The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS its all about the journey
Episode Date: September 17, 2025...
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This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans.
Podcast, that is.
Hey everyone, welcome to the OnlyFans podcast.
Clint, Dan and Ash, London, not our radio show.
This sits alongside it.
If you do want to check out the show, you can.
It should be there, just above it or below.
Yeah.
This is my favourite, one of them too.
It is funny that there are people that listen to this that don't listen to the show.
The show's a way...
It's very different, isn't it?
It's prepped and...
It's prepped and...
Everyone's having polished and prepped in without any fucks in it.
We don't do anything...
Here's the little peep behind the curtain.
We do no prep for this.
I don't know what we're going to talk about
for the next ten minutes.
We're not...
Clint just turns on the headphones or the microphones,
whatever you call them.
And we start talking.
When did you start doing OnlyFans?
Is it always been...
I've always done it since I've been on the show.
I think it was when I started...
Must have.
Who was on before you?
Chris Parker
And then there was Eli
Is Chris Parker on the show
He was like covering
There was Meg
Dom and myself
And then Dom left
And then I left
While Meg was on Matt leave
So Meg came back to no show
And then she teamed up with
Nixon and Eli
So she did a show with them for a year
So Nixon Meg and Eli Mathewson
Yeah
Actually sorry
me, Meg and Dom
I don't know
Nixon and Meg did a show
Yeah, Meg went away
And that's when Chris Parker
And Steph and I did a show
What a fuck, my gosh
And then Meg came back
But all of us were gone
And then Nixon from Maya
Yeah, he came across
Where did you go?
You took a year off radio
Yeah, and I went to Fiji
And he's the one that caused all the issues
Because I like, oh Clint's got
Now we put it
And I've tried all these fuckers
So there were a bit of musical chairs
Around the place
And then that was a year
And then Jalen ended up
leaving the edge with Sharon.
And so that caused another bit of a juggle.
And Nixon ended up going to drive and me, Dan and Meg became a show.
So Nixon went to Shaz and then left Shaz, not left Shaz, left the edge.
Yeah, and then went to Mye.
And then Steph went to Shaz and where did Sean come from?
What was he doing at the point?
He came from the night show.
And then I think he'd gone to days as well, eh?
Night stage.
He did days for a while.
That's just an insane amount of movement.
Yeah.
Too much.
and you know what
they were offering me money
we're left for incendi
and they're going come on Dan
come on the show and I was like
only for 450K
I want to be the same as Clint
and they said no
no no we can only offer you
45k
and I said
add another thousand dollars
I'm in
you're like because minimum wage
is 46
and here I am
wow
so there yeah
yeah I think
wasn't minimum wage
is it just under 50
I was on
My first ever salary on radio
I was working in a petrol station
and I took a pay cut to move to radio.
It was 30.
I was like 30K.
I think 32.
My first off-air job in radio was
$41,000.
Australian dollars.
So that's like 170,000.
No, it isn't.
I worked for a Christian radio station
and I was doing the drive show.
Did you have to tie 10% of your wage back to the stage?
No, but they were paying me
17.5,000.
And the reason they could justify that
because it was lower than the minimum wage
was that they were only paying me
it was a part-time position.
They just wanted me to do the four hours
doing a drive show.
But I didn't have to do any work before
or after the show.
And I'm like, yeah, I know you're not making me stay here in prep
but I still have to go.
I still have to do it somewhere.
I have to do it at home.
Otherwise, the show suffers.
And I look like the idiot.
So I think I did that for a whole year,
17 and a half grand.
And then when it came around to renew my contract,
I was like, yeah, but I'm not.
This is a full-time job that you've tried to hide as a part-time job.
Yes.
And so then they doubled my salary to 35.
They just effectively doubled my salary,
but they just gave me what I probably should have been on at least.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah, and it was a not-for-profit charity.
Because that's still going.
Do you think they're still paying them like a similar amount?
Or do you think they get that shortly?
No, I think it's a lot better now because it was even better when I left.
Like when I left Life FM and I went from doing the breakfast show at LifeFM to
my drive, I was only getting
an extra $5,000. Yeah.
So there either says how much
the Christian radio station is paying now
or how little I was being paid at my.
What would you talk about on the Christian radio?
It would have to be like Jesus-adjacent things
or just not anything but not dirty?
Yeah. I mean, I guess
you could talk about
spiritual stuff and you could talk about
church or whatever. Obviously,
the Psalm of the Day. Would you do the Psalm of the Day?
Yeah, like wept for you today.
That was a little trailer that would play.
But otherwise, for me, I just liked it as something that was just family-friendly.
But you just had to be very careful with how far you pushed it.
You couldn't be like, what's some motherfuckers?
I got in trouble once.
This was the first couple of months that I was working there.
It was over summer, and I was talking about how my dad and I had gone, like, cray diving, get crayfish.
And I called them quick little buggers.
And it turns out, bugger means to sodomize.
Which is not what I was referring to.
Dad and I went giving the crayfish butt sex underwater.
I'll be clear about that.
So I got in trouble
for saying bugger and crap.
There were people complaining and so
I was trying to talk to my boss being like
these are hardcore
probably very conservative people
and they can't be the measure
of how we, I don't know,
just talk. In the same way that some Christians
are okay with saying the F word.
That doesn't mean you can just say the F word
because some people think it's a fine.
And I think the problem is
is that because it was a listener-funded station,
I think 80% or something, something ridiculous.
70% or 80% of Radio Reema and Life FM's income
comes from people donating during their yearly appeal.
And then advertising makes up the rest of it.
Then because if they don't like it and they're a big donor to the station,
well then those people generally get what they want.
They start controlling what you do and don't do
because without them and the cash flow, you don't have a station.
Wow.
And that was the double-edged sword at times.
What music would you play?
Would it be like, shout to the Lord.
All the earth let us say.
Or could you play like Justin Be the Holy?
That was probably more, like.
Yeah.
Southern Star did all that, like old school hymns and stuff.
Life of Him was more just like Christian artists.
Like I'm hanging by a moment here with you.
Like Hanson, Brooke Fraser.
The funny one was we played one Republic.
And then we also played Mumford and Sons
because there might be like one guy in the band that was Christian.
and the others weren't.
So you'd be like, how loosely can we tie,
what sort of loose Christian tied is this song or this band have
that can allow us to then expand our playlist
rather than it just being like Crizo songs?
You know, Marcus Mumford's gone full Crizo.
Has he?
Yeah, his new album's all about him, like, refinding Jesus.
We were playing Mumford and Sons.
Everyone was fine, everyone was fine until they released a video
where the character, the band members were played by actors.
And in one part of the movie, is it the I Will Wait one?
A couple of guys make out
The actors, the male actors
Both make out with each other
Yeah, God hates that
All for a sudden
There were complaints
And then Mumford and Sons
Pull from the playlist
Oh wow
That was an era in your life
God he's had some eras
Hey Clint
You could have your own eras to her
He had his obviously
His boy race
His boy racer stuff
Then the stuff where he found Jesus
Then he went to my FM
Then he did all his reality TV stuff
He's had a life
This guy's lived
I think you know
People say change is as good as a holiday
I like change
Oh, no, I just want a holiday.
Yeah, I mean, I want that as well.
Can I take a holiday over the change?
I love doing lots of things, lots of people, lots of different experiences.
You like doing lots of people.
You can't, though, because of Jesus.
Yeah, but sometimes I think as well, you've got to know when you've got it good.
When you're on a good thing.
Oh, yeah, totally.
You know, because I think a lot of people change, hop and change too much.
And then they go, fuck, I wish I'd never changed 20 years ago when I was doing that thing.
You also are building something a lot of the time, and so to walk away from it.
It feels like, sometimes it's like, well, what was the point?
I've vested, like, however many years into that.
Do you what I think.
Do everything?
Yes, obviously.
My view on it is you make the best decision you can with the information you have at the time.
Good on, yeah.
So you look around at your life.
Okay, what do I know?
What can I count on?
What do I know to be a fact?
Not thinking about the future and what could happen.
What do I know is a fact right now?
Okay, well, all I can do is made the best decision for me and my final in a second.
And I think that was the Fiji thing and going and shooting Heartbreak Island
where I was like trying to have my cake and eat it too
and keep doing radio and taking some time off
but of course it's hard to take seven weeks off a breakfast show
and I guess I was kind of told that I'd have to make a decision.
Yeah, we're making have time off to have a baby
and you can't have time off to have a TV show.
I guess I was like, well I've been doing radio
for the last 10, 12, whatever years it was
and I was like I'm going to get a chance to go live in a different country
for two months and shoot a reality TV show
where I'm in charge of like 20 horny contestants.
and, you know, it was a big production.
What would Jesus say about that?
I don't think you'd be too stoked to have it.
Did you have any sort of worry for your Christian conservative, like, community?
No, it's one of these picky-chusie chrizzos.
He's one of those guys.
It's like, I like that rule, but that weren't, I would just pretend I didn't know.
No, I think the problem for me, the problem for me is I think the rules is...
Are there to be broken?
That's why I became a Christian, so you just break the rules.
I think that's what makes Christianity, like, so...
negative to a lot of people
because there are so many rules
and everyone thinks they're doing
the right thing for Jesus
and inherently what they're doing
the thing that really
I got a little bit of sour taste in my mouth
is the homophobic thing.
I think it was around when Israel Falau
was coming out right and saying a lot of stuff
and there was a lot of conversation around that
and I was like man I like the idea
of Christianity because I like the fact that
there is something beyond
when we die and I love the fact that
it's like when the
I don't want to get too religious, but when
the apostles are asking Jesus, there are so
many rules, there's so many commandments, what are
the most important ones? And Jesus
says, love God with all your hearts
and wine and strength, and love people like
yourself. Exactly. So like at the essence
of it, love God and love people. And as soon
as you start... But that's it. You don't need to be
religious to preckless those things though, really.
Exactly. And yet they add all this
other crap to it. That's all political.
When you start
marching in the streets and trying to make
people who are at least being or gay, just
if I'm just boiling it down to one thing
if you're making them feel like
they're living their whole life in this terrible way
that's just I'm like
that's not what I signed up for
and that's not loving people
and so some Christians would say
well I'm lukewarm and God's going to spit me out of his mouth
because if I don't stand for something
I stand for nothing or whatever
but I'm like no I have a lot of friends
who are part of the rainbow community
and I don't want
I'm just not going to live my life
in telling people that they're doing it wrong
I guess it's like anything.
There's some people that just, you know, take it to the utter extreme, you know,
and just take it too far with everything, not just religion, you can name anything,
and they just take it too far.
And I think that's kind of what rips it apart as you go, oh, fuck, it ruins it for everybody.
And the gay thing is what made me, that's the first thing that unraveled my faith.
It's like that was the niggling thing growing up.
And then as I got to my early 20s, and I was like, it's just the one thing I couldn't get past.
that I just know God that I wanted to serve.
Yeah.
We condemn someone to hell because of who they love.
100%.
And I asked my church, I said, you know,
they had so many like ways of getting around it.
Like they're welcome in the church.
Hate the sin, not the person.
And they welcome him.
Like, yeah, okay, well, can they get up?
And can they preach the gospel?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
100% it was like they are welcome in the church.
Can they get up on stages
for they've got incredible voice and lead worship?
No, no, no.
They can't serve, but they can attend.
And I'm like, hold on.
I do have friends that attend, like, people,
like churches that celebrate queerness.
like Christian churches with, you know, gay pastors,
and there is a version of it where, you know.
Do you know the crazy thing is those hardcore people
that are in the street and they're shouting?
You go, mate, your dedication is commendable.
Your heart is in the wrong place.
Like, you know, all your effort,
if you put it somewhere into, like, love and feeding the homeless.
Imagine what you could do for the world,
but you're spending all your energy just hating rather than...
It's gross.
And now the queer community are doing what the Christians are supposed.
supposed to do, which is they're the beacons of acceptance, love, hope, joy.
Yeah, it's like I'd rather, yeah, I'd rather people, like, know you for what you stand
for rather than know you for what you stand against.
That's a really good way of putting it.
And I know so many wonderful Christians who get it right.
And, like, I go, yeah.
The problem is then they call you a plastic chrizzar or whatever because it's like,
oh, you're saying a Christian, but then you're not, you know, in their eyes.
Can't win, hey.
Yeah, and so I remember when I left Life FM and I started doing stuff on the edge that,
obviously I wasn't doing a life
because people on Life FM knew a very conservative
version of me because I had to be
to be respectful to my employer
all of a sudden I remember getting comments being like
oh my God can you believe this is Clint
from Life FM?
You have sinned! This is the same Clint from Life FM
disgusting and right and it really did get
to me in the beginning
but I think because I dealt with it
like in the first year of working at the edge
now I honestly couldn't give too shit.
Wasn't the first thing you ever did at the edge like do a nude
run across like a mission bay?
of the Christmas, I was being like, oh my God.
Yeah, I did like a nudie run as my initiation on day one.
And then I think on like month one, me and JJ and Dom did nude dining because it was a restaurant.
And you saw Jay J.J.
Yeah, and we were all naked.
All the listeners were naked.
All the waitress and waiter, they were naked.
You couldn't do that now.
No way.
There's no way that you had to get across the line with our HR and stuff.
Yeah, there was in Hamilton.
It was some cafe in Hamilton.
And you need like intimacy coaches and stuff there and all that sort of stuff.
Probably 10.
years, maybe 2015, 2016,
maybe nine, yeah, nine, ten years.
I'm surprised it even happened ten years ago.
Oh, mate.
Then I'm roller-bating down
Lady Ponsonby in my undies and it was just
and then I ended up doing a body paint.
I was naked, but it was like body painted
and just walking around the street.
So you're just nude, but you look like from,
I don't know, any sort of distance that you were.
Your rig was obviously good, though.
You wouldn't have done that unless you're in peak and dish.
I think I was just pet every time,
every time I go to work, I'd make sure I was wearing good undies.
Yeah.
Maybe that's what the weather tanning and the gym stuff's got from.
I was just paranoid.
I was always going to be news.
That's so funny.
I was the same.
You just always make sure you've got good underies on
because you never know when you're going to get asked to take your pants off.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
That's so foreign to me.
Crazy.
But I think the problem was we didn't have like TikTok and Instagram creators
doing these outrageous crazy things.
So radio was the medium that did the craziest stuff.
Whereas now the reason why it's not happening is because one is probably a lot cringier.
And two, it's hard.
to shock people with anything in radio
that they haven't already seen on their phone yesterday.
Isn't it crazy that for so long we did radio
without any, like, had to social social
to see the video? Oh God, I wish I was in
that era. We had to just sell
a moment with audio
only. To me, that is bonkers.
But I wish it was simpler. It was so much simpler.
Now you have to worry about, like, oh, do we
got a social person there? Oh, when are we
uploading that? What's the timing of that?
Do I look fat on the camera? Yeah, should we put
makeup on? Should we hold the bit
so that we like leave until Monday
to give the editors time to create the video
so we can launch the video with the audio.
Because I got into radio for the complete opposite of that
that I could turn out to work and just like do the...
Yeah.
Almost like improv.
Now it's basically TV, really.
That's true.
When radio takes a life of its own
and you go, oh my God, we didn't plan for this,
but you're getting the calls or something's happening.
You go, oh my God, we should go to this.
That's when I think it's the most fun.
Magic, the immediacy of it.
Yeah.
Like working TV, as you know, you have an idea,
and then a week later it's on air
and it's so much standing around.
and planning, but radio is just like, let's just...
Boom, now.
There could be an earthquake now, and we could be reporting on it now.
Boom.
Now.
You know?
I've got Harper Finn going to be here in five minutes.
I've got to go into it.
Harper's lovely.
You'll like, have you met him before?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that Neil's son?
Yeah, oh, I don't know.
Timson.
Tim, I think it's Tim.
Tim.
He sings that song that I love.
I want to dance away these days.
Yeah.
Has he got new music coming out?
Yes.
I presume so.
I need to read that.
I need to read my emails.
You know, our friend who has been producing for us this morning, Jaden,
and he's good friends with Harper.
Harper Finn.
He's coming in, your old mate.
Yeah, Harper Finn.
Five minutes.
Oh, here you go.
I can't play too much of it
because Spotify will pull this podcast.
He's a hipster.
I want to dance away these days.
I love that song.
All right, love you, boys.
Okay, goodbye, Ashley.
No one calls her Ashley.
Didn't do guess the fart, and I'm happy about it.
Yes, the fuck. Stop making me think it's Friday. It's Thursday.
Oh, it's Thursday. Fuck, I thought it was Friday today.
I don't know. Who else did that to me today? And I was like, stop it.
You keep making me, I'm not going to be here for work tomorrow.
Literally, I was literally thinking, oh, what am I doing today? It's Friday. I'll probably just go home and chill.
You know, I have friends that don't do proper jobs and knock off at midday and they always want to drink.
I've got a mate who messaged me at 21 past 8 in the morning.
Hey, bro, what time are you knock off, beer?
Today?
25th day this morning.
Or does he think it's Friday as well?
I don't think so.
Then I had a mate, another mate yesterday.
I was like at the gym and then he just messaged me
is it Wednesday Bears Club?
That was at 12.24 p.m.
I had a mate as well.
Did you?
Bloody texture.
Too hard to scroll all the way back.
No, he just said, um.
You mo?
what are you
he said up to
oh did he
I said oh just at work
brother I said just at work
brother
and he's text back and gone
new phone hootis
he sounds like it cracked up
yeah no I've made that up
I've got no friends
why you made it up
no
no you might just have friends
that have proper jobs
that don't finish till five o'clock
yeah you know what
that's the issue Clint
all my friends have got proper jobs
yeah and you know what
A beer at midday always does feel like a good idea.
And then when you wake up at 4 a.m. the next day.
Laneway's announced Chapel Rhone.
Just seen it now.
This is if you listen to this.
Chapel Rone.
Alex G. Benny.
Cave Town.
The deer.
Gigi Perez.
I'm only going of role models there.
Roll model.
Oh, he's way down the list.
Really?
Yeah.
He's under Jenny Jensen McCray.
Lucy Davis.
So role model is going?
Roll model's there.
Oh, I'm going to go then.
Yeah.
And like wet leg, who are quite big as well.
They're way down.
What are you guys
What are they cracking up in the booth for
Your mics are on but I just can't hear you
Because you're not on the right channel
Oh gee whiz
What was that
Why is it doing that
Can you guys hear that?
Yeah
Hey guys
Oh god
That's horrible
Wait I love Gista fart
Who farts
Clint
Yeah because they
Damn won't
And Ash can't
I can't
I can't
How do you build up your fart
Do you sort of
He doesn't do it
I don't know
Give him a quick one now
I guess you just
You just push
Give him a quick
Like don't even if you just push
Like if you just tense your hand
Just give him a quickie
That makes me so jealous
I haven't shit in five days
Okay if that doesn't count
We're still going to do a guess
The part that one didn't count
No one guessing we didn't play the intro
Anyway we'll see you tomorrow guys
I should have done that
I'm going to beat that as well
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