The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS actually a super wholesome one

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Only Fans with Clint Dan and Ash London, everybody. Hello, darling. Say we decided that we're going to do raise, whereas my husband is hit the spot, and this will by far be the hardest thing I think we've ever done as a show.

Yeah, I mean, I think it would probably be up there with the Whitney Houston, when we did because that was hard. It's harder. It's harder. Because with the Whitney Houston word, it's the silence that you have to count. With this, it's like the syncopation and the weird time signature

and getting all the words out, then getting the timing right. I'll play you a tiny little bit of the song so we can, you know, you know what we're talking about, but if I play too long, Spotify pulls the podcast down. The step.

That's the song. Oh, gosh. It's going to be so fun. I reckon if we nail it, I reckon we'll tag Ray and I think she'll see it. And she'll say, you guys amazing. When you say we, are you thinking of doing like a trio hit the spot again? I don't know. I think it needs to be a group one, yeah.

I mean, if we could pull it off with the three of us, that would be incredible. Yeah. But are you thinking rather than doing like a party each? So for anyone who doesn't know what hit the spot is, we'll sing along to a song, then you can play this. We actually did play this on the road trip when I was on holiday with my kids. You just mute the song, but it's still.

playing and then you'd bring it back when you were at the chorus and see if you're perfectly still in time with the actual song chorus. That's just a fun timing game. Would we all sing the rap together? I think we need to create our own arrangement. Like we need to take this next step.

And I'm not talking just like you do a line, then you do a line, then I'll do a line. I reckon we have bits we do together and then solo vocal and then together. I think we just fucking go all out. Because like how else so we need to keep taking this upper level, up a level, up a level. Yeah, we do.

Because there might be little echoes and little, I guess where she doubles up on her vocal. So that's where one of us would take the double and someone else just keeps the melody. Well, there's a bit that she goes like, a what, a wom, a mop, or something like that, which we could all do. And then there's another bit where Ash could come in, then I can come in, then you bring it out with the crescendo.

Print out the lyrics and then we need to like get different colour highlighters so we know which part we're responsible for in the song. Do you feel like we've hijacked your segment? I just realized that. No, not at all. Okay, good. Because you know sometimes like my Less work I have to do, Ash, the better, you know me. I just think we're going to nail it. I just have a feeling that this is, you know, and then I'll be gone.

But the thing is, I think it's all well and good every now and then to have just a singular one. Like if you wanted to do one, Ash, or we did like one off, just a one off and then bring it back up with a crescendo. But I think we'd do this next week. I feel like we've had a few really difficult ones in a row, but if you want to do it, fuck, fine. I think we have to.

It's a problem, because then let's, I don't know, you know, like, you know, like, Like when you hit like a new PB, no one wants to see you run almost as fast as you used to. I know what I mean? Like, everyone's better, better. We want more. Let's say you're a high jumper, Dan, and your best was 180. And then you jump two metres. And you're like, right, who wants to see me do 180 again?

Yeah, but you say, but you're saying, Bolt, he'll go to the Olympics. But then sometimes he'll do a couple of national races, you know, where it's not as hard. Yeah. You know, so you've got to keep your mind in the game by doing a few. Do you think he deliberately runs slower because he knows he can still win, without having to go full pace. Yeah. No, surely he's running.

Yeah, he still does... He could just jog and beat people. I know, but surely you would still run full pace to show how much better you are than all those other people. Because otherwise, if you lost using bowl by half a second, you'd be like, oh, my God, and then everyone would be like,

oh, he wasn't running as fast as. Put it this way. It's only half a second in it at the end of day. His half a second is what makes him a champion. Against the best in the world, yeah. Put it this way. Max Verstappen, he does Formula One. He's the best in the world.

He still does go-cut races. Does he, been fun? Because he likes to keep his iron. He likes to, like, you know, go back to his roots. You can take pills for that. Yeah. Iron, lol. You were the best at go-karting when we went with Jaden.

I know. And you were holding backwards. But here's the thing, I sort of cheated in a way because I used to do go-cutting as a kid. But still? Yeah. I mean, I used to play Mario Kart, same time. It's a little bit different.

You only use your fingers. Yeah, because you don't get any bananas to throw the people behind you and stuff. I might just have I had bananas through little Jaden. Yeah. I don't mean. What did he even do to us? Nothing. What a darling.

He was gorgeous. his very lovely family. I've been chatting with Michelle, by the way. Michelle, I've chat with all the listeners. Jaden's mom, Emma and I, I've been chatting. They're having a great week. His phone background. He's still his photo with us and they were loving life.

I spoke to Michelle last week, our listener who's a battling terminal cancer. She's out of hospital at home. Oh, that's good. After we caught up with her, you might have heard we brought her up to Auckland with her husband or a partner. And we took them out for lunch. Well, the husband, they just got married. year. Yeah, okay, yeah.

Yeah, because she was just talking about how her a wedding anniversary is in Jan and she was, yeah, doctors couldn't give her a definitive answer as to whether she would celebrate her one year anniversary. Yeah, she told me she's trying to make first week of November, which is such a strange thing, isn't it, to discuss with someone the fact that they know they've just got weeks left? And, and their goal is to make November? Yeah. Like, that is wild, right?

Rather than, I want one more Christmas or whatever it might be. Yeah, I mean, I haven't spoken to since last week, so I don't know where it's at. I hope she's okay. I hope she's well. I don't know anything. So it's going to be a... Yeah, I just love her so much. It's so shitty. Yeah.

You've met some pretty... That's the thing with this job. You meet some really cool people, don't you? Absolutely. And some incredible stories. You hear stories like Michelle's, like obviously Jaden's story. Yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, just incredible people.

I know, I would never know them otherwise. No. And even when you meet people out and about, because you're a radio host, they'll just tell you about their life. And I love that. Yeah. I get to just hear... I mean, they're best of everyone's stories.

I'd love to do as well. Like, you always want to really help people that aren't going around shouting from the rooftops, how hard life is. It's the ones going, no, no, I'm all good, no, I'm all good. And you go, no, you're not, mate. You're living in your car. Yeah, yeah.

You're not all good, but you're not taking help because you don't want to be seen as a burden on anybody. And those are the ones you really want to go the extra mile, like pour your heart and finances into. There's a guy who's been on my heart for a little while who... On my heart that is something only, ex-Crizo is like I say, no, you're a Crizo. Crizo is like I say, you say it on my heart.

On my heart. I mean, the Lord's put them on my heart. Yeah, and it's like I just keep feeling I need to, like every weekend, I'm like, I need to go see that guy. You need to go and listen to your heart. So I'm going to go see him this weekend and I'm saying it out loud now. Oh, that's nice. He has been living in his car in the car park of my brother's gym.

And my brother went and saw him maybe a month ago and was like, hey bro, notice you being like sleeping in your car. Bringing down the vibes. And he goes, well, he thought that's what my brother was getting at. He goes, oh, sorry, man, like, I'll move or whatever. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm not asking you to move. There's plenty of car parks. I'm just wondering what your story is and what's going on.

He goes, he goes, because I notice you're a member of the gym. And he goes, yeah, I mean, obviously I'm not using the gym to train, but he said, I'm a member so I can use the bathroom and the shower and stuff. And, and I, what's a gym in a shop, 20 bucks a week? And he doesn't have a hell of a lot of money at all. I think he was looking to sign up as an Uber driver. And Bev just said, hey, we'll give you a comp membership so you can use the facilities and stuff.

And I was just like, very rarely do you stumble across a person who's doing it that hard who's not going out of his way to tell everyone about it? And I'm like, I wonder what we could do, like, as a show. Like, I watch all these videos of these guys where they'll stumble across somebody who's got nothing and they're literally giving the shoes off their feet, literally in these videos because this guy

who they don't realize is like some big influencer doesn't have shoes and he's like hey man you don't have any money so I can go buy some shoes and the guy goes no I don't but you can have mine and gives them away so he's finding these people and then he goes and like gives them a thousand dollars cash some of them are a house yeah and then they get a give a little

page and then he goes this is your house the mortgage is being paid for the next year here's a brand new car so you can get to a job he's got like nine different job opportunities that they can so they can finance And I'm like, it's just so cool. And then I'm like, well, we've got a platform edge.

Why can't we do stuff like that? Yeah, we should do stuff like that. It feels so good, especially giving people listening the chance to get involved. Because even if it's like five bucks, which for a lot of people still a lot of money. We used to do that segment called Radio Give a Little, which I used to love. But then it does require someone to call up and admit that they are going on tough times, which is, I actually think it's a hard thing in itself to do. You know, if you're genuine and you're going, like having to call a radio station and

say shit, I'm falling on tough times. Yeah, but if you can't meet the kids, I mean, you don't care. Yeah. Unless you, you know, like this guy, you go and actually have a chat and you say, how would you be alright if I recorded a chat with you about your story? And then you play the story on the air and then you hope people come out of the woodwork and go, hey man, I want to do something for this guy or I want to do this. I want to do this.

And then all of a sudden, it's just literally someone sharing their story and then just seeing people from all over New Zealand who don't know this guy at all, like just giving him not a hand out, a hand up, but just an opportunity to really just change his life. But you're right, though. I think a lot of people, maybe he's the same, don't want to admit that on national radio. Like, if I was on hard times, I would never dream

of calling up a radio station and admitting that I need help from random strangers. And I would. If I couldn't feed my kid, I wouldn't care. Oh, yeah. But I think there's a certain amount of, and I think I'm wrong in this, but I feel like I think I'd have a certain amount of pride that I wouldn't want to admit it.

Yeah, I get that. And also that's a man thing. I think it's harder for men, because whether we want to admit it or not, traditionally men are expected to be the breadwinners and the people that make the money and provide for their family. Yeah. But I think that's the wrong way to think about it. Totally.

Because I think you have got to talk about it. Absolutely. And I think you have got a, if you're on hard times, especially when kids are involved. And they have real interesting things as well is when you want to do something and then you want to put it on the radio, you want to put it on your social media. People think you're now just doing the nice thing to get the clout. Yeah. When actually...

Which a lot of these people are, let's be honest. Yeah, but then I think the thing is as well is like the fact that he's put it on social media with the following of a million people is the reason why he was able to raise $200,000 from his platform. It's a win-win. Yeah, so it's like, I know he's getting clout for it

but without putting on social media, it can't happen. For the haters, or what are you doing? This guy just changed someone's life. And I think that's what it is. People feel guilty that they're not doing anything so it's easier for them to be like, oh, I'm just doing this for clout.

But the times that we've done stuff like that, like with Jaden and to a certain degree with Michelle, but I don't even think so so much. And that wasn't because we would want to do it and use it for content. I think it's almost bad if we didn't use our platform for stuff like that. Because I think we, like you say, Clint, we've got a platform, we've got a means to help people out. And it'd be stupid if we didn't use it for that kind of thing.

You know, like I think using it to help people. I remember the last time we probably did Radio Do Gooders. I'm sorry, no, Radio Give a Little. we had a guy call up and he was like admitted the fact that he's got a baby on the way and he was like and just man he goes I'm working two literally two jobs like I hardly ever see my partner

like I finish a job I go to the next one and then I get home and I sleep and then rinse for a pee and he goes and we just went in and had our scan because I'm stressing about how much his baby's going to cost and he just found out as twins so he says I know I need two of everything and he goes I just feel like the world just won't give me a break

and so because he was willing to share his story and people just need that personal touch, I suppose, to feel like... Moved to help. To actually part with their finances. I remember that people, we just said, oh, you can text bank or whatever, and it will bounce you back as account number

and you can chuck some cash in. I think we called him like the next day and he'd like woken up to like $4,000 overnight. Oh, my God. And his bank account. It's crazy. All we hear about and read around the news is people just being shit people.

And because it, you know, like it's clickbait and I guess people's cliques. But I think inherently most people are good and they want to help and they know that it feels good to help we just need to give them opportunities to do so so I think we're on to something I think you know

it aligns with all of our values on the show to be doing good for people especially because you look around at the moment and it's, I don't know it's a scary time to be alive I mean I have said in the past and there's a recording somewhere of me saying fuck charity

but that was taken out of context and it was when that was a voice recording that he sent Meg and I can I just explain that it was when I had pitched the idea of going on the log flim at Rainbow's End for a whole day, okay?

Because I'd done it for once and it was 99 laps and I wanted to crack the 100. And then these do-golds were like, let's do it for charity. I'm like, fuck the charity. Did you say I'm the charity? Yeah, I'm the charity here.

You know, because I think sometimes... No, I won't say that. What? I was going to say when you had a charity, it dumbs it down a bit. I will... I'm sorry, I'm just completely ruined all the other. Are you nice?

No, we are. No, we are. And sometimes some charities aren't good. I'll say word for word. I think it's Dan saying, fuck charity. I don't think we do it for... No, he goes, fuck charity.

We're not doing for charity. The charity is me. Yeah. I don't think we do it for charity. F*** charities. The charity is me. Yeah, and Clint calls himself a man of God. And he's taken my words out of context

and use them against me. What would God say, Clint? But maybe if you're listening to this podcast, you could reach out to us, on Insta, however you want to get in touch. If there's somebody that comes to mind, we go, oh my God, I know someone who's just being told they have in twins and they work in two jobs.

Maybe we can bring back our radio, give a little. It was just kind of like an overnight thing and we'd touch base with them again to see what the outcome was. Or maybe there's an opportunity with a client that comes on board where we could do something bigger and, you know, get someone into their first home and rent free for a year. Yeah. I think also

the ones where people nominate a friend is always meaningful, eh? Like when someone goes, I know, like, for instance, your guy that's in the car park, Clint, you could have text through or message through saying there's this guy that is in the car park. He is an incredible guy, and he's fallen on tough times. That's the best ones.

And I once did this documentary where we spoke to people on the streets just to, like, find out how they got there. And every single one of them had a legitimate, something that had a traumatic event that had happened in their life. It made you understand exactly how it all happened. Like, we think they've got to be a drug or nukes, They've got to have fucked on their life. And it's like, no, sometimes it's as simple as their lease was up.

And they couldn't find anywhere to live. And they ran out of time. Don't have any bond? No, so then they had to go to a hotel or a motel, which was costing them lots of money. And then, you know, one thing leads to another. They're on the street. And then when you're on the street, you haven't got a place to shower and clean and clean your clothes. So going to work or getting a job is harder.

And then it's just like, yes, it feels like everything all of a sudden is stacked against you. And you hear these politicians all the time going, oh, There's no reason why anybody in this country should be on the streets. Unfortunately, politicians and people that say that, people fall through the cracks. And there is a lot of cracks in the society and the way that things are led in this country. So I think there is a lot of people out there that are on the streets that have no other option. I agree. What if I get this dude's name and number, and then I'll just start messaging him

and then see whether he'd like to come on the show and talk about a story. Because if you go to the gym, just go talk to him. Suss him out. I think he's He goes to a closer gym to work He doesn't know He goes to a one that's closer to work He doesn't go there

Well you did the off-air investigation Yeah I'm wondering because I think now he's working He's Uber driving, try and make some money Because the only thing he's got is his car Yeah So he's not necessarily around during the week But in the weekends I hear he's there a bit But my brother's spoken to him

So maybe I'll get his name a number See if he wants to tell a story Because it's really interesting like you said Ash How somebody goes from I think from what my brother told me he was with his girlfriend living at his girlfriend's parents' place, and then they broke up. So then, all of a sudden, he can't live at his girlfriend's parents' place anymore,

and he's got nowhere to go to and no family here, and so he's living in his car now. That's a thing, family. Like, all of us have got family that I know without a shadow of doubt. If I fell on tough times, there are 10 places I can go and live. Yeah. Family members of course, no question is us. Come on live with us.

And not everyone has that support. You come to live with me. Thanks, darling. How do I get to sleep in your bed? Well, we don't have another spear, so it's like that Hannah and me. or on the floor. Actually, we're on the subject of Uber as well when I called an Uber into interview Teddy Swims the other day

and I was talking to the Uber driver and he was saying that he doesn't make a profit. He Uber's full time and I don't know if this is just an Auckland thing with Uber drivers and he drives a Prius so it's a hybrid and he absolutely makes very like he said he's scraping by on like a hundred dollars profit a week

from Ubering. Because he's got nothing else to do. He got fired from his job and he was like a very well qualified like computer technician guy. He got his qualifications in another country and he comes here and obviously he's got no contacts in New Zealand.

He lost his job that he got here and so he's forced to Uber Drive and he's just got like they're struggling to make ends meet. Like he can't pay rent and that's from full time Ubering but the costs of fuel obviously upkeep of the car

all other things that come into it. And then Uber takes such a huge. Yeah, so everyone just tip 10%. I know. Does it offer you the option to tip? Because I'd always tip, apart from the $37. And you know what happens? I talk to the drivers all the time and I find out their story like you to Dan.

And then all of a sudden I get out of the car and then I'm like, I've got to do something. I know. Then you drop a big tip. Yeah. Oh, God, I didn't give me anything. After all that, you didn't give me a tip. We know why.

I don't think we do it for charity. charities. The charity is me. Fucking Bill Gates. You can afford it. I know, I should have. I should have, actually. I should have. I'll always tip to Uber each driver. It's raining. Always. Oh, really? If it's raining, you guys are good people. I need to take a leaf out of your books.

It makes you feel good, because I always think. It does be right. No, it might miss $5 out of my pocket. I love giving people money. I would much rather, be the person that gets to give somebody money or whatever it is and they get all excited about it and be the person that's there with my handout hoping somebody does.

I always step at restaurants because I've been a waitress and I know that's a fucking, that's a rough gig. It's a tough job. So I always tip. And not a lot of people tip in New Zealand, I've noticed. No. Because they get paid quite well. Anyway.

See this guy as well as you down to sit here and talk. You'd be surprised how to lie, I'll show you a couple of figures. You'll be surprised. Oh, I can't lose my eyes. It's lighting. We're in the zeros. See you guys. We're at the zeros.