The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS Alot of ass chat

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast that is. Podcast fam, if you text the keyword fan. And we're rolling. Welcome to the only fans. Podcasts.

I thought Dan had been talking for a minute but he couldn't be recording. And you just let him talk. You're an asshole. Clint Dan and Ash London. Well, I didn't say rolling. So I was podcasting to no one just then. No.

Podcasting to me, Bab. Yeah, and it was fun. I'm not in the fam thing. You should join the podcast fam because I do a dedication each week. This one, going out to Shannon Speechley. Hey, Shans. Shannon Speachly, love you. What's her profile picture look like on Facebook?

Gorgeous. She's gorgeous. In my old job, I was just me and this guy, Draco, who was my producer and talk a bit. He was really funny. Draco. Draco. Because he looked like Draco Malfoy. And every time someone, because we don't do the same thing about texts and stuff on it, you just call.

So we'd be on air like 9 o'clock and not anything goes And some guy would call up And Draco, it happened every time Usually we'd look at each other in chat Talk to the caller, Draco would just look at his screen And I knew what he was doing He was plugging the person's phone number

Into Facebook to see if the guy was hot And then he'd be like looking, looking And then he'd look at me and wink if they were hot That's fun He'd just check out completely That's what Clint does with girl callers on our show Only if they're over 60 though Yeah, yeah

No, what is her profile picture of? of Shannon Speechleys It's just of her and a guy I'm guessing it's her partner What are they wearing? You can't really see Band T-shirts on or You can't really see

What she's wearing Because she's sort of She's just her head So you sort of see She's got sunglasses on And her partner's got I want to say he's got like Safety goggles on

Or tradey It's funny because It feels really invasive But it's like It's public It's on social media She chose that And she's commented on

something we've done. So, you know, good on it. What does she say? She... You guys are the best. She actually, the most recent thing she's commented was she just said Michael Kooge, who was a guy that used to work here, passed away sadly. So she's, I guess, keeping his name alive.

Was it an anniversary or something? Might have been, yeah. He used to work, he used to read news on the breakfast show. And he did, like, the edge, all the hits and all the rest of it, you know, all the imaging you'd hear in between. And he rest in peace. In fact, there is still one where you hear, you know, between songs

there's like, I think that it was The Edge. Is he older? I hope so. No, I know. He was like 30s. What? Yeah. Yeah, it was really sad. Oh, that's really sad. Yeah, especially because he'd been around the Edge for forever, right? Yeah, he was like an old edgy, like being really here for years.

He'd probably still be here, to be honest. So he didn't recently. It was an anniversary if he's passing. Well, that's why I'm wondering why that would have come up randomly on a page. It was a bit before my time. I started, like, as he was sort of, as he had left, because he had to leave, obviously get treatment because he was ill and he kicked it

he went into I guess you call it remission but I think technically you have to be cancer free although he was cancer free was it five years or ten years got given his remission thing and then got it again

crazy oh but I always think when you beat it you're now in remission but somebody corrected me saying there is actually a time frame that you need to be cancer free before you are technically in remission he had a really hot voice

everybody used to say he's got like the best voice he'd read something and he'd be like oh wow that sounds good Well should we dedicate our next radio game to him Yeah okay here we go I'm sorry I was just gonna say Like fun fact You know the you know the trailer

The little sweepers that play in between the songs It's like the edge We still have one of his just like rolling around it Like pops up every 24 hours kind of thing Yeah just because it's cute Just a little nod to do it's one of those ones We were like oh that was perfect actually They should just keep him on to be honest

Should we AII his voice and bring him back to it? Yeah Well, we'll ask his family's permission. In fact, Michael Coorge would love this next game we're going to play. I'm just wondering now, though, with this next game, because you want to pretend, Dan said we should pretend to be radio announcers. I was like, well, technically. Well, Clint's really good at it, so I don't think you should be.

But we are playing music on a podcast, and we've had issues before about playing music, and then what they're called hitting the post when you start playing a song, and this song, for example, undressed has a 16-second intro on it. So you talk, check. Just play it really lightly

So it doesn't pick it up Anyway, you're on the edge And I can't hear the song now Because my producer turned it right down His name is this Yeah yeah In fact, coming up You're nominated for

Shut up, what's your name? And then you've missed it Because Dan hasn't said the name of the song Because my female co-host was getting all words here That happens That's what we do, we talk too much Yeah but when you play music on a podcast All of a sudden they rip it down

Because I know copyright Which is like what the hell The song's already on the internet What doesn't matter if it's embedded in a podcast And this goes on to Spotify The songs are on Spotify already Yeah, why do they get pissy about that, Carl? Anyway, oh maybe we don't

Not getting paid per play So what, nah, what it is I think it's that Because then people can like record the song Off of the podcast And it's so they just have to make this blanket rule That you're not recording this Record the song off Spotify What if we're talking over it like a radio announcer?

True Well yeah but the algorithm still picks it up Oh okay Also then they have to pay rights when people listen to a song. It's robots catching it. It's not humans. Yeah, it's not someone.

Imagine that being someone's job scrubbing through all the podcast, Dan, trying to find music. Oh, well. Yeah. So do you want to tell us, um, well, no, I won't bring that up. I don't even know what the story is, but I can't bring it up. Because you know when you say it's not for on here?

Bumhole chat. I don't know. There's a lot of off-air bumhole chat today. I don't know. Yeah, there was. Thanks, Dan. Oh, don't blame me. I was just saying that it's not for me eating ass.

It's also not for me. And Clint was like, I'm all about it. But I know so many straight people who are mad for it. And good on you. I'm like, fine, no. And I'm not going to yuck someone else's young. Of course not. But I just said today that I'm just not for me.

And Clint was like, oh, I'd have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He was going on and on and on about it. Yeah. He's so full of shit. He didn't eat ass for breakfast lunch and dinner. Yeah, he did. He said that have that on his gravest. Dan said the but holes a different color has a warning when you're getting too

close. I said, like, usually things you put in your mouth look lovely. I've never gone to, like, a baton going, mm-mm, mm-mm. It's not about, generally you do it because it feels good for the other person. It's not like... Yeah, Dan, it's not being a selfish lover. I don't love you enough. I don't love you enough to get maybe get E. coli.

I'm sorry. I don't know what I was talking about, so you're just talking about barholes up for no reason. And Anna would agree. She would go, I don't blame you. Come up here We'll go around Oh god I gotta say

If a guy was doing that to me And then tried to kiss me It'd be like Whoa whoa whoa You do the kissing You get the kissing done I'd go right Are you done

You finish with this Because I'm going to go down And lick your asshole now So Careful that could end up On the producers Dari Okay now you just want

You want one more kiss Before I start going to brown town Yeah For someone who doesn't For someone who doesn't For someone who doesn't do it He definitely has a lot of He's got the language down back

He's thought about it Do you know what happened though This conversation was kind of happening off here And Ash started joking Like proper joking And then we were like laughing And then we were like oh That looks serious

we're both out of our seats about to run around and give her a whack on the back and then she manages to free the nut herself not a euphemism and then we were like oh my God imagine in court

Dan you would have to tell people what you were doing and he goes no I would like of course they would say what happened we were like Ash was choking why was she choking because Dan was telling a funny story

and the next question would have been no more questions they go okay fine they would absolutely need to verify and so in the court of law they're going okay Dan tell us the joke and we'll see if it was funny

Is it said in court. No, because they'd want to make sure that we hadn't killed Ash, that we'd need to be like, all right, we were both standing away from her. The nut and her. And they would be like, how did she start choking if you guys weren't even? She's a fucking clumsy idiot. Because I would be like, maybe they were. Don't say that in court, because I think you killed her.

Maybe we threw nuts in her mouth to see if she could catch them. We're like, no, we just made her laugh. And then they would go, well, what was so funny. That made her laugh. Don't try to take responsibility for my game. And you would have to tell the court. You'd have to tell them. but I can't even remember.

I would just say that I was mimicking eating an ass or something. I wouldn't go to the full gag. And then people in the gallery go, you know, but you're in a court of law. You put your hand on the Bible. You took an oath. Have I got name suppression at this point?

But if you don't believe in the Bible, it doesn't mean you're allowed to lie in court. Well, that's it. They use the Bible because it's like, so help me God, but if you don't believe it. I don't think they do that in New Zealand. That's an American thing, isn't it? I don't think you step swear on a Bible in New Zealand.

Yeah, but I mean, I think the swear on the Bible is so irrelevant Because Chrysos will still lie Doesn't mean like all this is not lie, liar, liar the movie Once they say that over the Bible, it's like, I can't lie And people that don't believe in it Don't believe in it So why even bother with the Bible thing? Anyway, so the long story short, I just wouldn't do it

But you know, and I'm all power to anyone that does. No, but I wonder if maybe, maybe it's a little bit gross talking about this, But maybe it's, like, you know, your taste buds have changed. You know, like, I didn't like mushrooms when I was younger. I love mushrooms now. It's different. It's not about the taste of the ass, is it? I don't think anyone does it because it tastes.

You don't get it as an unacquired taste. You go, I didn't like it at first, but now I fucking can't get enough of it. Yeah. So much good gear for the producers, don't. Fuck, you, Clint, I wouldn't be surprised if Clint opened a fucking fast food place called bummer gump or something. And he's like, it's just ass, smorgas board of ass. It's thought about it. All different animals.

our anises. Yeah. Dan's always like, Dan's the only friend and I go, man, I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a sick sheep. That's a saying.

That's a saying. He's always thought he talks about. And if I'm really hungry, I go and chase its rider. Dan's the only one that talks about it as much as he does in my circle. You're on a health kick now, aren't you? Yeah, I am.

We're all going to be on it together. Yeah. No Uber Eats for us. I've started, because we, Ash and I always get Uber Eats quite often and see what I've done here. Clint she brought the last one. So you all go to pay.

Oh, what a dog! He's like, right, we're on the... You're going to order healthy food. That's true. Oh, not for me. Yeah, and no more shapes. Honestly, you're going to have to tell Christine who stocks up their vending machine here

because I think she buys more to allow for your appetite, and if it's changed, you need to let her know. I usually have a shape... Packer of a shapes a day. I'm having as much shapes as clean as having ass. That's like 20 bucks a week on shapes. I know, because Hannah's looked at my things before I'm done.

What are you spending on? it's like something industries or something and I'm like it's just the shapes every day it's like three dollars every day it's something industries and it's the vending machine a thousand dollars a year he's spending on shapes no it's not $20 a week times 52 weeks three dollars no three times five is not $20 so $15 times 50 so it's about $750 bucks a year that's mental in it yeah that's crazy and sometimes I have two pack like a packet of Doritos and a packet of shapes okay so yeah he is probably spending $1,000 a year

on shapes. That's a quarter of his salary. Ironically, it's made you a certain type of shape as well. God, he's always got my figure. Dan's being fishing all day. The thing is. All day he's being like, oh, I'm so shit.

Oh, I'm not good at my job. Oh, my body sucks. Oh, right. And I'm just like, fucking get you right out of the water, mate. And it's like, you're amazing. And then Dan looks at me and winks like, got it. And I'm like, this the thing with, this is. And I'm like, I know what he's doing

And then you look at me actually You're such a cunclean, you never like G-Dan up I'm like, cause he, I know what he's doing No, I don't I never winked at him by the way And he's the thing Clint, you'd think that Clint's punching down

He's punching down at this little like If you look at me And you, with my shirt off I look like a pretzel And Clint is like quite well You know, he's got a good body He takes care of himself And so why that's punching down

Isn't it? Someone like me, it is I don't think so It's punching down It's sad It's a sad thing to do from someone of his, his nature. Like, it's pathetic. It's actually, like, genuinely, fucking pathetic.

It is. I love you so much. It is. It is. It's really sad. It is. Someone that's been had the success of him in Korea. And, like, look at a little fledgling pigeon like me,

just trying to make his way in life. Get a couple of fucking abs. Help me, God. And he's just fucking shooting, shooting from his mountain with his fucking gun. Like me, just fucking headshot, headshot. Chess shot Just fucking line on the ground I don't want to shoot you in the gut

mate wouldn't even pierce the skin Now I'm like dying on the ground He fucking comes down And he shoots me up the ass Probably Knowing him And then it goes T-T-Tat

Taste it It's a shame It is a shame That's sort of Clintra-that's what Klinger Randall is like People go He's such a lovely guy

For a family man He's a cuck He is He is He's a woman Oh man Yeah Peace of work, really.

I never, in my career, thought I would have these sorts of conversations, let alone have them recorded and posted them on the internet, and here we are. Well, you were the one that said suck my deck the day or something, didn't you? Yeah, on the radio. She did. That was 6.05. Yep. Still, we're on here.

That's five o'clock somewhere. Yeah. I was like, I actually for a second was like, what are we? Like I was like, we are we. And then I was like, oh, we're on the air. Because when you did it, I was like, oh, we can't be on the radio. and I was looking at the clock and I was like, oh no, we're on here. It just came out.

You know what? You just had a barocca. But I hadn't kicked in yet, obviously. Yeah, because Dan asked, Ash, what is the difference between him and your husband? Which is the only of all the differences that you could think of. I've got to say he's got curly hair. He's Australian. He's always Adrian.

And instead, you said... I've got curly hair. He just pointed with pubs. What's your hype? That was for off yet. That was just a little gait. She goes, well, I don't, even saying on a podcast sounds bad. She goes, well, I don't suck your dick.

Don't, I can't have I said, I feel real bad. I'm going to have spiraled about that. Don't, please don't, please don't, because I'll get in trouble. No, no, no, no, no, I'll get in trouble. And how will you get out of trouble? Suck, good. Okay, see you. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

I secke you up. You're in deep trouble now. You're in deep trouble. We're on deep trouble. Lucky him. On that video that we had on Instagram about me taking de-orily And then I need to read exactly what it is Because my friend messaged me about it

Thought we'd finished it Sorry Just because you're all finished doesn't mean she's finished She had the app I don't always need the air Because this is a bit funny No, I just mean in general You know

Oh I see what you mean you Yeah I don't worry about it And he wrote Great gag Lafed out loud at the airport And then I wrote Mate I never gag Who said that?

My friend said great gag to me about the taking vitamin D oral and I said, well, I never get, what are you talking about? Good on you. Okay, is that the finish now? And we're out. Okay. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.