The Edge Breakfast - ONLY FANS Who Wears the Pants Irish Edition

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. You've been warned. Hey everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans. We have a couple of very special guests in studio with us this morning who have been listening to our show from the other side of the world in Ireland. Liam and Emma, welcome!

How's it going? Good to have you all the way from Ireland. From whereabouts in Ireland are you from again? Cork. Cork. Yeah, it's known as the real capital. So my wife Hannah lived in Cork. Isn't that interesting?

Now that's a coincidence. That is a coincidence. That was. That would classify as a coincidence. She worked in a hospital in Cork. Oh, do you know the name? It was like a Catholic kind of hospital, Or are they all kind of Catholic-y? What?

What do you mean? So you've got to be like religious to work there? Yeah, they turn you away. Unless you're like, recite the disciples, John. We couldn't even come up with like a fake church. It was like a respiratory place. I don't know. Anyway, she said how she worked with like nuns.

How do you not know the respiratory Catholic church in Cork? I know. It was there last week said how she worked with nuns. Guys, how do you not know the Respiratory Catholic Church in Cork? I know. I was there last week. So I'm Leo. Yeah, lung issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know, to be honest. And she didn't meet a lovely Irish man to get married to. No, apparently not. That's bullshit, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I don't know why she came back here and found this old thing. But apparently that's what she did. Funny, we've had people texting in

saying they could listen to you two talk about anything after we had you on here for a break earlier this morning. I find that hard to believe because normally people are saying that they can't listen to me because they can't understand what we're saying. Oh, I love your voice. What if you talk really quick?

Can you talk about something that you're passionate about? Give us a topic and we'll talk to each other. Yeah, so if we're still never talking to each other, we talk really quick and really mumbly. Okay, say you're talking about Give us a topic and we'll talk to each other So if we're still never talking to each other we'll talk really quick and really like mumbly Okay say you're talking about having to figure out dinner and you guys will probably

stop and just get McDonald's and then you have to drop with the caravan So you guys are just having a conversation about what the plan's out tonight

Okay so we're on the road in the camper so what are we having for dinner tonight? I don't know probably just go and get McDonald's or something Yeah okay but what time

do you want to go to McDonald's? 6 o'clock Oh yeah okay but what time are the boys going to go to Red Soap to get McDonald's at 6.56? I tell you what go to McDonald's at 6 o'clock, half six. Oh yeah, okay. But what time are the boys going to go to Red Soap for their McDonald's at 6, half six? I tell you what, right.

Go to McDonald's at 6 o'clock and get a couple of cheeseburgers. Chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets. Mayonnaise. Back to the campsite at 7 o'clock. Eat, have seven. Shower, swim.

8 o'clock. 8 o'clock in bed, yeah. Happy days. Sweet days. It went fast and slow and then fast and then slow. You can see where I was thinking, yeah. The brain was working the most so I was down. Something interesting, you guys. I always was thinking yeah when the brain is working the motor slows down

something interesting you guys I always find it interesting when people listen to our show or our podcast especially because they're bigger fans

I think if you podcast the show especially the only fans things that people will reference that they've remembered and one of the things you were talking about

Em was who wears the pants segment we used to do and you guys argued over the fact of who did wear the pants and you landed in a stalemate don't go there I argued over the fact of who did wear the pants and you landed in a stalemate.

Don't go there. I think typical men will always say I wear the pants just to be the man. But it's like if something was to happen to Eimear

the household would fold a shirt. Oh hold on a second now. Wait, wait, wait. Thanks Meg. Hold on. I disagree. See I always say

the inside of the house is like where the woman is just she automatically takes the lead. Automatically takes the lead. I think it's just our brains work. It's just we can see if something needs to be done and we do it. Liam will literally say to me, where is the pepper seasoning? It's on the table.

It hasn't been in the face, so it doesn't exist. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's on the table. It's not looking good, Liam. No no no it's on the table it's not looking good Liam no no hold on a second alright I come in and do you hear about like an organised mess

or whatever things mightn't be doesn't exist exactly where like say I come in and I put down my keys or my glass or whatever and next thing

Emma just comes on she picks it up and she moves it over it's just it's a series of picking stuff up and putting it down in a different location

do you know what I mean do you know what I mean are you the same ok but at the end of the day there's a dead skin picking stuff up and putting it down in a different location. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I do. Do you know what I mean? Okay, but at the end of the day... That was a dead skit. I'm starting to wonder where the room is wearing the pants. At the end of the day, Clint, if you were to ask Jamie,

where is, guarantee within 30 seconds, she'll give it back to you. She does know where everything is. Exactly. Yeah, that's because she probably picks it up and moves it for no fucking reason.

Hey, hey, hey, you know what? I've never even thought that that's why she knows where everything is, but I'm like, hey, you know what? I've never even thought that that's why she knows where everything is, but I'm like, how does she do it? It is. If you put the keys down

on the fucking table, if they're still on the table when you come back, you won't have to ask. Yeah. If someone picks them up and goes, hold the fuck up.

Okay, but who tidies the house? Nine times out of ten, who will tidy the house? You or me? Hit the jam, Clint. There you go That was a boss move That's what you

normally do Dan He did it much better Yeah it was good This felt like a high risk move because Meg is going to put you through the paces

and once and for all you will have bragging rights as to who wears the pants forever so the stakes could not be higher He knows he's in trouble already You know what happens

when someone has to lose their pants they have to take them off. Okay, so that's going to have to happen today. Okay, so I'm going to have to put the t-shirt on. I'm going to have to take them off. All right, first question. So what do we normally do?

I haven't done it in a while. Five questions? Best of five? Yeah, best of five. Best of five. You need three. You need three to win. I'm not enjoying this.

I'm just going to say I'm not enjoying this. Between you and we have to have an answer. There can't be like, oh, we bust it. Okay. Okay. Who did most of the organising for this trip? Emma. Oh, okay.

Wait, actually. Wait, wait, wait. Can you put it into context? Good question, Meg. Good question, Meg. Okay. I guess who decided we're going to New Zealand over this month and Emma's not looking good.

Oh, it's Liam. Oh, that's Liam. Yes, I have an Excel spreadsheet done with day by day itinerary where we're staying, what's paid, how much it costs, etc, etc, etc. Did you put it in there? It was on the wish list.

It was on the to-do, but we didn't know where it would fit in with us being in Auckland. Okay. All right, Liam, when you guys both go out together, so maybe you're out for dinner or you're out at the pub or something, who decides when to go home? They're like, I'm done, we're going. Good question, Meg.

Looks like it's Liam. I think it might be him. He's like, shit, Liam, he's mouthing shit. It's me. It's me. And quite often it's the girl as well in the relationship. Yeah. Okay.

It's like they, maybe you guys have more fun in the moment because I don't understand. It's like there's more fun to be had and you guys are like, we've had enough fun. Yeah, you've had your quarter of fun. We're fucking going on. That's the end of it. In Liam's defense, he doesn't drink.

So it's always when I get to the point of I'm just too intoxicated that I'm like, we need to go. Is that a rare thing in Ireland not to drink? Because there's a stereotype, isn't there, of an Irishman? It's rare enough. He's never drank an alcoholic drink that he genuinely enjoys. I just like the taste buds. He just tastes like shit, eh? So he just chooses not to drink.

An old colleague of yours would have said, I have the taste buds of a 10-year-old. And I genuinely have I drink sweet drinks and soft drinks and shit Coke and Red Bull yeah

LMP you just don't drink because you don't like the taste no he's never drank a drink that he's like oh I could sit here and drink this

so he just doesn't drink I feel very similar to that I feel like if I'm doing it I'm doing it drunk what about a sugary cocktail like some of them are pretty sweet

and they don't even taste it mocktails he will drink mocktails I'll drink mocktails so Emma will get a strawberry daiquiri I'll get a non-alcoholic strawberry daiquiri

and I'll still prefer the taste of the non-alcoholic because I'll taste he can taste the alcohol when you don't drink you know there's alcohol in a drink

so he just doesn't drink ruins the lovely strawberry flavour yeah absolutely next question Emma who first normally so like If there's alcohol in a drink, he just doesn't drink. It ruins the lovely strawberry flavour. Yeah, absolutely. Next question, Emma. Who first normally, so like majority of the time, decides when it's time to apologise after an argument and does it first?

Me. Oh, Liam looks shocked. I will contest this. Are you joking me? Now this is going to cause another argument if we're not careful. Liam, I'm sorry. Liam's looking at me like, you know it's me, but I'll let her have this one. So again, you don't want the argument to carry on. So I stopped and I apologised.

Two seconds now. When we first met each other nearly ten years ago, I'm sorry wasn't even in his vocabulary. He just did not apologise. He did not apologise. She broke me down. I always had to break the ice first. I reckon you two could do a podcast.

I know everyone's doing one, but I genuinely, and I meet few people where you actually think they could because everyone is doing one and everyone thinks they're a broadcaster. But your rapport and relationship and your ease in conversing,

I think you genuinely could do a podcast. We'll just join the edge. It would be interesting. We'll just join your show. We'll just add two more names to the end of it. Clint, Meg, Dan, Emma and Liam. Watch me to the end of it. Liam, Emma, Dan, Emma and Liam. What's the name to the end of it? Liam, Emma, Clint, Meg and Dan.

Maybe that's when we change it to Clint, Randall and Friends. Okay, who am I giving that one to? Am I giving it to Emma or Liam? No, it's mine. What was it? No, just repeat the question. Who stopped and apologised?

Yeah, who's mostly likely to apologise? Did I not just do that or no? Yeah, but just because you did it right now doesn't mean you actually do it. I have to break the ice first. I have to come back to you and say, can we talk about this? Yes or no?

I'm fucking sick of it already. Too much. If Eimear gets this next question correct, that means it goes to Eimear. If not, we're a stalemate. A stalemate. Okay, you just need one more M Liam Who tends to handle the finances on big purchases?

Okay Always come back Okay so he will come to me With a big purchase And then we need to discuss it But you will never do it without consulting me I know because we're a team But that's a good team

Yeah that's a good team Okay Yeah, that's a good team. Okay, so we've tied it up. I love this. Okay, so this last question, Meg, is about to throw you. We'll decide on who officially wears the pants for the rest of your marriage going forward. This needs to be fully decisive. Yeah, Meg, it can't be one of those questions where it lands

towards more. None of this shit, Mansell. She's trying. She's under pressure. Sorry, Meg. Oh, no, that's probably not a good one. Okay. Thanks for your contribution, Dan. towards more I know she's trying she's under pressure sorry Meg oh no that's probably not a good one okay that's disgusting thanks for your

contribution Dan that's disgusting Dan yeah what he just did to me was disgusting if it's penis length I win okay

here we go okay okay I think this one's in the middle I think this could be in the middle who typically

takes control of the TV remote and chooses what they're watching? Yes or no? If it's a movie, who actually gets the final say? I'll make.

Be honest. Be honest. I'd say a different question. That's not a good answer. The questions didn't suit. I don't have time. I don't have time to sit down and watch television.

I don't know. I don't even know where the television is in the house. I win. She keeps moving it. The what? The what? What are you on about? I don't want to say I called her before we did it.

Ah, Ben. I got you on my side, man. That's a real shame. Well, I guess we have a consolation prize for you, Liam. I thought that I'd leave you with teary eyes. Guess the fuck was that smell? A stinky mystery for us to unveil. Guess the fart.

Now, it's not Friday. If you're new to this podcast, we only do Guess the Fart on a Friday. I'm sanctioned. And you have actually guessed the fart once before live. I got it wrong. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, it's a stage project. It was the international phone.

It didn't come true really. Now, Clint has not been able to perform For the past two weeks Oh but it's been on a Friday every time So today is Wednesday No but I think Liam's going to do the part Oh no No no no

He would die He would die He would die He would die He would die He would die He would die Down the day before Waitangi

Piss my pants He would die of mortification Yeah we heard that No Yeah Okay Alright so What are we going to do Clint Clint you're going to have to have one locked in Down the day before Waitangi Piss my pants Yeah we heard that No Yeah Okay Alright so What are we going to do

Clint You're going to have to Have one locked in Come on they've come All the way from Ireland For this Dan what about you Come on

I can't do it So I don't have it in me But Clint I'm worried Meg That Clint's lost his power And now look at him You know how like When Peter Pan

When he does Something happy thoughts He can't fly Wait on it Because now you're making himself conscious. I tell you what, Clint, we'll hold you down. We'll pinch your nose and we'll blow into your mouth until something comes out your ass. Can I do the blowing?

We're talking about his mouth. I don't want to do something disgusting in front of Emma. Why do you do disgusting shit in front of me? He's got it. That's different. Hold on. Why is it different? Come on, do what?

Clint. Clint. She listens every week. She knows you fart. You can do it. Oh, you've heard know why it's different? Clint. Clint. She listens every week. She knows you fart. Oh, you've heard me do it before? I say it to Neil. Yeah, okay. Every week.

Okay. I think she finds it cool. It's different seeing it, though, in the flesh. And smelly. I will literally go straight for the door. I won't tell her. And don't worry if she thinks I'm the hottest anyway, Clint. Absolutely.

Dan. It's just a fact. But that's the point. This isn't going to help my chances No, no Okay Am I a goose? Okay, give him a chance

I won't look If you don't want me to look I'll go first Oh, go on Okay Oh, wow I'm going to do I'm going to go on with the squeaker

Oh, no, it's going to be too slow No, no, table card Table card? Clint, did she say something? I's going to be too slow. No, no, no, table card. Table card? Clint, did she say something? I don't know if I even did. No, she didn't. She didn't.

She didn't. I'm trying to do a whistle one. Give her a chance. Oh, Meg actually farted. That was just Meg. That was just Meg. Is that what that smell is? Oh.

Okay, wait the whistle. Yeah, I have to think about this now for a sec Jesus that's a loose one he's done it before he's done it before okay look at him he's about to

Clint here we go I'm gonna go completely opposite to what everyone's done do a big one oh wow okay so you literally have four completely different options

here we go here we go oh my god it's happening hey come on the squeaker it's me We have four completely different options. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my God. It's happening. Hey, come on. It's me. It's me.

Oh, yeah. Is he doing it? He's back, baby. He's back. He's back. Credit where credit was due. Amazing. Top that.

Top that. They don't usually smell that bad Jesus can I just move my mic down the end of the table there's been blowing in there for a few days could someone just call Emma please out of the room

Meg's gone we've won ourselves to blame we asked for it you guys went to Rotorua while you've been here oh yeah it wasn't that bad as my two year old would say

I smell something it's a volcano absolutely disgusting just felt could you come and get Oh yeah. It wasn't that bad. As my two-year-old would say, I smell something. It's a volcano. The producers, could you please come and get us? Absolutely disgusting. Oh no. Just foul. Could you come and get Hot Emma, please,

and take her out of the studio? Oh, you're going to die. Okay, we're done. Goodbye. See you guys. Good luck and go back to Ireland.

Thanks for listening. We'll catch you next time. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Rover. Music. Radio. Podcasts.