The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS Its just a cock

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans Podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. I'm not going, oh fuck yeah, big cock. I'm going, look at that. You've been warned. Hey everyone, welcome to the OnlyFans Podcast. Hi darling.

Clint, Meg and Dan. The shit that happens off air. A little bit of swearing in this, apologies. How do you know? Maybe I'll be very good today and I won't swear at all. Just... Hi, darling. Clint, me and Dan. Shit that happens off-air. A little bit of swearing in this. Apologies. Ooh. How do you know? Maybe I'll be very good today and I won't swear at all. Can I say this one's going out to Sam Jopson. No, you just said shit, Sam.

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Take your two seconds. Thank you, team. We appreciate it. Are we talking about Dan's new algorithm? Oh, right. That's right. I was like, what are we talking about today? Dan keeps getting upset with his algorithm

because what he clicks on keeps getting fed to him. Yeah, no, I think this is actually... That's what I don't understand. Here's the thing. I think it's more of a cautionary tale to people out there, okay? So it's on my Facebook, which I very rarely go on Facebook, but I do to look at the podcast fam and to check things for our show. And I've noticed recently I've been getting served gay stuff.

And, like, there's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with it. Wait, so just take me through Like a little reenactment Of what you would do if you get sent Like a gay article with a link saying Hard boys What do you do?

Look I've just stumbled upon one now Male model spotlight hard penis Yeah and you click on it And you go guys look at this But of course I'm clicking on it Why? You're not gay I know but I want to see

Well then that's what they're doing They're feeding your algorithm They're feeding your algorithm I know and I think that's The mistake I've made But I'm not looking at Clint Let me explain Why?

Okay why? I'm not looking at it in a sexual way So what are you looking at it It'd be the same if a girl Like it was like Big busty knockers or something I'd click on it Yeah but that would be

You're a straight man So you'd click on it So you girl, like it was like big busty knockers or something. Yeah, but that would be you're a straight man, so you'd click on it. Oh, so you're just like porn of any nature. Just because I want to look at a man's penis does not mean I'm gay. Can I use that for a point of view? Don't use it. I'm not looking at it. I'm not looking at it. Put it this way.

Let me explain what I'm trying to say. I've got nothing. In fact, not one iota of my body has got anything against gay people. I think, if anything, I know this is probably a strange thing to say. I'm actually supporting you. All right, I won't finish. No, okay. We'll finish.

If you're going to support me, I'll let you finish. That's what Dan's wife said. I'm going to let you finish. I was about to say, I think if anybody kind of wishes they could be bisexual or gay, it would be you. I wish. Oh, God, 100%. I think when I was single, I wish I was bisexual because it just opens up that world.

Meg, I'm jealous of you. Absolutely. But I've just got absolutely no attraction sexually to men or penises. Okay, so now we're going to the psyche of a straight man who likes to look at other dudes' penises. Because I don't. I've just seen mine, really.

You've seen many now. It's curiosity. Like, I just wanted to see it. And I looked at it, and it was quite hairy, one of the ones I saw. And I thought, that's interesting, that a very, like, I would say, you know, traditionally attractive man, you'd think they'd be all

clean-shaven down there, not in this case. So then, don't you think it's obvious then, when old Mark Zuckerberg is sitting there and say Trev goes, hey Mark, should we send Dan some more gay links?

And then Mark goes, oh actually I think Dan's got a wife. He's on the edge and stuff. He talks about it sometimes. And then Trev goes, well he clicked on the last

four out of five gay photos I sent him. He likes them. I thought he was a man with big nipples. Why am I getting served him? Because you click on them Dan what was the other thing?

Why it's important to sleep naked With your boyfriend I got that, sleep naked with your boyfriend And that was from a website called Gayety Which I'm going to imagine Is Focused on gay people But I mean it's just

I actually don't mind it, here's the, I don't mind it because I'm kind of I am intrigued by... Obviously you don't mind it. You're clicking on every fucking link. Sorry, I did swear. I knew it was going to happen. Hey, what's that? Meg, you were telling me about a TV show yesterday and it was like men... My husband is not gay. It's an old TV

show. It's called My Husband Is Not Gay and it focused on Mormon families that are husband and wife duos, where the husband admitted he had same-sex attraction, but apparently was not. But it's not attraction. As I've said, I kind of wish it was, because it would open up my world,

but it's not. It's just, you know when you watch, here's what I liken it to, when you watch Naked Attraction, you know that TV show, and it's where people choose people by looking at their genitals, and then their body,

and then their face is revealed last. I can't believe they find contestants for that. But I watch that for both sexes going, shit, there's so many different shapes and sizes. I've only ever really looked at my dicks. But you haven't because you've looked at naked attraction. You get sent links every single day. You look at more dicks than probably gay guys. Than anyone I know.

So now when's the limit when you go, oh, I've seen about 500 now. But what's wrong with that? I don't understand what's wrong with that. Nothing, well, when you're at work, and you're open up. I think you guys are the ones that are like, making it weird. No, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just interesting because it's different because I don't know anyone else that does that. I disagree. I think that there's probably a lot of people out there

that do it, but there's this paradigm that it's gay. Just to look at another man's, like, I'm looking at it going, I'm not going, oh, fuck yeah, big cock. I'm going, look at that. Save that bit of audio too, thanks. Got it, mate. All good, got it.

You guys are the weird ones by making it a being funny. No, it's not like we're being like, maybe it sounds like we are being immature about it. We're generally trying to work out why you're puzzled that Instagram or Facebook are sending you gay links and you're the one who keeps clicking on them. So that's why Instagram is puzzled. I don't think I'm puzzled that you click on these links.

That's a very Dan thing to do. I'm puzzled because you keep bringing up why am I getting brought up these things. And that's what me and Clint brought it up for. It's your algorithm. Yes, there's another one because you click on them all and then you say, I want to see them.

So why are you shocked? So Facebook's like, oh, you want to see dicks then? Here's some more. So why do you keep going, why are they sending me this? That's the thing that we're confused about.

I think maybe I, maybe now it's got to a point where I'm like, okay, I've seen enough, you know, dicks. But I mean, Save it, thanks.

Yeah, got that one too. So montage at the end of the year, is it? That'd be great. You know what I mean? I think there was a point where I've gone, it's intriguing. But now I'm like, okay, I've seen four or five. Give me a phone. I promise. I won't do anything weird. Tell me what you want to see

on your algorithm now. Just cars. I love cars and Formula One. But I do get to serve Formula One. My algorithm is cats, Formula 1, V8 supercars, and cock. Okay. Hang on a second. I'm just writing this down. And cock.

Got it. How many dicks is enough, Dan, before your fascination is filled? But I think I have seen enough now. It's not like I'm now clicking. I've been clicking a lot of them today to show you guys to prove it, you know. And so that's probably not helped the algorithm. But, yeah, I just found it's interesting. It's an interesting case study.

Just because you click on something. Like if you're clicking on things. What is this study? Science. Well, no, it is. Like if you're clicking on things, just remember that Facebook and other apps are remembering that you clicked on it. Oh yeah, we all know that.

This is actually crazy. This happened today. I said to Meg, hey, do we need one of these? And I showed her an ad. I'm changing algorithm for you. How? I'm just searching things that I think you like. Oh, okay, cool. I got this ad and I showed Meg and it's literally a suction thing that will stick to any surface

and then it can swing around and it magnetically holds your iPhone so you can take videos and you know while you're doing shit and not having to hold it and I said to Meg do we need one of these

and Meg goes yeah I think we do then I literally held my phone up put it down the next time Meg picked up her phone and scrolled

that ad was shown to Meg like the phone knew I was showing Meg and then now her phone is showing her. Yeah. That is crazy. That's interesting. And Meg said that's the first time

she's ever seen that product. Ten minutes after I showed it to her on my phone, it was on her phone. Yeah. What have you done? Search some stuff you're into. What have you done? I've done anything.

Check your search. That's fine. She's just searched up Chinese food recipes, fast food recipes, easy soul food recipes, southern Indian food recipes, easy food recipes to make at home, Indian food recipes, Asian food, desserts, all recipes welcome. Why am I getting served penises?

Why'd you search that? I thought you were trying to get rid of that. Dan's going to get served like ox penis soup recipe. Say that again. I just joined about 20 pages so they will flood through and you won't get any more of the

other content anymore. I think you can just click on the sleep with your gay boyfriend links and you just go, stop seeing this. And they'll go, why? And you go, it doesn't interest me. No, it hasn't worked because I've just been served

real men stripped down to bear it all for intimate bedroom portraits. Maybe it takes a day. I want to see that though. Oh, he's clicking on it again. Here we go. Look, ass. Oh my God.

I don't even think gay guys have been sent as many articles as you. See, that's the other thing. I've never looked that closely at a man's anus. Carl. That's a penis. You got it? No, no, before that. I got it.

Where is it? There. You just don't look at it, do you? I don't even think I've seen my own anus. Yes, you have. You told me you have. You told do you? Like, you've never... I don't even think I've seen my own anus. Yes, you have. You've told me you have. You told me you squatted over a mirror once. Really?

You did clean up your pubes after you'd cut them and your wife got angry? Yeah, but I wasn't looking directly at it. You never look directly at it. You've told me you've gone into the bathroom, spread your cheeks and looked in the mirror. You've told me that story. So I know you have.

Blocked that out of my memory. What's he doing? Just bending over nude Looks like he's trying to stretch his calves Or his hammies Maybe his hamstrings Anyway Anyway

Hey Julie, Dan's mum How you doing? And she'll be proud of me Knowing that I don't judge And I'm not a Oh and we're not judging either Please I don't want anybody thinking

We're judging Dan The only thing we were confused about is that he kept saying, why do I keep getting sent these articles? But every time he clicks on them and we're like, that's why. The problem is I'm just an inquisitive guy. I'd click on, like, say, for instance, I went into a, you know how when you go to the doctors, you've got all those magazines there.

You know, they always have magazines when you magazines in the waiting room, don't they? They have your woman's days, your drive magazines, car magazines. Say, for instance, there was a gay mag there or a lesbian mag or something. Oh, you mean like penthouse? Not my world. So surely there's a penthouse in the waiting room of your doctor. No, but this is just an example No but I wouldn't

See I wouldn't because I would get turned on So I wouldn't look at porn In a waiting room that's public But I would never read a gay porn magazine So I'm interested to go what are they talking about in there But I guess it doesn't work for me Because I'm attracted to everything So just all of it works for me

So I'd flick through and go oh look at this Peeking. I was going to talk to you about Love is Blind, Meg, but maybe it's another podcast. I think we'll run out of time, Clint. We'll be tomorrow. It's another podcast.

All good. You can edit it. You can do it before we guess the part. Yeah. Oh, yeah, true. That's tomorrow. Yeah, sorry. I didn't know we were going to talk about

Dan's obsession with penises for 12 minutes. It's not an obsession, though. It's just an intrigue curiosity yeah good going when do you think you've seen enough

I think I've probably seen enough now I think I'll be happy now for a few like years years that's how many

dicks you've seen you're good now for years shit how many dicks have you looked at hundreds I just think I've probably seen since this algorithm's changed at least 60 different you've seen that you're good now for years. Shit, how many dicks have you looked at? Oh, for hundreds. I just don't think I've probably seen, since his algorithms changed, at least 60 different calls.

I'm surprised Dan doesn't start playing social football so he can hit the sheds after just so he can see. And that's another thing I said to Clint. I'd be interested to just go into the changing rooms and see how it works with heterosexual men. He wants to come to a game and watch. The only difference is I've never had a friend or family member

watch me play footy and then afterwards come into the changing room. They do come into the changing room, have a beer, but then strip down and someone who hasn't played has a shower. Has that happened? No, never. You would be the first. And I reckon I would never live a day like, Clint, what was it with your mate?

Why does your weird mate come into the changing room and just sit there fully clothed? And then strip down and have a shower. Do you want me to ask them? Next time we're in the shed, tell them, hey guys, I've got a mate who's always wanted to have the camaraderie of having a game after a game, have a beer, strip down, hit the showers with the lads and get changed.

The only thing is he's not very good at football. And he wants to stay completely closed oh you don't want to do the shower no god no I wouldn't want to get no change oh you don't want

to have a shower you just want to watch but also I don't I thought it was weird you were participating it's even weirder than your chair

oh maybe I should yeah because I'd want to blend in no no no what I will say I won't say like can my mate watch you just come in

after the game and I go hey guys this is my mate Dan. You go, hey, good game today, guys. And I'll go, do you want a beer, Dan? You go, oh, yeah, cool. You'll have a beer and then you just sit down and then you can just, like, see what happens. Yeah, because I think part of it is obviously seeing just the camaraderie between the lads.

Because I've never really been in a team where I've gone, shit, let's go. Come on, boys. Let's go and hit the showers and, like, have a chat. You know, like, shower next to another bloke whilst having a conversation. Never had that. Never. Because I've never been in a team. You're in a team now.

We don't shower after the show. Do you want to go hit the showers? Oh yeah. I'm going to put it in the run sheet now I reckon tomorrow morning you and Clint need to have a shower together. Go and have a shower after the show. Come on. Go on.

This is your team here. It's a bit weird with Clint, though. Why? I don't know. He's a bit weird. We'll go with Carl as well. We can go have a shower together. Ginger.

Fuck up. I'm joking. Oh, you don't want to do producer Carl dirty with all the audio clips he has of you. Why not on Monday, you, Nipia, Carl and Clint go for a post show shower that'd be cool we've got showers

I would be interested in it but let's pretend we're like sports boys oh now it's starting to feel some sort of fantasy I'm sure I definitely

do you want to give us a script too Dan jeez man what a game oh Dan you scoring that last goal at the end really put us top of the table again. You're the best.

Can you just pick up that soap? Yeah. Oh, my God, those shorts look tight around your crotch area. Do you want to whip them off? I'll do it, as long as it's not the sports boys from your Instagram. Clint, your penis looks like it needs a good wash. Oh, okay. Goodbye, Joey, Dan's mum, and everyone else.

Nah, I'm out. I've changed my mind. And you're definitely not coming to a game. Ah!