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Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started.
This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans.
Podcast, that is.
Hey everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans.
Good morning, afternoon, evening.
Just a quick telly, how many times did you cry on the show this morning, Meg?
Zero.
Alright, I didn't either.
Good day for me.
Dan, how many, just so I just put it down in the minutes.
I'm just glad I cried at nine o'clock when there's less people listening.
Yeah.
Arguably.
Oh, God.
It was cute.
And people that don't know Formula One and stuff will think I'm so pathetic.
But let me paint the picture.
I got sad and I cried about Liam Lawson being dropped from Red Bull officially.
And I wasn't crying because he's been
dropped of don't play this. Please tell me we're not doing
this again. No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm just explaining why I cry.
And I cried because of the
bullying he's got and I
know that most people wouldn't
cry for it but I'm just so attached to the
Formula One. I love it. The crazy thing is
in the almost two and a half years we've been working
together, never seen Dan cry on a radio bit
and that was what got him.
And if you gave me a list of things
that would not have been on my bingo card
about a guy that I've never met.
And that Clint gave you a remote control car
with some batteries.
Yeah, so Clint's known that it's been...
That welled you up more.
This is actually lovely though, me.
Yeah, no, no.
It genuinely is the nicest thing that Clint has.
But it was just funny listening to you cry about it
so if you don't
know I've been
really attached to
this and we've
been talking about
it all week about
Liam Lawson and
my thoughts on
him and how I
love him and
then Clint was
so lovely that he
brought me a
Red Bull Formula
One car
remote control
and that sounds
pathetic again
but it's just
lovely
what a lovely
friend you are
you know it's
nice when you
see something
and you go oh my friend would love that you're not necessarily see something and you go, oh, my friend would love that.
You're not necessarily going out hunting for something.
You go, oh, my friend would love that.
That's why I always think it's important that your friends and people around you know your favourite things.
Because then they see stuff and they go, oh, my God, that's so Meg.
Yeah, that's lovely.
Yeah.
I can see like a bowl.
And I'm like, oh, my God, Meg would love that bowl.
A bowl?
Fucking hell. There's a bowl. Oh, that panko's got eyes on it and is wearing like a bowl. And I'm like, oh my God, Meg would love that bowl. A bowl? Fucking hell.
There's a bowl.
Oh, that panko's got eyes on it and is wearing like a dress.
Meg would love that.
Fuck, I need to tell you guys what I like more.
Jesus Christ.
What do you like?
If Clint was in Kmart or Farmers, what would you want him to buy you?
Okay, Meg, you tell me the things you like,
and if I stumble across it over the weekend, I'll buy it for you.
Well, I like if you go to an op shop and you see anything that's Le Creuset,
which is a very fancy cast iron.
Well, maybe at an op shop.
I'm just saying.
Are they bowls?
No, no, it's like crockery.
You could get a bowl.
I reckon you could get a Le Creuset bowl.
Sounds bowl-like.
I like these.
These are little spice jars, and they're like little houses.
You're clutching at straws for stuff you like.
Okay, so I've got to try and find things that... These are so cute.
Little houses that hold herbs.
I collect jugs.
Oh, I see why you made the jug.
It wasn't a jug.
Yeah, maybe I would like a bowl, actually, Clint.
I'd appreciate that.
I love when Dan laughs like a panting dog.
Yeah, you know what, Clint?
I would like a bowl.
I got you.
If I see a cool bowl, I'll go for you.
Somehow you just were like depressingly,
he's like, oh, fuck, give me a bowl.
I'll take a bowl.
Just something.
Okay, I've got a fun game for you guys.
Hopefully it'll be fun for you, me, because I think you're good at it. So I've've got a fun game for you guys hopefully it'll be fun for you Meg
because I think
you're good at it
so I've come up
with a game
that I know
you'll excel at
and then I'm getting
you to play against
my other friend Dan
so you can whip him
and help you
out of self-esteem
so you've given me
the red ball remote control
but now you're going
to kick me
well actually
you're in a tough
situation here Dan
because you should lose
and if you do
that's fine
because it was expected
but if you do win
you've beaten Meg
at the thing
that I thought
she was good at
oh okay don't worry I've had this from Clint before I used to play team of bowling And if you do, that's fine because it was expected. But if you do win, you've beaten Meg at the thing that I thought she was good at. Oh, okay.
Don't worry.
I've had this from Clint before.
I used to play team and bowling every Friday because I enjoyed it, but I was really bad.
So Clint said, I bet I could beat you with my eyes closed.
And so we did it.
And I think you did beat me.
No.
With his eyes closed?
I was crying by the end of it.
I was literally crying.
What happened?
I didn't realise you cried.
Did you cry after?
No, no, no.
I was crying when I was playing
my last ones
because I was still losing
Poor thing
I think what happened
She was crying
and he was blindfolded
Stop crying
I'm about to beat you
I was blindfolded
I couldn't see
I must say
after it all went down
Clint afterwards
apologised to me
and he's like
Hey mate
I think I got lost
in that a little bit
and I've
kind of looked back and realised that was a
really weird thing for a friend to do.
Hey Clint, after that you should have brought her
a bowl to say sorry.
Because Meg was like, oh, she goes bowl all the time
and I go, oh what score do you get?
And Meg goes, sometimes I get 60.
And obviously... Not today, she
didn't. And that's where I was like, I reckon
I could, again, it's still me.
I think I laughed.
Meg was like, what?
And I was like, oh, no offence.
I must have bowled a bit at the time.
You didn't bowl a bit at the time.
I don't think you'd played in years.
You still were like, I could see you blindfolded.
I think that's where it should have ended.
But, of course, producers hear that.
So we went to bowling alley and I was blindfolded and Meg could see.
And it literally came down to the last bowl.
If I bowled well, I was going to beat Meg.
And if I bowled poorly, I lost.
And I think I bowled poorly on the last one
and Meg beat me by like one or two. I had the sides up, Clint,
for fuck's sake.
Oh, that's not real bowling. I know, Dan.
You know what you need to do next time?
I always do this when I lose at bowling. I just blame my balls.
Like I just say that they...
What have your sack got to do with it?
Okay, right. What's this game?
Okay. When we talk
about like a song, oh my god, I love this song.
When did this song come out? Meg can
pick the release date of a song because I
think Meg feels more deeply
than most people that I know. So when
I hear a song, oh yeah, cool. I kind of remember that song
from back in the day. That song will transport
Meg back to an age or a time or a place
that she can then work out how old she was
and what year it must have been released.
I've got a good track record for it,
but it's not perfect every time.
Okay.
And this song has to have had meaning to my life.
That's the problem.
Okay, let's see.
And I do wonder if, I mean, I think these songs will.
Or most of them
Dan's also really good at this
Oh I'm not as good as you
Oh god no
I'd never be even able to hold a flame to you Meg
Oh baby we're gonna live forever
2006, 7?
Oh no I think we're gonna go
2003
I'm going 4
2003
What are you locking in guys?
I'm going 4, 2004
I think he's actually won it with that one.
2003, though.
2005.
Oh, bugger.
You danced around it.
Yeah, I said six and then three.
Do we get a point if we're closer, though?
Damn.
Yeah, so Dan gets it.
He gets it because it was one year at the start.
Well, do you want to do the closest gets the point
or you have to get bang on to get the point?
Closest gets the point.
Dan, you're on one.
I don't mind.
Okay, here we go.
This song has featured a couple of times on the show.
See you again.
I tell you.
When I see you again.
When did he die?
2011.
When did he die?
No.
Oh, is that work?
2014 or 15?
You can all deliberate, but if you say locking in and then you're a day,
you've bagged it for the other person so they can't take it.
I'm locking in 2014.
What show was I on when that happened? I don't think I was on The Breakfast Show yet. I'm locking in 2014. What show was I on when that happened?
I don't think I was on The Breakfast Show yet.
2015, locking in.
You've never got the answers in front of you.
I realised that I got one of the producers to help me with the first half,
and she's got See You Again from Miley Cyrus.
So I've just had to do a release.
I had to do a quick little giggle.
So 14, Meg.
I said 14
Meg said 15
2015
Well done Meg
Bang on
See she's good at it
Okay
Here we go
When did this song
When was this song released?
Oh that was
2000
And
Oh was it 21 or 20
It was 2021.
Oh, not 21, 11.
Sorry, sorry, 11.
She's younger than I thought.
2011, sorry.
I reckon that was a bit later.
I'm going to go 12, 2012.
2012, bang on.
Damn, oh, come on.
I thought I hit on my 21st.
Okay, keeping the scores, 2-1.
2-1.
Dan, V-Me.
I'm going to let Dan go first this time.
I'm going to let Dan go first. Yeah, I like that. You alternate. Alternate on who goes first. Okay, keeping the scores. Two to one. Two to one. Dan v. me. I'm going to let Dan go first this time. I'm going to let Dan go first.
Yeah, I like that.
You alternate.
Alternate on who goes first.
Okay, Avril Lavigne.
Skater boy.
Skater boy.
Early 2000s.
Very, very early.
I'm going to go 02.
I'm going to go 01.
02 on the buttons.
Oh, fuck, Dan.
See, I told you he's going to.
Mr. Oh, I'm shit at this.
I mean, I am.
I love music, especially older stuff.
I'm not, you're better knowledgeable at newer stuff than me.
Far better.
Stop saying that because you're winning.
No, I know, but I'm talking old as in, like, 70s.
I know everything.
Still time to catch him.
I will never say never.
I have no idea.
I don't even know this song.
So Justin Bieber hit the big time in 2011.
This came out of this house.
I think this was the theme song to the Karate Kid remake
with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.
Well, I'll guess 2013, then maybe a couple of years after Baby.
Nah, I'm going to say 2012.
2011.
Oh, it was the same year that he hit Baby.
Dan.
Dan gets that one too. Okay. Get out of was the same year that he had baby. Dan. Dan gets that one too.
Okay.
Get out of me right now.
I don't know.
It's the end of you and me.
You go first then.
Jojo.
It's too late now.
Can't wait for you.
She was in the 2000s again.
It was around the same era
as Avril.
Yeah.
But I'd say slightly later.
I'm going to go 04.
Oh, fuck.
I was going to go 04.
04 is correct.
Yeah.
What?
I don't know how I'm so good at this. God, Dan. I was going to go 04. 04 is correct. What? I don't know how I'm so good at this.
God, Dan's gone and taken my only talent.
Really?
No, but I think, as I said before, you're better at new stuff.
Okay, Meg, you get to guess first.
Genie in a Bottle.
Early, early 90s.
I'd go back.
90s?
Maybe 99 or 2000.
What am I looking in?
Do you need a bottle?
It definitely wasn't.
I'm going to go 2000.
I'm going to go 99.
99 is correct.
Oh, my God.
I don't know how.
Okay, two more.
It's almost like he's sitting in the office.
I don't know this song.
Heartbreaker.
Mariah Carey and Jay-Z.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, early 90s then.
We're going to pillow fight in the middle of the night.
She wanna...
I don't know this song at all.
Hail Mary from 10.
But he is hot right now.
Nah, I would never get this.
I'd go...
Yeah, I'd go late 90s.
When was Jay-Z around?
Was he around in the 90s?
I'm not gonna say a word
He was, but I don't think it was a big time
And who's the other person in it?
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey was very 90s
I'm gonna go 98
Fuck, yet again, I was gonna go 7 or 8
So I will go
I think it's actually later, I think it's early 2000 Yeah, I was going to go 7 or 8, so I will go...
I think it's actually later. I think it's early 2000.
Yeah, I'll go 99.
99, bang on.
Thank God.
And the last one is Last Girl Wins.
Oh, 2000 and...
Oh, I'm not going to say mine.
Three.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm a 13. I mean, 13, 14. I always get my double those.
When did Rollin' the Deep come out?
I was driving around Silver Street.
I'm going to go.
I was visiting the home.
Rolling in the Deep.
I'm going to go 2014.
2013.
2011.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, wow.
God, that's much older.
Much older than I thought.
God, Adele's been around for a long time.
Good on her.
I especially can't call it my talent anymore
if somebody is better at it than me.
I don't think I'm better at it than you are.
You literally just beat me, Dan.
Yeah, you just might add a good game.
You know, sometimes, you know,
the small teams get up against the big teams.
We can say that it's not my thing.
That's okay.
It takes the pressure off me.
Okay, so what is your thing?
So it's Dan's thing. What is your thing? I don't have a thing.'s not my thing. That's okay. It takes the pressure off me. Okay, so what is your thing?
So it's Dan's thing.
What is your thing?
I don't have a thing.
That was my thing.
I couldn't quilt a little animal.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, you're the only one I know that does that. If you gave us both some felt,
I wouldn't know what to fucking do with it.
This is absolutely pathetic.
No, but you won last go in, so technically you won.
What else is she good at?
Good at scandal.
She's really good at finding a scandal story.
Yeah, actually.
What was that thing you did today?
You did something today, Meg, and I was like, that was actually really impressive.
Actually, you know what?
She's very good at singing.
I think she's tone deaf.
But I think technically her singing is very, very good
because we went into that echo channel, remember, Meg?
And it was fucking bang on.
That's what I did where I was quite impressed with Meg today.
When there was a scandal stuff we
were doing today
they were fighting
Machine Gun Kelly
and Brian Austin
Green were fighting
and then Meg's like
it's since been
deleted because they
were putting up
screenshots of the
text message exchange
and then it's since
was deleted
Meg's like but I
screenshot it already
so I've got it
I was like I would
never have seen it
or screenshot it
it was in an article
Clint somebody else screenshot it I just tried to make myself. I was like, I would never have seen it or screenshot it. It was in an article, Clint.
Somebody else screenshot it.
I just tried to make myself
look cooler.
You know you've been
very good at it
over the last five minutes
or so.
You tricked me.
Well, there we go.
I'm a good liar.
You've been very good
at hating on yourself
over the last five minutes.
I can manipulate.
You can manipulate
and a good liar.
It's a sad sack.
Can we do Guess the Fact?
No, hold on.
One more thing.
I actually think she can do
a really good makeup. She could beat any makeup thing I actually think she can do A really good makeup
Like she could beat
Any makeup artist
In the world
Faster
She's really good
At applying fast makeup
Oh speed makeup
That should be
That should be an actual game
It should be at the Olympics
I don't know
I think I'm good at
Laughing at myself
Out of
Whenever something goes down
I feel like I'm pretty good
At taking a joke
So I'll take that
That'll be my thing
Yeah I've never cried You're good at taking a joke. So I'll take that. That'll be my thing. Yeah.
I've never cried because of a joke.
You're good at taking heaps of things.
Thank you.
You know what he said before you were here, Dan?
I've held this in all morning.
I'm worried I've sucked it in so many times I'm not going to be able to do it.
You know what happens when you hold something and it gets stinkier and more...
Does it?
Yeah, more of a fetal.
How does he know that?
It will become more of a fetish.
Okay, I'm relaxing now.
Oh, here it comes.
Okay.
No, you go first, Dan.
I think if it's been holding in.
No, I'll go quacking again.
Fucking hell, he's got a duck up there.
Jesus.
Okay, here he goes.
Come on, Clint, give me a win
That's me again
You suck at this too
Stick to pelting
Oh, guys, guys, guys
We've got an interview
We've got an interview with Ash London We've got an interview. We've got to interview Ash London.
We've got to interview Ash London.
She's an author and she's got a book, Love on the Air,
and she's about to come to the studio.
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm coming with you.
Sorry, guys.
Have a great week.
Bye.
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