The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS It turns me on

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. Like, what part of the sex night, like, were you going, are you just going up to their nose and going... You've been warned. Welcome to the OnlyFans, everybody. I got a couple of things, actually, for OnlyFans.

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I think you can do it on Apple Podcasts as well. And it just means that you get notified every time. You better not ask anyone anything else, because you just said it's the only thing you'll ask. That's the only thing I'll ever ask of you, if you're listening right now. Just hit the subscribe button. Do me a favour. Thank you, Daniel. Clinton, over to you, my darling. You have content. Dan was talking about the fact

that you, or people finding you attractive is quite a fetish. Remember that, Meg? Oh, how could I ever forget, Clint? Thank you for bringing it up one more time. Yeah, Dan did that. I think some of the most attractive people are unusual looking. Also, Meg's a fetish and unusual looking. Name a supermodel that you'd go, oh, Dan did that. Well, no, but I think some of the most attractive people are unusual looking. Also, Meg's a fetish and unusual looking. Jesus.

Name a supermodel that you'd go, oh, she's just, you know. Cindy Crawford. Oh, okay, there's one. Adriana Lima. Oh, there's a few. But there is also, I've seen a few models, I'd be like, ooh, that's interesting. Look at her.

Okay, name one. Giselle Bundchen. She's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Wait, is that the one who used to be married to Tom Brady? I don't know. And then she ended up hooking up with a karate judo coach. Okay, well, that's the wrong one. But some of them, like, I've seen models before.

And there's some guys as well where you'd be like, Jesus, what are you? Like, what's going on there? You know? So you're saying that Giselle Bundchen is bizarre and odd-looking. Funny name, isn't it? Well, the name is, I'll give you that. But her face is almost like perfection.

Yeah, I would say that she is. I've used a bad example, obviously. I would say she's just a very attractive woman. She walked into the room, I think you'd stare at her. But I'm not saying you're not unattractive, Meg. I think you are attractive. But you just said I'm a strange looking fetish. But I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

I think you could be either. Or you could be both at the same time. That's all I'm saying. He's just trying to confuse you now, so you don't know where the compliment is. He's also saying I'm stupid, so I won't ask any more questions. I've never said you're stupid. Daniel, you said I'm the thickest person you've ever met. Not stupid, though.

That's the same thing. Okay, Clint, back over to you and your fetishes. Then Dan, after he said that about you, Meg, said...

Oh, God, what is this? What is this? He said, there's no such thing as a bad fetish. I think after he called and said that you were a fetish. Which is the dumbest thing

to say that I've ever said, personally. I've got a bunch of the strangest fetishes around the world and I want to know if you go, yeah, I'm into it, I'm not into it, or I could be into it. It's I've got a bunch of the strangest fetishes around the world. I want to know if you go, yeah, I'm into it, I'm not into it, or I could be into it. It's going to be a lot of no's from me.

Let's go. Are you sure? Yes. Okay. Is this what we're doing, is it? Acrotomophilia. I won't go through the names, actually, because who cares? I'm not going to remember them.

Arousal to amputees. No. Well, okay, I could be. I like amputees, so yes. Feeling aroused by statues Depends what the statue is No I've never been aroused by statues

If I saw a naked person That I was attracted to And it was in statue form I'd go Right Arousal to people being dressed up As giant cartoons No

Depends on the cartoon again Okay so you're I used to And I'll admit this And I've said it... I used to, and I'll admit this, and I've said it before, I used to be quite attracted to Sailor Moon. There was a cartoon

called Sailor Moon and she was quite attractive. That red bunny. She was like a blonde lady. Lola Bunny. Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit. That's the one, actually.

Aladdin. A lot of people were attracted to Aladdin. Aroused into caves and crevices? No. What about narrow cracks and rocks? No.

Unless it's got personified in a way. And either of you are aroused by falling down the stairs? No. Or when someone else falls downstairs? How is it?

Sometimes I go, how are you even? Oh, fuck you now. Coprophilia. Either of you get aroused by faeces? No.

But there is, I know there is, but there is some people that are. No, well, it has to be because it's a thing. It's a word. It's got its own name. Have you seen Two Girls, One Cup? That wouldn't be a thing if it wasn't for that.

Oh, cuckolding. Watching your partner be with somebody else. I couldn't do that, but there is again. There is a market. Couldn't see it? Couldn't be like, oh, I can see how that happens. No. I'd get jealous. Okay. Well, and I'd be like, oh, I can see how that happens. No, I'd get jealous.

Okay. Well, and I'd feel bad. Like, I wouldn't want my partner to... Oh, uh, electric shocks for kink. Again, not for me. I could see... Is that a kink or a fetish? Well, it just says electric shock for kink. Power of electricity.

Oh, I'm not going to read that one. Um... No, I probably won't read that one either. Oh, I'm not going to read that one. No, I probably won't read that one either. Oh, God. Showing your sexual organs in public? No. No, that's illegal. Yeah, no, but I mean just showing, like, getting them out and running around in the wild. Have you ever met me, Clint?

Can you imagine? I could never believe you. I've seen a video of you getting your dick out. I've seen a literal video of it. Clint has it. He sent it to me. It's black. It's covered up.

I've seen a video of a drone. And you put your pants down. And the only reason I have that video is because you airdropped it to me in a plane. And you've said in the past that you wish you could run around in a bush naked. Yeah, but not with people watching. I'm meaning like in the nude.

No, you wanted to go on a camp with them. It's just me in nature. It's just me in nature. Didn't you want to do a nudist camp thing? You wanted to go to a nudist colony thing? Not with other people. Didn't we do a whole bit on air where you went to a beach nude

surrounded by people who were nude? Yeah, but that was, everybody was nude. Oh, you just said you don't want to do it unless you're the only one. Not if I'm the only one nude. God, that's embarrassing. But if everybody else is there

and they're not looking at you because they're looking at other people that are nude. You know, like they're going, I'm nude. That means one person's probably looking at you nude if everyone's looking at everyone nude. I think everybody's nude, and so they're kind of like, there's just another nude person. Whereas if you're the only one nude, they're going,

fucking hell, look at that nude guy. Right, okay. And weren't you nude here in the studio like two weeks ago when Meg was away? I was covered. I had bits covered. Oh, you had a picture of the boss taped to your

penis. Yeah, it's on the day show. So I'd say technically not nude. Well, because you had a picture of the boss taped to your genitals. Okay. Didn't realise that that made a difference. No, it's not in the description, Clint. Arousal to objects that have

physically been in contact with someone you find attractive. Oh, I saw a girl making a lot of money on this on TikTok. She makes $500 for an hour to sit on FaceTime off screen so he doesn't see her at all. But she'll put this, she'll do this.

See this Frank Green drink bottle? And he'll go, oh. Honestly. And she'll go, I drank on that. And she won't even do it, but she'll just, off camera, she goes, oh, wait, I drank out of that today. And he goes, oh, oh. And then she'll put her sock up.

She goes, this is my sock. And he'll go, no, no, really. Like, full thing. 500 bucks an hour. I'm not here to yuck someone else's yum, but I don't get that one. Do you know the craziest part of that story is not that

she does that, but that Meg watched it. I watched the whole thing. I was like, that's a cheap way to make money quick. Where'd you watch it? It's on TikTok. She's wanting to get longer maternity leave. That's a way to do it. It's a TikTok. I was like, now how do you find them? The ones that will pay you big bucks just to show things.

Feeling aroused by touching a stranger secretly in crowded places. Gross. That is illegal. That's harassment. Oh, Meg's got this one. Arousal to the elderly. Yeah, Harrison Ford. Again, wouldn't say it's a fetish because it's one person, but if that's the definition.

Yeah, but he's pretty old. Dan, I don't know about you with this one. Meg, I think yes. I'm going to guess Meg is yes. Dan, I don't know about you with this one. Meg, I think yes. I'm going to guess Meg is yes. Dan's going to be like never. Feeling aroused by the thought of having sex or actually having sex in front of a mirror. No, oh God, the one time I've done that in front of a mirror,

I went completely soft. Because I looked at myself in the mirror and I saw what I looked like and Jesus Christ, it was not a... It was a confronting sight. It looked like some sort of walrus wobbling around on top of a woman. Dan looks down at his wife and is just like, sorry, babe, sorry. You see that all the time.

It's one of my favourite Dan stories, by the way, that one. It's quite confronting to see, because I don't think anybody, many people have seen this actual sex face. Because you're never doing it in front of a mirror. Well, you can do it in a video, though. I've never. I've never filmed myself really doing it. Really?

And even if I did, I'd never watch it back myself. I'd be looking at the other person. But that one day, I remember it was in Melbourne, Australia, and I was in a hotel room and it had a window across the whole wall of the bedroom. And I remember doing it and I looked across and I was like, this is going to be, I bet this is going to look like porn. And I looked across and I was just a panting, sweaty, like blob of skin with a face that looked like I was like, like, anyway.

You better use it, Clint. Good change, good change there. You know what I mean That's what they do on maps Yeah well they change it on the person Yeah It changes the vibe I've changed now I've got a much better body than I did then Arousal caused by being tickled

Oh no but didn't David Farrier do a really great documentary on that Yeah and there is a bit of arousal in that, isn't there? Hey, look at the hottie who just showed up in the booth. Hey, there's my hottie. Hey, can you hear me? Do you have any sort of arousal to being tickled? No. What about, do you get more turned on seeing yourself in the mirror?

Like doing it in the mirror? I don't think we've ever done it in the mirror. Have you not been to one of those cheap-ass hotels that has a mirror in the mirror? Like doing it in the mirror? I don't think we've ever done it in the mirror. No. Have you not been to one of those cheap ass hotels that has a mirror on the ceiling? No.

But how do you see yourself on the ceiling? I guess the girl because she's on the bottom. But if you're on top you have to look up. Nah, if you're on the bottom just looking up.

Great. Feeling aroused by physical pain. No, definitely not Bullshit Megan Get a little smack here and there Oh Jesus Clint I've heard her talk about you naughty girl

Excuse me very much Her husband showed up No Nah nah Nah nah nah He listens to this anyway No Do you do the spanky spanky thing

Like you go like that You can't get aroused. So we're talking about fetishes. He's kind of listening in. Being aroused. Like, yes, I get aroused by that. No, I don't. And I can see it.

Are we talking about me or Meg? Arousal to physical pain. Oh, I get aroused if I slap my own ass during sex. Yeah, there we go. Good man. Like some sort of jockey. Get me up. Mick hates it You got aroused once touching his own arse though after he waxed it I did, I got my arse waxed as part of a radio thing like 12 years ago

And I was like feeling my bum afterwards and it felt like a girl's bum And I was like, ooh And got a boner I didn't get a boner, I just said it was arousal You got to see me I was like, this is surprising He says while in a room of women boner. I didn't get a boner. I just said it was arousal. You got to see me. I was like, this is surprising. He says while in a room of women.

Okay, arousal to sucking on your partner's nose. No. Oh, God, no. Oh, what's wrong with Hannah's nose? I think he's most arousal to feces and Dan's like, nah. Arousal to sucking your nose. Oh, yuck!

But like, can you imagine like what part of the sex night, like were you going, are you just going up to their nose and going. Yeah, but we've brought up feces. And you were like, nah. But you can sort of see how it migrates to feces. Whereas the sucking nose, like it's in the same vicinity Feces isn't it Whereas you're going right up to the nose for that These are real fetishes

Your wife must be attracted to this I reckon Now I know why she's with Dan Oh here we go Feeling aroused by the act of stuttering I'm a stutterer Yeah we know that's what Clint made the joke Yeah

Arousal of being cold and watching others who are freezing. So you get turned on watching people shiver. That's weird, yeah. That's weird. But again, not yucking someone's yum if they like that. Anyone aroused by pubic hair? That's pubophilia? I'm not aroused by it, but I also am not not aroused by pubes.

I don't go... What's that one called? Pubophilia. Pubophilia. That's a very original one, eh? So no? Not really. I'm not aroused. I'm not turned off by it. What's that one called? Puberphilia. Puberphilia. That's a very original one. So I know it? Not really.

I'm not aroused. I'm not turned off by it. I'm not turned off by pubes and I'm not turned on by pubes. They're just pubes. I think maybe... Your wife has this too. Sexually aroused and attracted to mentally challenged people.

Sexually aroused and mentally challenged people. Maybe that's Hannah. I'll tell you who's taken a fucking massive hit in this is me. You're not overly intelligent. And you struggle with your stuttering and simple maths. And she's like, that's my man. Clint's done a lot of punching down on this podcast, hasn't he, Meg?

He has indeed. Yeah. Arousal to urine? No, not for me. But Dan has me pissed off. Yeah, didn't like it. So I'm definitely not aroused by it. Okay, that's enough

I'm not doing any more It's done If I could give a review to that one I'd say it's Two out of ten at best Even one See you guys Bye

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