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Episode Date: October 8, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. You're angry, William. You're angry at me? Oh, Dan, come on, man. Come on. Everyone knows Kobe, man.

Like, it's a worldwide thing, man. And Serena Williams is one of the best female tennis players, bro. I know. She was on the Super Bowl. She was doing the creep walking. She was. She was. And she didn't even have to play tennis.

We were just like, yo, it's Serena. Because she dated Drake. I'm going, come on. Everyone knew. Everyone knew. I know, but the thing is, William, what you're forgetting is we're in New Zealand and they are big here. But worldwide, on a world-class level, they're not your Beyonce. They're not, they're not the Barack Obama.

They literally had a movie. They had a movie made about their life and Will Smith ended up playing the dad because their story is that famous. Not a great film I watched that. Beyonce hasn't had a film made about her life. I'm just saying. Okay, so William, you'd just chucking them all right now. I mean, we've had a couple, we've chucked a couple documentaries for Kobe,

so I'd go to say he's up there with an A-classes. Yeah, I reckon if you called most people that are over the age of 50, they wouldn't know who Kobe Bryant is. Yeah, well, they also wouldn't know who you are, so. Exactly. Well, I'm not even featuring on anywhere near. James, what do you reckon? Are you team Dan on this?

Or do you reckon Kobe Bryant and Serena Williams deserve an A-list status? Uh, look, Dan, you're a dipshit, mate. Come on. Like, Toby's A all day. A all day. Let it out. He's A all day. What else do you want to say?

I'm here. I'm open. Oh, mate, I think you need to retire from this game. Yes. But someone's got to stick up. He needs to be penalised and he should be punished. No, but we don't want to dumb down the real A-listers by putting a Kobe Bryant in there. Every text is coming through saying Serena and Kobe are both A-lister's.

Hall of Famer people are saying that when Kobe died, people were weeping in the streets. Someone else has said, I didn't even know who Kobe was until he died, B-Lister at most. And he was a great... Rugby player. No, what is it? I'm joking. I'm joking.

He was a great basketball player. He was. To be fair, Dan, he's a really a sports guy. So if this was like musical theatre stars, he'd be like, they are all heads. Yeah, so maybe it's his... Lin-Manuel Mawanda. It's his ignorance, maybe James.

Oh, huge ignorance. I just can't get over it. Oh, normally you get a little bit of a man. And you start having to look at the Texan going, oh, okay. Am I on the wrong side of the argument here? Damn, you really feel like you're out on your own island. No, there's people that are texting through. Someone's just texted through.

None of them are A-listers. All four that we've thrown out today. No. Okay, well, let's find out from Kobe. Kobe, what do you reckon? Yeah, you're definitely an A-lister. All of fame, you know? Yeah, but your name's Kobe.

Yeah, it's right, Dan. Yeah. That's right. Did your parents name you after him? Uh, yeah, sure, why not? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. If your parents were big fans back in the day. Well, look, going on the texts, yes, we would have to bump him up to an A.

We would have to. And what about Serena? Are you willing to admit it, or are we keeping her at a bead? Because ultimately, we all have to agree, and if we can't agree, we can't agree. In terms of tears. Wait, so we can't agree, the lower ranking wins. Oh, we just don't put him on the list at all. Okay.

I can't have Serena. I can't denigrate him. What if I told you, we can have Kobe or Serena. Okay, that's a compromise. Oh, that's not. So the question becomes, who is more of an A-lister? Who is more famous Serena or Kobe? I would say Serena.

In that situation, I have to say Serena. No, you've got to give it to Kobe. It's so easy. Kobe takes the A-list that there's only one spot. Yeah, because basketball is so much more popular worldwide than tennis. Come on, Ash. Okay, it's up to you then, because I'm saying Kobe. Dan's going to give Serena the spot.

Well, obviously, I can't agree with Dan. I'm going to have to go with you. Okay, Kobe takes it. Serena gets bumped because there's only one spot left. I feel good about Kobe B. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. One of my bucket list things that I've always wanted to do, but I feel like I've well and truly missed the boat, is be signed by Red Bull for anything.

Oh, you know, you definitely miss the boat now, Clint. Alice Robinson, Kiwi Red Bull, Alpine skier. World Champ joins us in studio. You're a badass. Thanks so much for having me. It's good to be here. Maybe you could get signed for the most vodka Red Bulls drug. drunk in one night in a spa bar.

Yeah, the most boring chat, maybe, Clint, looking to be there. So, Alice, at what point in your life did you realize that you were a bad bitch? I mean, I'm not sure. I think maybe when I first started racing on the World Cup, I was like, okay, this is like... I'm pretty bad at. I want to do this. Was it always snow-related, or were you doing other, just generally fast, scary things? And that's what stuck.

Not always snow-related. I think, like, growing up, I just was always a bit of an adrenaline, like, kind of risk-taker. Like, I used to ride horses as well. and always kind of loved anything that was like took a little bit of like getting over like some sort of fear I've always really loved that ski racing was great it was like a mixture of competitiveness and also like a bit of that thrill

kind of adrenaline-seeking stuff so what's the crazy thing that you did that got Red Bull's attention because you do have to be doing stuff that no one else has done after I got my like first podium like in the World Cup and I was like kind of a random chick from New Zealand in ski racing which is pretty rare started talking with Red Bull which was really cool

and so I've been with them since I was 17 I follow a lot of motorsport and stuff. I know Liam Lawson is sponsored by Red Bull as well. It seems like such a cool company to be involved with. Like what happens when you do get signed by Red Bull? Because not a lot of people know this. It's one of the biggest companies in the world. Like if you've got Red Bull on your helmet or on your hat like you've got on right now,

you've made it almost in the game you do. For us, it's amazing because there's so much like infrastructure around Red Bull, especially in their like focus in Alpine skiing because it's an Austrian company and ski racing is like a huge sport in Austria. So, like, the support I've had from them, like, their facilities in Austria for training, for, like, financial support for, like, figuring me out training. I mean, it's such an advantage to be part of their team. And also, the access you get to other things to do with sports, like, you know, the media, kind of all the perks. Had some, like, pretty fun, like, parties, too.

It's just quite cool. Yeah, they know how to throw a party? How much Red Bull do you think you've drunk in your life? I was like, what day of the month does the Red Bull shipment arrive to your house? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I've probably had a lot of Red Bull. I don't really want to think about it. It gives you wings.

Do you have to just follow the snow? Like where are you spending most of your time? Yeah, so I'm like, I'm more overseas now. So I'm like eight months in Europe and then kind of three, four months at home in Queenstown. That's kind of cool, like, because you have to. You need snow for your jobs. You're like, oh, I have to go to Austria again.

Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas most people are chasing summer. You're doing the opposite. My winters are different to... I'm a normal person who's working with winters. like I'm in the mountains in the mornings. And you're doing what you love. Do you still get the thrill that you originally chase

and you're a kid in that adrenaline? I think I do. Probably I don't appreciate it as much as I used to. You do a dream job. Like I reckon there's probably a lot of young people listening right now that would be like I want to do what Alice is doing. What is like the, what would be your advice to someone that's maybe gone up Happy Valley or, you know,

gone up fuck a papa and gone, I'd love to do that one day. If you're going to go down a professional sport route, it's like a massive undertaking, it's not easy. There's like a lot of commitment. It's hard work, but it's also just, yeah, so rewarding. Being from New Zealand, it's kind of like opens your world so much to meeting so many different people traveling all over the world. So, I mean, if you have that opportunity, then for sure, just like take it. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

What is the worst injury you've ever had? I actually haven't had a bad injury. Let's not talk about it. You should never have asked the winters. Oh, amazing. Oh, we're cheering you on, babe. Yeah. Yeah.

Where's the next event that we can tune in and watch it on the world stage? In three weeks in Saldon in Austria, as the World Cup opener for the season, end of October. Get it. You can do it. Alice Robinson will be cheering you on. Thank you so much, man. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. First call of the day. First call on the day. That person is William. This morning, he's a train driver in Auckland. His nickname is Big Willie. Big Willister. Just finished the night.

He's heading home. He drives a Holden Commodore. He's a Sagittarius, and he's got a partner with a one-year-old. Good morning, William. Morning, guys. How are we? Good, Willie. First of all, how tall are you?

6-2. Oh, he's a big Willie. Big Willie. I was going to, yeah, but if he was only 5'6, you go, how'd he get the nickname? Maybe he's got a personality. You know? So, Big Willie Stiles, how long does it take to train to become a train driver? Yeah, asking for a friend.

If you're off the street. You have to do classroom work and then 1,050 hours driving. Wow. So if you've already got a train driving background, you only have to do 500 hours. Theoretically speaking, say you don't have a train driving background. You've got a background in radio. And then you wanted to pivot and do some train driving.

How long do you think it would take before I'm, you know, in charge of a rig? How many years? Oh, with you dad, we can make anything happen. Okay. See, I've got William on the inside. He can pull some strings. Big Willie, how quickly, or how long does it take for you to stop from, oh my God, I need to stop, something's on the tracks, I'm going to hit the brakes.

How many seconds, what's the distance before you can actually, like, if you're just cruising around at a normal speed during the day? Well, it could be a couple of hundred meters. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a long way. Yeah, does it piss you off? Does it piss you off? If you've got a freight three night with a few thousand ton on it, yeah, it takes a few hundred meters.

Do you do passengers or freight? Nah. Got to be drive a real train. Got to have the freight stuff. Oh, real train. All right, big wheelie. Wow. So you've got a diesel, big diesel machine?

Big diesel machine. Big, that's no one, damn. Big diesel. Nice. And where do you drive to? Between Auckland and Fongare and then Auckland to Tarapa. Okay, and what percentage of your driving is hands-free? 90% of it.

Yeah, right. So it makes me one hour long. I wonder what most of the training's for. Yeah. Well, there's no steering wheel, I guess. Oh, yeah, there is no steering wheel. So it's just like, go and stop. So I'm wondering where all the training comes in.

Yeah, I think you'd imagine, correct me if I'm wrong, William. I've done a bit of research. But you need to, when you're thrashing, which is when the engine's going and you're going up a hill or whatever, you need to monitor all the engine levels and stuff. See, Dan, you'd probably be able to drive one tomorrow. Yeah, I reckon I could. That's true, big Willie.

I'd love to come along for a ride. What would we call you? We can't call you Big Danny. What would your train drive in it? Small Willie. Yeah. It's got nothing to do with his hire. Yeah.

Also, my name's not William. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Small Willie. You know, hey, so does your name William? No, it's Dan. Yeah. Oh, we could do it.

Let's make it happen, William. Maybe I could come a ride along with Big Willie. And then... Oh, would you have him along with you? For sure. I'd love to. Yeah, for sure. We could make that happen.

Oh, my God. Seriously. Dreams do come true, people. People that are half listening just heard you say you want to ride a big willy. Anyway, you know people getting ready in the mornings?

No one is as immature as you, Clint, all right? No one else thought that. Stuff.com. Hey, Dan. Dan Wobie wants to ride a big willy. It's the front headline. God must be a slow newsday. Sorry, William, yeah?

Hey, Dan. Yeah. I hear Dan's a bit of a race car fan. Yeah, I am. I drive a dirt track car. Would you like to come for a ride one day? Oh, my God. There's two rides with Big Willie.

Big Willie, your Dan's dream best friend. We could honestly be best friends. Trains, racing cars. Sign me up. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Ye no met him, wash. Happy with that? So that last, I always go the last word that she says is the first word of the actual quote.

Wosh. And then you reverse it and you don't. Because we're going to get someone on to guess it. Okay. Nibis gives me the thumbs up. He's good to go. guessing this morning is Alex from Christchurch Morning Alex

Good morning, how are you? Good, now you heard Ash and her reverse What do you think the quote is? No, I've got to reverse that Oh I don't think she's going to get it from that I think she could have a guess How about Alex, you get two goes at it

If you want to be a mate, a real hero See? I'll do it again backwards But then we'll give you another crack at it reversed All right, Al? Okay, sounds good I'm going to do it again live Yenom

Fem's wash I know what it is Yeah Um Oh It sounded like wash Wash or what's washed backwards Oh

Oh no I can't do that on the radio Okay We're gonna flip it We're gonna flip it and reverse it for you And if Ash has actually learned it well enough It should be obvious So

Mithemone Oh, okay, what is? Oh, show me the money! Show me the money! Good job, Alex. One from one. Okay, Dan, so it's your turn. He's going to perform it live now in reverse.

One more time. Okay. Taob ameim. You need to put a r in there. It should be tar. Tar. Torb, I mean, I'm. Too late.

Maybe he was already working on it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. You're pronouncing it with a Kiwi accent. Oh, but I don't originally know it. Okay. Alex, I'm going to reverse it for you. You have to tell me, because it should be obvious if Dan's nailed it, what this movie quote is.

Oh, Jesus. Good luck, Alex. Oh, my God. It's worse than I was. Come on, Dan. Oh, fair on sports. Yeah, yep, fair. Hey, me out and am, before us.

Come on, that's really. clear. Rish. Oh. Wresh? No, I can't be rash. Um, oh, I'm pretty stuck on that one. He said, the last thing

he said was Tor Rab. Okay, let's listen one more time. Tor Rab. Paul Rud! I'm gonna put them side by side. This is Dan. Amia. And he's trying to say,

My name Abolabana. Come on, come on. My name abhorah. Okay, so you got one from two, Alex. You're going to need this one. if you're going to win the double pass where I must see movie. Oh, bugger.

Okay. Hawa be Iqbran, you're na, shawa. Oh, he sounds Nigerian when he does. He does, hey? I sound German. Yeah. He sounds Nigerian.

Yes. Can you do it again, please, Clinton? Hawabee Ikbraat, O'anah, Shawa. Shawa. Hawa. Awash. Shawa.

Here it is. Hawa shana. That's funny. I know, it's a good one. Of course you'd do it. That's very ununderstandable. Okay. One more time, Alex.

Awash, I know. How do you be able. I respect that you did it in the accent as well. Yeah, it is quite good. You became the character. You can hear the accent, but not so much what you're saying. That's the issue. Awish.

Awish. I wish. I wish. Awish. Awish. Oh,ish. Oh, shah. How to get you, but what?

Yeah, the first four words are better than the last four. I'll give you a hit. I'll give you hit, gay cowboys. I wish I knew how to quit you. I wish I knew how to quit you. I wish I knew how to quit you. I wish I knew how to quit you. Clint Megan's and stinky boot.

It really dropped the ball this week and forgot to put my four-year-old in costume for a kindy book literacy day, and I just thought of him feeling left out and looking around at all the other kids in costume. and him not made me feel like I just absolutely failed as a mother. Yeah. And you didn't.

You were such a caring, Mum. Such an incredible mum. And I think there's a lot of people texting through that have done worse, much, much worse. I guess if you've got a 10-year-old kid, you've got 10 years to drop the ball. You're bound to once or twice. Rochelle, you've dropped it quite badly. Hi, yes, I have dropped it really badly. this call will be recording

sorry she's just recording it for legal purposes we're recording you too always Ash just so you know you'll end up on the podcast later yeah yeah exactly no no I was on a hurry one morning

and forgot that I was on cake duty at work so I quickly worked to the supermarket driving a vehicle that I don't usually drive and it was a manual and I pulled into the car park and said to the kids who were about two and six of that time. Just wait here. I'll just be really quick. When I came back, my car wasn't there

because I didn't put the handbrake on. And they had rolled across to the other side of the car park and stopped on the back of this van. No damage was done, but no other cars could get out of the freaking car park until I got back. Oh my gosh. Were the kids traumatized or did they not really know? The two-year-old had no idea. And my elder son just said that he didn't know how to stop it and he was just waiting for me to get back but we're in everyone's way.

Oh dear. That is well. Well, you're not the only one. So many more texts coming through. My mom picked me up from daycare once but left my baby, like newborn baby sister behind. No. Oh my gosh.

What about? My son had a burst appendix and I thought he was faking it for three days. Yeah, my mum did that for two days in a broken arm. But harden up, you're going to school. She thought I was faking. Yeah, that's the worst. It's just.

Single mum, Christmas one year, I got them bikes and I was so excited to see their faces. When Dad and I went to build them Christmas Eve, we found out we didn't have the right tools. Oh, gosh. I only had enough wrap to wrap the front of each box. And I just gave it to them and parts. We had to build it later.

Oh, no, Christmas grew up. Kids and tears, and you're like, I got you a bike. You can't ride it now. My friend, my friend painted her kids up orange's full umpillumper's, like orange faces and dropped him up at school on the wrong day. That's great. Hey, guys, there's two places things live forever. One is on the internet,

and two is in my spreadsheet that I keep of all the dumb shit. You guys say, Clint, we have found audio of something a little bit incriminating of you as a parent. Oh, yeah, this was... I left my wallet in my wife's car, and I already planned... Was this the time you broke open your child's piggy bank so you could go drinking?

I needed money, and I didn't have any, and I knew the kids do. And I was replace it. And you gave them the money to anyway. Exactly. It was my money. They were just holding on to in their piggy banks. All right, we're going to a brewery, and I don't have anyone to babysit,

so they're coming with me, but I also don't have my wallet. How much money have you got in there, babe? I got lots of money. How much is that? Have you got any notes? Oh, no. Because beer might cost more than that. I just remember just having so many coins and get to the brewery,

and I'm just like counting them out. 410, 420, 440, 460, for 15. Clint, Megan, Dan. Go playlist. From the tip of Cape Brianger down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your postcode playlist. Debuting for the very first time on the edge.

Yeah, Wellington this week. A lot of suggestions for lyrics came through from you, the listeners, and we love this. You can't beat it on a good day, Wellington. They've got a zoo. Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson, lots of urine in the bucket fountain, apparently someone suggested. Is that people are weighing in a fountain?

Or is it just got a sewage issue? I think I'm not a lot of people are weighing in it. I don't know. Wellington, go off, Kings. Lots of hipsters. They ride bikes. Blanket Man, RIP, passed away recently. Mitten's The Cat. Used to be an identity in Wellington. Now moved to Auckland.

It's windy, it's hilly, and it's the home of Teppapa. How the hell you crammed all that into one song, but we're about to find out. Jeez, good. Ash London. Oh, gosh. Featuring in the chorus. And Dan is doing the rap. Here it is, Wellington.

City. The capital. Wellington City You can beat it on a good day Yes, Wendy, but it's okay And I threw in Italy Windon City Yeah they ever do

All of a copy is freshly rude All right up straight Windy, Wellington City Yeah, on the waterfront Just relaxing A lot of the rings and Peter Jackson Lots of piss in the bucket fountain

Cable car goes up the mountain Yeah, I'm a hipster On a bike I don't drive Riding past the beehive Sending love out to blanket man Mitten's the cat move to all collect Yeah, it's got the vines Yeah, it's at the arts

Yeah, Cuba's street It smells like fun The capital of New Zealand Wellington City You can beat it on a good day Yes windy but it's okay And it's true in LA Willington City

Yeah they have a do All of a coffee is Frisney Brood Come on a cook straight Wendy Wellington Today There are fears that Wellington Could soon become a bit of a ghost It comes as Wellington's protests

Came to a fiery and around Wellington Check it to Papa Museum Coffee from Ivana Lots of restaurants and food to discover If you want to park you will have to pay If you want to swim Oriental Bay, yeah The home of Taiko-A-T-T-T strip is downtown

flashing their teetis. Cuba Street, it gets thitty, because Wellington is the capital city. Wellington City, you can beat it on a good day. Yes, Wendy, but it's okay. And it's roof in Hila. Blind and city, yeah, they ever do. All of the coffee is freshly brewed.

Home on a hookstray, Wendy, Wellington. City. Word. It's going out to you, Wellington. Howdy catching it is? The Capitol! You can't please everyone. Someone said, hey, Peter Jackson's from Pukirua Bay, mate.

Everybody's been seen in Wellington quite a bit. Okay, let's go to our jury. Michaela, what do you think? I honestly think that's your best one yet. Okay. How good was Ash on the chorus? Oh, I loved all of it. It was so good.

Oh, Michaela's loving it. Marinia, morning? Morning. That was so vivy. I sort of just wanted it to keep going. Definitely the best year. Okay. I voted everything. So good. Great. Okay. I only wanted to make Wellington proud. Okay. Interesting. We get a lot of texts as well from your feature vocal. Ash, you're awesome. Very, very quick. Dan needed you for sure.

Oh, he did not need me. But I'm honoured to have been included. Clint McGon, Dan. Stinky boo. Oh, MFG, seriously. People who believed it was real-life scenario reenacted are rather too stupid to be allowed to live or just thick. Well, this person's commenting on a daily mail page, though, I think they're the stupid one. And then Chewy Chips Ahoy said,

So he's an idiot, that's all you had to say. No long article necessary. Chewy chips a hoy. How about this one? Good point. From Ms. Anon. These people walk amongst us. They vote, have children, drive cars and operate heavy.

machinery. How is this so? FFS, which means for FSA. I don't operate heavy machinery. Thank God. Very light. Remote control cars. Dan doesn't even turn his own mic on. I do that. That's too heavy for me. Then there's other comments that it's just like, in general, they're angry at the whole concept of the Titanic film. Fred the shed from Lester says a good film spoiled by a rubbish love story.

Oh, for goodness sake. He's never had sex. That man has never had a woman touch his penis. Or man. Do I say that? 726? I'm good. Oh, you said it already. And then someone else also, it's just grown into this large anger with the film. JTCW, Sydney, Australia. The real tragedy of the movies, Paul Rose's husband gave her an amazing life.

They weren't married yet. Yet she never liked him that much and always had a thing for Jack. Alpha widowed on the cargo deck. What does that mean? I don't know. Sometimes you just can't read too much into these comments. They're saying the husband was widowed. Oh, right.

Then I see another comment down further saying, face for radio. They haven't specified who they're talking about. Clinton Randall, Auckland, New Zealand. That lets think of a fake name, bro. Come on.

Do you know, Dan was still sassing me out over the weekend with his mum, and I got this message from Dan with his mum in the background. Mum, did you think that that lady in the Titanic The Old Rose was real? Unfortunately, yes, I did, Daniel. So she

is the same as me. And hundreds of of other people that thought she was a legit person. It went on and on for a while, and I went back. It's important to note that Dan, myself and Meg will talk quite aggressively to each other because we know we're always at the heart of it joking. Clint talks about.

Yeah, yeah. And so listening to this back, it was maybe a little harsher that I remember when I was shouting in my phone on my way home. Dan, that's really more of an insight into like the weby household. And now maybe understandably it's where you got it from because your mum's not pulling you up on these like things. It doesn't matter if you find 5,000

people that all had the same stupid thought as you it's all you're saying is there are more stupid people out there like you. Listen to her, just yelling down the phone at my dear old mother. Then I, then, oh, your dear old mother. She's in her 70s, Clint.

Sent this back to me. Clint, just calm the fuck down, okay? Now do you want to send that, do you? Yes, please. Okay, so you just press that button. I love it so much. We're not happy.

Can we put into bed now? Are we ready to move on from the whole Titanic thing? I was ready until this guy brought it up, Ash. Yeah, well, it's a daily mail fault for reposting it. And then I feel now we can just... My mum might have beep with your mum. Uh-oh. I didn't have a bit of mum beam.

Yeah, delicious. Yeah, if my mum's listening this morning and she just heard the way her son was spoken to by your mum, there could be problems. That's one thing that I think that would get the shits up my mum, if your mum called my mum and was like, stop bullying my boys. Hey, it doesn't seem like the type of thing I show wouldn't do.

What's your mum doing right now? Clint, Megan, Dan. More coming through, it always ceases to amaze me how just more come out of the woodwork. I like, I used to work with a guy called Michael Michael. That's cute. But it's not that funny. No, but I find that I'm funny, Michael, Michael.

It is weird. It is weird. Why would you do that? Yeah. What about precious cocks? Now, this one I've never heard off before, and this is a guy, apparently lives in Fungeray. Another Fungeray. There's a lot of them up there.

Buster Full of Love. What? Buster. It's his first name Buster. Full of love is not a last name. Full of love. No, it's not. not is the last name

Daniel. We're moving down to Imba Cargill next. This person's sex through saying that there's a guy that works at the lotto shop down there. I don't know where, which lotto shop. Jackson Mehoff. Jackson Mehoff. Now this one I love and it's just cute. Someone's

first name's denim, last name gene. Now that's weird in itself. Yeah, because denim's a kind of weird name. Denham. You're really just taking the piss there, too. Yeah. But it's kind of cute, denim gene. But then their middle name's blue. Denham blue jean.

They really leaned in. Okay, let's go do Mike on O800 the Edge. Morning, Mike. Morning, how are you? Yeah, good, Mike. What's the weird name? I had a teacher called Jay Longbottom. Oh, yes, we've heard this one before.

I think she's famous. She's famous for having her son. She named her son Richard. No, she didn't. Now you swear, Mike, swear on your life. She named her son Richard. Swear on my life. He was one of my brother's best friends.

Wow. Richard Longbottom. Wow, that is interesting. It's not as weird as Sandy Hyman. Well, Jack Longbotton is pretty good. Thank you. Thank you so much, Mike. Wow.

Shelly Fisher. Shelly is on the phone as well. Morning, Shelly. Hi, Shelly. Hi. Hi, darling. Hi, okay. Is it your name that we're looking into?

It's my whole family name. Okay. I'm since married, but my maiden name, her name was Fisher. Right. And I have a brother called Marlon and another brother called Dory. No, that's outrageous. Marina. Marina, Marina, Marlon and Dory and your Shelley.

Yeah. Oh, there's a real nautical theme there. Oh, my God. It's kind of cute in a way. I think it's gorgeous. And to top it off My dad had a first marriage And he named his daughter Deep

Deep Fisher And her middle name I can't quite remember Because I didn't know her grown up But her middle name either began with the letter C Or was just spelt S-EA So Deep Sea Fisher My goodness me

Incredible He was like this is my time to shine It's being creative for people with kids' names I think about my kids' names Way too much I'm still trying to think about What to name if we have a daughter and I'm

you know what? Maybe I just need to get creative like that. Yeah. So you've got a lot of little ideas for your next child Meg. Yeah, yeah, lots of little... You know, I love that I can go into like that was a very nautical theme. And we'll end on this one. Okay. This is maybe one you could use Meg.

Right? Can I do it? Hell yeah. What is it? First name, Gabe. G-A-B-E. Gabe. Yeah, that's the name. Last name, itch. What is that? Gay bitch.

You can't say that, Meg. Meg. You can't say that on the radio. They live in the white girl. Gay bitch. Right, Dan's Google History. Coming up next. Stop.

Don't laugh. It's her name. It's her name. Both of you. Wind it up. Oh no, Gabe's a boy. It's a guy. His name's gay bitch.

Megan Dan When we were broken up I actually got a vasectomy Oh my gosh Oh mate And she obviously doesn't know She has no idea

Oh So you're proper serious About not ever having kids Yeah never Well I thought I thought it was just a Like a fate We never wanted kids

The whole time We'd been together previously I thought it was just a passing and comment, and she just kept bringing it up, bringing it up, bringing it up. And you're like, right, if she's been adamant the whole time she doesn't want kids, then she's mentioned it one time she might and she'll change her mind. And I guess you're scared at that point, like you love somebody. Yeah.

And you're like, she's going to get over this in a month. I want to, I don't want to break up. So let's just play along for a little bit. Was it just a bit of like, let's play along and wait until she gets over it? Yeah, exactly. I didn't know how serious she was. And then in the back of your mind, you're going as well, I've had a vasectomy. So I guess you're kind of between a rock.

in a hard place. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I mean, I don't see a way that this relationship is not ending. Like, honestly, I can't see a way now. Like, if she really wants kids, she's going to start to get testing, get some tests done.

You can reverse vasectomies, too. You can reverse. Actually, when I got mine, which was, I don't know, five years ago, maybe they did say that the success rate of the reversal is far higher. I feel like I remember it being like 80-something percent successful if you do want to reverse it.

But you seem pretty adamant, Tom, that that's not something that you want to do, correct? No, yeah, I don't want cancer. I'm not reversing this for a vasectomy. So your best case scenario is you try for a couple of years, nothing happens, you take this whole vasectomy thing to your grave. I have to take it to my grave now. It's been going to wait a long.

That's such. I'm sorry, bro. That's a dick move. You are stringing her along in one of the most vulnerable things a woman can do, which is put her body in the line and try to have a bit. baby and you're lying to a bro you know it's wrong to do that I feel like I'm screwed either way because in your defence

good like if you decided you didn't want kids then that's a good fine decision to make that is 100% cost and I think it's actually commendable if you know you don't want kids rather than being pressured into having kids when you don't want them and you're not going to be a real present dad then fantastic but where the issue is is that you're living a lie like this is a big thing

that you're keeping from your person that you want to be a life partner you know sucks I mean I guess I feel sympathy for you Tom in the sense that if you feel like you've found your person and then they've changed their mind with such a massive important life issue, it's heartbreaking for you because you're losing your person because she wants another little person.

So that's hard for you. But then the sympathy sort of disappears based on how long it's been and how many times and chances you've probably had to come clean because I imagine every time she has a negative test, it's like heartbreaking for her. Yeah, she gets real, real cuff about it. But she's still hopeful.

She's a real hopeful. bacon, peanut. Now here's what I, here was my advice. You owe it to her to make the decision about this relationship. That might be a deal breaker for her. If she wants kids and she wants to be a mum, she has the right to make the decision to stay with you or not. But she needs to know the full story. Yeah. Yeah. Let that be a warning to people lying. It's just nothing ever good comes from a lie. Yeah, exactly. It feels. It feels like it was just yesterday. We'd started trying.

It's getting, what's getting up there. How old is she now, if you don't mind me asking? She's 26. So she's got plenty of time. She's got, like, a lot of fertility time left. You've got to let her go. She has a right to be a mum. You have a right not to be a dad,

but I think it's one of those things where she has to make the decision of whether she wants to forego her dream to have kids to be with you or whether her dream to have kids is stronger. Clint Meg and Dan. We're talking first kiss, Nightmares, Dan she and his on Asher's Hopeless Bromantics podcast.

Yeah, and I think you should all just get the podcast, really, that had helped me out. But I sat down with Dan for about 40 minutes. Oh, I divulged a lot of stuff I'd never spoken about. She's so good to get it. It was like, I felt it was like a therapy session. You were amazing, and I learned a lot about you. Talked about first love, unrequited love, first kisses, and then, of course, meeting The One, The Goat, Hannah.

And Clint has agreed to come on the podcast also later in the month, so lots to look forward to. But as part of this chat, we talked about your first kiss, which, look, as far as first kisses go, I think most people's first kisses are pretty orkeys, but this one is on you. So this is just a bit of audio. My first kiss tasting like, what? And it was not a good experience. She probably tastes like, I taste like bacon. For most people, our memories of the first kiss is that mouth taste.

Yeah. Because when you've never tasted another person's mouth, it does take a bit of getting used to. And it was colder than I thought. Like the tongue. Like I remember it going, oh, wow, her mouth is cold. If you're on the full pod, you can just text Ash to 33443. Yeah. ASH, Carmen, we're talking first kiss nightmares.

You've got one of my rival dance. Morning, Carmen. Good morning. How are you guys? We're good. Now we're speaking to you, Carmen. Oh, that's a compliment, I have to say. Yeah, so what happened in the first kiss?

Oh, and I was really nervous. I was only about 16 and this guy that I really liked gradually one day and finally kissed me and I could literally feel with my tongue that he had a cracked tongue. It was disgusting. So let's just say that kissed in last long and I definitely did not go back to see him.

A cracked tongue? I didn't even know that was a thing. We've already got a worse one on the text line though. Yeah, oh, I don't. The groove, yeah, it's for no one. Someone's text with her and said, I had a first, I'm going to drive it. I had a first cleats in a club.

At the time I had a cold sore patch on. I can't finish, can someone else finish the text. Must have got pretty steamy, because it ended up in her mouth. No! They passed the cold sore patch over a few times until he realized what it was. I feel like if you've got a cold sore patch on, just stop kissing for a day.

I think I'm going to actually throw up. That was a real team effort to get through that text. I think we all enjoyed to take out. You're like, where do my causal patch going? Take a deep breath, Ashley. Come on. Take a deep breath. That is all of my worst fears.

Oh my God, okay, Chris. Oh, God. We're talking first kiss tonight, me as morning, Chris. Morning. Okay, what happened to you? I had a crash on a guy and I had a bit of drunk courage. So I planted one on him. But his mouth was full of thought.

I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How did you not know it was full of sausage? I don't know, I had no idea. Of all the things to be full of as well, sausage. Chris just saw in the movies, you know, where they just like take them and just right there and just right there and then. Secondhand sausage wouldn't taste good either. Were you guys outside of bunnings or something? No, at a party.

Okay. It was a sausage system. Barbecue. What sorts. Clint, Meg and Dan. Morning, Jade. Morning. Okay, we're also voice disguising, just to be safe.

Okay, Jade. What was your... Dutte, d'all. Don't call Jade Dirty. I love you, Jade. I love you, Jay. You're a legend. What was your secret relation? It would be my boss's son.

Boss's son. Now, is this... Now, Jade, fake name, is this still going on? saucy relationship with you and the bosses, sir? It was a things of benefit situations for about got a solid like three or four

Three or four months Were you guys hooking up? Hooking up at work? No. No, the phone's not great. Yeah, it's hard with the voice guys and the glitchy phone loan. Unfortunately, Jay, but... Okay. Now, does this next person need a voice

disguiser as well? No. Just make up all their names. Next up, we've got Katrina. Morning Katrina. Fake name. She won't know we're talking to her. You idiots because she doesn't know she's Katrina. You also could be called Emma. Oh my God.

Sometimes you guys make me feel so much smarter than I should feel. Emma, are you there? Good morning. I am. Good morning, team. How are we? Good. Who were you in a secret relationship with? Yeah. So, me and my ex, we had two

kids together, and we had a best friend who used to come over and hang out with us every weekend. We split up quite amicably, and then, yeah, we went out to a concert together, sort of hooked off a bit, and then kept our relationship secret for about six months. And I'm talking from families, our friend circle, and it was, yeah, super stressful, but kind of hot at the start. Yeah. Maybe I'm in car parks and stuff.

Yeah, a little bit. Where were you, like, meeting in all seriousness? Would he come to yours? Would you go to his, or would you go to, like, hotels and stuff? Yeah, a bit of both. But, yeah, of course, when you got children involved, you have to be really respectful. But when we did come out, everyone was so not surprised.

I thought we kept it underwraps so well. But, yeah, we're now engaged. We have a baby on the way, and everyone's really happy for us. And what about your ex? Is your ex still mates with your partner? current partner? No, no. But we're really, we're all good together.

Like, yeah, it's all amicable, and the kids are happy. That's all that is. Good on you. Yeah, don't regret it in a way. Yeah, nothing bad happened while we were together either. It all happened after we spoke up. Well, we'll send you a double pass for you and your new sidepiece to go and check out. But you know I have kids with, right?

Oh, fantastic. It's kind of your main piece. Yeah, it's out in cinemas. And this time next week's got Maga Robbie and Corn Farrell and you get to relapse. have a defining moment from your past. Maybe you can sit at the back in secret. Oh, fantastic. Thank you. You're very welcome. Thanks, Em.

I wonder about this one. I'm a career driver, and I was sleeping with a customer that I delivered to for three months. We just kept it secret between us until we officially started dating. That's all a bit of fun because no one's getting hurt, adults, just having a bit of fun. That customer was getting a lot of packages. Yes. I like that.

Sounds like it. Remember this one? I hooked up with my step sister. Not related. Not a dance dream. I will say this. That is kind of my fantasy. Kind of.

It's not kind of. You just like retold your fantasy to be in great detail. Put it this way. Here it is, okay? My mum remarries. Okay. And he has a daughter. And we sometimes...

Say scrabble. Yeah. Yeah. Does the step-sister get stuck in the dryer at any stage? No, I'm on the way of school car. Dan's mic is off. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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