The Edge Breakfast - (not) EXCLUSIVE: Mike Hosking* joins the show...

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

The asterisk is there for a reason lol

This is a podcast from Rover. We kick things off this week with the biggest cock teasers in sport. Yes, the Warriors, notching up a loss against the Raiders last night in Auckland. This season is shaping up to have more ups and downs than that Kim Kardashian homemade movie she made all those years ago with Ray J. We should have sent those little sissy boys back to Canberra to cry to their mummies, but instead it was us calling our mummies. But you may think I'm being negative. I still think it's our year. We're still in the top three

and if all else fails and we eventually lose we can do what I always do blame Jacinda Ardern and the Labour Party. In other news yesterday marks 32 years since the start of my favorite TV show Shortland Street. Since its arrival on our screens in 1992 there have been 7,612 episodes of pure unadulterated drama. Earthquakes, murders, cheating scandals, even volcanoes have all struck Ferndale over the years. But there's no better moment than this. Please tell me that is not your penis! Ah yes, what an iconic line. Funnily enough, my first girlfriend once said the exact same thing to me as we're about to make love. Sadly for her, it was, in fact, my penis. Then finally, speaking of disappointment,

this year's budget was released this week. I know most people's brains are much smaller than mine, so I've broken it down into three key takeaways. Point one, if you're struggling for money, chances are you're still going to be struggling for money. Point two, if you're struggling for money, chances are you're still going to be struggling for money. Point two, if you're a woman, chances are you're still going to be a woman and sadly paid less than men. But there is one silver lining, yes, and it's good news rich people like me can now get richer easier. Which means I can probably now afford another Maserati, which is always good news, isn't it? I might even have some leftover for some lovely Balenciaga boots. Exciting stuff. I'm Mike Oskie, News Talk ZB. Happy days.

Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. He leaves the studio pretty quickly. There he goes. Yeah, okay, there he goes. Bye, Mike. And then Dan comes back in. Yeah. You know, I get really nervous, boys, because we don't see Mike Oski not

obviously much apart from when he pops in to see us me and you Clint but he's gonna be at the radio awards in a few weeks and then I think you're gonna have to be at the radio awards. We're like ships in the night usually Mike and I. There's no avoiding him there. You have a pretty good impersonation of him though, so if we do one at the Radio Awards you could go up and do an impression there. I could never. I could never. Yeah give it a go now.

Could you do one? Not on the spot, I do it on the card. Yeah, yeah. It just makes me nervous. Are you sure? Yeah, no no definitely not. Why costking? Nah it doesn't work.

It doesn't work. Okay. Thank you. Rover. Music. Radio. Podcasts.