The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS a few "would you rathers" to process...?

Episode Date: February 8, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast. That should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans podcast. Clint, Megan, Dan. Meg's just gone out to get something to eat, I'm guessing.

Yeah, we do a radio show. This is not the recap of that. We just kind of... It's about the time she gets her toast. Yeah, shoot the shit a little bit on a side podcast. We're thinking of calling it kick-ons, which was... a podcast name that was used by EJAVos last year before things all changed up.

So looking like the only fans' podcasts will be the Clint McGahn kick-ons. I like kick-ons. Yeah, same. I think that's probably why the Ajavos used it initially because... Smart of broadcasters really, weren't they? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like the party after the party.

You know, when you go, where are we going to next? We want to have more fun. So if you listen to the radio show, you're going to have more fun, you come here. You don't even need to explain it. People go, oh, it's the kick-ons, yeah, after the radio show. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, if they know who you are and that you're on.

on a radio show, I guess. Oh, let's be honest, they know who you are, big boy. Dancing with the stars. You name the television show. He's tried to do it. I went to Noel Leaming. Yeah, and I had to get a dryer because that one's packed the sad.

And so anyway, we went up to go pay. He ended up having to get the manager to come over. Oh, do you. Because I'd found it cheaper at Magnus Benro, but they do a price match. God, this is so deep. So that guy, it was like 80-something bucks less, but I was like, sweet.

I just did a quick Google, found it cheaper, and saved 80-old bucks. That's a good trick to do because most places price match or beta. Yeah. And so then he was like, sure, but he had to get his manager to come over to sign off the discount. So he kind of looked at me and then he looked at me and looked at the computer. Kind of like when you're buying alcohol or at the supermarket. And they're looking you just to kind of see if you're all good and where they ask you for ID.

Or at least they used to. And he ended up walking away. And then like five minutes later he comes back and he goes, Clint and puts his hand out and shakes my hand. He goes, I knew I knew I knew. from somewhere so he's obviously gone away trying to work out how and then he's come back He's got to a quick Google He's going, you don't need that, you get the celebrity discount

We'll give that to you for free There you go Unfortunately not, no No, no Oh well, well Meg, I don't know where Meg's gone Oh, she's gone to get some hot water Oh right She just wants to make sure her vocal cords

It's nice and warm She's fucking drawing it from a well Jesus Christ, how long does it take There's a tap literally like 20 metres From where we are right now What are you saying? She's getting a lot to water Or she's a really slow walker Could be both

She does walk with a bit of a hobble, doesn't she, Meg? No. Have you walked behind her? It's a bit of a side-to-side action going on? Yeah, there is. I haven't noticed now. What's the way? Just wait until she comes back.

She's got a game for us. She goes, I got two games. She started explaining the first one, then Dan goes, what's the other one? Here she is. Are we on? Yeah, we've been on for a while. She's not waddling at all? No, I just said that...

Oh, Meg's face. She does not... She agrees with me. She does not think she has a while. Oh, I don't know that I do. do a toe walk but I do. People always comment on my walk. I had a waddle when I was pregnant. I'll admit it, but I don't have a water anymore.

I'd say there's as I said before there's a bit of a side to side going on. You stupid idiot. I know that I'm a tow walker and I'll admit it. You don't know when you're walking that you're doing it. I'm not doing a don't waddle. It's sort of like a sort of a to the side sort of

haven't noticed. Thank you. No, I'm just a true friend. I'm being honest. True friend. Fuck off. True I am. That's my eyes. You know, Liam, our Irish friend who podcasts the show, he messaged me and he goes, I was talking about something, and I said to him about the crassness or whatever,

and he goes, oh, the more crassies, the better. He goes, that's what I think. You guys are at your best. And I was saying, yeah, the problem is you're trying to appease the masses. Yeah. And the masses may not have the opinion of Liam. And they might get a little bit like, oh, this is disgusting. And then turn it off.

Because they might have only just stumbled across us. Yeah. Yeah. Mounds and stuff, sorry about that. Sorry, that's kind of how we talk to each other. Shut up. You should actually hear how we talk to each other offy. It's worse.

Much worse than this podcast. In fact, I've read in many, many places. Friends that talk to each other the way we do are meant to actually stay friends for longer. Because your friendship is like, and withstand. As soon as my contract's up, I'm out of here. You two pricks are dead to me. Well, we'll still be working.

You would just be fired. Exactly. That's what I mean. What else was I meeting? This is what he said, Meg, when you left the room. What are you saying? She's getting lots of work. Oh, no, she's a really slow walker.

Could be both. She does walk with a bit of a hobble, doesn't she need? No. Have you walked behind her? It's a bit of a side-to-side action going on? Yeah, there is. I haven't noticed. No.

We'd already talked about that, Clint. Wait to throw me under the bus twice. Like, I'm at the bus depot if her one's rolled over me. Do you know what's so fucking annoying, Dan? Is that's actually going to get in my head now? That's in there. That's wormed its way in there. You can't help it, so don't worry about it.

I'm going to be walking real weird now. I can't help that I in tow walk. but it's unfortunately You just left in the jolly jumper as the kid So I have a would you rather question Would you like to know it I'd like to know where you guys go Okay so it's quite

Sorry I nodded yes Yes It is quite Complicated Okay Okay well this doesn't Oh well fuck off then Fuck me

The most negative man in the world Just bounce your way out of the studio mate Yeah Okay Liam's got to be loving this podcast Okay you are playing a game behind and seek. I've lost you. Literally.

Thank you, Clint. Problem is you're an elephant. You have to hide at an airport and there is one person seeking you out. You've got to stop eating cheese before you go to sleep. Yeah. You're drained up so. You're an elephant. You're an elephant. You're playing hide and seek at an airport.

You've got one person trying to find you and there is one other person trying to find another player in the game who is also an elephant. Two elephants at the airport. Jesus, what a fucking game. So the person that's finding us is not an elephant. No, they're a human person. There's one other person hiding, also an elephant.

Also an elephant. Now you get the choice of what kind of elephant you are. You can either be an elephant that's tiny, about three inches tall. I was going to say, I'd be an effort. teeny tiny elephant. Tiny, tiny elephants, I'd be an Asian elephant. They're much smaller than the African ones. No, tiny.

Three inch elephant, right? You could be a three inch elephant and hide at the airport. and you don't want to get caught because the loser obviously gets caught first. Or you can be an invisible elephant where they can't see you but they obviously will find you

if they physically run into you or walk into you. The person who is looking for you... Yes, the person that is looking for you has only been told you're looking for an elephant, not a tiny elephant, not an invisible elephant, just find the elephant and win. What are you choosing? Elephant A or elephant B?

Tiny elephant or invisible elephant? But the same size. The thing is the elephant, the invisible elephant, The invisible elephant sounds like the better option, because you're invisible, hard to find. But if you're in an airport, very hard to move is the elephant. There'd be certain places you couldn't even go. No, you wouldn't be able to fit through like the customs. Yeah, so there'd be a small elephant because then if I was looking for one,

I'd be like, well, I'm wouldn't even bother looking in there because an elephant couldn't even fit down that corridor. And whereas you're this tiny little elephant, and that's exactly where you've hidden. That's true, because you wouldn't, you go, there's no way an elephant would go there because they can't even bother. Yeah, whereas the massive... But you can't see the other. elephant at all. You could go, you could stand and be like, well, they're definitely not there, and elephant's not there, so I'm not even going to walk that way.

What happens if you get found? You die. They take your tusks. Death, instant death. Instant death. That's the worst. That's the thing. That's why hide and seek.

The invisible one, you could be an elephant, and they could not even bother to look over there because they're like, I can't see it. I literally can't see an elephant. Why would I walk that way and waste my time? How'd be the small elephant and I'd hide in like a cubicle? How did you bring? Because they'd never know to go into a bathroom. Oh no, I found this online.

It's not me, don't worry. That's your person though You should DM them become pen pals or something Because that's true It did tickle me quite nicely Because I think neither of them are Bad options Do you mean it tickled your fancy

No it tickled me quite nicely Okay Yeah Pushesaneeps I reckon I'm going three inch elephant I'm getting on the baggage carousel Right in that thing behind Because no one's allowed in there anyway

And you can't look That's true But if you have to stay there Then you're coming back out Don't you? Oh yeah If you're staying on the carousal It's the nature of a carousal

To make sure of a carousel. You get off the carousel through the plastic doors. Of course. But you're still, they can, yeah, they can see you. As soon as they see you, you're done. Oh, you go to one of those, like, souvenir shops that they're in the airport, and you go and just stand on the shelf. But then they might grab you because they're like, there's an elephant.

I just got told to find an elephant. I just go somewhere that one would ever think there would be an elephant in a cubicle, toilet cubicle. No one's going, oh. There might be an elephant in there. Yeah. Unless they got told that he could be of any size. Yeah, but no, they weren't, though, just to find an elephant.

I would go, there's no elephant in there. out because they went to the gift shop straight away and thought I'll go and find a fucking elephant. There's a little miniature elephant standing there. He's out. You're dead. Instant death. Instant death. Ripped my tusks out.

Yeah. Sorry about that. Do you know one time just changing the subject? Just quickly. No, we can stay on it. This is sort of a little side quest. I remember going to my friend's house the Dodds very many years ago. Logan Dodds. No, Frayser Dodd and Nick Dodd. And we used to play Hide in Secret

their house because they had this big like section. The naked one. No, no, no. And I shat myself. I should have gone with the naked one. Why the fuck have we not heard about how you shoot yourself? Because I was hiding and I was last to be found and I was like, I can't come out now because I was fucking prairie dogging and I shat myself. I do think that hiding and see makes need a wee. I always think you need a wee before you hide and see because for some reason as soon as you can't move, you're like, I'm

busting to go. I remember going. But I've never shit myself and that's coming from me. No, I'd rather lose the game than shit my pants and win. No, it's the thing, but then I was a kid and you don't have the reason in your head. The reason was, do I lose this game? And that's fucking the worst case scenario. No, no. I was shit myself. And I went with shit myself.

That's the worst case scenario. How old were you? Fucking nine. Eight. Seven. No, stop. My daughter actually did the same thing the other day, but she's three. I remember squidging my undies.

My knickers. My knickers into the, they, they, had like a tree hut. It was like halfway up a tree and I remember squidging it in between the wood and the tree. He took up his shit in the nose pants. He took up and put them in a fucking tree house.

He took his shit and said, but he found them one day. Wait, wait, so if you're in the... Well, they would have found the undies and gone who's of these? We're never know. Wait. Covered in shit. They're like, there's Dan Weby.

What do they know that? Shity undies? Two days ago, two days ago you played hide and seek. Oh, would have been that was commonly squitched. Yeah, and your mum probably wrote your name on your undies because you had a brother and you probably worked out who's were yours and who's were Simons.

This is also like, what is this the second or third time we've heard a story about you up a tree without pants? Thank you, Cal. No, I was... Was it the same tree? Was it the same tree?

Well, you're in a tree house. Where the dad put his thumb up. That was a different guy. That was Chris Wade. Wait, why didn't you, if you're out in a bush and you're hiding? Why, you just take your pants off

and take a dump? Why crap in your pants? Never shit on your own doorstep. Then, wait, then... Was it your house? Then take your pants off. I was hiding. Why would I shit in the place I'm hiding?

You shit in your pants. Yeah, but then I think from memory I just took them off and sort of put them aside. I can't remember exactly what I just remember to go and fuck I've shit myself. If you're gonna... Fuck me. Damn it.

What's that? Oh shit. I'm fucking out. Not again. I'm not losing this game now. I remember I shit myself when I was younger one time. No, yeah, do to me. Rather than I imagine you did, maybe a bit younger.

And I was at my brother's soccer game and I must have been sick because I remember be with a girl, like a girl she was playing with me and I was like, fucking disgusting grotty bitch and shit herself because I thought she smelled it. It was me. And I had to do the same. How do you shoot yourself without knowing you'd check yourself?

Fuck, well, I'm playing football. No, no, I was watching my brother play football. So who, who's the girl? She was just a random girl who also had a brother on the team. Oh, so you're off playing. We're playing and I was like, this, I was like, mum, get me away. This goes, shit to herself.

And lo and a behold, it was me when I got, She's like, your mum's like, that girl's over there now. I can still smell it. But it's like, I was so sure. I never told anybody, literally you and everybody listening the first time I've ever, ever said that story out loud because I never even told mum, I just threw the underies out, I think. I was so nervous to get in trouble.

I used to shit myself all the fucking time when I was a kid, I don't know. I think I've told the time about how I was dressed as Spider-Man at the Spider-Man thing. I had too much furry and shapped myself in the Spider-Man costume. And it was a onesie. And so I had to go into Kyle Rainstford's house. and got to his bathroom and get fully naked

so I had to get off the Spineaman costume take off my shitty undies and then I stuck them into the brickwork of his house No No! Recividist Try again Rishivist

Rishivist No Fuck! Come on, I need the moment Daniel you're a Residivist Yes Yes, thank you she got there in the end Why do you keep putting your shitty undies and cracks?

Because I share us out often I think it was sugar. I used to eat so much sugar at like parties. Plin of you ever shit yourself from an intimate sugar? Of course he hasn't. He's fucking perfect. No, I don't think so many. Yeah, look at him.

Yeah, of course he hasn't. Most vanilla man. Yeah, but Dan's never had the shits, though. You've told me you've never had gastro. Yeah, but there's a difference between having the shits and just shitting yourself from busting. No, there isn't. Okay. One time...

Here he goes. Someone gave me one of these, like... I don't know. It was like a nicotine pouch. and they said you put it under your tongue or whatever. Oh, this is an adult. This is an adult. I think it's for, yeah, I think it's like people that are trying to stop smoking.

Do they have these little, instead of having like a nicotine patch, they put under their tongue, is there right now? Yeah, it's like a little, I don't, I've no idea what these are, by the way. It's like a little nicotine pouch. It's like a tea bag that you put on the other side of your lip or something. Oh, you've got one in now. Age, age. And I was at a wedding. He was at a wedding.

At least 25 then. Fuck! Oh my God. And someone, I probably had. I can't remember. Remember? Do you shit yourself at a wedding? Do much to drink?

No. And then someone gave me one of these. I was like, oh you go on. It didn't really do a hell of a lot. Didn't really love it. Taste was awful that I'd leave it in. I was later in life because he was Chriser in the first part of life. And then I went to bed and then I woke up in the morning and was like,

oh, like I got to make it to the... It's your wedding, Meggie. To my wedding? To the bathroom. And I didn't. And then I had to start Googling because I was like, why is this happened? I started googling like a nicotine poisoning. You can give you the shits?

You shoot yourself after my wedding. Not after your wedding. He shed himself during your wedding. And you were in a bed? Yeah, but I got out of bed. You did a bed. You did a bag. You did a me.

You did a me. You did a me. You shit yourself in the bed though. No, on the way to the bathroom. He was like, woke up. woke up and going, shit, I've got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Then I started running. And obviously, as I went horizontal. Oh, it came out. Then I said, you know, when you can see a bathroom and you start getting more and more and more and more busting? Yeah. Yeah, that's like when I'm... Ship myself in the carport.

What? I should ship myself in the carport. How do we get here? What were you doing? We're talking about elephants of the airport. You got us here. I don't even know how I made the jump. I told you.

Oh, hide and seek. Were you driving? No, I went for a run. I'll see you're an adult. You were talking about this. She had to bistle up and dripped all the way through her front door. And she had to bistle it up. I think I was away.

No. And I remember then I... Yes, I think I was away because I said. started hearing about and you guys were doing like could I do a recreation video or something? And then, Maclin, and then months later I'd had something happen in my vehicle like coffee spill or something. And Meg

was like, use my bistle. And I was halfway through vacuuming up my car seat and then I went, and realised this was the same bistle that she had vacuumed up her shit from her carport. I didn't bistle the cardboard. I just washed it down. Yeah, well whatever. But you'd bissled the house, hadn't you bissled the laundry? Aren't bistles

disgusting? I saw someone using one the other day because they had soiled on their carpet and they were bissoling it up my brother-in-law actually and like... Yeah, but you're supposed to backwash them when you're finished. I know, but still...

Did they wheel, poo? Pooh, they just had their nappy off, yeah, classic. But, oh, they're not a... Like, how much to drink the bistle water? Oh! Depends what you've just... Holy shit.

That's such a horrible question. What about just, like, cleaning the couch? Just cleaning the couch. Clean the couch. And then it's like a... Fair Factor. Even there. Because Joe Rogan used to make people

drink and eat some crock shit to go through to the final round. But were Johnny Knoxville? Yeah, I heard of that. I won't be the same without Joe Rogan. Johnny's looks pretty good at it. Joe would, they wouldn't be enough money for him to entertain the idea.

Unless he was just bored and was kind of like the nostalgia. If he had really fond memories of doing the show, he might go back just to do it, but maybe he doesn't. Feels like a backward step for him, perhaps. Yeah, the first challenge I saw you had to be like vacuum sealed in a bag and you had a tube to breathe through

like a little straw to breathe through. It's fine if you can breathe, you're fine. But it was the claustrophobia, I guess, have not been able to move you, being vacuum filled. Were you giving producer car ideas? No, we actually had this idea about a year ago and it was floated, you know, kind of went around some of the management and stuff

and health and safety. It was called the vacuum cleaner's revenge. And it was one for Dan, because obviously that's the story about the vacuum cleaner. And then we were going to seal them in one of these vacuum bags and, yeah. But why? It would be funny for a show, wouldn't it?

Get a few clicks. A couple of clicks, definitely. Anything for the clicks, hey, Carl. Anything for the clicks, mate, you know. All right. Oh, well. You know, Barbara commenting on it going, I think this is too far, guys.

Yeah, come on, guys, that's bully egg. That's too much. If you didn't listen to the full show today, Daniel has a fake Instagram account where he comments on his own things. And other stuff. Genuinely, it's more other stuff I comment. Well, I'm going to have to find that stuff.

I'm going to have to do it. I'll comment on some of Clint's stuff. I think he did put the spot once, like with his fat. family in the car and I commented, Dan did it better as Barbara. What's fucking wrong with you? Just relax. Let me find it, because then I can find out the real name of his

burner account. What is wrong with you? Have you ever commented on mine? Either, like, just stuff, like, very generic stuff like you're pathetic. What a loser. What a shame on your family? Like, stuff like that, you know? Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Okay, let me see. Stuff that doesn't stand out with everything else.

Okay, Chelsea says nailed it. Lisa says great song choice Carissa, gosh, I love Cam, so good guys Someone else says Yes, what did he say? Definitely not her. Yes, team And then a Jen says, Dan did it better. There we go. Is it? Gen, yeah, yeah.

Good on you. So that's his burner account. Yeah. I'm going to change your name again. She doesn't accept you. I've tried. I've tried. It's pathetic. It is, eh?

It really is. Do you know what? It's not pathetic if he's doing it. is a gag and we're all in. I know him we're like, oh, fucking Dan with his burner account. But he did that months ago. Yeah, he didn't do it for content, did he? Yeah. Am I?

Am I? Hey, yeah, we got John Aiken, married at first sight, relationship expert. We're going to be chatted to him in just a couple of minutes. We'll be on the show tomorrow because the new app drops. If you're listening to this on a Monday, it drops tonight. Just quick pop in before we get into John. Can you write on our Edge Breakfast Podcasts fan page

If you're still here My husband is a theory that our podcast should be 25 minutes And over every time He's like they should be longer Than our 10 minute ones that we do So I want to know if he's out We've got to get our podcast numbers up So I want to know if that's something that would

Sometimes I think they're too long This one could be cut in half That's what I think too But he tends to disagree as a consumer That's on you Spoke for 14 minutes about shooting yourself In different occasions And that was the best part

dashing your undies in crevices. Breakfast, I'm not going to your house ever again. This is going to be fucking undies. Just shoved. I'll shove to a pair of undies in your house. Oh, shut up. We'll find her Monday. We have to go to your mum's house to her basement, right? Do we have to clean out her basement?

What? Don't we have to go to... Dan's being shoving undies in his mum's basement? Is that a euphism? No, not again. Come on. Let me know on the breakfast podcast fan page if it makes it... Fuck!

Fuck! You can't look at the podcast's fan page. See how long it's taking. The longer will be than my husband's season. As long as this is a 25 minutes to try to get a podcast number up. It was one fucking word.

It was one fucking word. Anyway, that's the little pocket-off. You literally shit yourself and shoved it into a tree. So I've got a smokescreen somehow. I'll say I'm doing it. Thanks for listening. If you got all the podcast fan pages

on this podcast, it's committed to them. He's like I'm flowing out of his mouth. Just like him from me and I. Just the more comments, the better. Just make us speak better out of the base. I don't know what he's saying. Anyway, I'm being racial. Close being, close to be, clothe me, a fucking good cut.

See you later. See you. That'll do. Bye.