The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW your son's a f****** dick!

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, B goes on her first Date to the Point with James, where she asks him five direct questions to see if he's her forever person.... Meanwhile, Dan's modeling photoshoot for Jockey goes live, creating quite a buzz. The team debates the A-list celebrity status of Eddie Murphy, Chris Hemsworth, and Hailey Bieber. Plus, Clint's mom takes on Dan's mom in a hilarious showdown after Julie's cheeky voicemail. Don't miss out on the intense conversations and hilarious moments! 00:00 Introduction and Greetings03:14 Debating OMI's Hits and Nostalgia06:18 Body Image and Skinny Mirrors10:16 First Call of the Day and Caring for the Elderly21:45 Naughty 6:40 and Funny Screwdriver Incident25:22 Postcode Playlist and Wellington Anthem33:16 Date to the Point and Gen Z Quiz39:03 Gen Z Quiz41:07 Dan's Titanic Confusion41:58 Clint's Flirtation with Friends' Moms42:18 Mom Confrontation Live on Air46:19 Dan's Underwear Photoshoot54:21 Date to the Point: Meet James01:09:16 A-List vs. B-List Celebrity Debate

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat. Stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dan's only fans. Podcast that is. Clint Megandan with Ash London. Beid Brecky. Kowda, good morning.
Starting point is 00:00:15 One minute's six on your Tuesday. Hardest part of the week done Monday. Yeah. Got through it. Can you guys hear that? That is a satisfying sound. Keep your pants on, please, Ash. And I was thinking of my mic sock off because there's a stiff on it.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I don't want Steph getting. all the credit online for my zingers. Oh, is that Steph? God, she's a tractor. She's great. Yeah. Funny. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Oh, you're lucky to have me today, guys. I went to the zoo yesterday and had some bad chicken nuggets. That's on you. And boy, oh boy, I was up till late last night with a bit of something, something going on. Yeah, but tell the people what relieved it. No, I can't. I can't go into detail. I will.
Starting point is 00:00:53 So he's walking down the hallway, right? Because he's like, I'm going to poo my pants. And then all of a sudden, he's, he's, he's, farts and burps at the same time, instant relief. Oh, I'm better now. I tell you what, I defy anyone to do that and not feel better afterwards. I'm jealous because I know the relief. I almost floated away in ecstasy.
Starting point is 00:01:14 It was such a... I went from horrible pain to just instant relief. Because it's the lower gut and then the upper... It's like the pain from up here and down there. Disappearing at once. Just gone. Instant, boom. So good. So there you go. Clint, hit a song.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Let's have a laugh. as you her command Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh Time for a 6am throwback To kick off our Tuesday morning More like Tuesday
Starting point is 00:01:40 Oh there she goes God she's good as it She's straight She changed the bike sock Lucky Steph Monks They're getting credit for that singer You know what I reckon Steph Monks Couldn't even think of that sort of joke
Starting point is 00:01:52 Stop pitting women against other women in media I've had enough for that my whole career You know Just let us be her own people I reckon we call Steph right now and start some beef between Ash and Steph. No, you couldn't. She's been throwing some shade all morning. Me and Steph really like each other, actually.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Do you know years ago, I'm talking 10 years ago, I went on a trip to L.A. for work with five seconds of summer. And Steph was there. I forgot about that. And she said, yeah, we went to L.A. together. I was like... Was it the Justin Tim Blake interview? No, no, no, five seconds of summer.
Starting point is 00:02:26 I just said that. Listen to the women, Clinton. Listen to the women. Thank you, Dan. There's someone around here's not a flaming misogynist. Now, the only trip I ever remember, Steph, going overseas for when we're doing a show together was Tim Blake won. Ten years ago, that'd fly you to L.A. to C5 sauce. Don't remember that being a thing when I was working at the edge.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Well, maybe. Clint, you never get invited overseas. I remember when Meg and I went over without you as well. I'll see what it was. Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen. guys no one goes overseas though around here without me knowing I'm in a family with only one other brother and what you did for one you did for the other
Starting point is 00:03:04 and so if anyone goes anywhere I'll mark it down in my brain and I miss that one now today's throwback there's a few options but I think the biggest option is Meg's favourite song I don't know if it's of all time but it'd be up there in her top three cheerleader he was all for cheerleader
Starting point is 00:03:22 when he's all that I'm there when I need her He wasn't a one hit one day either, by the way. Was he? Hulu Hulu Hulahoo. Hoolahoo. Hoolahoo. Hoolahoo. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Round and round you love you want to whine's beat up. Like a hula, Hoolahoo. And if you listen to his actual album, he's got some, he's got it probably about another at least three proper bangers
Starting point is 00:03:45 that are just as good as those two, but they never made the radio. It's like we played this two. We had enough. We had enough of the vibe. But I kind of want to play Hulhub over Omi, cheerleader. Yeah, over this one.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah. Hello. I think, oh, for 6 a.m, though. Is it Omi as an Omi or is it OMI? Oh me? No, he says O'Me. I remember because I had him on my show as a surprise to my coast. He went, Angos, it's Omey.
Starting point is 00:04:10 How you doing, man? All me. So it's not a collusion, microchardle infraction. No. Because that's not what it stands for. That's this type of heart attack, which is, okay. I think we, do you want to say the other options? Or have we just decided.
Starting point is 00:04:24 I think we just go with Omi. Let's do it. it. Or me. Can you do it? Or me? No, I'm not going to do an accent. Clint does a good one. I think Clint wants a place. Babylon, roller coaster. They're all other bangers, if you like. Bobby, Babylon. Bobby, Babylon. No, that's different. It's a Babylon. Come on, Dan. Do the accent.
Starting point is 00:04:39 No, I'm so, guys, you can't do accents. I can because I'm Lebanese, half Lebanese. Yeah, go on. So that's in the Middle East. And you, that's not a thing. Do you love cool running, Dan? Oh, me? No. No, that was so bad. You shouldn't have done it. That is so bad. It wasn't even good.
Starting point is 00:04:55 No. Cheerleader. Stop doing it. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Number one on this day back in... 10 years ago. Oh, what? 2015, I believe, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah, well, I don't know. Dan's maths isn't great. On this day, no, 10 years ago, apparently, according to this. This is the other son I was talking to you about on his album. The same one that... I love that you. He can't let things like that go, can he down? No, he can't.
Starting point is 00:05:23 But how good is it? Show me, show me, show me. We just had like a vibe album. The whole thing was just such a fun. I wonder what he's up to do now. Babylon, Babylon. So won't you take me back, back where we were covered in champagne. I think I was like, ironically, his biggest cheerleader.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Omis. We need to bring back Omi. Yeah, and I was just like, why are we not playing? more music from him because he was just like the biggest thing with that one cheerleader song. And then we played Hulupe and then we just went off him and never played him again. I was like he had so many great songs.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, but maybe he's just never had the the commercial success that he loved when he was really sure. Or maybe he opened an orphanage or something and said the industry is not for me anymore. Yeah, maybe. Yes, that's all the one hit wonders do I open an orphanage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:21 We're just talking about photos of ourselves, Ash in particular from 10 years ago. She was looking through it. I reckon Clint would be one of the few that looks at photos of himself from 10 years ago and is going, I look better now. Because most people, I would be the same. I look back, Ash, and I go, look at you,
Starting point is 00:06:40 you skinny, handsome, like, heiless man. And I thought I was ugly and not skinny, and I'm the skinniest person that's ever existed. Okay, so then when you go back there to, say, 10 years ago, were you also in that same mindset? Man, look at me. I'm so good looking. I'm skinny, I'm whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:57 I had a memory the other day of me, and it was me standing in my undies. I don't know why I took the photo, but you could see, like, ABB. Yeah. You know, and now you would dream of seeing AB on me now. The thing is, the point I'm trying to make is a lot of the time, at the time we don't realize that, like, we look back and go,
Starting point is 00:07:15 oh my God, man, I was thriving me, and I should have been thriving me, but I wasn't. And the point I guess is in 10 years time you look back to now and be like, oh, my God, look at me. But we're just never content until we're looking back, and then we didn't get to enjoy it. Isn't that sad? Because I look at every time I look at myself in a photo,
Starting point is 00:07:30 whether it's now, whether it's 10 years ago, I always go, and you pick out the floors. And in 10 years, you'll look back. I'll never forget, maybe a couple of years ago, I was in a dress shop because I had to go to an event, I needed a gown, and next, in the cubicle next, because, you know, like those shops you come out, there's like a big area with the big mirrors,
Starting point is 00:07:48 and everyone kind of looks at themselves. And this girl is, I'm shopping for her formal dress with her mum. She came out, and she looked absolutely beautiful, just youthful, stunning, gorgeous. And she was looking at herself in the mirror and kind of like pulling at the hem and just like, I thought she didn't look good and I'd turn her, I was like, babe, I am 35,
Starting point is 00:08:06 let me tell you, you are absolutely stunning and you will never be this beautiful ever again. Your whole life, I promise you, like, wear the dress. She's, oh my God. You are, you are a vision. You are so young. I would do anything to be young and beautiful like you again. And she was like, piss off, old lady.
Starting point is 00:08:22 And she was like, bitch, bitch, You said I'm never going to be hotter than I am right now and I feel like, it's horrible. This horrible woman came up to me and just started lambasting. She said it was a lovely moment and the mum cried and thanked me afterwards. That is nice though. But you're right.
Starting point is 00:08:36 She'd have said you're never going to be this beautiful ever again. I should say you are so beautiful now and you're only going to get more beautiful. You're at your peak. I don't want to lie, but she was at her peak. You know what? I'm always at my peak when I'm in the Helen Stein brothers changing room because I reckon those mirrors make you look better than you.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I reckon they're special. There needs to be an investigation into mirrors in different retail stores because I swear you look different depending on which store you're in. And they make you look better in clothes. Like I'll put clothes on. They're skinny mirrors.
Starting point is 00:09:02 These suit me. Skinny mirrors? Every girl knows which shop has skinny mirrors in them. Dara skinny mirrors. Really? Yes. Oh my goodness me. Makes my head pop.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Because you get home and you think and then you want to do a fashion show and then you're like, why do I look so shit ass? So always take yourself down a couple of rungs where you do these shops and go, hold on. Yeah. I'll get someone to take a photo of you from front and back.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Okay, if anyone's in retail and you know specifically that you have mirrors that you're important because it makes people look better when they try on the clothes. I'd love to bust that one wide open. Definitely. There's definitely something going on
Starting point is 00:09:35 and in gyms as well. When I'm at the gym, Les Mills in particular, and I'm pumping. I always look better than when I get home. I'm like, I look way more ripped at the gym. Yeah, but you do look pumping when you do look ripped when you're pumping
Starting point is 00:09:46 because that's what your muscles do when you're lifting wax. Yeah, fill the blood. And I guess also you get the downlights. So when you're in the changing rooms, you're kind of getting shadows on your body. Okay. Oh, there you go. Some home truths have been shown this morning.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Yeah. We're living, everybody. All right. Well, first call of the day next. You want free coffee for the week, 0800 the Edge. We'll chat with your next. See what's going on. If you can spread, what does it, shine some...
Starting point is 00:10:09 What are you about to say? Spread your what? Spread some light. Spread your what? I was like, that's not the same. Showing some light on the mirror situation. We'll see you our free coffee too. Clint McGoo Dan.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Lesh goal. First call of the day. go on the day. Cool and be you down with Ashton, catching up with who? She's got through, Anna. This's Anna. Oh, Anna.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Hi. Hey, Anna. Hey, yeah, it's Anna. Instead of like Anna. Well, someone spouted out phonetically for me. And you still cocked it up. Yeah. But they put A-H-H and then dashed nah.
Starting point is 00:10:42 So I went, ah, nah. No, no, because the H-H implies R. And then no-8-H-H on the next is nah. So it's Anna. All right, that then. Anyway, good morning. Good morning, guys. How are you?
Starting point is 00:10:56 Have you noticed skinny mirrors in retail stores? Oh, sorry, what was that? Skinny mirrors in retail stores, if you do a bit of shopping. You know there's some shops you go to, specifically where you just look better than numbers? Yeah, someone texted and saying it's the tilt of the mirror, not the actual mirror, just how they tilt it either forward or back. All right. It's the same as if you're taking a photo, if you tilt the phone one way you look bigger and the other way. So I guess that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Okay. But then David Jones, his skinny mirrors. Yeah, they definitely do. I've just noticed a fact about you that the producers have written here that you care for old people. Now, that must be a lovely job. I've always thought that must be a cool job to go along and they've got great stories, don't they, old people?
Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah, they'll tell you the same one, I guess, over and over. Yeah. Yeah, no, they do. They're all pretty fascinating in their own ways. But, yeah, no, I've done it for 10 years now, and I'll continue doing so, so, yeah. Good on you. You'd be ones you'd see where they'd get grandchildren visits, like, often.
Starting point is 00:11:55 And you'd be like, oh, bless, like, they're the good ones. And then those other ones that's like 10 years, and you'd be like, who even are you, mate? Don't even know your name. You've never been here before. Maybe they're a horrible person, though. They don't deserve any visitors. Never know.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Yeah, true. Oh, yeah, well, their past lives are pretty, um, they all got their own stories, so, yeah. That's true. It's not too bad. It's always nice. So I took my kids in a few times, and, oh, they loved it, so. Yeah. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:12:20 How many kids do you got? I've got three Oh nice Solid effort babe Well done Can I guess what their genders are I'm going to channel my Okay I'm going to my mum vibes
Starting point is 00:12:31 Oh okay Go go You have got Two boys and a girl Yes I do Oh my goodness me She's got a talent Oh god I'm good
Starting point is 00:12:40 Oh god I'm good My goodness Oh that feels good And it's not even written down in front of us So she didn't even cheat Wow That is really impressive What is the chances of that
Starting point is 00:12:48 Is that three to the power of two Three to power of three So three times a nine. That's a one in 27 chance of getting that right. Yeah, that was unbelievable, Ash. Thanks so much. Yeah. Congratulations, mate.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Thanks, babe. No, it's three. They have two. No, because I was like, all boys, all girls. Two boys, one girl. Yeah, nine. One in nine. Anyway, Anna, sorry to bore you with mathematics.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I think it's a one and four. No. All girls, all boys. Two girls, one boy. Two boys, one girl. Okay. What's the other option? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Well, I mean, it's one and four. No, we had a 25% job. No, that can't be all right. What are the other missions? Girl, girl, girl, girl, boy. We're talking about order. It only matters if you do in order. Don't argue with him.
Starting point is 00:13:35 He just hates when other people have a talent. Okay. No, he hates it when women have an opinion. No, don't like when people do maths wrong. That's actually it. Well, well done. This is right or wrong. It's not up for interpretation.
Starting point is 00:13:46 We're going to send you a Z-voucher-A-na. So good luck with that and joy. buy yourself a pie. You can go share that with your husband if you like. Oh, I don't have a husband. What? What do you mean? A woman like you, no ring on the thing?
Starting point is 00:14:00 Not even a ring on the finger. He's been waiting a while. What? I'd propose right now on the radio. Yeah, it's your chance, bro. What's he waiting, boys? He just want to make sure, like, you know, you're the one and stuff. He's just literally looking at me.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Hand the phone over Hand the phone over He can do the proposal right now There's nothing better than someone being bullied into it So romantic It doesn't matter guys He's ran away Oh not looking good then
Starting point is 00:14:30 Hey I know It's been lovely to chat to you this morning You have a bloody good Tuesday And we'll send you a voucher to go spend in store at Z No thanks guys Bye bye She was lovely wasn't she Yeah
Starting point is 00:14:43 I'd get a ring on it if I was him Well you're not you're married to someone else. Yes. Yes, I am. And also, I would imagine that you, as soon as you knew that Hannah liked you, you were like, oh, I better look this down. Oh, I started saving the day after our first date.
Starting point is 00:15:00 While we go to a song, can you queue up your wedding video and show Ash? And you do that, like, slow-mo kiss. Oh, that's so right. Don't, don't, don't, don't want to. No, no, no, no. It was a drone shot kiss. It was a drone slow-mo. What?
Starting point is 00:15:14 No, I never want to see that. Yeah, no, you don't. No, you don't want to ever should. Oh, you have to. No way. I don't want to see it. Please, that made me. I just watched his wife's Cesarian video and watched baby George come out of her and cried. And I love that. I'll never watch him. This is more awkward, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:30 More gruesome. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. And play that button, Dan. Gossip and Entertainment. Clit Miggins and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Honestly, there's last time I let him do it. Sometimes he's like, can I push them and then you do that?
Starting point is 00:15:44 He wants to. And you're so nice to let him try. It is fun. Everybody should push a button. now. I found my vitamin Cs that I thought I lost, because I brought four, two for you, two for me. Because I love you. Thank you, Ash. She rattles when she walks so many pills. Yeah, I was sort of a lot of
Starting point is 00:15:58 my throat was a bit sore and I had two vitamin Cs and then I was like, huh, feeling better. Welcome, the good ones too. So I need my funeral March plate again if that's okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Some audio for this because there we go, really get people into the vibes. So we're in this beautiful zone in 2025 where
Starting point is 00:16:14 we're getting a lot of the comeback. So a lot of the men from our teenage years are reappearing. Adam Brody from the O.C. reappeared and nobody wants this when he all fell in love with him all over again. What a guy. He hasn't aged really. He looks better than he did when he was Seth Con. It was written unbelievably well that Netflix show.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Very, very well. So he looks just as young. Joshua Jackson, on the other hand, Pacey from Dawson's Creek, also back. I think it's got Dr. Odyssey, a new show and he's doing a film in New York with Katie Holmes. He has aged. Also looks better, but looks older. He's George Clooney S. Gay, like, looks a bit silver-foxy.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Isn't he like a Timu version of John Mayer? That guy? No, don't say that. Yeah, and getting nods from the booth, producer booth. I love John Mayer. What do you mean Timu, John Mayer? Joshua Jackson is like, he looks kind of like John Mayer, but not as good. I think he's probably better looking than John Mayer.
Starting point is 00:17:06 But when John Mayer picks up a guitar, he becomes a 100 out of 10. Yeah. There's no way Joshua Jackson is hotter than John Mayer. With or without instrument. You're a heterosexual male. I don't even care about your opinion. We could ask 10 anybody's, and you would have a 10 out of 10 landslide. You are so wrong on this.
Starting point is 00:17:22 You are so. Who's hot a John Mayer or Joshua Jackson? Well, I tell you why, he doesn't even look good enough to be Timu John Mayer. Thank you, Daniel. If anything, yeah. Okay, well, I'm going to disagree with you, but hey, who am I to yuck somebody's? Yum, go out and live your best lives. I would have sex with both of them.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Okay. Some people just have low standards. Well, Joshua Jackson finalized. divorced from his wife, Jody Turner Smith. They filed it in 2023. Earlier this year it was divorced. I mean, it was finalised. And now, you know, so we had this
Starting point is 00:17:55 period of, oh, Josh Jackson, single. Oh, yes, he's on the market. Yes. And even if you're happily married like myself, part of you always just think, oh, they're single now. You know, like, there's a chance. But there's not a chance for you, though, because you're married in a lovely... I know, but that's irrelevant. It's why, like, Justin Bieber was never allowed to talk about his girlfriends, like,
Starting point is 00:18:11 growing up, because then the girls would stop, like, being obsessed with them. Totally. But Now he's been pictured out in Nevada in New York City walking with Simone Ashley, who you may remember from Bridgeton. Yes. He was the one who got along with Anthony. So your feelings are too strong for you now.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Ms. Shire? No, no. All you are doing, my lord, is toying with the emotions of an impressionable young lady. Miss Edwina seems perfectly capable of forming her. Edwina's? Perhaps if you took no... That's her sister. People are changing her name to be funny.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah. Maybe it was Edwinas. Maybe that's a name. in Bridger. Anyway, so Joshua Jackson and Simone, Ashley, look, they're doing the old paparazzi walk where their hands are brushing, but not holding. Oh, so it's a PR photo. Because a lot of these times you see these people take, like, I thought that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were a PR relationship for a while. Oh, yeah, that's definitely not. Sometimes you just look at them and go, oh, they're just doing
Starting point is 00:19:06 it just for a bit of column inch. Do you want to often think about Taylor Swift? She's nearly my age, right? She's born in 1989, so she's, do the quick maths for me, please. How old is she? 36? Yeah, yeah. 307 in December. Is she going to have babies? Do you think?
Starting point is 00:19:20 I don't know. Like, do you think she's frozen her eggs? Here's the thing. She doesn't need to have babies. No, of course not. And I think that she's probably one of these people that has got so many other things to do. That she's kind of like, the kids are going to slow me down. I know, but she's met the guy.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I think Travis is the one personally. And it's like, wouldn't it be not sad because it's her prerogative, but if we didn't get like another generation of her legacy live on, like, you know, Like, if she ever gets pregnant, it'll break the internet. The internet will die. It will actually be broken. You won't be able to go into Google because it will just fire will come out at you at your screen. It'll be the day.
Starting point is 00:19:55 That'll be the day. I'd need to do scandal, a two-hour scandal. Anyway, so, look, we'll be watching to see if new celebrity romance is real between Joshua Jackson and Simone, Ashley. A lot of people texting through disagreeing with you, Clint saying Joshua Jackson is far hotter than John Mayer. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, well, the photo that came up when I good. Google search Joshua Jackson.
Starting point is 00:20:17 He needs to talk to Google and tell them that he has better photos that they can be used. Yeah, but we don't need one photo. Every one with a heart, every heterosexual female with a heartbeat knows what Joshua Jackson looks like and what John Mayer looks like.
Starting point is 00:20:31 So we don't need one image. We can make the decision from our imaginations. I think we could all have a few images taken down off Google. I've got one up there of me giving birth to a bowling ball. I'd like that take a... If Josh is getting some taken down, I want that one taken down as well. I was hypnotised as a time.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Were you, though? All right, Nauty 640 is next. What's Ash got in store for us? Not for little ears? Nope, definitely not today. But if you've got big ones, then she's gotten some fun for your next. Clint Megan Tan.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Spinky Boo. A little peek behind the radio curtain. We get given the easy money lists in the morning for 7 and 8 o'clock. We've had a bit of a run through behind the scenes. And Dan and I got together, sure, got 10 for both lists. Very, very doable today. One of them, we got 10 and had like two or three seconds left. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:20 In the middle of it, we'd had a fight over how you pronounce a word. But then we kept going and you still got it. I was like, when's the next question? You're like, you're done. That was how quick we were. I don't know if there has been a day where the 7 and the 8 o'clock list for easy money has been easier. Yeah. Today's the day to get involved.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, so cue to call for that one in 12 minutes. Who's ready for 90640? Very much so. You shouldn't have little ears in the car or maybe you do. Um, if you do, just give us a break for a couple of minutes. I think that's a fine. I'm going to keep it PG, but I just wanted to give people fair warning. So we all remember my friend, um, Anna from last week who'd had the little mermaid sound
Starting point is 00:21:57 going in her room for weeks and weeks on end and couldn't figure out what it was. She thought it was kind of her children's toys. They had the whole house upside down. And it turns out that it was the adult shop that she lives above has a, darling it's better, darn where it's wet up a little. Like a door chime. when you go into a dairy, but it played the song. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:17 So she lives above an adult store. Yeah, yeah. So she lives in a, um, on the, like, city fringe in Melbourne, a beautiful area, but it's kind of a big melting pot of lots of different kinds of people with, like, different socioeconomic situations. So there are times in her life where outside her house, there are some interesting people hanging out. And yesterday, about 2 p.m., she sends us a text in the same girl's chat where we had the Little
Starting point is 00:22:43 Mermaid. she goes, guys, there is someone out, like three meters away from me in front of my window having some alone time in the middle of the day, into a pile of clothes. Really? Yes, and we're like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. Show us a video, she's like, he's back to me, kind of side on.
Starting point is 00:22:59 So she sends a video where like, oh, he's, wow. Okay, so she calls the police. She says, hi, there's someone, blah, blah, blah. And I said, oh, cool, yeah, we'll send someone down. So it's like, you know. That poor police officer, right? Being like, this isn't why I became a cop. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:23:15 So, like, you know, she closes the blind. She throws a sock at the window to try and, and he's just in the zone. So then, she goes, I can see the police coming. I can see the police coming. As the police are coming, it's been about five minutes now. He kind of turns further towards her, and she realizes that it's just a man holding a screwdriver, and he's like intensely, like, in front of him trying to, like,
Starting point is 00:23:37 it's screw drive something open. But the action of doing it looks exactly like. So she's now inside. her apartment and the cops are walking towards this guy and they pretty much ask him straight up he starts attacking them like verbally like what do you mean who said that and they're like whoa and she's like oh god so she closes the blinds his man doing the policeman
Starting point is 00:24:01 just turning the points into her apartment that girl no so yeah they um they moved him on and they said maybe just like you know like head home or go back to her and just do it through your screwdrivering somewhere else. Ironically. How long did she think? Because it would have taken the police in good five minutes to get there after the call, surely.
Starting point is 00:24:20 That's what I was saying. I was like, well, it could he be doing that if he's still going? But we're pretty sure he was under the influence of some sort of. So maybe it's... He's been caught doing these naughty things before, so he just carries a screwdriver around his pocket. So when he gets a dab on the shoulder, he goes, what do you mean? That's just a screwdriver.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I'm just trying to get the battery thing off this. tightening the nuts on the thing. That's why. Wow. I mean, what a weird thing because if he's standing outside one of those adult stores,
Starting point is 00:24:50 sometimes I guess it maybe puts you in the mood. You go in there, you don't, you do some shopping. And that's kind of where her head was that. Do you want to see the video? Oh, God. Of him screw driving. Okay, there we go.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yeah, I think I do, actually. If you want to see this as well, just text screw. Oh, no, I can't, no, I can't. See, you can see how he's like, it's cold. He's right outside of a window. He's right there. and there's a big pile of... He's going for it.
Starting point is 00:25:13 He's really trying to tighten it up. Yeah, yeah. And there's a big pile of clothes on the road for some reason he was facing into. I thought that was weird. He was definitely doing what she thought he was doing. Yeah, okay, okay. Anyone listening from Wellington,
Starting point is 00:25:28 lived in Wellington, family in Wellington, postcode playlist is back this week and Wellington is the city of choice and Dan needs some lyric suggestions to throw into song that we will debut on Thursday for your city. Yeah, ideally you live there, or you've lived there before, but I'll take any suggestions.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Do you know, when I first found out we were going to move to Auckland, I was remembering this amazing trip to Auckland we had, and I was like, oh, I love this beautiful city. I was remembering the shopping I did, and then we got here, I was like, I don't, what do you make? And I was thinking of Wellington. Oh, no. It's a better city. It's a better city.
Starting point is 00:26:02 It is back. What time? Would it be Thursday? But right now, we're collecting some lyrics so that we can debut Wellington, their very own Postco Playlist From the tip of Cape Brianger Down to the dirty deep south of Bluff No town is safe
Starting point is 00:26:17 This is Dan's postcode playlist I think by the end of this In about a year's time We hope to have a list of songs For lots of places around New Zealand You could do a charity album We could That'd be a great idea
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah save the children Sort of an album And Becago got one Oh my cargo got one Yeah Oh my cargo Rolling their arms Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:41 Rotorua got one, which I think is still the high water mark. Jason Mamoa was spotted in Rotorua. Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua. But naked car wash no more in Rotorua. Wear your pyjamas at the mall in Rotorua. West Dockland had a pretty good one, too, from memory. This week, Wellington City, the jewel of the whole of New Zealand. You can't beat it on a good day
Starting point is 00:27:14 That is, I think the song should centre around that A lot of people sending through stuff That they want to be included in the Wellington song Someone said it's very hilly It is, it's sort of, it is very coastal Like it's right on the water And isn't it one of those airports where like Queensland Only certain pilots know how to like land there
Starting point is 00:27:34 It's so windy Yes, on approach and take off man My cousin was meant to go to Wellington last month ended up in Auckland. You know what? It got blown all the way up. The wind was so, blew it all the way back. That's the hell of a crosswind.
Starting point is 00:27:48 That's what happened. I once went to Wellington, we took, I think it was three attempts to land before the pilot was like, we're going to have to abort this and go somewhere else. All right, Izzy, you got some lyric suggestions for Wellington's anthem that Dan will debut Thursday morning. Hi, Izzy. How are you? Yeah, good, Izzy. What would you want to include in the song?
Starting point is 00:28:09 I had a few But the Wellington OGs will know Blanket Man And if you don't know you need to Google him He's a Wellington icon Now is he still with us A Blanket Man Because I heard he passed
Starting point is 00:28:21 Recently Oh yeah no no He's definitely not with us anymore But he's still an icon He died on the 15th of January 2012 Yeah he was an identity in Wellington What else have you got down there for the lyrics I've got Mittens
Starting point is 00:28:36 The Famous Wellington Cat Who is? Is still with us? Or are they dead as well? I'm not sure there was a stake. He was quite unwell. But he's, again, all over Google. And then, of course, the famous line, as you guys said,
Starting point is 00:28:48 can't beat Willie on a good day. Which you can't. When you go down there and it's a good day, the sun is shining, there's no wind. Boy, oh boy, it's beautiful. So you can have an RIP section, maybe in the Wellington song. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Thanks, as he. According to Google, Mittens is still in, like, present tense. Okay. So it's alive. Cuba Street bucket fountain. Raj said it has to be included but also there was a rumour that Russell Crow peed in it maybe check that before you put it in the song
Starting point is 00:29:14 just in case you don't want him you know pulling the song for blasphemy Who hasn't peed in the bucket fountain? Blastomies? I mean that's defamation I think Defamation. As I said it I was like That's not exactly the word I wanted
Starting point is 00:29:25 But no one's pulled me up on it, thank you Ash Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson The Bucket Fountain comes through again Cable Car goes up the mountain Oh yes The Home of the Hipsters Which is true, a lot of hipsters live in Wellington I hear. I hear about the coffee
Starting point is 00:29:39 better than anywhere. Upper and Lower Heart are wondering if they're going to get a mention. I think Upper and Lower Hut deserve their own song. Yeah, that's probably true. Yeah, Meg's from... It's Upper Hut. I actually think that... No, Meg's Lower. I actually think you have to do a separate song for both. If Upper and Lower Hut shared a song
Starting point is 00:29:55 unless it was like a part one, part two, like rap battle. I like that. Where it went back and forth, back and forth. Yeah, I like that. Oh, the pot twist. Mitten's is still alive, but is now a jaffer. What's that mean? To all that. they're there for an Aucklander. They've moved to jab.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Poor old mittens has moved to Auckland. Oh yeah, it's a formerly of Wellington. Okay. So we'll compile all that. There's heaps coming through. So thank you very much for that. We'll compile this. And Ash, I've got a role for you this week in Quoteco playlist.
Starting point is 00:30:22 I can be involved. You're singing the chorus, my darling. Oh, and not an privilege. And what a treat. Oh, no, and a privilege. We'll need some auto tune, but you're on it. Clint, Megan Dan. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K,
Starting point is 00:30:36 E-e-e-Money. Kiyo, good morning, so thanks to B&Z. We've got 10 grand to give away if you can give us 10 answers starting with the letter Ash gives you between E and Z for easy money in 30 seconds. The $10,000 is yours.
Starting point is 00:30:50 No repeated answers. You can pass if we've got time. We'll come back. He drives a truck. He is named Tom. Good morning. How's the got? Good.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Good. You're in your truck right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give us a toot, give us a toot. Yeah, yeah, I do. I listen to you guys every time. Give us a toot, I said. Can you beep your horn?
Starting point is 00:31:14 Oh, we'll do. Oh, yeah, there it goes. Okay. All right, if you win the 10 grand or when you win the 10 grand, what are you going to do with it? I'll probably give it to my missus. Nice. Well, as a gift, also she can figure out what to do with it.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Yeah, yeah, she can look after it all. Okay, good. That's my kind of man. All right, my darling. Tom, your letter today is F, A, B, C, D, E. What is that? Say it again. Yeah, F, A, B, C, D, E, F. Cool.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Yeah. All right. Good luck. Can I please have... I feel like he's driving and playing the game. Oh, yeah, no, he's pulled over. Okay, good. Carl's made sure he's safe.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Definitely. Can I please have a number? Uh, four. A job. Uh, cool. Pass. A car brand. A Ford.
Starting point is 00:32:05 A body part. A finger Something you buy in summer Food A type of makeup A path Something you throw A football
Starting point is 00:32:20 A car part A fan Something outside Time You got through eight When you passed too Yeah it's not a bad showing Tom A job could have been a farmer
Starting point is 00:32:36 a florist, a firefighter. Yeah, but you did great, mate. Thank you so much for listening. And stay safe on the roads, Tommy. Yeah, we'll do. Thank you. You get back on the road, Tom. Well done.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Doesn't really matter if he won or lost because he wasn't going to see a scent of it by the sounds anyway. He would have enjoyed the fruits of it, but he's when he knows his wife he's going to spend it properly. It's like, Dan, you would have given it to your wife. I don't know what to do with it.
Starting point is 00:32:59 This is what I do. Happy wife. Happy life. That's how I live my life. All right, whether you're flatting, savings of travel or making a cream of beans. and Z believes there's an art to starting something new. We'll give you a crack at easy money again in an hour at 8 o'clock this morning.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Clint Megan Dan. Stinky B. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. All right, we've met B. She's up for it. She said, yeah, I'll put my hand up. I'll do a date to the point.
Starting point is 00:33:26 She hits you with a five. Very invasive questions that you probably wouldn't ask someone on a first date, but she doesn't have time to muck around. That's the idea. That's dating to the point. Get the date to the point. No fluff. No small talk.
Starting point is 00:33:35 If you don't mind a very direct question, then by all means, check your hand up, and we could get you in the mixer. Someone's asked, what does BEE stand for? Babe. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what it stands for. Bibibu-dibu-de-boos.
Starting point is 00:33:47 And one of the people that is wanting to get a date with The Beautiful Bee is Stephen. Good morning. Good morning. All right. First of all, are you single? I am single, yes. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:00 And have you seen a video or any of the footage of B on our socials? I have, I have That's where I have I applied or put my number through Yeah and where'd you think This is good vibe Normally I'm a blonde But she does sick on my fancy
Starting point is 00:34:15 Good Well you sound like on paper here I'm reading your stats You sound like a good man You say your best quality Your ideal weekend Is a trip away with friends To a batch in summer
Starting point is 00:34:26 Wouldn't I, yeah How would your ex describe you If we asked them Lovely She would say I'm amazing to the point where you're still in, like, a friendship with her? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Oh, that's good. Why did you guys break up then? She decided she wanted to go to Australia and I did not. Fair enough. Great reason for a breakup. That's like when you say, like, when you're selling a car and you're like, one old lady car owner, she died. But, you know, like, and you go, okay, good. Good reason for selling.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Good reason for breaking up. But the thing is my thing, if I was a girl wanting to date you, Steve, and I'd go, but he's lost his love. It's not like you fell out of love. No, no, no. If he loved her, he'd go to Australia. Yeah, true. I think we're fine there, Stephen.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Maybe he's got a really good job. He sounds like a good guy. Okay, Stephen, well, he is an option. Yeah, confident. Another option is also Cam, who joins us on the phone. Morning, Cam. Morning, how are you? Now, you just heard Stephen, what makes you better?
Starting point is 00:35:29 Oh, I'm not sure it's about better. I think it's just different option, right? Yeah, good answer. Humble answer from Canada. Could I ask you a question? There's probably a hard question to answer as a guy. But what would you rate yourself out of 10 looks-wise? Oh, I mean, it's all,
Starting point is 00:35:48 it's down to whatever's person's preferences, but I'll say probably about an eight. Oh, nice. I'll take an eight. I look after myself. I'm proud to look after myself. I have a haircut every week. You know how you cut every week?
Starting point is 00:36:00 Jesus. I don't know. A single guy who gets a haircut every week. How often are you manscaping? Oh, God. Oh, yeah, when it needs to be. Nice. I like you, Cam.
Starting point is 00:36:10 What's important to you in a partner? Like, what are their attributes you're looking for in a woman? The big one, probably trust, a lot of communication. The ability to share feelings, I suppose. God, you both of you guys sound like you've got a head screwed on. If Kim says he's an eight, he's probably a nine. Yeah. How old are you, Cam?
Starting point is 00:36:32 34. She's right, you, honestly. I'm liking Cam. I like both of them, but I don't know, Cam's got a real kind of like maidy, stoic sort of calmingness again. Yeah, like take care of stuff. You've sold me, if it doesn't work out with B, you and I could go on a friend date.
Starting point is 00:36:49 So much as you can get on with it. Fine, Dan. I don't know I'm supposed to be more nervous for. Find Dan a friend. That's another fun idea. Yeah. That's awesome. Well, they're both two great contenders. His own friends. He's not a loser. Thank you for confirming that for people that were wondering, Ash.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yes, that just said out loud. I don't know. I think people sort of just assume. That's all good. Jane can make his own friends. Let's find out how B goes when she goes on her first. On-ear date after 8 o'clock this morning. Clint Megan Dan.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Stinky B. Webgill Bella joins us in studio for redemption. After last week, she got 0 for 5 in the Gen Z. Quiz. Shocking. It was beautiful today. You always look beautiful.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Your hair's gorgeous. Beautiful eyebrows. No, I always have faith in you, Bella, but I was away last week I was quite ill and missed this shocking showing from the Genzy Quiz.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Maybe you're my good luck charm. Yeah. Or I wrote the questions this week. Oh, cool. Okay. I'm hoping that given that we're both female, you know, maybe I'll be more on brand
Starting point is 00:37:53 with your interests. Okay, cool. I'm ready. But they are very, all of these are very squarely in our generation. Okay. First one's an absolute sitter.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah, we've given you an easy one to start with to just give you some confidence. Okay. I need you to tell me which singer this is. Pretty serious. Yay, yes, she's got one. For a second. She gave us a blank look. Enough for a second.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I'll go. Okay. Next up. If you're on a computer and a giant paperclip with eyes is trying to help you. Yeah, I can picture it. What program are you using? So you've seen it before. Yeah, I can, like the googly eyes.
Starting point is 00:38:30 kind of, like sticky notes? Paperclip cut. Paper cut. Paper cut? I don't know. I'm not taking her answer. No, I'm not taking her answer yet. She didn't think about it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Just have a thing, really think, Bella. And then notebook was I? Think back to your youth. What would have you been using? Like a notepad. Okay, it's my soft word. Oh, really? Didn't know that one.
Starting point is 00:38:53 It was like the little assistant you could ask. No way. I can't believe you didn't know it. I would know it either, not. All right. Question number three. What movie is this question? quote from
Starting point is 00:39:01 On Wednesdays we were pink Oh come on Mean girls Yes Well done Two from three baby Come on you're doing so well What is a difference
Starting point is 00:39:13 Between the white pages And the yellow pages Um a yellow page is rural Numbers You want to look that in No Don't you know Go ahead give me soon
Starting point is 00:39:23 She asked a question Before she's locked it in Yeah but she has the wrong notice And then you guys slowly hold her hand And coaxed it to the correct one Have you ever looked through a white pages or a yellow pages? Yeah, when I was a little, you'd like look for your friend's numbers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:35 As yellow businesses? Yes. Oh, so I got it. I was going to say that. No, you said no numbers. No, but she was asking, she was figuring it out in her mind. You were saying white pages of people live in the city, yellow pages of people live on the farm, and that is not correct. We can't award it, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Okay, and if you want a respectable three out of five if you get this one right, what game are you playing if this is playing? Did we have us last week? Submaro Bros. She's got it. I don't know. No, because I've got zero. Hey, there we go. Sid Mario Brothers, come on.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Three and five. That's okay. That's okay. That's 60%. Yeah, it's not bad. It's definitely better than last week, Bella. Over half, so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I'm proud of myself here. Yeah. Well done. You're getting better. We'll keep playing until you get a perfect score as we try to educate you and things that happened outside of your generation. You can hold your head high today.
Starting point is 00:40:26 You can. Not too high, though. Coming up next. I wonder how Dan's mum would react if my mum called his mum and said I don't like the way you spoke about my boy the other day
Starting point is 00:40:39 Yeah Oh it's just when he said F off Dan she said some stuff She sent me a voice message It was in jest Like we're having a joke But she sent me a voice message But she did tell me to calm the F down
Starting point is 00:40:50 That's right I reckon my mum will fire back Of Christine calls Oh my God Are we gonna have like a slag fight You know when you get home from school And you're like mum so and so did this, so she's like, right, I'm calling her mum.
Starting point is 00:41:00 And as a kid, you would hear your mum fight with another mum. That's what I'm hoping happens next, but except we're grown-ass adults. She just called our mum slags. Ah, my mum, can be. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let me get you quickly up to speed. We all know, hopefully by now, that Dan thought the old lady and the Titanic was actually on the Titanic and telling a true story and not an actor.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Because it's half documentary, half. Anyway. A lot of people thought the same Ash, don't come at me again. Including Dan's mum. She sent me a voice message telling me that she thought the same thing when Dan and her were hanging out. So I sent this back.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Dan, that's really more of an insight into like the Webby household. And now maybe understandably that's where you got it from because your mum's not pulling you up on these things. And then I got a voice message back from Dan but to my surprise it was from his mum.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Clint, just calm the fuck down, okay? Now do you want to send that to you? Yes, babe. Okay, so you just press that button. So clearly, I know Dan's mum Jolly was joking. She was like, he gets so worked up. doesn't he over nothing. God, what a sad little man, I think she said.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Also, one thing I'm learning about you, Clint, is that you are you with a guy in high school that would flirt with your friend's mums. Even when he's sending that voice message to her, there's a hint of flirtation in it. He does, he still flirts my mum now. I believe it. There's no flirting now because my mum
Starting point is 00:42:16 is going to call Dan's mum and tell her off for swearing at me. Oh, it's a mum off. Yeah, okay. So I've texted my mum to see if she'll tell off Dan's mum, so she knows the idea. board call her and see if she'll do it on the air now. Hello.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Hey, Mum. Oh, Christine, as I live and breathe. There she is. How's your undies? How's my auntie? What have I done with my undies? Your undie photo shoots. They're all over the internet, mate.
Starting point is 00:42:47 You can forget the ladies have seen it. Big boy. I know, oh yes. Well, that's the first time. someone's ever said that after to seeing a photo of me and my undies Right Okay
Starting point is 00:43:03 Now let's stay on task here mum I flicked you a message And told you that Dan's mum was being mean to me And she said for those Who missed her This in a voice message Clint
Starting point is 00:43:18 Just calm the fuck down Okay Yeah she's been very mean To your lovely son So he thought that you could give my mum a call and give her a piece of your mind. Let that tiger mum come out. Yeah, from one mum to another.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I can do that. When she answers, you go, hey, bitch. No, I'm not talking to her like this. Hey, hey, just, you want to just use her language, mum. That's what she's thrown around. She's set the standard here. You are just stooping to her level. Don't hold back.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Use words she'll understand. Don't hold back, Christine. Hey, it's dialing. It's over to you, Christine. Good luck you on your own. She's looking after my son, so don't be too sweary. Hello, Julie, speaking. Hi, Julie.
Starting point is 00:44:00 It's Christine Randall here, Clint's mum. Oh, hi. How are you? Hello. Well, I'm not very happy. Not very happy with you. Oh, no. Why?
Starting point is 00:44:12 Yeah. Well, I heard you on the phone this morning, and you are using the F word on my son. I don't appreciate it. And I thought, well, I'm going to ring up and tell you because I'm allowed to say what I like about my son, but I don't appreciate other people doing it. Pretty bad, you know.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Oh, look, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. I have got a bit of a potty mouth, I must say, sometimes. I would never speak to your son like that, you know. No, need for F words on the radio, you know. No, true. Well, to be fair, I wasn't actually on the radio. I was actually in my son's lounge at the time, but...
Starting point is 00:44:54 I'm sorry. Get on the radio super quick. Yes, well that is true I've learnt that the hard way obviously Hey mum Are you going to let that woman walk all over you Mum call her son a effing dick or something Make it even
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yeah your son's an effing dick, Julie Hey mum That was the most awkward conversation I've had in a while She's just called me an eff and dick Now you come back and say something else She's come for your boy But you know what Julie
Starting point is 00:45:27 He is, he's such a dicky, he makes me laugh all the time. You can say anything you like to my son on the radio. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay, that was your chance, mom off you go. Is something like really awkward about hearing your mum tell off someone else's mum? I love Clint. You know I love Clint. And excuse me, I sent you a text after that, Daniel, and what did I say?
Starting point is 00:45:53 Oh, let me read it. Clint's a prick. I hate that guy, is what you said. And his mum's not much better. Thank you, mum. We owe you guys another lunch for what we put you through. I think you do. See you, girls.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Love you, love you, mum. See you. Bye. Someone just texts through saying that was the most polite bruce together. It was hard to listen to. Yuck. Okay, speaking of the photo shoot, though,
Starting point is 00:46:25 the mum mentioned at the top, That is out. The photos of Dan and his underwear are out. At Dan is at Dan Webby on Instagram. Yeah, if you are, if you really want to put yourself through it. I mean, he needs to support to buy food for his child. Yeah, I'm already being paid. Yeah, but they might get more if it's like lots of people get behind you. They might come back and say, we want more, Dan.
Starting point is 00:46:48 We want to lavish you with money and free underwear. I might get more free underwear. That is what I need. Yes. Okay. Well, um. Like a comment. it, repost it. We'd love to know what you think
Starting point is 00:46:59 if you've seen it of Dan's first ever underwear modelling shoot next. Clint, Meg and Dan. What a treat we all got at 6pm last night when Dan's modelling shots went live. I put an alarm on my phone
Starting point is 00:47:12 for 605. Did you actually? Yeah. How, God, what a sad of individuals we are. As soon as I opened Instagram at like 7, Instagram was like, Yo, Dan's photos are up, Clint,
Starting point is 00:47:24 and you were right there. I don't think that quite broke the internet as much as Robert Irwin's ones. Still, still pretty good. You've got 45 comments. That's a lot of comments, though. What I'm interested in is the shares. Four people have shared it to their story.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Whenever they're small amounts like that, there's people that are hate sharing. They're going, look at this. No way. I put mine on my story. Yeah, that's one. You probably shared it with heaps of people going, look at this. I didn't even like it, so now you've got 293 likes. And we do want the people of Ontario to get around this. It's
Starting point is 00:47:56 a hilarious video and at the very end of the video is some tasty picks and you're under. And just seeing those picks we found out yesterday that you actually got Webgill Bella a 24-year-old producer to take of you and you gave her $50.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I think it was only 30. I just shouted her lunch. I was like, hopefully it's not too much. You want to want something cheap. You don't want a glass of wine with lunch to you now. Just tap water's fine. And the home truths keep coming when I went popped in to see Meg and her husband guy
Starting point is 00:48:27 and her little girl yesterday and Meg told me this. What did he do? Dan told me that he made his dick bigger and he said that he edited it and came up. He told me in secret. Did he tell anyone? Oh, his secret is safe with you and me.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Now, Dan, is there anything else? I told her that incompetence! Is there anything else, Dan? You want to come clean about even, like, not just editing. You know, the groin area. Is there anything else you want to admit while you have the chance? When you see yourself in a photo,
Starting point is 00:49:02 sometimes, and especially when you're scantily clad like I am in these photos, you can go on to my Instagram and have a look. I thickened up my legs. You did not. A little tiny bit, and I also gave myself a little bit of... Oh, she didn't tell me that. She didn't tell me about the groin thing. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Those muscles... You've changed your muscles, haven't you? He had look at his shoulders. Everything, I'll say this. Everything that you can see within the frame is a little bit beefed up. Oh my God. I was about to say, but your shoulders' arms look amazing. Do you know what?
Starting point is 00:49:38 There's a tool you can use on this app which I use that gives you a bigger area down there. Well, speaking of bigger, Dan, you've actually given us the perfect segue because you have never been bigger than you currently are in the CBD of Auckland right now. We cross to yes. Good morning, babe. Oh, good morning. Dan, Libby. Why are you on the floor?
Starting point is 00:49:59 Why? Oh, I've just been handed a phone and I can see you right now, yes. She's live on Edge Breakfast on Instagram right now. Day, Ruby, you are, you and your junk, are on the biggest billboard in August. Brilliant. Oh, for goodness sake. It's you, Dan, honestly, your crotch is as big as me. I'll take that as a compliment
Starting point is 00:50:26 Now hold on So what you're saying is right now I can see where you are You are on one of the busiest intersections in Auckland And my whole body Including my bits and pieces Are on this billboard right now For goodness
Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah it's kind of a random picture It's like if I could describe to you Clint is almost holding it saying, this is my mate Dan and his undies. Yeah. Okay. But it's saying at Clinton Randall on Insta. So he's giving himself a shout out for his own Instagram.
Starting point is 00:50:59 And it's going, check out my mate Dan's jockey shoot. So you and you now have to share it, or have you already shared it. I've already shared it. If people want to say it, they can go to my Instagram and then look at your video. You know what? Ira can give him a follow, because if you want a good sponsor post, he does a lot of them. Producer Carl. You can text it.
Starting point is 00:51:19 to 33443 if you want to link to Clint's Instagram to see the pick. Brilliant stuff. And he's one hot daddy. We could have put it linked straight to your Instagram, Dad, but that would have been boring, wouldn't it? No, we just want to link to Clint's Instagram, but people can get it that way.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Okay, so there you go, Clinton, Randall, on Instagram. Hold on, I'm actually stoked about that because Clint, your face is the big one there, and then my jockey shoot is quite small. I actually made it bigger for the final one, because I said that's too small, so it didn't make you bigger. It's annoying that you can't see any of the photoshopping. Is that the pre-edited photo?
Starting point is 00:51:55 Do we use the edited version? Oh, I think we use the unedited version. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm sure. I'm sure I added out my belly as well a little bit. I'm sure I made that a little bit flatter. Yeah, we might have used the pre-edited photo for the billboard. What hell of a stitch up! I'm just standing there with a massive belly.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Clint's getting the plug. I get nothing. Oh, dear. Yes, there's not too many accidents down there in the CBD this morning with people having a geese. Wow. People were having a geese. I saw some wide eyes. I even, I thought.
Starting point is 00:52:31 No, she's gone. The Billboard has gone live of Dan and his jockeys. For goodness sake. Is it jockeys or bonds? Jockeys. Don't mention the other brand, clint. Oh, they're not paying bees, I'll say whatever I like. I had bonds, I need to have holes in him.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Yeah. They blow out in the crutch area. Yeah, they do. So you've heard for other people. Yes, yes. Yeah, Calvin Klein's, bonds, whatever. Dan bleeds. I bleed jockey.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Yeah. In fact, my next kid, if I had a child, Jockey is his name. Jockey Webby. Yeah, Jockey Weby. Actually, you're giving them a lot of extra promo considering they didn't pay for the billboard or the on-eer mentions.
Starting point is 00:53:08 No, I have to now because now we're taking the piss. Oh, yeah. You know what? So you can text the word daddy to 3343 if you do want to see Dan in his underwear. Yeah, it's on Clint's. Instagram though, annoyingly. I was a supportive friend I shared
Starting point is 00:53:23 is real. That's really nice of you. It is really lovely. You are such a sake. We didn't want to break the internet. We didn't want your Instagram personally to get so overwhelmed with followers. We thought Clint can handle that. It's been crashed before many a times. That's right. Yeah. When you sent the photos to Jockey for approval, did they go
Starting point is 00:53:38 looks like the boxes like the pattern stretched around the crotch area. They're like weird. We've never seen it that stretched before. I was like, well, that's all natural. To be fair, if they don't send you a cup, then you've got to do what you've got to do because when David Beckham does a shoot,
Starting point is 00:53:54 Robert Irwin does a shoot, they've all, Justin Bieber, they've all got that same sized bold cup that they all use. And that's not just for the side to make the size bigger, it's just a nicer look if it's smooth. I tell you what, it was an awkward moment when I had the 25 year old producer who was taking the photos at the time
Starting point is 00:54:10 and I had to turn around and like try and bolt myself up a little bit. That was an awkward situation. You don't do yourself any favour, is great. I had to leave the room to do it. Okay, date to the point is coming up after 8 o'clock. A little bit of teaser from James.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Okay, have you ever cheated on somebody? No. Oh. Is that how you want your date to respond? No, thank you. All right, we'll find out more about James coming up after 8 o'clock and also, the easy money we're about to play.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Yeah, we went. Dan and I played behind the scenes. Yes, the brains of two, but we had about three seconds left at the end. It's so doable. This is the easiest we've had it in a while. Easiest list. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Clint, Megan Dan, win $10,000 right now with the H-10K-E-D money. Here we go, all thanks to BNZ. Whatever you're starting, BNZ has the tools you need to master your money from the get-go. 10 questions. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you in 30 seconds, the cash is yours. No repeated answers? You can pass. She's from Christchurch, works with
Starting point is 00:55:19 intellectual disabilities, salt of the earth, good person, Tanya, good morning. Oh my God, good morning. Morning, Tanya. She's really good this morning. You know what? You've done the hard part now. You've got through.
Starting point is 00:55:34 That is the hard part. Tanya. I think I've got nervous. I feel, pardon me is like maybe I shouldn't say this because if you don't go so well, it's going to look even worse. But we genuinely think this is probably one of the easiest list for easy money. just more get-a-ball.
Starting point is 00:55:47 We'd never make it easy. Well, it's easy money. Doable money. Doable money. It's something really stressful. My heart's jumping. No, no, no. If you keep calm and just pace yourselves,
Starting point is 00:55:59 you can be $10,000 richer in 30 seconds, I promise you. Put it this way, Tanya. If you bulls this one up, you've had a shocker. Yes. Oh, Tanya. Here we can do this. Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:56:10 A big breath in, Tanya. We're all going to do it together. One, two, three. Yep. And out. Okay, we love you, Dahl. Everyone listening is cheering you on. We want you to do this.
Starting point is 00:56:22 There's no pressure. Thank you, sweetheart. Today your letter is S. S for, yes, for... Yes, for... Surely she can do this. Surely she can do it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:34 First up, I need something in the shower. A breed of dog. A car brand. A sparrows A board game A sport Swimming Something in a shed
Starting point is 00:56:53 A shovel A city A female actor A plant A plant A Taylor Swift song Time Tanya that was incredible
Starting point is 00:57:11 You did not balls it up Yeah, Ash, actually asked you the 10 question there. We didn't get an answer, but you made two passes. It's rare we even get to the 10th question. So you passed on a breed of dog. Spaniel? Spoodle? Shih Tzu, St. Bernard.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Yeah. And a female actor, Sandra Bollick. Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, of course. Oh, my God. All the everyone for coming to my head now. Of course they are. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:57:34 I'm just really excited. I got through anyway. Good on you, darling. We love you so much. Thank you for listening. Stay safe. Keep being a legend. And you can hold your head high.
Starting point is 00:57:44 She can hold it out. It was a good effort. It really was. Also, question, so if she's gone Sydney for a city, you couldn't go Sydney-Sweeney. You could because they're different things. Really? It absolutely could. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:56 One is, like, a city, and one's a person. At Sydney Sweeney. If it was like her only name was Sydney, like Waelic share, then it wouldn't. But Sydney-Sweeney, so it's a different word. Okay. I'm not the adjudicator. If that had happened, we'd have to refer it to the boss.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Some people have texts through saying they could have done If they were on. Yeah, Sam just said, oh my God, I effing did it. I did it, because I guess people play passably along. Sam got it. It's a fun when you get that flow. It's back again at 3 o'clock this afternoon with the Ajabo's best of luck. The 10 grand's got to go.
Starting point is 00:58:27 So close. It's got to go. Date to the point. The ultimate dating shortcut. If you were sick of endless swiping and wasted weekends trying to meet your forever person like B here, the ultimate dating shortcut is here. Introducing Date to the Point where we cut the small talk
Starting point is 00:58:46 and cut straight to the point. She's back if you missed her on Monday. Here's a bit of a highlight reel with our B. Introducing B, she's 33 years old from the Czech Republic and she's looking to date to the point. B's been single for the past eight years and is looking for a hot Kiwi man to sweep her off her feet. Her friends would describe her as funny, cute, caring
Starting point is 00:59:07 and an exceptional baker. Will B find her forever partner? Find out right now on date. the point. Welcome back. Hello. No cold feet. Thank goodness because I was worried.
Starting point is 00:59:19 I thought, what if we rock up to go and she's going, yeah, nah, too, do you feel. How are you feeling though? Are you still? I do have actually cold feet, but in like literally sense. It's quite cold in here.
Starting point is 00:59:27 I think it's a lot. Yes. Do you want to put some slippers on? No, no. So have you been talking about this with the girls, with your friends? And do they think you're crazy for going on the radio and doing this sort of thing?
Starting point is 00:59:36 They probably think I'm crazy in general, to be fair. So they're standard. So they wouldn't be surprised by this. What is the craziest thing you have done, do you think, up until this point when it comes to dating? Probably being attracted to men. She's good. Woman or lesbian?
Starting point is 00:59:51 She's funny, too. How much are good? No, I genuinely feel like that would be if there was a button to change orientation, it might have been very tempted to push it. Yes, it was. So, have you got your questions ready? Have you had to think about the kind of things that you want to ask our first contestant?
Starting point is 01:00:07 I do. I do. Ready to grill them. Just think about it as well. The more savage the better, I reckon. The more... I feel like that's the reason I'm single, though, because I'm too savage. Yeah, but these guys, I think they know,
Starting point is 01:00:20 you know, they're going to come on. They're going to be honest. Yeah. This is your chance. Because I guess you're also worried about the question you ask and what that says about you as a person. But I guess we don't have 10 dates
Starting point is 01:00:30 to get all the niceties out to then finally find out, oh, they want five children and you don't want any. True. It's a good filtering system, obviously. I'm going straight in. Actually, because you mentioned that yesterday
Starting point is 01:00:41 that you didn't want kids. She doesn't know if she wants kids. You don't know, okay, so it's not locked in, because I thought as a 33-year-old woman, that's probably quite a controversial decision to make for a lot of single women. It is. I'm just not really sure about, like, the state of the world right now. Like, it's too much, how is going on, and I'm not quite sure if I want to, you know, feel a little human into it.
Starting point is 01:01:02 And I also love sleep and being, like, sense of attention. You're not going to get sleep, and you're never going to have anyone pay any attention to you ever again. I feel like it's a good thing to, like, think through properly before you do it. And a lot of people maybe don't think it properly that much. Are you ready to find out if you can meet your Forever Person and five questions? Let's give it a try. Okay. We are going to meet James next.
Starting point is 01:01:24 James will have to answer all of your questions, bar one. He gets one veto. He doesn't have to use it. I think sometimes vetoing a question maybe says more about... Oh, yeah. This is more than if you just answered it. We'll assume the worst if they veto. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:36 So James is sitting on hold. He can hear that. So I guess he knows... So don't veto. Don't veto. Let's find out if you can find your forever person in James with five questions next on the edge. Date to the point.
Starting point is 01:01:51 The ultimate dating shortcut. If you are sick of all the end of swiping and wasted weekends trying to find your forever person, we have found a way to cut all the fluff, all the BS. Get to the point! And we want to know if you can find your forever person in just five questions. B is about to meet James.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Before we do, run the tape. Introducing Bachelor number one. James is 35 years old and works as a data analyst in Auckland. He describes himself as reliable and a trustworthy partner who thrives on routine and planning. His hobbies include biking, making furniture in his workshop and cooking. He also makes it a point to get to the gym and sauna three to four times a week, which is top priority for him. Introducing Bachelor number one, James. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:02:40 You can't talk to him yet, Be. You don't your hands off, James. Don't you waste one of your five questions, just asking how he is. Now, you sound like on paper. Yep. Great guy. Yeah, yeah, I'd say I'm a pretty good guy. I'd love to know, is this something you heard about, and you're like, I'm going to put myself out there,
Starting point is 01:02:57 or have you been pushed into this, James? Honestly, I think it's just time for me to jump back on the horse, you know? Okay. Okay, okay. Are you in? Am I asking too many questions when he says time to jump back on the horse? I instantly want to know how long it's been since he was on the horse? That may be one of B's questions.
Starting point is 01:03:12 But B's looking at me like, ask him, ask him. Then she can save hers. Okay, well, you sound confident, James. You sound like a nice guy. We're going to now pass you over to B. She's going to get date to the point. Hi, James. Hi.
Starting point is 01:03:25 I want to ask you to his chair, but that's going to... Okay, first question is we get date to the point B, ask James. Right. What's your relationship with your mom? Like... I have a great relationship with my dad. I don't talk to my mum anymore. The two of them split.
Starting point is 01:03:42 up when I was probably about 20. Dad had an affair and mum kind of just went off the rails and yeah, next thing led to the next thing. Yeah, our relationship's pretty strange to be honest. He is honest, aren't you? Very honest and I'll take my hat off to you for that.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Absolutely, and that's a story that we hear so often, honestly, you know, no family is perfect. Yeah. Next question. Do you see yourself being married in the future? I've previously come across the situation and I just, for me, marriage, it's not quite something I personally believe in. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:19 He's honest, isn't he? When you say you've, I mean, we can ask secondary questions, aren't we? When you say you've come across marriage before, do you mean you're being engaged before? Or married before? No, no. So my previous partner, Ben tried to propose. And, yeah, for me, honestly, I've just, it's not for me. and timing just wasn't right.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Do you think, if I may ask a personal question, but that's what we're doing, the fact that your parents' marriage didn't work out, do you think that's altered your view of marriage, which is absolutely totally fair, if it has? Yeah, yeah, I'd say, yeah, if we really looked into it, that could be a big reason, yeah. Yeah, but it's not the commitment. Like, the idea of committing to one person for the rest of your life doesn't scare you,
Starting point is 01:05:02 it's just the marriage certificate and the whole kind of officialness of it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's how I put it That's fair enough And you're laying your cards out on the table You don't want to beat around the bush here Next question It's going to be the toughest one though
Starting point is 01:05:15 Are you ready? Wait, that's a question Hvana Okay Is it not are you ready That doesn't count James Okay Have you ever cheated on somebody
Starting point is 01:05:22 Oh Okay James Don't pause there James Have you ever cheated on somebody James James? James No be honest
Starting point is 01:05:35 Yeah yeah I mean, if I've got to be honest, yeah, I have cheated on my previous girlfriend. I was 19 years old, to be fair. Oh, that's fine. Okay. You do some silly things when you're 19. I mean, I think pre-25 doesn't really count personally. What do you think, B, is that a deal breaker, a cheating on your partner at 19?
Starting point is 01:05:55 No, I think the deal breaker would be lying about it, probably. Come on. So he's honest. So he's turned cheating into a tick. That's great. Am I the only one that's picking up the red flag, though? He said, oh, my previous girlfriend. He was 19 and he's 35.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Has he not had a girlfriend for 16 years? He means one of his previous girlfriends, right? Yeah, and enough with the judgment from you, this isn't your segment. Hey, Clint, some of us didn't get a girlfriend until they're at least 27. Okay? We weren't all married at 12 like you. Right, next one. Tell me what your ideal Sunday, like three years ago from now, would look like
Starting point is 01:06:30 where you are in the world, who are you with? What do you do? My ideal Sunday, I like to keep my... Roussein so I like to meal prep and cook for the week and outside of that a bit of biking I also have a workshop where I like to go make furniture
Starting point is 01:06:47 and then yeah besides that just you know keeping the house tidy love to have a bit of mates over for a couple beers here and there so I like to keep it pretty pretty good to Rucine Saturday's for the boys hey James James sounds shredded
Starting point is 01:07:02 yeah he does I meal prep as well to be fair I came from Bali and I gained like five kilos there. That's the idea. So to me James sounds like quite a type A personality, very organised, loves his routine, has things all ordered just so, likes to keep a clean house. How does that sit with you? I feel like I'm going to let James down because if that's the thing, I'm a plant like I'm a type of beep.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah, me too. I'm very messy. I'm a cowards. I'm a hurricane. I'm not sure what you would do with me. But maybe it's good because he'd just clean up after you. That's right. Maybe he loves cleaning. Maybe you're the perfect match. We've just lost James. He's gone.
Starting point is 01:07:41 No, I guess, I mean, James is also, you're also indirectly dating to the point, James, by finding out a lot about B as well with her, even though you feel like you're probably the only one being grilled here. Yeah. Could you date someone who is a big hot mess, James? I, honestly, it could be a bit of a deal breaker. Unless she's hot enough. We said a hot mess.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm so strict to my routine that... That's good for you, James. That's good for you. I love that for you. Yeah. And like all other stuff aside, you are honest.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Yeah, I really... Very honest. It's better than being like, yeah, no, I totally can have someone messy in my house and then you start dating and, like, one dating. They're like, clean your shit off of goodness, and not handle it anymore. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Okay, final question. Have you ever been in trouble with the law? Honestly, I think I'd have to use my VCO pass here. Yeah, not change to discuss that one, unfortunately. Beato. He's vetoed it, as is his prerogative. He's on the run from the police. Oh, he's a bad boy.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Do you like a bad boy? I do. She's all in, James. Who would have known the veto with the hook? 40 and Clyde, yeah. Okay, James, we'll find out whether you're the guy that she can't stop thinking about, and you managed to go through all the way to the...
Starting point is 01:09:03 end of the week, whether our eligible bachelor that we introduce B2 tomorrow takes your spot. Thanks for joining us, bro. Awesome. Cheers, guys. Having a good day. The world's tidiest criminal. Clint Nick and Dan.
Starting point is 01:09:15 ABC. Easy a friend. The A-lister list. Only a few celebrities deserve to be there. According to Dan, I think it's obvious. Straight away, you know, it's a household name. They're an A-lister. From what they've done in the past, what they're doing now.
Starting point is 01:09:31 I think we've seen. Should be an easy game. A couple of months since we've been playing this game. Clint gives A's out too frivolously. He just does. He just hands them out really and nearly. I disagree. I think there are a lot of A-listers in the world.
Starting point is 01:09:43 And I think when you undermine what somebody has done over their career by giving them a B, it really just... I think we can't take anything you say seriously after me. Your credibility is so low at the moment. Coming from a man that put Vince Vaughn at an A. Hey, but I know. No, we agreed that he said. He would sit on the B list, though, which is where he is.
Starting point is 01:10:06 I was like, you know what, I was wrong and we moved him. But at least you've got to be man enough sometimes to know when you were wrong. He's on the B list alongside the likes of Anne Hathaway, Kendrick Lamar, Keanu Reeves should be an A. And Jim Carrey, who should be in A. Oh, Jim's definitely. He's an A all day. A all day, old day.
Starting point is 01:10:22 But see, Dan wasn't prepared to fall on the sword and admit that he was wrong, so that's why those people are there. Here is a name that came up earlier on this week, and I'm unsure of Ash is going to throw this one in the ring, debate but Ash and I definitely disagreed with Dan Eddie Murphy sucks
Starting point is 01:10:39 Stop it Shut up What about, okay But Beverly Hills cop Great Bit boring The Nutty Professor
Starting point is 01:10:47 Sucks Yeah so good Coming to America Norbert My daughter's favourite film Norbert sucks What, whoa What are the greatest comedians
Starting point is 01:10:56 The world's ever seen And I did say He is a fantastic comedian His movies are a little bit me The fact that you haven't even seen coming to America and when I showed you some of the funny bids on YouTube you were just like stone-faced. I will say he's a bee.
Starting point is 01:11:11 He's a B. Dan Sid, and I quote, and he's lucky to be there. I hate when he says that. There's no way. Eddie Murphy is an A all day. He's an A all day and I think people on the text side, 3343 will definitely agree.
Starting point is 01:11:24 I wasn't going to include him in this week's three-person five because I think we shouldn't agree, he's an A. It's not really enough discussion. Discussing. No, I have chosen three. And I do want to say that we have never actually put anyone in the sea list. The sea list is still empty. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Maybe today. Okay. First of all, Johnny Depp. He's an A. Edwards is a Hans. He's an A. He doesn't deserve to be there, but unfortunately he's an A. Yes, he's very famous.
Starting point is 01:11:53 We all agree on A. All right. I think so, Johnny Depp, yeah, even though he's done some questionable things in his life. Next one's an Australian. Aren't many Australians. Are there any Australians? Nicole Kidman is currently the only Australian on the A list. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:06 She deserves to be there. Will Chris Hemsworth join her on the A list? He's a B. He's like one of the core cast members of Marvel, Thor. Oh, but hold on. We talked about you guys, your argument all along has been, just because you're in Marvel doesn't instantly give you an A. You're right.
Starting point is 01:12:26 And the reason why Tom Holland is in there is because he's one of three Spider-Men. If Chris Hemsworth was one of three Thor's, But he's the only Thor. He's Thor, he's A. He's a B. He's a strong B. It's a B plus. He's a B plus, but he's just in the B. I think he's a good actor and he deserves his fame.
Starting point is 01:12:45 You know what? When I start looking at who is B, like Keanu Rees and stuff, then I have to go, based on where we're at, that's the reason why I'd have to put Chris Hemsworth at B. But we can't compare him to other Bs because it's so content. We have to think, like, in regards to what we believe in A-Lister to B. Okay, I'll admit, Dan, that if Johnny Depp walked through the office here at work, people would lose their minds more than if Chris Hemsworth walked through.
Starting point is 01:13:09 And that's why he's a B. He's not. I think people would know. People would lose their mind probably more for Chris Hemsworth than Johnny Depp. I reckon? I disagree. He's a B and he's a... Oh, I could be swayed with him.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Let me guess. He's lucky to be there. No, he's a strong B. It's a strong B. Okay, so we're calling... You're calling Chris Hemsworth a strong B and Johnny Depp an A? Yes, he's an A. He's been around for many, many years.
Starting point is 01:13:31 he's done some of the most iconic roles in cinema, Johnny Depp. Doug's texted through how the heck is Keanu on the B list. Doug's on the line already. We're picking an old scab with that one. But yes, Johnny, the fact that you're focusing on Keanu Reeves,
Starting point is 01:13:45 Doug and not Jim Carrey, though, is the craziest part. No, I think Jim Carrey, yeah as well, but Keanu is like, I don't know, he is the A list. I mean, you've got the John Wick. John Wick. John Wick, come on. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:14:00 I told you, Doug. He's around for so long, and he's still doing it. Now he's shadowed from Sodok. He never goes away. Like, he's always in everything that matters right now. I'm taking him out of the B list. Yeah, actually. We haven't done it before, but Doug was a blatantial point.
Starting point is 01:14:14 SpongeBob Square Pants, he was in that. So he transcends generations. Keanu Reeves is hard done by... We've done the debates before. And Keanu is in the B list, and he is lucky to be there. Kiano's going up to the A list. Doug's convicts me. That's the power of the listeners.
Starting point is 01:14:27 It's their show, not ours. What a shock. And the third person after Johnny Depp, Chris Hemsworth, is Haley Bieber. Now, she's only really lucky to... She's only famous because of her husband, Justin, really. She's also just... She just sold her cosmetics company for a B.
Starting point is 01:14:43 She's a self-made billionaire. And that brings her to a B. Okay. You want to debate any of the names and you disagree? If she doesn't sell her a million-dollar business, she's a C. She's a billion. Oh, 800 at the edge of you want to weigh in like Doug, and you disagree with where the celebrities are currently in the list.
Starting point is 01:14:59 She's an A. go again There should be a rule in this game that when we debate who deserves to be on the A list or not we should have like one shield that we get to use a year I probably would have used it on Jim Carrey had I known about the make-believe shield I'm just creating but I would use it on Edie Murphy
Starting point is 01:15:19 so that Dan cannot drag him down to the B list So it's like an anti-vito The thing is the B list I don't know why you're poo-pooing it It's still a great list but Eddie Murphy is not on it Eddie Murphy is on it and I think you just had a deprived childhood because he's so much a part of my formative years of the first 15 years of my life.
Starting point is 01:15:39 If Eddie Murphy came into the radio station right now, you two would be the only one's queuing up for a photo. No, that's not true. Okay, listen to how heated this game gets, even when we turn the mics off and we play a song. Murphy is so fucking irrelevant. His most irrelevant... Irrelevant. It's fame, not relevant.
Starting point is 01:15:55 No, Eddie Murphy, if you put a line up of people and you said who is Eddie Murphy I'd say most people would go oh I'm questioning I don't know Dan thinks that Eddie Murphy should be standing alongside Haley Bieber on the B list Haley Bieber and Eddie Murphy
Starting point is 01:16:10 You know what I think Eddie is a strong B Haley Bieber is lucky to be on the B list If he's a B she has to be a C Okay you're in what do you reckon Who are you weighing in on I reckon
Starting point is 01:16:25 Eddie Murphy is a strong A He's strong. Captain of the A team almost. Yeah, he's iconic. I would say Haley Beaver, I would agree C. I would say I would put her in a B just because C isn't really that well known. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:43 And Johnny Depp is an easy A all day. Captain Jack Sparrow, Edward Cisthaghan. I forgot about Jackson. Choling the Chocolate Factory. Yes. No, I think there's nothing up for debate with Johnny Depp. He's definitely an A. I think Ewan's bang on.
Starting point is 01:16:57 on there. I would agree with everything he just said. What about Chris Hemsworth? Thor? He's that A, strong A. Oh, Chris Hemsworth, it's easy. Easy A all day. No, he's B. He hasn't done anything much in the last three years. Chris Hemsworth is as A as it gets. Definitely not.
Starting point is 01:17:11 Wait, does he walk around like Australia without security? Where he lives in Byron Bay, he does. But if he was in Sydney, definitely he'd have security in Melbourne. I'd say an A-lister, this is a great definition of an A-lister, has to constantly have security with them. And I don't think any move he does. Also, he is the security. Who's trying to take down Thor?
Starting point is 01:17:34 He's bigger and stronger than any thief. I think it's just for show that muscle. That's the guy who photoshopped his jokey. Can I say, I'm not comparing myself to Chris. Chris is much muslier and stronger than me. Okay, someone else is saying, guys, you can only settle this one way. If Clint's dad knows who they are, there are a, if he doesn't, there a B.
Starting point is 01:17:55 My dad doesn't know any celebrities So if he does He's a good gauge of how famous somebody has to be John's speaking Hey dad You're live on the air mate Oh hi Hey just a quick question
Starting point is 01:18:07 We're just going to ask you Who these celebrities are And you just tell us if you know who they are or not Doesn't matter if you don't Eddie Murphy Oh yeah he's He's an actor in America Yeah he's a comedian
Starting point is 01:18:19 Yeah he's a comedian actor A movie maker Name one of his movies Of course Yeah Yeah Dan wants a movie from Eddie Murphy to prove you know who he is.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Oh. Come on. He's a B-lister. He is. Come on, Dan. John doesn't know. Come on one movie. He was one.
Starting point is 01:18:43 It's not a hard question. I don't take note of what they are. He's watched them. He knows who he is. Yeah, the nutty. Oh, nutty professor. Yeah, that means, Dad. No, he was taking a bite out at his musley bar just said
Starting point is 01:18:57 and he was saying how it was very nutty. Okay, what about Chris Hemsworth? Chris Hensworth. Who's he? No, I don't know. Okay. He's a bee. And what about Haley Bieber?
Starting point is 01:19:14 Oh, she's the singer. No, I'm seen. She's a singer. She's married to Justin Bieber was a singer. All right, hey, well, at least Eddie Murphy's there. Oh, yes, the nutty. Well, someone has texted visit, and they said, I was on a flight with the Hemsworth, no security, no fan hassle.
Starting point is 01:19:32 That's B. Not getting mobbed in airports. That's that is B behavior. All right. Thanks for helping us out, Dad, even though you don't really know what you've done there, but you've helped. All right. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Okay, mate. So there we go. I think that the home truths have come through. I don't think Eddie Murphy deserves to be an A. Yeah. And we officially pulled Keanu Reeves. off the B list? Yeah, Keanu's has gone to A. We need to start a petition for
Starting point is 01:19:57 Jim Carrey then. I don't know that was possible. I didn't know that was part of the rules. My rules. I've joined this show for two months. New rules, baby. Good from Josh. At this rate, Dan's going to probably have Dwayne Johnson at a C. No, we put him in a day already. He is eight. He is a, Dwayne's way.
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