The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS The price is what?!

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been canceled before it even started. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans. Hello, welcome to the OnlyFans. Dan and I both have things. So Dan, I think you go-

Wait, really quickly. Oh, I'm Cal filling in for Clint. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi guys, thank you. Clint's in Japan. No one thought it was Clint though. Yeah, but people might be like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, true.

It's me. I'd say that Cal's hotter than Clint. Like, if I had to. You know how Clint's got that thing of like, he's the hot guy. You know, I don't find Clint, and from a straight guy, I don't find him, I don't see what people see in Clint. Oh I do. Do you?

Oh, he's so hot. I find him a bit... In like a respectful way of course. I see him as a bit and he like not throwing shade because I'd say this to his face. I see him as just too perfect in a way. What about his nose? Oh my fuck. His nose is a little bit. How do I describe it? You know like a Tesla? You know when you see a Tesla, it's just so textbook, it's a car. So you're saying that Cal isn't perfect?

It's almost perfect, it's almost too perfect, there's almost no personality to a Tesla. So you're saying that Cal's not perfect? I liken Cal to like a Ford Mustang. Oh that's quite nice. It's definitely not like the most technically advanced car in the world. There's definitely, you know, it's not the most streamlined, that's for sure. But there's something about it that you go, mmmm. Would you look at this? Neither Cal or Meg have asked Dad this.

This just came out of his business. Sorry. If I could rate hotness, I'd go Cal, Clint, Meg. Fuck. But when you're not pregnant, I'd go Cal Clint Meg. Fuck. But when you're not pregnant, four you're number one. Oh, thanks, babe. I'm not my best. I think I met Meg six months ago. Sorry, can I just say I'm really enjoying you likening people to cars as well? Yeah, I thought it was a weird analogy.

Yeah, what am I? Just like at Honda City. I'm a semi truck at the moment. Honda City. No, you're-truck at the moment. Honda City! Honda City! No, you're one of those concrete mixers. Yeah, I'm a concrete mixer. I'm not at my best. I'm excited to be hot again. Was that what you were bringing to the table? No, no, really. Let's end it there, thank you. I don't know why we got into that, anyway.

You did! Anyway, the floor is yours, Meg. Oh, right, okay, I was going to play a little game with you boys if you wanna get some game show music. I have a newspaper cut out from New World in 1969. I thought you guys could guess the prices of things. Okay. Okay. The prices of things. 1969, New World.

I didn't even know New World was a thing back in 1969. Yeah, you know the prices of food, supermarket items. Okay. Holy shit, oh my god. This is so different. And is it still cents or was it shillings and stuff? The dollars and cents. Okay, alright, okay.

We were trading back then. Yeah, what were we trading? A tin of like chopped fruit salad. Oh, that would be like, I would go 69, I'd go 30 cents. Nah, it could be so much less because you look at like, chopped tomatoes now, like a dollar 30 for a 10 of those. Well, you can get them for 8, 9 cents by the way, pack and save, go to the budget brand. Oh, so you think less. No, you have to drive further to go to pack and save or spend more money on gas.

I'm gonna say like 5 cents. It's 23 cents, sorry Cal. Okay, so I was closer. Oh, that's bloody good though, isn't it, back there? But I guess with inflation, it probably was still the same price as it is today. Okay, here we go. What about frozen foods? Tip-top teagel chicken. Frozen chicken breasts.

You know, frozen chicken stiches. Oh yeah, so that would be much... How much does that go for now? That's like quite expensive. I think you're paying upwards of like $11, $12 for... Tip-top, cheagle chickens, number seven size. So yeah, in the frozen food section. Yeah, so it's like a whole chicken by the sounds of it.

Yeah, or it says chickens. So I think it's, you know, the little fillets that you can get like stitch-up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like little, your breasts, chicken breasts. Yeah. I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go $2.

I'm gonna go $4.50'm gonna go $4.50. $1.65, Daniel Yenikian. I hate these games. You're so weird at these games. Maybe it's because I'm closer to 1969 than Cowlers. Yeah, I've got an idea. Okay, we'll stick in the freezer for a bit. A bag of mixed frozen vegetables like carrots, peas and corn.

You know, you get from a K. What is? What is? What is? Carrots, peas and corn. I'm thinking less than a dollar mm-hmm I'm thinking maybe 75 cents I'm gonna go a dollar 10 ah 45 cents okay okay okay oh 12 boxes of the Sun made raisins you know so you get a pet you know the raisins you get 12 boxes of the pet-made raisins. You know, so you get a pack, you know, the raisins you get and you get 12 boxes in a pack. Raisins really fell off, eh?

Do people still buy those? No, not really, oh yeah, yeah, candies and stuff. I still love raisins. Okay, so a box of 12 of them. Box of 12 pack of sun-made raisins. Okay, sun-made raisins, but 12 pack, oh, I'm gonna go, that's pretty cheap. I'm gonna go again.

I love that, how your brain works. So they're those ones that they're like cellophane together. Yes, I'm gonna go, that's pretty cheap. I'm gonna go again. I love that hit though, how your brain works. So they're those ones that they're like cellophane together. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I know the ones. Yeah, so then now that'd be probably about $6. So I'm gonna go back in 1969. I'm gonna go a dollar and five cents. Okay, I'm gonna go $2.50.

21 cents. Jesus, wow. How the fuck did they even make money for that? What?50. 21 cents. Jesus fuck. Wow. How the fuck did they even make money for that? Yeah, 21 cents for a box of 12. Pack of fucking raisins. I guess raisins would be quite cheap to produce. That's mental.

Raisins are grapes, eh. Several grapes. Surf dishwasher powder. Is it dishwasher? Is it dishwasher? What do you use surf for? Is that clothes powder? You're washing down here.

Dishwashers weren't around in 69 mate. Sorry, clothing powder, surf laundry powder. Okay. Which at the moment is really expensive. So expensive. We'll be talking cents. What size, what size? It's a normal stand-aside box.

Like a little box. So not the jumbo. I'm gonna go cents here, I'm gonna go 90 cents. I'm gonna go, oh no, it's chemical. I'm gonna go like dollar 12 dollar 20 sorry 45 man is Christ 45 seats okay couple more you know I think it's at my mom's house and she's got a thing of shoe polish from like the 60s I don't know maybe it's the 70s it looks old but it has five seats like written on the thing yeah five seats

shoe polish okay one toilet paper roll. Oh that's got to be dirt cheap. That's got to be like five cents. You'd think so wouldn't you? I guess but toilet paper roll back then, 1969 would have been harder to make. Really? More work would have gone into it. Maybe not mass produced like it is now. Yeah, because if you think about the amount, like when you break down

everyday products like that and a toilet roll is such a perfect example it's such a simple item you think but really like there must be so much stuff that goes into making that like the trees obviously the pressing of the paper I'm gonna go it'll be cents again I'm gonna go five cents. What does Cal say? Oh four cents. Eight cents, well done Cal. Eight cents. Thank you. Up yours. A tin of golden syrup, Chelsea's golden syrup. You used to get it in a ten dollar squeezy bottle.

Yeah, 70 cents. Um, two bucks. 15 cents. What the fuck? 15 cents? 15 cents for a golden syrup. You may as well just take it home. Okay, what about ribloins?

Ribloins, okay. Up there, it's gotta be up there. Oh, it's just a full leg, oh what is this?? Ribloins, okay. Up there, it's gotta be up there. Oh, should I show a full leg of, what is this, mutton? What's, oh, so sheep, a full leg, a full mutton leg. Okay, full leg of mutton. Nowadays you'd be paying quite a bit of that for that. Yeah, I've got a, like, yeah, it looks like it's a picture of it, you know, like it looks like a roast.

Yeah, I'm gonna go, that's three dollars. For a full leg of, a full leg Like a large leg I think I don't know I'm actually out of time. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say six bucks a dollar sixty nine bro What the food I think that's now like if you've got a nice leg of lamb. It's like 50 bucks, right? Let me go through some of the some of the things and I'm no more guesses I will do a buttercup pumpkin, four cents a pound. Four cents a pound for a pumpkin. Rib loins, this is all sheep and lamb and stuff.

So rib loins, 49 cents each for a rib loin, 49 cents. Fillets, 59 cents. 18 cents a pound for stewing meat. Just madness, just total madness to have 49 cents for a rib loin. Do you think in like... Some of them would have reflected where like now it's about the same price with inflation, but some of these must have also just been cheaper. Do you think in like 50 years from now they'll look back at prices that we're paying now

and be like, oh my god it was cheap. Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, that's so scary. Yeah, yeah I I think so what do you think Dan? I think so too. Cool. Okay. To be honest I wasn't listening because I'm thinking about this next bit but I'm gonna. Okay we've done our bit we've done our bit that is my game over what is your next? Stop the silly music Kal and find me some epic shit. Oh okay. Okay I could have prepped this before but that's fine. Well no just find me some epic shit. Oh. Okay. Okay, I could have prepped this before. Just find me some epic shit. Alright.

Okay, I'm gonna put this one here. Meg. Daniel. Wait, I think I wanna change it. Hang on. Try this one. That was fun. Okay, I prefer the last one.

Meg. Okay, hang on, I'll put the last one back in. Okay. Ready? Yep. Okay. Should I play now? Yep.

Cool. Here we go. Meg. Daniel. Should we play now? Yep. Cool. Here we go. Me. Daniel. Tomorrow is your last day. Yes. With us. For three and a half months. Four and a half. Why does everyone keep saying three and a half? Because we're hoping that you should be kind of munched and then come back. I asked her about it, she said to me, you know, you have a great three months. I was like, bitch. It's about four.

I've been thinking about what gift I can give you to like, you know, you can, this will be your last act going into your holiday tomorrow. We'll record our Oni fans. I've never had a holiday at all. Oni fans are holiday. Your holiday where you don't do anything and you just get to chill out.

Very lucky, actually. Yeah, it must be nice. And you're gonna go into, this is the last thing we do is the Oni fans, the last thing we record. So I'm going to gift to you tomorrow. You've got 24 hours to prepare for this next thing. What? I, for five minutes of the podcast tomorrow...

Shut the fuck up. ...am your puppet. No. Oh my god. And I, you have 24 hours to think of something that I can do. You can send me out anywhere. You can send me out into the office. You can send me, let's keep it to the office

because it's five minutes and I will do anything. I'll embarrass myself. I won't do any nudity. That's my only clue. No nudity. No nudity, okay. Mainly because you know that's an HR thing, isn't it? You don't want someone doesn't want to see my picture.

I'm not sure they'll understand though. Yeah, but you have 24 hours to come up with something Mainly because you know that's an HR thing, isn't it? You don't want someone to want to see my picture. I'm not sure they'll understand though. But you have 24 hours to come up with something, and I can't say no. Holy fuck. That's huge Meg. You have the power I have in my hands right now. If you have any ideas DM me by the way. DM me on Instagram.

Just for the OnlyFans tomorrow, just a little thing. A little prize present for me. Oh it's not going to be little, Dan. Just have little thing. A little prize present for me. Oh, it's not going to be little, Dan. Okay, we'll just have a think. Oh, that's all I'm going to be thinking about. I've got other things to prep tomorrow and that's gone. They've gone to the bottom of the list, by the way. And nothing stunty, because I think we're doing that tomorrow.

He's now putting parameters on it. Nothing stunty? Well then what the fuck are you meant to do? Well, it could be stunty, but just nothing like jumping, because we've already done that. I'm not going to make you jump It's lame Here you go. Do some star jumps. Can I bring in props? Oh Yeah, you know what you should do this is your thing you should get one of those Those remote like phone controlled vibrating butt plugs and put it in and then you get to you get to control

Okay, no butt plugs You don't probably have one I do, I love that idea The app control one or the remote control one? I really like that idea. Think of something else than me showing a butt plug up my ass. Can we put anything in your ass or is the asshole out of bounds? If you want to do that. It's honestly definitely...

Yeah, yeah, that's my favourite thing. Oh god, I love that. I don't even know why. Shove something up my ass. Well, no, like if you don't want to do the butt plug with the thing, I'll put it up. No, you'd enjoy it too much. I want him down. Nothing's ever gone in there, that my one. Yeah.

He's tried once and he couldn't find it. No, he couldn't find your arsehole. He couldn't find his arsehole. What? It's tiny. It just all feels the same down there. Anyway. That's how you know he definitely has it, because he's like, it all feels the same.

It's like, nah bro Yeah Oh my god, fuck that I'm talking about me showing things up my ass Of all the things you could do and you just go straight to put something up your bum Fuck it, how pathetic Think, that's why we're giving you 24 hours If I said now you had to do it

I'd currently be shoving a drink bottle up my ass I love it, I love it too You're probably still going to be doing that tomorrow by the way. I'm so excited. Well enjoy that. We'll catch you tomorrow on My Last Day. Before I'm off on maternity leave. And it should be a fun show.

Woohoo! Okay bye.