make me crazy. You can't, isn't one of those things that they give you

a million dollars if you can last an hour and no one's lasted an hour? I could have lived in there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, we went in and it was like. Oh, it was almost like spiritual.

I loved it. How long did you stay in for? Yeah, most of the people I work with have been there. Yeah, it was like 45 minutes or something. Yeah, Clint, we were like, Meg and I had to be like, we've got to go, Clint. No, they reckon if you're in there for an hour, you go like crazy. Yeah. No, I didn't.

I loved it. But the one I was reading about was like five minutes people got to get out of there. Yeah, no, maybe it's because there's always noise going all around in my head all the time. It never turns off regardless. I made the voices stop, did it? Yeah, I see you're single and you just signed up to Hinge And you have a date lined up already, exciting Yeah, I do, actually, it's funny

Have you been on the, have you been having a bit of bans with them already Or is it just a, you know Oh, no, they're actually in mid-school So I think they haven't got heapsed time on their hands But so I'm currently entitled to a moving to Christchurch in two weeks For the day And they were like, look me when you're down here Yeah, for the date.

Imagine that, Wendy. You go one day and then you move to crush us, which you'd already plan to do. They're like, stage five-glinger, stay-five-linger. She rocks up to the date with those suitcases. So where's Jordan myself? Is our place far from here? Yeah, yeah.

Can't wait for your life. Pat-da. Love that. Well, best alike, make sure you flick us a text or give us a call. Let us know how it goes. Might be your first date might be your last date. True. This could be the beginning of the year.

Not of your life, but I mean of your dating life. We're going to sue you out with the voucher to go spending store at Zed, New Magic at Z a short and punchy coffee just like this ad, and we'll give that out to you, Ayla. Thanks for calling, babe. Oh, thanks so much. What, how many people have had a first and last date? Like, the very first day they went on, and that was the last date they ever went on. I was on the dating app, so it was my first day.

It was my first ever swipe, and I swiped on her, we went and it was done. Don't you worry that you almost went to like a buffet, And he's not getting better than Hannah. You put too many prawns on the plate. You had no room for anything else. And there were so many other options there for you, Dan, and you filled up on prawns. Do you know what he did? It was a full buffet, and there was one lobster.

Yeah. Very high club of 10. And he said, I'll just have, I'll go straight to the lobster things. I don't need to try all those. The garlic bread that's going to fill me up and make me feel a shit tomorrow. I don't want that. I just want the lobster. And they said, oh, can you handle the lobster?

And he said, yes, I can. I actually don't like. seafood. I wish straight to the brandy snaps. You're such a child. Clint Megan Dan. Spinky Boo. Now you know how lately I have been trying to do tarot and everybody in the office and I do feel like I'm a

spiritually enlightened person. Which I think the level of your expertise, shuffle the cards and then just decide when you want to stop and turn them over. Yes, and then I Google what every card means. That's fine. But then I interpret it well. I have, I think I am very spiritually connected

and it was proved this week. this weird thing keeps happening, right? So I love my in-laws, and every time my in-laws come to stay, this is the second time it's happened, my father-in-law has lost his diamond ring. So he has like his wedding ring, and he's often doing jobs, jobs, jobs around the house.

He'll kind of take it off, whatever. The first time it happened was a year ago, and I had been out all day. I get home, and everyone is just, like, walking, running around the house, like chook-lose-heads, headless chooks. Chookless heads. Yeah, yeah, chocolate's heads. And I'm like, what's going on?

And they're like, what has lost his ring again? And we had been moving, so it could have been anywhere. Yeah. He's had this, he's like in his 70s. He's had the ring since he was 20. It's an heirloom, you know? I'm like, okay, everyone, just calm down. Just calm down.

Everyone be quiet. As everyone goes quiet. And I do this, so I close my eyes. Oh, what bullshit. And I put my hands on my chest and I go, and I just think about the ring, right? Do you say, how long did you spend thinking about your father-in-law's ring? Okay, that's enough.

that. Thank you. Don't take it to the gutter, Clinton. I was not having you speak about Warren that way. I'm wondering how long you have to set in the powers for it to work. About 10 seconds. Okay. That's a long time. There's 10 seconds more than I've thought of mine.

As I was thinking about my father-in-law's ring. An image of a rug came up. Your mother-in-law's rug. Okay. Wasn't my mother-in-law's. That's enough. Thank you, Saj. Discussed.

And then I was like, it's under the rug. And I walked downstairs and we've got this rug at our front door. and I lifted up the corner of the rug, boom. Shut up. Ask Adrian, it was the weirdest thing ever, right? So my father-in-law totally freaked out at this point. He's like, how did you do that? Did you put it there?

Is this a joke? I was like, no, I just saw the rug. Fast forward a year, it's last night. We get a call from Janie, my mother-in-law, chookless head, once again, just beside herself. Warren's teary in the background because he's been yelled out for the last 12 hours. They've lost the ring.

They had been in Auckland They've flown home They've arrived home Waza, where's your ring He's old, he can't remember Where he's put the bloody thing Classic Waza? Truly classic Waza

So they're going through the bag She's taking about all the toiletries She's like, it's nowhere in our luggage They're, as I said, chookless heads So I get caught Adrian's gone through their whole room, the drawers It's not there So I get called in, bring in the big guns

Oh, here we go She said, Asch, can you do that thing? I'm like, yeah, so I stop hand on my chest father-in-law's ring father-in-law's ring I'm like look and I see a box I was like what's in that box is like

your mother-in-law's box toilet chees that they've left I've already gone through it and I was like give it to me and I see a band-aid box I said it's in the band-aid box he's like I've already gone through the band-aid box give me the box

I get the box I take the band-aids at the bottom of the box you're shitting me you're taking the ring and hiding it no she's taking it and hiding it That's how the magic is working. I swear on buddies life. It's like when I find something the kids are looking for

and then I find it and then I go, hold on, it might be here behind your ear. And then I'm like, it's been there behind their ear. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. I'm taking my ring off. It only works with my father-in-law's ring. I want you to think about my ring for just a second.

I don't want to think about my father-in-law's ring. Dan's going to hide it. I'm hiding it. But you're going to know, you're going to say I don't have the power. The power only works with my father-in-law's ring. Just? Are you Warren Brian? No.

I wish I was. Yeah, he's got a lovely ring. Okay. You dream of having a ring like him. Yeah, mine's a bit of a mess. You know, okay. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Time for a little naughty, 640.

We'll premise it by saying, I met the owner of this company and him and his mate have put it together, and I'm sure they do incredible work. I just don't know how long they spent thinking about the name. Oh, dear. Is it the cap that you're wearing as far as I can tell says, farting?

This is Federation. That'd be on brand for Clip. It looks like farting. F-D, R-T-N. Yeah, but the D looks like an A. It looks like a farting. And it's red as well, so it looks like a mix of maga. Yeah, maga be farting.

Oh, no. I just think it's kind of like a kid's name. Like if you're going to name your kid, whatever, you put it with the last name, you work out what it rhymes with, you find all the loopholes in ways that it can be teased or made fun off. see if you can work out what I've worked out

because my daughter's worked it out the moisturiser company is called Two Dudes because him, the guy who I met, started the company with a mate of his. There's two guys, or in this case two dudes, and they've started like a skincare line. I know it well. Yeah.

So my daughter, age 10, found the loophole when I was putting it on and she goes, oh, you're rubbing two dudes on your face again, Amazing. Brilliant. Amazing. Did she make that gag out of 30? Without you even doing anything before.

I wonder if she's heard my wife and I have pretty much this conversation I'm having now going, why would you do that? And I think she's heard it, said nothing. And then comic timing, she's waited for me to put it on my face 24 hours later and going, you're rubbing two dudes on your face again, Dad. She doesn't know, yeah. And I laughed because I think that's hilarious. So now she knows it's my weak spot.

And every time I'm using a two dudes product, she will make the game. The funny thing you say that, because I got sent two dudes the other day. What did you do with the two dudes? Straight onto my face. And my decoletage. Oh, you were the two dudes on your decoletage. Yeah, like I did face, neck. You name it.

Because you can get whole body for, I think they do whole body stuff as well, two dudes. Really? Yeah. All parts, front and back. Yeah. Yeah. So I think... Do they do a lip gloss?

I haven't used it. Like a champ stick? I haven't used it, but apparently they do. So you haven't put two dudes all over? I've got two dudes on my face right now. Oh, shaming. Delightful. I mean...

I'm more of a one dude-only kind of gal. Really? It's not a brand. I don't know, just... I look, Fiona's texted through. She said, two dudes' symbol is two X's, which is the chromosome for females. I fed that back to them.

They weren't bothered. You doesn't feel like they've not thought this through. I don't know. But on the flip side, we are talking about it. I mean, is that the point that people would go two dudes on your face?

And I'd say this. For some people, that sounds like a hell of a good time. And speaking for someone that's had two dudes before, once you've had two dudes, you very rarely go back to another. Why would you go back to just the one dude? Okay. No, I'm just talking about Niviga.

I used to use Sarah Vee. What are you talking about? A bit ruffle, fair enough. The granddad that accidentally picked up the wrong kid when he was on candy pickup and took them home. It's so bad. I felt sick when I read this article. I was not laughing. Oh, it's like

how does that happen? With Father's Day on Sunday, I don't know if this granddad is winning any awards. I've got a normal moisturiser that's two dudes and then also a night cream as well. Does that mean I had four dudes last night? It's so does. Stop it. Clint Megan Dance. It's Clint Megan Dance.

It's Clint. What you are? With Ashlandin, all right, some stories that need to be on your radar, I think, you are wanting to stay up with the play. Yeah, I got one first. Can I go first? Of course. Superman sequel, Man of Tomorrow sets July 2027 release date.

How much effort are they putting into a movie when it's two years away and they're already announcing it? Shut up, don't tell me. That was like when Simon Barnett said he was quitting more FM and he gave an 18-month runway. Are you serious? Yeah, he was like, I'm leaving and it was like, no!

And he was like, in a year or no. And then he went away for like a year and then came back? And then he was back. Yeah, great. But we do love him. I saw the new publicity picks for him in Lana. Oh, yeah. I bumped into him on a Disney cruise ship

and he was so lovely because my daughter and son were just coming out of the, like, princess room where they pretty much will dress them up. What did they dress tie up as? He was a prince. Yeah, and as he came out, Simon Barnett, saw him he goes, oh, you look incredible

and just like really jeed them both up. Nice. So I was dressed as a prince as well at the time. Yeah, you had the shield and the sword. He was Prince Charming. Another bit of news, which is great for Wellington's this morning, Wellington has been named the best country in the world for work-life balance. That's nice.

If you're going to be known for any of the things, I think work-life balance is probably the best. There's got to be at least someone in Wellington right now listening to that going, bullshit. Well, that's beaten out Dublin, Brussels, Berlin and Oslo in Norway. Brussels is the boringest city I've ever been to in my whole life. Well, they've got quite good work-life balance. I mean, there's always exceptions. So if you don't have great work-life balance, and you're in Wellington hearing this right now,

then maybe you just need a different gig. Back to Brussels. Do you know that it's Brussels sprouts, not Brussels sprouts? Is that? Is that where they came from? It's from Brussels. Oh, but because sprout starts with a nest... People just go Brussels sprouts, but it's Brussels sprouts.

One of the most underrated vegetables of Brussels sprats. Oh, I will make you Brussels sprouts. That will make you... Okay. All right. And go on into Father's Day on Sunday, a reminder for some of us, this weekend. This granddad, who obviously

is also a father, is not going to be getting too many awards after he did this. Well, Mark, a grandfather who'd come here to pick up his grandson was given the wrong child by one of the staff members here at the First Steps Learning Academy. No one realized anything

was amiss until the boy's mother arrived, only to find her son wasn't here. Staff then searched through security video, leading them to the grandfather, who had mistakenly taken the wrong child hours earlier and who apparently look like his own grandson. Oh, come on.

Come on. First of all, can you imagine the feeling of being that parent, rocking up to Kendi, and they don't know where your freaking child is. I would get the children out first, then I would burn that place to the ground. Right.

Okay, straight away. Straight away. Straight to arson. And then it turns out they're like, oh no, little Jimmy was here. It was under the table the whole time. one you set on fire. I'd make sure I'd do a full, like,

check to make, I'd check under the tables. You're not crazy. You don't blame him. I mean, he was probably old anyway, but then if you take into account, he's probably got other grandkids as well, and this is the newest one. They all look the same when they're a baby.

You don't know what your grandkids looks like you don't get to do kidney pick up. I feel like if it's like under one and a half, it's an understandable because they do look a bit similar. They do. But once they get to like grow into their features and you can't be doing that. And that poor grandfather...

They said he was horrified. Of course he was. He was. He was very upset. And they went and had a nap. He put the Bubba fell asleep in the car. So he just like brought him inside, put him down for a nap and then got on with his life. Meanwhile, it's somebody else's child.

He's been put on a home now apparently the old man. He hasn't. They fired the, um, on the spot they stood down the childcare worker as, as, as... And now they're bringing in all this, like, ID scanners and checks and all the rest of it. Which is you're like, why don't you guys have that already? But I guess maybe that's the way. things will go in the future. You'll have to have like a key card to scan out your kid.

My son was at a Kendi for a while and they had a thing where you had to put in a code. Yeah, we've got a code. You put the code in and then it says you're here to pick up George. I went in there one day and I had been given a code but it was the wrong code. And I put it in and it says, hi, Gareth. Andrew was ready to be picked up and I was like, bloody hell, that's not me and it's not my son. Oh, do you have a specific code just for your child? Yeah, per child, but they'd given me the wrong child's code.

Well, I runs recently at Kendi pick up someone leading a call. contractor. They just let them in, oh, you come, mate. And I was not happy. Yeah. And I walked to this head office. I said, sorry, Louise. Someone just let a contractor in if you could just thank you, Ash, for letting me know. And that office is now burnt down.

To the ground. To the ground! It still hasn't been sold. All right, correctly identified a star in the correct spot, and you win a hundred bucks, get all five, and you win a $45,000 sparple. Here they are. It's getting hot in here.

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Okay. One more time. It's getting hot in here. Good morning, Amanda. Good morning. Good morning. All right, Amanda, I'm going to play it for you one more time and then you give us five slabs and we'll find out if they are in the spa or not. It's getting hot in here.

Okay. It's very quick. Nelly, Nelly, Nelly, Nelly and Nellie. Oh, she's going a full five Nellys. Is it Nelly for Tato or Nellie the rapper? Nelly, the rapper. Okay. You want to go and get ride with me.

That guy. Are you thinking because of... Yeah. Yeah. Imagine she's cracked the code and every star that's in the spa has some reference to how hot it is. Okay.

I love that. Amanda, you're clever. You thought about this, babe. We are all working together at this point. There's no chance probably that you're going to get all five with Nelly, Nelly, Nelly, Nelly. Especially because we know... No, no.

It's worth a shot. Yeah, good on you. Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. Yes. You have identified no new stars. Okay, I'm such a rose. I love that. That's what's mean, isn't it?

Why are you doing that, Clint? Nice. So good. Yeah, me and Amanda, that's just how we roll. Like, you know, we're always just giving each other but a stick. That's what makes our relationship more fun, eh? Oh, you definitely Yeah, sit on you, Amanda for calling

through, flirting with Clint. Should we leave you guys alone? Should we go? We'll go. Yeah, come on, Ashley. You and get mad. Hey, you give us a call back in an hour, babe, and I'll see if I can get here, too.

All right, we'll do. Okay, Amanda, Clint is married, okay? Oh, I definitely know that. And he's got kids. Yeah, I'm married Sunday to Friday. Oh, my God. Okay, now I'm getting. The maniacal giggling from Amanda.

You've got her giggling. My wife's going to text me, you are what? Okay, Sparful of Stars is back 8 o'clock this morning if you want to have a crack at it. 100 bucks if you can quickly identify one. But if you get all five, one more time. It's getting hot. You are absolutely right about that fifth one day.

I think so too. Yeah, I'm embarrassed that I didn't think of it before. Will you wedding ring back on Clint, please? 930 last night. remembered the homework that she had to put something together to help promote Lauren's business, poor pals, for free

just to help push her side hustle. Luckily for me, I've got some celebrity contacts who are on the other side of the world. So I may have been about to go to sleep. This person was awake, and by the time I woke up, I had the audio, I cannot ever pull this off. Next, you're going to hear Taylor Swift

endorsing a business. Don't say Taylor Swift, because people's expectations are too high. All right, mate. Clint, Megan Dan. All right, over the last couple of days, we've been trying to help promote your side hustle because I imagine getting the word out there

as to what you're doing and what you're investing all your money into to try and make yourself rich one day is tricky. And so Dan helped the listener earlier this week. I helped Dane, hopefully. Hopefully he has no snowboards left after yesterday's sold out. I heard after Clint did the ad, sales really dried up.

Thank you also for people Because we're going into spring now So technically, you know, winter is wrapping up The snow just wet away It's really weird Lauren is sitting on hold She spoke to us yesterday She is from poor pals

Which does a lot of first aid For pets Yep And she had Ash to whip something together To help tell New Zealand About her incredible business Good morning Lauren, darling How are you?

Good morning, Ash I'm good things in yourself So good Now I've taken this really seriously My love Because the other boys I kind of did a parody song for their rad, you know, which were great, and we respect that. But I wanted to really

hone in on my own skills, and my skills are really in the people I know. Yeah, now you say you took it seriously, but you left it to the last minute and almost forgot about it, really, didn't you? But that turned out to be a great thing because I was then forced to think, okay, well, I'm about to go to bed. Who do I know in the world that would be awake right now? Who of my celebrity contacts that would be kind of, it would make sense to have like some sort of a pet, dog, adjacent kind of person. So I put my contacts to use. I shot off an email and I went to bed.

And this morning I woke up and I had received a response from somebody. Oh my goodness. And I have used that audio, Lauren, and put it into an ad. Now, if you were going to choose any celebrity in the whole world to be the face of poorpals.com. Who would you choose, Lauren?

Maybe Robert Irwin. Okay. It's not Robert Irwin, unfortunately. I was going to lose my shit. I was like, you've obviously spoken to Laurenz. When I ask you, you say, but clearly not. Lauren, you and I have the match on favourite celebrities. He's amazing.

Okay. It's not Robert. Well, it's not Robert, but it is someone else dog adjacent. Would we all like to hear the commercial now? Yeah. Okay, Lauren, I hope you like it. I tried really hard. And you've saved probably about, I would say, a good million dollars

in celebrity endorsement fees with this artist. Okay. Okay. Yo, what's up? This is the most famous dog of all. Snoop, and I'm here to tell you about the only way to keep dogs like me safe. Paul Pals, your one-stop shop for pet leads, harnesses, and safety equipment. You know, I love the ladies, and Paul Pals is owned and operated by my girl, Lauren.

The dog in your life deserves nothing but the best, much like my fine-ass self. Head to Paulpals.com.n.z to browse the collection. Stay mean, stay green. Snoop Dog, out. Wow. What do you reckon, Lauren? Snoop Dog, the most famous dog on the planet. Officially getting behind poor pals.

Oh my gosh, that's so amazing, Ash. Thank you so much. I love it. You're welcome, but she's incredible. Dan's mouth was agape the whole time. That's right. Can you believe I got Snoop Dog? No, I can't.

We go way back. No, I can't. We used to hit the clubs together back in the day. I could believe that you might be able. able to afford a premium AI celebrity voice changer. I don't know what you're talking about. I would never. Oh, was it not really, Snoop?

Hey, hey, whether it was the real Snoop or not, I'll leave up to your own interpretation. For now, all we need to know is at Paul Pals.coma NZ. Unfortunately, I did tell him, we live in the southern hemisphere. It's NZ, but he, you know, like, kind of did you know, dull, new tricks, you know what I'm saying? So he just doesn't, NZ. And you don't want to keep going back to Snoop and like,

eh, I know you did me a favour, but sorry, man, could you jump back in the studio and just re-record that last? He'd already hit DeClob. By the time I got back to him, he's like, Ash, I can't get back and desk. He wasn't friends with you, the fact that you say DeClub. I think DeClub is Fitty. You're yicking me.

All right, man. I think you're getting him confused with Fitty. Hey, hey, Phiddy and Snoop are friends, okay? Hey, so Lauren, did you want us to MP3 that too, you can put it on the website or? Yes, please, that would be amazing, guys. Yeah. Thank you. I'm legal, but we can't put that one on the website.

No, I know. Snoom just said just the one on here, like, you're going to call them poop dog, then you could. Clint, Megan Dan. He's in New Zealand. Next guy, Boris, joins us in the studio. Good morning. Good morning.

Thank you so much for coming in. New Zealand's like your second home. Let's be honest. It very much is so, yeah. This is where a lot of the billionaires in the world are building their apocalypse bunkers. So maybe that's what he's working on. He's coming here for gigs, but he's making a bunker and going to town somewhere.

Are you digging the hole somewhere in the like, whops for like a bunker? It's not a bad idea. I don't think we have to wait for the apocalypse to move here, though. Yeah, it's the best place in the world. And I think the apocalypse might be here, and we just haven't realized, you know, if I'm perfectly on. You've been a busy man, because you've just been on the stage at Tomorrowland. How was that? Because the main stage burned down.

Yeah, obviously a very scary addition at first. There's a couple of people with us that worked at tomorrow, and then I've got so much respect for the team. I mean, in 24 hours, they rebuilt a whole new main stage. If anything, it just shows how powerful this team is and the fans and everyone's supporting it. So it was incredible. Because if you didn't know Tomorrowland,

it's probably the most epic stage in the world. Like, it looks like a whole city. And then it completely burnt down, but they still managed to bring it all together and still go ahead because it was talk of it being cancelled. And it was Belgium, isn't it? Yeah. I feel like when it happened, I was like,

because it happened in Belgium, I feel like it's going to be okay. If it had happened in this part of the world, we'd be like, oh, we need two years to rebuild it. Oh, that would be so. We're building it now. People would just be like, sit back with a siggy, just like, yeah, she'll be right. We would not be getting it done in 24 hours. To be honest, I'd like to agree, but then our government takes like 18 years to

we built any building. So it's more that a very kind of one team that does better. Yeah. Being from Belgium, you must have played that many times. Have you lost count of how many times you've been at Tomorrowland? I think I've been to every addition apart from the first one. Wow. But the first three years, I didn't play.

So I was there as a punter. And I didn't even have money to get in, so I found ways to see. sneaking actually in the beginning. Do you still feel like a punter? Because like EDM is evolving so much is what I love so much about the genre is that it's changing and evolving and so many amazing sounds are appearing. When you go to these festivals, are you still able to like take your DJ producer hat off and just be a lover of the genre? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I think there's only like two months in the year where I don't take any other gigs. The one is like the two weekends of Tomorrowland. Like we did one other show on the Friday and all the other days we just

went and the other one is New Zealand you know we're just here we do one show one big show weekends and we stay here in between the weekends to enjoy our time so yeah what are you doing how are you enjoying your time well we're actually working quite hard this week but I think we're going to try and go to Waikiki

beautiful we're going to try to oh no no that's a place of hard work whyhiki oh no no that's not working yeah yeah we're kind of try and do a rugby game nice there's a couple of things we're coming back and forth to New Zealand over the next few months you're back in Auckland for Trust Arena on the 6th

September. That's right. And then Queenstown on the 13th of Snow Machine. That's right. You've also got new music hour. That's right. Yeah. There it is.

Oh! Yes. I know how you do. That's BB Rex. They're right on vocals. She's cool. Huge voice. How does that, how do you sit that up?

How do you sit that up like a co-lab with BBRexa? Is it done over email? Yeah, it was a DM and an email, and then four months later, the song was out, so it's so cool. So, Beebe wrote back to his DMs. No, no one writes back to Dan's DMs. She's tried everybody. Oh, you should try Baby, she's very nice. Okay, I'll try Baby.

There might be one, yeah, Taylor Swift still. Would you believe, I know it's shocking to believe that Taylor Swift hasn't written back? No, same with me. No. No, yeah, so you're in the same boat as Boris. Yeah, exactly. I feel your fame. Thank you so much for our company spend time in studio,

and coming back to beautiful Alteiro again and for the gifts. Thank you so much. Thanks for having. Thanks for me. It's breakfast. All right, coming up next. It is Father's Day on Sunday. I thought it might be nice. Thanks for bringing it up.

Oh, yeah. You know, I forgot that my dad died and I just remembered. You get Mother's Day, okay? This is our day, the dads, the men, for once. I thought it might be nice to try to stitch up, my old man. Maybe a couple of days before. Sorry, Boris, you can go. You don't want to see Mom and Dad fight?

Oh, definitely. I can't see Mom and Dad fight because my dad's dead. Oh, my God. And on Father's Day, Clint, of all the days, remember, please. I've just decided to see if my dad would fall for the old prank. If he got an automated voice message asking him to re-record his answer phone live on here. Let's see how that goes. Father's Day is on Sunday.

My old man loves diving. He loves fishing. I was like, what could I get him? What could I get him? I was like, oh, I know. A fishing test. pH fishing, though. For those of you don't know, fishing is when scammers do a phone call or an email

that makes you think it's a safe way for you to share any information. They fish that information out of you, then boom, they use it for your disadvantage. So I thought maybe if I put together a bunch of automated responses, pretending it's asking Dad to re-record his voicemail message, we get to hear him doing that, and then eventually we can get a little more silly with it and find out how far we can go and how many details he will give.

So once we've got him on the hook, we hit him with the silly stuff. Yes, yes. Got the sensor button because he might be giving away, you know, sensitive information. Yes, yes, yes. But let's see how we go.

He might smell it really early, but good luck to you. John's speaking. This is an automated message for John Randall. Your voicemail message expires on To record your new answer phone message, say, record now. Record now. Great. Recording new voicemail message in three, two, one.

Hi, it's John here. Sorry, I missed your call. But you can get me on 0274. 848. Thank you. If you are happy with your message, say happy. If you aren't, say, Say re-record. Happy. You said re-record. Is that right?

No, happy. Okay, let's re-record it. I should have just gone one time. Bless him. I've got to message him dead as me pick up long. Your call has been four years to voice. He must be like running around now. Put your dad on, John?

He's putting his phone like, it's in water right now. He's like calling it out. I've text, yeah, I've text, Dad. Call Christine. She'll, and then she can tell John. Trey-Treezy. Hi, hon. Mom, are you with Dad?

No. Oh, okay. Ring Dears. Have you got Dears as now? Yeah. Okay, we'll give him a call now. I can be there in five minutes. Okay. Hello?

Hey, Dez, it's Clint here. Is Dan there? Yeah, hang on. He won't pick up his phone. No, because he had some scam ringing. And he wouldn't pick up. All right. Hang on.

Thanks, Des. Yeah. Great. To prove you are not a robot, say, hi, y'an. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, I've been so bad now. I'm sorry, we're trying to get in touch you there

just to let you not freak out and throw your phone in water or, I don't know. Yeah, I kept thinking this is a scam, this is a scam, and I'm thinking, yeah, I'm not going to get caught, so I just let it keep ringing and ringing. No, no. Happy Father's Day, that's your Father's Day present. I just wanted to give you like a fishing test, and you passed it.

Mum said, oh, was that that Clinton? She said the little shit. He did it to me. We didn't even get to the Hoy on. with mum but I probably wouldn't have thrown that out. Can you just get Christine to give us a quick hoyer? Dad's thinking he'd just kick Christine to do a quick hire. What my God?

Hi, yeah. All right. Okay. Enough and up and up. This isn't funny anymore. It's not funny. John's like, that sounds familiar. Okay, bye, mom, bye.

Give dad his burn back. See ya. John's pans are off. Yake. No, Dess is there. Bye. Bye. Clint, Megan Dan.

Anna, a listener of the show, DMed us telling us why you should never hand over your phone and passcode to airport security. And she joins us on the show this morning. Morning, Anna. How are you? Good. How are you guys? How are you good?

First of all, take us back to the start. Why were you going to America? Were you just going on a holiday? What was the vibe? So I actually lived there for a little bit in Chicago in 2022 with my ex at the time. They weren't American. Yeah. Went back to New Zealand.

I was living there for about three months. Went back to New Zealand and see my family for a little bit. And then flew back to the States to see my partner at the time again. I landed in L.A. is in the custom line for about two hours. The guy takes a look at my passport about five seconds, asks for my phone. And I'm just like, oh, yeah, here's my phone. Take it.

They take me into a little back room, and there's about 20 people in there. And I asked the lady if I was going to make my next flight, and she told me, no, you're not going to make it. You'll probably have to go book another one. So I'm a little bit nervous at this point already. So I'm sitting down, my knees shaking, and then I get called up and interviewed to see if I'm eligible to get into the country. So when they took your phone off you, did they keep it? And at this point, you've been ferried into another room without your phone, without your passport?

Absolutely. No phone, no passport, just put my carry-on bag. And have you given them your passcode? Yep, given them my passcode, everything. They actually asked the consent to search my phone. I was like, yeah, go for it. I've got nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of. They see that in my bank account on A&Z that I've got money coming in.

And at the time, I was a streamer on Twitch. And explaining what Twitch to them was like asking a cat to make an omelette. It was like, it was so painful. What a thing? But they go through my hidden photos on my phone. And because at the time, I was obviously in a long-distance relationship, so you've got to do what you've got to do, you know. And they printed them out on a little bit of eight-ball paper.

What? Put them on a table. I'm in a room with 20 other people as well. And they told me that I was, quote, unquote, there to sell myself. So they take me into another back room. They handcuffed me, and they handcuff my ankles together as well. They frisked me, and I'm shaking quite a bit. I'm really nervous at this point.

and the lady was like, oh, well, if you're going to keep acting nervous, we're going to have to strip searching. They didn't, thank God. But they put me into a cell for 18 hours, gave me some chalky milk and some water. And one hour before, they put me on the flight, they gave me a phone call, so I obviously called my mum. My dad went full. Liam Neeson called the embassy, called L-A-X, called New Zealand Embassy.

They thought I was, like, tied up in the back of an Uber or something. They shipped me back on the plane, handcuffed as well. Why? Because she had some nudes on a phone. I don't understand. But it was the combination of the Twitch money and the nudes. They just put two and two together and were like, okay, she's... So you had to go and do an 18-hour fly back home or whatever it was back to New Zealand in handcuffs the whole time?

Well, they took them off halfway through the flight after they were like, oh, she's probably all right, actually. Are they legally allowed to take your phone and ask for your pass code and go through it? And you're allowed to say no. Yeah, have you since found out that you will never do that again because you legally don't have to. I have since found out I legally do not have to. And I was completely in the dark with all of this as well.

I didn't know that I could even get a lawyer at the time. I was 21, 22. I had no idea. Thank you, darling. Glad you're homes safe. Thank you so much, guys. See you, have a good one. Imagine the fear of having you a hidden folder rifled through and printed out.

I went through mine yesterday. It was nothing in it. But, like, I'd imagine there'd be a lot of people deleting it now. Oh, my wife would kill me. Yeah. Bridges just text through her saying, it's America Sue the Bastards. I wonder whether she could. She'd have a case.

I'd never go back. That is up there with one of the top two airport security stories I've ever heard. The other one we need to, like, dig out before 8 o'clock and find. Or the one that involves the towel? Yes, yes. Oh, my God. I don't know the story. The towel and the poo.

What? Yeah. It's a completely innocent story. Oh, my God. We'll dig up. happened to one of you guys or someone called in? No, someone called him. Meg still says it's one of the greatest stories she thinks that's ever being told in her time and radio.

Please find out. I need to hear it. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. The scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal with Ash London. We all love Bruce Willis. Amen.

I mean, die hard. Oh, yeah. Yippie Guy, motherfucker. Six cents, Armageddon. What are you smiling about? I just wasn't sure if I'd beep that. Oh, you're a bit stressed. He went, yippeckeye.

I was like, I mean, the producer looked to be like, no, no, no, no, no. There's no worse feeling, eh? We all good, baby. Now, you would have known by now that Bruce Wallace, Willis is battling. It's a type of frontotemporal dementia that talks about the part of your brain

that is affected by it. And he's got primary progressive aphasia, PPA. And this has been happening for a couple of years now. So for some backstory, he was married to Demi Moore. Of course, we know they had kids together. and in 2009 he married Emma Heming Willis. And from all accounts, the two families really get along. Like Demi's still very much in his life.

They co-parent beautifully, even though they're grandparents now. His wife, Emma Heming, has sat down for an interview. She's put a memoir out about the experience of this diagnosis and really the fact that she's become a caretaker for her husband and they're both so young still. I can't imagine what this would feel like. This is Emma talking in a sit-down interview for TV about how it felt walking.

out of the doctor's office after getting the diagnosis. And to leave there with no, with nothing, just nothing. With a diagnosis I couldn't pronounce. I didn't understand what it was. I can only imagine the panic. I was so panicked. And I just remember hearing it and just not hearing anything else. It was like I was free falling.

Can't imagine what that would be like. because when they first got the diagnosis it just happened because like some speech was a bit weird it was being a bit forgetful so you think well hopefully it's low iron or something but to go in and get a diagnosis to pretty much be told the person

you're going to that you love the most is going to slip away from you slowly would be terrifying Dimmy Moore I sat down with Oprah also this week to talk about how their relationships change and the support that she has to give him It's hard to see somebody who was so vibrant and strong and so directed shift into this other parts of themselves.

But, you know, my particular perspective is one, I really always say it's so important just to meet them where they're at. Don't have an expectation of them needing to be who they were or who you want them to be. Dementia scares me so much. It does, and you think of it as an old person's thing, you know? But like, you're right, he's so young. You know what I hate? I've been seeing quite a bit on social lately AI images of Bruce, like out and about walking and obviously they're being doctored.

And I'm like, why are people doing this? Like, it's so hot. That's the bad thing about AI is you can put something out there and people just think it's real. It's terrifying. Another exam. And AI, I mean, there's so much to talk about with AI. I know we're getting on a tangent here.

here but it's another thing about like children as well that freaks me out that they can just like take a face and then do whatever they want with it like it's you know we I think we have to be so careful with it yeah and it's such a private battle I hope he has that purpose I know and I think he has they've really protected him he's now living next door what are you what's the hell of a pivot from what you guys are talking about too bugger what we've been teasing each breakfast one of the greatest stories to make ever told on the show. He's trying. He's trying so hard to be. That involves an airport, a towel and a poo. I think Bruce would be happy with that. Yeah, okay, good. I think if he heard that we were talking about

his dementia, but then also talking about a poo and a towel and an airport, he'd be like, no, that's funny. I think we should have just gone into a song. Yeah, and you know what I reckon he would say? You pick a, motherfucker. I did it. Was it, did it work? It was pretty rough of it. All right. Early this morning, we heard from Anna who said, why you should never hand over your phone and your passcode to airport security. And it was a hell of a yarn, and it reminded me of another airport security yarn that's been told on the show before. So apologies if you've heard it before, but I don't think you'll mind hearing it again.

If you haven't, hell of a listen, strap yourselves in. Okay, my favorite story that has ever been told on radio is this one. I'm about to retell. So this listener was overseas either Fiji or Vanuatu or somewhere and it was her last day on holiday and she had a bit of a bad belly and it was just before they were leaving to go to the airport. Oh, the worst nightmare stuff, right?

But she'll least she's still in her villa. She went to her villa, she evacuated her bowels and realized that it was completely blocked and I believe she had gotten along with the people that were cleaning her villa over her time there and she didn't want to leave that there for them but she panicked and so got one of the towels from her room and picked up her poo and wrapped it up in a little towel

and put it in her handbag and she thought, would I see a bin and I'll put in the bin? Right? Jesus, like, how do they get to this point? I never thought of taking it out of the toilet, ever, ever, never going, I'll take it out. It's always a girl thing or what? I would think you would try and grab something to break it up.

But again, she said, the taxi is like waiting, she's got to go. She's making decisions on the fly, questioning them later, sure. Saw tummy, anyway, wraps up in a little towel, puts it in a handbag, whatever. Unfortunately, I don't know how this quite happens, but she forgot she had it. Brilliant. I knew that was going to happen. I knew, that was going to happen. She didn't forget that she had it.

And at the airport, she finds a bin and then takes this wrapped up poo. and puts it in the airport bin, right? Totally fine. She did it. Weird, but she did it. She gets into the line to go onto a flight. That poor taxi driver on the way to the airport. That's when she sees security personnel walking towards her.

And they say, excuse me, ma'am, can you come with us? And now she's really panicking of, like, what in the world's going on? I'm overseas. I'm getting taken by airport police to a back room, and they say, we saw you do some suspicious activity with the bins we think you've put a bomb in the airport she's like a bomb of sorts yes she was like no it wasn't poo and they didn't believe her

so they had to go fetch it oh no no they brought it back to a back room no they didn't and open it up and then I was standing there because there was some smell on it and then I was just standing there which was drugs and then just yeah I wish and then they were just staring at me like why did you put a poo in the towel

because you can't explain like you have to be so much explaining to do there like they're like bomb drug smuggling whatever you're not overseas places this white girl doing something looking suspicious looking nervous dumping a package and then they had to open

in a boom in front of it they were like we've heard some yarns young lady but this one too wow oh geez she was it let's see then shall we as the guys are unwrapping it must be like Actually, it does smell like she was telling the truth.

And the guy who's filming for Border Patrol is like, do I cut? Do you want me to cut now? Clip Meg and Dan. Pleiages, spa. Hi. Yo, what's it? Morning, just got 8 o'clock. Your chance to win a $45,000.

If you can correctly guess the five stars in the spa. If you can correctly guess one in the right spot, you'll still leave with $100 bucks cash. Take a listen. Here are the stars. It's getting hot in here. Hair. Yeah.

Ash and I think we've got the last one. Yeah, and I've guessed the third one. And you've guessed the third, which I don't know. And this is the whole thing, because we're kind of crowdworking this. They're all working together now, and then eventually we're going to have four of the five names, and someone else is just going to guess that last one. And also, yesterday our name was guest, but you've got to be listening to make sure you're keeping up with who's being guest correctly and who hasn't. Also, we had a clue yesterday at 7 o'clock. if you missed it

that clue was that a celebrity that is in the spa has been talked about on a segment on the show and they've also been guest but in the incorrect spot I mean a good idea might be to

get the podcast and listen for one of the celebrity segments we do that's very specifically about celebrities here we go it's getting hot in here Five stars from Lauren this morning. Morning, Lauren.

Morning, guys. Morning, okay. So you have the chance to guess all five names. What are we thinking? I think I'm going to go, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian. Okay. All right. I respect the loophole.

It's not as fun, but respect it. But she'll get 100 bucks because if any of the people in, if Kim Kardashian is in the spa, she's getting a straight hundred bucks. She'd be a good one to put in there. Yeah. You know? Okay. And I reckon the fourth, the fourth voice does sound like it could be Kimmy.

Lauren, you have not identified any stars in the spa. Sorry, my babe. Don't worry. But a lot of people think of that vocal fry, you know. There's plenty of other Kardashians. Yes, and Jenner's. Yeah, true. Back again.

Another chance to have a listen or play along. at 10, midday, and then also 2 o'clock this afternoon. Father's Day, this Sunday. And I've written a message to all dads out there because it's a special day. And there's one dad in particular that I want to shout out next. And so, yeah, stick around. Is it you? You're shouting yourself out?

Yeah, I'm giving myself a pat on the back. So you should. We all need to learn to do that. Yeah, exactly. It's hard. Clint, Meg and Dan. Father's Day, what day is Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday.

Now, one of the greatest accidental moments to ever happen on radio, off here. I must have being like a pre-record, Ash. And you've got to hear the full three minutes where it's reverse trivia, the answer is Sunday. What do you think the question might be? And all she has to do is say, what day is Father's Day? It's like, pulling to... I've heard like 30,000

people since I moved to Altero to, like, retell the story. But I've never actually heard the audience. Her face should be on a dollar bill Father's Day lady. She's iconic. Well, yeah, if we still had dollar bills. Yeah. I've written a little bit of a message for Father's Day this Sunday, and I just want to read it out right now.

I've written it this week, but Father's Day is this weekend. And this Sunday, I will be celebrating my second Father's Day as a dad. What a joy it is to be a parent. It has its hard days for sure, but there's no better feeling than being a dad. Like many people, it seems, my parents separated when I was very young. I'd see my dad occasionally, but it was my beautiful Mother Jules who raised my brother and I and did an amazing job. growing up and especially when you become a parent yourself

you see other parents that inspire you and make you a better dad as a result whether that be your own mum or dad a grandparent or a friend it's different for everybody that person for me is Euclid oh

I said I wouldn't cry oh I know we joke and give each other crap on the show all the time. Yes, Clint has wider teeth than the National Party convention. Yes, he's had more fake tans than I've had hot dinners.

But in all seriousness, when I think of Clint, the first thing that comes to mind is an incredible dad. Even before Hannah and I had George, I knew if I could be half the dad Clint is, I would be winning. Nobody adores their kids more than Clint.

Wherever he goes, Cam and Ty are never far behind. Why? Because you can tell they think the world of you, there's some audio to play there. Stop it. Hey Dad, I love you so much and I love how you always read me stories in the night and even if you fall asleep.

Hey, Dad, I just want to say Happy Father's Day and I love you so much and I just love how you care for me and you're always here for me and you always be up for a game of... touch outside. Yeah, I love you, Dad. Now, I'm sure Cam and Ty

think it's normal to have a dad as dedicated, fun, loving and as caring as you. But I, for one, know it's much rarer than we think. Our parents are the main influence on our life, especially in those formative years. And I can think of no one and no better role model for your kids than you Clint.

I know that one day they will look back on their childhood and know that they hit the jacket. pot with you. So this is a shout-out to all those amazing dads out there like Clint. Dads who are sharing the load with equally incredible mums. Single dads who are doing it alone.

And a special shout-out to single moms like my mum, who sometimes have to be dads too. Sunday is your day. Happy Father's Day, you deserve it. I love you, Clint. Hug, hug, hug, hon. Go have a hug, boys.

It's so true. Those kids adore you. Oh. God, you are whitening when you hug Clint Dan. Yeah, yeah, God, you're very much. When your skin touches, you can really sense. Yeah, my goodness, me. I've fake tan yesterday. I got my daughter to do the back.

We could do a Jewette of Ebony and Ibury just together. Oh, that's so, that's so special. I genuinely had no idea that you were doing that. I didn't know what you were doing. I just knew you were doing something for Father's Day. Well, there's a testament to how good of a father you are and as soon as you started speaking and when you started talking about

I want to talk about another dad, of course straight away I was like, of course he's going to talk about, my friend. Oh man, it's all I've ever, like weirdly, even from a very young age, I just always wanted to be a dad. I was obsessed with kids just even in like 18, 19, 20 when you're supposed to be partying, I was just like oh, I just really pumped to be a dad one day and then last night my daughter and I were just like

rolling around and playing and joking on the beard and just out of the blue she goes, I love you dad. And I was like, oh, just so great when it's not a response to you saying it first. And it's just, oh, man, in that moment I was like, that's so cool, man. I just want to create more moments where my kids will just feel so loved that they want to verbalise it first by saying, man, I love you, Dad. They're lucky kids. Yeah.

Yeah, and I'm lucky to have you as a dad that I can look to because it's always great. Did you just call me your dad? No, oh, yeah. You didn't call him Daddy. Come on. Can you just call him Daddy once? Just call him Daddy once. Daddy.

Yeah. Oh, I've ruined it. Thank you, Dan. I genuinely really appreciate that. It's so lovely. Thank you. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. And Father's Day, obviously, on Sunday.

A little reminder for some of those who are yet to sort out something for Dad. And maybe this is perfect timing. And maybe this is why it's going viral. But a trick posted something on Tick. talk about her dad, and the comments section has blown up. She posted technology fails.

My dad, yesterday tried to order an Uber and must have got confused because he's now signed up as an Uber driver. That's quite the process. He's like, God, they want a lot of information to take me from A to B? They want my P license. Why don't they do that?

That's interesting. I love parents so much. And then, so obviously people have jumped on in the comments section and been like, you think that's bad. You should hear what my mum or what my dad did, and some of them are just hilarious. This one's a grandma, but they said my grandma has 24 Facebook profiles because she forgets her password.

What about the one where they ordered, they tried to order a steak, and they ordered the steak from one restaurant and then got delivered to another restaurant? That's like a prank. This one is so good My mum couldn't remember her login to a Disney Plus account So she called Disneyland

Oh bless It's so lovely My mom would do all of those things Like none of that would surprise me If my mum had turned out to do any of those things It's so rough How good My mum emails me Instagram reels

Instead of just sending them through the DMs Once years ago My uncle, I was the OCs And my uncle called and said I've seen something on the internet, I think you'd really like, I'll send it to you. And the link just never came through. And I was like, oh, well, okay, he's forgotten. And then, like, two weeks later, I get in the post.

He'd printed it out on his printer and then put it in an envelope and posted it to me in London. Brilliant. Oh, my God. Chef's kiss. I remember my dad got given Bander brothers. I've told the story before in, like, a box set on DVD. And I asked him how it was going, and he said, oh, yeah, I finished it. And I said, what was it like?

And he goes, I was a bit all over the place. It was hard to follow. And they found out there were four episodes on each disc and he watched episode one on the first disc, episode five on the second disc, and episode like nine on the third. He'd watch one up and pull it out. World War II was very jumpy, wasn't it?

I felt like they're missing some stuff. I would love to know what is the technology failure that your parent is guilty of. Or just an old person in your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There must have been back in the day on Facebook when I was like, hey, how are you? And you'd put in your status.

their dad posted, I'm fine, who is this? The worst is, I've almost done this because I don't have Facebook and I don't really know how to use it. I once tried to stalk somebody and I put their name in the, in the, that, you know, the, I thought was the search thing, but it was the status update. And I was about to post it and then I was like,

whoa, what, whoa, whoa, no, that could have been there. Too close. We'll end on this one really quickly. My mum posted two TikToks. One is my newborn son and the other is, of my dad's foot surgery. Both used shaboozy oil. Come on to come me up a double-shadow whiskey.

They don't need a jack-downs got to hit you. What's the technology fail that your parent is guilty of? This text, my aunt once accidentally applied to be deployed overseas with the Navy. God knows what she was trying to do. She was trying to order a Navy blue jacket. Probably. Backman up. Yeah.

Melissa joins us, I-800-the-edge. What happened to you? Hi, how are you guys? Great, darling. Thanks for calling, babe. So my mum rung me and said she couldn't log into her bank and that she thought she was being hacked. And she was stressing out about it and rang me and I was like, I can't tell what's going on. You need to come over so I can see what you're doing.

And when she came over and showed me how she was trying to log in, she was trying to log in to her Gmail. So the Gmail was with her bank login. And so her email was emailing her, telling her that someone was trying to get in. And she was, like, I'm being hacked. I'm being hacked. And I was like, it's you. You're hacking. She's hacking herself.

It's almost impossible to do. Oh, God. Melissa, hold there. We're going to send you a double past the movie The Conjuring Last Rights. It's a big screen supernatural must see. It's in cinemas today. You'll be one of the first to check it out. And, Justin, your mother-in-law, it's technological issues she's having as well.

Oh mate, she's the worst But two of the funniest ones to this day Is where even now She still sends Facebook messages Or any message she types Where there's a full stop between each word Because she hasn't figured out the space bar It's the biggest king

You have to decipher with a full stop And she calls Wi-Fi Hi-Fi She has for 20 years And when she goes to the hotel The hotel staff look at her really odd Because she's like, what's the hi-fi code And they have no idea what they were talking about

Someone needs to teach you how to use a space bar. She can't be living like this. Yeah. It gets to a point where he's on us. You know, it's like someone just has to cop it. Like my brother will often call me or I'll call him and we'll be like, okay, who's going to cop it today? Are you going to be the one to show how to do the thing

or am I going to be the one? God, there's another funny one on this viral post where her dad ended up, instead of ordering an Uber, he signed up to be an Uber driver. Someone said, I can beat that. My dad tried booking a holiday to Canada and managed to somehow apply for citizenship. Technology.

My mum's phone plays gangnam style every time someone here drops something to it. What about this one? My granddad got a welcome text from Spark when he arrived back in New Zealand. Oh, she's on the line, Danielle. Your granddad got a text. Who texted him and what did he say back?

Hi, guys, how are you? Good, darling. Yeah, so my grandad, a sweet man. and we got him an iPhone because, you know, he said, I can't bury my head in the sand. I've got to get on with technology and I'm like, you know, respect that. He went overseas to Fiji.

He comes back. He gets a text from Spark saying, welcome back to New Zealand. Thank you. I hope you had a great holiday and he replied back. Thank you. The holiday was great. So-da-da-da. And he's replying back. I'm sorry, I don't understand.

If you want to opt out, opt-down. he'd like opt out and then it kept replying and then finally he just texts back oh bloody forget it oh darling he probably thought he was one of the grandkids or something his name wasn't safe in his phone

that was a great holiday not quite like this person's nana though that said my nana oh we brought my nana a brand new iPhone but she kept turning it off when she wasn't using it she proved the power she said no one's calling me I'll just turn it off then Clint

Megan Ash London also Dan Clint, Megan, Meg's not even here. Oh, yeah, he's forgotten me. You know, for like a month, because I used to produce. Yeah. And when I first started on the show, Clint, for like a month was calling me producer dad. Like a month.

That's hilarious. For the first three weeks, that was a mistake. What a power play. It was the last thing. He was exerting his authority. And I get it. Hell of a watch going back to season one of Friends. Yeah.

I feel like at the moment there's a bit of a lull with TV, even though there's like a thousand things you can watch. Does anyone else find that? I just missing the good stuff. I just miss having sitcoms because I feel like now people feel like if they're going to make a show it has to be like high budget and sometimes we just want something.

Schitt's Creek 2.0. Thank you. Schitts Creek is a great example. We need more of that. They're thinking you're doing a movie for that. I've heard. I love it. Producer Carl.

If I can just make it quick because I love a sitcom and I really miss them as well if I can make a quick recommendation. On Netflix it's called Ghosts. There's two seasons. They're like 20 episodes each. Ghosts.

And it's funny. It's great. Okay. Okay. Because four seasons is another one that I've finished with Steve Corral, and that was very good in Tina Faye. It looks so bad, but everyone tells me it's good. Yeah, it's great.

Okay. So there's a couple of recommendations, but I've gone back to the start of friends with my daughter because she sort of jumped in three quarters of the way in when I was watching it and then really enjoyed it. And I was like, let's go back to the start. So we're going to focus on the episode. Chandler's storyline. It's called the one with the blackout.

And he is at an ATM vestibule. So it's like you have to go into like a, through a glass door to get into the area where the ATMs are and you can only get into that area with an ATM card. So put it in a vestibule. Vestabial. Did you Google that to find out what it was called? Because there's no way you just knew that word.

Some people know things and some people don't know things. And you don't know things generally. This is what happens to Chandler when he gets stuck in one with a Victoria's Secret model. Oh, great. This is just... Oh my God, it's her. It's that Victoria's Secret model, something goodacre.

Hi, Mom, it's Jill. She's right, it's Jill. It's Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Wow, we can see where Clint, you'd loot Vistibur from. He's got such a young voice. Crazy right.

And I remember she offers him gum, and he goes, no thanks. And then he's like, idiot. take the gum like take the gum off the Victoria's Secret model and obviously he's got a little bit of time to work his angles and I guess he finds himself

in a situation talking to a Victoria's Secret Model there he would never have otherwise it's like the universe wants him to date her it's the world's best make you and unfortunately he doesn't manage to get the digits it's been fun

yes yes thanks for letting me use your phone and for saving my life well goodbye Chandler I had a great blackout and see you just walks away and he just slams his head up

against the war being like missed opportunities like ask for the number ask all that work and he didn't get to see a vestibule No he did it But he was meant to marry Monica Yeah I guess Yeah he had everything works out for a reason But it would have been a great story

How did you guys meet We got locked in an ATM vestibule together And then he'd go What the hell's a vestibule I'm like during like a storm or a blackout We were locked in for like four hours And I was like, what is the super unlikely against all odds, a meet-cute story that you and your partner have

where when people go, how did you guys meet? You're like, strap yourselves in. I've got a hell of a yarn for you. Yeah, like in Notting Hill where he just bangs and spills juice all over her. Like that. Did you get stuck in an elevator? It was like the universe actually wanted you, too, to be together.

They must have. You missed a flight and you were so pissed off, but then you ended up sitting next to this person who you fell in love with. That is a good one. And you know it's she just meant to be. If you have a super unlikely, against all odds, meat Q.

We'd love to hear our next on 0-800-Eedge. You both reached for the same packet of eggs at the supermarket and there was only one left. And you split it up. He cracked the egg and one person slurped the yoke out and the other person slurbed the egg. Too many examples, I think. It's the edge.

We are talking meat-kewed stories, talking about the episode where Chandler gets stuck in the ATM vestibule with a Victoria's Secret model. What are the chances? He doesn't manage to seal the deal. It would have been a great story, though. When people ask, how did you guys meet? We got stuck in an A&T and Vistibule together.

Do you know the meat-cute story? Well, maybe it's not. My sister-in-law and my brother married because of me. So I was doing voiceovers for a TV show, which probably everyone is seen called crayfishers. And it's kind of like Deadliest Catch, but it's like the Bluff Invercargall version. It's like the Timo version of Deadliest Cave.

Yeah, and they go out and catch crayfish. And I did the voiceover, and there was a girl there working reception that would make me coffee when I'd go in. And I was like, I think my brother would be into you. And then I told her, I was like, you and my brother would get along really well because you're hot and he likes hot girls, pretty much.

I didn't tell her that. And then we crafted a message together, my brother and I, and we threw it out there. She left him on scene for four days, and then she must have been drinking on a Friday and felt vulnerable and messaged them back. Boom, now they're married with kids. Come on.

You think she had the hots for you first, and then she went for the younger, car? Yeah, the younger, taller, better-looking version. Don't sow that seed. No. No. So they could say the only reason we met is because his brother thought I was a babe.

So I had the wedding, I did make sure I let everyone know we were all here because of my... He is the hotter brother. What's your meat cute story? Morning, Andy. How are you going? Yeah, you're good, Andy. Hey, bloody good, mate. What happened to you?

What was your meat cute, brother? No, I took the Mrs home while she took me home from a bar one night and she got done. DIC on the way home. And I waited in the car for her to get processed for an hour. And then the police officer he actually drove the car home, took us home and we've been together 18 years since.

True Blue. Come on. Wow. That is outstanding. That is a cute, that is a meat cute story. It is. Because he was sitting in the car. And then about three months later she said to me, I've got to confess to me, I don't remember how you went the first night

so I had to get you back around the next night. I don't remember. Jeepers. All right, thank you. Oh, wow. Okay, dokey. Mary, Marie is up next. Marie, this is a funny one. How did you meet? Your husband, my love?

Okay, well, it's got a very long story short. I found two very sick rabbits on the side of the road. There were terrible conditions. I decided to take them to the vet. At the time, my now-husband was doing an overseas experience at the vet clinic that I told. the rabbits too. Over about the next three or four days he tried in tendency

to try and save them before we put them to sleep. And at the end of that, I asked if you'd like to come to the movies with me. Cute. Well, so did you met the sick bunnies. You would be married to somebody else. Wow. Thank you. We've been married now for 24 years. Oh, that's lovely.

I reckon that's the only story of its kind in the world. Yeah, two sick bunnies from the side of the road bringing people together. Marie, it's out in cinemas today. Last Right, it's a big screen, Supernatural Must See. We'll send you a double-pass to you and your Havingo. Check it out.

Thank you very much. And the bunny's still alive now? No, the bunnies have gone. She said in the story that he had to put them down. We've got another animal-related one. Okay, we don't need to play the Charlie Puth song about four week. Paul Walker dying. He was the Zumba instructor at a Zumbathon with over 400 attendees.

was dressed in a cat onesie with a sign that said, desex me, promoting the neutering of cats. D-sex me. And then he took one look at that cat and said, yeah. And Cindy has called, you'll never guess, from Minneapolis, United States. Good morning, Cindy. Good morning, guys.

How the heck did you fight? Sorry, there's a bit of a delay. Okay, sorry, I've got an intro for you, Cindy, before you start, if you like. being because he's type of fixating. We don't get an American listener from America calling every day. America!

Fuck yeah. Hey, I see where. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's accurate. You're right, sorry. So my partner and I met when we were Mormon missionaries in the same mission,

and missionaries don't date. They're just there to, like, proselytize and stuff. We both got the message that we weren't supposed to be, like, meeting up after. after the mission and to like date. But he contacted me 20 years later.

He was divorced and we're together now. We both left the church independent of each other. And now we are very happily together. And our mission president was from New Zealand. Wow. And that's why you listen to us. And so now you guys do all the stuff. What does that mean?

Now we do all the stuff. Yes. You're right. Oh, you should know, Ash, you're an adult. If you don't know, I ain't telling you. As opposed to what? Well, when she was Mormon, you couldn't do any of this stuff. Yeah, but that's nothing to do with Mormon.

That's just, like, married or not married. Now that I'm not a Mormon, I can put my finger in. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Thank you, Cindy. Thank you very much. We appreciate you listening. I know you can't get away with stuff like that in American Radio. Nauty, Ash.

How, it's stern, you probably could. Yeah, it's probably true. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.