The Edge Breakfast - FULLSHOW Truth Booth: I was in love with my ex's....

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode of the Clint, Meg & Dan podcast with  Ash London, Meg joins the show with a heartfelt announcement about the newest ...addition to her family. The team delves deep into the scandalous Coldplay concert cheating drama that has taken the internet by storm, debating whether the couple got what they deserved. They also explore some of the most famous celebrity cheating scandals ever. Additionally, the Truth Booth segment features a caller revealing a jaw-dropping secret about a past relationship, and the team tries to hit the spot with Coldplay's 'Paradise'. Don't miss a second of this action-packed episode! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meg & Dan Podcast with Ash London02:44 Music and Concerts Discussion06:51 Relationship Dynamics and Humor10:18 Listener Engagement and Fun Debates14:10 Wedding Stories and Social Dynamics19:39 The Great Dickhead Debate26:30 Warriors Game Recap and Cash Giveaway28:21 The $10,000 Challenge29:33 Postcode Playlist37:56 Hit the Spot Challenge42:47 Dream Seat Contest46:40 Separate Bedrooms Discussion54:39 $10,000 Quiz57:06 Viral Coldplay Kiss Cam Incident01:06:18 Meg's Big News01:14:47 The Truth Booth: Shocking Confession01:23:06 Celebrity Scandals and Public Breakups

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Ever wanted to eavesdrop on a group chat that should never see the light of day? Congrats, you've found it. This is the Clint, Megan, Dan podcast. As the nation slowly wakes up from their slumber, these three have been awake for hours. Crafting their finest content, preparing the latest in music and celeb news, restocking the prize cupboard and sharpening their wit. And now they're ready. Put down your coffee, fasten your seat belt and turn up your radio because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan. With us London, good morning! Good morning!
Starting point is 00:00:55 Let us all have a lecker Halasema show today. Alright? What do you mean go really really badly and then at the last minute take it, like about 9am, we'll go really well. And just save the whole show. Yes. Oh my god. Yeah, 19 year old. I mean whether you've watched it, like sport, hate sport,
Starting point is 00:01:16 and we just, in a nutshell, we had a chance to win it multiple times. We couldn't, and then with 12 seconds to go, a 19 year old lad steps up, runs 40 metres through five professional NRL players to score. Big boy too, isn't he? Yeah, I've always said it's our year. Shut up!
Starting point is 00:01:31 Always said it. I've been saying it since day one. Dan did say you'd get a Warriors tattoo if we won. Really? I know, yeah. Oh god, I regret saying that now. Just a little one, eh? Just a little one on my leg. Have you got any tattoos?
Starting point is 00:01:44 I've got a tiny little paper plane on my foot. Cute. On your foot. It's a Taylor Swift one. So I don't know if it'll go very well with the Warriors, but anyway. I like that though, it's like both ends of the spectrum, of the sexuality spectrum.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Exactly. You know? You're the only person in the world, I think, that has a Taylor Swift and a Warriors tattoo. And those are the only two. Yeah, that Venn diagram is not crossing over often. No, yeah. By yourself in the middle there. Your, that Venn diagram is not crossing over often. No, yeah. By yourself in the middle there.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Your chance to win 10,000 bucks at seven and eight, the Truth Booth at 8.30 this morning. It's gonna blow your face off. Yep. And, oh yeah, also Meg wanted to catch up with us for something. Oh gosh, I'm so nervous and excited. She's being all sneaky.
Starting point is 00:02:22 20 past eight, she just set us a room on the show for me to come on this morning. So you read into that however you like. What could have happened? I don't know what she was waiting for. Why am I here again? Maybe it's another would you rather or something. Clint, Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Oh my gosh. About to jump into a 6am throwback. Are you excited for your Monday? Somebody to kick off your week. Kick it off, baby. I love a throwback. Oh yeah. Don't we all? Yes. We'll talk about this on the week in Katy Perry who's doing her world tour at the moment. It looks, I'm not a huge Katy Perry fan but it does look
Starting point is 00:02:55 like a pretty fun tour doesn't it? There's lots going on on the stage. Remember she did get a bit rolled for the awkward dance moves. But there's lots of pyrotechnics and floating things. It's very dramatic, pyrotechnics and floating things. It's very dramatic, very kind of Disney and otherworldly. It's actually, I find it's a female performer thing where it's like, if a female's performing, they put on a show with the music. If you go to like a male country gig,
Starting point is 00:03:19 you might be lucky if you get a shoey. It's true. But it's because there's no male pop artists, like solo male pop artists. Bruno Mars is one, but even then. He puts get a shoey. That's true. But it's because there's no male pop artists, like solo male pop artists. Bruno Mars is one, but even then. He puts on a show though. Yeah, but it wasn't like to the degree that Katy Perry does.
Starting point is 00:03:32 What about like Harry Styles? He doesn't, he just has the outfits. Yeah, it's just a stage. He doesn't need to though. Like he could come out in like, you know, a onesie and sit there and people would still be like, it was the best show I've ever seen. Yeah, and then just pull some girl from the crowd
Starting point is 00:03:46 who's got a sign, and that's like the highlight. Totally. Katy Perry dances with a poo at one point. So she's really putting it out there. What's the context for that? I don't know. It's just them doing one of the songs and it comes out of a toilet,
Starting point is 00:03:57 and then she dances with it. Another point, she's flying on a dragon, and this is what we're talking about on the weekend. She's like flying around the audience, and it's like suspended from the roof and she's on top of the dragon and the one of the ropes broke and she fell down a little bit and almost fell off the dragon. Stuff of nightmares. She's still going. Then she picks up singing again, hanging. Here she goes.
Starting point is 00:04:26 The same thing happened to Beyonce, remember? Beyonce was in the car. What's going on? Is there some stagey out there trying to take down female pop stars? I would be more worried for the people underneath it. Like, I mean, yeah, Katy Perry could fall off it, but she's still all harnessed in and things. I was like, major if you're underneath it and it fell and landed on the crowd. What a way to go though. What a piano. Oh the key, crushed by Katy Perry. Crushed to death by Katy Perry. She'd pay the family a couple million dollars each. Oh, she would. Well there's a few options team. I can't take it on, I like the end Cause you're hot and you're cold and yes then you're no
Starting point is 00:05:06 Last Friday night, yeah we danced on table top And baby you're a boy, you're worth my money Can I say something that's gonna blow your mind? Yeah. MasterChef Australia, the most famous show in Australia, everyone watches it, everyone knows it. The theme of MasterChef Australia is Hot and Cold by Katy Perry. Really?
Starting point is 00:05:24 So when we hear Hot and Cold, you'd never play Hot and Cold on the radio because it's that MasterChef song. Wow. And I heard that it's not the MasterChef song here. No, we don't really have MasterChef anymore, do we in New Zealand? We used to pinch the Aussie version. Yeah. We still have it and if any Australian hears your heart then yeah, they just go oh it's MasterChef. There's no chefs in New Zealand that matter more than Nadia Lim. You know, she's our shift. She's the nation's shift. OK, she's like the Julie Goodwin.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah, she is. So what's your faves, team? What's your favourite Katy Perry song? I do like raw because when Rick dumped me and I sat at the airport for two hours waiting for my flight home, crying to roll. So it's, you know... I like it for the exact same reason, actually.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah. When Ash got dumped. It was my lowest point. Okay, you gonna be okay though? Yeah I'm fine now because I'm married and I've got nothing going for him this one. He's got nothing going for him? You still haven't got feelings for Rick? Nah. Rick. The name Rick. I mean Rick. Yeah, this is going out to Rick.
Starting point is 00:06:23 There was a lot of video footage of her going around, almost falling off some dragon, butterfly creature thing in the sky. And had it have broken, because she sort of fell and then stopped, it would have landed on the crowd and God knows what would have happened. Much bigger story today had that have happened. That would have been a bigger scandal in the Coldplay thing. Yeah. The CEO would have been like, phew. Unless it landed on some cheaters. Imagine. And which has then some cheaters. Imagine.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Which has then, oh my goodness me. And then he'd also gone to the Katy Perry concert with his other side piece and then the camera just served it up on him. Boom. Alright, time for a little coffee catch up on what's been going on over the weekend with Clint Meaghan, Dan and Ash London. Yeah, I've got something to talk about because if I take this to the girls chat, they're just going to agree with me. They're like, you're absolutely right babe, but if I take it to my fellas, I know you'll be with me. I mean like you're absolutely right babe but if I take it to my fellas I know you'll be honest with me. So as you know I've been sick for the past couple of
Starting point is 00:07:09 weeks. Have you? Yeah but I've come good now. Right. You know the influenza's done. I'm coming good but it was a very rough patch right. Now when my husband is sick I put him to bed, close the door, I bring, without him asking, honey, lemon tea, I keep it, obviously, the bare minimum is I hit a child out of the room. Is he a man flu guy? Is he like one of those people that's like, oh, he's sick? No, he's pretty like, yeah, he tries to power through, but then he gets sicker and then he becomes useless and crabby.
Starting point is 00:07:38 So as soon as he gets sick, I always force him to rest and I'm sorry, how are you feeling? How are you good? Can I get something for you? I've organised a telehealth doctor's appointment. All you need to do is like I'll literally walk in the room with Dr Mahabharata and be like talk, go and get the medication like anything I can. When I get sick, don't get me wrong, he's awesome. Like he takes buddy to the zoo, takes buddy out of the house. He never asks, are you okay? Uh huh, yes. And I always feel like he resents me for being sick.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Like he thinks it's my fault. What a piece of shit. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I'd leave him. Donny! But is this a man thing where you just don't have the ability to like, are you okay, honey? Is it just, practically he's great.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Yeah. He cleans the house, he takes Buddy, but I want more than practically, I want some loving. The inside man arm. Yeah, the inside man arm. It's what you want. Yeah, but if I start being like over the top nice, cause in an exceptional circumstance like this, you need to be exceptionally empathetic.
Starting point is 00:08:39 The more I'm like, babe, what can I do? And are you warm enough? Then she thinks I'm trying to like get in there. And so she'll be like, just get out. That's unusual. That's like, I know. I'm just like, I know. I'm just like, oh, she sees my empathy as something.
Starting point is 00:08:54 So you can't be nice to your wife because she thinks you're a boner. Not if I'm too nice. Oh my God. She goes, why are you being so nice? Just stop, I'm sick. I'm like, oh, forget it. I think it's a guy thing. I'm like, oh forget it. That went-
Starting point is 00:09:05 I think it's a guy thing. I think I'd be very similar to your husband. Like I think I would do the bare minimum. Yeah. I'd offer the tea maybe a little bit, but apart from that, I'm kind of just like stay out of my way. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:09:16 A little bit goes so far. Like, how are you doing darling? I'm sorry that you're sick. Counts for 25 cups of tea. Yeah. Like it's one little thing like that. Like this is a hack for you guys. We just want to feel heard, seen and valued.
Starting point is 00:09:32 And in our times of sickness, that is simply, I'm so sorry you're sick. But you guys forget quickly. Like I feel like brownie points go up. Like you get a lot of them is what you're saying. But then they go up faster than milk in the sun. Soon as you're right, you'd forget all the things he did, I reckon. Yeah, but does that matter?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Because in the moment you may... Does to us, because we only do things to get the treat. To get him. Yeah, she's right, actually. We're like dogs. We'll do the thing you want us to do. And then we go, now where's the treat? Don't lump other guys in with your horniness, Clint.
Starting point is 00:10:00 We're not all like you. Bloody hell. I'm glad. I'm glad. Okay. So what are you doing nice things for? Just to have a lovely relationship? Oh man, a little bit of the stuff you're talking about. God. Hey, I'm not gonna say it.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Hey, no. We're simple creatures too, Ash. Just no kissing if she's sick. Alright, what's going on in your world? If you want to jump on the phones and let us know, say what you're thinking next. Absolutely anything. The floor is yours. Just let us know what's going on in your world? If you want to jump on the phones and let us know, say what you're thinking next. Absolutely anything, the floor is yours. Just let us know what's going on. Maybe no one in your world cares, we'll care. I wait under at the edge and we get a voucher that we'll... Yeah, we'll ask how you're going.
Starting point is 00:10:34 And then we'll send you on your way with a voucher to go spend in store Z. And then Clint will start flirting with you. That's how it works on this show. Clint Megan Dan, let's go! Say what you're thinking. I've got something on my mind I'd like to bring to the table. If you guys will humor me for a second, listening to a little bit of Backstreet Boys like everyone does in the weekend. Ooh, I'll stop you there, Clint. No, I did listen to the Backstreet Boys this weekend.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Yeah? Yeah, I listened to a bit of Millennium album. You two are meant to be together. Oh, my feed is just filled with everyone watching the Backstreet Boys at the new venue Is it the sphere? Oh my gosh. It looks incredible. It's so full-on. Are people getting crook though? I would get crook I'm watching it through the phone and I'm getting crook So if you've never heard of the sphere it's like this big sphere in Vegas and it's like it looks like a ball in the middle of the city and
Starting point is 00:11:22 Inside has got the biggest screen in the world and it wraps around the front so basically if you've ever been on the Motion Master at Rainbow's End it's kind of like that and so it feels like you're moving in there. Oh gosh. But they're using those really 90s Backstreet Boys graphics that are very much like... Windows pipes. Yes and like they're moving and they're on the stage and the stage is moving but then the screen behind them is moving in a different direction I would 100% throw up Yeah, how are they combating it?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Well apparently so people are getting sick in there and like feeling ill and nauseous because of the movement And so there is a message apparently at the start of the show that's like if you do feel queasy Just turn around and face the back of the auditorium Oh nice Imagine that if you're the backstreet boys on stage Half the people are just singing to the back of the auditorium. Imagine that if you're the Backstreet Boys on stage. Half the people are singing to the back of the heat. And all these people would be on girl strips in Vegas. They would be full of sugary drinks. So you're already in big bars. It's just a recipe for disaster I think.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Yeah I don't do well with a Motion Master for that reason. You know where I'm always trying to look to the floor or something and be like, you know, take my eyes off the screen. Yeah. But I'm glad for the Backstreet Boys that they're having a resurgence, they're getting some money back in their pockets. And because, you know, like we're at the age now, like their fans are now they've got money to spend on a girls weekend. Yeah. They want to reconnect with their youth.
Starting point is 00:12:38 It's like, it's their renaissance. One of the great Backstreet Boys songs, All I Have to Give, there's a line in there where it kind of sounds like the Backstreet Boys are singing about like, hey man, your boyfriend's been a little bit like of a loser, treating you like crap. Then come to me. Yeah. And I'll also treat you like crap. I think it's mean to be but I'll treat you better. But have a listen to this line and see if he even understands what the problem with her existing relationship was
Starting point is 00:13:07 and how he's going to fix it. Okay. Okay. When you talk, when you talk Does it seem like he's not even listening To a word you say So he doesn't listen. So what's he gonna do?
Starting point is 00:13:20 That's okay baby Just tell me your problems I'll try my best to kiss them all away What, it's fine? No, but listen, your boyfriend doesn't listen, tell me your problems and I'll listen But he goes, tell me your problems and I'll just make out with you No, he's just like, I... No, no, no, no, that's not how I...
Starting point is 00:13:41 Oh no, he's right, he is, he's saying we'll make out and your problems will disappear Yeah, no, it's not how I... Oh, no, he's right, he is. He's saying, we'll make out and your problems will disappear. Yeah, no! I've never read it like that! And it's like, no, that's probably the problem with the pre- with the existing relationship. She's like, I'm really feeling like... And he's like, shut up, babe. And he's like, man, does your boyfriend not listen to you? Come to me and I'll make out with you.
Starting point is 00:14:00 It's like, no, she just wants someone to listen. I've never thought of it like that. You're absolutely right. Shut those complaining lips, babe. Shh, shh, shh, shh she just wants someone to listen. I've never thought of it like that. You're absolutely right. You're like, shush those complaining lips, babe. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. Tell your other boyfriend that. Just come here, baby. I got you.
Starting point is 00:14:12 The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. There was something we talked about on Friday. Only Ash knows what it is, but she was talking with the boss about doing it at seven. And he goes, what is it? You whispered in his ear, and then he goes, no, no, no. 640, not seven, but you can do it at 640. And now I'm so intrigued.
Starting point is 00:14:27 That's the way we can't do it at seven. It's one of the greatest questions that could ever be posed. And it's very divisive. People are, you're either in one camp or you're in the other camp. But it's naughty, it must be naughty. But it is a bit naughty.
Starting point is 00:14:39 We'll get to it right after this. Clint and Megan Dan scandal. With Anshal and then we need to get that one updated. Brought to you by E! New Zealand. If you've got a dream, E! New Zealand's got your seat. You can apply now at dreamseats.co.nz. I didn't even know Charli XCX had a boyfriend and she's gone and gotten married over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:14:55 She's kept that quiet. She has. So she's dating the drummer from the 1975, whose name is George Daniel, which doesn't sound like a very rock star name. He's got one of those names where it's both the first name and another... I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:15:09 And I have this theory with celebrities that it's like the more lavish and over the top and the more expense has been spared, usually the shorter the marriage is, right? Like they're trying to like make up for something. So if that theory is true, then these guys are going to be married for about 120 years because they just got married at Hackney Town Hall. Now Hackney is a suburb of London, East London, very cool, a bit rough. They got married at the town hall, 20 guests and then they had the reception of the local Italian restaurant. Oh cheap. And they just walked there. Lovely. So people in Hackney are out living their best Sunday lives. Charlie XCX and George Danulopy, she's in a little white dress, not much makeup, she looks
Starting point is 00:15:48 beautiful and they just walk a couple of blocks down the road and just go smash a pasta. Do you think their weekends are kind of like so elaborate with maybe the way they party and the way they holiday that they wanted something different, whereas our weddings everyone wants them to be quite lavish because that's the exception. You want a break from your normal life. Yeah. And their version of a break from their normal life is just a normal Sunday out. Hanging out with 20 of their mates. Yeah, I love it, though.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I think that's probably why they kept it quiet as well, because it was probably it could have been easy for the paps to just get in there. That is true. Although, if I tripped over Charlie XCX in the street, I wouldn't know it was her. She's one of those people that's quite incognito. Like she's very good at like disguising herself and putting on a stage kind of persona. But I think when you see her in normal life, I think she'd be pretty incognito. Well she did rock the speed deal of sunglasses with the dress.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Oh my god. Yeah, it's very brat, which we would say. It's very brat. 20 people's not a lot. You've definitely pissed somebody off who's in your top 30 friends, but not the top 20. It's kind of like when Dan's best mate got married and Dan didn't... He was Dan's best man. Dan didn't even get invited. I didn't even get invited.
Starting point is 00:16:58 What? And in fairness, it was during like the COVID times, but after full lockdowns and stuff. How many people went to the wedding? Like seven people. And it was mainly her friends. Oh man, I would be really, really pissed off about that. I was really, really dark about it, and I say I'm not, but actually, you know what? It pissed me right off. My cousin got married at the town hall and we're really close, and she told me a year
Starting point is 00:17:21 before that we're probably just going to get married at the town hall, and it'll just be my parents and you and Adrienne. And I was like, oh, that's lovely. Anyway, a year later, her mum sends a WhatsApp message around the whole family to say, Alex got married over the weekend. And it was like, just their family, right? And a photo at the town hall.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I was like, cool, it's fine. It was immediate family. But then a couple of days later, I see a second photo, the uncropped version. And she had invited her male cousin from her mum's side. That minked. So it was the same relation to me. And she'd cropped him out of the photo, but I saw the uncropped.
Starting point is 00:17:54 That was a guilty cropping. Yeah, that's true. Guilty. She knew. We've seen it before, see it again. Yes. Piss me right off. I do love that we should do a phoneer about this at one point in the show this week about
Starting point is 00:18:05 like things are still dirty over not getting invited to weddings or like what invitation list we left off. I think there's sort of a part of me like I'll say I'm fine with it but still deep down it has scarred me. It's like my best friend didn't invite me to his wedding. Like it's a hard pill to swallow. Yes. It would be okay if no friends were invited,
Starting point is 00:18:25 but if any friends were invited and you weren't one of them, then how do you not get offended? Also that was Dan's last chance he thinks to become a best man for anyone. I don't have any other friends. Clint's married. Have you never been a best man? Never. Never. And I don't think I'm ever gonna be again. And so that means you're gonna have to make a new best friend who's unmarried. It's too hard. Too hard. Too hard. No one wants to be friends with me. What about your brother?
Starting point is 00:18:47 Is he married? No. Okay. Do you reckon you'd get the call up? Over his best mate? I don't know. I'd probably be on the list of fingers. Oh he was...
Starting point is 00:18:57 He wasn't your best man though, was he? No. So your best man was the guy that didn't invite you to his wedding? God, I don't think I'd ever get over that. Okay. Thanks for that Ash. And thanks for the support bud. Yes, man was the guy that didn't invite you to his wedding. God, I don't think I'd ever get over that. No, no. Thanks for that Ash, thanks for that. And thumb it on your behalf. Thanks for the support, bud.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Okay, what was the thing that Ash wanted to talk about on the show today? It's seven and the boss said, no, you can't do it at seven, you have to do it at six. It's the greatest question that will ever be posed on this radio show. And Lewis has texted through on 3343, just a bit of a follow up to our scandal. Charlie XCX got married at Hackney Town Hall. And Lewis said, my parents got married at Hackney Town Hall, they lasted 25 years. Oh bless. Isn't that sweet?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Does that mean that they broke up after 25 years though Lewis? Oh yeah, no. Oh yeah. Well they lasted 25 years, or maybe they're still together but it's 25 years. Yeah it's been 25 years. So far. And counting. And counting. Alright so I've been teasing this out for a little while now to say that I've got something
Starting point is 00:19:46 that I wanted to ask you guys. It's very contentious. Our boss said, oh, I like it, but it's a bit naughty, so you're gonna have to ask it nice and early in the show, before little is. So I'm really interested to hear what you think, which side you're on here. Ooh, I love taking a side.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Clint likes to sit on a fence. You can't, there's no sitting on a fence on this because in your mind you already will know the answer. As soon as I say it, you'll know where you sit. Okay. The question I'm asking is, when you call someone a dickhead, do you mean that their whole head is a dick
Starting point is 00:20:21 or is there a dick coming out of their forehead? That isn't what I thought you were gonna ask. Neither did I. It is an outstanding question. Whole head or is it coming out of the forehead? Actually you know what I don't think I've even given it any thought. Literally. Please let it be on the fence. I'm gonna make a decision, but I gotta think about it first. I just need a little bit of time because I've never given it the required thought before. I can tell you exactly what I think. It's always 100% categorically full head.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I agree. And the parts are the mouth. And then the certain parts are the eyes. They're on the dick. Yes. Yes. So it's like your t-shirt and then coming out of the t-shirt is the shaft.
Starting point is 00:21:11 And then there's like eyes and a mouth on that. Yes. 100%. And if you're clinically insane, if you think it's coming out of the forehead. If you are, if you say, cause I'm a dickhead and you're imagining them running around with a dick coming out of their forehead,
Starting point is 00:21:25 what's wrong with you? That's a dick forehead, not a dickhead. Exactly, thank you so much. Producer Kyle, you got your hand up? No, I'm the complete opposite and call me clinically insane then, but I'm going there's a dick coming out of a head. Yeah, I'm thinking that. So it's Neepia. Neepia's doing the...
Starting point is 00:21:37 Little floppy... Doing the hand on the forehead. ...pendage sort of drooping between the eyes. Wait, am I working with three crazy people right now? Stick with me kiddo. To be fair, you're in the minority now. You and Ash. I don't know. Out of three to two. I think once we put this out to calls and texts, there's no way we will remain in the minority. I think you guys are the exceptions here and most people listening are going,
Starting point is 00:22:00 it's whole head obviously. It's coming out the t-shirts. It's in the name! Yes. Come on! Yes. But I'd actually like to see a breakdown of the audience and what side they're taking. What you're visualising when you call someone a dickhead. Is it Wholehead is a D, or is there a D coming out of the forehead?
Starting point is 00:22:20 I mean, genuinely, I picture them with it. Me too. Like when I go there a dickhead, I'm picturing Clint with it coming out of his. He's got the same eyes and nose. It's got a little beanie on the top. How big is that when it comes out of the neck? Your one's quite big. Oh, thanks Dan.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Clint, Megan, Dan, stinky boo. And maybe a question you haven't pondered before, maybe you definitely have, but you're on one side of the equation. When you call someone a D head, is their whole head a D, or is there a D coming out of their forehead? Now for me, it is a hundred and ten,
Starting point is 00:22:50 a hundred million percent full head. Full head, me as well. It's a t-shirt and shoulders, and then there's the shaft just popping out, and then the eyes and the mouth on the shaft. That's in the name. Yes. Whereas for producer Kyle, producer Neeps and myself,
Starting point is 00:23:02 I think it extends from the forward. Now a lot of this surprises me and a lot of people letting us down Ash. A lot of people agreeing with Clint and the producers saying it's coming out of the forehead. Tiana joins us on 0800 The Edge. Tiana please, are you full head or are you forehead? Wow, I've never actually really thought about it until you guys brought it up. You're welcome. But I'd have to go with a full head. Come on Tiana. Tiana knows what's up. Tiana did not think when she got up this morning driving to work that she was going to call her radio sessions to talk about that.
Starting point is 00:23:40 National radio to discuss. Hey look we're covering all the big issues. That's right. Martin also is here. I mean, yours might not be, not everyone's is that big. Yeah. Hey look, it's not the size, it's the way you use it, Clint, I've always said that. Martin, what's your view on this, forehead or full head? Full head.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Unfortunately, I'm with Dan on this one. Yeah. Unfortunately, you don't even like that you have to agree with him. Like it's a shame-idly sort. Otherwise I get the juice bigelow feeling. Yeah, the old juice bigelow feeling. We have had a very interesting text come through and it's proposing a third option.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Oh my goodness. This person is saying, Ruby is saying, I think the head is on top of the D as in you are calling someone the head of a D. All right, so it's- You are just inferring that they, their whole being is the tip. Also, but it's sort of legs and arms coming out of the full-
Starting point is 00:24:40 No, no, no, no, no. You're just, you're not even saying that like, any part of your head is a dick. You're saying that your entire being is being likened to just the tip. Yeah, right. I can categorise it. Like when someone calls you a knobhead. Yeah, but that's different, isn't it? Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:24:59 I don't know if this is bad or good, but this is the most engagement we've got from people this morning. At 6.50 in the morning, the full board of calls. Hannah hasn't even shared her thoughts on it yet. Morning Hannah. She's sitting there patiently, she's like, imagine if we don't go to her. How yuck Hannah would feel. She's like, cool, I called to talk about it and they didn't even ask me. Just sat her hold listening. Sorry Hannah. So you can have the final say on this, forehead or forehead?
Starting point is 00:25:33 I've agreed with absolutely everything you've said so far on the show today Ash but I'm so sorry it's definitely just the forehead. Oh my goodness I thought I could trust you Hannah. Hannah was giving forehead vibes to me. She was. Yeah. Sorry about that. I'll be honest, you don't give full head vibes to me. Yeah, but that's because his wife's also called Hannah, so that probably says more about his relationship and where things are at. Oh, wow. There we go.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Okay. Now we've got your attention. Yeah. I mean, if I got to put a bow on it and dress it up, it looks like you guys might... Might... We're in the minority. All the texts. There's so many texts coming through now and they're all saying it's four-head.
Starting point is 00:26:14 It's coming out of the forehead. What a shame. What a shame. Wow. But that's just ridiculous. Oh! Excuse the pun. I didn't even see that coming!
Starting point is 00:26:22 Oh, she's bloody good. I just gave another pun as an under-the-message coming. We know. I didn't even see that coming. Oh, she's bloody good. I just gave you another pun, as in I didn't even see that coming. We know. I didn't mean to say either of them. What's wrong with me? Clint, Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K easy money. Kia ora, good morning, one past seven. Clint, Meg and Dan with Ash London. I wanna get into easy money. I want full momentum, but also shame on you, Glenn, the news guy, not playing the clip of Leka Halasima scoring with 12 seconds to go after we botched chances to win the game with the Warriors last night. To win it with a two-point field goal. Can he get this one away?
Starting point is 00:26:59 Charged down, it ricochets space here. Look at him go! Halasima! It's on! Footwork, try saver, he's over with Bo Minton. Old country watching would have gone mental if you heard the neighbours going crazy at eight o'clock last night, that's what it was.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I didn't realise it was a bot's fuel goal first and then Ricochet back and then they grabbed it and made the play. Rollercoaster. 19 year old Led picks it up on the 40 and beats five NRL players to score a solo effort to try and win the game for the team. And what a unit he is.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Warriors third on the table now. Incredible. How good, alright, let's give away some cash. Sorry, my bad, my bad. Your chance to play for 10k. Thanks to BNZ. 10 questions, Ash will give you a letter. Every answer must start with that letter you can pass.
Starting point is 00:27:42 If we've got time time we will come back no repeated answers best of luck he's from the hawks bay he's playing for 10k to pay off a few bills and nate joins us good morning good morning morning nate feeling good bro feeling like you're gonna smash this uh well hey i hope it uh ends up like the Warriors gave me. Yes. Come on, love to hear it. All right, my darling, today your letter is O for oh my god, I can't believe he made that try. Okay, are you ready to go? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, you got this brother.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It sounds hard, but I think it's actually a little bit easier than most. Yeah, that's O and then also oh. Yeah. Don't forget, oh. 10 answers, if you can give it to us in 30 seconds, you're $10,000 richer, Nate. Your time will start when Ash finishes
Starting point is 00:28:30 asking your first question. Nate, starting with oh, a band. Um, shit. An actor. A what, sorry? Actor. I can't hear you. An actor, a Hollywood actor.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Oh an actor, um, oh shucks, I'm not too sure. Something you wear. An ovals. A pizza topping. An olive. An emotion. Um, overwhelmed. Time, I completely have that one there. An emotion? Um... Overwhelmed. Time.
Starting point is 00:29:06 We'll let you have that one there. Sorry guys, the sword on the oath. Don't apologise. You needed a liquor, a halosimo just in the background riding shotgun with you just shouting out answers, giving your hand. A band group in Oasis, One Direction, One Republic, a Hollywood actor, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I do like that. Thanks for the shot. Oh darling. Cheers mate. He's like, yeah, yeah, just let me go. Shut up. Please. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:29:34 What a polite guy. Yeah, I do like him. He had good vibes. Yeah, he was lovely. Clint, Meg and Dan. Postcode playlist. From the Tepekei, Brianga down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your Postcode playlist. Alright, Dan has whipped up a few Postcode playlists, original songs in the past,
Starting point is 00:29:50 but he has outsourced some of the talent to the boys from Borderline. Yeah, they join us in the studio right now. Some would say it's just me being lazy, and getting actual talented people to do the song. This is a big deal because it's enough to try your hand at something around us amateurs, but then to be around professional musicians and have to show them what you've done. I'd be a bit nervous if I was you. And I am, and I feel like bad going, guys, this is what I want to do and I'm directing
Starting point is 00:30:15 you. You guys are the professionals. So I've kind of, I feel like I should almost just hand the reins over to you. I'll help as much as I can. Like a little feature or something? Yeah, like I said, it's like borderline featuring Dan. You know? I think that sounds great.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah. I mean, you're the one with the experience with this stuff. So, you know. Yeah, I mean, when I say experience, I've done a few towns in the past. Yeah, it's interesting to say that. Would you like to hear some of the original tunes that Dan has cranked up? I would love to see what we've gotten ourselves into. Let's hear it.
Starting point is 00:30:44 OK, you did West Auckland first. Yeah. Would you like to hear some of the original tunes that Dan has cranked up? I would love to see what we've gotten ourselves into. Let's hear it. Okay, you did West Auckland first. And the beauty of this is the listeners suggest the lyrics. That's great. I'm not from... I did live in West Auckland, but we've done Rotorua in the past as well. I've spent very little time in Rotorua over the years. It was my favourite thing you have done on the show. This is where Borderline gets cancelled.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully not. Jason Momoa was spotted in Rotorua. Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua. Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua. Naked car wash no more in Rotorua. Wear your pajamas at the mall in Rotorua. Rotorua. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Yeah, you've got quite the voice Dan, this is lovely. I don't know, there's a lot of production. There's a lot of production.
Starting point is 00:31:48 No, you can sing, you're very talented. You know what, I think this could be your end. Okay, okay, so, here's the plan. You guys have got places to be, okay? So you guys need to go and do interviews. Leave the suggestions of the lyrics to us. I'll compile it, listeners are going to call through the edge.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I'll wait under the edge. You guys are from Whangaparau, or one of you is. I am, yeah. Okay. So we'll do Whangaparau. It's north of Auckland. It's like a little sort of, I guess, beach peninsula. Are we gonna be that specific? Are we gonna branch it out to?
Starting point is 00:32:18 Hibiscus Coast? Yeah, go for it. North shore. I reckon we do the shore. Okay, the shore. Shore girl shore thing, have you heard that? That's my wife, my wife's from the Shore. Oh, man, maybe you're right, maybe you guys will get cancelled. There's a lyric for you if you want to take it or leave it.
Starting point is 00:32:33 It's not my lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there's a dodgy lyric, give it to Dan. Okay, so if you know you're from Auckland, that's all Dan. Yeah, so if you're from North of Auckland, North Shore, or you just know some stuff about it, oh, 800 The Edge, give us some lyrics, stuff we can include in the song. I'll compile them in an email, send them off to you people, and we'll put our heads together. Can't wait.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I'm so excited guys, this is going to be great. Thanks for helping out. Hopefully we'll still have careers after this. Yes, yes. We won't let you. You'll be fine. You can wash your hands of us in a few days. We'll copy and paste all the tech suggestions into an email and we'll forward it on to you lads and we'll see what you come up with on Friday.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Amazing. Looking forward to it. Awesome. We'll see you then. They might regret being as generous with their time as they have been. What have you got? 3343 or 0800 The Edge? No suggestions are bad suggestions.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Post, code, playlist. From the Tapper Cape, Brianga down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your Postcode playlist. Yeah and if you just tuned in, the boys from Borderline are going to be helping out with this week's Postcode playlist. This is scary because I don't want to put their good name into distribute. Why don't they do like the sexy catchy hook, like the chorus, and then you do all the dodgy verse
Starting point is 00:33:51 and lyrics. But I also don't want you to be too hard on yourself because the ones that you've done so far are so good. Yes. But there's so the production value, the lyrics, your vocals. Oh look, I'm not disputing that to a certain degree. I'm disputing the fact that sometimes the lyrics
Starting point is 00:34:07 can be a little bit judgmental to the places. Oh, you don't want them to get cancelled. And so we don't want Borderline to be like, hated by the all of North Shore. You know, it's actually okay if you're throwing out a few jokey lyrics and you're from there. It just feels mean when you start doing that and you've never been.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Well, I live in the North Shore, so I can piss on my own doorstep. A couple of the boys are from the North Shore. What about Steve? Where are you from, Steve in the country? I'm from Takapuna. Okay, you're from the North Shore. Oh my god, you're just down the road from me. The lyrics don't have to be scared there. Well you won't mate.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah I know, I know, I know Steve. I'm bringing the vibes down. Have you been to that new Takapuna Surf Club, Steve? Have you been to the new surf club that's opened up? No, I'm not like yourself, I'm not an alcoholic. Yeah, fair call, fair call. He's bringing us all down isn't he? The food is good, they're a doogle burger. Okay, what do you reckon Steve? What needs to be in the song? Um, so there's only two people living in New Zealand,
Starting point is 00:35:02 those who want to live on the shore and those who live on the shore. Okay, so yes, I was like... Very shore New Zealand, those who want to live on the shore and those who live on the shore. Okay, so yes. Very shore proud. Yes. I think mine a lot of- Or is it also the MILFs at Oriwa Beach. Oh, the MILFs!
Starting point is 00:35:14 Nice. Okay. MILFs at Oriwa Beach. Is that like, I mean is it derogatory, I mean when I was growing up it was like shoregirl shore thing? Oh my wife Hannah says that all the time. Does she? She's from the shore. Okay it was like shore girl shore thing. Is that still? Oh my wife Hannah says that all the time. She's from the shore. Okay. Yeah, shore girl shore thing.
Starting point is 00:35:27 That was like a thing that used to go around when I was in school, but I don't know if that was still, you know. Yeah, you didn't even know what that would disc- like what that meant in your case. Straight over my head. Yeah, just keep saying it. A few texts coming through on this as well. South Africans everywhere. It seems to be when South Africans moved to New Zealand, they moved to the shore. Browns Bay, I think per capita, most South Africans in New Zealand. I think they might have more South Africans in Browns Bay
Starting point is 00:35:48 than in most cities in South Africa. That was like the first thing I learned when I moved to Auckland, is that someone told me day one, yeah, let's lost to South Africa's little shore. Yeah. They just stuck with me. Orewa is the country's largest rest home. Old population living there, apparently.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Shore girl shore things come through again, Clay. Yeah, we've got to put the Shawgirl Shaw thing in there. Milf's grandparents, okay. Yeah. Someone sent through and said, I wore leggings to Takapuna Beach and got I.F.ed by a 46 year old man wearing Oakley sunnies and crocs.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Don't know if that's gonna rhyme with much. Ew. Ew. I do love a difficult rhyming sentence. Yeah. East Coast bays guys be like, I'm not like other boys then have exactly the same STIs. So that's come through once there.
Starting point is 00:36:33 And Glenfield guys will make you Uber to theirs. Then tell them they're not looking for anything serious. God, man. Wasted 20 bucks. Very specific type of person that's coming through here. So I'm going to start, keep them coming through, 3-3-4-3. I'll compile some lyrics out of some of those suggestions and we'll come up with a song later this week. I wonder how far into the song before the borderline guys start regretting
Starting point is 00:36:56 like what they've said they would do. Like halfway through the record and there's a few sticky lyrics and they're like, what are we doing? I think we're probably regretting it now driving home. What will happen is we'll get it, like you'll get it all done, it'll be amazing. And you think, oh, it's going to be life changing. And then the record label will just email and say, we're going to need that to be pulled. Yeah, they're never coming in again.
Starting point is 00:37:16 And then the publishers just keep saying, yeah, but they're helping push the tour, which I better remember to do. Kicks off next week. Yeah. Tickets don't sell this week. Kicks off next month in August. They're going to be going on tour. See them. These guys, I guarantee you, they're going to be huge. And eventually it's going to be hard to get tickets to see Borderline. Oh yeah. They're going to be huge because of this song we're going to play this week. Because of this song and the way you rhymed Old Man in wearing Crocs and sunglasses. Get around the EP Chrysalis. It's a hell of a listen too.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Megha's an announcement she is going to be bringing to the show just after 8 o'clock. Wonder what that could be. But she said could I have just a little bit of time on the show? No, she requested 8.20 too, which is peak listening time. If she's asking for peak listening time, she better have the goods. Alright, coming up in the next 15 minutes, where in the world do you want to go? We could be sending you there with Air New Zealand's dream seat and Dan tries to hit the spot again ladies he is good at it, he barely misses. He always hits the spot and God feels good when he hits it doesn't he?
Starting point is 00:38:15 Talk to my wife. Clint, Megan, Dan. Alrighty, Dan is going to give it another crack he is the best to do it other people other radio stations in fact around the world have attempted it. And no one gets as close at hitting that spot as Dan Webby. Oh, yes, the Germans have tried it. The Australians have tried it. But none of them quite hit the spot like me.
Starting point is 00:38:36 You hit the spot, you caress the spot. You are the spot. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, is from your point of view, is getting close to the spot still hitting the spot? No, you're either hitting the spot or you're not hitting the spot. And you can tell when Dan doesn't, like if he's just too early or just too late. It's glaringly obvious. It has to almost be bang on, otherwise nothing else matters. Exactly. And we put this on Instagram and TikTok, millions and millions and millions of views.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I would say it's gone viral. If you want to attempt to hit the spot, you can do that listening to any of the edge hits or if you know the words just mute the radio, sing along and then bring it back at the crescendo at the chorus and if you're bang in time, congratulations. Today for Hit the Spot, it was the biggest news over the weekend, the cheating scandal at the Coldplay concert over in Boston, if you missed it. Yeah, oh look at these two. Alright, come on, you okay? Oh what? No!
Starting point is 00:39:30 Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. No, he caught it the first time. So the latest is the CEO's quit his job. And his salary's been revealed, he was earning a million dollars a year before bonus. Oh you'll be fine then. Yeah, he can retire and stuff. So we're gonna do Coldplay Paradise. Okay. It's got a great kick in. It's got a big crescendo in there doesn't it? Yeah that's one of the longer hit the spots we've done.
Starting point is 00:39:53 I was gonna say that normally the longer Dan has to sing acapella the more room there is for Erra and it's quite a duration that he is attempting. Yeah and there's been some practicing that I have overheard. Sometimes he's nailed it, but there's been some other times where you've been way off. I liken this to like, you know, when a stuntman does a jump in a car and they jump over like lots of cars
Starting point is 00:40:14 and they do like the run-ups to it in practice, but they never quite do the full thing. I feel like I haven't nailed it completely yet. If anything, you've been a touch early on multiple times. So, here we go. So here we go hit the jams I'm gonna come in we're gonna come in on paradise okay. I believe in you Darv. Come all the way with me send me your vibes let's do this as a nation hit the spot hit the jams Good luck, Jim. In the night, the stormy night, she closed her eyes. In the night, the stormy night, away she'd fly.
Starting point is 00:41:14 And dream of Paris! Oh no! You're really... You warned me! I want to disappear like the CEO from this video. It's so awkward. It's hard to even be in the studio right now. You warned me! You warned me! I want to disappear like the CEO from this video! That's so awkward! It's hard to even be in the studio right now.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Oh my god, that was like way earlier than I've ever been in my life. Wow. Oh, your wife's calling. Oh, no she's not. She's definitely not being associated with this. Wow, dog. Oh my god, we haven't failed this very often and it feels bad. It feels horrible to even be associated with it.
Starting point is 00:41:46 What went wrong? I felt like I was going a bit slower. I was so confident because we're all bobbing along with you and felt in the studio like you were about to hit it on the spot. Yeah, and I was slowly sort of letting myself just get into the motions. Geez, you haven't missed the spot, Dan, for a long time. Again, we had your wife still call you? Yeah, the problem is, you just have those days, don't you?
Starting point is 00:42:09 I mean, I'd love to say I'll just do it again, but then I don't want to fail twice and finish. Yeah, yeah. And once you come that early, it's like you can't talk your way out of it. You've just got to move on. Yes. Yeah, you've just got to wait for the next time
Starting point is 00:42:21 and hope you do better. Okay, well I just want to apologise to my family first. Apologise to the CEO that cheated on his wife. Yeah. And Coldplay. I've let everybody down. Yeah. Yeah, it's a real shame.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I'm gutting. Yeah, it's devastating. Maybe we could try again after nine. Redemption. No, I don't... No. I just think we need to move on from it and pretend it never happened. Coldplay's just the one that got away.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Clint, Meg and Dan. All right, your chance to win a dream seat thanks to Air New Zealand. All you have to do is sell us your ambitious dream, how you're working towards it. And if we love it enough, we'll do the last thing, which is get you there. Dan, you said that you'd love to one day go to like Broadway
Starting point is 00:43:05 and audition for a Broadway show. Yeah. I think you'd be great. I think this is the perfect opportunity for someone to just shoot their shot. Yes. Because it's taking the kind of the cost of the ticket out of there.
Starting point is 00:43:14 The risk out. You just go in there, shooting your shot, see how you go. And that's exactly what we're gonna do with these three people that are gonna explain their dream seat scenario. First of all, we're gonna go to Zoe. Good morning, Zoe. Good morning, how are you going? Why would you want the dream seat scenario. First of all we're gonna go to Zoe. Good morning Zoe. Good morning, how are you guys? Why would you want the dream seat? I want the dream
Starting point is 00:43:31 seat to go to Fiji. My partner is from Fiji and I would love to one visit because it's such a beautiful place but also to see where he grew up. It's nice get a handle on his culture. Yeah. You often discover more about someone once you kind of see where they're from. For sure. That's nice. For sure, yeah, love that.
Starting point is 00:43:50 All right, and Grace joins us on our 800th of the year. Grace, why do you want this dream seat? There's only one to give away today. Morning guys. I would love the dream seat to surprise my best friend who moved to Perth last year. Oh, I love a surprise. Like, you know, when you've travelled, like,
Starting point is 00:44:09 to another country and then you're just kind of like... I watch those on Instagram. Love watching those. I love those reunion ones on TikTok. Yeah, you film it, then it goes viral. Yeah. Now that's a dream. That's a dream.
Starting point is 00:44:18 They just walk up behind mum, give them a kiss on the cheek, and then sit down at the table. You just watch mum almost like processing for about four or five seconds what's actually happening. Do you know what the most emotional one is though? In America where the army people come home and surprise their kids at school.
Starting point is 00:44:32 And they've been away at war. And the kids sit bald and eyeball. Even like a dog. Even when they like get home to the dog. Yeah the dog. The dog jumps on them and cries. And remembers them after ten years. Ten years? Oh my god. The chimpanze, what a dog! With the chimpanzee! The people that raise the chimpanzee and the chimpanzee goes to live at the zoo and then 10 years later it comes and runs on the drive.
Starting point is 00:44:52 And you're like, is it going to maul them? It might maul them. No, it cuts them and licks them instead. Alright, sorry, Nicola, we're getting carried away. What is your dream, babe? My dream is to go over to Sydney to visit the Bondi Vet because I am currently studying an NZ Diploma in Vet Nursing.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Oh, that's an amazing, that's an amazing. I've actually taken my dog to that actual vet clinic. Wow. What's good about the Bondi Vet? It's huge, it's like a hospital. Oh yes. And it's in a fancy part of Sydney. Am I right or wrong in thinking
Starting point is 00:45:24 that they made a TV show about that? Yeah, Bondi Vet. Did you watch the show, Nicola? I have been, yeah, it's been playing back on my Facebook and stuff that I've been watching. I'm just like, man, I just wanna go and see how they do things and give them a hand. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Well, I love this because you're training to be a vet. You're wanting to go to the Mecca of Veterinary Services in Bondi. Yes. And also, this might be her opportunity to hand Rira chimpanzee that may remember her 10 years from now. That's what all vets want to do. That's the goal, isn't it? It's the Mecca.
Starting point is 00:45:52 We're doing the thing, giving each other the look. Definitely. It's all the Mecca. Congratulations, Nicola. We're off to Aussie. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. This has just made my day! This could be the start of you becoming New Zealand's most famous vet. Yes!
Starting point is 00:46:12 Oh thank you guys! Good on you darling, taking care of animals, because animals do so much for us and we need people out there advocating for animals, giving them good care because they're part of our families, they give us so much, we're cheering you on on your dream Nicola. Good on you darling. Thank you. Oh my goodness I have to make my day. Oh that's awesome. What a great start to the week. If you've got a dream in New Zealand's got your seat you can apply now the edge.rova.nz or dreamseats.co.nz and we'll do
Starting point is 00:46:38 another one tomorrow. Running it all this week. Clint, Mick and Dan. Oh my gosh. I would love to hear you guys' thoughts on this. You can text through, you can call through, because I think this is a discussion that not many of us allow ourselves to have, but it was kind of thrust on us through circumstances. So Adrian and I always, always, always sleep in the same bed and we always go to bed at the same time.
Starting point is 00:47:00 It's kind of just this thing we've always done, whether I'm doing radio or not. We get into bed at the same time, we read in bed or whatever, chat, and then we kind of go to sleep together. Oh yeah, all the reading and stuff. Yeah, very, very cool. Lots of reading. And then a couple of weeks ago, Adrienne got COVID, so I moved us out of the house.
Starting point is 00:47:16 So me and Buddy went to our friend's house, they were overseas, and we spent kind of seven days there because I didn't want us getting COVID. Well, some would say that's quite extreme. I'm an extreme gal. Yeah. I didn't want us getting COVID. Well, some would say that's quite extreme. I'm an extreme gal. I didn't want to get sick. Fair enough. We all know that came to bite me in the ass because I ended up getting influenza A
Starting point is 00:47:31 while we were isolating, came back once he was clear and then had to isolate again. So really we've spent two weeks having separate bedrooms. And if you'd asked me two weeks ago, I'd be like, oh, that's hell. I'd be so lonely in that bed all on my own. But I've got to tell you boys, there's been a big element of having our own rooms that I really enjoyed. Really. I really liked having my own space. I'm a bit messy and
Starting point is 00:48:00 Adrian's really clean. So I'm always kind of played with guilt in our room for leaving my crap around. I've liked being able to just like lie in bed and just go on my phone without feeling guilty, spreading out in the bed and having a cold side that I can roll into during the night. She is selling it. I tried to take it one step further than that. Producer Neep here lives with like four other lads and one of them was moving out and they couldn't find anyone to rent their room. Oh no, you've got children, that's too far.
Starting point is 00:48:30 And I was like, can I just use that room and that flat as my other place? No, that's implying you've got a side piece. No, no, no, no. You're implying separation. I'm wanting the same thing that you want. The difference is your separate bedroom is a lot closer than where mine would be.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Yes, I want mine in the house. Yeah, I want mine with all the boys thing that you want. The difference is your separate bedroom is a lot closer than where mine would be. Yes, I want mine in the house. Yeah, I want mine with all the boys with the gorgeous neeps. Neepie is loving it. I'm good for it. We just need a flatmate like immediately so you can have it, it's yours. He just needs them dollar dollar bills.
Starting point is 00:48:55 I think it's a very healthy thing for two happily married people to have their own bedrooms in a house. You do whatever you want in your room. He does whatever he wants in his room. You come together for times together. Sometimes I guess. Sometimes there's sleepovers.
Starting point is 00:49:10 If you're lucky not in Dan's marriage. No. Yeah. But it means that the sleepovers are, you know, like intentional and nice, but then you can go off to your space. And why are we living in a society where it's like, a such a red flag?
Starting point is 00:49:25 People have got separate bedrooms. I know a couple of couples and this is what they do. They happily marry, they have children, but they have their own bedrooms. A lot of people put that down to the reason they are still married. Yeah, totally. My grandma and granddad used to sleep in separate rooms. For their whole marriage? Actually no, my nana and poppa, sorry, the grandma and grandad,
Starting point is 00:49:45 they loved sleeping together. But I mean the other side, they were in separate rooms their whole lives. Even when they were like young with kids or whatever. Yeah, I believe so. But there's gotta be stories, because we only share those. There's gotta be stories where you're like,
Starting point is 00:49:56 oh, we did the separate bed thing, and it was the beginning of the end. I'd be surprised if there's many dudes that like this. I think it's gonna be a girl thing. Cause a lot of them will be snorers, the guys, and the girls have moved out for that reason. I know Meg and Guy, they don't sleep in the same room. Yeah, snoring.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Okay, let's take calls from people who are at, or were at where you are now actually, where you were like, let's give this a go. So you did the separate bed thing. Is it the best thing you ever did, or was it the worst thing you ever did? Yeah, it could go either way. And I think a lot of women feel touched out by the end of the day as well if they've got little kids who are always on your person. My wife definitely feels touched out by that.
Starting point is 00:50:33 I'd love to hear both ends of the spectrum. You started separate bedrooms and it's been amazing or it ended in divorce. Separate beds, you started, and was it the best or worst thing that you ever did as a couple? Yeah, cause I've accidentally started due to sickness, and we're two weeks in, we did come together last night, back into the same bed, I mean, after two weeks apart,
Starting point is 00:50:53 and I was a bit sad to let my solo bedroom go, cause I've really enjoyed it. The thing that I would worry about- Maybe you need bunk beds. Oh, now we're talking. So many activities. So many room breaks? So much room. But then you have arguments who gets the top one.
Starting point is 00:51:08 And then it's a single, because the bottom one is the big one and the little one, yeah, kind of defeats the purpose. I'd just be nervous that it'd be the beginning of the end of my relationship. Like I'd be, I'd worry that Hannah would love it so much, she just wouldn't want me back in the marriageable room. But it also means that if you want to like initiate like a together time, then you have to be quite specific about it,
Starting point is 00:51:30 romantic, which is a nice thing. But you know when your girl especially in winter has like freezing cold feet and she just loves warming them up between your legs. You wouldn't have any of that. Yeah. True. Good. That doesn't warm me. I do like warming myself up.
Starting point is 00:51:41 I don't get cold feet. So hold on, how would you do it? I'm your husband. Yep. And you're wanting some hanky pank would you do it? I'm your husband. Yep. And you're wanting some hanky panky. All right, I'm in my room, you're in yours. Oh, we're pretty upfront. I just walk into his room and say,
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah, girls can do that. Keen, we can't do that. You know, it's so different, isn't it? It's a super bell. I'd be like, rub my back, make me a cup of tea. Foreplay started eight hours ago. When you got home, I expect you to clean. How many hours? He's like, never mind, never mind. It was like, I expect you to clean. Eight hours ago.
Starting point is 00:52:05 He's like, nevermind, nevermind. It was like, just walk in and be like, you on? All right, Catherine, we're gonna find out whether it's the best or worst thing she ever did. Catherine, how long ago did you start the separate bed thing? We've got new beds and we've been doing it for the last four months. Oh, so a little bit longer than that.
Starting point is 00:52:23 But the previous year, the previous year, my husband's sleeping on the couch and I've had the bedroom. So what was the impetus? Like, why did you start sleeping separately? He's got shift work. Okay. He's got morning, afternoon and evenings.
Starting point is 00:52:40 And so I was getting woken up all the time because of him coming home and it's been the best thing for us to have our own bedrooms. Is that because you're getting sleep so you're not cranky, he's not feeling like he's kind of imposing and everyone's kind of just feeling better is that what it is Katherine? Yeah definitely, 100%. It's been the best thing for us because I get really cranky. I wake up, because I've had children
Starting point is 00:53:10 and I wake up at the slightest movement. Yeah. And it's been great. I can still hear him snore in the other room. Oh my god. You know he's alive. He's a wall-rattler. Just quickly, if you don't mind me asking, Catherine,
Starting point is 00:53:25 because someone else's message in saying that it's improved sleeping in separate rooms, their intimacy and their relationship. How has it worked for you in terms of intimacy, if you don't mind me asking? No, we probably haven't done a lot in probably the last year. You've lost me.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, now I might be out. Yeah, but I don't think that's anything to do with where they're sleeping. So would you say, Catherine, it hasn't changed your level of intimacy? It's the same, it's just that now you're both happier? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well if it works for you, it works. I'm not going to yuck someone else's yoke.
Starting point is 00:54:00 And that's the thing, we live in a society that tells us how, what our marriages are supposed to look like, how we're supposed to do this, that and the other. We're allowed to make the decisions for ourselves. Mel says, beginning of the end, I need physical touch daily with a partner, morning and night. Yeah, but I don't, when it's time to sleep, I don't like to be touched.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Yeah, exactly right. And my wife, even a little pinky finger on my hip, just get stop it. I'm all for bunks. I had bunks until I was like 25 and damn I wish I still had them. And you're a virgin till when? Two years after that. Yeah so...
Starting point is 00:54:33 I got rid of the bunks and it was about a 24 month wait. Should have got rid of them in 1819 buddy. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. Meg joining us on the show. She's got some news to share with us in 15 minutes. But firstly, see if we can make you $10,000 richer. Ash will give you a letter and 10 questions. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with that letter in 30 seconds,
Starting point is 00:55:02 10,000 bucks is all yours. If you want to pass, you can. We've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. She wants to spend the $10,000 on holiday in Europe. Nikki, good morning. Good morning. I love that sometimes people like bills, credit card, mortgage, you're like, nah, Europe,
Starting point is 00:55:20 I deserve this. Yeah. Come on. Okay, go you, You can do this. Alright, my love, your letter today, excuse me, is W, W for winner. Okay? Okay. Now we did this off air and we got pretty bloody close. So this is very doable, Nicky, okay?
Starting point is 00:55:40 Oh my gosh, okay. You got this babe, I believe in you. Your first question, beginning with W, I need a sporting team. What are we? A holiday destination. Wellington. Something at the beach. Water.
Starting point is 00:55:58 A skin condition. Path. Something with no legs. A beach. A cooking utensil. A whisk. Something in your pocket. A wallet. A magazine.
Starting point is 00:56:15 A woman's day. A car. Time. She's gone very, very good. When she answered, she answered quickly. Yeah. All we had left was a car part. Could have been wheels, windscreen wipers, a answered quickly. Yeah. All we had left was a car part.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Could have been wheels, windscreen wipers, a Rihanna song. And then you skipped on a skin condition, which could have been warts. And when we played it off here, that was the one we were tricked as well. That's a difficult one. Sorry, Nicky. Thanks for playing, babe. Bam. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Back again at three o'clock this afternoon with Edge Arvos. All thanks to BNZ. We appreciate you guys jumping on board. They're letting us give away your cash. Oh good. Also by the way, whatever you're doing, if you're flatting, saving to travel or making a career move, BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. I love that. And it's never too late.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I'm in my 40s, I'm in my 50s, I can't start something new. You've got so much living ahead of you, babes. It's a happy day. Clint, Meg and Dan. Leshko! It was the talk of the world and has been for the last, I was going to say 48 hours, I think longer, because we started chatting about it on Friday morning. Yeah, and it's growing.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Thanks to the memes, it's a snowball that just keeps rolling and getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and there's not enough memes to quench my thirst. Yeah. Everyone's finding a different angle. First it was just the recreations of the Coldplay moment, which I don't even think I need to context, but I don't know if you've had, if you've been under a rock, you know, for the last three days, you're at a Coldplay concert and all of a sudden the old kiss cam finds its way to you because you have your arms lovingly wrapped around a woman who looks like your partner. Yeah, and the arms are wrapped finds its way to you because you have your arms lovingly wrapped around a woman
Starting point is 00:57:45 who looks like your partner. Yeah, and the arms are wrapped around her boobies. Yes, oh yes, very upper half torso. You're doing nothing wrong, you smile and go, oh my god, we're on the big screen. If you're cheating, you dive for cover and quickly get out of the shot. And that is exactly what happens
Starting point is 00:58:00 and the reason why these two have become the only thing that anyone is talking about on the internet the last few days. Yeah, oh look at these two. Alright, double European, oh what? Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. Oh mate, Chris Martin nailed it in one I think, straight up. You know what needs a pay rise and not many people are talking about, is the guy that's on the kiss cam,
Starting point is 00:58:27 the guy that chooses the couples. Like he has honestly picked the perfect, like this has been PR dream for Coldplay, not for astronomer. Do you think that he feels bad? Like him or the woman who filmed it in the crowd and then put it on social media? Here's the thing,
Starting point is 00:58:45 Andy Byron is his name, but he's now since resigned from his role. He was earning a million dollars a year being the CEO for this company. It's tricky because he was obviously cheating. So that's never good. But who are we, and I'm talking about we, the public, everybody that's sharing these memes, I'm guilty of it,
Starting point is 00:59:04 everybody's guilty of it, to judge him on his life choices. We don't know what's going on behind the scenes with his marriage. They could be in an open relationship. You just started with obviously he's cheating and now you're saying it could be in a relationship. The punishment has to kind of match the injury and yes you've cheated you've been found out for a normal person you know your immediate circle finds out your wife's best friend somebody your family and it feels crappy and you know you've ruined lives and it feels bad this is like yes too far exponentially it's worldwide infamy that he'll find it hard to get jobs now because companies will say,
Starting point is 00:59:46 well, that's gonna bring bad press to us if we hire you. And also think about his wife. If this really was cheating in the traditional sense, how humiliating for her. Shocking. And also the whole world's going in on it. I know what you're saying, Dan, we're assuming, like he could have an open relationship
Starting point is 01:00:03 and all those things. And so, but surely if you have an open relationship I don't think you'd die for cover. So he has to have done the dirty, she's done the dirty. Do you think they at least stay together off the back of it? No. It's either gonna make them stronger. And then at least you go look you remember that happened like ten years ago but now we're married. But everyone knows like if he stays with his wife for the rest of their marriage everybody knows. Yeah. If he gets together with the mistress which maybe he's only option at
Starting point is 01:00:33 this point. That's what I'm wondering. You know everyone it's like we all know that one couple who kind of got together in dodgy circumstances and it very rarely leaves you. It's always the stigma people People are always going to be like, you're with a friend and you run into this couple and then you say, oh, this is my friend Jasmine, this is Andy and whatever. And as soon as they leave, every time you turn around, you know how they got together.
Starting point is 01:00:57 They're the cheating couple from the Coldplay concert. I just think that there's a lot of hate going towards them with no one knowing the complete backstory. Maybe they've just behind the scenes split up. They're separated. Yeah, like when you know you've separated but you haven't made it public yet and no one really knows.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Maybe the wife cheated on him. You know, like there's so many different scenarios and people are just going in, hating on the guy and the woman as well. The poor little, I mean. I think you're right Ash. I think the punishment has to fit the crime. And I think these two have been uniquely punished around the world. The crime could never be great enough
Starting point is 01:01:30 for the amount of like dragging through the internet these two have had to last. Millions of people are laughing at them and making memes about them, spreading their faces, that is a horrible feeling to have your face across the internet. Is there like a majority view on this or not? Cause we wanna know, do you feel bad for them? Or are you like, nah, they got what was coming for them. If they get a cheat and they deserve to be punished and unfortunately for them,
Starting point is 01:01:53 this is just the level of punishment they got, tough. There's no right answer or wrong answer. It's just, yeah. I think they're hard done by. So do I. I feel bad for them. Yeah. But it feels strange. They messed up.
Starting point is 01:02:05 It feels strange to feel bad for cheaters. Totally. Maybe we're being too nice. Maybe our listeners are saying, absolutely not, I have no pity. They stuffed up. We should all be able to laugh at them. And there's something Michelle's said through,
Starting point is 01:02:16 which is true. What about her? It's all about him, but she also cheated. So yeah, there's not much information about the lady in the scenario. It's true. Who is ahead of HR? I mean if anyone should know better. Cheating squared. Maybe the punishment does have to be bigger.
Starting point is 01:02:31 That's true. They both cheated and her job is all about healthy workplace relationships. Oh maybe they got what they did deserve actually. I'll wait under the edge of 3-3-4-3. What do you think? The only thing anyone was talking about over the weekend the Coldplay cheating drama you know the crazy thing is a lot of people have realized since that kiss cam hit the couple having the affair is that when you tick the terms and conditions when you when you buy a ticket by walking into the stadium you are giving away any sort of rights to your privacy and if they film you they can use it for
Starting point is 01:03:03 promotional purposes or whatever they like. DVD, concert, Netflix. And now they're saying, do we need to have privacy seats where if you sit in those areas, you're saying, I don't give you permission to film me and use my footage for anything. Everyone's just gonna think, oh, they're having a fair.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Yeah, where the cheaters sit. Yeah. The cheaters corner. The affair-o. The affair-o. Imagine all the weird shady stuff that would be going in that area. Oh, imagine. All the stuff like drugs, cheating, everything. Well, we're asking, do you feel bad for the couple that got caught cheating,
Starting point is 01:03:39 or did they get what they deserved? Because it's the only thing the entire world has been talking about over the weekend. Zero privacy, their faces, memes. Lots of job. Lots of feedback coming in on this. A mixed bag of feelings as well. Janelle, what are your thoughts? Hi guys, I don't think that anyone deserves to have the kind of feedback that they've had but I do think that they didn't use their brain. Why would you go to a concert that's got a huge amount of people when you're in the middle of an affair? That just doesn't seem like you thought about it.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Yeah. If you're gonna play a risky game you're almost tempting fate aren't ya? Yeah yeah I kind of think it was a bit of relationship Russian roulette really. It does scream white male rich entitlement. It does, aye. The idea that he's like, look, are you joking? Like, I'm untouchable. Like, I can get away with whatever. It is true.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I sort of, now you've kind of opened my eyes to it, Janelle, cause I think they were up and looked like a corporate box almost. Yes. And right at the front of it, you'd think if you were trying to hide cheating and be incognito, you wouldn't be bang bang right in front when they're doing the kiss cam. Or maybe it was dark and then the spotlight hit them.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Mmm. You know what I mean? Janelle, very few people change Dan's mind, so... Yeah. Just got a good argument. Yeah. I mean... I still think that it is a lot that they're going through at the moment.
Starting point is 01:04:59 It's too much. And you know, like, too much to what someone should deal with. Alright, you feel bad for them, Justin? Or did they get what they deserved? Oh, the couple themselves absolutely 100% got what they deserved. The concerns I've got is it's the partners and the kids that have lost, not only like now, obviously going to get the ridicule and the problems and all that sort of stuff, and the partner, it's just that it's all over the world. So they can't hide from it.
Starting point is 01:05:23 They can't sit there and not see what they're both their current probably ex partners are done now and the families have lost their income. True points. The families all pay the risk, pay the cost of everything. Yeah how are they gonna cope without that million dollar salary coming in every year? Well that's the thing when you earn a million dollars your budget is that like your kids go to universities that you pay for like. I always say do you know how much insurance is on a Ferrari?
Starting point is 01:05:46 Very much money. A lot I'd imagine, I don't but I imagine it's a lot. Yeah you'd have to live to your means don't you I guess. Yeah. Yeah and I think I'd say 80% of the people with checks and funds coming through are not on the side of the cheating couple. They're saying they exactly got what they deserved. Yeah. There's a few people that are saying maybe it's a little bit too far, but not many.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Maybe it's like a PTSD thing. If you're being cheated on, you're like, nah, get him. And if you haven't, you're like, oh, come on. Because you don't know how it feels until you've been in that position. You know who hasn't been cheated on? Is our girl Meg. Quite the opposite, really.
Starting point is 01:06:21 She did say she's got a bombshell, so. Look, we're hoping the bombshell is a good bombshell at this point in her pregnancy. Fingers crossed. did say she's got a bombshell. Yeah. We're hoping the bombshell is a good bombshell at this point in her pregnancy. Fingers crossed. Yeah, she said she's got news and she'd like to join us on the show before 8.30. What could it be, guys? What could it be?
Starting point is 01:06:35 Clint, Meg and Dan. I don't care, shut up. Get on the phone to Meg already. 26 past 8. We got a text late last night from Meg, who's on maternity leave at the moment, saying, hey guys, I've got something I would love to share with you guys on the show,
Starting point is 01:06:50 just after eight o'clock, if you could schedule it in. I wonder what that could be. Well, she joins us. I'm already crying. Live, Meg, good morning. Morning guys. Yeah, I do have big news. Guy and I have bought a house.
Starting point is 01:07:06 You're in it. Joking, of course. There's no time for jokes, man! I am now the mother of two children. Yay! father of two children over the weekend. I think I honestly still feel like I'm coming back down to earth and it's all a bit of a blur, but I believe it was yesterday that I had my second daughter.
Starting point is 01:07:36 No! Did you want to be a girl? Daughter! Oh yes! Oh, yes! Oh, man! Would you want to be a girl? Daughter! Oh yes! Oh me! We're so happy for you! Hi, I'm a second daughter.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Her name is Miller Lake Mansell. She'll be going by Miller or Millie. She can either be her little tomboy coolness or her little sweet Millie, whatever she wants to be. But she is I don't know if anybody cares about the weight but she's 3.8 kg so not the fiver that 5 kg's every almost said I was gonna have. They were lying to you? Yeah they were Dan and um we're just over the moon Daisy got to meet her little sister yesterday and she was amazing with her.
Starting point is 01:08:26 And it's just, it's obviously hugely overwhelming and exciting and full on and we're very happy to be a girl family and have two girls in our lives. Two happy happy girls at the moment. Oh we're so happy for you Meg. This is the best news. How does it feel my love to know that you never have to give birth again? It's done. You made your family. I haven't... I would do... And then, look, I've been going back and forth ash on, like, how much I say about my birth.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Let's say I am... Cos I don't want to frighten anybody, and I think that probably suits them up. But let's just say I am happy because I don't want to frighten anybody and I think that probably suits them up, but let's just say I am happy that it is in my past. I'm also extremely proud of myself and if the boys ever give me shit for anything ever again, I will go back to that place and know what I'm capable of and I won't, I will not listen to a word they say because what I went through to get this family has been pretty big. But we're here and we did it. And it's, you know, it was a moment in time and it's in my past now. And I'm very proud of myself. And I'm very happy to be looking down right now at a very sweet little girl
Starting point is 01:09:44 who by the way is a clone of her sister. Oh thank god. Because Nick, you know we've had the discussion. Yes, we've had the discussion. How could you have two? How could you have another little girl as beautiful as Daisy? Like it's very... So I'm so happy that she looks like her sister otherwise she's going to be the shadow of
Starting point is 01:10:01 that beautiful supermodel child forever. And I love the name. Can I just say? I love the name. Can I just say I love the name. Oh really? Oh guys I've been really nervous about the name. I mean I don't know what else to be but honest with you guys and the whole and everybody listens to the show. I don't know how to not be honest but I've been so nervous about the name. I know people say it a bit out there and it's a boy's name or it's a surname but it's a
Starting point is 01:10:28 cool girl's name and we like that. Yeah it's a cool girl's name. Well babe we're getting so many texts coming through. Oh really? Everyone is so, there's lots of oh my god, oh my god, oh my god in capital letters. Hannah said what a beautiful name Meg, OMG wishing you, oh she's on, she wants to talk to you. Let's get Hannah on.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Hannah, you're talking to Meg. Oh my gosh Meg, good morning sweetheart, we are all so proud of you and that is the most gorgeous name I have ever heard, honestly. Daisy's going to be the biggest, the best, biggest, oldest sister and you're going to be the best mum twice over. Thank you Hannah, thank you so much. It's like so overwhelming to have people that, you know, I know I haven't even like met me in real life,
Starting point is 01:11:13 but I really feel like I have such a strong connection to because of this amazing job that I have. And thank you as always for I've felt your love and I've always felt your love through this pregnancy. So I can't thank anybody enough. And you will be sending out the award. Because I am, you're very connected. Sorry am I talking too much? Am I over the break?
Starting point is 01:11:34 I was just going to say. Talk till 9.30 and we'll sit here listening, laughing it up. I was just going to say speaking of connections. Is Clint okay? He's fine. I haven just gonna say speaking of connections big. Ash is a mess. Everyone's so excited Meg, like we'll jump in and so we're just wanting you to just have your time as well. I do want to ask you one question Meg, I remember before you left you were really concerned and it was making quite emotional that you wondered how you were
Starting point is 01:12:09 going to have enough love to give to another kid and I wonder over the last two days how much that perspective of yours has changed. and I still don't know if I like it. No, it's... LAUGHTER No, it's... Um, I think, just like, just knowing what... Honestly, I... It's amazing. I would never have gone through what I went through in my birth and then been out until I instantly love something so much
Starting point is 01:12:42 with somebody so much afterwards. It doesn't feel like it should be physically mentally possible to have something or somebody put you through that in a way and then to love them so immensely and not have any regrets and I yeah I just adore her and silly isn't it funny I just adore her I feel very lucky to be a little girl mom tattooed. And I think my husband Guy will suit me to go with him. Girls are the best. Even the make-up artist.
Starting point is 01:13:11 Oh, good morning everybody. Boring Guy. Oh Guy. Oh Guy. He was amazing. It's almost like an eye roll. Do you know I came back from, I had to have a very urgent surgery after I gave birth. And I came back and he started like bathing me with flannels and towels. Oh mate get your hands off, she's just given birth. Yeah, give her a few hours. Come on mate.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Man, oh flannels and everything. You didn't want to be birthed really? Meg we're ecstatic, there are a lot of tears and I know we want to piss you and we got a thousand questions we also want to give you your time with your brand new family. Have a big rest my love. and I know we want to pester you and we've got a thousand questions, we also want to give you your time with your brand new family. Have a big rest, my love. You're our hero, we bow down, there's nothing more powerful than what a woman has to go through to bring a bubba into the world
Starting point is 01:13:54 and you've done it twice, you're amazing. Thank you, thank you, and never again. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again. I think it's an emphatic, never again. Let us know when you're home, because Hannah's made bliss balls and minestrone for you. So I'll drop it over. Oh brilliant. We're all a soup family. Thanks for that, Dan. Thank you, Maggie. Love you guys. We love you, babe.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Love you. Bye. Bye. I thought it was a boy. I was convinced it was a boy but of course it's a girl. She's strapped in because she's a strong pivot to Truth Booth next to me. Oh dear, I need to lie down and splash some water on my face. Do you want a flannel? I can do that like a guided tour. Someone give me a flannel please. I'll take all my clothes off, we'll just get in a bath and I can sit there. Just go.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Thanks. Clint, Megan, Dan. Here we go. The Truth Booth. If you've got a burning secret that you have been sitting on for some time and you are desperate to clear your conscience, get in the Truth Booth and tell us what you've done.
Starting point is 01:15:03 Oh, she's on the line now guys. Rebecca welcome to the truth booth. Good morning. You are disguised so your identity will remain anonymous which is very important to you which excites me because it means it's a very good secret. Yeah because we don't know what the secret is. We don't know what we're doing inside the truth booth babe, only you know. That's why we're all talking funny. It's like a library. You have to sort of talk a little bit quieter. Yeah, I've got to respect the truth. Yeah. So, Rebecca, where do we start?
Starting point is 01:15:33 First of all, are you feeling a bit nervous? Because this is a secret you've held on to for a very long time. How do you feel about telling us? Yeah, it's definitely nerve-racking, something I something I've held onto for a while, but I kind of feel safe in this space. In case it's probably something I need to let go of. It might be a bit of a release for you. Yeah. Yeah, take it away. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:55 So I had a boyfriend that I'd been with for two years, and after we broke up, I fell in love with someone very quickly. But I have kept the details of who that person was, a secret for the last 16 years. Wow. 16 year old secret. And is this new person still your partner? No. So how long did you date the second boyfriend for?
Starting point is 01:16:24 Probably about 18 months. And at the time who knew that the two of you were dating? Absolutely nobody. Was it just sex or was it like a relationship would you say? Yeah, it was definitely more emotional than a sexual relationship actually. A lot of people when they move on don't feel like they have to talk to their ex about who they're dating now. So the secret must be a real bombshell to the ex because otherwise who cares? Yeah, it's got something to do with the ex. Yeah. Did you, so you've got a partner now, a current partner. Yes. Do they know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:06 Yes, when I started dating them, I kind of just put everything on the table, all my mistakes and kind of- Would you consider this a mistake, the kind of secret relationship? Well, not really, but I guess at the time and over, since then, it's kind of something I have been ashamed of. And what was your new partner's reaction when you told them?
Starting point is 01:17:29 Not really that great. He did judge me quite a bit. Oh my God, this is a true story. Are we ready? So desperate to know. Are we ready to find out what the information was that just absolutely blew up the situation and was the reason you had to keep it all quiet
Starting point is 01:17:43 for 16 years? Rebecca, drop the trees bomb. Drop it, drop it like it's hot baby, tell us. Okay so the person was my ex-boyfriend's father. Your new boyfriend was the father of your ex-boyfriend. Correct. How did it happen? Okay, can we gather our thoughts? I'm like floored by this.
Starting point is 01:18:12 And come back with a multitude of questions that we have to work out how you can go from someone's ex to potentially being their step-mum. Oh, that's nice. She had the calf and now she's been having the old bull. So many more questions for you Rebecca. We'll take a break and we'll come back with the answers next. Wow. Rebecca has just dropped an absolute bomb. If you've just tuned in, she was with a guy for a couple of years and they broke up.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Then she started dating another guy. Turns out she had to keep it all a secret not just from her ex but from everyone involved because why Rebecca? Because it was my ex's father. Now how does this... I'm remembering all my ex's dads and I'm trying to imagine a world which I was like hey Kev, how you going Kev? They're both called Kev actually. Oh my God. Yeah, not quite my type though. So how did it start Rebecca? What was the initiation of like the relationship between you and your ex's dad?
Starting point is 01:19:17 When my ex and I were together, like I never thought of him in that way. But I think after we broke up, yeah, his dad started hanging out with us. Like, he was sort of like a family friend too. And, you know, he had parties and things like that. Why do you think that makes it worse? Does that mean your friends,
Starting point is 01:19:31 your parents are friends with him? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. What was the age gap between you? Yeah. He was 30 years my senior. Oh! Right, oh my goodness, me, fuck.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Is he married? Still to the ex's mum? No. Okay, so there's no affairs happening here. So back to Ash's question, the moment where you go from, hey, that's just my ex's dad to, hey, this is my ex's dad. Yeah, you know, we'd be in groups and at parties and things. And we just sort of naturally started gravitating
Starting point is 01:20:02 to each other and kind of found that we got along and we had a lot of fun together so that's sort of how it started. Wow and was there any similarities in their um physical love making? No? Like in their like I know what you mean. What I'm saying is... You had a bigger one. No like were they similar like Like could you see a familial similarity? Um, yes. Oh, yes! Oh, hey!
Starting point is 01:20:29 Oh, wow! Dad must have been better, otherwise it wouldn't have been, you wouldn't have hung around very long. Or experienced. Um, no comment. Oh, thank you, yes. Well, so how has it been a secret for 16 years?
Starting point is 01:20:45 I don't know. I think because he's still a family friend and he's one of my siblings' bosses. Like it's just, we just had an agreement that it was just gonna be, you know, what it was and it didn't, you know, no one really needed to know about it. Does the son know?
Starting point is 01:21:02 No. So the only people that know are you, the guy and your partner? Yeah and maybe two of my friends that I told, you know, that I didn't know back then. Well you said the son didn't know. Until now because he joins us on the line. I'm just joking. Imagine that. Imagine. Wow. Was it worth it? I imagine the anxiety of keeping a secret for that long.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Was the stint with the old man worth it? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Nice. Like, we had fun and I don't really, yeah. I mean, we're still actually good friends now, so it's kind of like, it's almost like it never happened. Like it did, but we've just gone back to friends.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Just like a beautiful dream. Yeah, that's amazing. And you're not hurting anyone, babe. Nothing you did was illegal. Nothing was really immoral. Consenting adults, it's absolutely fine. You had a great time, but man, it's a great story Rebecca. Yeah, it was fun, definitely fun.
Starting point is 01:22:04 I don't know if I would do that now but... You've lived out a lot of people's fantasy in a way. I don't want to have sex with your dad, Dan. Oh, well you know... I think a lot of mums, I think a lot of men probably would have some sort of fetish for their girlfriend or their ex's mum. That's hot, right? Yeah, I guess. Wow, hey thanks Rebecca. Thank you. girlfriend or their ex's mom. That's hot right? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Wow, hey thanks Rebecca.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Thank you. I love that you've been sitting on a secret for 16 years. A handful of people know and you trust us with it in the truth booth. And now the rest of the nation. Thank you so much. Yeah, great. Good on you babe. Do you feel better?
Starting point is 01:22:41 No shame. For anyone else who's sitting on a secret that is humming and hurrying about sharing with us, do you feel better? Yeah,. For anyone else who's sitting on a secret that is humming and harrowing about sharing with us, do you feel better? Yeah, definitely. Good, there you go. But actually, who had the biggest ****? No? Okay, thanks, Rebecca.
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Starting point is 01:23:10 I mean, everyone's talking about it and I know we're not helping because every time we bring it up, we're keeping the story alive, aren't we? Well, to be honest, we talked about it about an hour ago and everybody's like, give them hell. So many texts and calls coming through. Everyone's like, they deserve it all.
Starting point is 01:23:23 They deserve it. But it kind of begs the question, like you think at the time, because the news cycles are very short, that we're gonna like be talking about this forever, we're never gonna forget it. But as we kind of deep dive some of the most famous celebrity scandals
Starting point is 01:23:35 from over the years, so many of these I'd forgotten about. Yeah. And you do move on. So maybe the world will move on, not yet, but at some point they will move on from this moment that Chris Martin from Coldplay gave us. All right, come on, you OK?
Starting point is 01:23:49 Oh what? No! Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. Imagine how many times he and her have both lay in bed going, if only we'd just smiled and stayed put. Yeah, so many regrets, so many other things would be going through your mind at that point your wife would find out still no I don't think it would have gone viral if you on the big kiss cam thing and you're with your friends from work I don't know I think it would have at that point it has to
Starting point is 01:24:16 filter back to the way you have to go home and say honey look and you put it out there but you don't have the, you know, Clint, Meg and Dan in New Zealand radio two days later still talking about it. I know, it is crazy. I can't even fathom how crazy it must be for them. Okay, so let's spitball some of the most public breakups the world has ever seen, and then we'll try and rank where that one sits amongst them.
Starting point is 01:24:40 The first one that comes to mind for me is Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson. Yeah. That was in a bar, right? Was he spotted in a bar smooching some other bird? She was pregnant, which I think made the world angrier. If the woman's pregnant. And then they stayed together for a while later, Tristan and Chloe.
Starting point is 01:25:00 Which is classic Chloe. She holds on, she tries to fix things. Like she was still so good to Lamar, her first husband, after he really humiliated her. What about this one? Have we forgotten this one? When Prince Charles admitted to cheating after his like six messages ended up being released? Or that sucking toes? Yeah! Did you try to be faithful and honourable to your wife? Yes, until it became irretrievably broken down.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Irretrievably broken down. The thing with Charles and Camilla is, if anything, he cheated on Camilla with Diana. Yes, they were together maybe. They're the real love story. They loved each other from day one. Maybe it's an all-person thing where they go and record statements which they shouldn't because then you can keep playing them. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Yes you did.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Miss Lewinsky. Yes you did. I never told anybody it's a lie, not a single time, never. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the American people. Man, I almost believe him listening to that. And like a week later, he had to admit it. Do you know what the most heartbreaking one was for me?
Starting point is 01:26:10 And I know that you boys will agree. And it happened recently, finding out that Dave Grohl had had a baby out of wedlock with someone else because we just love him so much. He could do no wrong. He was at the point where you kind of like Uncle Dave, everybody loves him. Maybe you didn't like the Foo Fighters you go, but he's a good man.
Starting point is 01:26:26 They perform a good person. Is that when he wrote this song? I've got another confession to make. Was it about Noah? No, I've got it's a good song isn't it? Yeah. I think the heartbreaking one for me was when Mr and Mrs Smith, the movie came out. Oh yeah, Brad and Ange.
Starting point is 01:26:44 Brad and Angelina supposedly hit it off on the set. And then they started doing like that method acting thing where they're together on screen, so they together off screen. That didn't work out well for them, did that? That marriage is blown up in smoke. Yeah, but Jennifer Aniston, I feel like she's done well from it. Cause everybody's like always gonna be team Jen.
Starting point is 01:27:03 It's true, But now everyone does, there's so much talk about her not being a mother. And I feel sorry for her in that respect. But now her and Brad are friends again. They love each other so much. Becky with the good hair, with Beyonce and Jay-Z. And the footage in the thing of Solange. Dan brought up off here at the start of the show,
Starting point is 01:27:22 Tiger Woods, forgot about that. That was huge. He was backing the car out of the driveway. She went crazy at him start of the show Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. Forgot about that. That was huge. He was backing the car out of the driveway. She went crazy at him, like whacking the car. Yes, it's 10 out of 10. She's pissed. Or Ariana Grande? Oh, yeah, because there was like, wasn't he also?
Starting point is 01:27:38 He had like a wife, pregnant wife or something? He was pregnant, the guy that's in Wicked with Her, the munchkin guy. Yeah. Lol. He's a munchkin, a homew with her, the munchkin guy. Yeah. Lol. Yeah. He's a munchkin.
Starting point is 01:27:48 A homewrecker over a munchkin. I know. He's a beacon of hope for any normal guy out there. Isn't that so true? Brox just reminded us about Aaron Smith's disabled toilet situation. That's right. Oh, there are a lot of receipts on that. He's an all black.
Starting point is 01:28:04 They got caught doing the dirty. But I think she did him dirtier by doing that thing where she deleted her text and then did a screenshot of the conversation because the combo didn't quite make sense when we were all reading it online when it emerged. It's her fault then, you're right. Just blame her.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Oh, there's so many. It's always the woman's fault. This isn't it. Yeah, wayward. OK, so where then does the Coldplay cheating affair scandal and the kiss camp sit, Ash? I'm going to say like halfway. Like a five, top five? In the middle, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:37 Yeah, OK. For now. Let's revisit it in two years. Especially because they're normies, they're not celebrities. Totally. So for the world to have stopped down and talked about it for this long, I think you're right, I think it's deserving of a top five. Yeah. And if you were cheating, a famous person cheating with your partner, now would be the time to slip it in the news cycle. Oh definitely, now is the time to the radar. Come out and say it. Be proud about your cheating. Holy shit, you
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