The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS Sticky Business

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. But it doesn't necessarily mean I fucking wanked in the shower. Okay, well who had a wank then, Clint? Wasn't me. You've been warned.

I'll go, I need to go when either. I just know you have to go in ten and I'm sticking to your timeline. Thank you. You're welcome. Alright, well welcome to The Only Fans. It's going to be a short one by the sounds of it because Dan's trying to get out of here and we didn't even do it

on Friday either, Dan. No. A lot of angry people. I've got a good excuse. It's Hannah's first day back at work after maternity leave and it's George's. Bad organising on our part.

Like vaccine shots. He's got MIMBY, something else and something. He's getting three jabs. So shit. That was a rough one for Daisy. Did they do all three at once? Because once the needle goes in, then he knows what's coming now.

Yeah, so they do one leg, then the other leg and then back to the first leg, apparently. Well, we've got ten minutes and I think we'll only need ten minutes to case close, shut and sealed and delivered. Dan had a wank in the shower. No, but here's the thing. Let me bring the case details to you. No, there's nothing.

Clint and Dan shared a motel room over the week in Electric Avenue. Dan had a shower first. Directly after the shower, he flushed the toilet. He walked out. Clint thought it was a particularly long shower. He walked in and saw a handprint, a left handprint, up the top of the glass of the shower wall. He believes Dan had a wank.

Dan is denying it. Please, to your positions. Daniel, defence first. Okay. I would admit if I did. Like, I wouldn't be ashamed of it if I did. Here's the thing. I would never in a million years do it in the shower, first of all.

I'm just not a person that does that sort of thing in the shower. You did it once in the hospital. Yeah, that's like over a year ago. You said never in a million years. Objection. Order, order. Yeah, but that was because I was desperate. I had no other option, okay?

Second of all, I would never in a million years do it with Clint in the other option. Second of all, I would never in a million years do it with Clint in the other room. The most annoying man there is. And I would never put it past him to barge in and go, oh, wanking! And he would do that. That's a good point.

Here's another thing, just to hammer it home. Where to lock on our bathroom door? I don't think I locked it. Why would you not? Why would you not lock it? Now I'm going back to Clint's place. Because I'm not wanking! Did you want him to go and have a wank?

No, because I'm not, like if you walked in and I was in the shower, a little bit embarrassing, but if I was wanking, definitely embarrassing. The second of all, I am really nervous at doing poo, okay? And so, if I'm nervous at pooing with him in the room I'm definitely nervous of doing that other thing you were accusing me of And also But no but okay Meg So he's obviously nervous to poo

And nervous to wank right Dan did you take a poo in the toilet That we shared a room I think I did yes Because I had to So did take a poo even though you were nervous to do it so it is possible even being nervous to do something

that you don't want to do. I would admit it if I had a wank. That's his only defense. Oh I did, yeah fine. But I didn't. That's the only reason I think he, like I'm like if I have to try and see it from Dan's side, there's things he's admitted on this podcast that are far worse. So he'd go yeah, but I feel like

what's happened with Meg is he's denied it. He's gone too deep and he can't just admit it. And so here, Dan says that if he was wanking and this is, I think, what murderers do. They go, if I was going to do it, this is how I'd do it. Whereas I would just be like, no, I would never have done

it, so I'm not going to explain how I would have Dan said. He would have faced the water, not had the water on his back with his hand on the glass. He would have faced the water. And cleaned it off as it happened. That's what I said. And Dan said, why would I need to flush the toilet after? Well, maybe you were slinging sticky ropes around on the tiles. That's disgusting.

Honestly, the fact that we're speaking so freely, I'm devastated that we've been talking about this. It's disgusting. Sticky ropes. I don't even know what, like, what is wrong? So you know what I reckon? Old Spider-Man here

ended up going to the bathroom, getting some toilet paper, and doing a bit of a clean up, and then he flushed it on down the toilet. Let me ask, as a woman. Because he finished the shower, and then within 45 seconds

I heard the toilet flush, and I was like, that's weird, because I was waiting to use the bathroom. As a woman, how often is it that you need a double clean-up at a shower? I would have thought, because I'm, as I've said, not a shower guy, I would have thought that doing it in the shower eliminates the need to clean up. That's what I would have thought, too. Then why, Daniel, did you flush the toilet?

I think, I can't remember. I genuinely can't remember. That's what I would have thought too. Then why, Daniel, did you flush the toilet? I think, I can't remember. I genuinely can't remember. That's a lie. You told me off there. No, but I think it would be a couple of things. Either I'd flush,

like blow on my nose after the shower, which I do quite often because you know the like steam gets you. Why would you just blow your nose in the shower? Yeah.

Or, because that's disgusting. No, it's not. Oh, I snore all over the shower. You just had a wink in there and you don't want to blow your nose. Clint, you're honestly, the man is pathetic.

Or what was the other reason? Or I might have gone to the bathroom and not flushed it properly. I don't know. So you had a shower with the shit in the toilet? But I don't know. Okay, well, in the hand, Meg, the handprint, when I saw it, just as it started, like, you're getting condensation in the shower.

The only evidence he has is someone leaned on the shower. It could have been anybody. No, but their hand was at a place where there's no reason for you to put your hand in the top left corner of the glass, even to open the door. Didn't need to. I put my hand up against it, Meg, and my hand was just a little bit larger than the handprint that was made.

Guess what? My hand's just a little bit larger than Daniel's. Oh, yuck. So you were thinking that I've wanked in the shower, which I can on heart, swear on everything I own I didn't. And Clint's gone, hold on, Dan's had a wank in here. Let me check this hand size. And he's put his hand on the same thing.

He did film it and send it to my husband as proof and evidence. And he said 100% he wanked. Okay, let's see. I don't know if there's any more evidence in this video. Here is why I think Dan had a wank in the shower. Okay, I was in here. Look at this evidence. I'm positive to take that.

I'm fucking locking him up. What's this, man? I was having a shower. While I'm having a shower, I look was having a shower I looked up here see that? can you see that? that is a fucking handprint

now man mine would be a handprint up there unless I had one hand up here and the other one on my hand

okay we get what you're explaining wait Dan comes in let's see his defence What is your hand Need to be Up here To push up Fuck you

That's not what I know Absolutely Busted Case closed Busted him So you went like this Oh yeah Brun up there

What are you saying So you put your left handanked like this. Oh yeah, he put it up there. What are you saying? So you put your left hand up and you're like this. That's what he was doing. Dan hopped in the shower and then reenacted what he had done. And his hand, Meg, when he was in the shower, it reached perfectly for him to be standing right in the middle of the shower. What do you want the outcome to be of this? That I had a wank?

Well, we want the truth. I want the truth. Okay, well, I had a wank then. Is that what you want? Did you had a wank? Well, we want the truth. I want the truth. Okay, well, I had a wank then. Is that what you want? Did you have a wank? Yeah, to end this chat, if I say I had a wank, is it going to end it? Is it the truth?

I know. One needs to be the truth. Well, then the truth is I didn't. Are you left or right-handed? Right-handed. Ah, again, also checks out. Yeah, I know it checks out, but it doesn't necessarily mean I fucking wanked in the shower.

Okay, well, who had a wank then? Clint? Someone did. Wasn't me. Or it could have been someone before us and the cleaners have just like... No, absolutely not at the Gateway Airport Motel. They were clean.

Here's the thing. Can I bring another option to the table? Clint had the second shower and he noticed the handprint after he had the shower. He's doing it to frame me. He put his hand up there. He had the wanker. The handprint didn't match.

That's why I'm making the video. Bullshit. You were saying the handprint didn't match. I put my hand on the handprint and my hand was way bigger. You can see the video. No. Should I put the video up on the podcast fan page? I mean, if you want to talk about how one of us had a fucking wanker in the shower

and you want to put that video up online and that'll make you happy we've got two minutes until you need to take your look at this look at this look at this face me that's the face of dan i screenshot the video i'm looking like oh shit shit dad i must say that you must have to admit that doesn't look good i'll tell you what that's a face of a face going is this what i'm looking at right now? A man who is pointing out a fucking handprint in a shower and accusing me of wanking. By the way, he's my colleague. That's the face I'm doing. Well, you said you would never take a dump or wank again.

This man has got to come in here. Look at this handprint that's on the shower. This is also, can I add very quickly to your case, Dan, that it was Clint that did it. True or false, Clint, the night before, when you guys went back to your hotel room you turned off the lights and tried to grab Dan's ass he chased me and he goes come here

big boy and grabbed my bottom and then he chased me into the bathroom that makes me think one of you was horny and it sounds like you I chased him and Dan said oi Meg's not here so it's not funny it's just gay and so I FaceTimed you Meg so you could be a part of it. I was so busy that whole weekend.

And then when we weren't busy, tired, I was not once horny. I not once thought, if you're not, I could go right now. A wank. It's probably because you'd relieve yourself before each day. No. No, not the case at all. I didn't. I don't know if I've ever once crossed my mind anything sexual?

I don't think. And I was with Meg for most of it. Actually, that's probably why. Right. Time's up. So that's the OnlyFans 1044. Well, sounds like a hung jury. Small.

One of us is more hung than the other. I'll tell you who that is. All right, guys. See you tomorrow. Sorry that our first podcast back was so crass I blame Dan that was not my idea it was Dan

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