The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS A bird in the hand is worth two in the foot?

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Buckle up, lower your standards and prepare to question everything. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Hey everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. I didn't listen back to yesterday's one. Remember, there were a few little things where we were having a bit of a laugh and wondered if we'd crossed the line.

And Dan, I had to shoot off, so Dan was like, leave it with me and Dan edited it. Oh no, I had to shoot off, so Dan was like, leave it with me, and Dan edited it. Oh, no, I just cut out something that Meg said. Oh, okay, great, because I wondered. She asked specifically if she could have some of the controversial things that she had said on, and I edited that out. Because the podcast, this podcast actually doesn't really get edited much at all. Maybe if there's something a bit waffly and a bit boring, we'll just kind of cut it out.

But very rarely, we've only ever started again once. It doesn't really get edited that much. Did you leave in the bit about you wanting a free haircut? Oh, shit, yes, I did. Okay, great, because now you have a haircut. Oh, yeah, did you get it for free? Yep. Shut the fuck up.

Did you? So you walked in there and you noticed that it was the people that do know you? So the story is, I go to this place and I'll say, I'm going to drop the name, Tommy Guns, and they do a great... And here's the thing. You should do it. I was going there anyway. Okay?

It's good because you go in there and they give you a beer for when you have... It's such a great bar. Do you pay for the beer? No. It's all free. It's included in the thing. Included in what? The price that you didn't pay?

The price that most people would pay. And so you go in there. Non-famous people pay. Well, I'm not famous. Jesus Christ. Well, why are you getting it for free? And I went in there the other day, and the lady, to be fair, the lady that usually does it, I really like her.

She does a great cut, and I trust her with my hair. And so I go in there, and she wasn't there. And so I was like, I'm not going to go there. And also I thought, I might not get it for free. Yeah, there you go. Okay. And so I was like, I'll come back on Monday. So I went back yesterday.

My girl was there. And I went in. What's her name? Fuck, you're a pig. You're a fucking pig, Daniel Weaver. What's her name? Yeah, what's her name? What's her name?

I don't know this lady that you've seen. You could have made one up. Megan, I wouldn't know, but it's too late now. Yeah, Daniel Weaver. What's her name? Yeah, what's her name? What's her name? This lady that you see is amazing. You could have made one up. Meg and I would know, but it's too late now. Yeah, I would have. I don't want to keep her anonymity. Oh, you are a pig. Let's call her Natasha. You don't even know her name. I do know her name.

She gives you free haircuts. I do know. It's not her business. So she's just the haircutter. Even worse, Meg. I still know her name. Even worse. So now we've called her Natasha.

Imagine someone was talking about you on a pod. You've only had a connection. You've cut their hair. And they go, let's call her Sarah. So now, Meg, you've just been given a name that's nothing like Meg. But I don't know if she wants to be named on the podcast. She's a listener, so she loves the show. Well, hopefully not, because you can't remember her.

My hairdresser's name is Katie. How easy is that? And I got my hair cut at a brand new place yesterday. His name's Kyle. And even though my husband's Barbara, his name is Katie. How easy is that? And I got my hair cut at a brand new place yesterday. His name's Kyle. And even though my husband's barber, his name is Sam. Because when I had the haircut, I said, thanks very much, mate. What's your name? And he told me.

And I remember that. And I remember you've spoken about my previous barber, Abdul. Yes, Abdul, quite frequently. Yes. But I think he's dead now because he's not there anymore. People can quit jobs. Dad. I don't know if you think he's not there anymore. People can quit jobs. Dad. I don't think he's died.

He died. He was going to. He said one time, I'll die before I quit this profession. I went back. This is a funny story. I haven't told you guys about this. I went back to the same barber and Abdul wasn't there. And I sort of, and I mentioned to the other guy, which I don't remember his name, but

he was another guy and he's always there. It was always him and Abdul and they had two chairs they'd always cut hair, and they were lovely guys. And I said, where's Abdul? And he went very, almost like, oh, no one speaks of Abdul anymore. So either Abdul's crossed this guy and done something bad or stolen money. Yeah, like left and started his own barber. I would guess that. First off, Clint, I would say, oh, the job ended badly.

He went out on his own, and now he guess that first off, Clint, I would say, oh, the job ended badly. He went out on his own and now he's competition in the area. I got a vibe that he'd kind of, that was like a sad kind of thing. He didn't say exactly

what happened, but I was kind of like, oh, I won't push that anymore. You know, something's going on there. So anyway, I've changed barbers. So Dan,

take me, because this is the part I'm most intrigued and interested about. Take me to the moment when they're using the brush and they're getting all the hair off from around your neck and they take the cape off.

Then what happens between you and Natasha in regards to the free haircut that you are hoping to get and accepting? It's the same every time. It's the same every time. Sit up. And I don't take it for granted. I'm not a guy.

Okay. She's far less rough for a start. She's been... Yep, okay. Here we go, Dan. Oh, my God, you've nailed it as usual. I'm not a guy. Okay. Okay. She's far less rough for a start. She's been, yeah, okay. There we go, Dan. Oh, my God, you've nailed it as usual. Thank you so much. Thanks, Tasha. Thanks, Tasha.

Thank you. All right, just come up to the counter when you're ready. Take your time. No, so now that's what she doesn't say. So she goes, thank you, and we'll see you next time. From the chair. Oh, I've got a peg. And then, no, but there's another woman at the counter.

Yeah. Who is the owner of the shop. And then you go, oh, I've got to pay. And then, no, but there's another woman at the counter who is the owner of the shop. Yes. Okay, so then I go up to the counter and I go, it was all done. Yeah. And I sit there and she goes,

cool, see you next time. And I go, oh, really? And she goes, yeah, yeah, it's fine. Oh, really? And every time I go, what do you want me to say this time?

You know, because they say, do you want to talk about it? They always say, talk about it on air. You have it once. I have. I've dropped it in at least three times in the last, you just haven't noticed much. I've dropped it in quite a few times.

You're not allowed to do that. I even had somebody reach out recently and they said, hey Meg, do you want to do a giveaway on radio? It was a really cool prize where I know our listeners would like it. And I was like, I can't do anything that doesn't go through sales I'm so sorry it's not a promise thing

it's not a contractual thing they just go if you ever get a chance to talk about us talk about us there hasn't been any chance normally that you would talk about your haircut on air

what are we talking about now aren't we Tommy Guns go there for your favourite barber and what's their name Abdul no he's dead it's not funny guys he's got a family hey we don't know if he's dead It's not funny guys

He's got a family Hey we don't know If he's dead Who are you He said he was I assumed he's dead Okay but isn't Tommy Gunn

Or Tommy Guns Tommy Guns The barber Yeah It's like a franchise Specifically Yeah and you need to Like mention the store

Because she'd only Owned that store Yes so No she started the franchise. Specifically the Glenfield store. Far better than any other Tommy Guns, in fact. I prefer the Glenfield store. So just say, sup, Tash?

Dan sent me for 10% off. All right, if we're doing a shout-out story here, just say go to Hooked by Katie. And I've been going there for 10 years now. Katie's dead. Katie's not dead. What would you do if you're... I'd bawl my eyes out, go to a funeral.

She's my friend. It'd be a very, very sad, heart-breaking time at work. No, you fucking wouldn't. You don't know her name. If I found out Tasha was dead, I would be devastated. Mainly because I'm not getting free drinks anymore. But also because she's... Just thinking of the $40 he's going to have to find

in three to four weeks time I'll tell you this because you do get a free beverage when you sit down but I always turn down the beverage because I feel like I can't because Dan knows before he even gets a haircut

he's not going to pay for this well no no no no I will pay if one day I go and they're like that'll be $40 please of course I will pay it

no but then yeah but then but then you won't go back the next time. Yeah, because it's like LSKD. You got really angry when they didn't give you stuff for free. I love how Clint has now, he's got this little hook on me that I've got a couple of free things once,

and he's trying to, like, wash his hands of being the free guy on the show. I don't know. You're the biggest whore on the show. What was the last thing I took for free? The piss out of me. You're the biggest whore on the show. What was the last thing I took for free? The piss out of me. You're doing it right now. And I'm not going to charge you. It's too uncomfortable for me to take things for free

unless they send it to my house and it's already on the front door and I'm like, oh, amazing. But otherwise, even friends who have got clothing stores, they're like, oh, oh man just pop in anytime and we'll hook you up but then I'm like what am I going to drive over there

and go hey man I'm just here for my free stuff you told me to come get two months ago it's not like I went there and asked for it I went there willing to pay

I genuinely did and they just said no need to pay so of course like fine but how many okay but this is what I'm intrigued by

how many times did you insist no I wouldn't heaps the first time I was like no no no I'm more than. How many times did you insist, no, I won't. Heaps. The first time, I was like, no, no, no, I'm more than happy to pay. And they were like, no, no, no, we insist, just, you know, like. Oh, you said I insist. You actually said that.

But then here's the contractual obligation. Then they would have said to you, just talk about us on the radio. And here we are. Yeah. I think most people, you're right, if they give you shit, it's probably not that I am jealous of saving $40. My God, Clint, if you went there, fuck if they're rolling out the red carpet for me.

Imagine the ex-host of Dancing with the Stars and the Masked Singer. God. I don't know if Tasha's a fan. They do a great haircut. They do a great haircut. Tommy Guns. Yeah. I think most people, they get angry at you for getting free stuff.

My mother-in-law used to get really angry. She was like, you come to Rainbow's Inn for free. Because she found out that my kid's birthday party was free. Where I think you pay like 40 bucks a head. And there were 10 of them. So it should have been like $400. And they let them all go for free in exchange for social media posts

saying hey you can do kids parties at Rainbow's Inn sweet as it probably cost them some chicken nuggets and some chips and an extra 10 kids running around

and whatever but my mother-in-law got angry that I was getting it for free and she goes and you can afford it and you're getting it for free and I'm like

yeah but it's not like they're going to give it to the next 10 kids to walk through if I don't accept it and I was like also your grandkid gets to like come to Rainbow to give it to the next 10 kids to walk through if I don't accept it. And I was like, also, your grandkid gets to come to Rainbow's Inn for a split. I don't know if that's a boomer thing. My mum has a real funny thing about if I get to see anything for free, which I find very bizarre.

And I remind her every time. She gets majority of my things. If I get anything, makeup or hair or perfume product or anything like that, go straight to mum. They're better now. As soon as they start benefiting from it. Even my mother-in-law getting tickets for things, I think they can pay off. Oh, you got some Elizabeth Arden today. Is that going in, mum? Oh, good on you.

I literally... Elizabeth Arden, make sure you check out their Mother's Day package. Fucking hell. Yeah, I got sent a Revlon ear wrap thing or whatever, and they're like, does your mum want one? I was like, yeah, but then I've got to film myself giving mum this product that she does want, and your mum want one? I was like, yeah, but then I've got to give, I've got to film myself giving mum this product

that she does want, and then hashtag it gifted so I look like this cheapskate that gave my mum something for free. But then Remington win, my mum wins, and I'm the loser, and I don't get anything. Remington win. Oh, dear. I mean, I love how you're taking the piss out of me

for getting a free $40 haircut. You've just listed at least three brands you've just got free stuff from. Yes, Carl. Sorry, I know you guys have asked me in the past every time you mention a brand to save it off and send it to the client. So it's Elizabeth Ardern.

What was your one? Remington? I'm just trying to keep up here. Tommy Guns. Tommy Guns. Oh my God. Plural. Yeah.

Yeah, so it is one of those ones where I had a guy. Okay, he is my cousin's wife's dad. Okay? Right, yeah. I'm with you. And he asked me for tickets to something last time I was in Dargaville. And I said, I'll see what I can do. We actually, contrary to popular belief,

don't actually get given a lot of tickets for gigs these days. It's just not really a thing. You used to be in radio all the time. So I said, I'll see what I can do. Anyway, I didn't get the tickets. And I saw him over the weekend at my auntie's funeral. And he goes, first thing he said was, didn't give me those bloody tickets. Hey, useless.

Didn't give me those. And I said to him, oh yeah, what were the tickets for again? He goes, can't remember. I was like, you oh, yeah, what were the tickets for again? He goes, can't remember. You don't even remember what the tickets were for, man. Yeah, that's the thing about it. You can't have been wanting to go that badly, buddy. Yeah, I remember. So hopefully she doesn't listen to the podcast.

I don't think she would. I've got a half sister. We've talked about this before. Oh, I love this story. She came out of the woodwork many years ago. I didn't know I had a sister until I was like 25. She's a half-sister so my dad I think had a relationship with a lady

before he met my mum and they had a kid and they adopted her out, which happened quite it was like a common thing back in the day. And she, for whatever reason, like a lot of people do, tried to find her family and stuff, which is great, you know, and I think she got in touch with my dad and as part of that process was put in touch with me.

Which you'd be thankful for, right? Like if I found out I had a half-brother kicking around, I'd want to know who that was. Exactly, yeah, and one thing led to another. We got sort of talking. I think she messaged me. I could still show you the chat. She messaged me going,

hello, Dan, guess who I am? Like, out of the blue. And I was kind of like, this is brilliant. Genuinely, I think I will find the fucking, I will find. It's good to know that Dan opens random messages from females, though.

Yeah. Well, this is before, this is like when I, this is when I was producing. So I was like, this is weird because I'd have like messages that I'd be reaching out to heaps of different people for interviews and stuff. She goes, hi, Dan, how's it going?

Okay. And I sort of opened that, and I was like, hi there. I only just realised who you were. What a surprise. So how did you figure it out? So I messaged, because I knew that someone had contacted my dad, and her name was XYZ. And so I kind of put two and two together.

Yeah. And then literally the next day, so she contacted me on August 6th, two days later, sorry, on August 8th, she said, hey, Dan, because I was working at The Rock at this point

and we're doing a big promotion for ACDC coming to New Zealand. Can I cheat, though? Did you have more of a conversation before that? Did you, like, talk about meeting up? We had, there was, we exchanged one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight messages. Okay, so like, oh, I'm this person.

Yeah, that's crazy. Wow, amazing. Biding your time. She's been a world-winner. And I was kind of like, we should meet up. I think I said along those things. I remember Dad saying he'd adopted out a child before we were born. Yeah, so you're just like figuring out your place.

Okay, cool. I've got it. I'm up to date. Text comes through. Yep. So this was a couple of days later. We'd sort of ended our conversation. Hey, Dan.

ACDC two free tickets. Comp on the rock. Finish now. Still any left? Thunder Street! Thunder Street! What did you say? I ignored it.

Ignored it. See? Oh, no, and then I went back the next day. Oh, the next day. So a day later, and I said, yeah, that's it for now. But if there's any more to give away, I'll let you know. Oh, that was nice of you. You've changed since then.

You've been like, fuck off. Hey, hasn't he changed? Yeah. Yeah. He gives less shits now. I think maybe it's the amount of time he's been in radio. It's sad because maybe I should have been a little bit more forgiving. I don't know.

Well, I think you were nice at the time. I think it was hard. She's, I guess, at the end of the day, my half blood. You know, like I've never even met her yet. And so what you're saying is genetically she's predisposed to wanting and accepting free stuff. Is that what you mean? Yeah, she's got a bit of my ear. But I do think it's weird, though, that whole, like,

even though half-blood, you sit there and go, that means I owe them more. If you go back far enough, we all share blood. You know what I mean? We do look alike. A lot of people say. This is definitely something, brother and sisterly. Yeah.

Like, I remember a machine. We went to the zoo once, and the machine that had, like, facial recognition thought Meg was me. I would rather treat the people that treat me good better than the people that happen to have some shared blood somewhere. I mean, bonus if it's both, that we love each other and we're family.

But just because you have blood shared doesn't mean you deserve ACDC tickets. In my mind. Put that on a tissue. I'm just trying to put myself in her shoes. And I think if I had just met my half-brother over text, we haven't even met in person.

I just don't think, yeah, you're right, I don't think I would shoot my shot. If he worked for Formula One, you found out, I've got a half-brother, he works for Formula One,

and then you wouldn't, the next day I'd go, hey, any tickets going to Formula One? You wouldn't. You wouldn't. No. You'd make friends with him first and then ask months later. Is it because you want to but you know you wouldn't?

He would play a longer game. I would eventually. I definitely would. Because I feel like I could bro down with the person by going, oh, I'd love to come along to a race. But I'd wait till we've met. Created, yeah, a bond. And then maybe he would naturally offer once he finds out you've got a –

because you would want if you connected with this person and then you found out their favourite band was ACDC over months in time and you guys did really connect, you would want to try and get them tickets. Yeah. Was there a way of asking? Well, probably not. I'm trying to see if I can save her

a little. I was like, maybe she's letting you know she listens to The Rock, the station you work on. Yeah. I mean, the way she worded it, she wasn't literally outright asking for tickets. She sort of said it as any left, like she was sort of making conversation. But in a way, you're kind of

my natural instinct to reply was going, no, sorry, there's none left. So instead of just going, yeah. You know what would be really fucking cool? Is going, hey Dan, I heard you guys giving away ACDC tickets. Are you a fan? And you go, oh yeah, I love them. And you go, well if you don't get any tickets through work,

I've bought a double pass and I'd love us to be able to go together and get to know one another. Yeah, that would maybe be a good way around it. Depends. Do you want the ACDC tickets more than you want the relationship with your half-brother you've just discovered? Yeah. And I would think most people would want the ACDC tickets more than you want the relationship with your half-brother you've just discovered. Yeah.

And I would think most people would want the relationship more than the tickets. I did go to the concert. It was a brilliant concert. Yeah. Without a...

It is annoying though. Isn't it so annoying? Yeah. When you do need something from someone and you're like, oh, Meg could be great for that or Meg will have

one of those things and you realise you haven't messaged them in a while and then you've got to be like, hey, how would be great for that or Meg will have one of those things and you realise you haven't messaged them in a while and then you've got to be like, hey, how are you doing? Hope the family's well. Hey, just wondering. Or do you send a couple of texts a few days before and then

ask for the thing after the third or fourth day? It's like depending who it is. My lovely brother, I haven't heard from him in a couple of weeks, which is normal for us. We don't message each other every day. He goes, you got any Lady Gaga tickets? But he's your brother that you keep in touch with. No, but that's the thing.

You've been life together. It's almost like there's a difference. You either have to be extremely close or like... And you don't need all the chit-chat at the beginning of the text. I think if it's general family, like if my brother or my mum messaged me and wanted ACDC tickets, I'm not going to be like fucking rude. You know, like that's fine. But it's the fact that you'd just met and she'd like.

Totally. The thing that annoys me, and I used to be really nice about it, and then maybe again, it's the longer you've been in this industry, the more you're like, you know, or maybe it's an age thing as I'm getting older. Just don't give a shit as much about dumb little things. When someone will message me out of the blue that I maybe went to school with or university or I haven't spoken to for over 10 years

and then they're like, hey, Clint, how's it going? I've just started this little business and I'd love it if you could share it on your story and promote it on Instagram. It's like, fuck, you haven't been in my life

for a decade and you just want to use my platform to promote your fucking product that I'm not even involved with because it's about babies and my kids are eight and nine. I weirdly feel like that annoys me more than people asking for things from me.

If people are asking and they're like, my cousin fucking loves Lady Gaga, not my cousin, but if they did message me that, I sit there and I go, shooting your shot, you're like, I would do anything to get these tickets. I'm shooting my shot. I've got a friend in radio from 10 years ago, whatever. It's a little embarrassing,

but it's when they, when asking for something, that's the stuff that I get really like, I don't even know what to say to that. Yeah, and you're just kind of like... And then you just kind of let people reach out out of nowhere and then want you to promote their things. Nah, but I haven't got a platform like Clint. True. You know?

But I, yeah. And sometimes I'm just like, yeah, fuck, because I just don't want to deal with the thing. But I think now I'm like, no, why would I? Like that soup. Why would I do that? That's true. That was my...

We haven't talked about the soup in a long time. Yeah, the soup. Do you know about the soup story? I think I've heard the soup story before. I don't think it exists. It doesn't even exist. It was like a seafood broth. That's right.

It was like, yeah, it was a seafood broth. It literally would be like dried seafood broth. That's right. It was a seafood broth. It literally would be like dried seafood. Dried mussels. Added boiling water. And it was just like, I think I was doing it not even to a favor to a friend. I was doing it as a favor to my friend's friend. I didn't even know her. So it was my friend's friend going, please, Clint, could you do this for my...

She was like, oh, surprise, surprise. The business isn't taking off. And I'm like, well, that's surprise. The business isn't taking off. And I'm like, well, that's because most people don't want dried seafood in a bag where you add hot water. And I remember... I don't know how much I can say here. It's meant to be really good for you or something. But I remember it being quite, like, pushy about,

like, hey, where's that video now? Where's that video? Why haven't you posted that video? That's what... Do you remember? Yeah, hey, how's it going? I haven't seen anything on the story. It's like...

And then I also also with social stuff, I learned the hard way years and years ago when I was pushed to say how much I was paid for a social post. And this was back in the day when people just put up a photo of them holding a product. Nowadays, I think you have to be a little more creative with a reel or something. But you just hold a product and smile.

And yeah, I must have talked about on here trying to be transparent, just going, sure, this is what I got paid for. And the granddaughter of the brand, so like her nana owns this brand that is very, it would be like a Kmart, right? Right. And like a big store in New Zealand,

and it just so happened the fucking granddaughter of the grandma who owns it, the granddaughter heard me talking about it, must have ran back to Nana and said, oh, Clint said he was getting paid. Oh, Mr. Warehouse, was it? No, no. No, no, no.

You're getting close to those, so let's stop. Decker. I'm still working. No, you're getting close. Let's say Decker. They don't exist anymore. Okay. Yeah, I still work with Warehouse,

but yeah, I learned the hard way, and they just pulled the whole thing, said, oh, you're off the campaign. Oh, what a little bitch. So it turns out I lied. I didn't get paid what I said I did on here But yeah, I learned the hard way And they just pulled the whole thing Said, oh, you're off the campaign Oh, what a little bitch So it turns out I lied I didn't get paid what I said I did on the exercise No, you definitely didn't It's a snitchy granddaughter

Yeah, you just never know who's listening So that's the problem When you start telling these old stories Going, what do they call that? In court where it's like enough time has passed You can't get in trouble for talking about it Statue of limitations Limitations

Yeah Statue of something It's like 10 years or something, isn't it? Yeah Statue of something It's like 10 years or something isn't it Statute of limitations Stature? It's not the statue of limitations Statute of limitations

Statute of limitations Statute So what I said Did you say that? Bang on Yeah but come on Meg can't get annoyed at us for not believing her. Fuck the amount of saying that girl gets wrong on a weekly...

But I also get a statue of limitations first, and then I kind of second-guess myself. But then you... The amount of saying Meg gets wrong on a weekly basis. How recently has it been that I think two or three times you've corrected me and then somebody's texting me like, actually, Meg was correct that time? No, but I didn't correct you.

I didn't actually know. I just didn't believe you had it right. I was like, statue, statue. Yeah, where Meg will be like, actually, Meg was correct that time. No, but I didn't correct you. I didn't actually know. I just didn't believe you. Oh, that's right. I was like, statue, statue. Yeah, where Meg will be like, oh. Statue of limitations. That's the word. And you go, no, Meg, that's not the word, you dumb fuck. I suppose Meg actually.

Meg will know some interesting words. And I'll be like, huh. Sometimes she'll say words. And I'll Google them to see what they mean. But did you think they're real? I'm second guessing you. I know. Isn't that so sad?

And I'll be like, what is that word? And they'll be like, oh, my God then I'll be like oh my god good for Meg I think it's when she needs to put words It's when she needs to put words In a saying where I realise Meg gets them wrong It's not necessarily the words she's getting wrong She'll get two sayings and merge them into one saying

Sayings definitely get my muddle up Okay I'm just going to test you really quickly before we end the podcast With common sayings? Yeah, but this is just for Meg. All right. Okay. Water offer?

Incredulous. Incredulous. It's incredible, but you can't believe it happened. Absolutely nothing to do with that. It's unwilling or unable to believe something. Okay. If I am full of fortitude, what does that mean? Oh, you're full of gusto.

I'll give you that. It's like courage, I guess you'd use as a word. Yeah, you're full of courage for a difficult situation. I think you helped me by saying you were full of fortitude. Okay. What if I, what if something's an anomaly? Oh, it's like that is so odd and strange it never happens. Bang on.

Okay, what's a juxtaposition? That means that you're saying one thing, but it's actually the opposite that's happening. She strange, it never happens. Bang on. Okay, what's a juxtaposition? That means that you're saying one thing, but it's actually the opposite that's happening. She's pretty good, Clint. I know. Are you getting all these? Yeah, but I'm saying you need to do sayings and then stop them halfway.

Okay, the sayings I'm bad at. I was actually surprisingly good at English. Okay, what if you're an idiosyncratic? Oh, I have heard that before. I don't think I'm going to get this right. Clint, I'll hand this over to you. She's failed. Idiosyncratic. She hasn't failed yet. She don't think I'm going to get this right. Clint, I'll hand this over to you. She's failed. She hasn't failed yet.

She hasn't given it a chance to try. Is it like an idiom? Is it like a longer word for an idiom? Yeah, you're not into it. Oh, no, I'm not going to produce because they're going time because we've got a meeting and we've been talking for too long. Not really, no. Oh, okay.

Well, you tell me then. What is it? Well, I don't have the meaning, but I think it's something along the lines of, like, it's someone that's peculiar. Like, if I say I'm Meg's idiosyncratic, she's someone that's, she's peculiar to someone. Like, I'd go, oh, she's very different to me.

What if I said, Meg, you're trying to make a silk purse out of what? A thistle bush. Can't make a silk purse out of a... A thistle bush. I've never heard of that saying in a long time. A sow's ear. Like a pig's ear. Now we've opened another can of worms of the sayings she gets wrong.

That's a whole other thing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, give me another saying. Okay. What do I have? If I am going to embellish something, what does that mean? Oh, you're going to make it bigger, better.

You're going to add things to it. Yep. Nip it in the... Bud. Okay. Good. Not the butt. Not the butt. Okay. You're going to add things to it. Yep. Nip it in the... Bud. Okay. Good. Not the butt. Not the butt.

You can lead a horse to water. But you can't make them drink it. Yep. You just take the it off the end. Yeah. A bird in the hand is worth... Two in the foot. Bush.

No! Two in the foot. Two in the foot. That's the type of shit that happens on the air. Yeah. Fuck. That's a good one. Why?

Clint and I are going to go home and chew the... Cud. Fat. Oh, yep. You can say cud, but also fat as well. Yeah. There you go. See?

Fucking smart. Real smart. Just like a fish up the tree. Yes. You can chew the air off a... Wet lamb's wool. No, you can chew the ear off a Wet lamb's wool No, you can chew the ear off a bat's No, wait

Chew the ear off a bat's ass No Wait Oh, God He could chew the ear off a Yeah, the lamb's Brass monkey Yeah

I didn't even know that one, Meg So I'm with you on that I would have never said brass monkey Go ahead Go ahead and die. Make my day. It's colder than a... Which is tit. That's one of mine.

I like that one. You want to end on a high or a low? A low. Knowledge is... Key. Power. Knowledge is key. See ya.