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This is a podcast from Rover.
Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect.
This is Clint and Megan Dan's OnlyFans podcast, that is.
Hello everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast with Megan, myself.
Yeah, Daniel actually is at a staff meeting, not a staff meeting, it's actually like a business meeting,
that business-wide meeting. Me and Clint have already been to it, and he thought he was going to get away with not going,
and they've made him go to the special one.
He's like, weirdly, one of these guys, he's a little bit of a rule breaker,
but eventually the law catches up with him, and he has to do it anyway.
Like when he won't put in his annual leave for holidays,
and then he thinks that they're just not going to dock his annual.
I just this second got a message from him.
I can't say a name, but somebody who's in the big meeting,
the big boss said,
Dan, what are you doing here?
And he said,
I could have fucking missed it.
Because he would have assumed
that Dan's already been to one
because they had one for radio announcers
and so that's the one that Meg and I went to,
but Dan missed that one
so now he's part of...
He should have said,
oh, if he thought quick enough
he could have
oh shit sorry
I don't think I've got
the wrong meeting
today's dedication
is going to
Dana Bindov
Dana
Dana maybe
Dana
Dana Bindov
Dana Bindov
Dana Bindov
Dana Bindov
how often does she get that
a fan of
that show
that had the redhead and the gay friend.
Who's going to win it first?
Okay, and...
Who's going to win it?
Will and Grace.
Will and Grace, yes, yes.
Got it.
Yes.
I believe they might be a fan of Dan mostly
because Dana's Facebook cover photo is,
I don't pronounce theatre, I don't produce theatre,
I am theatre,
which is something that our Dan boy would, I don't pronounce theatre, I don't produce theatre, I am theatre, which is something that our Dan
boy would, I imagine, say.
They also
suggested lighting a scented candle
instead of getting a colonoscopy
when it comes to the fact that he can't shit at home.
This is like a nice, easier
option, cheaper as well. I think seeing
everywhere on Instagram that lighting candles in the house
is super bad for you. They've already had
a dedication. Have they?
This is a double up.
I see this is what happens when Dan's not here.
He's quality control. Quality, oh bullshit.
Every morning he normally asks me, hey, where's
the documents so I can see if I've done them already.
They aren't on the list. I actually just scrolled down
and saw they had written in September,
thank you for the dedication.
Oh no. Oh, that was a while ago.
Yeah, September was a long time ago.
Sorry about that to everybody else.
And congratulations to Dana with your second one.
I thought we were going to talk about Dan's foreskin in The OnlyFans.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
But I feel like I can't talk about it now he's not here
because he was freely talking about it before
and about different foreskins and whatever.
That's stressing him out.
Are you talking about the Instagram video or that's just where the conversation started?
Oh, no, I thought he was talking about his actual, hold on, producer Carl knows.
No, I'm just trying to remember as well.
I think he was saying that his foreskin was too small for his penis.
Yeah.
And that sometimes, so it's like, it's almost like it traps the knob of his penis.
And he had to do some stretching exercises.
I don't know, we might have to get him to do a stretching
exercise. He said that he even went to the doctor and the doctor
said it wasn't too bad that he had to have a circumcision
so it was just like...
He did say, he was like, you know that when
your penis gets bigger
and when he went bigger, he held out
his hands and I reckon he probably held
them about... Like a dog luncheon.
Two of them. Like he was about to catch a
Swiss ball. Yeah. It was crazy. Like he was about to catch a Swiss ball.
It was crazy. And it was like, get out of it. Then we started talking because Dan has
big feet. He's got size 13 feet and you know
the myth
about big feet and big hands.
Would you rather have
big feet and a small
peen or a large peen
and small feet?
Are you asking me or is that rhetorical?
Because I'd have no opinion.
I think I'd rather have big feet.
I don't think I have any really tiny feet.
It's like, isn't that a bit weird?
Like a dude with like size eight feet.
Isn't that strange?
I wouldn't even notice.
My feet are size eight.
Are you?
Yeah, they're cute.
Honestly, and I'm such a genetic fuck-up.
I've also got webbed toes.
Do you want to see them?
Huge dick, though.
Wake up.
It's unreal.
And it's really good looking.
Honestly, it's the only thing I've got going for me.
I'm short, bald, ginger.
I've got webbed feet, and they're small,
but I actually have a very good looking penis.
And you know that's true because he's got a seriously hot wife.
Oh, my God.
And a really hot wife.
And imagine if that is
the best thing I've ever seen
and only one person
ever gets to see it.
I know, Drew.
You're like, that's it.
And he married young.
God, you married young.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had to.
Oh yeah, Drew.
You were like,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
No, no, oh my God.
No, no, not my penis.
My wee feet.
Oh my God.
I'll show you.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah. Bloody owies. I don't know. I'll show you Sorry Yeah Bloody hell
I don't know
But they are
They're not
They're not huge feet
See how they're
See how they're webbed
Like that
Oh that is webbed
Yeah that's a webbed toe
He's got webbed toe
I can't look at it
It's making me feel funny
It's making me feel a little weird
That slit should go
Right the way down
But it can't
Yeah
Wow that is weird So my toes are tiny Wow That slit should go right the way down but it can't.
Wow, that is weird.
So my toes are tiny.
I know, but massive knob.
Oh, that's crazy.
Hey, we gave a challenge because I feel bad talking about Dan's full skin
if he's not here.
Yeah, no, we can't do that.
So we won't.
Can I put my dick away now?
Yeah, yeah.
We set a challenge for the afternoon guys who were stuck in the Edge safe
house and I thought it was such an easy
challenge. There's no way I can be the only one
on this break. Can we practice? Can we
try it? Do we have three balloons? No, but
I've got a condom. Hang on. I need three
though. There was a challenge that was set for the afternoon
guys and they just had to keep three balloons each
up in the air for 60 seconds
and they all lasted less than five seconds
and it was like, oh maybe it was too hard
I was like, I honestly don't think it was
This is the worst quality of you
This is your worst quality
It was something we did for a fucking dumb
challenge hours ago
and you haven't been able to let go
since that you were like, I reckon I could do it
I need to see someone do it so I realise
that I didn't set them an impossible challenge
But even if we did, it doesn't matter.
No, because then it's their fault and not my fault.
Thank you, Carl.
That's so lowly.
So lowly.
I've only got two comments.
I want to know whose fault it was and I need my conscience to be acquitted
of any sort of guilt that I stitched them up with an impossible task.
Hang on.
Oh, God.
Slowly.
Is there any part of you that has a moment right now
and you go, actually, I will let it go?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, we can't.
You need three condoms, though.
Meg, let's see how long you can keep these up for
and hope it doesn't get made into a video.
So we're playing keepy-uppy with a couple of condoms.
Bubblegum flavoured.
Yeah, I was going to say movie mouth.
All the things that Carl has to do for Clint's fucking...
Jesus.
Yeah, so Carl is actually blowing up.
There's one.
Can you throw it up and see if it is like a balloon,
just the same?
Yeah.
Wow, that does the trick.
Oh, it's so soft. It's Wow, that does the trick. Oh.
Thank you. Oh, it's so soft.
It's so soft and sloopy.
So soft.
There was three in the pack.
I'm actually wearing one.
So he's like,
he wouldn't know what it is.
He's like, dude,
zip it off.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, wild cards doing, Matt.
Yeah.
What are you all doing?
So the podcast will just be a silent podcast
of you holding up three balloons
When will you be
when will you be satisfied?
I'm going to do it at the end
so when the podcast is over and you leave
and then for anyone who cares
you can stay for 60 more seconds
So 60 seconds
that's when you'll have your decision of like
if I can do it
It's far easier, it was as easy as I thought and they were just useless So 60 seconds That's when you'll have your decision of like If I can do it Yeah and I would have gone
Okay it's far easier
It was as easy as I thought
And they were just useless
Versus
Oh I really stitched the afternoon guys up
With an impossible task
But they do smell quite sweet
Of keeping three balloons up in the air
No
Okay
The difference as well with the condoms is
They're kind of more of an oval shape
I wonder if that's going to affect how they fly
Okay Wait But if you do this challenge and you fail it,
will that satisfy you or will you go,
but they didn't have condoms, they had balloons?
No, because then I'll have the answer.
So I'll go, yeah, that was harder.
Okay, yeah.
That was harder than I thought it should have been.
Even with condoms.
Or it's just as easy as I thought it was
and I'll know whether I'm to blame or they're to blame.
Okay.
It's so hard to tie them.
Yeah, even if it's condoms, I feel like it's close enough.
Okay, we can let go of that part.
Why do you have three condoms at work?
Well, they came in like a, I don't know,
it was like some pack we got given for Valentine's Day.
Oh, okay.
And I just took the condoms, but one of them is the Connie Connie,
which we've mentioned on this podcast.
Oh, the context condoms.
So if you context something for people who wouldn't understand
what was just being said because it's industry speak.
I'm actually giving context. You're actually doing it right
now so you can win the Connie Connie. Yeah, thank you.
But here's your other one. But then I'm going to
need three because I'm only going to get two.
Yeah, well try and do it with two.
No, he's not going to let it go.
I can definitely
do it with two. Okay, I'll go into the office
and I'll say, does anyone have a condom? We've got boss Casey, do it. Okay, I'll go into the office and I'll say, does anyone have a condom?
We've got boss Casey, boss Adrian.
Okay, I'll go on.
I'm just doing this.
Of course I can.
Do you reckon Phipps is going to have one in his wallet?
No, I don't think anybody.
I don't think, no, I definitely don't.
Go try one.
Yeah, I don't even remember the last time I wore one of those things.
I know because you gave me your leftovers
and they were extra large and we had to of those things. I know because you gave me your leftovers and they were extra large
and we had to give them back.
I didn't mean,
have you heard this story?
I didn't mean to do it.
He gave Guy a bunch of hand-me-downs
and also gave him all of his leftover condoms
because he got a vasectomy
and we got them
and we looked at the bag
and they were all size XXL,
like XL.
And Guy's like, fuck man, I can't even. I remember Guy going, to me and we got them and we looked at the bag and they're all size XXL and guys like
fuck man I can't even.
I remember getting out of the car and going fuck you man what do you think I'm supposed
to do with this?
I don't know what happened was I was cleaning out my drawers with my clothes and stuff and
then I cleaned out other drawers and I was like oh fuck condoms I don't need them anymore
and I just so happened to like throw them in the same bag as I was emptying my drawers
and then as I grabbed another couple pairs of shirts,
I must have chucked them on top of the condoms,
and I completely forgot they were even in there.
And then Guy thought I was rubbing it in his face.
It's cute that he calls them condoms,
because I've stayed at Clint's house,
and I've been through his drawers and shit.
I was like, why is there, you know those big black rubbish sacks?
It's just a whole thing of those.
I was like, what are these?
And he's like, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if they just roll another one out.
Hang on, I'm going to go find another one.
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
We know too much about each other.
Shit do we want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
How funny was it when I sent you a voice message the other day
and I said, now Meg, before you start doing this
and you were doing that exact thing.
Wild.
That was wild.
Although, like, you must get better at giving people compliments because you did start it.
He started a compliment like this, guys.
Okay, it's a voice message.
Hey, Meg.
Hey.
Look, I just, I wanted to talk to you about something and I couldn't, I couldn't really do it to your face.
I couldn't find myself.
But I need to tell you.
Oh, my God.
I was literally, I was like, I've shit myself again.
Holy cow.
And it's so funny because I went to press pause because I was having a panic attack,
and I was going to yell out to my husband,
Guy, can you come listen to this because I'm freaking out.
And then I didn't pause.
And he goes, don't pause.
Clint carried on and goes, wait, don't pause that because I know it sounds bad.
Don't get Guy to go and listen to it.
It's a good thing.
And I was doing it as you said that.
It was the weirdest thing. It was most like candid camera moment of like, how can he see me?
God, it was weird.
But yes, you do know me very well.
But also, you know me so well to know
that that was a terrible way to start the message.
Like, just record it again.
True, but I was just like,
one of those things, you know,
where you're just like really thinking about something.
And then as I caught myself in what I was doing,
I was like, oh God,
I already know how this is going to sound for me.
She's going to pause it, get Guy to listen to it
and then transcribe it into an email for her.
Oh, here we go.
We have an actual balloon. Are you happy with two condoms
and a balloon? Yes, yes, yes.
Are you doing it over there?
You need a small amount of space so maybe go with Carlos
and move that chair. Or leave a chair as an obstacle
because they had couches.
Alright, so chair's Sean. Clint, you've got all three condches. Okay, so the chair would be like this one. All right, so chair's Sean.
Clint, you've got all three couches.
Okay, so I'll bring you in.
Clint, I'll be you.
All right, so you've got to keep these three balloons up in the air for one minute.
I have my timer.
Let's have a look.
60 seconds.
As long as they don't touch the couch or the ground or the desk,
then you get your clue.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Time starts now.
Now.
By the way, they were out at this point.
You're out.
Yeah, because it touched the couch.
You're out.
No, that was a desk chair.
No, you're out.
That was the couch. Was that it? Yeah. So I think you made 20 You're out. No, that was a desk chair. No, you're out. That was the couch.
Was that it?
Yeah.
So I think you made 20 seconds.
One more turn, please.
Okay, we didn't do that with them, but let's go.
One more turn.
No, don't move that away.
They had couches and tables and people.
What's that more?
I'm sure you couldn't even see them on the live stream.
I don't know where he was.
Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one.
Dan's missing out.
Fucking hell.
This is so great for an audio medium Isn't it Carl?
Oh
Alright
You've done 10 seconds
Okay
I'm doing it Dan
For everyone that's listening at home
He's
He's still
You've got
35 seconds to go
My husband's about to walk in And see what's happening He's going dancing. You've got 35 seconds to go.
My husband's about to walk in and see what's happening.
He's going to know straight away.
The man won't give it up.
He won't give it up.
He won't give it up.
20 seconds to go.
Oh, that's doable.
Well, he's trying to prove, and those are condoms.
Yes, guy.
Yeah, I thought so.
The hardest part, I imagine, is when they bump into each other.
15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10.
Oh!
No!
He hit the head!
You're out.
But you got much closer.
Well done.
Oh, Guy, he came in and distracted me with his good looks.
So, you know, Guy, believe it or not,
that incredible audio moment was for the podcast.
We did that twice too.
Oh, wow.
Have you heard the news?
No.
Where's Dan?
Is it part of that?
Are you?
I haven't got headphones on.
You just need to hear my voice.
Are you ready?
I'm breaking some news to you right now.
Oh, no.
Has it got something to do with why my phone keeps going off?
Yeah.
Why?
Liam Lawson's been dumped.
Oh, man.
Really?
Yeah.
Already?
Yeah.
Is it Yuki Tsunoda?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Yeah.
That's such bullshit. It was the Red Bull, not even Red Bull, if what, a Red Bull, like, global,
who apparently called, like, the head of, you know, the sales.
What are they called?
The people that pay shareholders of Red Bull that wanted to have gone.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that seems like a scapegoat.
Yeah, it feels like someone else is.
So it wasn't our call.
It was the people who, you know, oh, that's bullshit.
It's such a marketing opportunity as well
because they're going to get Yuki in.
It's next week. It's such a marketing opportunity as well because they're going to get Yuki in. It's next week.
It's his home track.
Like a Japanese driver in the Red Bull team.
I guess that makes sense.
Liam will still be racing Formula 1, won't he?
Because if Yuki comes out of his seat, he creates a gap for Liam.
You would think so.
You would think that Liam, if he was good enough to be an F1 driver in Red Bull,
then they would just essentially do the old switcheroo.
And then they can keep him in the fold because they own both teams.
You know what?
I hope that if this happens, which obviously it is,
I want everyone to see that Yuki will probably do no better in that car
than Liam did.
But the thing now, I feel like Yuki's an advantage
because if he comes in and doesn't do any better,
they can't just keep changing.
So I think they'll persist with Yuki longer than Liam got.
I know, isn't that so annoying?
Even though he'll be the same.
He'll either be better, which is great,
or he'll be the same or just as bad,
and they'll go, well, we can't change again.
We're just going to have to persevere with him.
If he's just as bad, all the people that have been calling Liam,
Liam Slausonon which is the
shittest nickname
on the planet
it doesn't even
make sense
his name's not
Liam Lawson
yeah
it's Lawson
it's not
anyway
so I feel for
Liam that sucks
it's the cursed
Red Bull second seat
because it's killed
so many careers
but I hope
it won't be the
end of his career
it won't be the
end of his career
but
he's in a lucky position because he's young
and because he's doing the old driver swap with Yuki,
he can hopefully go to V-Carb and do well there
because that car's looking pretty good for the season.
So hopefully he just has a pretty solid season.
He gets a season of F1 under his belt.
Is it unheard of that if somebody was to be let go at this point
that they can, in even a couple of years' time, be on a different team again? Is it unheard of that if somebody was to be let go at this point that they can, in even a couple of years' time,
be on a different team again?
Like, is it unheard of?
It's not unheard of.
There's people who have left Formula One
and have been away for a few years and come back.
There's a guy currently, Nico Hulkenberg,
who was racing for Renault, and then he got let go,
and he was gone for a few years, and now he's racing for Samba.
Oh, that's good.
It's kind of like radio then a little bit.
It is.
You know, like, you kind of are like, oh, they're back.
Yeah, it's like even though it's pretty cutthroat,
there are only so many people on the planet that can do it.
And yes, you've got all these young talents coming through F2 and F3,
but at the same time, it's so much pressure.
You're in the top 20 in the world.
If he keeps like, I know this sounds like head down, bum up,
doesn't let him affect it as much as he can.
Exactly.
He still keeps his focus and goes, oh well, let's go again, you know
different sort of perspective. Do you know the crazy thing as well
like after watching Drive
to Survive and seeing how well McLaren did
last year, those guys
Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris
are like two drivers who are kind of middle of the pack
no big deal, like whatever, they're good
but had never won a podium
had never won a race, all of a sudden
it's like your team gets its shit together
and designs an incredible car that happens to be the fastest car on the grid.
And then all of a sudden, you're the best driver in the world.
And what it said to me is these drivers are all very similar,
but if your car isn't and your car is exceptional,
all of a sudden, you're in the front of the pack for the rest of that season.
Well, yeah, it's 100% down to the car.
Obviously, these drivers are very talented,
but if you look at qualifying times when it comes to, you know, where you place on the grid at the start of that second. Yeah, it's 100% down to the car. Obviously, these drivers are very talented, but if you look at qualifying times,
when it comes to, you know,
where you place on the grid at the start of the race,
the difference between the first pole position
and the 20th, it's all within, like, three seconds.
Yeah.
So, you know, they work in microseconds,
like, microseconds and milliseconds,
whatever it's called.
So, yeah, if you've got a bad car,
but you're a good driver,
like Max Verstappen, he's a world champion.
And the Red Bull car's just not as good at the moment.
And the thing is, cars can change halfway through the season.
It was, I don't know if it was last season or the season before,
Aston Martin was ripping it.
Fernando Alonso was on, like, three podiums.
And then by the end of the season, fell off.
Again, relating it back to radio,
but kind of like when R&B or pop music or something
is having a really big spike,
it's all of a sudden like the biggest artists in the world
potentially rap R&B.
My FM, the station goes up and up and up,
even though they've always got great hosts, have great hosts,
but it depends on kind of what's...
You could be a really good songwriter
and you could have a really terrible producer.
And, you know, like you're really good at what you do,
but then the people behind you aren't giving you
the vessel to do so.
So, right,
if the metaphor of the car,
the fast car,
being pop music
and fucking Harry Styles
dropping, like,
a great album
at the same time
Taylor Swift's really red hot
and touring,
then all of a sudden
our show starts
really rating and thriving
and everyone's like,
oh my God,
what are Clint,
Meg and Dan doing
at the moment?
It's like, well,
sometimes you are just helped by the cycle
but in that same argument you can
actually be disadvantaged by the music
cycle and you're doing a great show
but the music just isn't hitting
We normally don't do as well in winter
because all the music that we play is pop
happy summer kind of drinking
party vibes and then
for some reason in winter
we don't do as well
because people
want to be depressed
and listen to
Yeah we do get
Is that why Dan's not here?
He's off listening
to a sad album
because Liam's been dumped
No it isn't
Actually we should
ask him tomorrow
what music were you
listening to
because remember
when his cat was missing
so he'd just drive around
listening to
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
and I was like
why would you do that
to yourself?
Like it's already a sad enough situation.
And then you've enhanced it with, like, really sad music.
He's thinking about the Rainbow Bridge.
Yeah.
He was his cat.
He did, yeah.
It was all part of the grieving process.
Oh, that sucks for Liam Lawson.
I hope he does get the seat and he gets Yuki's seat.
And I hope Yuki fails.
Sorry.
Yeah, at the moment, to be fair, it is just a report,
but it's one of those reports that's, like, everywhere. So you kind of go, okay, ituki fails. Sorry. Yeah, at the moment, to be fair, it is just a report, but it's one of those reports that's like everywhere.
So you kind of go, okay, it's happening.
Yeah.
How can you get a guy in the seat and then only give him two races?
That's what we were saying.
It was like giving you like a Monday and Tuesday as a new show
when we started like, you know, two years and three months ago.
And then we had like, you know, by Tuesday,
they're having conversations on Wednesday going,
hey guys, we don't know if we're going to continue with this.
We'd be like, what?
Give us a second to find our fucking feet.
I feel for him, man.
He's in his early 20s and he's got, yeah, he's 23.
And he's getting these people like demanding he lose his seat,
telling him he sucks.
Like it's very hard to find a positive comment.
Do you know what I'd like to do actually?
Because getting hold of him is quite tricky.
And I imagine with all this stuff, it'll get harder.
Yeah, talk to his mum or dad about how do you equip your son.
I mean, this is just in general in parenting, I think of this.
Resilience, eh?
Yeah, like at age 23, he's in the sport where it's not just about the racing.
There's so much mental toughness that needs to come with it,
and how do you teach your kid to not care what other people think
and really believe in yourself,
especially when you've just had your job taken?
Me and Guy have talked a lot about trying,
the most important thing we want for our daughter is resilience
because we know as much as we would like to protect her
from everything in the world and the internet,
we don't know what's going to be,
it's resilience we have to teach her.
Yeah, totally.
Because we can't protect her from bullies,
we can't protect her from online forever, from the internet,
from whatever career she goes into,
from shitty boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever.
People in workplaces, they isolate her, even just small things like that.
Yeah, so it's the resilience that I think is the most important.
But how do you teach that?
You just have to keep, I guess, seeing, showing,
trying not to do things for them all the time.
When they do fail, it's not that bad.
It's a lesson.
It's a stepping stone.
One thing I watched on Instagram,
which I thought was great,
and I try to commit all this shit to memory
and maybe saying it out loud helps,
but they had two groups of kids
and they gave them like a puzzle
that was relatively easy to do.
And then they timed them to see how fast they could do it.
And one half of the group of kids,
they praised them for the result.
Going, oh, my God, you're so intelligent.
You're so clever.
Look, you smashed that.
Then the other kids, they praised them for the effort.
And, oh, my God, that's such a good effort.
Well done.
I really love how you tackled that.
And didn't really give them, like, a time.
Just did it, right?
As they got through the harder puzzles, as they got, like, medium
and they're more and more difficult,
it became harder for the kids to actually achieve it.
The kids who were praised for the result wanted to go back to the easier puzzles and do them
because that's where they got their praise.
Whereas the people that were praised by effort, regardless of the result,
they were still being praised for the harder puzzles.
And what they said is kids who are praised for effort will push themselves
harder to achieve more because
that's what's valued. Yeah, the effort's valued,
not the result. Rather than the outcome and the result.
And otherwise, yeah, because the thing is you're not going to win every
time. You're just not. You're not going to be the best every time.
And when you don't, you want to go back to the easy levels
where you were being praised. When you're
younger and you're playing rugby and you make it into
a couple of rep teams and your
parents are just like, hey, well done, you made it into
the team and then you go to high school and then you try
and then you don't. You're like, ooh.
And then you get really thrown by
it. And you get disheartened and it
stifles your growth. That was me, by the way.
That was an example. That's why I came off the dome.
I was in a few rep teams when
everyone was good at playing rugby
because it was easy and then I went to high school and I was like, oh.
And you're like, what? I was like, wait, everyone's so big. I'm so small. I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, when everyone was good at playing rugby because it was easy and then I went to high school and I was like, oh. You're like, what?
I was like, wait, everyone's so big. I'm so small.
13 year old kids and they're like 90 kilos already.
Isn't it funny? It's just such a small change in language
but yeah, if you were told a lot
as a kid that, wow, I'm really impressed
with how hard you've worked towards it and your effort
that you've put in. I see how hard you've practiced
to work towards this. How different that would be
to like, you won, well done, you won
or well done, you are the best.
Maybe we apply this to Daisy with her potty training.
Oh yeah, great effort, Kitty.
I talked about that on air this morning, about how she kissed the
toilet seat too. Oh God.
Meg came like running out of the toilet.
Wait, wait, wait.
She kissed the toilet. It's not the words
I was expecting you to say.
What do you mean? Why did you let that happen?
We have stuffed that child with the poo monster.
You know, that's the crazy thing, though.
Even just that example of praising result versus praising effort,
you start going, oh, my God,
these tiny little things can make such a huge difference.
Holy shit, what have I done?
And it's too late because the avalanche is coming,
and you can't stop it once the avalanche is coming.
You've got to stop it before it even starts.
I wonder that a lot where I'm like,
that's why you have more than one kid, I guess.
Right, second time you're like, right, I'm going to do that differently.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, that'll do us.
Bye.
Yeah, we'll catch you next time, guys.
Have a bloody good one.
Cliff, Meg and Dan.
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