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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan.
It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is.
Welcome to OnlyFans with me, Clint Dan and Ash London.
Good to be here.
Really good to be here.
Always a pleasure treasure.
Hopefully we don't have a fight this, OnlyFans.
I know that there are some people that actually listen to this podcast and then don't listen to the show recap podcast,
but I would have said today's was the show.
show of the week. Yeah, one of our better shows.
One of our better shows. And I think it was the backstreet
boys' shape of my heart playing that
at the start of the show as our throwback
that really set us up to continue
the way that we intended to finish. You know what I mean?
Back on the things I've done.
Hey, Clint,
let's do that game where you have to like sing
but use your best effort, like karaoke,
but you have to like try, proper try.
Let's get the karaoke version.
I want to hear Clint sing along
I want to hear Clint sing it as best
Isn't it always more awkward
To just go Acapella
It is much more awkward
I mean I'll let you decide
But like you have to try
You have to really try
My only concern with this is when you start playing
Music in a podcast
It can get pulled
We'll just do it acpella then
We'll get pulled see
No but not if you use the backing track
I don't know
The algorithm picks it up
And then they pull it down
And we go why did that podcast do so shit
It's because they've pulled it down
but once they realized that you had Backstree Boys playing all over.
So Acapela then, off you go.
Okay.
What, no.
Just do that, go first verse into the chorus.
No, we'll go out and do karaoke, and I'll promise you I'll be shaking my heart.
Looking back on the things I've done.
See, I can't even get the lines, but I'm going to push through.
You should be able to get up there.
I was trying to be someone.
I played my part.
Left you in the dark.
Now let me show.
you the shape of my heart
and then you go and do it
see how good he is
see I just wanted to hear his vocal because it's so
perfectly suited to that song
yeah I do love a bit of the backstreet boys
in sync oh and then
back in the day I've never found anyone
that has had a shared love for this band
in particular just one song
Invisible Man 98 degrees
I love 98 degrees
I like I do
I do cherish you
Yeah and Nick Lachay
Who ended up doing like a reality TV show
With Jessica Simpson
He's the host of lovers blind
If you watch that on Netflix
With his wife
Yeah
And his wife is like
Actually I think much better than he has had it
But I didn't realise they were still touring
And I sent you Ash a video of 98 degrees
Performing
I don't know if there was a comment
But it would have been more like 28 degrees
It was pretty cold
And they weren't even doing a 98 degree song
They were covering, oh, what was it?
It was bad too when you go, if you're going to come back
like Fiverr in May and kill it.
Finesse, are you jip in a finesse.
They were singing it, but like really bad, like your dad's doing dance moves.
Here's the thing with those bands, all those boy bands to be fair,
and I actually lump backstreet boys into this a little bit.
It's a bit sad when they're dressing up like in those all white suits and stuff
and they look like, like dress your age.
I understand.
Here's what I think.
It's sad if they're doing, like, some country fair.
If they're doing the same outfits and same choreography at the sphere in Vegas, then it's cool.
Yeah, it is a little bit cooler, but you're right if they're doing it to a country fair.
Then you're like, oh, that's so cringed.
Oh, that's just.
Oh, no, they're like walking in unison across the stage and they're just trad.
Actually, these were like four guys with like beautiful voices that did incredible harmonies.
And I don't know what happened.
Worth they, though?
Now I'm starting to question whether they did.
I met them when I was a teenager because I loved them so much.
And me and my friend were living in Asia and we were teenagers and we lied and said that we worked for MTV.
And the Filipino people let us into their dressing room.
God, that's not they're not A-listers if they're letting some randoms into a dressing room.
No one's ever going to say that 90 degrees are A-listers.
No.
That's a great day for me.
Invisible Man.
Do you know the song that I'm talking about, Dan?
Can you play it so I can hear it?
I'm the Invisible Man.
Oh, then we're podcast.
No, that's not.
That's Queen, isn't it?
I think if you pay, like, a snippet and you don't play it for too long.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, does it bring anything back?
Nothing at all.
Yes.
Now we're going to get pink, isn't it?
How his kisses taste.
Like wine
Oh my god
I forgot that song existed
Here you go
I got here
I got here
I couldn't love
Is everything
You've been dreaming of
Oh baby
Oh my god
You got
Beautiful life
I'm looking deep into mine
Never heard this in my life
Telling me more than any words
could say
but you don't even know
of my life
how did you realize
the queen was gay
can I just say something
I didn't remember that song when you said it
I wasn't remembering the words
it was just coming out like muscle memory
And then this gives me where I go
If my brain is still holding the lyrics to invisible
Man from 98 degrees
Is it taking up a space for new information
that I could be using.
That was like an out-of-body experience.
I just opened my mouth and the words just came out.
Honestly, you and I in karaoke, it would be like just rolling back the tape
and go like, shut up, give me the other mic.
We would be singing and then we'd realize that that room was empty
and everyone had left two hours ago.
Everyone's going, I've never heard this.
What is this?
I've never heard this before in my life.
I think if we ever go to karaoke,
I'm just going to get all my songs out before,
and I'll just leave you two to it.
But he also will just be, do you hear the people sing.
No, Dan would be the guy who puts on Bohemian Rhapsody,
so he can do like four songs in one.
All the different, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, see.
Yeah.
And then you go, I see a little silhouette of a man.
Scalamoose, galamush, will you do the fandongo?
Palisported lightning, very, very funny.
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
He will not let him go
Easy come
Easy go
This will not go
We will not go
He will not let you go
Let him go
Let him go
Let him go
Let him go
Let him go
You were mind then
You were so unnot
No no
No you have a piece of shit
You started
You are the most
Campus one of everyone
And then you stop
When he does let him go
And then you stop
and then all of a sudden it's you
I'm in the cat one
he likes 98 degrees
Dan's got the lyrics
but he still makes it masculine
Why didn't they
Oh my God
Why didn't 98 degrees
Just amp it up to 100 degrees
Why are they just before boiling points
Yeah it's like yeah
Boiling is like oh my god
That's so hot
Right
Just before boiling
Boiling's dangerous
I'm about to
Oh I'm about to boil over
But not quite that
Ooh
Maybe
Ew
Do you know the saddest thing
I remember that being probably
one of the first tapes
that I bought, showmage.
Tape.
I bought it on,
and you could buy a single cassette.
So it was just one song,
a single, on a tape,
and it would have the instrumental,
the single,
and then it would maybe have one other track
that, it was the same song,
but it was just,
yeah,
and then you just rewind it and play it over and over and over.
You're driving around your Ford Laser
with that on tape.
And I had a big alpine, like, sub,
and I had a thousand-wop fusion amp
that was like,
screwed under the seat of my car?
See, he takes lame camp things and makes the masculine.
Not really.
There's nothing masculine about a Ford Laser.
You would hear my car coming from like half a K away.
Ladies.
Now let me show.
In the background.
You're hot.
God, they don't actually make music like that anymore and it's devastating.
Yeah, like maybe it's a time or is it the music,
but I just don't really feel like music has the,
like that impact.
that when I was younger, it did.
But maybe it's just a time, you know, when you're single or in your late teens.
And, yeah, and we just have, yeah, it's just the world isn't what it was.
And that's okay.
Take us out with your favorite, Clint.
Come on, Acapella.
Okay.
Are we doing it again?
Which one?
Ash has forgotten.
Oh, what a treat you're in for.
Oh, every fucking Friday you get me.
I didn't even mean this.
Oh.
Guess the fight.
Okay.
That was, what's your name?
Dan's guess.
Mine is like.
Okay, this might be a quick game.
Quick game, no mucking around.
Here we go.
Come on.
Oh, my fucking God.
See you guys later
I thought that I'll leave you with teary eyes
Guess I thought what's that smell?
What the hell?
That's a bit scary
For us to one there
Guess the fight
You guys all get like shocked by it
But I'm shocked that you can't do that
It can't even just push and fart
No
What?
But I'm always keeping them in
Around people
So it's like I'm just always
That's a bit sour
But I'm still too lazy
To get up and leave the studio
Dan would have noticed
That smell like sausage and bacclava
Baklava
The Turkish sweet
That's weird
I haven't had any baklava
That is offensive to my people
Yeah with a bit of frank food
To throwing in
Oh
Oh dear
Okay
Ash do you want to give it a go
I can't
If you gave me a million dollars
I wouldn't be able to file on to you
I think I'd actually shit myself
If I tried to go
Go try, have one go
Okay
No don't
Ash don't
Let me try
Hold on
No
Ash don't
Let me just, I want to see if anything will come out.
Okay, hold it.
Oh, what a cute little fun.
Yeah, really?
It was so good.
It did that.
That was very feminine.
Okay, see you next time, by it.
Guys, was that a quiff?
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