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This is a podcast from Rover.
Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect.
This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast, that is.
Hi everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast.
Maybe a little shorter one than Norm, because we're about to shoot off and go and record some stuff for the show.
Little peek behind the curtain today, if you've listened to the main podcast or you've listened to the live show,
we did an April Fool's gag on Meg
and the listener, I guess, as well, where...
I copped a lot of shit on the text.
I didn't really anticipate that.
Yeah, Clint and I pretended to have a bit of an argument
and I stormed off in a huff.
It was so horrible.
Oh, my God, when I left...
Here's the thing.
When I left...
I guess we could maybe put a replay in,
but you could go back and listen to the previous podcast and hear it.
But when I left, I was kind of like, she's not going to believe this.
I feel like I overacted.
I think, Clint, your performance was pretty good.
The thing, there were so many things that you guys didn't even realise
that played into me believing it.
Last week, you cried over Liam Lawson, Dan
and I know that
Clint thought you were a little bit down that week
and so he bought you a remote control car
like I'm a 10 year old boy
but it did cheer you up
It's all the layers we laid these traps
weeks ago Dan, didn't we?
And you know, Clint
there's been a couple of times that you've had
a few hard days in these past few weeks.
And then, Dan, throughout the whole morning, you did do it well.
You slowly became more and more erratic.
Irritated, eh?
And he was just off at some bits.
Yeah, little things.
And I was like, okay, he's building up.
And I could feel the tension.
And this is all behind-the-scenes stuff.
And he was upset with something that Carl, our producer, hadn't put in.
No, that was legit.
And also, Carl was having a bit of a hard day too.
So I just, I thought everybody's in a rough space at the moment
and Dan does take Hit The Spot extremely seriously.
Yeah.
So behind the scenes,
when he didn't get the chance to practice it,
I was like, yeah, that would set him off.
I do think in the moment something really wrong had happened in your head.
And I actually thought maybe it was something to do with your ADHD.
Oh, God.
Only because I was like, damn, wouldn't it normally blow up that much?
But I've seen when you blow up, so I know you can.
When have you seen me blow up?
I've seen you get mad.
Like, for your friends and stuff.
When Yaz coughs in your face.
Oh, yeah, God, I got angry.
And then I think it was like last year or something.
Oh, something happened at work last year or the year before
that affected me and you got really angry and protective of me,
which was really nice.
And you blew up at that.
And I saw that and that was the same energy.
So I know it can happen.
And then also I know how Clint reacts when these things happen
because I have seen him walk out and be involved with another walkout.
So I knew that.
I just drew on my personal experience from times they have been walkouts.
Which is first using humour and then like overthinking it
or thinking about it a lot and then getting angry about it.
And I was like, fuck, it felt very real.
And then there was a moment.
There was a moment where I almost lost the whole thing
because I was getting nervous about this shit in the morning when I was driving.
I was like, fuck, we've got to try and pull that prank off and get Meg.
Easy.
And then, Dan, you storm out.
We let it sit in the awkward silence for a little bit.
Yeah.
And then play the song.
Because I wasn't privy to any of this, so I'm interested to hear what happened.
Did we have the mics on?
Did you have mics on in the background?
No, we played the song
I turned the mics off and then
Meg looks at me and goes, is this an April Fool's prank?
And my brain went, don't lie to her.
Like, I literally
if we could relive that moment, you feel
me pause as I stare at Meg and I go
do I tell her yeah
or do I try and lie and then I
just tried to see if she'd take it
and I went, yeah, I wish, or I hope so,
because he's being so over the top
for something that was just giving away Dua Lipa tickets.
And because once I started lying, I just carried on going,
and then Meg goes, oh, I feel sick.
And then I was like, great, she's still on the hook.
And then I just carried on the whole time off here,
just being like, look.
I was like, look, Dan.
I said, Meg, this is the page that Dan thinks I used to cheat.
I was like, the only information it really has is the birthday,
which I didn't even get right.
Dan got that right.
Because I stormed out.
Because the reason I stormed out is because Clint had cheated on a quiz.
But he didn't cheat.
And he didn't.
But that was all planned.
I know I didn't cheat.
Trying to stick up for both of you still.
I'm like, Clint didn't cheat.
And I was like, I didn't even cheat.
One of the questions, I said, if I'd actually read this,
I would have got wrong.
So I just said I had the page up to Meg
so that I could have information on Dua Lipa
because she's coming into the country.
And then I said to Meg, Dan's accused me of cheating.
So it all felt like this big misunderstanding
where I wasn't cheating, but you thought I was.
But at the end of the day, that almost doesn't matter
because now we're pissed off at each other.
And I was like, great. Once that was. But at the end of the day, that almost doesn't matter because now we're pissed off at each other. And I was like, great.
Once that was embedded in and you were gone, Dan,
I was like, Meg is on the hook.
She's not getting off now.
I do have a couple of questions.
One, we got an email from the boss yesterday
that said I've got a double pass for Dually.
But I emailed back and I had an idea to give it away.
And every single person on the show ignored me.
And then Dan emailed.
Get pissed us off.
You weren't supposed to see that email that quick.
He was supposed to say, we said, oh, can you just tell us
you've got a double pass?
We all said, oh yeah,
we'll do something with it at eight
so it feels like a real throwaway
last minute thing at eight o'clock
and it didn't seem planned in a meeting.
I thought that ruined the whole thing.
No, because all I thought is that
everyone thought my idea was shit
because I came back with an idea
and no one replied and said,
yeah, Meg, that's great.
We didn't want to do your idea
because it didn't work for the idea.
And then I came in and I saw just on the sheet there was something else. I was like, okay, well, that's great. We didn't want to do your idea because it didn't work for the idea. And then I came in and I saw just on the sheet
there was something else.
I was like, okay, well, that was a shit idea.
Well, I think pranks aside,
pranks aside, it was a bit of a shitter.
But I mean, it was like...
My idea.
Oh, it was, no, my idea was back in Clint, remember?
Because you had an idea to have a double bluff prank.
Oh, yeah, because a lot of people expect
it to be a prank today because it's April Fool's.
Yeah.
But then what you do is you double bluff them
and it turns out the prank they think is a prank isn't a prank.
Yeah, so I said, oh, we could use the Dua Lipa double pass
that suddenly appeared out of nowhere that the boss emailed
to say if you turn up to the studio, we've got Dua Lipa passes
and people might not think it's right.
Anyway, I was trying to back Clint's idea
and then it looked like I had a shit idea.
Nobody backed me.
Came into the sheet, see it's all planned.
I'm like, okay, cool, we're doing a quiz.
Yeah, the quiz is... I supported it.
That'll be shit because it's like a best of three quiz
where Dan and I are representing a listener.
It's not a riveting piece of radio at 8am.
Can I say, there's something I'm really disappointed in myself in
and the fact that...
Two things. One, I feel like I could have been stronger in the moment to myself in, and the fact that two things.
One, I feel like I could have been stronger in the moment
to be like shut the whole thing down and be like,
boys, this is ridiculous.
Let's not do this.
But I kind of, I shut down with this confrontation.
We're not doing this on you.
Yeah.
You did at one point say that.
We're not doing this on you.
The other thing I'm really genuinely upset with myself about
is that I looked at the sheet and I came in,
and because I've been pregnant,
I've been coming in later in the morning,
thank you for allowing me to do that. And I looked at the sheet and I came in and because I've been pregnant I've been coming in later in the morning thank you for allowing me to do that um and I looked at the sheet and I'm really mad at myself with all the years I've been in radio that at prime time I
didn't question you guys to be like is a quiz good enough but I guess that also shows my belief in
you two that I was just like okay the boys want to do a quiz let's do a quiz I'll be I'll be behind
it like there was a bit where Meg said at 7.40
just as we're about
to do this bit
that's been in the sheet
since yesterday
and she goes
yeah I actually
don't know how
this bit's going to go
if it's actually any good
or I don't know
and then it's like
but if you think
there's something in it
the other two
I think will always go
we'll make it work
yeah exactly
like you know
if the past is shit
I'll do my best
to bring it down
and chase it
and you know like
apart from the time I came up with Animal News that beautiful segment where I was doing daily different news about animals,
and you guys poo-pooed that.
I should have strewn out then, legit.
Literally in the sheet, at prime time, 8.15, do you want to go to do a quiz?
And I thought, brilliant, my boys have figured that out.
That's the best thing that's going to go there.
Do you want to go to doer?
There is a fine line between going, hey guys,
is this strong enough?
What was that saying that I
heard someone say? An argument
isn't an opportunity to win.
It's a problem to unravel.
And I think sometimes people
can see an argument if I'm arguing
or being seen as arguing with you over a piece of content.
It's like, no, we're just trying to work out how we can make it the best
versus going, I think your idea is shit.
And there's obviously a way you can go about that.
Yeah, I just think I need to be a bit better there
because I should have definitely been like, boys, is that the best we've got?
But I think there's a fine line between challenging someone's content
to make it better and also trusting that if two people
are in on the idea, I'm missing
something and I trust my team. Especially,
I feel like I don't have a foot to stand on and we've got to go
a foot to stand on, a leg to stand on
when I wasn't here for the meeting.
It's like, how am I going to come in and be like, what's this
when I'm not there for it?
And you know I've had that guilt recently
with this. And that's what we prayed on.
We were like, we'll meet you here. it's the perfect time to stitch her up.
Absolutely.
Fuckers.
Because the boss wasn't really into the idea of us and MyFM just swapping studios and just
doing the edge on my and my on the edge.
I just remember trying to calm everybody down as well because, Dan, you were upset.
Well, not upset.
You were angry.
But now I know it's fake that Carl hadn't sent through the questions.
And I was like, last minute, just be like, it's all good.
And I remember thinking even the questions were shit.
Far out.
We went too deep.
Yeah, and I was like, fuck, we're going to ask for a Dua Lipa pass.
How old's Dua Lipa?
Fuck me.
All right.
I wonder how many tuned out went to ZM before we even got to the prank.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They were like, fuck, this sucks.
God, these guys don't get on.
I'm not listening to this.
Imagine if someone tuned in for the first time and they heard that.
And then the other part I worry about is people that have left before the prank started or
people that were there when the prank happened and then left and didn't realise it was all
a joke.
Yeah, I think there must have been some because it was so awkward for me.
I just think if I heard a radio station fight and then they went to a song, I'm not fucking
going anywhere.
I'm like, oh my God, what's going to happen after the song?
Before we finished up, if you listened to yesterday's podcast,
we talked about how we recorded a second podcast.
Originally we had to cancel it and not release it.
I still haven't yet. It's about 14 minutes of mud.
Now we've had a lot of feedback on the podcast fam
of people that are wanting to be the sacrificial lamb
that listens to that one podcast.
They're the one person that gets to listen
and makes an executive decision
for the rest of the podcast fam whether it's good
enough for them all to listen.
It's just crass. That's the problem.
It's not funny. It's just gross.
Well, there's about four
people that have put their hand up to be that
sacrificial lamb. Hayden Allen,
he said that he will send us
a thing of bumper bars
for the privilege of being the one to listen to it.
I just get worried he's going to be like, well, guys, you're just making dick and fart jokes,
and I'm missing your whole pack of bumper bars.
Because that's what it is.
Jess Stephens has said she'd do it.
Ryan Woloff, who is a great listener, he actually gave me a ride when I was hitchhiking,
when I first started the show.
He said that he will listen as well.
He's a good judge.
Did he also give you a ride in his car?
Like, did he drop you off afterwards?
Yes.
Oh, did he?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Ryan's married.
He's got kids.
He said maybe he's a happy life.
Yeah, you also are married and have kids.
Of course.
So, you know, one of those guys,
and also Jamie said that she insists,
Jamie Ward, she says and she insists it gets released.
Okay, let's pick somebody and we'll call them tomorrow
while we're recording Wednesday's podcast.
They can be listening down the phone.
We can work out how to do that.
To the deleted, well, I say deleted,
but really it's just the not uploaded podcast
that's sitting there
on my bottom bar.
Okay.
Okay, Ryan,
I think I'm going to make
an executive decision
and get you to send it
only because I know you well.
We've sat in the car
for like two hours.
I think he'd be a good judge.
He's not drinking the Kool-Aid
too much?
No, he's not.
He's listened to all
of the Edge shows
throughout the years,
so he's not just a fan
of our show.
He's got a good gauge
of what's good and what's shit.
And I trust him.
I trust Ryan.
Okay, goodbye.
Or we should give it to all four of them
and see if they can have a...
That's a good idea.
But then do we want four people listening to that shambles?
Yeah, but there's four people that can collectively
go in a group and be like yes or no.
Actually, don't mean to throw a spanner in works,
probably need a fifth because we need a majority decision.
Okay, one more person.
Three votes.
First person to...
We've still got the four. That's Ryan, Hayden, one more person. Three votes. First person to, yeah. We've still got the four.
That's Ryan, Hayden, Melinda, was it?
Ryan, Hayden, Jess.
Jess Stephens, who we met in Christchurch.
Yeah.
And...
There was one other person.
Yeah.
It was Jamie Ward.
Hayden.
Oh, is that a guy?
I think it's a guy.
Okay.
Well, anyway.
We'll collate.
Collate.
Okay. So if you want to be that person
Just let us know
And we'll let you have a listen
To the steaming pile of shit
That was that podcast
That people were desperate to hear
Because now we won't let them have it
And you should be honest
Don't just go
It was funny
Everybody will love it
Just really be seriously honest
Okay
Oh
Because the sad thing is
It's going to be like
The most downloaded podcast
Of the week
Yeah
Okay Have a good one guys We'll catch you tomorrow Bye Oh, because the sad thing is it's going to be like the most downloaded podcast of the week. Yeah.
Okay.
Have a good one, guys.
We'll catch you tomorrow.
Bye. Bye.
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