The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS But You Have a Good Personality

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint Migg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. He's vomitting and I think he's got gastro. Get away from me! Welcome to the OnlyFans, that's Dan's reenactment of Yaz just a few minutes ago. In fact, I think she was closer.

Dad, I'm not as... I don't think I actually... No! Get away from me! Why are you getting close to me? I don't want gastro! I'm not. I don't think I actually. No, get away from me. Why are you getting close to me? I don't want gastro. I'm not. I'm being serious. It's not even. It's hard to know.

Honestly, I'll say this. And I've been Dan's friend for a long time. As one of my best mates. Oh, just broke a nail. As one of my best mates, I find it really hard to read of when he's being like over the top dramatic for humour because he knows that it makes us laugh and when he's being actually like seriously

dramatic and well not dramatic but he's being serious about something he's not joking about I'm very really fully 100% serious but this time I am. That one you are? I am 100%. But how do we know because they look so different. I don't know I just

put it this way I don't know. Put it this way. I don't want to be squirting out both ends of my body, okay? Sue me. Fucking hell. Anyway, yeah, what happened was Yaz was in, we're doing the cross, and she came up to me and said, just so you know, I've just been in bed with my boyfriend, Harry, who's got the shits.

And she's literally about half a meter away from my face. And she's like, oh, but I'm fine. For now. Yeah, for now. Anyway. If she drops and she goes tomorrow, Dan's going to be. Oh, goodness me. Although, you know what?

I've never had diarrhea. I have been thinking when you got gastroclit, not you, your whole family did, and then I was like, shit, I think I've got it now. Although I never actually did have diarrhea that day. I was thinking, how funny is it, the fact that Dan's never had it. He's told me this in the past. Bullshit. No, I know, it's crazy.

I know, it's crazy, really. You've never had the shits? I wonder if I've got just like an iron stomach. I don't know. I very rarely, like it's very rare for me to even throw up, to be honest. Like I get sick and I wish, sometimes I wish I could throw up, but I get sick but just, like, can't for whatever reason.

Anyway. Dedication. I didn't realise we were doing the podcast yet, so I haven't got it ready. Hold on. Just bear with me for a second. Usually we have a little bit of time. Can you ask for a dedication, or is that bad taste?

I think you can do it. It doesn't necessarily mean we will do it, Meg, will it? But, I mean, you can bad taste? I think you can do it. It doesn't necessarily mean we will do it, Meg, will it? But, I mean, you can always ask. Oh, you can always ask. Sometimes I put Stan off. Oh, and you go, no, I'm not giving it to you now because you asked. Yeah. I think I'm going to throw it out to the wonderful Tracy Webb today,

who's a member of the podcast fam. Now, Tracy Webb, she's playing along with the safe house at home like a lot of people are at the moment. Edge Afternoons or Edge Arbos is their name right now. Steph, Sean and Harrison. Yeah, they've got a new Instagram page if you haven't checked it out. Yeah, give it a follow actually. It's a hell of a follow. Must be hard restarting your Instagram.

The reason they did it is because they the Instagram page that they've got, we used to have, was originally Guy, Sharon and Clint's page so people that originally joined that page to follow them

were fans of that show that's gone through many different things Sharon and Jaden John O'Benn and Sharon and so now it's on a new show I think they've kind of gone let's just hit the reset button

yeah is that oh no it must just be RTV that it's so fuzzy right yeah the live stream is pretty clear if you want to go and watch it oh my god Is that R... Oh, no, it must just be RTV that it's so fuzzy, right? Yeah, the live stream is pretty clear if you want to go and watch it. Oh, my God.

Sorry, Tracy's just realised she's had education. You didn't really say much about her. Oh, no, no. Oh, I just wondered if you were finished. No. So, Tracy Webb, let me tell you about her. She has got a lot of friends. How many? Well, in this photo, there is at least six of them, seven of them. I think that was

at a wedding of some sort. Oh, they might not all be friends. Yeah. Tracy's married by the looks of it. She's got a lovely partner, very good looking man. Just as good looking as her. That's good. Oh, so they're evenly yoked in terms of their attractiveness. I would say he's still

punching Clint. Okay. I think Tracy's you know, she's a good looking lady, but I don't want to talk about looks. What else is going on in your world? I'm getting carpet. Oh, yeah. It's very exciting for me. Anybody that has been listening to the show,

Tracy being one of them, would know that that's the, every time when we go, like, oh, what would you do if you won the lotto? I say I'd get carpet. Yeah, but it depends how much money you won.

Because if you won a lot, you'd just be like, fuck the carpet. I'm just going to move house. Yeah, yeah. Have not won the lotto, but it depends how much money you want. Because if you want a lot, you're just like, fuck the carpet. I'm just going to move the house. Yeah, have not won the lotto, but have put money aside. And we are getting new carpet. Very excited. Very anxious about the actual getting everything out of the house.

Getting laid. Putting the new carpet down and then getting everything back in. That feels like one of those jobs where you're like, I don't even know how it's going to happen. You're basically moving house to move it all back into the same house.

And I know all of the things have fit inside our house to get in them but I don't understand how will that get out? How did we get it in?

Oh yeah that's stressful. You know what I mean? Did we make it? I'm wondering if there are any flat pack things

that we made that since. Well I recently moved house Meg and we have a thing called a day bed upstairs, which is like a couch, but then it changes into a bed, and it was in George's room, so he could sleep in there

when he was a baby. And I had to literally pull that all apart to get it down the stairs to then get it into the new house. Oh, because you couldn't swing it around the staircase. Yeah, so I had to go downstairs. It was a nightmare. And then I had to put it back together. And it took me, like, all day to put it together, the first time I put it together. And so, yeah, it took me a good four hours

from just like dismantlement to putting it back together again I've got a question sorry you were just responding to Dan how many hours did it take him to dismantle it? because you said damn that's crazy I was listening

I can see her eyes. I'm not listening to you when she is. I'm so sorry, Dan. It's really shit. I mean, it was a bit of a boring story. It was boring, but I mean, story. You were talking about your fucking carpet before, so I think it's been a fucking boring podcast to be honest.

Nobody else said anything. We asked what was going on in their life. I'm sorry. You brought us to this level by talking about your fucking boring carpet. Hey, it's a big deal in Meg's life. That's so mean. She's worn a carpet for years. Thank you, Clank.

Oh, I said my story was boring. Okay. So Dan's gone. Final fight. I know. Is that right? We're going to fight like that? Okay, gloves off.

Final fucking war. I'll bare knuckle fist you. I mean, you know what I mean. Fist you. Bare knuckle fight. Not for the carpet. Producer go. Yeah, I noticed you guys

Were just scrambling For content a little bit here You know how you were having A debate earlier this morning About how to pronounce Anathos Anathos Anathos

Anathos I've just got Rose From Anathos on the phone And she'll be able to Help you settle the argument Once and for all You were talking about How yeah the old

And that is producing You are so welcome Anathos My thing is Rose I love Anathos We always have Two Anathos You were talking about how the old... And that is producing. You are so welcome. Anathoth. I love Anathoth. We always have two Anathoth tomato chutneys in our house at all times, so we never run out of the stuff. I've said this a couple of times, Rose.

Good morning, first of all. Oh, yeah. You put her on the wrong line. Morning there, Rose. Kia ora. Hi. I've said this before. When you say Anathoth, it instantly puts you into a lisp.

Yeah. Because you think that you... And I don't hate it. I love that about it. I don't want to burst any bubbles, but the H's are actually silent. Is that just made up? You know what I mean? Is that just one of the... How do we know they're silent?

Who says? I mean, I mean? Is that just one of the – how do we know they're silent? Who says? I mean, I've got to be honest. I have been working for Anatot Farms for two and a half years now, and it says it on our website, and that's how I learned. Oh, it says it actually on the website because so many people say it. Wait, is that kind of like, though, when everyone used to call cider, mut cider, and it was like gross, and they were like, no, it's moot, like fruit.

And I was like, well, it looks like moot. Ah, yes. Old moot cider. On the first thing you see on the webpage, you're right, obviously, Rose, about Anatot's farm. Difficult to pronounce name, Anatot, and then in, Anatot actually, in brackets

it's A-R-N-A-T-O-T. Oh, great. That's right. I've been saying it wrong my whole life. And I believe it's an old biblical term. It is, yeah. That the founders took on because it means answered prayer or new beginnings. New beginnings.

Yeah. You'll be into that, Clint. Yeah. Well, actually, Rose, I thought it was a real, I feel like it's a missed opportunity to not go with Anathoth. And then when you, and then almost like when people start talking about it, like Dan said, everyone in the ad just goes into like a lisp because it's really hard to stop using the –

Anathoth, a specialist in dance. In everything you say. How to pronounce – I mean, you can call it whatever you want. I mean, I think even within our team, there's a bit of a debate on how to pronounce it. You hear Anato and Anato and Anathoth, so I wouldn't worry too much.

As long as people are buying it. Ready, guys? I've got the official pronunciation from the biblical word. Okay. Here we go. So we're just going to turn this up. Here we go. And we're going to play this here.

Hopefully there's not an ad. Oh, unmute it. We are looking at how to pronounce these names and more biblical names, so stay tuned to the channel loads to learn here about the Bible. Anathoth.

Ah, this is Anathoth! Anathoth. Who is that guy? Who is that guy that does pronunciation for everything? I'm sorry, Rose, that's Julian from YouTube. He must be a busy man because he does it. Well, shout out to Julian. Yeah. Love him.

Thank you, Rose. We also love your jabs and chutneys. Yeah, in fact, my mum's not a huge fan because she makes tomato chutney and she'll make it for me and put the little lid on, a little ribbon around and put a day's date with love from mum. She came around to my house and she saw I hadn't even opened it or I'd opened it and then it was, like, pretty full. And she was like, you haven't eaten your chutney.

I thought you liked chutney. And I was like, well, it ain't no anathoth, mum. Take your back, Christine. So I don't know how you do it, but whatever you don't do, you change a thing. No, we love you, Rose. Oh, thank you, guys. Thanks so much.

Thanks, Rose. Thank you, Rose. See you later. Yeah. Very, very good. I like the jams. All their jams are good. Chutneys, I've never tried.

Fuck, what is this podcast? Do you know, I had something that I was like, oh, this would be really good to bring to the podcast. And Meg was like, no, save that for Onia. Oh, yeah, I did. It's better for Onia. Meg asked me one time, what is the greatest

compliment that somebody can give you? And I said, when someone asks you how old you are and you tell them, they go, shut up. Like, there's no way you're that old. You look way younger. And I thought that was the greatest compliment. And I kept thinking about it weirdly in my own time. And I've realised that isn't the greatest compliment.

There is one that I think universally for guy and woman, if anyone said that to you, I think everyone would be hard pressed to argue against the compliment that I think is the greatest compliment for all people in the entire world. Isn't that such a huge call, Dan? I thought that was so interesting that Clint thinks he's got the best compliment universally. For all people of all different walks of life and everyone's very unique in their health. Is it something to do with a physical appearance?

Yes. Okay. But it also is a compliment that also ties in your personality. So it's one compliment that will tie in your looks, your personality, and everything that you are. You're radiant. Oh. Was that it?

No. Okay. My guess is something to do with you make me feel good. Brand new. No, I didn't. I was just saying words as they came out of my mouth. And it's something a stranger could say to you or it's something that somebody who's been your best friend

for like 10 years could say and it would still hit the same. You exuberate something? Like you glow with something? It's much deeper than that. It's something that... Oh, my God. No, if I give too much, I feel like you're going to guess it, but they're asking you of something, which then just...

Are you a God? No. Are you a God? No, but I... Okay, we'll do it tomorrow. Should we do it tomorrow on the show? Okay, do it tomorrow. Yeah, because I can't get it.

I'll think all day about it. Okay, cool. And then we can ask people what they think the greatest compliment to receive is. Okay. Because if I say it first, I think people go, oh, that is the greatest compliment. And then nobody will call with anything else because I've already taken the gold

medal in the comp, right? So we'll reveal what the compliment is after the fact. Okay. So we're not going to do anything. We'll do it after seven tomorrow morning. So Wednesday morning, 7.15. Yes, producer. Is it the compliment actually, Hanon? Can I just say this into your ear quickly?

Yeah, go on. No. No, but that's a good one. Oh, okay. Can I talk about it then? Okay. This was like one of the greatest compliments I got the other day. You've actually been given this compliment.

Oh, you guys were all here. This happened the other day so um my wife she's she works um as like part of an agency and you know sells advertising and stuff here one of the sponsorships is on the edge and so she was here in the office the other day and she was sitting out at that desk um just behind us with our other edge office people and cal from the edge night show he came through and he said to nipia our other producer he goes oh my god, who's that? Who's the babe? Is that like a new chick? You know the one with the bob sitting at the desk? She's

so hot! And then Nipia was just like, that's Carl's wife. That's so good! So good! And then they came in and told me, I was like that is the greatest compliment I think I could ever get. I can double down on that, Carl, actually. I got a private message from Carl, and that his highlight of the day was meeting your wife

because she's so hot. Get out of town. Wow. That was not even a group chat message. That's when you know it's good, but it's not even going to you. I feel like that's when a compliment is good, but it's not even to your face. You find out through the grapevine somebody said it about you.

His missus is like a 10 as well. Yeah, absolutely. I wonder if they say that about you, Carl, to Heidi, your wife. No, God, no. They're like, oh, is that your husband Heidi, your wife. No, God, no. Is that your husband there, is it? Yeah, sorry about that. It's usually with condolences.

That is a goodie. I mean, it is great because it's like, that's so awesome. And then they're like, wow, and then this incredible person that someone thinks is amazing that they want to spend the rest of their life with you. The thing I'm talking about is something that somebody is complimenting you directly, your personality, your looks, your everything. And it's one thing that encompasses everything,

whereas most compliments will compliment your either physical attractiveness or the person that you are on the inside, and this does both. What? Both? Daniel. Both. I honestly can't. Oh, man.

Clint, did you come up with this because somebody did say it to you? Uh, no, I read it in a book about, somebody said this, no, somebody, no, somebody said this to someone else. And I was like, Hmm,

no one's ever said that to me, but I think if they did, I was like, that would be the greatest compliment I've ever received. And then I was like, I told Meg what I thought the greatest compliment wasn't this. Let's do this quickly now as a little bit of an exercise. Okay.

So we're going to go around the room. We get to say a genuine, 100% genuine compliment, not being silly, not trying to be tongue in cheek to anyone here right now. But you have to tailor it to the person so that they will like it. Like it's almost the perfect compliment. What am I saying a compliment you don't know who it's about? No, you say it to them. It's about me.

Yeah, so I'm going to do one to me. And we choose who we do it to. Yeah. Well, then you might miss out, Dan. Maybe nobody will want to compliment you. But that's fine. That's fine. So it's a free-for-all and you can double up.

Can we still go mix carpet again? Not a euphemism. Ah, fuck. No, let's go. I love compliment corner We do this sometimes When you're like drinking And you're actually

With close friends And everyone's a bit boozy And whatever And then If the conversation Sort of slows down And you're around a fire And you go

Hey let's play compliment corner And Everyone will Say a compliment Or I'll say a compliment And say about you Dan And then if it is said about you Then it's your responsibility To say a compliment About somebody else We can go and say about you Dan and then if it is said about you then it's your responsibility

to say a compliment about somebody else. We can go that way if you want. But you're right Meg as it goes around the circle you still have to go who hasn't had one? Yeah I know

that's what I worry about. Then you're just sitting there waiting for your compliment and somebody's like I've got to fucking think about it. But everyone's all boozy so they get all that oh my god

I will never tell you this enough and it sounds like real punishing when you're sober but if you're boozed it's actually that really fun. You could do the one where you go one compliment and one bad thing. Oh, I haven't done that one. But if it goes called compliment sandwich, that one.

No, but that needs two compliments because you're going to sandwich it. Oh, yeah, so it's three facts. Compliment, mean, compliment. Meg, I like your makeup today. No, that sucks. You're just looking at my face and you're like, fuck, fuck, fuck, here. You've got a staney top. Yeah, there it is.

No, I don't want to play the game. You've got a staney top. You don't know how to do a compliment. No, it's compliment sandwich. So he's going compliment, insult, now I can do the next compliment. I like your makeup. You've got a staney top. And... And he's struggling for a good thing so the fuck can we in

this hold on it shouldn't be a game he brought this to the table stand up stand up no you're not gonna he wants to look at your body oh no my pregnant body you perfect okay and you've Fuck, I almost died. I couldn't breathe. That was the longest thing I've gone without breathing. And the worst part is, no one fucking got to the end of this podcast because it made me cough for like 15 minutes. What the fuck?

Fuck, I'm already on the ground, Clint. No more kicking. Jesus. Is it personality? Maybe we could call this podcast Save the Best Till Last or something like that. Or wait for it, wait for it.

The fact that Dan apparently gets bullied the most blows my mind. Oh, it peaks and drops. Oh, my God. It peaks and drops between us, to be fair. It does. It's never Clint, I'll tell you that. No, it's never fucking Clint.

See you tomorrow, guys. Bye. Bye. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.