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Episode Date: February 12, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Megan Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is. Welcome, everybody, to the Clint Megan Dan, nothing personal podcast. Hey, we'll train that out. Also, overthinkers kind of came up. Right?

Yeah, overthinkers. Overthinkers. I like that. Oh, that was absolutely me to a tea. Yeah, we're still in the brainstorming stages, aren't we're just trying out. And to be fair, we probably overthink a lot on this podcast, which is kind of the point. So maybe that's better. What I actually meant to say.

Now I'm overthinking why I did the... Overtinkers or nothing personal. Something's not going to have. We have a new little game. Every single person that listen to this podcast, I've running down the countries that listen to us. I've put them in a jar. And it's going to be an elimination of some sorts.

Every time we start the podcast, I will pull out a country. It will be eliminated. And the last country standing, you will then be in the prize pool of winning a merch pack and money from us. Okay. Now, here's the thing. Yeah. I have said in the past

that a lot of these listeners in like Kazakhstan and stuff are bots. Correct, you have said that. But then we've had people come in and saying, I'm not a bot, Dan. Also, Liam from Ireland, did DME personally want to know how many other Irish listeners

in his country are listening to this podcast? I bet there'd be heaps. In Ireland, 36. 36 other Irish did. Yes, I think of us. Where is there only like one person listening? Many. Okay, can you list some of the ones

that there's just one? Romania. Yeah, bot. Israel's BOT, Greece. Bought. Right, well, they might win. No, people could have, like, moved to Greece and taken us with them.

The first country eliminated is... Oh, this is sad, the first one to go. It's like the first being eliminated from a New Zealand idol, Clint. Argentina. I would have known, mate, because I went third to last. Argentina's gone. Argentina. Yeah, see you later.

So they're gone. They're gone, sorry. Say goodbye in Argentinian. Ciao. Could be racist. What is by an Argentinian clinic? Meg's job. She's put all the countries in.

I think you would be you'd be correct. I think it is chow. Well, there we go. Goodbye in Argentinian. Let's have a look. So Argentina is out. Is it chow?

Yeah. Yeah, chow. You're right. Okay, so I was right. Absolutely nailed that. Thank you very much. Well, the actual, the more polite, formal departure is Hasta Luego.

Oh, like Hasta. Is that what you're after? It's what I was thinking initially. All right, boys, switch up the music. I've got your hypothetical question for this morning. Okay. Also, I'd love to get your feedback on these questions as well. There's been a few people that have done it on the podcast fam.

You can text FAM to 3343 if you want to become a member of that. Please, then give me your hypothetical question. You'll like us to answer. Okay, here we go. Would you participate in a study? You get $200 a week for as long as you want while you're in this study. Not much. Is it $200 a week? Yeah, and that's a little side cash

I guess pocket money. Just like tax free as well, $200 into your bank account or in cash on a Friday. It sounds like an under the table type deal. This does sound like regular income that you should be paying tax on Megan. Okay, well, all you have to do is never be able to floss, use a toothpick, a nail, a finger,

a card, a tongue or anything, if anything gets stuck in your teeth. How do I get it out? You don't. Can I go like this? No, because sometimes I just like a... and you blow like air through your teeth. What is stuck in your teeth must be stuck until, like, maybe you brush your teeth and it will come out. What if I floss at the end of the day?

Can I floss? No, you cannot floss at all. Yeah, I'd do it because I would just take a toothbrush with me. Because I know that's part of the $200 is carrying a toothbrush around with me at all time. $200 a week is not enough for me to not floss. I need to floss. Floss is actually one of those things that makes you a bad breath. True.

Well, then why do you do it? No. Well, then you should do it, Dan. No, but I'm, no, you want on what I mean. If you don't floss, it gives you bad breath. Gingervitis, it's a bad thing. I've got one of those water spray things, but it's just filling it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm meant to do that.

I don't floss really hardly. I got one of those as well. Hannah uses it. I just use the normal flog. I've gone back to the floss, the normal stuff, because I squirt everywhere when I use that. Like, it sort of goes, like, how often, you know, the water flosser thing, that you use?

How long do you keep the water in your mouth? How often are you spitting it? I don't, I just keep my mouth open and it goes into the bath. Yeah, or I got a big enough. In the bath. What do you mean? What are you brushing it over the bath? Water flossing over the bath.

So you're spitting into your bath? What's wrong with the sink? What's wrong with both of you? What do you mean? So if I ever go for a bath at your house, I need to like wade away all your tooth grit. Don't be a fucking idiot. It's my house.

Yeah, but you're bathing in tooth grit. Also, whoa, why? I don't know how small your sink is. Meg needs a giant sink, in this case, a bath. Because the spray that's coming out of her mouth. It's been back on me. Well, I just think it's an odd. place to spit into your bath.

Not as old as you having a bath that makes house. I'm not spitting. I'm just like keeping my mouth open the whole time so it's just like... What do you mean? So you're going and you're just squirting like a super soaker at your teeth. And it's all just falling out of the bottom of your. Yes, it's like dribbling down my chin. You're not using it right. You're lying.

I'm not. I think you're using it wrong by keeping it in your mouth. You just put it in like normal floss and just squirrely around. Every time I use the actual like cotton stuff my gums would bleed. Oh, that's because I'm not doing. You're not costing enough. I've got to toughen them up.

Like, when you're calluses and you play guitar. Basically. You do it daily because then the reason they're bleeding is because that's tartar build up. Oh, shut up. Okay, so. You don't have mint teeth then. We already know. You can't go back.

You've got to go. You've apologized about that already. Okay, so quick poll, you would take the money, Clint. Yeah, definitely. And then you wouldn't. No, I prefer to have good breath. Okay. Yeah, but that's because you've got a wife that turns twice as much money as you.

So, Dan can't be bought. He's just money's nothing to him, man. You can't be bought because he's got a sugar mum. I'll find a hypothetical question one day with money involved. I drive a Kia and you drive a Tesla. Don't come at me with cash. Yeah, but that's because your wife likes to store it up like Scrooge McDuck. We actually have a special guest coming in next, Clint.

It is Valentine's Day tomorrow while we're recording this podcast. Valentine's Day is up tomorrow. And I asked a special somebody that we haven't talked to in a very long time. Me in particular, I haven't spoken to her in a very long time. To come in and give some love advice. I've had some questions put in. Three questions. Love advice for Valentine's Day.

Can I run the intro? Absolutely. I might have an intro that works. Is it me? Is it you? Who no? It's you? Can you get to?

We're from this too. All right, come on in, Dal. Oh, Jesus. Hello, my darling. Linda. How are you? Linda, good morning. I'm so pleased to be here.

It's been so long. It has been a long time. You've had a haircut. You have had a haircut. I've had a dye. Yeah. It's very short. Yes, I've gone for a bit of a bob.

It looks gorgeous, doesn't it? It is a bod. It is a bod. It's a ginger bob these days. that you started off blonde and then red, I think, for a bit. It reeks of you saying you wanted a little off the bottom and then they've gone above shoulder length

and you've gone. Yes, it's an undercut, darling. That's what they've done. It looks really gorgeous. And the time that you spent the night with me, Clinton. You remember what I was looking like down there? A lot of pubs, didn't I? Yeah. Well, this is at the... Oh, Glyn, that's a shame. That's a

fucking shame, man. Poor Linda. You wouldn't sleep with Linda. Poor thing. She's never going to be the same again. And now, the curtains mats to the drapes, darling. Like they say an improv, just always pass the ball on. Yes, and you passed your ball to me, big boy. Okay, Linda, I've got some questions for you from our listeners for Valentine's Day. Can we have some nice, happy, lovey music, please, Clint in the background.

It's perfect. It's my favourite time of the year. And a lot of people say, you know, that Valentine's Day is one of those days. It's like a, you know, buy stuff. You know, it's very commercial. Commercial. That's the word. But no, I think it's just a good excuse to fuck.

Right. It kicks off my first question. She's pretty straight up old... What's her name again? Linda. Don't laugh. Come on, it's serious. Oh, don't act like you don't know.

You've slept together. I'm... Okay, so this is the question first one for you, Linda. I'm 22 years old and I... I couldn't walk for weeks after I had to spend the night with Clinton. I was in a wheelchair. It's because we did it on a balcony and Linda fell. Yeah.

Yeah, I fell three stories. Yeah, and I told her, that's going to hurt in the morning, Linda. She said, no, no, let's get going. I'm almost there. My head in my minjro's stills or a thing. Oh, for God's sake. Right. Linda can't be trusted.

She can't be. I'm 22 years old and I've never even kissed a girl, Linda. How do I know what to do? You didn't hear the question? No, I said it again. She wasn't listening. She was still laughing at again. I'm 22 and I've never even kissed a girl, Linda.

How do I know what to do? Is this coming from a boy or a girl? This is from a boy. Okay. I just think, you know what? I used to practice when I was a young little girl in the 1940s during the war. I used to kiss, just. side of my shower.

It's just sort of hook up with it like that. The glass door? Yeah, well, it wasn't glass back then. It was like a... Asbestos? Asbestos. Yeah, they used a lot of that shit back then that they didn't know it was cancerous.

That's why I've gone through throat cancer three times. Right. In fact... So practice on a non-asbestos surface. Yes, great advice. Can I just say this? Never hook up with asbestos. It's not good for you.

Next question. What is the best gift to buy for my... partner we are both men and this is our first Valentine's Day Linda. So they're gay are they? Yes. Good on them. I would say I don't think they get to choose. You're an ally? I would say a little bit and I don't want

to be crass on the show. But I just get yourself a couple of dildos. Just don't get ones made of asbestos because that's why I got some vicarious cancer. Why don't they think dildos with gay dudes that have their own penises? Where do they put them?

Good question. Lyndon. Anyway. No, I'm just answering the way I think. Right, you sure. Can I never have too many. No, you can never have too many. Final question for you, Linda.

Oh, this has been quick. Linda's like, drove all the way in. It was an hour, 45 from ourselves. You told me it was a 45 minute chat. Anyway, all right. My husband doesn't touch me anymore. I'm in my 60s. Leave him.

And I feel invisible. Oh, yes, this is horrible. And I've had 17 husbands, as I've spoken before. And 14 of them never touched me. mainly because I don't believe in showering but unless I'm hooking up with an asbestos that would be terrible. Trauma, it's trauma.

But I will say, you know what? If a man's not pleasing you, darling, I think look elsewhere. Because he's obviously doing it. He's obviously he's a male and they need to be pleased. Oh, so you don't think he's been, what's the word, abstinent?

I think that he's obviously doing something with himself or something more sinister and he's seeing someone outside the marital world. So if I would say to you... You would just say given straight away you wouldn't try to like... Spice it up? Depends how horny you are, I guess. Okay, let's say you go one last ditch effort

before you ditch him. What is the thing that you think, mate, no guy can resist that? G-banger. Just a G-banger. Just make sure they're not made of asbestos because that's how I got asked cancer. Fucking hell. Where did you shop, Linda?

Your parents shopped very... I didn't know they made clothing out of spasper. I know. I know. Clint in the 40s. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I know. Fences and roofs and...

I had dentures. That's why I got tooth cancer. Right. You've been through it. Yes, I have. This is actually not my real here. What? Clint.

What? Thank you. Yeah. Well, thank you so much, Linda, for coming in. You're like Charlie Brown. I'm hoping... I'll take that as a compliment. I think he's a very attractive man.

I'm hoping that you can come back in on a more regular basis with the podcast. And maybe we can get some love advice. If you have any quills. For Linda, please send them through. You can either send them through or email me or DM me whatever you need, also with hypotheticals.

Linda, thank you. And I don't just do love advice. I do other stuff as well. Building advice. No, I don't think we need to. Just take care of asbestos. Yeah, we know. We don't need for that. All right.

Linda, actually, Linda, would you like to stick around for this next part? No. Oh, you will love it. Guess the part what's that smell? Come on, Linda. A stinky mystery for us to one hand. Guess the fall

Dan, he doesn't typically like this So it's probably just as well you're here Alright, I love to play You just have to try and guess what the fart sounds like Typically they're being quite High-pitched Yeah, they are normally high-bitched I'm very bad at this Linda

So you'll do a very good job, I imagine One thing you're bad at, Meg We could list, couldn't we? What the fuck, Linda? I invite you in as my guest You can't go and try to team Do you know, I tried to get this bit dropped For anyone that does find this gross

And switches off before we actually get to the fart but I don't know what percentage that is. And the digital guys are like, want to make guest-the-fart merch. No one's wearing it, surely. No one's wearing that to be good. I wouldn't wear it. Linda, would you wear a guest-the-fart top?

Made it from Clint? I've got some guest-the-fart knickers on right now. Oh, like the most unsexy laundering. We had to have to do it as knickers, j-bangers, guest-the-fart. Can you imagine? I went home with you, guys, Linda and Clint, and it's all going well. steamy, hot, and then we're getting undressed, and I like, take my

braer off, perfect tits. You're like, wow, those are perfect boobs. Oh, they're not that perfect. Oh, the perfect tits. Most 10-R-10 tits. You're like, Jesus, this is amazing. Take my pants off, and I'm wearing a G-banger that says on the front, guess the fart? I go, she's up for a laugh. Go on then. Go on then, love.

Woman after my own heart. Okay, here we go, here we go. Linda, your guess. I've never... I'm just trying to think what you do. I've never imagined Clinton farting. Oh, surely you've heard one in the morning after you guys have been together. Let me think.

No, I'm very gentleman like, I reckon he's got a bit of a... Oh, jeepers. That tells me a lot about your night together. Yes, he sat on my face, and I can see what he had for lunch. Again, I always do the same, but I'm going to try and do a squeaky. That's a good one. Thank you.

Okay. A bit of a mix, isn't it? It was a bit long this time. I thought that I'll leave you with scary eyes. Guess I fart what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to one tail. So strong and almost boomed the week off. All right, Linda, we'll see you next time.

See you next time. Thank you for coming in. Linda, Argentina, you are out of the race. I'm sorry you cannot win the guess the fart G-banger. It is going to be our next merch at sea. See you, Linda. Yeah. All right. Hasta, Louigo.

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