The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW your son's a f****** dick!
Episode Date: August 11, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, B goes on her first Date to the Point with James, where she asks him five direct questions to see if he's her forever person.... Meanwhile, Dan's modeling photoshoot for Jockey goes live, creating quite a buzz. The team debates the A-list celebrity status of Eddie Murphy, Chris Hemsworth, and Hailey Bieber. Plus, Clint's mom takes on Dan's mom in a hilarious showdown after Julie's cheeky voicemail. Don't miss out on the intense conversations and hilarious moments! 00:00 Introduction and Greetings03:14 Debating OMI's Hits and Nostalgia06:18 Body Image and Skinny Mirrors10:16 First Call of the Day and Caring for the Elderly21:45 Naughty 6:40 and Funny Screwdriver Incident25:22 Postcode Playlist and Wellington Anthem33:16 Date to the Point and Gen Z Quiz39:03 Gen Z Quiz41:07 Dan's Titanic Confusion41:58 Clint's Flirtation with Friends' Moms42:18 Mom Confrontation Live on Air46:19 Dan's Underwear Photoshoot54:21 Date to the Point: Meet James01:09:16 A-List vs. B-List Celebrity Debate
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This is Clint McGinn Dan's only fans.
Podcast that is.
Clint Megandan with Ash London.
Beid Brecky.
Kowda, good morning.
One minute's six on your Tuesday.
Hardest part of the week done Monday.
Yeah.
Got through it.
Can you guys hear that?
That is a satisfying sound.
Keep your pants on, please, Ash.
And I was thinking of my mic sock off because there's a stiff on it.
I don't want Steph getting.
all the credit online for my zingers.
Oh, is that Steph?
God, she's a tractor.
She's great.
Yeah.
Funny.
Thank you.
Oh, you're lucky to have me today, guys.
I went to the zoo yesterday and had some bad chicken nuggets.
That's on you.
And boy, oh boy, I was up till late last night with a bit of something, something going on.
Yeah, but tell the people what relieved it.
No, I can't.
I can't go into detail.
I will.
So he's walking down the hallway, right?
Because he's like, I'm going to poo my pants.
And then all of a sudden, he's, he's, he's,
farts and burps at the same time, instant relief.
Oh, I'm better now.
I tell you what, I defy anyone to do that and not feel better afterwards.
I'm jealous because I know the relief.
I almost floated away in ecstasy.
It was such a...
I went from horrible pain to just instant relief.
Because it's the lower gut and then the upper...
It's like the pain from up here and down there.
Disappearing at once.
Just gone. Instant, boom.
So good.
So there you go. Clint, hit a song.
Let's have a laugh.
as you
her command
Clint Meg and Dan
Oh my gosh
Time for a 6am throwback
To kick off our Tuesday morning
More like Tuesday
Oh there she goes
God she's good as it
She's straight
She changed the bike sock
Lucky Steph Monks
They're getting credit for that singer
You know what I reckon Steph Monks
Couldn't even think of that sort of joke
Stop pitting women against other women in media
I've had enough for that my whole career
You know
Just let us be her own people
I reckon we call Steph right now and start some beef between Ash and Steph.
No, you couldn't.
She's been throwing some shade all morning.
Me and Steph really like each other, actually.
Do you know years ago, I'm talking 10 years ago,
I went on a trip to L.A. for work with five seconds of summer.
And Steph was there.
I forgot about that.
And she said, yeah, we went to L.A. together.
I was like...
Was it the Justin Tim Blake interview?
No, no, no, five seconds of summer.
I just said that.
Listen to the women, Clinton.
Listen to the women.
Thank you, Dan.
There's someone around here's not a flaming misogynist.
Now, the only trip I ever remember, Steph, going overseas for when we're doing a show together was Tim Blake won.
Ten years ago, that'd fly you to L.A. to C5 sauce.
Don't remember that being a thing when I was working at the edge.
Well, maybe.
Clint, you never get invited overseas.
I remember when Meg and I went over without you as well.
I'll see what it was.
Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen.
guys no one goes overseas though around here without me knowing
I'm in a family with only one other brother
and what you did for one you did for the other
and so if anyone goes anywhere I'll mark it down in my brain
and I miss that one
now today's throwback
there's a few options but I think the biggest option
is Meg's favourite song I don't know if it's of all time
but it'd be up there in her top three
cheerleader
he was all for cheerleader
when he's all that I'm there when I need her
He wasn't a one hit one day either, by the way.
Was he?
Hulu Hulu Hulahoo.
Hoolahoo.
Hoolahoo.
Hoolahoo.
Oh, oh.
Round and round you love
you want to whine's beat up.
Like a hula,
Hoolahoo.
And if you listen to his actual album,
he's got some,
he's got it probably about another
at least three proper bangers
that are just as good as those two,
but they never made the radio.
It's like we played this two.
We had enough.
We had enough of the vibe.
But I kind of want to play Hulhub over Omi,
cheerleader.
Yeah, over this one.
Yeah.
Hello.
I think, oh, for 6 a.m, though.
Is it Omi as an Omi or is it OMI?
Oh me?
No, he says O'Me.
I remember because I had him on my show as a surprise to my coast.
He went, Angos, it's Omey.
How you doing, man?
All me.
So it's not a collusion, microchardle infraction.
No.
Because that's not what it stands for.
That's this type of heart attack, which is, okay.
I think we, do you want to say the other options?
Or have we just decided.
I think we just go with Omi.
Let's do it.
it. Or me. Can you do it? Or me?
No, I'm not going to do an accent. Clint does a good one.
I think Clint wants a place. Babylon, roller coaster. They're all other bangers, if you like.
Bobby, Babylon. Bobby, Babylon.
No, that's different.
It's a Babylon. Come on, Dan. Do the accent.
No, I'm so, guys, you can't do accents.
I can because I'm Lebanese, half Lebanese.
Yeah, go on. So that's in the Middle East.
And you, that's not a thing. Do you love cool running, Dan?
Oh, me? No.
No, that was so bad.
You shouldn't have done it.
That is so bad. It wasn't even good.
No.
Cheerleader.
Stop doing it.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Number one on this day back in...
10 years ago.
Oh, what?
2015, I believe, wasn't it?
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Dan's maths isn't great.
On this day, no, 10 years ago, apparently, according to this.
This is the other son I was talking to you about on his album.
The same one that...
I love that you.
He can't let things like that go, can he down?
No, he can't.
But how good is it?
Show me, show me, show me.
We just had like a vibe album.
The whole thing was just such a fun.
I wonder what he's up to do now.
Babylon, Babylon.
So won't you take me back, back where we were covered in champagne.
I think I was like, ironically, his biggest cheerleader.
Omis.
We need to bring back Omi.
Yeah, and I was just like, why are we not playing?
more music from him because he was just like the biggest thing
with that one cheerleader song.
And then we played Hulupe and then we just went off
him and never played him again.
I was like he had so many great songs.
Yeah, but maybe he's just never had the
the commercial success that he loved
when he was really sure.
Or maybe he opened an orphanage or something and said
the industry is not for me anymore.
Yeah, maybe.
Yes, that's all the one hit wonders do I open an orphanage.
Yeah.
We're just talking about photos of ourselves,
Ash in particular from 10 years ago.
She was looking through it.
I reckon Clint would be one of the few
that looks at photos of himself from 10 years ago
and is going, I look better now.
Because most people, I would be the same.
I look back, Ash, and I go, look at you,
you skinny, handsome, like, heiless man.
And I thought I was ugly and not skinny,
and I'm the skinniest person that's ever existed.
Okay, so then when you go back there to, say, 10 years ago,
were you also in that same mindset?
Man, look at me.
I'm so good looking.
I'm skinny, I'm whatever.
I had a memory the other day of me,
and it was me standing in my undies.
I don't know why I took the photo,
but you could see, like, ABB.
Yeah.
You know, and now you would dream of seeing AB on me now.
The thing is, the point I'm trying to make is a lot of the time,
at the time we don't realize that, like, we look back and go,
oh my God, man, I was thriving me,
and I should have been thriving me, but I wasn't.
And the point I guess is in 10 years time you look back to now
and be like, oh, my God, look at me.
But we're just never content until we're looking back,
and then we didn't get to enjoy it.
Isn't that sad?
Because I look at every time I look at myself in a photo,
whether it's now, whether it's 10 years ago,
I always go, and you pick out the floors.
And in 10 years, you'll look back.
I'll never forget, maybe a couple of years ago,
I was in a dress shop because I had to go to an event,
I needed a gown, and next, in the cubicle next,
because, you know, like those shops you come out,
there's like a big area with the big mirrors,
and everyone kind of looks at themselves.
And this girl is, I'm shopping for her formal dress with her mum.
She came out, and she looked absolutely beautiful,
just youthful, stunning, gorgeous.
And she was looking at herself in the mirror
and kind of like pulling at the hem
and just like, I thought she didn't look good
and I'd turn her, I was like, babe, I am 35,
let me tell you, you are absolutely stunning
and you will never be this beautiful ever again.
Your whole life, I promise you, like, wear the dress.
She's, oh my God.
You are, you are a vision.
You are so young.
I would do anything to be young and beautiful like you again.
And she was like, piss off, old lady.
And she was like, bitch, bitch,
You said I'm never going to be hotter than I am right now
and I feel like, it's horrible.
This horrible woman came up to me and just started lambasting.
She said it was a lovely moment
and the mum cried and thanked me afterwards.
That is nice though.
But you're right.
She'd have said you're never going to be this beautiful ever again.
I should say you are so beautiful now
and you're only going to get more beautiful.
You're at your peak.
I don't want to lie, but she was at her peak.
You know what?
I'm always at my peak when I'm in the Helen Stein brothers
changing room because I reckon those mirrors make you look better than you.
I reckon they're special.
There needs to be an investigation into mirrors
in different retail stores
because I swear you look different
depending on which store you're in.
And they make you look better in clothes.
Like I'll put clothes on.
They're skinny mirrors.
These suit me.
Skinny mirrors?
Every girl knows which shop has skinny mirrors in them.
Dara skinny mirrors.
Really?
Yes.
Oh my goodness me.
Makes my head pop.
Because you get home and you think
and then you want to do a fashion show
and then you're like, why do I look so shit ass?
So always take yourself down a couple of rungs
where you do these shops and go, hold on.
Yeah.
I'll get someone to take a photo of you
from front and back.
Okay, if anyone's in retail
and you know specifically that you have
mirrors that you're important
because it makes people look better
when they try on the clothes.
I'd love to bust that one wide open.
Definitely.
There's definitely something going on
and in gyms as well.
When I'm at the gym, Les Mills in particular,
and I'm pumping.
I always look better
than when I get home.
I'm like, I look way more ripped at the gym.
Yeah, but you do look pumping when you do look ripped
when you're pumping
because that's what your muscles do
when you're lifting wax.
Yeah, fill the blood.
And I guess also you get the downlights.
So when you're in the changing rooms, you're kind of getting shadows on your body.
Okay.
Oh, there you go.
Some home truths have been shown this morning.
Yeah.
We're living, everybody.
All right.
Well, first call of the day next.
You want free coffee for the week, 0800 the Edge.
We'll chat with your next.
See what's going on.
If you can spread, what does it, shine some...
What are you about to say?
Spread your what?
Spread some light.
Spread your what?
I was like, that's not the same.
Showing some light on the mirror situation.
We'll see you our free coffee too.
Clint McGoo Dan.
Lesh goal.
First call of the day.
go on the day.
Cool and be you down with Ashton,
catching up with who?
She's got through, Anna.
This's Anna.
Oh, Anna.
Hi.
Hey, Anna.
Hey, yeah, it's Anna.
Instead of like Anna.
Well, someone spouted out phonetically for me.
And you still cocked it up.
Yeah.
But they put A-H-H and then dashed nah.
So I went, ah, nah.
No, no, because the H-H implies R.
And then no-8-H-H on the next is nah.
So it's Anna.
All right, that then.
Anyway, good morning.
Good morning, guys.
How are you?
Have you noticed skinny mirrors in retail stores?
Oh, sorry, what was that?
Skinny mirrors in retail stores, if you do a bit of shopping.
You know there's some shops you go to, specifically where you just look better than numbers?
Yeah, someone texted and saying it's the tilt of the mirror, not the actual mirror, just how they tilt it either forward or back.
All right.
It's the same as if you're taking a photo, if you tilt the phone one way you look bigger and the other way.
So I guess that makes sense.
Okay.
But then David Jones, his skinny mirrors.
Yeah, they definitely do.
I've just noticed a fact about you that the producers have written here
that you care for old people.
Now, that must be a lovely job.
I've always thought that must be a cool job to go along
and they've got great stories, don't they, old people?
Yeah, they'll tell you the same one, I guess, over and over.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, they do.
They're all pretty fascinating in their own ways.
But, yeah, no, I've done it for 10 years now,
and I'll continue doing so, so, yeah.
Good on you.
You'd be ones you'd see where they'd get grandchildren visits, like, often.
And you'd be like, oh, bless, like, they're the good ones.
And then those other ones that's like 10 years, and you'd be like,
who even are you, mate?
Don't even know your name.
You've never been here before.
Maybe they're a horrible person, though.
They don't deserve any visitors.
Never know.
Yeah, true.
Oh, yeah, well, their past lives are pretty, um, they all got their own stories, so, yeah.
That's true.
It's not too bad.
It's always nice.
So I took my kids in a few times, and, oh, they loved it, so.
Yeah.
That's nice.
How many kids do you got?
I've got three
Oh nice
Solid effort babe
Well done
Can I guess what their genders are
I'm going to channel my
Okay I'm going to my mum vibes
Oh okay
Go go
You have got
Two boys and a girl
Yes I do
Oh my goodness me
She's got a talent
Oh god I'm good
Oh god I'm good
My goodness
Oh that feels good
And it's not even written down in front of us
So she didn't even cheat
Wow
That is really impressive
What is the chances of that
Is that three to the power of two
Three to power of three
So three times a nine.
That's a one in 27 chance of getting that right.
Yeah, that was unbelievable, Ash.
Thanks so much.
Yeah.
Congratulations, mate.
Thanks, babe.
No, it's three.
They have two.
No, because I was like, all boys, all girls.
Two boys, one girl.
Yeah, nine.
One in nine.
Anyway, Anna, sorry to bore you with mathematics.
I think it's a one and four.
No.
All girls, all boys.
Two girls, one boy.
Two boys, one girl.
Okay.
What's the other option?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, it's one and four.
No, we had a 25% job.
No, that can't be all right.
What are the other missions?
Girl, girl, girl, girl, boy.
We're talking about order.
It only matters if you do in order.
Don't argue with him.
He just hates when other people have a talent.
Okay.
No, he hates it when women have an opinion.
No, don't like when people do maths wrong.
That's actually it.
Well, well done.
This is right or wrong.
It's not up for interpretation.
We're going to send you a Z-voucher-A-na.
So good luck with that and joy.
buy yourself a pie.
You can go share that with your husband if you like.
Oh, I don't have a husband.
What?
What do you mean?
A woman like you, no ring on the thing?
Not even a ring on the finger.
He's been waiting a while.
What?
I'd propose right now on the radio.
Yeah, it's your chance, bro.
What's he waiting, boys?
He just want to make sure, like, you know, you're the one and stuff.
He's just literally looking at me.
Hand the phone over
Hand the phone over
He can do the proposal right now
There's nothing better than someone being bullied into it
So romantic
It doesn't matter guys
He's ran away
Oh not looking good then
Hey I know
It's been lovely to chat to you this morning
You have a bloody good Tuesday
And we'll send you a voucher to go spend in store at Z
No thanks guys
Bye bye
She was lovely wasn't she
Yeah
I'd get a ring on it if I was him
Well you're not
you're married to someone else.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
And also, I would imagine that you, as soon as you knew that Hannah liked you,
you were like, oh, I better look this down.
Oh, I started saving the day after our first date.
While we go to a song, can you queue up your wedding video and show Ash?
And you do that, like, slow-mo kiss.
Oh, that's so right.
Don't, don't, don't, don't want to.
No, no, no, no.
It was a drone shot kiss.
It was a drone slow-mo.
What?
No, I never want to see that.
Yeah, no, you don't.
No, you don't want to ever should.
Oh, you have to.
No way. I don't want to see it. Please, that made me.
I just watched his wife's Cesarian video and watched baby George come out of her and cried.
And I love that. I'll never watch him.
This is more awkward, but yeah.
More gruesome.
The Clint Migg and Dan podcast.
And play that button, Dan.
Gossip and Entertainment.
Clit Miggins and Dan with Ash London.
Scandal.
Honestly, there's last time I let him do it.
Sometimes he's like, can I push them and then you do that?
He wants to. And you're so nice to let him try.
It is fun.
Everybody should push a button.
now. I found my vitamin Cs that I thought
I lost, because I brought four, two for you,
two for me. Because I love you.
Thank you, Ash. She rattles when she walks
so many pills. Yeah, I was sort of a lot of
my throat was a bit sore and I had two vitamin Cs
and then I was like, huh, feeling better.
Welcome, the good ones too. So I need my funeral
March plate again if that's okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Some audio for this because
there we go, really get people into
the vibes. So we're in this
beautiful zone in 2025 where
we're getting a lot of the comeback. So a lot of the
men from our teenage years are
reappearing. Adam Brody
from the O.C. reappeared and nobody wants this
when he all fell in love with him all over again.
What a guy. He hasn't aged really.
He looks better than he did when he was Seth Con.
It was written unbelievably well that Netflix show.
Very, very well. So he looks just as young.
Joshua Jackson, on the other hand, Pacey
from Dawson's Creek, also back.
I think it's got Dr. Odyssey, a new show
and he's doing a film in New York with Katie Holmes.
He has aged.
Also looks better, but looks older.
He's George Clooney S. Gay, like, looks a bit silver-foxy.
Isn't he like a Timu version of John Mayer?
That guy?
No, don't say that.
Yeah, and getting nods from the booth, producer booth.
I love John Mayer.
What do you mean Timu, John Mayer?
Joshua Jackson is like, he looks kind of like John Mayer, but not as good.
I think he's probably better looking than John Mayer.
But when John Mayer picks up a guitar, he becomes a 100 out of 10.
Yeah.
There's no way Joshua Jackson is hotter than John Mayer.
With or without instrument.
You're a heterosexual male.
I don't even care about your opinion.
We could ask 10 anybody's, and you would have a 10 out of 10 landslide.
You are so wrong on this.
You are so.
Who's hot a John Mayer or Joshua Jackson?
Well, I tell you why, he doesn't even look good enough to be Timu John Mayer.
Thank you, Daniel.
If anything, yeah.
Okay, well, I'm going to disagree with you, but hey, who am I to yuck somebody's?
Yum, go out and live your best lives.
I would have sex with both of them.
Okay.
Some people just have low standards.
Well, Joshua Jackson finalized.
divorced from his wife, Jody Turner
Smith. They filed it
in 2023. Earlier this year
it was divorced. I mean, it was finalised.
And now, you know, so we had this
period of, oh, Josh Jackson, single. Oh, yes,
he's on the market. Yes. And even if you're happily married
like myself, part of you always just think,
oh, they're single now. You know, like, there's a
chance. But there's not a chance for you, though,
because you're married in a lovely... I know, but
that's irrelevant. It's why, like, Justin Bieber
was never allowed to talk about his girlfriends, like,
growing up, because then the girls would stop, like,
being obsessed with them. Totally. But
Now he's been pictured out in Nevada in New York City
walking with Simone Ashley,
who you may remember from Bridgeton.
Yes.
He was the one who got along with Anthony.
So your feelings are too strong for you now.
Ms. Shire?
No, no. All you are doing, my lord,
is toying with the emotions of an impressionable young lady.
Miss Edwina seems perfectly capable of forming her.
Edwina's?
Perhaps if you took no...
That's her sister.
People are changing her name to be funny.
Yeah.
Maybe it was Edwinas.
Maybe that's a name.
in Bridger. Anyway, so Joshua Jackson and Simone, Ashley, look, they're doing the old
paparazzi walk where their hands are brushing, but not holding.
Oh, so it's a PR photo. Because a lot of these times you see these people take, like, I thought
that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were a PR relationship for a while.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely not. Sometimes you just look at them and go, oh, they're just doing
it just for a bit of column inch. Do you want to often think about Taylor Swift? She's nearly
my age, right? She's born in 1989, so she's, do the quick maths for me, please.
How old is she?
36?
Yeah, yeah.
307 in December.
Is she going to have babies?
Do you think?
I don't know.
Like, do you think she's frozen her eggs?
Here's the thing.
She doesn't need to have babies.
No, of course not.
And I think that she's probably one of these people that has got so many other things to do.
That she's kind of like, the kids are going to slow me down.
I know, but she's met the guy.
I think Travis is the one personally.
And it's like, wouldn't it be not sad because it's her prerogative,
but if we didn't get like another generation of her legacy live on, like, you know,
Like, if she ever gets pregnant, it'll break the internet.
The internet will die.
It will actually be broken.
You won't be able to go into Google because it will just fire will come out at you at your screen.
It'll be the day.
That'll be the day.
I'd need to do scandal, a two-hour scandal.
Anyway, so, look, we'll be watching to see if new celebrity romance is real between Joshua Jackson and Simone, Ashley.
A lot of people texting through disagreeing with you, Clint saying Joshua Jackson is far hotter than John Mayer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, well, the photo that came up when I good.
Google search Joshua Jackson.
He needs to talk to Google
and tell them that he has better photos
that they can be used.
Yeah, but we don't need one photo.
Every one with a heart,
every heterosexual female with a heartbeat knows
what Joshua Jackson looks like
and what John Mayer looks like.
So we don't need one image.
We can make the decision from our imaginations.
I think we could all have a few images taken down off Google.
I've got one up there of me giving birth to a bowling ball.
I'd like that take a...
If Josh is getting some taken down,
I want that one taken down as well.
I was hypnotised as a time.
Were you, though?
All right, Nauty 640 is next.
What's Ash got in store for us?
Not for little ears?
Nope, definitely not today.
But if you've got big ones,
then she's gotten some fun for your next.
Clint Megan Tan.
Spinky Boo.
A little peek behind the radio curtain.
We get given the easy money lists in the morning for 7 and 8 o'clock.
We've had a bit of a run through behind the scenes.
And Dan and I got together, sure, got 10 for both lists.
Very, very doable today.
One of them, we got 10 and had like two or three seconds left.
Oh, yeah.
In the middle of it, we'd had a fight over how you pronounce a word.
But then we kept going and you still got it.
I was like, when's the next question?
You're like, you're done.
That was how quick we were.
I don't know if there has been a day where the 7 and the 8 o'clock list for easy money has been easier.
Yeah.
Today's the day to get involved.
Yeah, so cue to call for that one in 12 minutes.
Who's ready for 90640?
Very much so.
You shouldn't have little ears in the car or maybe you do.
Um, if you do, just give us a break for a couple of minutes.
I think that's a fine.
I'm going to keep it PG, but I just wanted to give people fair warning.
So we all remember my friend, um, Anna from last week who'd had the little mermaid sound
going in her room for weeks and weeks on end and couldn't figure out what it was.
She thought it was kind of her children's toys.
They had the whole house upside down.
And it turns out that it was the adult shop that she lives above has a,
darling it's better, darn where it's wet up a little.
Like a door chime.
when you go into a dairy, but it played the song.
Yeah, yeah.
So she lives above an adult store.
Yeah, yeah.
So she lives in a, um, on the, like, city fringe in Melbourne, a beautiful area,
but it's kind of a big melting pot of lots of different kinds of people with, like,
different socioeconomic situations.
So there are times in her life where outside her house, there are some interesting people
hanging out.
And yesterday, about 2 p.m., she sends us a text in the same girl's chat where we had the Little
Mermaid.
she goes, guys, there is someone out, like three meters away from me
in front of my window having some alone time in the middle of the day,
into a pile of clothes.
Really?
Yes, and we're like, oh, my gosh.
Oh, my goodness.
Show us a video, she's like, he's back to me, kind of side on.
So she sends a video where like, oh, he's, wow.
Okay, so she calls the police.
She says, hi, there's someone, blah, blah, blah.
And I said, oh, cool, yeah, we'll send someone down.
So it's like, you know.
That poor police officer, right?
Being like, this isn't why I became a cop.
What do you say?
So, like, you know, she closes the blind.
She throws a sock at the window to try and, and he's just in the zone.
So then, she goes, I can see the police coming.
I can see the police coming.
As the police are coming, it's been about five minutes now.
He kind of turns further towards her,
and she realizes that it's just a man holding a screwdriver,
and he's like intensely, like, in front of him trying to, like,
it's screw drive something open.
But the action of doing it looks exactly like.
So she's now inside.
her apartment and the cops are walking towards this guy
and they pretty much ask him straight up
he starts attacking them like verbally like what do you mean
who said that and they're like whoa and she's like oh god
so she closes the blinds his man doing the policeman
just turning the points into her apartment that girl
no so yeah they um they moved him on and they said maybe just like
you know like head home or go back to her and just do it
through your screwdrivering somewhere else.
Ironically.
How long did she think?
Because it would have taken the police in good
five minutes to get there after the call, surely.
That's what I was saying.
I was like, well, it could he be doing that if he's still going?
But we're pretty sure he was under the influence of some sort of.
So maybe it's...
He's been caught doing these naughty things before,
so he just carries a screwdriver around his pocket.
So when he gets a dab on the shoulder, he goes, what do you mean?
That's just a screwdriver.
I'm just trying to get the battery thing off this.
tightening the nuts
on the thing.
That's why.
Wow.
I mean, what a weird thing
because if he's standing outside
one of those adult stores,
sometimes I guess it maybe puts you in the mood.
You go in there, you don't,
you do some shopping.
And that's kind of where her head was that.
Do you want to see the video?
Oh, God.
Of him screw driving.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah, I think I do, actually.
If you want to see this as well, just text screw.
Oh, no, I can't, no, I can't.
See, you can see how he's like, it's cold.
He's right outside of a window.
He's right there.
and there's a big pile of...
He's going for it.
He's really trying to tighten it up.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's a big pile of clothes on the road
for some reason he was facing into.
I thought that was weird.
He was definitely doing what she thought he was doing.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Anyone listening from Wellington,
lived in Wellington,
family in Wellington,
postcode playlist is back this week
and Wellington is the city of choice
and Dan needs some lyric suggestions
to throw into song
that we will debut on Thursday for your city.
Yeah, ideally you live there, or you've lived there before, but I'll take any suggestions.
Do you know, when I first found out we were going to move to Auckland, I was remembering
this amazing trip to Auckland we had, and I was like, oh, I love this beautiful city.
I was remembering the shopping I did, and then we got here, I was like, I don't, what do you
make?
And I was thinking of Wellington.
Oh, no.
It's a better city.
It's a better city.
It is back.
What time?
Would it be Thursday?
But right now, we're collecting some lyrics so that we can debut Wellington, their very own
Postco Playlist
From the tip of Cape Brianger
Down to the dirty deep south of Bluff
No town is safe
This is Dan's postcode playlist
I think by the end of this
In about a year's time
We hope to have a list of songs
For lots of places around New Zealand
You could do a charity album
We could
That'd be a great idea
Yeah save the children
Sort of an album
And Becago got one
Oh my cargo got one
Yeah
Oh my cargo
Rolling their arms
Yeah
Rotorua got one, which I think is still the high water mark.
Jason Mamoa was spotted in Rotorua.
Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua.
But naked car wash no more in Rotorua.
Wear your pyjamas at the mall in Rotorua.
West Dockland had a pretty good one, too, from memory.
This week, Wellington City, the jewel of the whole of New Zealand.
You can't beat it on a good day
That is, I think the song should centre around that
A lot of people sending through stuff
That they want to be included in the Wellington song
Someone said it's very hilly
It is, it's sort of, it is very coastal
Like it's right on the water
And isn't it one of those airports where like Queensland
Only certain pilots know how to like land there
It's so windy
Yes, on approach and take off man
My cousin was meant to go to Wellington last month
ended up in Auckland.
You know what?
It got blown all the way up.
The wind was so, blew it all the way back.
That's the hell of a crosswind.
That's what happened.
I once went to Wellington, we took, I think it was three attempts to land before the pilot was like,
we're going to have to abort this and go somewhere else.
All right, Izzy, you got some lyric suggestions for Wellington's anthem that Dan will debut Thursday morning.
Hi, Izzy.
How are you?
Yeah, good, Izzy.
What would you want to include in the song?
I had a few
But the Wellington OGs will know
Blanket Man
And if you don't know you need to Google him
He's a Wellington icon
Now is he still with us
A Blanket Man
Because I heard he passed
Recently
Oh yeah no no
He's definitely not with us anymore
But he's still an icon
He died on the 15th of January 2012
Yeah he was an identity in Wellington
What else have you got down there for the lyrics
I've got Mittens
The Famous Wellington Cat
Who is?
Is still with us?
Or are they dead as well?
I'm not sure there was a stake.
He was quite unwell.
But he's, again, all over Google.
And then, of course, the famous line, as you guys said,
can't beat Willie on a good day.
Which you can't.
When you go down there and it's a good day,
the sun is shining, there's no wind.
Boy, oh boy, it's beautiful.
So you can have an RIP section,
maybe in the Wellington song.
Yes.
Thanks, as he.
According to Google, Mittens is still in, like, present tense.
Okay.
So it's alive.
Cuba Street bucket fountain.
Raj said it has to be included
but also there was a rumour that Russell Crow peed in it
maybe check that before you put it in the song
just in case you don't want him
you know pulling the song for blasphemy
Who hasn't peed in the bucket fountain?
Blastomies?
I mean that's defamation I think
Defamation.
As I said it I was like
That's not exactly the word I wanted
But no one's pulled me up on it, thank you Ash
Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson
The Bucket Fountain comes through again
Cable Car goes up the mountain
Oh yes
The Home of the Hipsters
Which is true, a lot of hipsters live in Wellington
I hear. I hear about the coffee
better than anywhere. Upper and Lower Heart
are wondering if they're going to get a mention.
I think Upper and Lower Hut deserve their own song.
Yeah, that's probably true.
Yeah, Meg's from... It's Upper Hut.
I actually think that...
No, Meg's Lower. I actually think you have to do a separate song
for both. If Upper and Lower Hut shared a song
unless it was like a part one, part two, like rap battle.
I like that. Where it went back and forth, back and forth.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, the pot twist. Mitten's is still alive, but is now a jaffer.
What's that mean?
To all that.
they're there for an Aucklander.
They've moved to jab.
Poor old mittens has moved to Auckland.
Oh yeah, it's a formerly of Wellington.
Okay.
So we'll compile all that.
There's heaps coming through.
So thank you very much for that.
We'll compile this.
And Ash, I've got a role for you this week in Quoteco playlist.
I can be involved.
You're singing the chorus, my darling.
Oh, and not an privilege.
And what a treat.
Oh, no, and a privilege.
We'll need some auto tune, but you're on it.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K,
E-e-e-Money.
Kiyo, good morning, so thanks to B&Z.
We've got 10 grand to give away
if you can give us 10 answers starting
with the letter Ash gives you
between E and Z
for easy money in 30 seconds.
The $10,000 is yours.
No repeated answers.
You can pass if we've got time.
We'll come back.
He drives a truck.
He is named Tom.
Good morning.
How's the got?
Good.
Good.
You're in your truck right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give us a toot, give us a toot.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
I listen to you guys every time.
Give us a toot, I said.
Can you beep your horn?
Oh, we'll do.
Oh, yeah, there it goes.
Okay.
All right, if you win the 10 grand or when you win the 10 grand,
what are you going to do with it?
I'll probably give it to my missus.
Nice.
Well, as a gift, also she can figure out what to do with it.
Yeah, yeah, she can look after it all.
Okay, good.
That's my kind of man.
All right, my darling.
Tom, your letter today is F, A, B, C, D, E.
What is that? Say it again.
Yeah, F, A, B, C, D, E, F.
Cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Good luck.
Can I please have...
I feel like he's driving and playing the game.
Oh, yeah, no, he's pulled over.
Okay, good.
Carl's made sure he's safe.
Definitely.
Can I please have a number?
Uh, four.
A job.
Uh, cool.
Pass.
A car brand.
A Ford.
A body part.
A finger
Something you buy in summer
Food
A type of makeup
A path
Something you throw
A football
A car part
A fan
Something outside
Time
You got through eight
When you passed too
Yeah it's not a bad showing Tom
A job could have been a farmer
a florist, a firefighter.
Yeah, but you did great, mate.
Thank you so much for listening.
And stay safe on the roads, Tommy.
Yeah, we'll do.
Thank you.
You get back on the road, Tom.
Well done.
Doesn't really matter if he won or lost
because he wasn't going to see a scent of it
by the sounds anyway.
He would have enjoyed the fruits of it,
but he's when he knows his wife
he's going to spend it properly.
It's like, Dan, you would have given it to your wife.
I don't know what to do with it.
This is what I do.
Happy wife.
Happy life.
That's how I live my life.
All right, whether you're flatting, savings of travel
or making a cream of beans.
and Z believes there's an art to starting something new.
We'll give you a crack at easy money again in an hour at 8 o'clock this morning.
Clint Megan Dan.
Stinky B.
Date to the point.
The ultimate dating shortcut.
All right, we've met B.
She's up for it.
She said, yeah, I'll put my hand up.
I'll do a date to the point.
She hits you with a five.
Very invasive questions that you probably wouldn't ask someone on a first date,
but she doesn't have time to muck around.
That's the idea.
That's dating to the point.
Get the date to the point.
No fluff.
No small talk.
If you don't mind a very direct question, then by all means, check your hand up,
and we could get you in the mixer.
Someone's asked, what does BEE stand for?
Babe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's what it stands for.
Bibibu-dibu-de-boos.
And one of the people that is wanting to get a date with The Beautiful Bee is Stephen.
Good morning.
Good morning.
All right.
First of all, are you single?
I am single, yes.
Okay.
Okay.
And have you seen a video or any of the footage of B on our socials?
I have, I have
That's where I have
I applied or put my number through
Yeah and where'd you think
This is good vibe
Normally I'm a blonde
But she does sick on my fancy
Good
Well you sound like on paper here
I'm reading your stats
You sound like a good man
You say your best quality
Your ideal weekend
Is a trip away with friends
To a batch in summer
Wouldn't I, yeah
How would your ex describe you
If we asked them
Lovely
She would say I'm amazing
to the point where you're still in, like, a friendship with her?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, that's good.
Why did you guys break up then?
She decided she wanted to go to Australia and I did not.
Fair enough.
Great reason for a breakup.
That's like when you say, like, when you're selling a car and you're like, one old lady car owner, she died.
But, you know, like, and you go, okay, good.
Good reason for selling.
Good reason for breaking up.
But the thing is my thing, if I was a girl wanting to date you, Steve, and I'd go,
but he's lost his love.
It's not like you fell out of love.
No, no, no.
If he loved her, he'd go to Australia.
Yeah, true.
I think we're fine there, Stephen.
Maybe he's got a really good job.
He sounds like a good guy.
Okay, Stephen, well, he is an option.
Yeah, confident.
Another option is also Cam, who joins us on the phone.
Morning, Cam.
Morning, how are you?
Now, you just heard Stephen, what makes you better?
Oh, I'm not sure it's about better.
I think it's just different option, right?
Yeah, good answer.
Humble answer from Canada.
Could I ask you a question?
There's probably a hard question to answer as a guy.
But what would you rate yourself out of 10 looks-wise?
Oh, I mean, it's all,
it's down to whatever's person's preferences,
but I'll say probably about an eight.
Oh, nice.
I'll take an eight.
I look after myself.
I'm proud to look after myself.
I have a haircut every week.
You know how you cut every week?
Jesus.
I don't know.
A single guy who gets a haircut every week.
How often are you manscaping?
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, when it needs to be.
Nice.
I like you, Cam.
What's important to you in a partner?
Like, what are their attributes you're looking for in a woman?
The big one, probably trust, a lot of communication.
The ability to share feelings, I suppose.
God, you both of you guys sound like you've got a head screwed on.
If Kim says he's an eight, he's probably a nine.
Yeah.
How old are you, Cam?
34.
She's right, you, honestly.
I'm liking Cam. I like both of them,
but I don't know, Cam's got a real kind of like
maidy, stoic sort of calmingness again.
Yeah, like take care of stuff.
You've sold me, if it doesn't work out with B,
you and I could go on a friend date.
So much as you can get on with it.
Fine, Dan.
I don't know I'm supposed to be more nervous for.
Find Dan a friend. That's another fun idea.
Yeah.
That's awesome. Well, they're both two great contenders.
His own friends. He's not a loser.
Thank you for confirming that for people that were wondering, Ash.
Yes, that just said out loud.
I don't know.
I think people sort of just assume.
That's all good.
Jane can make his own friends.
Let's find out how B goes when she goes on her first.
On-ear date after 8 o'clock this morning.
Clint Megan Dan.
Stinky B.
Webgill Bella joins us in studio for redemption.
After last week, she got 0 for 5 in the Gen Z.
Quiz.
Shocking.
It was
beautiful today.
You always look beautiful.
Your hair's gorgeous.
Beautiful eyebrows.
No, I always have faith
in you, Bella,
but I was away last week
I was quite ill
and missed this shocking showing
from the Genzy Quiz.
Maybe you're my good luck charm.
Yeah.
Or I wrote the questions this week.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
I'm hoping that given that we're both
female, you know,
maybe I'll be more on brand
with your interests.
Okay, cool.
I'm ready.
But they are very,
all of these are very squarely
in our generation.
Okay.
First one's an absolute sitter.
Yeah, we've given you an easy one to start with to just give you some confidence.
Okay.
I need you to tell me which singer this is.
Pretty serious.
Yay, yes, she's got one.
For a second.
She gave us a blank look.
Enough for a second.
I'll go.
Okay.
Next up.
If you're on a computer and a giant paperclip with eyes is trying to help you.
Yeah, I can picture it.
What program are you using?
So you've seen it before.
Yeah, I can, like the googly eyes.
kind of, like sticky notes?
Paperclip cut.
Paper cut.
Paper cut?
I don't know.
I'm not taking her answer.
No, I'm not taking her answer yet.
She didn't think about it.
Just have a thing, really think, Bella.
And then notebook was I?
Think back to your youth.
What would have you been using?
Like a notepad.
Okay, it's my soft word.
Oh, really?
Didn't know that one.
It was like the little assistant you could ask.
No way.
I can't believe you didn't know it.
I would know it either, not.
All right.
Question number three.
What movie is this question?
quote from
On Wednesdays we were pink
Oh come on
Mean girls
Yes
Well done
Two from three baby
Come on you're doing so well
What is a difference
Between the white pages
And the yellow pages
Um a yellow page is rural
Numbers
You want to look that in
No
Don't you know
Go ahead give me soon
She asked a question
Before she's locked it in
Yeah but she has the wrong notice
And then you guys slowly hold her hand
And coaxed it to the correct one
Have you ever looked through a white pages or a yellow pages?
Yeah, when I was a little, you'd like look for your friend's numbers.
Okay.
As yellow businesses?
Yes.
Oh, so I got it.
I was going to say that.
No, you said no numbers.
No, but she was asking, she was figuring it out in her mind.
You were saying white pages of people live in the city, yellow pages of people live on the farm, and that is not correct.
We can't award it, unfortunately.
Okay, and if you want a respectable three out of five if you get this one right, what game are you playing if this is playing?
Did we have us last week?
Submaro Bros.
She's got it.
I don't know.
No, because I've got zero.
Hey, there we go.
Sid Mario Brothers, come on.
Three and five.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's 60%.
Yeah, it's not bad.
It's definitely better than last week, Bella.
Over half, so.
Yeah.
I'm proud of myself here.
Yeah.
Well done.
You're getting better.
We'll keep playing until you get a perfect score
as we try to educate you
and things that happened outside of your generation.
You can hold your head high today.
You can.
Not too high, though.
Coming up next.
I wonder how Dan's mum would react
if my mum
called his mum
and said I don't like the way
you spoke about my boy the other day
Yeah
Oh it's just when he said F off
Dan she said some stuff
She sent me a voice message
It was in jest
Like we're having a joke
But she sent me a voice message
But she did tell me to calm the F down
That's right
I reckon my mum will fire back
Of Christine calls
Oh my God
Are we gonna have like a slag fight
You know when you get home from school
And you're like mum so and so
did this, so she's like, right, I'm calling her mum.
And as a kid, you would hear your mum fight with another mum.
That's what I'm hoping happens next, but except we're grown-ass adults.
She just called our mum slags.
Ah, my mum, can be.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Let me get you quickly up to speed.
We all know, hopefully by now, that Dan thought the old lady and the Titanic was actually
on the Titanic and telling a true story and not an actor.
Because it's half documentary, half.
Anyway.
A lot of people thought the same Ash, don't come at me again.
Including Dan's mum.
She sent me a voice message telling me
that she thought the same thing
when Dan and her were hanging out.
So I sent this back.
Dan, that's really more of an insight
into like the Webby household.
And now maybe understandably
that's where you got it from
because your mum's not pulling you up
on these things.
And then I got a voice message back from Dan
but to my surprise it was from his mum.
Clint, just calm the fuck down, okay?
Now do you want to send that to you?
Yes, babe.
Okay, so you just press that button.
So clearly, I know Dan's mum Jolly was joking.
She was like, he gets so worked up.
doesn't he over nothing.
God, what a sad little man, I think she said.
Also, one thing I'm learning about you, Clint,
is that you are you with a guy in high school
that would flirt with your friend's mums.
Even when he's sending that voice message to her,
there's a hint of flirtation in it.
He does, he still flirts my mum now.
I believe it.
There's no flirting now because my mum
is going to call Dan's mum and tell her off
for swearing at me.
Oh, it's a mum off.
Yeah, okay.
So I've texted my mum to see if she'll tell off Dan's mum,
so she knows the idea.
board call her and see if she'll do it on the air now.
Hello.
Hey, Mum.
Oh, Christine, as I live and breathe.
There she is.
How's your undies?
How's my auntie?
What have I done with my undies?
Your undie photo shoots.
They're all over the internet, mate.
You can forget the ladies have seen it.
Big boy.
I know, oh yes.
Well, that's the first time.
someone's ever said that after
to seeing a photo of me and my undies
Right
Okay
Now let's stay on task here mum
I flicked you a message
And told you that Dan's mum
was being mean to me
And she said for those
Who missed her
This in a voice message
Clint
Just calm the fuck down
Okay
Yeah she's been very mean
To your lovely son
So he thought that you could give my mum a call
and give her a piece of your mind.
Let that tiger mum come out.
Yeah, from one mum to another.
I can do that.
When she answers, you go, hey, bitch.
No, I'm not talking to her like this.
Hey, hey, just, you want to just use her language, mum.
That's what she's thrown around.
She's set the standard here.
You are just stooping to her level.
Don't hold back.
Use words she'll understand.
Don't hold back, Christine.
Hey, it's dialing.
It's over to you, Christine.
Good luck you on your own.
She's looking after my son, so don't be too sweary.
Hello, Julie, speaking.
Hi, Julie.
It's Christine Randall here, Clint's mum.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Hello.
Well, I'm not very happy.
Not very happy with you.
Oh, no.
Why?
Yeah.
Well, I heard you on the phone this morning,
and you are using the F word on my son.
I don't appreciate it.
And I thought, well, I'm going to ring up and tell you
because I'm allowed to say what I like about my son,
but I don't appreciate other people doing it.
Pretty bad, you know.
Oh, look, I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
I have got a bit of a potty mouth, I must say, sometimes.
I would never speak to your son like that, you know.
No, need for F words on the radio, you know.
No, true.
Well, to be fair, I wasn't actually on the radio.
I was actually in my son's lounge at the time, but...
I'm sorry.
Get on the radio super quick.
Yes, well that is true
I've learnt that the hard way obviously
Hey mum
Are you going to let that woman walk all over you
Mum call her son a effing dick or something
Make it even
Yeah your son's an effing dick, Julie
Hey mum
That was the most awkward conversation
I've had in a while
She's just called me an eff and dick
Now you come back and say something else
She's come for your boy
But you know what Julie
He is, he's such a dicky, he makes me laugh all the time.
You can say anything you like to my son on the radio.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, okay, that was your chance, mom off you go.
Is something like really awkward about hearing your mum tell off someone else's mum?
I love Clint.
You know I love Clint.
And excuse me, I sent you a text after that, Daniel, and what did I say?
Oh, let me read it.
Clint's a prick.
I hate that guy, is what you said.
And his mum's not much better.
Thank you, mum.
We owe you guys another lunch for what we put you through.
I think you do.
See you, girls.
Love you, love you, mum.
See you.
Bye.
Someone just texts through saying
that was the most polite bruce together.
It was hard to listen to.
Yuck.
Okay, speaking of the photo shoot, though,
the mum mentioned at the top,
That is out. The photos of Dan and his underwear are out.
At Dan is at Dan Webby on Instagram.
Yeah, if you are, if you really want to put yourself through it.
I mean, he needs to support to buy food for his child.
Yeah, I'm already being paid.
Yeah, but they might get more if it's like lots of people get behind you.
They might come back and say, we want more, Dan.
We want to lavish you with money and free underwear.
I might get more free underwear. That is what I need.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, um.
Like a comment.
it, repost it.
We'd love to know what you think
if you've seen it
of Dan's first ever
underwear modelling shoot next.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
What a treat we all got
at 6pm last night
when Dan's modelling shots went live.
I put an alarm on my phone
for 605.
Did you actually?
Yeah.
How, God, what a sad
of individuals we are.
As soon as I opened Instagram
at like 7, Instagram was like,
Yo, Dan's photos are up, Clint,
and you were right there.
I don't think that quite broke
the internet as much as Robert Irwin's ones.
Still, still pretty good. You've got 45
comments.
That's a lot of comments, though.
What I'm interested in is the shares.
Four people have shared it to their story.
Whenever they're small amounts like that,
there's people that are hate sharing. They're going, look at this.
No way. I put mine on my story.
Yeah, that's one. You probably
shared it with heaps of people going, look at this.
I didn't even like it, so now you've got 293
likes. And we do want
the people of Ontario to get around this. It's
a hilarious video and at the very end
of the video is
some tasty picks
and you're under. And just seeing those picks
we found out yesterday that you actually got
Webgill Bella
a 24-year-old producer to take of you
and you gave her $50.
I think it was only 30.
I just shouted her lunch.
I was like, hopefully it's not too much.
You want to want something cheap.
You don't want a glass of wine with lunch to you now.
Just tap water's fine.
And the home truths keep coming when I went
popped in to see Meg and her husband guy
and her little girl yesterday
and Meg told me this.
What did he do?
Dan told me that he made his dick bigger
and he said that he edited it and came up.
He told me in secret.
Did he tell anyone?
Oh, his secret is safe with you and me.
Now, Dan, is there anything else?
I told her that incompetence!
Is there anything else, Dan?
You want to come clean about
even, like, not just editing.
You know, the groin area.
Is there anything else you want to admit while you have the chance?
When you see yourself in a photo,
sometimes, and especially when you're scantily clad like I am in these photos,
you can go on to my Instagram and have a look.
I thickened up my legs.
You did not.
A little tiny bit, and I also gave myself a little bit of...
Oh, she didn't tell me that.
She didn't tell me about the groin thing.
Oh my gosh.
Those muscles...
You've changed your muscles, haven't you?
He had look at his shoulders.
Everything, I'll say this.
Everything that you can see within the frame is a little bit beefed up.
Oh my God.
I was about to say, but your shoulders' arms look amazing.
Do you know what?
There's a tool you can use on this app which I use that gives you a bigger area down there.
Well, speaking of bigger, Dan, you've actually given us the perfect segue
because you have never been bigger than you currently are in the CBD of Auckland right now.
We cross to yes.
Good morning, babe.
Oh, good morning.
Dan, Libby.
Why are you on the floor?
Why?
Oh, I've just been handed a phone and I can see you right now, yes.
She's live on Edge Breakfast on Instagram right now.
Day, Ruby, you are, you and your junk, are on the biggest billboard in August.
Brilliant.
Oh, for goodness sake.
It's you, Dan, honestly, your crotch is as big as me.
I'll take that as a compliment
Now hold on
So what you're saying is right now
I can see where you are
You are on one of the busiest intersections in Auckland
And my whole body
Including my bits and pieces
Are on this billboard right now
For goodness
Yeah it's kind of a random picture
It's like if I could describe to you
Clint is almost holding it
saying, this is my mate Dan and his undies.
Yeah.
Okay.
But it's saying at Clinton Randall on Insta.
So he's giving himself a shout out for his own Instagram.
And it's going, check out my mate Dan's jockey shoot.
So you and you now have to share it, or have you already shared it.
I've already shared it.
If people want to say it, they can go to my Instagram and then look at your video.
You know what?
Ira can give him a follow, because if you want a good sponsor post, he does a lot of them.
Producer Carl.
You can text it.
to 33443 if you want to link
to Clint's Instagram to see the pick.
Brilliant stuff.
And he's one hot daddy.
We could have put it linked straight to your
Instagram, Dad, but that would have been boring, wouldn't it?
No, we just want to link to Clint's Instagram,
but people can get it that way.
Okay, so there you go, Clinton, Randall, on Instagram.
Hold on, I'm actually stoked about that
because Clint, your face is the big one there,
and then my jockey shoot is quite small.
I actually made it bigger for the final one,
because I said that's too small, so it didn't make you bigger.
It's annoying that you can't see any of the photoshopping.
Is that the pre-edited photo?
Do we use the edited version?
Oh, I think we use the unedited version.
Yeah, I was going to say, I'm sure.
I'm sure I added out my belly as well a little bit.
I'm sure I made that a little bit flatter.
Yeah, we might have used the pre-edited photo for the billboard.
What hell of a stitch up!
I'm just standing there with a massive belly.
Clint's getting the plug.
I get nothing.
Oh, dear.
Yes, there's not too many accidents down there in the CBD this morning with people having a geese.
Wow.
People were having a geese.
I saw some wide eyes.
I even, I thought.
No, she's gone.
The Billboard has gone live of Dan and his jockeys.
For goodness sake.
Is it jockeys or bonds?
Jockeys.
Don't mention the other brand, clint.
Oh, they're not paying bees, I'll say whatever I like.
I had bonds, I need to have holes in him.
Yeah.
They blow out in the crutch area.
Yeah, they do.
So you've heard for other people.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, Calvin Klein's, bonds, whatever.
Dan bleeds.
I bleed jockey.
Yeah.
In fact, my next kid, if I had a child,
Jockey is his name.
Jockey Webby.
Yeah, Jockey Weby.
Actually, you're giving them a lot of extra promo
considering they didn't pay for the billboard
or the on-eer mentions.
No, I have to now because now we're taking the piss.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
So you can text the word daddy to 3343 if you do want to see Dan
in his underwear.
Yeah, it's on Clint's.
Instagram though, annoyingly.
I was a supportive friend I shared
is real. That's really nice of you.
It is really lovely. You are such a sake. We didn't want to
break the internet. We didn't want your
Instagram personally to get so overwhelmed
with followers. We thought Clint can handle that.
It's been crashed before many a times.
That's right. Yeah. When you sent the photos
to Jockey for approval, did they go
looks like the boxes
like the pattern stretched around
the crotch area. They're like weird.
We've never seen it that stretched before.
I was like, well, that's all
natural. To be fair, if they don't send you
a cup, then you've got to do what you've got to do because
when David Beckham does a shoot,
Robert Irwin does a shoot, they've all, Justin Bieber,
they've all got that same
sized bold cup that they all use. And that's
not just for the side to make the size
bigger, it's just a nicer look if it's
smooth. I tell you what, it was an awkward moment when I
had the 25 year old producer
who was taking the photos at the time
and I had to turn around and like try and
bolt myself up a little bit. That was an
awkward situation. You don't do yourself
any favour, is great. I had to leave the room
to do it.
Okay, date to the point is coming up
after 8 o'clock.
A little bit of teaser from James.
Okay, have you ever cheated on somebody?
No.
Oh.
Is that how you want your date to respond?
No, thank you.
All right, we'll find out more about
James coming up after 8 o'clock
and also, the easy money we're about to play.
Yeah, we went.
Dan and I played behind the scenes.
Yes, the brains of two,
but we had about three seconds left at the end.
It's so doable.
This is the easiest we've had it in a while.
Easiest list.
Good luck.
Clint, Megan Dan, win $10,000 right now with the H-10K-E-D money.
Here we go, all thanks to BNZ.
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10 questions.
If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you in 30 seconds, the cash is yours.
No repeated answers?
You can pass.
She's from Christchurch, works with
intellectual disabilities, salt of the earth,
good person, Tanya, good morning.
Oh my God, good morning.
Morning, Tanya.
She's really good this morning.
You know what?
You've done the hard part now.
You've got through.
That is the hard part.
Tanya.
I think I've got nervous.
I feel, pardon me is like maybe I shouldn't say this
because if you don't go so well, it's going to look even worse.
But we genuinely think this is probably one of the easiest
list for easy money.
just more get-a-ball.
We'd never make it easy.
Well, it's easy money.
Doable money.
Doable money.
It's something really stressful.
My heart's jumping.
No, no, no.
If you keep calm and just pace yourselves,
you can be $10,000 richer in 30 seconds, I promise you.
Put it this way, Tanya.
If you bulls this one up, you've had a shocker.
Yes.
Oh, Tanya.
Here we can do this.
Here we go.
Here we go.
A big breath in, Tanya.
We're all going to do it together.
One, two, three.
Yep.
And out.
Okay, we love you, Dahl.
Everyone listening is cheering you on.
We want you to do this.
There's no pressure.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Today your letter is S.
S for, yes, for...
Yes, for...
Surely she can do this.
Surely she can do it.
Okay.
First up, I need something in the shower.
A breed of dog.
A car brand.
A sparrows
A board game
A sport
Swimming
Something in a shed
A shovel
A city
A female actor
A plant
A plant
A Taylor Swift song
Time
Tanya that was incredible
You did not balls it up
Yeah, Ash, actually asked you the 10 question there.
We didn't get an answer, but you made two passes.
It's rare we even get to the 10th question.
So you passed on a breed of dog.
Spaniel?
Spoodle?
Shih Tzu, St. Bernard.
Yeah.
And a female actor, Sandra Bollick.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh, of course.
Oh, my God.
All the everyone for coming to my head now.
Of course they are.
Thank you so much.
I'm just really excited.
I got through anyway.
Good on you, darling.
We love you so much.
Thank you for listening.
Stay safe.
Keep being a legend.
And you can hold your head high.
She can hold it out. It was a good effort.
It really was.
Also, question, so if she's gone Sydney for a city,
you couldn't go Sydney-Sweeney.
You could because they're different things.
Really?
It absolutely could.
Okay.
One is, like, a city, and one's a person.
At Sydney Sweeney.
If it was like her only name was Sydney, like Waelic share,
then it wouldn't.
But Sydney-Sweeney, so it's a different word.
Okay.
I'm not the adjudicator.
If that had happened, we'd have to refer it to the boss.
Some people have texts through saying they could have done
If they were on.
Yeah, Sam just said, oh my God, I effing did it.
I did it, because I guess people play passably along.
Sam got it.
It's a fun when you get that flow.
It's back again at 3 o'clock this afternoon with the Ajabo's best of luck.
The 10 grand's got to go.
So close.
It's got to go.
Date to the point.
The ultimate dating shortcut.
If you were sick of endless swiping and wasted weekends
trying to meet your forever person like B here,
the ultimate dating shortcut is here.
Introducing Date to the Point where we cut the small talk
and cut straight to the point.
She's back if you missed her on Monday.
Here's a bit of a highlight reel with our B.
Introducing B, she's 33 years old from the Czech Republic
and she's looking to date to the point.
B's been single for the past eight years
and is looking for a hot Kiwi man to sweep her off her feet.
Her friends would describe her as funny, cute, caring
and an exceptional baker.
Will B find her forever partner?
Find out right now on date.
the point.
Welcome back.
Hello.
No cold feet.
Thank goodness because I was worried.
I thought,
what if we rock up to go and she's going, yeah,
nah, too, do you feel.
How are you feeling though?
Are you still?
I do have actually cold feet, but in like
literally sense.
It's quite cold in here.
I think it's a lot.
Yes.
Do you want to put some slippers on?
No, no.
So have you been talking about this with the girls,
with your friends?
And do they think you're crazy
for going on the radio and doing this sort of thing?
They probably think I'm crazy in general, to be fair.
So they're standard.
So they wouldn't be surprised by this.
What is the craziest thing you have
done, do you think, up until this point
when it comes to dating?
Probably being attracted to men.
She's good. Woman or lesbian?
She's funny, too.
How much are good? No, I genuinely feel like that would be
if there was a button to change orientation,
it might have been very tempted
to push it. Yes, it was.
So, have you got your questions ready? Have you had to think
about the kind of things that you want to
ask our first contestant?
I do. I do. Ready to grill them.
Just think about it as well. The more savage
the better, I reckon.
The more...
I feel like that's the reason
I'm single, though,
because I'm too savage.
Yeah, but these guys, I think they know,
you know, they're going to come on.
They're going to be honest.
Yeah.
This is your chance.
Because I guess you're also worried
about the question you ask
and what that says about you as a person.
But I guess we don't have 10 dates
to get all the niceties out
to then finally find out,
oh, they want five children
and you don't want any.
True.
It's a good filtering system, obviously.
I'm going straight in.
Actually, because you mentioned that yesterday
that you didn't want
kids. She doesn't know if she wants kids.
You don't know, okay, so it's not locked in, because I thought as a 33-year-old woman,
that's probably quite a controversial decision to make for a lot of single women.
It is.
I'm just not really sure about, like, the state of the world right now.
Like, it's too much, how is going on, and I'm not quite sure if I want to, you know, feel
a little human into it.
And I also love sleep and being, like, sense of attention.
You're not going to get sleep, and you're never going to have anyone pay any attention to you ever again.
I feel like it's a good thing to, like, think through properly before you do it.
And a lot of people maybe don't think it properly that much.
Are you ready to find out if you can meet your Forever Person and five questions?
Let's give it a try.
Okay.
We are going to meet James next.
James will have to answer all of your questions, bar one.
He gets one veto.
He doesn't have to use it.
I think sometimes vetoing a question maybe says more about...
Oh, yeah.
This is more than if you just answered it.
We'll assume the worst if they veto.
Yeah.
So James is sitting on hold.
He can hear that.
So I guess he knows...
So don't veto.
Don't veto.
Let's find out if you can find your forever person in James
with five questions next on the edge.
Date to the point.
The ultimate dating shortcut.
If you are sick of all the end of swiping and wasted weekends
trying to find your forever person,
we have found a way to cut all the fluff, all the BS.
Get to the point!
And we want to know if you can find your forever person
in just five questions.
B is about to meet James.
Before we do, run the tape.
Introducing Bachelor number one.
James is 35 years old and works as a data analyst in Auckland.
He describes himself as reliable and a trustworthy partner who thrives on routine and planning.
His hobbies include biking, making furniture in his workshop and cooking.
He also makes it a point to get to the gym and sauna three to four times a week, which is top priority for him.
Introducing Bachelor number one, James.
Good morning.
You can't talk to him yet, Be.
You don't your hands off, James.
Don't you waste one of your five questions, just asking how he is.
Now, you sound like on paper.
Yep.
Great guy.
Yeah, yeah, I'd say I'm a pretty good guy.
I'd love to know, is this something you heard about, and you're like, I'm going to put myself out there,
or have you been pushed into this, James?
Honestly, I think it's just time for me to jump back on the horse, you know?
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Are you in?
Am I asking too many questions when he says time to jump back on the horse?
I instantly want to know how long it's been since he was on the horse?
That may be one of B's questions.
But B's looking at me like, ask him, ask him.
Then she can save hers.
Okay, well, you sound confident, James.
You sound like a nice guy.
We're going to now pass you over to B.
She's going to get date to the point.
Hi, James.
Hi.
I want to ask you to his chair, but that's going to...
Okay, first question is we get date to the point B, ask James.
Right.
What's your relationship with your mom?
Like...
I have a great relationship with my dad.
I don't talk to my mum anymore.
The two of them split.
up when I was probably
about 20. Dad had
an affair and mum kind of just went off the
rails and yeah, next thing
led to the next thing. Yeah, our
relationship's pretty strange to be honest.
He is honest, aren't you?
Very honest and I'll take my hat off to you for that.
Absolutely, and that's a story that we hear
so often, honestly, you know, no family
is perfect. Yeah. Next question.
Do you see yourself being married in the future?
I've
previously come across the situation
and I just, for me, marriage, it's not quite something I personally believe in.
Okay.
He's honest, isn't he?
When you say you've, I mean, we can ask secondary questions, aren't we?
When you say you've come across marriage before, do you mean you're being engaged before?
Or married before?
No, no.
So my previous partner, Ben tried to propose.
And, yeah, for me, honestly, I've just, it's not for me.
and timing just wasn't right.
Do you think, if I may ask a personal question, but that's what we're doing,
the fact that your parents' marriage didn't work out,
do you think that's altered your view of marriage,
which is absolutely totally fair, if it has?
Yeah, yeah, I'd say, yeah, if we really looked into it,
that could be a big reason, yeah.
Yeah, but it's not the commitment.
Like, the idea of committing to one person for the rest of your life doesn't scare you,
it's just the marriage certificate and the whole kind of officialness of it.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's how I put it
That's fair enough
And you're laying your cards out on the table
You don't want to beat around the bush here
Next question
It's going to be the toughest one though
Are you ready?
Wait, that's a question
Hvana
Okay
Is it not are you ready
That doesn't count James
Okay
Have you ever cheated on somebody
Oh
Okay
James
Don't pause there James
Have you ever cheated on somebody James
James?
James
No be honest
Yeah yeah
I mean, if I've got to be honest, yeah, I have cheated on my previous girlfriend.
I was 19 years old, to be fair.
Oh, that's fine.
Okay.
You do some silly things when you're 19.
I mean, I think pre-25 doesn't really count personally.
What do you think, B, is that a deal breaker, a cheating on your partner at 19?
No, I think the deal breaker would be lying about it, probably.
Come on.
So he's honest.
So he's turned cheating into a tick.
That's great.
Am I the only one that's picking up the red flag, though?
He said, oh, my previous girlfriend.
He was 19 and he's 35.
Has he not had a girlfriend for 16 years?
He means one of his previous girlfriends, right?
Yeah, and enough with the judgment from you, this isn't your segment.
Hey, Clint, some of us didn't get a girlfriend until they're at least 27.
Okay?
We weren't all married at 12 like you.
Right, next one.
Tell me what your ideal Sunday, like three years ago from now, would look like
where you are in the world, who are you with?
What do you do?
My ideal Sunday, I like to keep my...
Roussein so I like to meal prep
and cook for the week
and outside of that
a bit of biking I also have
a workshop where I like to go make furniture
and then yeah
besides that just you know keeping the house
tidy love to have a bit of
mates over for a couple beers here and there
so I like to keep it pretty
pretty good to Rucine
Saturday's for the boys hey James
James sounds shredded
yeah he does
I meal prep as well to be fair
I came from Bali and I gained like five kilos there.
That's the idea.
So to me James sounds like quite a type A personality, very organised, loves his routine,
has things all ordered just so, likes to keep a clean house.
How does that sit with you?
I feel like I'm going to let James down because if that's the thing, I'm a plant like I'm a type of beep.
Yeah, me too. I'm very messy.
I'm a cowards. I'm a hurricane. I'm not sure what you would do with me.
But maybe it's good because he'd just clean up after you.
That's right.
Maybe he loves cleaning.
Maybe you're the perfect match.
We've just lost James.
He's gone.
No, I guess, I mean, James is also, you're also indirectly dating to the point, James, by finding
out a lot about B as well with her, even though you feel like you're probably the only one
being grilled here.
Yeah.
Could you date someone who is a big hot mess, James?
I, honestly, it could be a bit of a deal breaker.
Unless she's hot enough.
We said a hot mess.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm so strict to my routine that...
That's good for you, James.
That's good for you.
I love that for you.
Yeah.
And like all other stuff aside, you are honest.
Yeah, I really...
Very honest.
It's better than being like, yeah, no,
I totally can have someone messy in my house
and then you start dating and, like, one dating.
They're like, clean your shit off of goodness,
and not handle it anymore.
Yeah.
Okay, final question.
Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
Honestly, I think I'd have to use my VCO pass here.
Yeah, not change to discuss that one, unfortunately.
Beato.
He's vetoed it, as is his prerogative.
He's on the run from the police.
Oh, he's a bad boy.
Do you like a bad boy?
I do.
She's all in, James.
Who would have known the veto with the hook?
40 and Clyde, yeah.
Okay, James, we'll find out whether you're the guy
that she can't stop thinking about,
and you managed to go through all the way to the...
end of the week, whether our eligible bachelor
that we introduce B2 tomorrow takes your spot.
Thanks for joining us, bro.
Awesome.
Cheers, guys.
Having a good day.
The world's tidiest criminal.
Clint Nick and Dan.
ABC.
Easy a friend.
The A-lister list.
Only a few celebrities deserve to be there.
According to Dan, I think it's obvious.
Straight away, you know, it's a household name.
They're an A-lister.
From what they've done in the past, what they're doing now.
I think we've seen.
Should be an easy game.
A couple of months since we've been playing this game.
Clint gives A's out too frivolously.
He just does.
He just hands them out really and nearly.
I disagree.
I think there are a lot of A-listers in the world.
And I think when you undermine what somebody has done over their career
by giving them a B, it really just...
I think we can't take anything you say seriously after me.
Your credibility is so low at the moment.
Coming from a man that put Vince Vaughn at an A.
Hey, but I know.
No, we agreed that he said.
He would sit on the B list, though, which is where he is.
I was like, you know what, I was wrong and we moved him.
But at least you've got to be man enough sometimes to know when you were wrong.
He's on the B list alongside the likes of Anne Hathaway,
Kendrick Lamar, Keanu Reeves should be an A.
And Jim Carrey, who should be in A.
Oh, Jim's definitely.
He's an A all day.
A all day, old day.
But see, Dan wasn't prepared to fall on the sword
and admit that he was wrong, so that's why those people are there.
Here is a name that came up earlier on this week,
and I'm unsure of Ash is going to throw this one in the ring,
debate but
Ash and I definitely disagreed with Dan
Eddie Murphy
sucks
Stop it
Shut up
What about, okay
But
Beverly Hills cop
Great
Bit boring
The Nutty Professor
Sucks
Yeah so good
Coming to America
Norbert
My daughter's favourite film
Norbert sucks
What, whoa
What are the greatest comedians
The world's ever seen
And I did say
He is a fantastic comedian
His movies are a little bit me
The fact that you haven't even seen coming to America
and when I showed you some of the funny bids on YouTube
you were just like stone-faced.
I will say he's a bee.
He's a B.
Dan Sid, and I quote,
and he's lucky to be there.
I hate when he says that.
There's no way.
Eddie Murphy is an A all day.
He's an A all day and I think people on the text side,
3343 will definitely agree.
I wasn't going to include him in this week's three-person five
because I think we shouldn't agree, he's an A.
It's not really enough discussion.
Discussing.
No, I have chosen three.
And I do want to say that we have never actually put anyone in the sea list.
The sea list is still empty.
Okay.
Maybe today.
Okay.
First of all, Johnny Depp.
He's an A.
Edwards is a Hans.
He's an A.
He doesn't deserve to be there, but unfortunately he's an A.
Yes, he's very famous.
We all agree on A.
All right.
I think so, Johnny Depp, yeah, even though he's done some questionable things in his life.
Next one's an Australian.
Aren't many Australians.
Are there any Australians?
Nicole Kidman is currently the only Australian on the A list.
Okay.
She deserves to be there.
Will Chris Hemsworth join her on the A list?
He's a B.
He's like one of the core cast members of Marvel, Thor.
Oh, but hold on.
We talked about you guys, your argument all along has been,
just because you're in Marvel doesn't instantly give you an A.
You're right.
And the reason why Tom Holland is in there is because he's one of three Spider-Men.
If Chris Hemsworth was one of three Thor's,
But he's the only Thor.
He's Thor, he's A.
He's a B. He's a strong B.
It's a B plus.
He's a B plus, but he's just in the B.
I think he's a good actor and he deserves his fame.
You know what?
When I start looking at who is B, like Keanu Rees and stuff,
then I have to go, based on where we're at,
that's the reason why I'd have to put Chris Hemsworth at B.
But we can't compare him to other Bs because it's so content.
We have to think, like, in regards to what we believe in A-Lister to B.
Okay, I'll admit, Dan, that if Johnny Depp walked through the office here at work,
people would lose their minds more than if Chris Hemsworth walked through.
And that's why he's a B.
He's not.
I think people would know.
People would lose their mind probably more for Chris Hemsworth than Johnny Depp.
I reckon?
I disagree.
He's a B and he's a...
Oh, I could be swayed with him.
Let me guess.
He's lucky to be there.
No, he's a strong B.
It's a strong B.
Okay, so we're calling...
You're calling Chris Hemsworth a strong B and Johnny Depp an A?
Yes, he's an A.
He's been around for many, many years.
he's done some of the most iconic roles
in cinema, Johnny Depp.
Doug's texted through how the heck is Keanu
on the B list.
Doug's on the line already.
We're picking an old scab with that one.
But yes, Johnny,
the fact that you're focusing on Keanu Reeves,
Doug and not Jim Carrey, though, is the craziest part.
No, I think Jim Carrey, yeah
as well, but Keanu is like,
I don't know, he is the A list.
I mean, you've got the John Wick.
John Wick.
John Wick, come on.
What are you talking about?
I told you, Doug.
He's around for so long, and he's still doing it.
Now he's shadowed from Sodok.
He never goes away.
Like, he's always in everything that matters right now.
I'm taking him out of the B list.
Yeah, actually.
We haven't done it before, but Doug was a blatantial point.
SpongeBob Square Pants, he was in that.
So he transcends generations.
Keanu Reeves is hard done by...
We've done the debates before.
And Keanu is in the B list, and he is lucky to be there.
Kiano's going up to the A list.
Doug's convicts me.
That's the power of the listeners.
It's their show, not ours.
What a shock.
And the third person after Johnny Depp, Chris Hemsworth,
is Haley Bieber.
Now, she's only really lucky to...
She's only famous because of her husband, Justin, really.
She's also just...
She just sold her cosmetics company for a B.
She's a self-made billionaire.
And that brings her to a B.
Okay.
You want to debate any of the names and you disagree?
If she doesn't sell her a million-dollar business, she's a C.
She's a billion.
Oh, 800 at the edge of you want to weigh in like Doug, and you disagree
with where the celebrities are currently in the list.
She's an A.
go again
There should be a rule in this game
that when we debate who deserves to be on the A list or not
we should have like one shield that we get to use a year
I probably would have used it on Jim Carrey
had I known about the make-believe shield I'm just creating
but I would use it on Edie Murphy
so that Dan cannot drag him down to the B list
So it's like an anti-vito
The thing is the B list I don't know why you're poo-pooing it
It's still a great list but Eddie Murphy is not on it
Eddie Murphy is on it
and I think you just had a deprived childhood
because he's so much a part of my formative years
of the first 15 years of my life.
If Eddie Murphy came into the radio station right now,
you two would be the only one's queuing up for a photo.
No, that's not true.
Okay, listen to how heated this game gets,
even when we turn the mics off and we play a song.
Murphy is so fucking irrelevant.
His most irrelevant...
Irrelevant. It's fame, not relevant.
No, Eddie Murphy, if you put a line up of people
and you said who is Eddie Murphy
I'd say most people would go
oh I'm questioning I don't know
Dan thinks that Eddie Murphy
should be standing alongside
Haley Bieber on the B list
Haley Bieber and Eddie Murphy
You know what I think
Eddie is a strong B
Haley Bieber is lucky to be on the B list
If he's a B
she has to be a C
Okay you're in what do you reckon
Who are you weighing in on
I reckon
Eddie Murphy is a strong A
He's strong.
Captain of the A team almost.
Yeah, he's iconic.
I would say Haley Beaver, I would agree C.
I would say I would put her in a B
just because C isn't really that well known.
Yeah.
And Johnny Depp is an easy A all day.
Captain Jack Sparrow, Edward Cisthaghan.
I forgot about Jackson.
Choling the Chocolate Factory.
Yes.
No, I think there's nothing up for debate with Johnny Depp.
He's definitely an A.
I think Ewan's bang on.
on there. I would agree with everything he just said.
What about Chris Hemsworth? Thor?
He's that A, strong A.
Oh, Chris Hemsworth, it's easy.
Easy A all day.
No, he's B. He hasn't done anything much in the last three years.
Chris Hemsworth is as A as it gets.
Definitely not.
Wait, does he walk around like Australia without security?
Where he lives in Byron Bay, he does.
But if he was in Sydney, definitely he'd have security in Melbourne.
I'd say an A-lister, this is a great definition of an A-lister,
has to constantly have security with them.
And I don't think any move he does.
Also, he is the security.
Who's trying to take down Thor?
He's bigger and stronger than any thief.
I think it's just for show that muscle.
That's the guy who photoshopped his jokey.
Can I say, I'm not comparing myself to Chris.
Chris is much muslier and stronger than me.
Okay, someone else is saying, guys, you can only settle this one way.
If Clint's dad knows who they are,
there are a, if he doesn't, there a B.
My dad doesn't know any celebrities
So if he does
He's a good gauge of how famous somebody has to be
John's speaking
Hey dad
You're live on the air mate
Oh hi
Hey just a quick question
We're just going to ask you
Who these celebrities are
And you just tell us if you know who they are or not
Doesn't matter if you don't
Eddie Murphy
Oh yeah he's
He's an actor in America
Yeah he's a comedian
Yeah he's a comedian actor
A movie maker
Name one of his movies
Of course
Yeah
Yeah
Dan wants a movie from Eddie Murphy
to prove you know who he is.
Oh.
Come on.
He's a B-lister.
He is.
Come on, Dan.
John doesn't know.
Come on one movie.
He was one.
It's not a hard question.
I don't take note of what they are.
He's watched them.
He knows who he is.
Yeah, the nutty.
Oh, nutty professor.
Yeah, that means, Dad.
No, he was taking a bite out at his musley bar just said
and he was saying how it was very nutty.
Okay, what about Chris Hemsworth?
Chris Hensworth.
Who's he?
No, I don't know.
Okay.
He's a bee.
And what about Haley Bieber?
Oh, she's the singer.
No, I'm seen.
She's a singer.
She's married to Justin Bieber was a singer.
All right, hey, well, at least Eddie Murphy's there.
Oh, yes, the nutty.
Well, someone has texted visit, and they said,
I was on a flight with the Hemsworth, no security, no fan hassle.
That's B.
Not getting mobbed in airports.
That's that is B behavior.
All right.
Thanks for helping us out, Dad, even though you don't really know what you've done there,
but you've helped.
All right.
Thank you.
Okay, mate.
So there we go.
I think that the home truths have come through.
I don't think Eddie Murphy deserves to be an A.
Yeah.
And we officially pulled Keanu Reeves.
off the B list? Yeah, Keanu's has gone
to A. We need to start a petition for
Jim Carrey then. I don't know that was possible.
I didn't know that was part of the rules.
My rules. I've joined this show for two months.
New rules, baby.
Good from Josh. At this rate, Dan's going to probably
have Dwayne Johnson at a C.
No, we put him in a day already. He is eight.
He is a, Dwayne's way.
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