The Edge Breakfast - GREATEST EIGHT - 19 September

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

Catch up on all the best moments from Clint, Meg & Dan with This Week's Greatest Eight! This jam-packed compilation brings together the funniest segments, including the Great Muff off taking out the number one spot.     

This is a podcast from Rover. The best eight moments from Clint McGee and Dan this week. It's the greatest tape. With you for the next couple of hours. Morning. Morning. Ahoi. A hoi.

Looks like. Made up currency. Made the highlights. Blame it on the Lutiel. Oh, yes. Nice. Segment. Nice.

Yeah. The Cook Box Warriors prank against our Dan. And Meg's muff off. Yeah, it was a big muff off. It happened yesterday, didn't it? on the show. And man, oh man, Meg, Sean. Also, did you have Muffin Break reach out to you off the back of that?

I, let me cheat my messages. No time for that. No, absolutely nothing. I've had absolutely nothing. And they're all franchises, so multiple people could have. Oh, right. Yeah, but then also, like, there's no point, say, one in the North Shore of Auckland looking after you, and then Christchurch is getting the shout out as well.

How tragic would it be if Meg was just the face of Muffin Break St. Luke's? The others are like, no, she's not associated with us. Just the sink looks more. Yeah, we don't want a part of it. All right, it's going to be fun if you hang out with us the next couple of hours. The best eight moments from Clint Meg and Dan this week. It's the greatest state. Giday, it's Brady and welcome back to another producer Zari.

The week started off hot with some not-so-wanted hugs. Just anyone running towards you with a hug. It must be an incredible feeling. If I ran towards you with a hug, Dan, you'd be laughing. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, maybe it's something we do after the show. Or maybe when we go to the ad break. Can't confirm Megan Dan hugged during the ad break and Dan was jumping for joy.

And now it's time for some Clint Megan Dan out of context. Head through the hole. She had a gone my glutes. Like, went to town. I think that's my problem area, my ass. I would hate to see what hard was like. But I reckon if I had some teenage boys or some younger men, taking off my underwear.

Taking off my underwear. Settle down, Meg. Four Chazettes had a reason to be excited, though, as they took out our Flat Idol competition earlier this week. It's Flat Idol. And the Chazettes, why have we saved them to last? That might be because you guys are going to R&V for free! One absolute tune, and it's finally happened.

Another easy money winner. Thank you for that. Easy money. Give us 10 answers this morning starting with the letter G. All right, Mick's got question one. Here we go. Time starts at the end of the first question. A color.

Green. A food. Great. A sport. A drink. A part of a house. Garage. A kitchen utensil.

Greater. Something you wear. Garter. A dog breed. German Shepherd. An insect. A Gralpopper. A Disney character.

A goofy. A drink. Gatorade. Yeah! Wow done, Chrissy. That was a clean run. Enjoy the K. But next week I'm sure we'll be back to the easy money blunders.

Dan's found his new go-to meal for when his fridge is looking bleak. I didn't have lunch yesterday, and so I was like, I can treat myself because I've had nothing to eat since breakfast. So I crushed some super wines with cream. And? And ate it. Oh, much. I'm sorry.

Sogy biscuits. Honestly. Honestly. All right, that's enough of that. And then Meg thought it would be a good idea to challenge Dan into doing a Barack Obama impersonation. Can you do a baraka accent, Dan? Not some, no. No, I've tried.

No. Okay. It sounds like Kermak. Oh, yeah. If like Kermit and Homer had like a baby. It's really specific. I can hear it in my head. Barack Obama.

Barack Obama. Germitia frog. That wasn't bad. Whose is better than yours? I'm Barack. Pretty good. And Meg's on the hunt for some new bridesmaids, even though she's happily married. If I was to get married today, you might be one of my bridesmen.

You look so. That's both flattering and insult. Pretty in a dress. Oh, bridesmen, not maids. It's okay. Dan's been trying out some sign-offs at the end of the show every day. So I thought I'd throw them in here just towards the end of the diary. But there was only three.

I couldn't find four. He's not very consistent with it. Here you go. All right, that's us. You're on your own now. It's been a great time being in your ear holes today. The pleasure has been all mine. See you tomorrow.

Thanks for listening to us. Stay classy, San Diego. See you tomorrow. On that note, we'll wrap up the producer's diary. Have a good week in, you bloody legends. We'll catch you back on Monday and up the waz. The best eight moments from Clint Meg and Dan this week. It's the Greatest Eight.

It's Clint Megan Dan's. Let's settle this. Let's settle this right now. Now, on the weekend, my wife and I met up with another couple. Friends of Hanners, okay, because I don't have any friends. So most of my friends are Hanna. You don't need to. Yeah, you guys get divorced.

You know you're going to have none. I've got no one. You guys are at, for me. Okay. And so we met them just at a mall. And we parked near where they were parking as well. And I actually saw them turn up. Now here's the thing.

When they arrived, she was driving, and he was in the passenger seat. What? And I said to Hannah, interesting, little bitch. That's terrible. No, terrible. Now, hey, and in all fairness, I will agree.

It's an interesting view to have, but I think it is a common view that when the guy isn't driving, if they're in a couple, they're traveling together, they don't have kids or anything. So they're in the front seat, both in the front seat.

The girl was driving. I just think it's unorthodox. And I just wanted to see if anybody else agreed. Now, Brittany, clearly you don't. You've sent a rather angry message saying, back at you, Meg, stupid thing to be even debating. I find it really, really pathetic. The guy is sitting in the passenger seat. I agree.

I think it's more masculine for a guy to not give a shit that his girl is driving. No, the thing is, Hannah drives. I don't give it. Really? Because it sounds like you're worried you're a little bit. No, no, no. It's just when I'm not. I see other guys.

Oh, but it doesn't apply to you. Like, for instance, if Clint arrived at work or something, we went out for dinner, and Clint arrived and Jamie was driving, I'd go, little bitch. Oh my God, Dad, it's so bad. I will, I'm joking. We're going to the phone. Brittany, give it to them. Brittany, come on, help me out.

I think Dan needs to get me to work story. Well, I wasn't at work, Brittany. See you later. She's gone. I love you, Britney. Latia? Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. Have I angered you as well? No, I just think it's funny. I was just thinking about. how often I drive because I like driving. And quite often my boyfriend's in the passenger seat, but I've got like what you consider like a boy racer car. So I've got a turbo MX5.

And quite often men will like look by and they'll give it a nod and then see the girls driving and my boyfriend just in the passenger seat. I think I would judge if a guy was driving an MX5. Sorry. Wait, do they look at the MX5? Do they have those headlights that pop up and look like eyes? The older ones are. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't see that on Bustin Furious. Hey, hey, I had a car with pop-up headlights when I was in my youth. There's a Honda record. And I tell you what, I have driven an MX5 before Latia, and it is a fun car to drive. I think she means more like it's a cool car. Like, then you would stupidly expect demand to drive in it. Thank you.

It's turbo. Like, you know, it makes a lot of power. Yeah. Now, look, I'm not saying it's a good view. I'm just saying if anybody agrees me, it's a view where you go, oh, that's interesting to see. No, it's a... Is it you? Going back to the 50s. No, they don't, clearly.

It's just you. People have texted saying, I agree with Dan. It's odd to see. Thank you, Matt. That's coming from a man. All right, just go to Mike. Mike, you actually don't like your wife being the passenger. Nah, it's too hard on my mental health.

Just let it drive. The best eight moments from Clint McGinn, Dan, this week. It's the greatest state. Clint McGinn Dan, I thought I might be the only one that does this, but then I saw this online. And it turns out, no, there is somebody else that has like a currency that they compare everything to work out if it's a good deal or not. I pay my kids $0.25 cents for every dog poop they pick up.

The problem is I've created a microeconomy where all labor or the cost of things is compared to dog poops. We'll be walking through the grocery store and my kids will be like, Dad, how many poops is this bag of chips? Dad, this chocolate bar, that's six dog poops. I was at Costco the other day buying groceries and I thought this isn't worth 1,600 poops. My son heard somebody say, kids nowadays don't know the value of a dollar. He's like, I know, four turds.

I love that. It's great, isn't it? And I think, do you know, I'm even thinking about it now, I like to, I think it's really good to teach your kids at maths. Yeah. I think it's really clever. And now, like, if my kid wants to...

And also that poor dog. Yeah. How many poop do you? You're like pushing for that dog to poo more. Yeah, you would be. I'd be overemium. If my son wants to buy an app or upgrade something on his switch

and it's like $12.99. and my wife sees that as stupid money because he's buying skins and things. I'll be like, well, that's just, that's one beer. Morning, Hannah. So I'm lucky I have a company car with fuel, and so I just relate everything to how much I'd pay on fuel. So get my nails done. Oh, well, that's only a tank of fuel.

So I kind of justify it with the money. Oh, AC, so you're not spending their money. I would have had to pay for that tank of fuel, and I don't have to. That's clever girl math, actually, Hannah. Problem is you probably go through a tank of gas once a week. So you only get to use that once a week, but I imagine you use it four, five. times.

I'm going to start using that as well. Not that I have a company car. Yeah. It's an incredible, Hannah, too. All these people like us that don't have a company car. I imagine it is something you probably take for granted while you have it. But that is a game changer, right? Huge.

No like upkeep for the car, no fuel costs. It must be incredible. Is it right, Hannah, they reckon if you get a company car, it's worth about 15 grand in income, at least, I would say. Yeah, definitely is. I mean, I live in the North Shore and work at the airport, So it's a big drive every day that I save a lot of money on. That's so great and so handy.

Even you don't have to buy a car. That's $20K. Update insurance, all that stuff. All right, Carly. What's your comparison when it comes to money? Mine's a little bit different. It's not currency so much. But whenever I have to measure something in feet,

I think about the size of subway foot long. Yeah. And if they go, okay, it's about 15 feet away, and you go, right, 15 foot long. Jeez, that's a lot of foot long. So that means I'm six foot long as high. Yeah. Is that incredible? You know what?

I think everybody does that to a subconscious level, to a certain degree. Like if someone says that's a foot long, I go, oh, so it's about a sandwich long. Yeah, yeah, about a sandwich. Yeah. Thanks, Carly. Jacinda says she compares everything the cost of parking outside work. And if she goes and buys the thing, she knows she's going to have to sacrifice walking to work a little further the next day. Oh, yeah.

So if she had to, you went and got the new iPhone duo, she'd have to walk to work for. for 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever it is. The best eight moments from Clint Meg and Dan this week. It's the greatest eight. Clint McGahn. Don't blame it on the sunshine.

Don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good times. Blame it on the Luteal. Yeah, we've started to realize that life can get away on you in that week and you can make a lot of crazy decisions, a lot of interesting decisions that you may not make in the other three weeks of the month, according to Meg, allegedly.

Well, again, and I said it was just my experience, and I just got a text saying, make sure you're not trivialising women's emotions and promoting the idea were unstable and unreliable. That's why I said it's my experience of it that I have had with these changes that I'm experiencing. And I found that my friends have also mentioned to me that they're finding these moments,

postpartum, like having moments of these rage, ludicial phases. Or like just frustration. I just, my fuse is shorter. So wait, when people make that joke going, oh, you're on your period? You're definitely. not because that's actually a chill week.

Well for me it's a chill week. It's different. I have a lot of pain during that week, physical pain, but I don't have any sort of like fogging of my mind in that week. But again, everybody's different. I just find it crazy that you feel like 25% of the month you could be making decisions that you look back on and regret. That's terrifying. That's hard for me. It's interesting to see though because there's a lot of women texting it. There's one person that said it was negative. A lot of other people texting and admitting in one person I'm going to quote them saying I am a raging bee on the Luteal

and I'll admit it and look I mean keeps life interesting it does yeah it must suck knowing that you can look back and go Jesus Christ I was unrational and horrible yeah I'm probably a bit too hard there The thing is though girls have an excuse guys don't And there is a lot of dudes out there that are also raging bees

Yeah yeah absolutely blame it on the Lutio hormones yeah Suzy, morning. Morning, Suze. Morning, how are you guys? Good. Good. What are you blaming on the Luteal?

I know. I felt the rage myself. I was coming home from work. My boyfriend had picked me up, and he said something wrong. I don't even know what it was now, but when we got out of the car, I swung my handbag at him. And then he said to me, let it all out, so I kicked him. Oh, God, no. And then the neighbour came out from outside and asked him.

he was okay. Fair enough. Yeah, fair. But, I mean, you can't even remember what it was, you know, you can't even remember what he said. No, it was just a bad day at work, and I was just probably just, yeah, venting. But at the same time, I was so mad.

The whacking someone with a handbag is a signature move of any lady over 70, hey? It's a great move. The classic, I'll get you with my handbag. It's a great move. I wish there was more research done with that. I think there would be something that we could have or that helps us that maybe we would.

We haven't looked into the research of like if there's a certain food or that I could eat. You know what I mean? I feel like there should be some research behind the help of this part. He's also texted her saying, wait till you're sick with your daughters. God help guy. Then it's everyone for themselves. The best eight moments from Clint Meg and Dan this week. It's the greatest state.

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But we spotted him. If I want to use the same hotel as the President of Nigeria, where do I have to stay? In Abuja in Nigeria. Right. Oh, right, okay. It wasn't like he was here and you were in a QT. That's actually really handy because Clint's going on holiday there next year. Yeah, no. He's great. He's run out of other places to go.

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Now on the weekend, my wife and I met up with another couple. Friends of Hannah's, okay, because I don't have any friends. So most of my friends are hands. You don't need. Yeah, if you guys get divorced, you know you're going to have none. I've got no one. You guys are at, for me. Okay. And so we met them just at a mall.

And we parked near where they were parking as well And I actually saw them turn up Now here's the thing When they arrived She was driving And he was in the passenger seat And you thought And I said to Hannah

Interesting a little bit That's terrible No Now hey and all fairness I will agree It's an interesting view to have But I think it is a common view That when the guy

Is it driving If they're in a couple, they're traveling together, they don't have kids or anything. So they're in the front seat, both in the front seat. The girl was driving. I just think it's unorthodox. And I just wanted to see if anybody else agreed. Now, Brittany, clearly you don't.

You've sent a rather angry message saying, back at you, Meg, stupid thing to be. Even debate? I find it really, really pathetic. The guy's sitting in the passenger seat. I agree. I think it's more masculine for a guy to not give a shit that is, his girl is driving.

No, the thing is, we know Hannah drives. I don't give it. Really? Because it sounds like you're worried you're a little bit. No, no, no. It's just when I see other guys. Oh, but it doesn't apply to you. Like, for instance, if Clint arrived at work or something, we went out for dinner,

and Clint arrived and Jamie was driving, I'd go, little bitch. Oh, my God, Dad, it's so bad. I will, I'm joking. We're going to the folks. Brittany, come on, help me out. I think day needs to get me to work, story. Well, I wasn't at work, Brittany. See you later.

She's gone. I love you, Brutley. Latia? Good morning. Good morning. Have I angered you as well? No, I just think it's funny. I was just thinking about how often I drive, because I like driving.

And quite often my boyfriend's in the passenger seat, but I've got what you consider like a boy racer car. So I've got a turbo MX5. And quite often men will like look by and they'll give it a nod and then see the girls driving and my boyfriend just in the passenger seat. I think I would judge if a guy was driving an MX5. Sorry. Wait, do the Lickx 5?

Do they have those headlights that pop up and look like eyes? The older ones, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't see that on Fast and Furious. Hey, hey, I had a car with pop-up headlights when I was in my youth. There's a Honda record. And I tell you what, I have driven an MX5 before Lettier, and it is a fun car to drive. I think she means more like it's a cool car.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's stupidly expect demand driving it. Yeah, yeah, like it's turbo. Like, you know, it makes a lot of power, so. Yeah. Now, look, I'm not saying it's a good view. I'm just saying if anybody agrees with me. It's a view where you go, oh, that's interesting to see.

No, it's... Is it you? I, everybody fix it. No, they don't, clearly. No, people... People text through saying, I agree with that. It's odd to see. Thank you, Matt.

And that's coming from a man. All right, let's go to Mike. Mike, you actually don't like your wife being the passenger. Nah, it's too hard on my mental health. Just let it drive. I'm Clint Megan Dan this week. It's the Greatest State. I went to a really cool festival for the Auckland area.

It's called the Fairy and Pirate Festival. If you've given me three guesses, I reckon I would have got it. You would have got there? Yeah, well, I think I would have either got Fairy and or Pirate. But not both mixed. Now, that is one out of a festival. It's a hell of a festival. I've gone through the past few years.

And I want to really reiterate, I think it's awesome that this free event is put on for children because that's what it is, right? And the kids loved it. There was, I cry, most of the time. No surprise there. Seeing my daughters get really excited to see their favorite

characters walking this parade. What characters do you have? Outside of Hook. They did Ferry. Yeah, no, they did like all. They did the Mad Hatta was there. Oh, no, not at the Fairy Pirate Festival. They don't fit into either Fairy or Pirate. Matt had it was there. Spider-Man was there. Oh, no. Okay, wait, where does he go?

I'd say fairy because he bounces and swings around a lot. You had to put him somewhere. I think he used to be at the superhero festival. No, Batman was also there. But let me say, as I say. And I want to read it. I don't want to... I don't want to...

Shit on the fairy parade. Yeah, I don't. Because I really... In the end, it is a free festival. The kids loved it. But as an adult, watching it, I was like, I reckon Cal from the day show fits the Spider-Man outfit better than the guy did. It was baggy.

It was a very baggy Spider-Man outfit. Ariel had a full-sleeve tattoo and some facial piercines. Oh, I love that. I know. She was awesome, but I was like... She was 12. Clint. That's...

No, no. I was like, that's not really, real. Well, you should never sleep at it. Like, some of the Disney princesses were easily in their 40s to 50s. Like, it was, it was this, like, I don't know why the Manhattan was there. There were quite a few. Ursula was a drag queen. There was a lot.

And I was like, yeah, it was a lot going on. I have a bone to pick with the Spider-Man people that make the costumes. Make them more fitting. It's all, make them tight. I've never seen. And even the ones he's been, like, good money on. They're always too baggy. And no one ever looks like Spider-Man.

And it needs the built-in muscles. Yeah, it does. It's tight. Expensive costumes will have the built-in shoulder pads. Yeah, but then you look too bulky. I think no one has the body for Spider-Man, unfortunately. Yeah, Benson Boone does try a lot. Yeah, but even he looks cringe.

Have you noticed that recently how he's pretending to be Spider-Man on stage? Can he stop? Once I thought it was kind of cool, but it seems to be every night he's been Spider-Man now. Yeah, I've got the ick from Benson Boone, pretending to be Spider-Man. It's not ascent as we thought would be sane, to be honest. You just Google it. Just go on TikTok or Instagram and go,

Benson Boone Spider-Man on stage. It's cringe as. The parade was great, but I found myself truly going back from like in between. I was crying, looking at my kids, and then I started laughing because I looked at the parade. And I was like, what is this? It honestly looked like they'd lined up and gone, all right, here's a costume for you. And they're like, oh, I don't know if I could be Cinderella. It's like, you'll be it.

Did it cost? No, it was free, exactly. Okay, well, you get when you pay for it. I know, very happy. It's a great event. The best eight moments from Clint McGinn's Dan this week. It's the greatest state. It's international muffined.

Yeah, it is. The Muffin Man. The Muffin Man? Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Have you to know this about me? What is it that is like, it's up there with part of your personality? I'm a big fan of Muffin Break. Hashtag not Spawn.

No, I wish they were, but I've never received a single free thing for Muffin Break. It should be sentencing down. If Matilda Rice is the face of Colgate, Dan Carter, the face of Chemist's Wehouse, Meg needs to be on the posters at Muffin'Rae. Don wants to know if Meg is Mega Meg the muffin mastermind. And a good old-fashioned

muff-off. 10 questions. Can Meg prove her loyalty to the brand by getting a perfect score? Dan, do you want to do question one? Is this actually like Mastermind? You have a specialty subject and mine's muffin break. God, a legacy I'm leaving. If you get three from 10, not a fan, five, meh. You kind of like muffin break

once or twice a year. I think if you get eight, you're a I don't know if I'm going to get these. Ten, you need to have shares in the company. Yes, first question. What are three muffin flavours you can get at muffin break? Mixed berry, apple, cinnamon, caramel, madonna. She's got it. We'll pay that.

Right. What city, Meg, did the first muffin break in New Zealand open? Um, I believe it was Auckland. Yes, it was. Oh! She's good. Name two muffin bake. Frape flavors?

Vanilla. Mokka. She's only gone and done it. That's so dumb. Meg, you are having the time of your life. Do not lie. Now that I'm getting them right, I'm kind of... Okay, she's three from three.

What is the name of Muffin' Break's rewards program? Is it Muffin Break Rewards? Yes, it is. No one of might have got around a trick question. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Okay, here we go. They get harder from here.

On what date is New Zealand's $3 Muffin Day in 2026? That would be today, day. And the 18th How to see it! Okay, okay, go! How are that she going? In July, Megan, Muffin Break had a teddy bear's picnic day. Yes.

What did you get free with your purchase if you took your teddy bear in store? I did this with my daughter, you got a free small hot chocolate. Yes! Just a reminder, this is not a paid-for presentation by Muffin Break. Next question. What about, okay? What decade? Did Muffin Break launch in New Zealand?

What decade? Nineties. Yeah, how does to do it? How many coffees? Don't drop the ball at the last. Okay. Hurdle Meg. How many coffees do you have to buy to get the fifth one free?

Five. Well, that was very obvious that one. Okay, these next two questions, if you can get them correct, you will be an elite mega muffin mastermind. I didn't even know I wanted this. List four malls that have a muffin break. Oh, that's hard, that's hard. Okay, St. Luke's.

St. Luke's. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, then Queensgate Lower Hart. Yep. Rick it in. Crash shit, you have one. She needs one more. She's breaching elite.

Someone's texting. Don't look at the text. Some of you or just send your answers. Coastland's paramedouma. She's done! Oh my God, the final question for a perfect score. One, fine, one, put it on. In the muff-off.

Okay. Oh my God, this is crazy. We've never seen a more perfect muff-off. What is the maximum number of muffins one person can buy on muffin breaks $3 $3 muffin day, which is today? That answer would be six boys. She's a mega muffin mastermind. She knows the muffin bag.

The best eight moments from Clint Meg and Dan this week. It's the greatest eight. Clint Megan Dan, I thought I might be the only one that does this, but then I saw this online. And it turns out, no, there is somebody else that has like a currency that they compare everything to. to work out if it's a good deal or not. I pay my kids $0.25 cents for every dog poop. They pick up. The problem is I've created a micro economy where all labor or the cost of things is compared to dog poops.

We'll be walking through the grocery store and my kids will be like, Dad, how many poops is this bag of chips? Dad, this chocolate bar, that's six dog poops. I was at Costco the other day buying groceries and I thought this isn't worth 1,600 poops. My son heard somebody say, kids nowadays don't know the value of a dollar. He's like, I know. Four turns.

I love that. It's great, isn't it? And I think, do you know, I'm even thinking about it now, I like to, I think it's really good to teach your kids at maths. Yeah. I think it's really clever. And now, like, if my kid wants to. And also that poor dog. Yeah.

How many poofs are they? You're like pushing for that dog to poo more. Yeah, you would be. I'd be feeding him laxatives. If my son wants to buy an app or upgrade something on his switch and it's like $12.99 and my wife sees that a stupid money because he's buying skins and things. I'll be like, me, it's just, that's one beer. Morning, Hannah. So I'm lucky.

a company car with fuel and so I just relate everything to how much I'd pay on fuel so get my nails done oh well that's only a tank of fuel so I kind of justify it with the money I'm not spending that money I would have had to pay for that tank of fuel and I don't have to. That's clever girl math

actually Hannah. Problem is you probably go through a tank of gas once a week so you only get to use that once a week but I imagine you use it four five times. I'm going to start using that as well not that I have a company car yeah it's incredible Hannah all these people like that don't have a company car.

I imagine it is something you probably take for granted while you have it. But that is a game changer, right? Huge. Huge. No like upkeep for the car, no fuel costs. It must be incredible. Is it right, Hannah, they reckon if you get a company car, it's worth about 15 grand in income, at least, I would say.

Yeah, definitely is. I mean, I live in the North Shore and work at the airport, so it's a big drive every day that I save a lot of money on. That's so great and so handy. Even you don't have to buy a car. That for insurance is $20,000. Update insurance. All right, Carly, what's your comparison when it comes to money?

Mine's a little bit different. It's not currency so much, but whenever I have to measure something in feet, I think about the size of subway footlong. Yeah. And if they go, okay, it's about 15 feet away and you go, right, 15 foot long. Jeez, that's a lot of foot long. So that means I'm six foot longs high. Yeah.

Is that incredible? You know what? I think everybody does that to a subconscious level, to a certain degree. Like if someone says that's a foot long, I go, oh, so it's about a sandwich long. Yeah, about a sandwich. Yeah. Thanks, Carly. Jacinda says she compares everything the cost of parking outside work.

And if she goes and buys the thing, she knows she's going to have to sacrifice walking to work a little further the next day. Oh, yeah. So if she had to go and got the new iPhone duo, she'd have to walk to work for 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best eight moments from Clint Meg and Dan this week. It's the greatest state. Radio Podcasts.