The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS i would get with the clone of myself

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint McGinn-Dans, OnlyFans. What's that? This. What? You're trying to be a supporter friend. This one. Ah, it's all good. I've just posted one about fucking sexualising myself and getting called a creep, so.

Don't ask me. Welcome to OnlyFans, just these two complaining about who's put up the shit on Instagram posts. I can't relate. Right, Dan, well, we can get talking first, obviously, but it's quite exciting. Dan finally has an idea. Well, no, a lot to cover off today. Obviously, I guess the fart's back, because it's a Friday.

Oh, yeah. Your favourite segment, Meg. Last week, Clint had his longest... I'd say that it'd have some sort of New Zealand record. Eight seconds. That was a long quiff, I mean, fart. I don't know how to do that. There's no way you could do a quay phase.

No. Yeah, well, we'd been away for a long time. I've been holding them all in over summer. So you hadn't farted once or something? Summer. Oh, shut up. Yeah. No, so what's the...

Is it worth getting into? The Instagram posts that you guys both put up that a shit else? No, not mine. Dan said he put up a video and it's sort of goes... Oh, you know when you put up something, people will relate to this and you put up something and go, oh, this will be fun. People will like this and you put it up and it's got like one comment. It's the algorithm.

It's the algorithm. Yeah. No, but then, okay, but Megan, your wife had very different reactions to seeing the vid before you posted it. Yeah, the thing is I showed my wife because sometimes I'm like, oh, is this funny. I'll show her and she goes... And she went like this, she was like, yeah? And I went, what? And she was like, oh, I wouldn't laugh.

And so she's honest. Yeah, and then when you show me, I go, yeah. And I sort of second-guess it. So I came in the next day, and I was like, I'll show my friend Meg. And she went, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. Not very convincing. No, but just then say no, just say no, be straight with me. And so I think, oh, my friend Meg sort of thinks it's funny.

So I put it up and look at me. I did sort of think it was funny. I look like a fucking idiot. Yeah. Well, I do. It's my fault. It's my fault, of course it's my fault. No, but Meg didn't want to tear you because obviously you filmed it and you liked it.

So if she goes, no, it sucks. Well, that's not nice. No, I'd go, oh, thank you, Meg, for being honest with me. All right, I'll be honest from now on about your content, I promise. Okay, good. If it's not funny, I go, shit, but it's going to kill me because you'll go, well, I'm, fuck. I'm trying stuff. I'm just trying, you know, throw shit at the wall.

Meg, I really think you are one of the coolest people, so I really value your... Really? R-E-A-L-L-L-Y, or really? R-A-R-A-R-E You be the judge But I really think you're cool It's so weird that those two words are so similar But being the complete opposite thing

When you put them in a sentence like that Exactly It's a nasty piece of work that Dan were me I think you are Really really awesome Stop it! That's a good one dude Now I'm like which one is it?

That's actually a great power play And people are like oh man That thinks I'm cool You're like no it's really You really impressed me It's so good Oh, anyway Yeah, yeah, that is good

I've got a hypothetical question for you both And maybe you could play along at home as well I'd love to you, you could get involved By going on the podcast fam And putting your answer there Maybe we'll put up a little question you can answer Because you really have good ideas Thank you, thank you for, hold on a second

And this was in my lads chat, my group, all my boys You and the two others? Yep, yeah Yeah me, Badi and Chris. Yeah. The besties. We call ourselves, what is it called at the moment?

You know, it's one of those group chats that changed two dads and a daddy. Oh, two dads and two of us are dads and the other one doesn't have kids, so he's the daddy. Anyway, right. Here's the question. I'm going to sort of phrase it in my own way. Clint Meg. Yes. You get a clone of yourself, identical.

In all way, in personality and everything? Everything. And work, you think it's going to go to work and do my job? No, no, you only have it for a day. and you're locked in the room with the clone. Oh, okay. You can do three things with the clone, three activities. Are you?

What are you doing? Clint. Okay, I'll tell you what I do. Make out with it, me. Definitely not. Definitely not. Do you think you'd make out with yourself? No, I'm just wanting you to make out with yours. I don't know if I would.

I'm not doing that to mine. I don't know if I would do anything sexual with myself, but then I guess I'd do that. Already. But the thing is, here's the thing as well. Here's the other thing. So weird. It's like, oh no, I'm not going to touch myself.

Hold on. I do do that. It feels different when it's another person, doesn't it? Can I build this into it as well, Clint? Just so you know, it's in a room. No one else knows. No one will know of this interaction. You've just had 24 hours with yourself.

I'm definitely... In a room. No, I'm not doing... I'm not doing stuff to myself. I don't know. But you do. You do, but you do that on a daily basis, Clint. Daily, whatever.

You sometimes do it twice. Just project onto me. No, but in serious, I actually think I probably would. No, you said three things, but of course, just because you put us in a room, there's nothing else to do. Yeah, are there things to do? That's what you're hoping will happen, we'll get bored. Exactly, it's one of those questions.

They'd probably, I'm oversharing. Go on. I'd try everything. Like what? Because I don't think I would ever, like, put it this way. I don't think I would be able to get in the zone to do it. Right.

But because it's me, I'm going... Well, you know that he's keen, because you're keen. There's the difference between, I think, touching yourself and then having sex with another man that looks like you. No, but he is me. He doesn't look like me. It's not like it's my doppelganger. It is me.

I'm going, hi, Dan. He goes, hi, Dan. I'm you. So would you let him do you or would you do him? Have a go on each. Morning, Julie. Hey, Julie. It was really nice seeing you yesterday, Julie, by the way.

Who listens to this podcast? It must be a lovely message. Or maybe used to. And then we'd probably have a game of Scrabble. Yeah, right. I didn't know we could request things. If we can request Scrabble, I think you're lying, Clint. Like you're saving face for the pocket.

I think there'd be a lot of people listening right now that would probably, not necessarily everything, but give it a go. No, I just not. I might give him an armory still, so he's stronger. It's you? Yeah, I know. It should be even, right? But I'd still want to find out.

Oh, God, they've got around the circles. They'd implode. Yeah. Can you imagine the margu with themselves? Because they're each other. Do a little maths quiz? He was quicker. Clint and Dan, it would be a nightmare.

You can't lose, though, can you? So if you challenge it to a competition... No, so you just talk... You'd just be fighting... Okay, so you've had an arm wrestle. 20 minutes, done. You've still got 30... Who won, though?

No one. They're probably doing it for like 20 minutes. Okay, so then you've done... That's an hour, so you've got 23 hours left. Well, if you go and do these sexual acts with your doppelgang... You're done within an hour. No, three minutes, probably. Oh, God.

He's not getting me off that quickly. It's you! He shouldn't know how to do it. Producer Carl. I was just out making myself a coffee and walked in. What do I, what do I walked in on? So, Carly, actually, you'll be very good at this. He will do it.

I guarantee before he answers, he'll do the same as me. Completely agree with you. Carly's locked in a windowless room. No one else will know. No one else will ever know what happens in this room, ever. But they put a clone of yourself and you get 24 hours with your clone. What do you do? Put me in a glass box.

I'm going to fuck the shit out of myself. Go there. There we go. You and me both, Carl. Go to town. 16. Like, just all this. Same.

You see, you can say you've done it. You can tick it off. Okay. I'd experiment. Put me in a glass box on, do it. Yeah, hold on. He's, like, next thing window list. Carl's gone and changed it.

He's like, put windows in. And that's exactly the same as having a wank. It's just self-love. That's what they're clean. I think the difference, I don't know. Like, I'm not, I'm not attracted to myself. But when I'm... Neither am I.

Neither am I. Can I even get that straight. Yeah, but when I'm doing solo play, I'm not looking at myself in the mirror while doing it. Do you know what I mean? That's why I think the difference is I'm closing my eyes. I'm like not thinking about it. Yeah, and I'm like, it's not my hand or anything.

But if I'm looking at myself, I could never have solo play, eyes open looking in a mirror, ever personally. I couldn't either. I've told you the story how there was a mirror in our hotel room once and me and Hannah were having sex. and I called a glimpse in Jesus. Then what?

Look like a... You went limp, didn't you? Yeah, I went... And not because I saw me. Can one of us just drop our guts and get out of you? What a shocking podcast. Oh, I have to do the... Oh, now because I think someone commented getting really angry that we didn't do it.

Oh, really? Now we've got Lily in today, Lily, who's been producing covering Phenipia, who's a way. with his band at the moment. Do you want to come in and do a guess? Oh, you're here. She's like, oh God, what an honour. Here she comes in. Yeah, so this is quite the honour.

It is quite the honour. I'm excited. So you go first. You can table you. Well, hold on. Before you do, these guys have the advantage because they get to hear the farts often. Lately they've been quite high-pitched,

quite doit, and a little bit longer in duration. But I don't want to lead the witness. What have you been eating lately? I had for like a early lunch. rice, broccoli, kumara and tuna. Oh yeah. That one is going to stink. That's not going to be a goodie.

I'll keep the door open, guys, so you can run out. I think it's going to sound like... That's good. Yeah, it's not bad. Have you done this before? Yeah, I've done this one. Nah. Squeaky, squeaky.

I'm just bad at making fart noises I've discovered. Sorry, I do the same one every time. And I think it's going to be... I mean, it's the same every week, you're right. So I think it's going to be... Oh, that's good. That's good. You can't hear about it.

I'm leaving no crumbs. Here he goes. Clip might leave someone in his knickers, though. Oh, no. Here we go. Okay, that's way too long. Not again. He touched, that time he touched his bum to the blood.

God don't leave you with scary eyes. Make sure you get Asch to change their mic. Yeah. All right, they're all gone. Jokes on them, though. We've still got stuff to record, so they'd better get their asses back in here. A sap!

You enjoy that, Lowe? I got a question for you. Yeah, go on. Do you like the smell of your own fart? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Who does? No, brand-based.