The Edge Breakfast - MIKES MINUTE - Suzy Cato, Sabrina's bath water and David Seymour's Fish & Chips...

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

Mike Hosking (Dan doing an impression) joins the show to chat NEWS.

This is a podcast from Rover. You guys won't so... Yeah, yeah, I mean, well... But we are nominated so we could win. But let's be honest Clint, you're nominated but you're not gonna win it, baby. Well, do you know who's not gonna win best breakfast? You, because you weren't even nominated for it. Wasn't I? No. That'd be a first. Hit the jams, baby. Right.

We kick off Mike's Minute this week with the King's Honours List. Yes, it's out for another year. Among the New Zealanders getting the nod from the King are comedian, Di Hingwood, cricketer Tim Southey, and children's television presenter, Susie Cato. Susie joins me on the line right now. Morning, Susie. Kia ora e hoa, hello my friend.

Right. Look, thank you very much for the singing. I just wanted to know this morning, you must be very proud of yourself, Susie. Yeah, it's our time. kiora tanofa. Right, sorry, I'm hanging up on her, but that's absolutely too early for that sort of singing. Intolerable. Speaking of intolerable, David Seymour has been sworn in as Deputy Prime Minister, taking over from Winston Peters. God help us. He was asked at a press conference over the weekend what he plans to focus on first. Well the focus here on the fish and chips that is the key issue. Obviously it's great to save money

and then place to the governments and get the cost of living crisis under control but also we've just got to focus a bit on the fish and chips right now that's the key. Yes the focus is apparently fish and chips and David joins me on the line right now. Do you think that is the main issue for New Zealand? Well I think the real question is... No that is the question. So do you think that is the main issue for New Zealand? Um, well, I think the real question is... No, that is the question. So, do you think we can afford to worry about fish and chips? Well, my question is who's weak? Well, New Zealand. Well, the answer is obviously yes, but here's a better question.

No, answer my question. Let me give you a better question. No! Can the Crown, can the Government... David, answer me! ...deliver the services that people expect and require... Answer my question! ...while also taking less...

OK, look, I'm hanging up on him as well. He's going to do well in politics, isn't he? that people expect and require while also taking less. Look, I'm hanging up on him as well. He's gonna do well in politics, isn't he? And finally, Sydney Sweeney has come up with a novel way of connecting with her fans by selling bottles, wait for it, of her own bath water. And guess what, I've managed to get my hands on a bottle, so I'm just gonna have a sip right now, here we go.

Oh my goodness me, look if I'm honest, that tastes like soap with a little bit of ass and a hint of regret and here's the thing if I wanted to have that flavor combo in my mouth I could have just licked Clinton Randall's face and on that note that is Mike's Minute for another week I'm Mike Oski News Talk ZB happy days yeah I think we'll all be happy to know that Mike might not be at the Radio Awards. We don't have to see him.

Let's actually just test that. I'm just going to lick your face now, Clinton, to see if it does taste like regret. It's been more than a minute. Oh my, oh my, they're running. Oh my goodness. And he's going to get east. It tastes like... What's that? Fake tan? Is that what it is? Oh my goodness. And he's got it. And he's gonna get east. And he's gonna get east. Oh it tastes like...

What's that? Fake tan? Is that what it is? I don't think he's able to fake tan at the moment because he's doing lazy hair removal so... Yeah. When I can still spritz it on my face. Oh no you're right there Mike.

Congratulations. No I thought it was. Tastes nice. Okay, roll call related next week. Hawaiian Sunset I think that was. No I think it's Black Magic. Oh you've gone too dark there. Yeah.

Black Magic. Rover. gone too dark there. Black Magic.