The Edge Breakfast - FULLSHOW Oh GOD, we bitched for hours!

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

This Podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Ever wondered what happens if you crash a band after only 30 days of practice, or if you could join an early bird club that lets you club and still get home by 10pm? This episode of the Clint Meg & Dan Podcast dives into these topics along with hilarious waxing horror stories, celebrity workplace encounters, and Joel Little talks about music and motherhood. Plus, stay tuned as we discuss the boundaries of sharing sensitive content on social media. 00:00 Welcome to the Podcast05:19 Gym Talk and Personal Stories07:07 Band Practice and Performance Prep13:06 Listener Interaction and Fun18:35 Marriage Tips and Flashing Debate25:57 Unexpected Bird Flash32:53 Celebrity Encounters at Work41:59 Joel Little Joins the Show48:09 Making New Adult Friends53:53 Uncle Will's Will Contest54:38 Waxing Horror Stories58:38 Band Practice and Reflections01:04:26 Jennifer Lawrence on Motherhood01:08:35 Early Bird Dance Clubs01:16:48 Social Media and Tragedy  

This is a podcast from Rover. They separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no. It's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Yo, good morning, one past six on your Tuesday, welcome.

Welcome to the show. Thousand bucks to win at eight o'clock this morning with Will to win. That's right, those security questions have been very hard recently. How much did that old man have hidden away under his mattress and why didn't we get a cent? He was our uncle.

He pisses me right off. Yeah, but you know your relationship with him. Yeah, yes. Yeah, we had quite a tumultuous one, really. And I'm pretty sure... Oh god, what am I saying? Yeah, I sort of stepped back a little bit. You guys are really leaning in, so good for you.

You guys deserve a bonus, but I can't. I was literally about to bring Linda into it, I was like wait this is too deep, we've got too deep. Yes they had sex. Yes Uncle Will and Linda, Dan's a company man. Horrible times. And she showed him a good time. What bitch you did.

No uncle of mine has been killed from a stack of porn crushing him that I'm aware of. Yeah. He must be more related to you than me. What am I doing? He was borrowing mine, if I'm honest. Most importantly, a thousand dollars for you to win it. Yeah, yeah. That's all you need to worry about.

Yeah, let's not get too deep with it. Going way into the storyline. You're like, oh, alhunko. And I'm like, we're not even related, Dan. Linda can walk for a week after a night with him. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Time for a 6 a.m. throwback.

What are we looking like playing this morning? Well, I've got a little breakdown of today, Clint. Okay, today, Shea is 79 years old. No, not the Shea. Oh, Shea Lloyd. No, no, no, Shea as in Shea. Oh, God, she's got good botox if she's 79. No, not this Cher. Oh, Cher Lloyd. No, no, no, Cher as in Cher. Oh god, she's got good botox if she's 79. Yeah, alright.

Um, you mean more like this. I'll also kill you if you play that. Dan, um, yeah, she is your hall pass, right? No, she's not my hall pass. But I have seen in the past that she's easy on the eye for an 80 year old isn't she? An 80 year old hall pass! That's a waste! It's not a hall pass because I wouldn't go there because she is very old Um over the weekend I watched a movie with Susan Sarandon

Um she's um god my husband was looking at her boobs the whole time looked her up she's 82 Really? I must say there is some plastic surgeons in Hollywood doing some outstanding work, boobs. Standing work. Dan says of a crystal sky every year for his old boobs. Thanks for sharing. I just want to say again,

whatever you're doing with her face, keep doing it. What else you got? Busta Rhymes, 53. Oh yeah? Well yeah, little Busta Rhymes. I like Busta Rhymes.. Oh, yeah. Yeah I can't name a single song. Clint help me out here buddy. Come on Busta Rhymes. To be honest I don't know if we'd have much in the system Alright share a Busta so far Clint, Dan, what else you got?

Another news is World Bee Day, so anything related to bees. Billy Piper, Honey to the Bee. Yeah. That could be played. Great song. Bit old, bit old, but I think what we land on today. Oh there we go, Buster Rhymes, you know this one. That's the weird one.

Huh? Right. Oh there we go Busta Rhymes, you know this one. That's the one. Come on. Huh? Right. Takes me back to my Ford Laser days. Cranking my Sub and Refusion amp. Back in the 2000, year 2000, Britney Spears released her iconic album, Oops I Did It Again. Come on.

The throwback. Nice work though. Play a whole lot of like stink tracks that the boss never gonna let us play except for Busta Rhymes. And then everyone's like, yeah, Britney! I think even Busta's pushing it to be honest. He was on the Mars singer, he went out first round. Did he? It's finally her day today.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Would you say the album dropped today? 2000. On this day, back in the day? I... Honestly, doesn't seem that long ago. Is that the video clip where they were, when she's in the school?

She's walking around the school? Is it that one? Yeah, that was a very long time. She was 16. Yeah, crazy. That does sound like a long time ago. Isn't that yucky when you think about it? Like as adults now, she was 16

in a little high school outfit and doing like sex, a little dance where everyone was like yeah. And then we wonder why she had a mental breakdown and shaved her head and stuff. You're so right. Well if we look back at the trajectory of her career. She was amazing. I'm more surprised she didn't shave her head years earlier. Yeah true.

Yeah wow. Yeah it's crazy. Clint you're wearing very short shorts this morning. It's quite cold. I did leg days today so I'm hoping they're still swole. And you know what else? Swole? Sorry to just jump in on your chat.

I gave that bloody leg groin thing a go. It's good, eh? I don't know, I felt like an idiot, but I'd never done it before, and I was like, it's working something that I haven't worked out before, because my legs are a little bit sore this morning. So I was talking the other day about this machine that has been removed from my gym, and it's the one where you put your legs wide apart like you're spreading,

and then you push them together and it's weighted. And for some reason I love doing it, because it's really, it makes your legs feel really tight. Like jelly, it works well, but kind of got to look at the ceiling. I feel really uncomfortable if you're making eye contact on that machine. Yeah, our machine is facing the wall. Yeah, same. It was. You don't want to be facing someone else.

My gym needs to switch around. Mine is like out to the gym and you've got to like look everywhere else. I'm gonna look Clint in the eye as I do what I normally do. It's very intense. You know, why are you pushing? Because that's how I do it. Do you like those noises? Sometimes you have to, I always go 40. You have to, no you don't.

Hey that's coming from Mr. Grunter over here, I've heard the noises you make. I better look people in the eye like he did. Clint's less of a Grunter and more he'll do like I've been to the gym with him a couple of times and then he'll go he does... Only right at the end, the last couple maybe. Like that. If you get to the last couple and you don't have to do that you probably still have a couple more in you. So anyway why are you wearing shorts?

I just wanted to know because it's cold. Oh we've got a football thing after work today, remember? Oh, yeah. So I just, you know, saved me taking a whole lot of pairs of clothes. I had a drum lesson yesterday. How did it go? It was so funny. Oh yeah, MusicWorks.

MusicWorks. Was it Sam? Yeah, it was Sam. I'm a little annoyed that I didn't do it right at the start, because now I'm like, oh, now I know what I'm doing. This is the first time I've sat down, gone through the song and learnt the parts. And now I'm like, okay, the problem is I've only got four days to nail it now. I thought that when you were like, I'm getting a lesson.

I was like, how old performance is Saturday? If you didn't know, we've started a band. Yeah, thank God I did. Meg's the drummer and she hasn't had a lesson at all. So what, you did 30 something days on your own. Yeah. And now you've got six days knowing what you're doing? Yes. Five, four?

It is definitely good that I'm doing it. And I went home and I just practiced for another hour so I'm like putting the work in to get there. Have you got any work with a singing teacher at some point? No, but we'll have to wait and see whether you guys even let me sing on the song. It's not up to us. Yeah. Yeah, and you've been jamming out a few notes in rehearsal.

But then every time it's different notes. I'm not sure which one you're going to go with on the night. Well, I can just shut up and you guys can do the song. Would you like to do that? Since you guys have both said that you don't want to sing when you're playing. Yeah, I don't want to sing when I'm playing. Now that's the issue though, because I can't sing when I'm playing. No, Dan plays in the chorus and he sings the chorus. What are you going to do?

I'm singing the verses because I'm not playing. And as soon as I try to sing and do BVs with you in the chorus, Dan, my fingers stop moving. Yeah, that's the problem. And I keep thinking, oh yeah, now I'm getting pretty good at this and then I'll jump in and my fingers stop. So that's it. I'm not singing while playing. I can't.

Clint has never been very good with his fingers multitasking. So now the truth is coming out. I'm just glad it has. Have to focus. So anyway, our performance is Saturday. I think we're on a good trajectory. Meg's had her first lesson. Clint and I have, you know, we're trucking along.

I think we've got improvements to make, but we'll be fine by Saturday. I truly believe that. When is he becoming our manager of, he just gets the fine we're saying. I'm always Mr. Positive on the show. Also, is he becoming our manager of our, that he just gets the final say? I'm always Mr Positive on this show. Also, I wanted to be better than Fine. I am, I'm happy-go-lucky Dan Weabey, that's what they call me.

Who does? No one has ever said you're happy-go-lucky. They have! Text through, the people, text through. No, I don't even think anyone's used like one adjective, like happy or lucky. Text through if you think I'm a happy guy. Text 33343. Happy is different to happy, get lucky.

3333443. 33443. That's a lot of numbers. Mr. Happy. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go. Clint Megan Dan scandal. Scandal is thanks to Will to Win.

Fit the bill, win the will. It's happening in eight and nine and at eight this morning, $1,000 is up for grabs. Make sure you're listening at that point. I'd love to know how much he had, that man. A lot of money just stashed away somewhere. A lot of the money. So I asked you before, what's Sarah Jessica Parker, by the way, the actress from Sex and the City,

probably most prolifically. She was in that other movie, you loved it. I remember you were talking about it where she's in a family and she... Family Stone? Yes. Love that movie. Yeah, you loved it, didn't you? I loved that movie.

Yeah, I think she's fab. What is she doing twice a day that I don't think most people are doing and I think would impress you both? Impress us? Yeah, I think it's impressive. I think anybody would sit there and go, I don't know how you managed that, but it's impressive. Is she going for like a 5k run in the morning and a 5K run at night?

No, no, no. Is it something physical? Something where she's doing activity? It's an activity, but I wouldn't say it was physical. Okay. She reads two books a day. Oh, that must be- Oh, kids books. She has picture books, pop-ups.

Oh, for God's sake. Where's Wally? What are you talking about? And if she's reading two novels, well then she should be busier. No one should be able to read two books a day. I thought this was going to be impressive, but all of a sudden you guys are just calling you a liar.

God, it must be nice to have that much time. That's what I thought. I did sit there and go, how lovely it would be to have so much money and time on your hands that you can read two books a day. She is a judge this year for the Booker Prize, which is the biggest book prizes I think in the world. It happens every year. So she is reading up to two books a day

in preparation for being a judge for that. Is she judging like the short story category? How many pages on average are these books? She must be a speed reader like Kath and Kim. You know, like Kath and Kim. I don't think you can really fully consume a book reading that speed. You just can't. I don't think you can either.

There's no way. It's kind of like you get bullet points, Eric, and when you skim read you get bullet points of what's happened, but you don't really get a proper understanding. It can't be as enjoyable. Two books a day. Although I do know that our boss's wife can read a book a day, so like half of that, but still impressive. Easily.

Our boss, Casey's wife, Ash, can read a book a day. Even again of that but still impressive easily I'm boss Casey's wife Ash can read a book a day. Even again like it would have to be a shortish novel. No she doesn't but she would have to stay up all night. I would love to get her in and give her a book like an average thick book and then she and then ask her questions after it and go okay what happened in chapter seven between the two main characters and she wouldn't know. She would be like I sk wouldn't know. I do have a... She wouldn't, she'd be like, I skim read that. I'm like, well, you didn't read it, get out.

I don't think you would say that to the woman's life. And also, I think she's much busier with her family and kids at actual job than coming down and doing that and then getting Danielle out of her bed. I'm not gonna yell at her. You just said get out. You sounded like you were yelling.

I didn't tell her to get out. Yeah. Yeah, and then she might just talk to her husband later on that night, She's just yelling at him. You just said get out. You sounded like you were yelling. I didn't tell him to get out. Yeah, and then she might just talk to her husband later on that night and he might tell you the next day to get out. And I'll tell him to get out, so it'll be it. Yeah, for two books a day according to her. Good on her.

That's sad because I'll read for like an hour and I'll get through like eight pages. She won't let it. Same thing, I'm with you. I think ADHD does not allow me to read books. I'm reading, you quiz me, I know everything that happened because I read it slowly. Sometimes you lose yourself and you go, actually what does that paragraph say? God I was thinking about work for that whole page and I've got to go back and read it again.

So I did the exact same thing. I read a whole chapter and I go, I didn't take any of that in. And then when I book here like a page, I'll go back to it the next day and And I've got to go back three pages to work out what was going on before I stop. You guys are tall chaps. Oh yeah, anyway. All right, hey, we want to get to know everyone that listens to our show nice and early. Yeah, you guys are the real MVPs when you're listening in the 6 AM hour.

First thing you do in the morning, choose to listen to us. So we want to reward you. We got a voucher we want to give you to go spend in store. At Zed. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go. Want to get to give you to go spend in store. At Zed. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go.

Want to get to know everyone that listens to this show. Can I get, get, get to know, know, know, know, you better, better, baby. I want to get to know. We're getting through you slowly. I've never spoken to Lewis from Palmy before because he is a first time caller. I'm in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time caller. For the first time in forever.

Hello stranger. For the first time. Good morning Lewis. Lewis, hey. Morning bro. Hey, good morning guys. Good to hear your voice finally. For the first time. Yeah.

He works for New Zealand Couriers, drives a Mitzi Lancer. Do you know what, I think that's actually probably the most common car that we have people calling. Oh, you're still driving a Mitzi Lancer Evo 3. Is it a turbo... ...Japan board? Nah, mate, nah. It's just stock standard. Yeah. But you got the big bore exhaust on the end at least?

Ha ha. Nah, unfortunately not. You're not, he's not rich like you. Oh, you're married though. You're not allowed a big bore when you're married. You've just got a partner, do you? Are you not married though. You know a lot of people you're married. You just got a partner Do you not married? No, I've got a partner and baby Partner and a baby you've been with your partner for four and a half years wins that man coming You're saving up Lewis, this is an expensive ring. It's a big bed, it's a stonker, she'll know why.

And he's still gotta get the big bore exhaust first. Yeah, and when she sees that ring she's gonna go, that's why you waited four and a half years, because you've been saving the entire time. Yeah, Clint, that's what every marriage needs. All good things come to those who wait. And babies are expensive. Santa Darius, he once also got pants in front of his crush at primary school, obviously still a cool memory for you after all these years, yeah. And babies are expensive. Yeah. Said to Jerry is he once also got pants in front of his crush at primary school.

Obviously still a cool memory for you after all these years, Lewis. Yeah, exactly, man. Oh, very, very embarrassing that. Was pants at that downtrout? Yeah. And then was it full downtrout like undies as well? Oh, God, please say no. No, luckily.

Just as well. Dan, Dan, that face. He looks like you've been full pants. I've been full pants before. Dan almost like his face was like, oh well then it's no real pantsing. Because I always wear quite a tight pant. Like, and so when you manage to down-trial me,

it'll pull everything off. Right. And this little tip. Was it that little, the tip? Yeah, it's a tiny little tip. Oh, there's a little tip here. So was it that little? The tip? Yeah, well there's a tiny little tip here. Well there's a little tip here. That's what I said when they downed her. Yeah, pull the metal on there.

Anyway. Lewis is, works for NZ Courier. That's my question for today. So Lewis, we're going to ask a question. You stay quiet in the background. We're going to see who's closest. What is the most, well the best story that he's had from being a courier? Whether it comes to drop-offs. And best, it could be a bad story where something went wrong or a good story.

So just if he was to ask, what's his big red chair Graham Norton story from being a courier? I think I knew a guy that used to be a courier. He was on multiple occasions propositioned. I've heard about this. So I reckon that this has happened to Lewis as well. He's a good looking chap. You know, he's turned up to a door to deliver a package and they've wanted more than just that package. If you know what I mean.

And they've made it very clear. Oh, we know that. You weren't even that discreet. So we've had somebody ask Lewis if he wants to deliver a second package. Yes. So we've had somebody ask Lewis if he wants to deliver a second package. Clint? I reckon you've got a really large Christmas bonus from somebody that you weren't expecting. Oh wow, that's a great one. And you were like, oh my god, what the heck? So they might have left an envelope at Christmas being late for the courier driver.

Because maybe they're a certain type of person that buys a lot of packages so they get to know you quite well. Okay. That's a good option. that buys a lot of packages so they get to know you quite well. Okay, I'm going to say it involved a dog and the dog chasing you or barking at you and like you had to like jump the fence and go into somebody else's backyard or something and get away from the store. It was a full chase. Full chase, yeah yeah something to do with a dog or an animal attack.

Okay who's closest Lewis? I would say Meg, Meg was closest there. Yeah well that was a safe bet I would have said. I should have gone that one. Yeah yeah. Instead of the proposition one. What happened Lewis? What happened with the dog? Oh so I pulled up and there's a big rockweeler off chains as I've pulled up the drive and I haven't seen it until I've hopped out the van and then It just starts charging at me. So I just jump back in the van. I only comes out saying oh, it's friendly

Sounds like me with my dog Yeah, yeah, they always say that Yeah, as a dog biting your leg. Yeah, I'm not gonna risk it for your team water lady Hmm. Sorry, you guys must be so busy at the moment, Lewis, with Teemu. Yeah, Teemu, yeah, not a big fan of Teemu. Yeah, the amount of crap people were just buying and the amount of deliveries you now must have to be making, I reckon would have tripled in the last year. I must say I've never ordered something from Teemu and when I've got it gone, wow, that's great. Really? Dan, that're probably my favourite.

Thanks, Lewis. Thank you for finally calling us as well. We appreciate it. We're going to send you a voucher. You can go spend in store at Zed. You can join Zed Rewards on the Zed app and fill up a few discounts, points and treats. So spend that however you like, Lewis. Next on the show, the trick that's going viral for telling women what they should be doing

in a marriage. Just to be clear, she's telling women what to do in a marriage. Dan and I... I think she's going to piss people off, Clint. Well, I'm here to hear what this is. And I wonder how often Meg's doing it. If you are a woman and you are married, I'm wondering if you're doing this thing that this woman is telling all the women on the internet to start doing if they're not and they're in a happy marriage okay I am in a happy marriage as a woman so I'm excited to

see what this other woman says about being in a happy marriage this might open up a whole new world for you Meg and your marriage you and Guy I'm not sure if she's like a psychologist or like what her credentials are. So no credentials there? I'm not sure. So there's probably no credentials. I think when you hear this bit of audio Meg, you'll realize who found it and whose decision it was to bring it to the show. Yeah, I'm thinking, can I guess beforehand?

Is it Clinton Randall? Oh, you just have to listen to the bit of audio. Oh, I sent it to Dan and said, oh, that's funny, and he goes, oh, we should definitely do that on the show. Oh, I just agreed with Clint I never I never second-guess what he does Here is what you need to do if you want a happy healthy marriage according to a woman So is your fart to flash ratio off in your marriage? Ladies if you are farting and you are not flashing your husband that is not sexy now if your flart to fart to flash ratio is on point

which I think should be three to one for every fart that you do you probably need to flash him three times for you to still be sexy in his eyes did you hear that I felt like the background music was very loud hold on so let me I think she has something that she calls the fart to flash ratio. Correct. And she says that for every fart that you do, the one fart that your husband may hear you, you must flash him three times for him to still find you attractive. Not for him to still, but to be sexy.

I think that's what she said. To still be seen as sexy by your husband. Do you want to change your answer about, or do you want to keep it as Clint Boardertrancer? No I believe that Clint Boardertrancer. She actually goes on in the clip saying that eventually he will start looking forward to your farts because you've almost trained him to know that when you fart he gets three flashes on average. What do you think is the other way around if Clint farts once what is EO3 of to his wife Jamie? Oh god I've never I haven't seen any guy post that but. Right yeah. Well I just thought you know what would that be because Clint you have a lot of owing. I think Jamie Vance would just be walking around nude. You have a lot owing. Yeah I can flash.

I can flash Tareena one. But I don't know if she would want that. That's the problem. I'm trying to think what she would want. I'm trying to make it fair. Are you flashing at at least a one to one fart ratio? I don't know if it's one to one. I do flash a lot.

I do actually. I do? Yeah, I do flash a lot in the household. That is something that I reckon if you call my husband now and I sit out the phone call he would say. Okay, this week, well it's only Tuesday. Last week, how many times do you think you flashed? Last night I think I flashed a couple of times.

Last night? think I flashed a couple of times. Last night?! Yeah, yeah. I haven't been, half of my life has never flashed me. Never? I don't think so. Or maybe like the odd occasion but oh very rarely and I'm not flashing either. Sometimes when I...

I'm sure one minute, I mean you must be flashing a little bit. Sometimes when I... I'll safely say I've never flashed. Dan, you must have flashed a little. I don't think I have. No one wants to flash from me. You put your towel around your waist and then you do a little... She'd look away.

...picky-boo? Don't blame her. What do you mean? When I pull into the garage, which is not a euphemism, but when I drive into the garage, sometimes if my wife happens to be in the garage or is like wandering around, like she'll just give me a little flash as I'm pulling into the garage. And then I'm like, now I'm going to be like, did she just drop her guts? Oh, Chris.

Well, I'm going to be wondering, how am I, because of this clip? Well, I must say, this is not like a known woman thing I know I can well I guess I can only speak for myself, but I I haven't known that this is a rule Mmm, so now but you're just randomly flashing, but you haven't done any cheeky little farts that you're trying to make good for I don't think I have to make good sometimes. They'll just slip out like oh that was a surprise You're three flashes got a control over flash Sorry, I just want't have been over so far. Just pop out. No, I mean, oh.

Damn. I thought you meant a boob. That too, if you were in a little nut-top one. Okay, is anyone doing the three to one? Is it a thing or is this chick just trying to go viral? This chick online talking about if you're going to fart ladies in a marriage, then you should be flashing your man at a ratio of three to one three flashes per one fart I'd take a one to one ratio. Okay. Yeah, I take a one to one. I don't need a three to one

Do you even need an excuse to flash? I think it's like a fun little thing to have in a relationship to you know Just flash every now and then you just see that you've never done it I've never done it because I don't have the body for it I just don't I just don't have the body confidence to just flash every now and then you go, oh, naughty. You've just said that you've never done it. I've never done it because I don't have the body for it. I just don't have the body confidence to just slip something out. I also don't think women react to the same. With a guy. Yeah, we've talked about this before.

We just don't have the same power over you in that respect as women do, at least in a heterosexual relationship, I think where you girls can just... Yeah. You know, you have the power and we don't. My thing is we do radio and there's always like one veto we have, you know, where we just won't do it. And my one thing's nudity.

I just don't... no one wants to see me nude. From the waist up or waist down? Both. Your wife wants to see you nude. Oh. I think... I think think yeah, I guess so Yeah I've asked my husband off behind the scenes. Yeah, I'm I'm not happy. He says I don't flash enough

So it is the thing that guys just We're always hoping you will and it doesn't take very long It is it is a fun thing when you get flashed as a guy. Really? What a treat. By your wife. Truly, truly. In all honesty, with all the... Nipe, you don't have a wife so I can't ask you. But in all honesty, even after I've been with my husband for 11 years,

and I'm heavily pregnant, you guys still just like seeing a boob? Honestly? I don't think it's necessarily good. You're really pregnant you guys still just like seeing a boob. Mm-hmm Just as good as day one it's like that one thing in life that does not like it just never gets old But it's your preference to bum flash or boob flash. You don't want a vag flash. Do you? Every day One you just mentions quite a confronting flash. I know so. You're just like, oh, there it is. Yeah. I love a bum flash too though. Little cheeky like skirt up bum flash.

So I just never knew this. Even after all this time, you still just like seeing a boob. You just are simple creatures. I think it's even more than the boob. It's just the fact that you're willing to have a little bit of fun. You know, in like a normal situation, maybe you're just cooking dinner and just pop it out. You know, it's not so much seeing it.'re just cooking dinner and just pop it out. Yeah.

You know, it's not so much seeing it, it's just the being like, ah. See, I won't read the name just in case, because I don't think people realise when they text their name comes up a lot. Eight years with my wife and a little titty drop would make my day. Really? This is actually genuinely like, I think good information. I had no idea just a simple little boob flash would just cheer the husband up for ten years up. Did your mum just text? No that's not my mum thank goodness.

Philippa? She's just one L. Different L yeah different Philippa. And what's the difference between a boob flash and a titty drop? Well I guess it depends if you have babies or not and how low they hang. Mine's mine's titty drops by this point. He pulled the top of it and it's just blblblbl. I just lift up the bottom of my dress and if I'm facing one way he gets my bum and the other way he gets a tit. It's all good. The Clint Megan Dan podcast. It's Clint Megan Dan's. I love towns of flight. Has recently gone without a pilot for 10 minutes. So apparently the main pilot, the captain of the plane left to go and have a break, left the copilot in charge, which happens I think quite often on commercial flights. But unfortunately, the copilot of the plane fainted. And so the captain who was out of the cockpit didn't realise this and came

back after 10 minutes and realised that the copilot had fainted. Fainted, fainted for 10 minutes, there's no way. Yeah. And so the plane was flying along and I know that there's autopilot and stuff, but I think that has to be monitored. And so he, the plane was just flying along, no one knew it was flying along, and I know that there's autopilot and stuff, but I think that has to be monitored. And so he, the plane was just flying along. No one knew it was flying itself. I was scared of faint for 10 minutes, when I fainted it's a couple of minutes.

I've never fainted. Really? I've never lost consciousness. Really? I'm a fainter, I do it all the time. I've never seen you faint. We've worked together for nearly three years. Yeah, but there was never done anything

that would cause me to faint. What causes you to faint? It used to be injections and needles, but now after all the late tests and poking and prodding I've had done anything that would cause me to faint. What causes you to faint? It used to be injections and needles, but now after all the late tests and poking and prodding I've had with pregnancies, I'm pretty good with that now. What else makes me faint? Oh, oh, when I had my last iron infusion,

I fainted and then threw up. I normally faint then vomit. Oh, your faint throw up combo, that's the worst. I don't wanna witness that. Yeah, yeah, luckily my husband has learnt that if I faint, get a bucket. It's like straight away. Get her onto a side in the recovery position.

Yeah, not good. And if you want to buy a house, then the maths has been done for you. If you've been told by anybody, like stop buying takeaway coffees, well if you were to do that and save that money directly, how long would you have to take? With compound interest and everything else?

Exactly, Clint. So if you buy a coffee a day for $5.50, which by the way, I think is actually relatively cheap for coffee these days. Yeah, they can get close to $6 now. You could save $2,007.50 a year. If you do that every year with a 5% return each year, you'd have $26,000 after 10 years,

$69,000 after 20 years, and $138,000 after 30 years. So you could have a deposit in 30 years. No, hold on, you said a deposit, you said we could buy a house. No, just a deposit, I think. Unless you buy a very cheap house. Gray mouth or something.

Even then, like, if you're buying an Auckland, what'd you say the last figure was? $60,000. $69,000 after 20 years. That's not even a deposit for a house in Auckland. No, so you'd have to do 30 years and get a deposit at $138,000 after 20 years. That's not even a deposit for a house in Auckland. No, so you'd have to do 30 years and get a deposit at 138,000. What a ridiculous fact that is.

You said to Meg. No, not to Meg, whoever put that together. If you're having breakfast at a cafe once a week and then stop doing that, so once a week you don't go out for your Saturday brunch, 20 bucks, that would save you $70,000 after 30 years. Yeah, but wouldn't you be miserable 30 years from now? Well that's the thing, I think they're sticking up for the people that have been told by maybe older generations, like just stop growing out for breakfast.

It's like, well, it's a little harder than that. The things that are stopping people getting mortgages from what I understand is the afterpay accounts, it's the short-term loans, it's all that kind of thing that compounds up the odd coffee every now and then is not gonna break the bank. Surely. I agree, I agree. Meg, this'll rock you up. Costco ended up having a whole lot of cheap butter for sale

because it's like the most expensive thing to buy right now. It's always quite cheap. It's about, I think it's a kilo for $10. We try and get our hands on it. Yeah. Whereas you're paying about 10 bucks a pound. So it's kind of like half price at Costco doing 10 bucks a kilo. 13,000 kilos. So you're like oh my gosh it's queue up and there were

massive massive queues and you're going to get their hands on it but then they went and did a limit of 500 units per person because of businesses so Meg if every business took 500 units and there were 13,000 units, how many businesses before everyone missed out? Clint, don't do that to me. How long have we got for the maths? That's the more of a question. 13,000 divided by 500. Okay, 13 divided by 0.5. Oh Clint, please. I beg you. This is the last thing I want to hear from you.

How many times does a half go into 13? Nothing. He could be speaking French. OK, OK, OK. Meg, how many times does one go into 13? 13. OK. So 26. Yes!

Yeah! She's done it! She's a match position! Sign her up for Mensa. So 26 businesses, if every business decided to buy 500, which they wouldn't have, but... But yeah, there are... It is a wholesaler though, it is a wholesaler. It's sold out almost straight away,

so there are a lot of disappointed people who lined up and queued up for hours to get their hands on a $10 kg of butter. I have been saying Meg's got a butter tuna at home, we've got a good attitude and we want to make some money why don't we release our own line of Mego Lee. Yeah but we need a cow. Our producer Carl was working on the cow. Whenever somebody says to me, yeah that's right. It's hard to get a cow like that Farmers are just weird about bringing cows into radio studios. I don't get it.

We'll go to the cow. I will milk a cow. Oh, okay. Oh, that's an option. Yeah, we can work on that. I will go after the show and milk a cow and bring it into the studio and me can churn it. How about that?

Whenever somebody says just make your own, cream's just like expensive as well. You know what I mean? Like it's not like cream's super cheap. Not if I sneak into a milkery. Is that what they call it? No, producer Carl. It's called a farm, Dan. There is actually an agricultural studies at a school just down the road from me and they have cattle.

But I'm not sure whether... Yeah, but I don't know if they have the boy kind or the girl kind. Maybe they have both. Hit them up, producer Carl. That's literally just five minutes from my house. And don't forget, Carl, if we do this, I want a bonnet while I'm gonna see my producer Carl, that's literally just five minutes from my house. And don't forget Carl, if we do this I want a bonnet while I'm tuning. Okay, like a Volkswagen kind of vibe or a Volvo? No, no, no, like a little hat. Got it, okay. And I want some overalls if I'm doing milking.

At the milkery. At the milkery? Okay, enough. Isn't Joel Little gonna be joining us on the show in like 20 minutes? Because he could be... I'd imagine these people when they're driving to the interview they probably listen to the show and they'd be like what the hell is this? Are you saying he could have a cow? No! Oh.

Clint, Megan Tan, Stinky Boop. We were recording our OnlyFans podcast which sits along our show recap podcast. If you want to get hold of it it's a little bit more like the Wild West day we get away with a lot more than we would ever get away with on radio I wouldn't listen if you're offended easily you can get you just text podcast and to 3343 we'll send you the link but we were talking to Amy who was a beauty technician yeah and she got talking to us about some of the celebrities that she's had come in over the years uh-huh and JK Rowling was of them. And Amy said this is what she popped in for. It was actually a spray tan for one of her big birthdays.

Yeah, so she's getting all dulled up. Because I guess it makes sense if you're coming over to New Zealand, whether it's for a gig or whatever it might be, if you've got a big event, then you're gonna do all of those normal things, like a haircut or a spray tan or whatever it might be the day or two before the big event and you don't always get a chance to do it from wherever

you're from and then fly to New Zealand. I found that most celebrities when they come over here to New Zealand, especially singers, seem to get a tattoo. I mean Rihanna got us her tattoo, recently Dua Lipa did, Gracie Abrams I believe got a tattoo when she was here as well. Yeah, Bieber got a tattoo. What is it about New Zealand tattooists? Like better than the rest of the world?

I think we've got really, really high quality tattoos here in New Zealand. But maybe they go to every country and get a little tattoo. I know Clint famously you've said that Ed Sheeran goes to your dentist. Yeah, last time he was over on his big tour he needed to get some dental work. So now in my dental clinic there is a photo of Ed Sheeran and then all the dentists all around him and he's smiling with his pearly whites I know Bishop Brian Tameka used to come into my petrol station oh really yeah okay he was probably the most famous person I saw yeah we'd love

to do normal workplace celebrity encounters so you just do a normal job but then you're like oh my god what are doing here? They had to come in and get something. Brad Pitt in the McDonald's drive-thru? I'd love to know what Brad Pitt... Just like a couple of weeks back? Yeah, I'd love to know what he was ordering. I think it was, I'm assuming a quarter pounder because then they gave every Brad a quarter pounder.

Was it a quarter pounder? I don't know. McDonald's did a big thing. If you could prove you were Brad, you got a free... He is quarter pounder energy, Brad Pitt. Really? free... He is a quarter pounder in G Brad Pitt. Really? Yeah, I love a quarter pounder. Oh my goodness me. Focus Dan.

I'm sorry. Stay on task. Um, yeah, normal workplace celebrity encounters. If you've had a celebrity pop into your workplace, you just do a normal thing. Because I guess if you're even like a plumber, and then all of a sudden you go knock on the door and you find out, huh, you're at Chris Warner's house. Imagine. He needs plumbing work done if there's out, huh, you're at Chris Warner's house. Imagine. He needs plumbing work done if there's a pipe that bursts.

Plumbing Chris Warner, that would be amazing. I mean, you've got some big celebrity, like maybe Jason Momoa was in New Zealand for a while. Maybe he did a wax on him or something. Yeah, he used to get his hair done. Yeah. Yeah. He's got stuff.

Sure. So if you have a story, we'd love to hear from you. Oh, 800 Edge. We've got a double pass to our favourite story we will send out. It's our must-see movie at the moment, and it's probably my favourite movie I've seen all year. Final Destination Bloodlines. It's in cinemas right now. The deaths are so creative, gory and comedic all at the same time. Clint loves a creative death. Because the whole time you're watching,

you're like, how are they going to kill this guy? Because you know he's next in line if you've never seen Final Destination, it's like death comes back and tries to get people who have escaped death. And you can start working out the order of who's going to die next. And so the whole time you're like, how are they going to get him?

And I guess the whole time the movie is trying to come up with a creative way that you weren't going to pick. Yeah, yeah. I saw some marketing for that. It was a big sign on the back of a log truck, so I thought that was very smart. Clever. Yeah.

Final destination out in cinemas now on the back of logging trucks. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. We wanna hear from your normal workplace celebrity encounters after we had Amy tell us how she sprayed in JK Rowling. And we were like, it must happen more often than we think.

So who's the celebrity that just cruised by your workplace? Some good ones and some weaker ones. Yes, I mean, someone did some work for Suzanne Paul's mother. Right. What was it they delivered something? A cupboard to Suzanne Paul's mum. You might remember her from the infomercials with a natural glue. Oh, I saw that.

Somebody saw Dan Webby out and about. Oh, and there was a... Oh God, how embarrassing. There we go. Sorry, what's your name? Oh, Henri. Henri, I remember you. I was at the zoo and you made me a coffee and I will say delicious. There we go. Sorry, what's your name? Oh, Henri. Henri, I remember you.

I was at the zoo and you made me a coffee and I will say delicious. And how was he in real life, Henri? Was he, did he seem... Did he? Real life? Did he kind of... I'm not gonna lie.

He wasn't like as bonkers as he usually is like on the radio, you know what I mean? I wasn't at the zoo, but he was jumping around, would I? That's why he needed his coffee. I think he was trying to behave for his mummy now and he ordered a decaf coffee as well. What else? I didn't want too much caffeine. I was with my mum. Okay, me and my mum went to the zoo. Sue me. What else did you notice about Dan?

Well I'm not going to lie, he was a lot taller in person than I was expecting. He is taller than tall? He has short king energy. He has short energy, yeah. Yeah, he's got victim energy, I'm not gonna lie. Victim energy. Alright, okay, well this has been scathing, but I will say. No, no, sorry Dad, sorry Dad, I'm probably funny.

You're a nice guy though, I'm not gonna lie. He did his please and thank yous. Good manners. Yeah, yeah, for sure. He was like, oh thank you so much. Oh, nice tip. I don't know, I try to be cool around people that are on TV or whatever. Like, oh, hey man, love your work.

I don't want to be like, oh, can I have your autograph please? Oh look, I was signing autographs for my... I've never signed one before, but it's the first time for me. All right, thank you so much. The text Ali Goulding came into our store to buy some snow gear back in 2014. A real celebrity. And this one also exciting, can't chat, but we flew Dua Lipa over to Waiheke on her recent trip to New Zealand last month.

Chopper pilot maybe? Yeah maybe, and this person here, we served pink at a bar I used to work at, she left a massive tip and the boss kept the whole lot pricked. Oh my god. I thought tips are supposed to be shared. Another Dan one. My flatmate sat next to Dan on a flight. We didn't talk because I don't talk to people next to me.

Oh that's so awkward. I love this one. We'll get to the phones. Somebody's called Jack Black in Kumyu. Chit chatting. He's such a nice guy. My't think we'll get to the phones. Um, somebody's called Jack Black in Kumyu. Chit chatting. He's such a nice guy. My God, he's one of the best. Yeah, Meg and I interviewed Jack Black a year ago. And he was. He's the best interview I've ever had.

Just a lovely guy. How you want him to be. Exactly how you want him to be. Okay, hi Vanessa. Hello, how are you? Good morning. Good morning. So who was the famous person that bumped into you at work?

Well, I was working in London looking after a lady that was bombed in the Brighton bombing in 1984 by the IRA. The person that was bombed was a lady named Lady Tibbet. Her husband was Margaret Thatcher's right-hand man. Wow. So I went to a function with them where they were opening a RAS airport over there and there was the Queen there. The Queen.

And Margaret Thatcher. That's who it was. Wow. Goodness me, the Queen. Oh my god. Margaret Tevett, I just googled her, amazing woman. I don't think I'd be a froth the queen. To me she's just an old lady I don't know. I'd be like one of my nana's friends.

Like I wouldn't get excited about that. She's done incredible things. She's an amazing lady. But if I met her she may as well be one of my nana's friends. You know when I went to her recently, I was in London, I went to see where she's buried, Queen Elizabeth, and I accidentally stood on her grave, and one of the men told me to get off it. I wasn't supposed to stand on top of it.

Bump into her work, Dylan. Sorry? Who'd you bump into at work, bro? So when I was working in England, I was working in a hotel, and we actually had Frank Williams, who used to own the Williams Formula One team, and his family come in for lunch. Oh yeah, actually had Frank Williams who used to own the Williams Formula One team and his family come in for lunch.

Oh yeah, Frank Williams. He left a large tip. No he didn't but that's okay it was still quite a good experience just to see him. In Woodyhouse? And then there was a... So when I was working down in Turangi at a luxury lodge down there, I had Paul Allen, who co-founded Microsoft with Bill Gates, coming for dinner.

Big tip! Big tip! Big tip! Yep, he was actually staying at the lodge, so yeah, he did a tip at the end when he left, which got split between everyone, which was nice. Substantial in the amount of... Oh no I can't remember. If it could be split between everybody. I think it was Bill Gates and he had a figure on the tip. Much better story.

But it was, you know, nonetheless. Hey Dylan we'll send you a double pass bro to our must see movie Final Destination Bloodlines. It's in cinemas right now. So I couldn't give it to the guy who saw Dan I just don't know if it was yeah yeah we wanted true celebrities yeah yeah yeah Joel Little is going to be joining us in studio next now he is a celebrity yeah oh yeah with Taylor Swift Lord some of the best pop stars in the world yeah all right we'll chat with him next. Joel Little joins us in studio this morning and he is a producer, musician, a Grammy Award winning songwriter. I actually started going through Joel, a few more people you work with outside of Lorde and Taylor Swift. Sam Smith, Majord Dragons, Ali

Goulding, Khalid, Jared James, Sean Mendes, Amy Sharpe, Goodnight Nurse, Noah Khan, Jonas Brothers, Niall Horan, it's mental the amount of names that you could drop in conversations. Yeah, it's cause I'm old now, I've been doing it for so long and I'm just ticking off the full list of pop stars, eventually. Is there still somebody on the bucket list that you're like, I would love to work with them?

I'd still love to work with Adele. I feel like Adele would be awesome. Oh yeah, she'd be amazing. Who would you never work with again? I don't know. I'm not sure. I definitely won't. Funny though, Dan was saying, cause you've got. Who would you never work with again? I know that. Definitely not. Funny though, Dan was saying, cause you've got a studio in your house,

he was like, what happens when Taylor Swift comes over? Like how much do you clean up and tidy up things? There's a lot of running around and frantically plumping cushions and vacuuming. Just a quick run round with the Dyson, eh? Just to tidy up. Just, I've just got one simple little, also Taylor Swift question.

You know nothing about Reputation TV coming out, Taylor Swift. There's rumours of the AMAs. I don't know. Trying to read your face right now. No, I'm just trying to see if there was a lie in there, but I think that's true. I'm not a good liar. Yeah.

Now we could chat to you about so much stuff, because you've got a almost four-year-old, and with you travelling to the other side of the world so often, I was like, you must have some great hacks about travelling with kids as well. Just as much screen time as there. We kind of limit the screen time at home, but then once we're on the plane, it's a free for all.

Yeah. Hi Goldie, she's listening by the way. She was super excited. I was telling her I was coming in here. So hi Goldie. Hi Goldie. Should have brought her in. And how's things for you?

How are you? You must be very busy at the moment. You're going back and forth to LA. Yeah, yeah. Generally back and forth between here and LA, trying to like, always trying to keep that balance with the family as well, but um, and then we have Big Fan, our studio here, and then, yeah, and then the work that I'm doing with Music Helps to, you know, to help raise money so we can help charities that use music to support people across the country in various ways. Yeah, absolutely. The really cool thing as well, cause we'll chat about that a little more. The cool thing is you can just text MUSIC to 2448 and make an instant $3 donation. So easy.

Yeah, and I think that's probably if you are like, yeah. It's not even a coffee these days, right? You used to be able to say, oh, it's the price of a coffee. It's at least half a coffee. Yeah. And a lot of the profits from the New Zealand Music Month t-shirts also donated to Music Helps as well. So what's it doing in New Zealand? Music Helps? Yeah. Music Helps is New Zealand's biggest music charity. It funds hundreds of projects across the country that use music to help people in various ways, like music therapy, they go into like respite care and help people,

they go into rest homes, they do all sorts of stuff. They're just people from all sorts of different walks of life, just community groups that need instruments, they bring small local communities together to make music. There's just so many different ways that music's used to help people and music helps kind of helps felicitate that by felicitate? Facilitate? You're still the one you meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Felicitate is a good word.

I was so unfair if I said that these boys would not let me lay like that. Oh, it would be ridiculous. Yeah, it's true. Felicite is a good word. It's so unfair if I said that, these boys would not let me blame them. Oh, it would be really bad. It's a dream. Yeah, it's a dream. I will let us live. I'm glad I noticed. No, that's all right. We could actually put that

in a highlight reel for Friday. Felicite, yeah. Yeah. You words. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. It's a great, great cause. And yeah, like you say,

easy to just text and donate $3 and help out. Have you heard about our band? That's... No, what's the story? Well, we started 30 days ago. I would say easy to just text and donate $3 and help out. Have you heard about our band? No, what's the story? Well we started 30 days ago, we wanted to see if it was easy for three friends who had never played a musical instrument before in their lives to make a band. We've got our first performance this Saturday.

We're called MCDC. MCDC? That's me, that's me. Meek and Clint and Dan and Clint, he chose the name. We didn't do much thought into the name, if I'm honest told. I like it. It was that or the shite stripes, so I mean there's... I mean that also has its merits.

Yeah. Yeah, so we're playing to a crowd of 80 at Olivia's 40th at an RSA with a bunch of her Navy friends. Amazing. It should be fun. Yeah. Wait, have you guys recorded a song or are you...? Well, we just... That was our next question.

Can we come to Bukka? Yeah, we do need... a song? Well we just... That was our next question, can we come to Big Cat? Yeah, we can! And record our album, for free! We've just learnt one song, we've all learnt Teenage Dirtbag. Oh amazing! Hell yeah! Brendan Brown, the lead singer, is going to be chatting to us on the show after, right? He's had a bit of a listen, so he'll give us some pointers. It could be a cease and assist.

He's just coming on to be like, please stop playing my song and butchering it. We tried really hard. Yeah, what is the thing, you know, when you're sitting down with say Lorde or Taylor and you go, right, we need a big banger. Where do you start? What does the song have to have for it to be great if we decide to start doing originals? Oh man. I mean, with those guys, it's just, it's all about their personality, right?

So I'm not sitting down with Taylor and saying We should write a song about your ex-boyfriend like she she she always has ideas so does so does Lord Yeah, it's about them putting their own personality into I think is what makes it special right so yeah Yeah, I'm excited Lord's got new songs Have you had any pre listens to what we're gonna be getting? No, all I've heard is what everyone else has heard, but I think I'm gonna see it next week And she's yeah, she said she'd play me some stuff so I can't wait. What a privilege to be in that position where you've just got these people just

coming and just playing them your show. Very lucky yeah I'm excited for that. I know it won't be the case but how's your poker face if she plays you something it's absolute shit. That was really good Lord. Not that it could be even possible. Yeah, no exactly. Like I say, I'm bad at lying, but I don't think that'll be the case. Yeah, I think so.

It's very unlikely. You must have so many stories that you're not allowed to tell people. Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, I can tell you guys off here, but I can't. Yeah, nothing I can say. Don't do that. It's too full of secrets. Tell us.

I'll leave the room. OK. Hey, well, we love and appreciate the work you're doing in giving back to an industry that is very close to your heart and is giving probably you so much. Exactly, yeah. Thank you man. If you do want to donate, like I said, super easy, just text MUSIC to 2448, it's an instant three dollar donation so if you can spare the three bucks and half the people listening

did it, I think Joel's job would be done for the rest of the week. Yeah, exactly. Thank you very much, man. And we love seeing you just kill it on the world stage as a Kiwi. Just representing us, man. Thank you. Thanks very much, guys. Producer Kyle joins us in studio as well this morning because he made a new adult friend, which is a big deal.

It's a big deal. Especially when you're a parent, you know, you don't have a lot of time It's a big deal. It's a big deal. It's very strange. Especially when you're a parent, you don't have a lot of time to hang out with people and so the people, like the kids that your kid makes friends with, you kinda start getting more friendly with them because you've got more time in common and you see them more.

I haven't made a friend in years. Yeah, but when your little boy gets older, he'll make friends and if they've got cool parents, then you can make friends with them. That's what my mum says. My mum says this is how she found her friends is when her friend, me and my brother made friends and they made friends with the parents. So I'm very excited for this. I'm having a sloppy seconds. My son had a guy, a boy

over last, yesterday, his name's Noah and he was very polite and like a lovely kid and then all of a sudden you go, he's a good kid, he must have cool parents. And now me and my wife are more interested to come to see him. Yeah. And so at swimming, this is a swimming friend, every Saturday morning, my little daughter Goldie has made really good friends with Maddie. They love each other, they love seeing each other

and playing together. Maddie's another kid. Maddie's the other kid. Not the adult, no. Because that would be frowned upon. But her parents, they're cool people. So Michael and Brittany. And Heidi and I, we've met them and we're like, Michael and Brittany? Yeah, they sound cool. But her parents, they're cool people. So Michael and Brittany. And Heidi and I, we met them and we were like,

Michael and Brittany sound cool. They sound fun, don't they? They're cool, you know? Yeah, they got a good vibe. And we were like, man, we should, you know, we gotta try and be friends with them. They're cool people. And I got Michael's number one day, you know,

couple of weeks ago, and I've been like, how do you do that? How do you get somebody's number? Well, I was like, oh man, the girls get along so well, yeah, we should get them together outside of the pool. Perfect. I've had a couple of people do that with me too, I've got numbers from that, so that's good, great.

Starting great. So yeah, going along, we're like chatting, hey, you guys gonna be at swimming tomorrow morning? Yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Oh yeah, the girls like, we should get together for that beer and stuff. Or had you talked about the beer? Yeah, we mentioned the beer.

Okay. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, he's playing it well at this point. I'm trying to play it cool here, all right? Your new friendship is so fragile right now. Like just the smallest misstep and they go, yeah, maybe not. He's a bit odd.

Maybe he's just a guy that I see at the pool sometimes that I don't use to hang out with in my spare time. Totally. Side note, you know, I've been sort of looking at my vitamin intake and going, oh, I should probably get like a B vitamin in my diet. And so as I was testing, no, no, no, wait,

it's all relevant, it's all relevant. It's all relevant. So as I'm texting, call Michael, my new mate, and saying, yeah, yeah, we'll catch up with that, yeah, yeah, trying to act cool. I go to type into Google, when's the best time to take a B complex vitamin? Brilliant.

Yeah, I can see why. Why were you thinking about this while you were texting your new mate? ADHDH team. Yeah multitasking mate. To my horror I then sort of like switch you know I kind of I'm not getting that answer and then I look at the text with Michael's dad and go oh I've asked Michael when should I take a B complex vitamin and I was like hmm. I would then quit the swimming group that I was going to and go to another one across town. I think it would have been okay if he texts back and goes,

oh mate sorry I didn't know about that because you could just be like, oh but the fact that he just saw it and then goes okay I'm back in the way now. He's gone and weird. Steve's texts through saying I feel like I've tuned into Swing or FM. Yeah. Okay well I have Michael's number. Eh? Yeah I've got Michael's number and we're gonna call him to see if the friendship's dead in the water or not. I know this is a lot Carl but it's all or nothing. Mike? Yeah g'day Mike. Yeah g'day Mike. It's Clint here. I work with um your new

friend Carl. Or is he your new friend that's the question. Yeah on the edge. Bro. Right. Yeah hey Mike. I'm not sure if you're listening but we were just talking about how Carl's been really enjoying having you as a new friend but he thinks he might have ballstead up with a text that he accidentally sent you and we're just wondering if it's done or is there still a chance to you know or is this conversation ruined it? Where was the point where it was? You guys were part of the conversation! Yeah, you want to stay friends.

We're wanting to help. You know you know must know Mike how hard it is to make friends as an adult. It is, it's really hard yeah yeah and it doesn't take much to stuff it up yeah so the floor is yours Mike oh yeah no no Kyle's a good rooster yeah he is I haven't really thought this phone call threw of him on his mic I just sort of started calling you in there and I was winging it and shooting from the hip. I've known Carl for a long time, long, long time, and he's a great dude. And what I would say is he's the type of guy that you give more than one strike you're out to. I think you give Carl three strikes. He's had one. This is probably two.

He's very kind. So he's got one. I'd say give him one more chance. One more, one more. Don't let the ginger be and throw you off. Yeah, one more chance. Oh,, one more. Don't let the ginger beat it and throw you off. I'll give him one more chance. Yeah, one more chance! Oh, that's great, thanks Mike! Sorry, I'm playing it cool.

Hey, you know, you too bro. Cheers. See you, Mike. Oh wait, sorry, before he goes, Michael, quick question. When's the best time to take a beat complex vitamin? I think as soon as you wake up in the morning. There we go, so he has an answer. Thank you for that. Oh my god, if he hasn't got the ick now, he never will, so I think it's as you wake up in the morning Oh my god, if he hasn't got the ick now he never will so I think it's a good thing I think we saved it

Oh thanks guys I do wish I'd thought the plan through a little more This is exactly why I don't make friends because you guys would do that to me So there's no point We want you all to ourselves I mean now when Carl and MC McPool are at work, oh my god the guys at work Oh how embarrassing was that and they've got something to, you know? This is so awkward.

Yeah, I think he was being nice on the radio. I don't think you were going to hear from him again. I want to move countries. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Fit the bill, win the wheel, $1,000 up for grabs if this is you this morning. Okay, so I figured that by the time you hear this I'll be well dead. So right now I'm ticking a few things off the old bucket list. And item number one, a full body waxing. So yeah just bear with me while I put the phone

down and... Ow! Go! Go! Go! Why would you not tell me you were starting with the eyebrows? My god! Anyway okay so I've got a thousand bucks to give away from my will and I can't quite remember... Ow! don't cheese no warning. I don't remember your name, but I do remember You had a dog growing up you're flatting and you've got a waxing horror style damn Oh cheese. I didn't even know you could get the waxing strips up there. Go on I'm not fighting but I do have a waxing horror story and had a girl growing up, so two of them. You've had a waxing like yourself?

Oh, god, yes. Well, if you don't meet kids at wax, you've gotta tell the lady about her tattoos down there. Oh yeah, no, that wasn't that. That's just standard these days. Yeah, they're like, oh, there's some tattoos. I went to a woman who made her own wax. She was called Sugar Waxing and it was so painful

she had to left me half-tufted basically. Okay. Half-tufted. My goodness me. I think, all right, well Uncle Will gets him from the grave, he has passed and left. He was half-tufted. His inheritance to you, if you can say yes to all three.

Dog flatting and a waxing horror story. Pass the security question and that thousand dollars is yours. Our long lost uncle Will passed away and we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the edge, Will to win. Jackpot or two over the last few days, a thousand dollars.

Uppercrabbs, if you can say yes to these three things and pass a quick security question. The person I'm leaving a thousand dollars to had a dog growing up, they're flatting at the moment, and they've got a waxing horror story. Honestly, I would say that this would be the three easiest things. Really?

Because I know, nearly every single person I know that has ever had a wax has had a horror story. A horror story, though? Yeah, I had a girl who had her eyelash, sorry, her eyebrows and the wax dropped into her eyelashes and they ripped them off at the same time. Wow. Wait, she was getting a downstairs wax.

No on her eyebrows. Oh I was thinking she's dripping it on her face. A little bit of splash back. I was like that sounds like an intern. No way on her eyebrows. But Victoria thinks she meets the criteria. Victoria, morning. Good morning.

What was your dog's name? We had three so we had a Sophia, Sapphire and a Milo. Three? Oh they sound like stripper names. Do you live on the farm or something? What are your flatmates' names? Sophia, Milo and... They're strippers too. And you've got a waxing horror story.

Yeah, so a friend in high school thought that she could wax my eyebrows for me and she put way too much wax on one of my eyebrows and took off over three quarters of one of my eyebrows. How does the conversation go after that? Was that awkward? Yeah, did you feel it and know or did you see her face and know? I didn't know until after she had pulled it off.

And she was like, oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you don't want someone to say that, sorry. I went around a couple of weeks with only half an eyebrow. How long does it take for an eyebrow to grow back? A long time. A slow growing eyebrow. Yeah, a couple of weeks. Wow.

And this was before the whole drawing on the eyebrow thing. Yeah, right, so like tattooing and stuff, microblading, not quite in there. Who knows, fast forward however many years and this story could win you a thousand dollars. Exactly. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, so Victoria, there is a security question that Uncle Will, because a lot of people have called up and said it's them, that money is left to. So, apparently, if you are the right person, you'll be able to answer this question in five seconds. Here it is.

All right, your question. Who was the singer who was getting waxed on the table next to me? Oh, calm down. It's not even that bad who was that? Easy one. Oh my gosh is that Gracie Abrams? Yes she is! Victoria you are $1000 richer my friends. Oh my god. Congratulations you were the person that Uncle Will was looking for. Yeah. Thank you so much. Do you have any words for the blessed Uncle Will, the lovely man he was? Yeah, obviously meant a lot to him. He was...

$1000. As much as he never remembered me, like we remembered him. What was your favourite memory of you and him? Yeah. Um, my first sip of beer. Hit me. Oh, he gave me a first! When you were about 8, yeah. A little bit younger, yeah.

Victoria, congratulations. $1,000, all yours. Thanks to Uncle Will. If you fit the bill, you could win the will. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Only four more sleeps to go until we take to the stage for the very first time. Clint Meaghan Dan are on a mission to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience and after finally locking in a gig to play. And Brendan B Brown from Wheatus listening in as well. Hello Edge Breakfast family, Brendan from Wheatus here. We are finally on the home stretch to MC DC's first gig.

How bloody good. 38 days from getting our instruments and picking them up for the very first time with no prior playing to performance. That's all it's taken. It's been a journey, hasn't it? I was thinking about it last night. We've come quite a long way

since that first picking up the instruments. Like I genuinely a couple of weeks ago thought we weren't gonna be able to do this also shout out to music works I don't think we're probably showing enough love for how generous they were and giving us instruments to learn with like brand-new gear my OCD was just loving the store as well it's set out but incredibly by the way Clint um I don't believe they've given them to us but we're borrowing them so you have to give that guitar back. No, I've given mine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, boys. I think we're giving the instruments back. What do you mean? But they don't have my number. And after this thing, I'm leaving the country. Actually, the owner did say if we wanted to, we could probably give away one of the guitars. Did he?

To ourselves. That's so cool. I want to say, though, I've loved every minute of learning the guitar. Me too. I'm actually going to be a little sad when this is all over. I would say though I've loved every minute of learning the guitar. I'm actually gonna be a little sad when this is all over. I feel like our last, you know, it's just gonna be done on Saturday. I think I'll be gutted. I felt really cool learning an instrument for the first time.

Dan says he's gonna keep learning. But that's what Dancing with the Stars contestants say when the show's over. Oh yeah. None of them do. You only came fourth or something didn't you? I'd keep going if I won it. Third. No, one extra. Oh yeah. Didn't came fourth or something didn't you? I'd keep going if I won it. Third. No, one extra. Oh yeah.

Didn't win though. No. I don't think Manu Vatuvai continued dancing either. He did for a bit. He did for a bit. He had some other stuff, didn't he? And then he stopped and then he stopped. Okay.

Okay, here we go. We're about to hear from Brendan B. Brown, the lead singer of Weedus. This is the first time of us hearing it too, by the way. I don't know if sometimes you would sit there and go, oh surely we've heard this. No we haven't. We're hearing it at the same time as you. They've been dealing with producers behind the scenes and this is the first that makes

you aware, hearing from Brendan. Hello Edge Breakfast family, Clint, Meg and Dan. Brendan from Weed is here. I watched your videos trying to do the Teenage Dirtbag Girl part. I have to say I'm impressed, more impressed than I thought I would be. You're asking me to judge though, so this is weird because that you know was the part was born out of necessity, I think you know that, and not out of a desire to be something that I'm not or whatever. I was just being a character in the song because there was nobody else to do it.

But after all these years, I still do it and it's become a thing. So you seem to have the advantage of having two lunatics and an actual female. Yes. Uh, that's interesting. Um, I should say that the song is genderless by design. Okay. Ooh. So...

I think he's leaning towards you. You, you're right. This is the part he's talking about, obviously. God, he does it well. And it's an iconic bit of the song. It's iconic. Yeah okay he carries on. I was really entertained by the whole thing. I love you all and I'm really impressed with your attempts and I hope to see you when we come down there to hang out with you next year. That would be wonderful. Let's do that. We'll open for them. Love to all you guys, love to

the breakfast crew. Edge Breakfast, you're the bomb. Bye. We opened for them with their own song. Yeah, with their own song, Badly Done. Yeah, I think it's nice, it's different. Now, produce Kyle tells me he's given individual comment on the three of our auditions, when we auditioned for that part.

Well, that was my worst audition as well. I know, I couldn't get my groove, I was so nervous. Okay, well I used a helium balloon and I reckon I could master the helium balloon much better. I feel like I didn't quite inhale enough of it. But there's what he said. Clint, high marks for ingenuity. Okay.

That's it! I felt like a butt was coming. Okay, that's it. Okay, Meg, there's what he said about your performance of the hyper. Meg, kudos to you. I really don't know how you tolerate those two. Thank you. Oh my gosh, I love him. Look what he said. You feel same. Yeah, thank you so much.

And Dan heard rumours that the lead singer actually dipped his male genitalia into salt water to help him sing higher. God knows how that scientific thing works. It was a rumor that went round. So that's what Dan tried to do. Dan, you really put yourself through pains for this. You suffered for the art as it were. I have to say I'm impressed. Shit. But... He hasn't given a final verdict though, has he?

No. Producer Carl, that's all the audio you have given me. For today there is the last bit of audio where he goes through and makes comment on who he thinks should sing this part. You'd think he would go with Meg knowing that we have a female in our band and when they wrote the song they didn't. Seems to be a bloody big fan of her already. But it's a guy pretending to be a girl and that's what's made it famous. That's why it's iconic. Okay, so we find out tomorrow. I've got that clip I'm going to give it to you. It just wouldn't load today for some reason. So yeah, tomorrow.

Oh, that's a happy, that's a happy. He loves her taste, doesn't he? Very annoying. Stretch that out. Stretch out. Of content, obviously. Although that time at that party, remember? He did do that one.

School runs. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan scandal. Jennifer Lawrence has opened up about what her character goes through in the movie that she's doing with Robert Pattinson called Die My Love, which is really exciting. A lot of people are kind of like,

if you are maybe a millennial, you have had some sort of love for Jennifer Lawrence from The Hunger Games and love for Robert Pattinson from Twilight and the fact that they're now in a movie together there's a lot of people going wow this is a crossover I never knew I needed. I've always been surprised with Robert Pattinson's acting prowess because very good did you watch Mickey 21? Yeah a couple of movies I've seen recently he was in one with Willem Dafoe it was like a real dark kind of black and

white movie that I watched. I can't remember the name of it, but it was incredible. His acting performance is amazing. So he's a great actor. Yeah, he's very, very good. And I think she's amazing too, and she's been doing more like heavy hitting movies that aren't the big blockbusters anymore. She's an Oscar winner.

She is indeed. She spoke about postpartum and having children and how it changes your life. She is, me and her are very close in age actually and we've both got two kids or I've got mine on the way and she's just had her second. So feel very similar in those, if you can be similar at all to Jennifer Lawrence. Where do the similarities end here?

That's about it, Clint. So we're at the same age and we've got two kids. If I compare myself to Brad Pitt, I would get reamed. No, he's got like five adopted kids. Thank you, Dan. So you can't compare at all, really. Yeah, yeah, I would get reamed. No, he's got like five adopted kids. Thank you Dan, so you can't compare at all really. Yeah, yeah that would be about it. But I think I think there's something universal about motherhood. I can definitely, that I can, I know that just because she's Jennifer Lawrence doesn't mean she doesn't feel the things that I felt when going through labor and postpartum and I

think it was really cool she opened up about it. Having children changes everything it changes your whole life it's brutal and incredible it's almost like feeling like a like a blister or something like so sensitive so they've they've changed my life. And then she goes on to talk about postpartum. So they've changed my life. And then she goes on to talk about postpartum. There's not really anything like postpartum. It's extremely isolating. But the truth is extreme anxiety and extreme depression is isolating.

No matter where you are, you feel like an alien So with postpartum your hormones go from about taking a hundred birth control pills a day So the same equivalent of hormones to going to zero within three days It's the biggest hormonal change any human being will experience in their lives So that's what postpartum is and that's why it's such a crash when also you're on like no sleep You've just gone through something that's with no matter how the baby came out it is something that is something had to open up or be cut open or it's your body is broken at a point it's interesting you hearing her talk quite seriously because yeah she's quite a quirky funny person and you see her in

interviews and you always laugh along with her and that correct me if I'm wrong me but it sounds like that kind of thing, like postpartum is not talked about enough. It isn't. It is very- Like a lot of things with motherhood. Strange. It's a really strange experience. I recorded myself every day after my postpartum,

day one, day two, day three. I think I did the first week just into my voice notes. I listen back now and it's just like delirium almost. It's very bizarre to listen back to it. um very cool she's opening up and a lot of support in the comments of women saying they feel seen and heard and they had the same experience whether she's a movie star or not doesn't it doesn't change your hormones. It's even just a massive adjustment to your lifestyle going from say being important in so many facets of life to now feeling like

you're only important to one person, this child, and everything else is kind of sacrificed for that one important role and trying to get your life back. You're expected to be in the best part of your life. You've just had a baby, it should be happy. What a blessing. And you're like, why am I feeling like this? I can see why it's really challenging. Yeah, leaking boobs and wounds healing and it's a's a whole it's a whole thing. Yeah. Yeah Just me in a couple of months boys Yeah, you'll be great. Don't want you can do it again

Something has opened up in New York, which I think would I well, you know what? I think I would go off here because I would attend it but maybe I'm wrong and there isn't a need for it here in New Zealand. It's called the early birds clubs and it is one part of it is that I believe it's only women allowed in these clubs and if we did it here maybe you could have both men and women but it is called a dance party for ladies who still have shit to do in the morning. So it's a club that opens at 6pm and closes promptly at 10pm so you can get home and get a good night's rest and still have stuff to do the next day. So they're playing like closing time at 9.45. Yeah, but everything else about the club scene is that you're still drinking, there's still lights, there's still DJs, it's all exactly the same.

It's just shifted a few hours earlier. And no men. This one is no men, yeah, in particular. I wonder why they've eliminated men from it, is it because to get rid of the one-night stands and the crazy... There must be some women who also want to go out and find somebody, like find a man to dance and hang out with and still be home at 10. Yeah, I'm sure there is, and maybe there's somebody else going from that club, but for some reason they've done it as more like a like, go out with the girls and have a dance and stuff and don't worry about,

you know, having to get talked up or stuff. Well, not many that I know that also that want to be home at 10. Exactly. Dan? Yeah. Yeah, as weird as I'm thinking 10's a bit late. Yeah, no, Dan would be leaving at 9.30. Would be off at 9.30 I think. Tens of it late! It is a bit late.

I'm like, guys, are we gonna stay for the whole night? If you're getting a babysitter as well, you know, you gotta- I'm gonna kick ons at 8.30. Yeah. Kick ons don't start at 8.30. So this is how it's described. You fantasize-

Please, it's a kid's birthday. I'm gonna kick, Clint's kick ons is the start of his night. This is how they describe it. This is a kid's birthday. Clint's kick-ons is the start of his night. This is how they describe it. You fantasise about it. Just a few hours to let loose, move your body, shake off stress, feel alive, don't dance and have a drink. But dance clubs don't get... You know, don't start playing music till midnight.

You've got work, family, a million other things to do in the morning. Guess what? We've got you. Welcome to the Early Birds Club, a dance party inspired by the bygone night spent clubbing with your girlfriends, but now on a much more reasonable hour, six till 10, I think it's brilliant. I love the idea. And you know what, you could still go to it if you're wanting an all-nighter.

Cause you could go there, like it just means you don't need to do pre's, you just go to the club. It's dangerous, it needs to be a club that's not near any other clubs or bars. Because otherwise, that's the point. All of a sudden you have about six rosés deep and then, well before you know it, you just cross the road to the bar that's still open. It needs to be in the middle of nowhere.

So the best thing you do afterwards is Uber straight home. How good's a rosé? I think you didn't strike me as a rosé guy. No, because it's all girls. I was just trying to pick a, I don't know, a drink that my wife's normally into most of the time. Oh look, Karen has said the Royal Hotel in Palmy is doing an early bird one in June. So maybe this is already happening.

Early start, early finish. I genuinely think of the main meets of New Zealand, like you crush at New Wellington, New Auckland, a club like that would go off. I used to, when I lived in Queenstown, I used to still do, I did breakfast hours down there, and I would go to bed and set my alarm for 10.30 p.m. to wake up and start getting ready to be able to go

and meet my friends who worked at the bars. Yeah. And then I'd meet them when they closed at about 11.30. I'd go and have a drink with them, and then they'd finish up and then we'd go clubbing. But I went to bed first, and then we'd wake up. Why is Dan nodding, going, yeah, yeah, yeah, like you? Because I'm imagining myself as Meg.

That's what I would do. Okay, would there be, would you be into the New Zealand version of this? I definitely would. I would genuinely go. If we could contact a bar. As far as a woman. Guys and girls.

Yeah, we'll do it. If we contacted a bar, let's say in Queensland, this is just brainstormed. And we were like, right in Queenstown, this is just brain storm. And we were like, right, let's start at 5 and finish at 10. And we get them to commit. We start at 6, that feels like 5 to 10 is 5 hours. Why won't 6 to 10? When am I going to have dinner? When am I going to eat?

Clint's got some stuff that will help. Who would be in? You've got to go home at 10 though, early Saturday first. If not enough people are into it then, I'm not gonna bother annoying the promo team for it. I genuinely think it would go, it would sell out. It genuinely would. We're just talking about the early birds club over in the States, which starts at six,

closes at 10, women only, and the place is packed every night, and we're like, would anyone be keen on this if we could make it a New Zealand thing? And it turns out someone may have been a stud. Yeah, so it looks like it's actually a thing called Bed by 10, and it does go around the country. It's coming to Auckland 26th of July,

which happens to be like my birthday weekend, which is 30 plus daytime clubbing. Now the only issue, it's really awesome, but I feel like they've gone a little early because it's Bed by 10, so it's four till nine. So it closes at nine and you're in bed by 10 You want to be you want it to be dark it will be dark as it's winter, but you know That blackout it would be weird in summer if you walked outside in the Sun was still up because by 9 you're pushing it

in some parts of the country at that point I Mean looking at the text machine now and on text 333343 if you agree, there's definitely a hunger for it. There's people that are listening right now that would be like, oh, I would be there. Samantha's keen. Oh yeah, hi Samantha. Hi.

Hey, so you've got a girls trip planned and this is kind of what you guys all want. You're like, I can't wait for my girls trip, but can we also make sure that we wake up at a reasonable hour? Make the most of the trip? Yes, no. Yeah, 100%. I would love to go out and party and then be asleep by 11am. That sounds like the ideal time for me.

When are you going to be in Queenstown on your girls' trip? The 11th of July. Oh yeah. Okay, we've got a month and a half to turn that around. That works. It's easy enough to turn around. All we need is a venue, some lighting, some good beats. We've got Sean Hill, the DJ, he can do it for free. Okay, that's exciting, that's not a bad date actually.

Michelle, you have a hotel? Yes, we've just recently taken over a bar and motel and restaurant in Christchurch. Oh, what's it called? Shout it out. It's the Highway Inn on Soyuz Arms Road. And you want to do a kind of like early birds club bed by 10 vibe sort of... Yeah well we're actually doing a bit of brainstorming at the moment to come up with some really good promotional ideas and I heard that one and that sounds perfect to me. So why don't we bring the party to you

and then we have the rooms there as well. And so after the party at 10, we'll call it quits, pull the speakers out of the wall and then we just go up and crash. Absolutely. And then in the morning you get a great cooked breakfast. Oh, it's a dream. Okay, okay.

Let's keep your details now. Now we're talking. Wow. If we can scratch each other's back on that one. Yeah. I mean, there is a company that's already doing it in New Zealand. Yeah, of course, but they're visiting, you know,

we could do this as a permanent thing. Yeah, and a bit of competition. Beep by 10, yeah, they said they did in Tauranga, they're doing another one in August, they're doing one in Hamilton in a couple of months as well. Yep, and in Auckland, so really cool. So check it out, like we don't have anything affiliated with them, but Beep by 10 is already happening. And a couple of months as well? Yep, and in Auckland, so really cool. Check it out, we don't have anything affiliated with them

but Bed by 10 is already happening. And if it was at a hotel like Risha was saying, you would definitely be in bed by 10 because you literally just walk upstairs and you're in bed. What's the ideal time though? Are we going like six till 10.30, bed by 11? Four hours is a good time, I reckon. No? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the hours is a good time, I reckon. No?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the best time that most, majority of people would agree? Six till 10, but I'd be 10.30, I'd be waiting at the door to get out, Dad. But if we're doing it, no, let me out. But if we're doing it with Rochelle in her hotel, we literally turn the music off

and you're in bed within like three minutes. Yeah, I do like that. 11, anything before midnight, I don't wanna see that like, If you're going later than 10 as well, it's almost that. And anything before midnight, I don't want to see that like... If you're going later than 10 as well, it's almost pointless. You may as well just keep pushing on. Yeah.

Alright? Me and Dan. Okay. Me and Dan are so different. The click lids kind of play. Me and Dan are going up to our hotel room and we're having a cup of tea in bed. Last time me and Dan went out together and partied,

we literally ghosted. Went back to the hotel, like got a late night dessert together, then went to be with a cup of tea. And we're bitching about people. Ha ha ha ha ha! That was fabulous! Oh god, we're bitched for an hour.

Clint, Megan, Dan. I was scrolling Instagram yesterday and there was a news story over the weekend, I think, of a ship over in New York that accidentally hit the Brooklyn Bridge. And sadly, two people have passed away after it and multiple people injured, over 20 people injured. And I saw multiple videos of the said incident

on social yesterday of people that were filming it and uploading it to social media. Now here's the thing, this is happening quite often now around the world where something horrific happens. And for whatever reason, people may be filming it. In this case, the Mexican ship, it was a lovely ship coming into the harbour, and so you'd imagine there'd be a lot of people filming it.

You know, going, oh, amazing ship. Yeah, and we film everything, even like dash cams, like everything's caught on camera these days. Yeah, and then it hits the Brooklyn Bridge, and maybe you might keep filming, because you're like, oh my god crazy This ship's at the bridge. But when you start to realize that there are people you drop your phone you drop your phone But not only only that they kept filming but the fact that people are uploading it to social media

multiple people as well I saw at least two videos yesterday on tick tock and Instagram of reels that people have shown Quite graphic images of people falling to their death. The disconnect people are facing these days, I don't know if it's because it's behind a screen and it links back to bullying or keyboard warriors of what you can say behind a screen is different to what you would say to somebody's face

and what you would film is different. But I don't understand how people can't disconnect that that person that was falling to their death. All I think about it is like, if that was my husband, or my best friend, or my coworker, and Clint, it was you that had passed away, and somebody just filmed it and uploaded it for views, it's so dystopian and insane that humans can do that

and just be so disconnected and not think, shit, that's somebody's brother, son, whoever, best mate, that that's now had a broadcast to death. The worst, most awful moment of not only the family's lives, they have to watch that and probably it will pop up, but that person's last moments on earth are just broadcast for somebody else to make money and get clicks. Where's the line though? Do you feel like if it's on a news channel? By telling us that there's a tragic accident. Well they would cut off before somebody passed away.

They shouldn't need me uploading it. News story or news channel or personal channel, it should not be there. And the thing that blows me away is that we're a generation where cancel culture has become a thing and we're very very quick to cancel people for sometimes quite small things and insignificant things compared to this. And yet we're uploading videos of people passing away, and it's becoming more and more common. And I think that is really one of the dangers

of social media. And there's talk about banning it for people under 16. And I think it's a really important conversation that we need to be having, because it is becoming so dangerous to be on social media And I was just scrolling yesterday It's not like it was in my algorithm It was just stuff that was popping up because it was trending and people were liking it and viewing this video

And commenting It's so it just blew me away And I suppose like even because I'm like where does Where does it move into this other space where, like if you were watching a Formula One race, Dad, and someone's gone and crashed their car, right? That's gonna be replayed over and over and over. If somebody died, I don't think they would.

With Formula One, they make sure the person's okay before they show the footage. So, and I think it's like that with a lot of sports, where there is a danger. They don't do a zoom in and close up until they know that everybody's okay. And that's professional broadcasting. The outcome of the accident determines

whether it can be broadcasted and whether people should be able to view it. It's like with you watching, I mean, I know you enjoy it, Clint, with like kids that get hurt videos, which I personally despise and hate. But these videos have been uploaded. Well, it's an Instagram page, yeah.

Because you can laugh, I guess, guess at them because you know the kids fine you wouldn't laugh knowing that that kid died yeah yeah of course of course you know of course you wouldn't but that's because you know that that's why the videos been uploaded but these people uploading them knowing these people passed away it's just such an unregulated medium that I think has grown so exponentially in the past few years that is just out of our control and stuff that is on there people are

watching and it's so so difficult to watch sometimes. That Instagram page of the kids getting hurt as a parent you should probably be aware of where the dangers are with how children can actually injure themselves because some of them you're like how the hell did they even do that? Sorry other people that would cause them laughter for me it would cause anxiety and panic attacks like okay I'm never leading my child out of my sight. They are never going to a playground ever again. Yeah I think it's a cool conversation to be had about what we upload and what we consume and what we share around. Yeah because there's just no regulation you could I could upload

anything right now and it goes onto people's feats It's a lot would change if people truly just that and did the whole a job thing of putting themselves in somebody else's shoes Yeah, for a few seconds before they made a decision people are texting through now just things that they've been served on their on their Feeds that they never wish they could have seen so hard done See it I once see it exactly holy shit. You made it the whole way through If you want more find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow! And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast, it is.