The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS Damn we nailed hitting the post

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans Podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. Boogie, get down on that dance floor. Eh? It's been a while since I got down on the dance floor, boys. You can take me dancing.

You've been warned. Hey guys, welcome along to the OnlyFans Podcast, take two. Yeah, we did one today. We started doing one today and we decided not to release it. We just got all silly, didn't we? We got very silly, it was very rude, it was very immature. And it's also the only time, I swear, that we have stopped recording and gone, we need to do this again. We owe people more. Yeah, we're better than this.

And you know what? That's good from us because I think we should have probably done that more. People are like, yeah, guys, good filter. Yeah, I think we probably should have done that

maybe in our career. And it's not been much, but I reckon there's been four or five podcasts where we could have gone, you know what? If you think of all the bad podcasts that we've done,

and not just bad as in bad funny where it's kind of funny, just bad, boring. Yeah, those all survived. Not this one, though. You know what we actually got a request from the other day is for us to play a game which we've played before on the podcast, and it's song intros.

What's that? Introing songs on other stations. Oh. Now, someone requested that the other day. I can do the sound or like the breeze and do my radio voice. Oh, so I give you the song. Do you want me to give you the intro time? Yeah, yeah.

It'd be best if it's songs that are kind of well known. Clint's very good at this. It's called hitting the post where you talk over the start of a song and a really good radio disc jockey speaks right up to this when the words start singing, when the person starts singing. So Clint, you're very good at it, if I'm honest.

Well, normally it's because if we're talking about something, I have a rough idea about what still needs to be said before we turn the mics off. So if I look at the song and it says it's got a 14 second intro, you kind of wait wait wait and you go all right we're gonna probably get out around 14 seconds from now and then you either speed up or slow down what you're saying you know to try and get out just

before the vocals start so mig you're on the sound yeah i'm on the sound i think i can do a a pretty good radio voice or radio like rocky, like, rocky-sounding voice. Yeah, we kind of learnt in broadcasting school that some people do and some people don't. I choose to not do, I just speak like I speak. I think everyone kind of probably does some sort of, puts on something. Hannah, my wife, still says,

oh, you're doing your radio voice. You have a radio voice, yeah. But I don't think I do. I don't think I do. But then there's some people, they can have a real radio voice like this. Yeah. Right? I think, yeah.

Okay, so here we go. I could do that. What song am I getting then? Trying to give you one with a long enough intro. Give her Hotel California, The Eagles. That's massively long. Yeah, because some of them only have like, I had Celine Dion because it's her birthday, but she starts bang hard on

the start of the song, except for one of them has seven seconds. Okay. Do you want the seven seconds or do you want long? How long is long? Let's start off with a nice... Seven seconds isn't very long. Okay. Let's just see how you go. And this is the Queen's birthday today.

57 years old, Celine Dion on the sound. There were nights when the wind was blowing. She went to say one more thing. I did it. I did quarter. I reckon I don't even need the number. You don't even need to tell me. I can just feel the music coming through.

Okay. Well, Celine, clearly. Give him a song that he might not know. I'd love to know. I know most songs. I'm pretty good with music. Okay, here we go. Here we go.

You're on The Sound. Coming up, another chance for you to go and see ACDC in Australia on their tour. But right now, the song from a beautiful band that's been around for many, many years. What is their name, David? Cuba Lewis and the News. Yes, here it is. The Sound. Have some fun. Come, here it is, the sound. Come on.

David over there. David's got a real good commo strop. Hugh Lewis and News. It doesn't get much to say. He's got a radio voice. Hugh Lewis and the News. David's just there to tell them what the song is. Thank you, David. Oh, there's a great band who sings it, David. Hugh Lewis and the News. Hugh Lewis and the News. David's just there to tell them what the song is. Thank you, David.

Oh, there's a great band who sings it, David. Huey Lewis. Huey Lewis and the News. Okay, Cliff. Next turn again. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, what a great song for a Monday morning.

I'm feeling the vibes. Beautiful sunshine out there. This one makes me want to boogie. Get down on that dance floor. It's been a while since I got down on the dance floor, boys. You can take me dancing. You're on the sound. I believe in miracles.

Check the post. You can take me dancing. I love that. You'd fucking, oh, God, you've got a career after this. Ow! Oh, my God, there'll be old 70-year-old guys listening to that going, oh my God, take her out on the dance floor. Get those legs for a spin.

Yeah, yeah, goodness me. One more turn. Okay, here I go. I love this game. I love this game. You're on the rock. No, maybe it's not that one. I'll find it.

Fine, hold on. Can you at least tell me what the song is? Spandau Ballad. You're on the breeze from the 80s of these guys. You're talking. Keep going.

David. David. Help me here, David. I'm like, thank you, David. David. Help me here, David. I want David. I was like, David, thank you, David. Breathe. So true.

Funny how it seems. Always in time. So many ways in my life. Come on, David. You're right, you're right. David just shouts stuff really fast. David hit it now. David had enough. I'm like this unconfident DJ that is trying to be confident.

He goes, David, you. I'm going to you, David. And David's like, fuck, he's just having hospital passes left, right and centre. David goes over to his wife and pitches and complains that he's doing all the work and the other guy's the suave dude who's got his face all over the billboard oh shit

I'm crying laughing see it's funny isn't it yeah it's fun hey at the moment if you don't if you don't listen to an actual show and you just listen to this

because we've actually started finding out that more people listen to this OnlyFans than they do an actual show which is ridiculous because it's unprepped and it's just...

You should really listen to the other show. Yeah, and maybe it says something about our show. Maybe we should do more unprepped waffly breaks, which our boss didn't agree with. No, he hates them. He hates the waffly stuff. You can win cash at 6, 7, 8 and 9 on the show at the moment. And at 6, you can win cash when Linda comes in

and she is our resident fucking dangerous stuff as a lady and he does like psychic. No, it is not. It is not.

On here we have to lie. Surely we don't on the podcast. No, it's not. You can clearly tell that we could be in the same room.

Okay. It's different people. Dan, I mean, Linda is reading your pet's future at the moment for Southern Cross Health Insurance Pet Awards pauses. Yeah. Okay, well, do you want to get her in?

Oh, is that what we're doing, are we? Oh, I thought you were telling me you wanted to have Linda in. Well, she was in the one that we just stopped recording and decided to do this one. I know, but I thought you wanted to do her again properly. I've never done her. You're the one that apparently

has done her, Clint. Yeah, okay. Well, maybe she is just something that features on the actual show show and not on the podcast. Do you want to see how she goes with hitting the post? Oh, I think she'll be good. We can get her in and see how she goes. Come on, Linda.

Give her a good song, Clint. We'll get her in, okay. Linda? Is she here? Yeah, hi, Linda. She's literally walking the door. Have some patience, Dan. Hi, Linda.

Hi, darling. She's just walking around. What the fuck was that? Did you just knock over a chair, Linda? You're right. That was, I think, Linda tried to make the noise. She's got a new hairstyle, and it keeps getting in your eyes, babe. Yes, I've had a new perm.

Now the curtains match the drapes. And I must say that it's covering, I've got bangs, but they're covering my face, and so I can't really see. Anyway, here I am, darlings. What are you doing? What do you want me to do? I'm here for... Oh, me can explain. I'm just going to get you a song.

So, Linda, we just need you... I don't know how if you know the saying hit the post? Yeah, so you know when you Linda, when radio announcers talk right up to the start of songs? Yes, the voice of that's fantastic. Well, then you basically do that. Try and do it yourself. Okay. Just talk about whatever you like

and then just before the vocal comes in, you say you're on the I'd say this would Probably be The breeze Or the sound Oh fantastic I've never tried this before

Okay here we go Linda Let's see how you do As an actual radio host Okay Can you at least Tell me what the song is Oh yeah David Oh you'll know

Okay And if you don't Linda Just ask David to come in He'll help you Here we go Linda You're up Linda this is where you go, you talk now. My name's Linda.

No. And the song is? On the Linda. It's a little longer, you keep going. You can, hi. A little longer. You are? Yeah.

Listening to the sound? No, it's the breeze. It's Joe Cocker. I think she's great. Is that all right? Did I nail that? Yeah, yeah. Well, I wouldn't say you nailed it.

You stopped speaking before the vocal. Give me another one. Give me another one. I think it's a bit hard. It's sort of, you have to practice it, Linda. You can't just always be straight on. Once you've done one, you know what you're doing and start again. I think we make it look a bit easier than it looks, right?

I'll give it a go. I'll give it one more go. Come on. Okay. Here we go Come on. Okay. Here we go, Clinton. Okay. Why don't we have her in our system? No.

That's actually... Who? Who are you saying? Should I try? Here it is. Okay. Here it is. Okay.

What? Just tell me the station I'm working on. The breeze. The breeze. The breeze. You're on the breeze. Cher. She's gorgeous for her age.

And I tell you what, she's back with a brand new track. And I believe in her. She's been around for many years. Here's Cher. Believe. The Breeze. I must say. You can't.

I thought it was going to start there, but it hasn't. And it's the hair, I tell you. She's got plastic surgery. She looks... She's dating a rapper. The Breeze. No matter how hard I try, you keep pushing me. Yeah, it was much better. You were really good, Linda.

Thank you, Sally. Can I just quickly, before I go, Clint, I've got something that's coming through from the ether. From the spiritual world. Have you been having some problems, some feelings of, you know, sort of like you're not, you're not, how do I say it? You're feeling lost in a way, my darling. You're feeling lost at all at the moment, physically and mentally. Physically, he's right here.

Physically, I know where I am. Right. Mentally, I'm a little lost about where you're going. Yeah, if you could be a little bit more specific, Linda, because Clint's not that smart. Oh, of course. I guess I mean, like, have you... You haven't found your place yet, have you, darling?

I mean, he's right here. Now I'm talking mentally. Oh, right. I still don't get you being very coy. Do I do that thing where I'm appeasing the psychic? No, don't do that. I hate it when people do that. Oh, right.

Because then it just throws me off. Well, Linda, have some better things to... Okay. I mean, be more specific. Okay. Yeah. Do you want to fuck other women? Because this one's going bagging.

Linda, get out. See you later. Okay, bye. Should we start again? Pass off, Linda. We can't do it again. Should we start again? I can't do another fucking podcast.

That's it. That's the best. Honestly, if you're listening, that's what you're getting today. I'll be back thanks to Southern Cross tomorrow. Oh, shit. What's that? I don't know.

I don't know how Southern Cross actually wanted to align with Psychic Linda. I explained what I'm like. I did. Well, I don't know if you actually did. Get out, Linda. Ow, what did you do? Don't pull my hair. Ow.

Get out. Yeah, so Linda's given away 250 bucks cash before 7 o'clock every morning this week. If you get a chance to tune in live. The Oscar goes to there,

Jesus. Role of my life. Role of your life? Why would it be role of your life? Pulling her off. Out. Oh.

Should we start again? Should we start again? No, I'm out. Thanks for listening. I think it's just a Monday, isn't it? Just Dan and I here. I think Clint... Sorry, let me choose a song for you.

Let me give you one more time to smash it. Okay. Okay. We'll go into the... We'll end the podcast on this. Maybe Meg and I can be co-hosts. Okay. Okay, we're on the breeze, Meg.

We're doing a breeze, Meg. We're doing a duo show. Give us a longie. A long one. Okay, you want a longie? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay, well, it won't be that one then. I feel mean for pulling Linda's hair now. That was a bit mean, wasn't it? Okay, here you go, Meg. Here we go. I tell you what, he's one of the greatest pop stars of all time. I love him.

Squeaky clean image. You love me? You're one of his biggest fans, mate. Oh, I love Michael Jackson. He's really touched me in a way, his music. It's that again.

Well, we can't laugh about that. Do another one. Edit that one out. You're on the breeze. These kids really do look like girls. But shit, do they have a good harmony. From the 90s, handsome. Great hair.

No, fuck. Fuck. Fuck, I'm being used. You're supposed to. You threw me off. Ghost comes in. You threw me off. It's the race. There you go.

I think I need my Ritalin. You've taken it. Why don't you take it this morning? Yeah, but I need another dose. Okay. We'll catch you next time And I'm not sure what happened To the first take

Podcast I think it's been deleted Producer Carl I think he's been Disparately trying to save it Somewhere there He's been like Sitting in there

Rolling his eyes You can come and Fucking do it then I think we should keep it I think we should keep it And we I think maybe what we need to do Is like take a vote.

No, people want to hear it until they hear it. Yeah, that's the thing. The dolphin fucking interview. There was a guy who was having sex with a dolphin right before it was illegal. Didn't know it needed to be a law. That's why until this guy did it, we had him on. Anyway, we were like, we can't play the interview. We can't play the interview.

It's just gross. People are like, we want to hear it. We want it. So we got one guy to call up. He listened on behalf of the country. Whilst we were listening to a song, he was listening to the interview. And we were camping. He goes, yeah, no, don't play that on the radio.

We're like, see? I think, look, maybe we could do that. We could get a podcaster to listen to the first take of the podcast and go, I think it's funny and everyone else should hear it. Or, nah, you're right, guys. That was shit. It should never see the light of day. Yeah.

Should we do that? I like that. Someone from the podcast group, yeah. Yeah, one person. Okay, if you want that person to be you. But you also, you can't drink the Kool-Aid too hard. We love people that drink the Kool-Aid hard and that love our show and get us.

I think if you're someone that's like, yeah, I like what you do, but I don't love everything you do, I think you're a good gauge. Yes. Because I think a lot of people, like you say, they want it, then they'll hear it and go, oh, yeah, no, we shouldn't have had that. You know?

So, yeah. Okay. All right. You have a great rest of your Monday. If you want that to be you, just jump on the Edge Podcast fam group and say, yeah, I'll do it. I'm willing to do that service. And Dan will send us out with this

You're on the sound coming up next a great set from one of my favourite bands the Beatles Right now though See you guys Who the hell is this Madonna Who the hell is this? Madonna! Bugger.