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Episode Date: April 2, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Hey everybody, welcome to the Clint, Meg and Dan OnlyFans podcast, which sits alongside our show recap podcast. She's a little more loosey-goosey. Sometimes there's offensive language, or language that may offend some people.

Disturb some people. Yeah, and this one going out too. Sorry, and also just if you haven't subscribed yet and you can't, I'm sorry, and you haven't hit the bell or the plus icon if you're listening in Apple and you can do that for us, that'd be awesome. We really appreciate it. It helps get the podcast out to other people. Yeah, it makes us more successful and earns Meg more money.

Insurance on a Ferrari, it ain't cheap, guys. It ain't cheap. It's a nice Ferrari she's just got. Where did you buy that from? The black one or the red one? I haven't seen the black one, but I've heard she keeps that. Guy usually drives that one. Black one's much bigger, I think.

This podcast is going out to Rosie Rankin. Dedication today. We haven't done a dedication in a while. Rosie's been a member of the podcast fam since the 18th of July, 2023. So a couple of years now. Good to have you, Rosie. Yeah, really appreciate you being here. She messaged us the other day saying, listen to the undeleted podcast, Whilst Walking,

which we released yesterday. Absolutely cracked up. So glad you guys released it. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Rosie has a cat, from what I can tell. Gorgeous cat.

Almost as gorgeous as her. And she said that Linda should do stand up Well we could pass that On to Linda Oh that would be interesting That would be interesting Doing stand up

Imagine if Dan got Super famous In a different character You'd be like What do you mean? It's me Like if you got super famous As a comedian

But in the character of Linda So me playing Linda Yeah Why doesn't Linda just do it herself? Sure, I suppose she could. But you do a good Linda impression. You do do a good Linda impersonation. Not as good as the Linda.

Hello, my name's Linda. Yeah, it's not quite Linda. No, it's not quite Linda. Too much tea? Yeah. Okay. Special guest. Yeah, special guest.

I'm going to get my mum on this morning. Actually, I'll call her now because I'll explain the game to her. She has no idea what's happening at the same time. Or does she get angry when you don't explain stuff? Yeah, a little. I'm going to get my mum on this morning. Actually, I'll call her now because I'll explain the game to her. She has no idea what's happening at the same time. Or does she get angry when you don't explain stuff? Yeah, a little. Not angry, but sure, I might hit her. Megan, made me look like an idiot on the spot. Yeah, true.

Should have told me. Philippa could never look like an idiot. It's not a game you can actually probably study for because it's just too vast. I think Meg's going to look like the idiot when her mum doesn't answer. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. What is your mum doing? Has she retired? Yeah. She might be in her 30s. I think Meg's going to look like the idiot when her mum doesn't answer. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. What is your mum doing? Has she retired?

Yeah. She might be in a very... I actually bought her for her birthday a little, like, bag, so her phone is on her at all times. It just has the phone in a strap, so it's like a side... Hello? Hello? Sorry, you were on silent for some reason. Pardon?

I didn't realise you were on silent. Oh, there we go. Phone's on silent. Phone's on silent. Yeah, that'll do it. Hiya, Philipp silence. Oh, there we go. Phone's on silent. Phone's on silent. Yeah, that'll do it. How are you, Philippa? Hi, I'm good. Good to hear you.

Good to hear you. Want to play a little game with you this morning, Mum? It's cool. It's cool. What are you wearing? No, it isn't. This is going on OnlyFans or something, isn't it? OnlyFans, yeah.

It's going on the second podcast. It's going to be rude, isn't it? No, it's not. I promise I would never do anything rude with you. In fact, this is very unrued. I would. Clint, am I going to have to ban you? Clint.

Okay, enough, enough, enough. Well, I wouldn't actually, I wouldn't do that with you. I'd respect you for the woman you are. Okay, mum, I was telling my friends how you have this uncanny ability to get the lyrics wrong every time

of a song. It's a gift. It is a gift, Mum. Honestly, I think it's a gift because every single time somehow you do it. So we have some songs. You don't have to sing the lyrics because I know you don't like singing, but you can if you feel like it. And you just have to get the words right. That's the only thing.

And we just want to see how many you do. And I've made sure I've chosen songs that you know. So I haven't, you know, set you up yet. It's a mix of like newer stuff and older stuff, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Okay.

Okay, we'll start with an easy one. Sweet Caroline. Good times never seem so good So good, so good Good times never seem so good That is incorrect, Mum The lyrics are good times never seem so good And Mum said good times never feel so good

You said feel No, I said feel I've got a thing in my throat Well, you've got a thing in your throat. That's why she didn't answer. Oh my god. Oh my god, right. Okay, we might have to go back to the judges and I'm pretty sure you said feel so good.

It's your mum. Okay. Next one. Next one. Let's give her that. Let's give her one. I don't think so. Okay. We'll go back. I'll give her one. Oh for god's sake. You need to get laid, man. Oh my god. You are horny. You said to give her one You need to get laid You seem to give her one Meg won't

My next song I have no idea I've never heard that Mum you sing that song about 7 times a day when you're with my child It's Shake It Off by Taylor Swift Yeah but I don't like it It doesn't matter I've never heard that. Mum, you sing that song about seven times a day when you're with my child. It's Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. Yeah, but I don't like it.

It doesn't matter. Mum. Give it another go. Here we go. I've never heard it. You know the song? I, I. Okay, that bit I know.

Okay, well then keep going. Shake it off. Shake, shake. Okay, so sing the lyrics. So the player's going to play, play, play, play, play. And the. Shake, shake, shake, shake, Shake, shake. Okay, so sing the lyrics. So the player's going to play, play, play, play, play, and... Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. No, Hayden's going to hate, hate, hate. I don't know. Hate, hate, hate, hate.

She has heard that song so many times. Okay, she's really starting to flex her superpowers now. I know. Here she goes. Okay, next song. Celine Dion. Oh, shit. You are my...

And I am your... No. I don't think we need him. That's just funny. And you are my man Whenever you reach for me I'm going to do everything that I can No, no, no You're in the ballpark

She's always in the ballpark I'll give her that She's playing on the field Okay, okay So she's got a couple Yeah, a couple more, mum Okay, yeah This one I think is a little bit easier.

And you might stand in foolbrow's day. Let it go, let it go. Let it go. It bothered me anyway. What never bothered you? The cold. The cold never bothered me anyway anyway The cold never bothered me anyway She's got one

Yay She's got one I will give her that one She's on the board Alright mum We've got one final song To see if you can do one more Okay you ready?

The last one Here we go Will your eyes still smile From your cheeks Darling I Will Be loving you i hate it when you say i love it oh i don't i i don't know i can't do it without the music i'll be loving you too can i just say i love how you get angry with yourself

she's she's we're evergreen Evergreen Till we're 70 Right We need 70 He does say evergreen in the next verse He does

No but not till we're evergreen That would make no sense Okay, redo yourself, the bonus Me, I fall in love with you every single day. And I just want to tell you I am. So baby, now. Take me into your loving arms. She said it!

So honey, now. No, no, she said no. So honey. I'm pretty sure it's so honey now. So honey now You had it so baby now. Oh, I'd give that to you, Philippa. Take that to your loving heart

Well, thank you, Mum, for playing along. I do think the point has been proven. I'll be loving you too wherever green. Always in the ballpark. Yeah, I love that. You lot have a lovely day. Cheers, Mum. Love you too. Talk to you later. See you, Philippa. Bye. Bye. Yeah, she's lovely. You lot have a lovely day. Cheers, Mum. Talk to you later.

See you, Philippa. Bye. Yeah, she's lovely. Fascinating, isn't it? Always slightly off. I think my mum would be the same. You know, just not quite there. My mum does it too, and then I go, what was that, Mum? Because I realise she stands out and she goes, oh, shut up. You know what I

mean. Yeah, but it's not right, Mum. It's not right. Maybe it's a Mum thing. And just some are better or worse at it than others. Very exciting. We're going to head off after the recording of this podcast to go watch the Sinners movie before everybody else. I've been seeing it advertised on the back of buses and stuff.

I've never heard of it. And then an early morning interview with Hayley Steinfeld. Tomorrow morning. Do we have to have seen her movie to get to interview her? So behind the scenes, the movie companies, if they're going to give you an artist, a lot of the times they'll want you to go and see the film if they're going to give you time with the actress or the actor.

Because otherwise you can't really ask them about the movie which they're promoting if you haven't even seen it. I mean, you can from the perspective of someone else who hasn't seen it yet, but I think they want you to be invested. Do you think that's a bit obnoxious? I feel like that's a bit obnoxious. To go like, well, you don't get to talk to me unless you've seen my movie. You know, like

it's a bit like... Or is it more just like kind of respectful in the way of like, if you were to interview somebody about their album, but you never bother listening to it, it's going to be hard to ask questions. Yeah. I guess there is a line because if it was like, hey, we've got time with Liam Lawson, Formula One driver, but you never bother listening to it. It's going to be hard to ask questions. Yeah. I guess there is a line, because if it was like, hey, we've got time with Liam Lawson, Formula One driver, you're going to have to go down

to the track and look at his race car. And then you can chat to him. Do you know, like, where's the line? But I think, Meg, you're right. The interview's meant to be about the movie, not about the actress's life. And if it was about their music and we hadn't heard the song, it's hard to kind of ask them about it. But here's the thing. No one wants to really hear an interview about a movie.

They want to hear an interview about Hayley Steinfeld's life. Yeah, or Michael B. Jordan, and that's the problem. You normally ask a movie question at the beginning, then you talk about all their life and other things they've done, and then you tag on another movie question at the end. Yeah, that's the trick, eh? You sort of butter them up with a couple of questions about the movie, so they're like, oh, yeah they're talking. Then you go,

who you're dating now? Oh no, don't do that. No, don't you dare. I've been writing my questions for Wunmi. We're also interviewing Wunmi who has been in Marvel's Loki before. She's been in Passengers. She's also now on Sinners. She's a British Nigerian actress. So I've got some questions for her.

What have you got for her, Dan? For who? Wunmi. Nothing. Wouldn't know. Dan didn't even got some questions for her. What have you got for her, Dan? For who? Wouldn't me. Nothing. Wouldn't know her. Dan didn't even know we were interviewing her. Wouldn't know her if I tripped over in the street. And I'll tell you what,

this is going to shock you. Neither would I know Hayley Steinfeld. If I literally sat on a bus next to her, I wouldn't know her. Actually, if you were

sitting on a bus... We can't put this podcast down. No, if you were sitting... I'm just being truthful. I don't know her. I'm going to Google her now. I'll probably go, oh yeah, that's her. If you were sitting on a... I'm just being truthful. I don't know. I'm going to Google it now. I'll probably go, oh, yeah, that's her. If you were sitting on a bus next to Hayley Steinfeld,

I actually don't think I would think it was her either. What? Purely if I'm sitting on a bus, I'd be like, that looks like Hayley, but there's no way she's riding a bus with me. Hayley, is it the Y? Steinfeld. You were when you said it first. Hayley Steinfeld.

Maybe Dan just doesn't have... Dan doesn't have good facial recognition At the best of times He didn't know half the people That he works with Were a member last year No You haven't seen her in movies Or movies

I thought she was a singer And yet he's She's an actress and a singer Right I love me I love myself And I don't need I know a song

But I've never gone Pitch perfect No Nothing Okay who did she date Who did she famously date And write a song about I don't know. I know a song, but I've never gone. Pitch Perfect? No, nothing. Okay, who did she date? Who did she famously date and write a song about? Oh, I couldn't care less. Remember she did a, woke up late, she did a remix with the boys from Drax Project. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, we could ask about that, that's a good question, but we'd have to warm up first I imagine. See now the Drax Project people I would know, because I've interviewed

them before, so I've met them. But But, hey, me knowing people, famous people, I'm probably not a good person to judge. And I think the question that's always off limits is the dating life. I remember asking Chris from Coldplay. What was the last name? It's gone from me. Chris Martin. Martin, that's right.

We've really cut across well with celebrity knowledge here. I must have been an absolute rookie start of radio because they asked him about Jennifer Lawrence, who he was dating, and I think they'd split or something. Why I thought I should ask that, I can't remember if I was watching a Jennifer Lawrence movie and fucking brought it up. Did he get angry about it?

No, he goes, I think that's pretty well documented. Oh, fair enough. And that was that meaning, like, you want to learn about our relationship, it's out in the media, I'm not going to talk about it. And I was like, oh, yeah. I can't imagine Chris Martin, because he seems so nice in interviews.

I can't imagine him, like, getting smarky in an interview. No. Yeah, he walked out. You'd have to do a lot. You'd be a bad person. He walked out of that interview. He did a walkout, but he did it in a jokey way, because I think we played Paradise.

Because, you know, he's got thiskey way because I think we played Paradise. He's got his own paradise. So we did Paradise, and if it was an even number, we got to ask him something quite risky. If it was an odd number, he got to ask us something risky. That's maybe why I brought up Jennifer Lawrence. And then it was an odd number, and he got to ask me something risky, and then he didn't have a question. So I think that's when Dom was working on the show, and he got to ask me something risky, and then he didn't have a question.

And so I think that's when Dom was working on the show, and he jumped in and said, oh, why don't I ask on your behalf? And then he goes, go on. Then he goes, Clint, you said you saved yourself until marriage or something like that. It was like you saved yourself until marriage. And I was like, yeah. And then he goes, have you ever done anal?

And then Chris Martin goes, yep, and I think this is what we call a walkout Thank you very much guys And like walked out In a jokey laughing way But then he left And that was the end of the interview Wow

Yeah That was the last time I ever spoke to Chris Martin Yeah Like he was texting you heaps before that though Yeah And Chris Martin never got the answer Neither did anyone Because he walked out

And saved me from answering the question What's this movie we're going to see? I forget Sinners Sinners. Sinners. I wish we were interviewing the other guy that's in it, Michael B. Jordan. Now, he's cool. If you don't like interviewing women or black women?

I just don't really care. Are you the only one interviewing? You just want to interview people you know. Now, you're the one that's brought up sex and race and that's sad on you. I would say, of all the three people, I would go Michael B. Jordan first

because I like that. Well, you could interview Michael B. Jordan. He was offered to us, but you have to interview him between 8am and 9am when we're doing the show. So we were like,

that's always going to be tricky. Oh, you take Michael B. Jordan live? Oh, but the problem is, and we did this, and I think it was Little Mix. So what happened was we were going to take them live, but they couldn't give us a specific time to chat with them live.

So we were like, well, why don't we pre-record a little bit of the show? While that's playing out, we'll record the Little Mix girls, and that'll play on the show the next day. What happened was they gave us a half-hour window that they didn't commit to, and so all of our pre-recorded bits that we'd put in the show ended up playing while we were waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting and then we caught

our tail because we're back on here live and they're like oh the little mix guys want to chat to you now so we're still frantically trying to pre-record we're getting the girls on their line was awful was crackly the show turned to shit all because we were trying to juggle um a live show and a pre-record at the same time and it was an absolute balls up and we were trying to juggle a live show and a pre-record at the same time. And it was an absolute balls up. And we were like, never again. Because they'll give you a time slot. And then the people before you will talk for so long.

This is industry chat for anyone who cares. That eventually your time gets pushed and pushed and pushed. And then all of a sudden you're talking to them four hours later than you're supposed to be. Producer Carl? Yeah, but this one as well. I was like, because I even said, can you give us a specific time? You know, we might be able to make something work for Michael B. Jordan, and they were like, nah, it's just at some stage between 8 and 9.

But then we also, then there's two other groups with, like, minor stars in it that you have to interview as well. I was like, ah, look, we just can't do that. It's kind of like, you know when they say, Meg, if you're wanting someone to fix your fridge, and they go, yep, we'll be around between 12 and 4. Are you like... Oh, that annoys me.

Four hours on a Saturday, I've just got to wait around for you. I've got a man coming over to service something of mine today. Oh, yeah. And that makes it... Okay. Can you cut that off for Employee of the Week, Carl? Dan's got a man coming around to... Yeah, I'm not going to repeat it because then you'll use it against me.

Yeah. No. Okay, how long'm not going to repeat it because then you'll use it against me. Yeah. No. Okay, how long is it going to take? The reason I stopped is that he's going to serve because it'll make it very obvious where I live. If you tell everyone what he's servicing. Anyway, so he's coming around to service that, and he said he'd be there between midday and six.

God. Midday and six. Oh, I hate that. And then it gets to 5.50, and you're like, I've been sitting at home all day just in case I don't miss you, and then they go, hey, I'm not going to make it today. How much is he charging? I don't know.

Hannah does all that. Well, Hannah pays him to service the thing. Yeah, she does. Hannah pays him for services. Yeah, she'll do all the payment. I don't have anything to do him for services. Yeah, she pays. She'll do all the payments. I don't have anything to do with our money. I just let her do it.

So you just, when he arrives, you'll meet him for the servicing and then your wife pays him. And then, sometimes she'll watch him service.

Really? Just to make sure he's doing a good job for you. Yes. I actually prefer her to watch. Right. Okay. It always ends there,

you disgusting little boy. Okay. We're going to get out of here. Go watch. Okay. Oh, it always ends there, you disgusting little boy. Okay. We're going to get out of here. Go watch the film. She likes to watch him getting all the gunk out of it. Oh, really? Yeah, when he's doing the service. Okay.

Can you guys hurry up? Sorry, I've got time to upload this before we go. Yeah. Oh, and you've still got to do a teaser for tomorrow as well. Okay. Thank you, Jessica. You're welcome. We look forward to bringing you the Hayley Steinfeld.

And sorry, I misplaced her name, Meg. It's Minmini? Wunmi Musaku. Wunmi Misaka? Masaku. Masaku. Okay, cool. And the funny thing is I recognise her more than I do Hayley Steinfeld.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's in another movie, which I've seen. Yeah, she's in Loki, yes. Yeah, and she's another movie. She was in Loki what? She was in another movie, which I've seen. Yeah, she's in Low Key, yes. Yeah, yeah. She was in Low Key what? She was in the Low Key TV show that was on. But she was also in a movie that I saw a couple of years ago called His House, which is a very good movie, by the way.

I thought you were saying she's Low Key in whatever. And I'm like, why do you guys keep saying that? Now you're sounding like a boomer. Can I just flag, because the show still is on tender hooks with interviews can someone no one please ask Hayley if she's done anal before that'd be awesome

just in the interview tomorrow. What about with me? Oh no you can ask them totally. Jesus Christ. Should we delete should we start again?

Okay. If we're going to interview Michael B. Jordan I could have asked him that. He's definitely done. Done. Who knows we might not even be able to bring you the interview next week after this goes up. We're going to interview Michael B. Jordan. I could have asked him that. He's definitely done. Who knows?

We might not even be able to bring you the interview next week after this goes up. See you, team. Catch you tomorrow. Bye. Clint, Meg and Dan. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.