The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS Listen To This One Second UN-DELETED

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. Hey guys, this is the deleted podcast that we didn't think was actually going to see the light of day, but if you've listened to the podcast that also released on the same day as this one, you will have heard the jury of three decided that you need to hear it. The forbidden fruit of podcasts.

Here it is. Listen at your own peril. I'm going to go and sit down in the chair in the corner. Okay. Who's that Harry Potter thing? The podcast that lived. Was it Lord of the Rings? No, the podcast that lived.

Okay. Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Release it! Now I don't like it because you two are having fun and I don't know what's going on. And I can't join in on the fun. And my name's...

Harry Potter! Who's this guy that talks like this? Came to die. You've come... Avada Kedavra! You've come to listen, have you? Can we do Dumb and Dumber quotes? No. Aw. Okay. Can we do Dumb and Dumber quotes? No.

Aw. I couldn't say anything, jerk quotes? No. Okay. All right, well, you're being warned. It was a podcast we were going to delete, but bloody three listeners decided that it should be uploaded. So here it is.

And if you get to the end, you go, eh, well then, exactly. That's why we weren't going to upload it. Appreciate you guys. We appreciate you. I just sound constipatedated really, don't I? A little bit. Yeah.

Hey everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. Hello, good to be here. Monday? Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep. There's been a few ideas thrown around for this podcast. Yeah. Where there was talk of getting Linda in our

psychic medium. Yes, lovely Linda. And then, Dan, would you be happy to be here? Well, maybe I could be here for a little bit of it, but she's not here yet, so we're going to have to pad for time. If you get a chance to listen to the actual live show, she's given away $250

at about $6.45. Because she's been knocking around. 10 to 7 every day this week. She's been knocking around the edge this morning. What does she do when she finishes with us? I don't know. I'd like to know where maybe we can ask her that. Do we also want to do theme songs that relate mostly to your sex life?

Oh, yeah. What would that involve? Give us an example of what yours is I'll play like three sounds And you tell me Meg Which one you think relates the most To sex with Dan Okay

Oh yeah Okay Too much of a beat I see what you're doing. I like this one. Humpty Dumpty. Oh, no. Too much.

It's too sinister. That one, I think... I think that's the beginning. And then can you go to the Humpty Dumpty one, the second one? Why have I started sinisterly Okay and then I didn't know if this builds And then the second one

Oh does it build Oh because he's finished and you're not Yeah yeah then it's just like Oh are you done no still going Oh still Yeah Good for him though There's no chance that any girl has ever gone,

God, you still go. Okay, six with Meg. You had to do your own fucking joke. Okay, six with Meg. This is track one. Okay. Okay, second one. Quite sad.

Why this? Or. Or. Sad. I'm not fucking crying. Jesus, how? These are all slow. What is she, tantric?

What is he going to have? This could be very emotive, like very sensual, and a lot of connection. I don't know what Guy and Meg would be like in the set. I actually, I imagine. Guy and Meg,

did you say me and my husband? Yeah, you and your husband. I actually think that you guys would sort of be quite, um, oh God. Go on, have a think.

I think Guy, Guy sort of, he, he holds you sort of... Producer Carl? I've got one for Dan. I think... Okay. That's me.

Yeah. Yeah. That's me. Okay, Yeah. That's me. Okay, but back to Meg. But I think Guy would be quite a... He's got Meg sort of under him. He's just... Like they'll start off and it's quite a...

Meg's sort of going... I can't. It's gone too far, isn't it? No. It's going to be a fun game. No, but I'm just imagining now. This is more on Guy than me, to be honest. You're doing quite sensual.

Yeah, so it's quite a sensual start, and then by the end of it, it's just full jackhammer. Right. Oh, then by the end, we're in two. Yeah. I don't know how... Jesus bloody hell! That's how I'm imagining Guy.

That's sort of... Bloody hell! But I think you guys have got a great marriage, so I think you'd have quite a sensual love. You'd be making quite sensual love. She's shaking her head. I wouldn't say it's sensual. Okay.

That's not the right word. I need to work out what music we're going to use for Linda. Oh, yes, Linda's coming in. What about Clint's songs? Oh, I ran out of time. Oh, bugger. Classic. Oh, here she is.

Linda, come on. Hello, my darling. Here she is. Sweetheart. What do you do when you... Because you were in at 6am. Which microphone do you love? Yeah, yeah, that one there.

For the AM, I think. 6am, you were in here with us, and it's now bloody nearly 10, 4 hours. What have you been doing with your time, love? Fingering myself in the Studio B. For three hours. Fucking hell. Mate. Holy cow.

This podcast is loose. Four hours. Four hours. You've got to be doing other things. Your fingers are getting wrinkled by then. Bloody little bloody prunes. We need to start this podcast again. You forget Dan's mum listens to this.

Yeah, I look old. I look like I'm in my 60s. But I'm actually only 32. I just finger myself a lot. So I need to start. Daniel. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Right. What are you doing here, Linda? I'm just here to do readings. Come on. Come on. Come on. Right. What are you doing here, Linda? I'm just here to do readings. Come on. I'm here to read everybody's... You can't stop playing with your ears. Yes, I know.

I've had a new hairstyle, my darling, and it's all coming over my face, like Clint did that night. Linda, please. Linda, you've got to stop. Why don't we just Why don't we not have you in today And we just do it another day

I can't I have to be here Okay I'm in here I'm paid Okay, well while you're being paid to be here, Linda Can you give me a reading? Of course

Come over here, my darling About anything, just whatever I enjoy a reading Why does it need to be closed to you? Come over here and I'll do the reading for you Because I feel better when I'm touching someone. Why are you on your knees? I don't know.

Sorry. Come over here. Sit on you. Glint, come over here. Laugh like Santa. Oh, you want me to actually come over there? Yes, yes. Oh, okay.

Not even Radio Land stuff. Oh, okay, like real... No, because I think he was trying... He was thinking that I would just do it. I'm better when I'm touching. See, come over here, my darling. Have your back to me. Just there.

Okay? Stay there. Okay. Okay. I did a fart on him. That'll teach you. On she, on her. It's a little fart while Linda was behind you, bending you over.

Right, Linda. That stinks. Fuck. This podcast has to start again. What do you mean? Linda's gone. Ow, ow, ow. At least it's two things that Dad and Linda have in common They hate it when Clint farts

She does hate that So do I to her Shall we start this again? We've never started a podcast I can say this, this is still being kept We've never ditched a podcast and started again, ever. No. You started it.

We can't ditch the whole thing. We're already seven minutes in. You started it, Clint. What? You started my making it all sexual at the start by doing those waddly arches. What is it? You brought us up to make us drown.

That's not the saying. That's not the saying. You brought us up to make us drown. That's not the saying. That's not the saying. You brought us up to make us drown. Don't know what that means. What is it? You know, you pitched us up to bat us out. What's the saying? Oh, we do need to start that again.

What's the fucking saying? I told you. You lifted us up to drag us down. No. There you go. Something like that. No, I don't know what you're trying to say. Where was the low point for you that you were like,

we can't come back from this, Clint? I think when you, pretending to be a woman, beat me over and I farted on you. That's probably... Don't know how many podcasts are doing that these days. Not these days, yeah. Back in the 70s, it was happening willy-nilly. And there's going to be some people going,

that's hilarious, and there's going to be other people going, yeah, I've got to find a new podcast. Okay, start again. Oh, please. No. Okay, Meg, if you can save this podcast right now. Easy. Otherwise. Easy, easy, easy.

Producer Carl. I've got an idea. Okay, thank God. You know how you were doing the song song sing before Like to describe your sex life What about like if it was a song title? Song title to describe your sex life So are we starting again or are we just tacking this on the end of the thing We should have started again

Because I'd argue then there's no point Let's just push on We've got to push on now You know like You can do it like You can do it Put your back into it Ice cube

I don't think you really Saved it with this Carl To be honest You've got to choose I think we're already sinking And you've just got on the ship And gone I'm going down with it

That's what you've done That's a good producer That's a good producer I'm going down with the ship guys I'm moving over to more FM yet Carl's like What do I do with this drill And we're like

Stop putting it into the side You're the fucking iceberg Okay Meg Let's give Meg A song title for her sex life One that's already around So it's not a made up song title I was going to go with the number one song in the country

At the moment Missy No No That's amazing I'm just saying that you think it'd be that No Alex Warren

I don't know that song's title What is it? I know the song, what's the title? Not Missy. No. No, it's this one. This one here. Oh, mama, you're taking me out of the ordinary.

Out of the ordinary? Ordinary. Oh, no. Okay. No, thank you. Anxiety? I'll keep missing. How many women have got that one as their sex life song title?

Anxiety. Die with a smile? Oh, jeez, that seems a bit... No, that one's not good. What about in our kinky side? Super freak? Super freak. Maybe just like average freak would be more...

Not super. Mine's more of like... Is yours Poker Face? Nah, his would be Beat It by Michael Jackson. All by myself. Yeah, All By Myself by Celine Dion's another goodie. Yeah. Talking Heads.

Yeah. Wish You Were Here. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. That's sad. Clint's as thick as a brick. Thick as a brick. You don't want it to be yellow, do you?

My wife's one's the Rolling Stones. I can't get no satisfaction. Dan, you don't need to take the piss out of yourself, mate. That's mine and Clint's job. I feel like it's sadder when it's coming from you. I'm just trying to get you guys out of a job, to be honest. Right. Yeah.

Thank you. Well, it's actually a thing on Reddit. Is it? Somebody would, yeah, absolutely. They would have had the funniest ones. They would have the old school ones, like Rocky All Night Long. Knowing the rumours about Clint, I think that Jamie's is probably comfortably numb. Dan's would be all the small things.

Bling 182. Oh, dear. Do we think we saved it? No, not at all. There we go. Trying to find another goodie. It's been a while. I stained It's been a while Dan's one

His song His six life song Oh yes Kanye West and Rihanna Four or five seconds Fuck if you're lucky Kanye West and Rihanna. Four or five seconds. Fuck if you're lucky. Sound of silence.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Down in a hole. Down in a hole. That's not a song. Down in a hole. It's a terrible song if it is one.

Right? You guys still looking now, yeah? Still looking just to take the piss out of each other? You looking for ones that are bad on each other? Yeah. Yeah, it's just what I thought you'd be doing. Yeah, that's enough anyway. Didn't save it, did we? What about this one?

Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known. Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. Oh, fuck, come on. Don't leave me on my own there. Should we start again? What about Red Dirt Road? Oh, no.

I'm now. I'm tapping out. Fuck yeah, now. Why is it red? Jesus. Fuck. Should we start again? Yeah, we should start again.

I think that one goes alongside the... Oh, he's funny. Claire, you're becoming the guy. You're becoming that guy. Oh, God. There is no that guy. There's no that guy that just is known for farting.

No, they go, oh, I stopped listening to the edge. Oh, there's that guy that farts. Shall we actually just start a brand new podcast? Please don't do that for me. Just start again and I'll do Linda, but not bad.

Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Rover Linda but not bad. Okay.