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Episode Date: September 22, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is? Welcome to OnlyFans with Clint Dan and Ash London. I appreciate you tuning in. Anyone's got some hookups for some Monster Jam tickets. They're sold out.

Well, it's not Monster Jam. It's the spin-off. It's the Hot Wheels Monster Truck. Glow and Fire Monster Fun. It's got a Hot Wheels Monster Trucks live. Yeah, I've been to a Monster Jam in America, and that's like the OG. Monster Jam.

Have you confirmed that they're doing that at Eden Park? I just can't believe they're going to let Monster Trucks drive on the whole year. Or is it Mount Smart? It's one of the two. It's Eden Park. I live near Eden Park and it was driving out yesterday. That's wild because I know how pedantic they are about walking on to the grass. There must be a coverage, I would imagine.

Yeah, but even so, these trucks are so big and they're like flying up at the end and landing on like one or two tires at a time. The Allbacks are playing this weekend there and then the weekend after it was Monster Tracks. I think it would be worse for having a concert there. Because if you think it's really five monster trucks Can you imagine like 10,000 people on the ground? That's true. Because I think Eden Park holds how many people, like 50,000? Yeah.

So there'd be at least probably 7,000 on the actual floor of the weather pitchers. So that would probably be heavier than monster trucks. There must be a lot of prep, I guess, that goes into making sure that the groundskeeper is an absolutely fuming when the gig's over. I met the groundskeeper once. I don't know if he's still the guy. Oh, Willie? Willie, yeah, yeah.

He's lovely. He's smarter. Do you know Willie? Groundskeber Willie I can find two tickets They're $130 each though That's for the monster trucks That's for the ones

That's a lot Wow But they're almost like completely sold out Except for the odd seat here and there You think if it's sold out that quick Ahead of the gig is still two weeks away They would have put on a second show Especially with the amount of prep

That goes into getting them here They're probably on a Wellington after that They're like there's no time for us to be Yeah it'd be cool How do they get the cars from Dunedin Up truck to one Do they just have to... I think they just have to...

Drive them all the way out? Yeah, unlike the back of a thing. And wait, how do they get them from the States? I think they must come over on a cargo. Because the way they transport them is they put the small wheels on them. So they take the big monster truck wheels off and I think deflate them

and then they can transport them around the world. But I think from city to city they just put like little tiny wheels on them drive them onto the back of a like flatbed truck. Like when you're playing... Oh shit. Mario Kart. And then when you choose your car

You can have tiny wheels Yeah, so it looks like And then they fit into a truck And then they drive them up The country Yeah That's how they do Monster Jam in America So they drive them all around

Like the tours around them Kind of America all year Monster Jam Dan wants to take his son But his wife said he's too young Yeah he's a year and a half And Hannah's like he's too young To go to a big gig like that

Maybe this could be like A birthday present for Buddy He's obsessed with monster trucks He's one and a half And every time we go to Kmart Or at the warehouse You know they have those hot wheels Monster trucks you can buy

He'd go straight to their straight, picks them off the shelf. He doesn't even know, yeah. He doesn't even know, yeah. He loves it. He calls them road rollers, but I mean... Road rollers. Yeah, because he's obsessed with, like, road works and diggers and stuff, so he thinks they're road rollers.

We've had... Since, they've just left, but for the first month that we lived in our new house, they've been, like, digging up the road on our little road because they're laying new power lines, and it was so good for the first week, but it would just sit at the window, but then it just became infuriating and annoying, and too many cones.

Then someone got on the neighbourhood watch text WhatsApp group And they were like I'm having nightmares about the cones I'm imagining just ramming the cones down And then everyone's like We hate the fucking cones too And then one other person was like

Actually it's not the council's fault I've made friends with the treaties I'm like alright mate Oh yeah you're on like a group chat In your neighbourhood Which I haven't really ever heard of And the last thing I need another fucking group I hate a busy body

It's a cold a sack Hate a busy body And they're always at round I yelled at someone last week Hannah told me off but I was driving up the road and I was going 50 in fact probably 45 kilometres per hour

and there was a man doing private work in one of in his house and he'd put cones out on the road because he'd parked a truck outside and so he was a private like I guess tradie and as I drove past going under the speed limit he walks out in front of my car

like to the side of the road and goes like slow down like that and I drove past and I was like actually you know what fuck you and I slammed on the anchors put it in reverse and backed up and I rolled down my window and I said,

and I rolled down the window and I said are you a cop and he goes no I'm doing some work in here and I said then shut the fuck up and drove off he did not I swear I was so hot and Hannah was in the passenger seat and goes Dan you have been grumpy this week

what's wrong and I was like I'm sick of people being like I wasn't doing anything wrong He's taking the piss just piss off it's no idea of business That's so funny so he's probably like exerting his authority and it absolutely got told when it wasn't like it was a council where I works because he has the right to tell me to slow down, I guess.

But he was just doing some work in someone's backyard. Fuck up. Don't tell me to slow down on my Kia. It reminds him of Ross in friends when he goes, you can't see it. Yeah, yeah, less. Bring it down. I would have done the same thing.

I'd had a bad day, I think. And Adrian would have been mortified. Like, you know, yell at people in public. Because Adrian thinks, because I will always have confrontations in public, Asian's like, yeah, all well and good for you to do it. But I'm the guy. So they're not going to throw a punch at you. they're going to fight me.

True. I never forgot this. The first probably running with road rage, we're on our way to Nana's house for dinner, and I would have been maybe 10, brother, might have been 8. And someone swerved in front and cut Dad off, and mum was in the passenger scene. She reached over and slammed the horn on,

and then this dude just rips his car sideways and gets out and just went mental at Dad, thinking that Dad had done it. And Mum's trying to be like, sorry, sorry, it was me, whatever, but he just wasn't having a bar, and dad just took the verbal beating from this guy. And we're just sitting in the back, just like, oh, like his kids, like what the hell, and eventually he got in his car.

And then mom's like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, John. Sorry, John. Do you guys ever use the horn? Huh? Oh, so my wife calls it an educational tool. She's like, you should have used the educational tool there. And I was like, yeah. I love the horn, but Adrian never uses the horn.

So I'm always reaching across when he's driving to beep the horn because he's too much of a pussy to use it. You know we've got to like Southeast Asian countries or a lot of Asian countries. They just use their horn for like, it's just a thing they use. It's like indicator. They use it more. And so we don't use it enough in New Zealand. Agree.

We don't. There he is now. Yeah. He who shall not use the horn. Yeah, yeah, Mr. Anti-horn. Still not wearing his new fucking clothes. Oh, yeah. There's two tops folded in a fucking David Jones bag at home and he still hasn't even hung them.

Yeah, but he's saving them because always once you wear them, they're not. really like it's new and fun. We spent all this money. One of them is a Hugo boss top. That was above the budget and I said you need to get it. He might be saving it for a lovely date night or something. Which I've booked tonight by the way. Because you know what? I will say I much, unless this isn't how your husband feels at all, but if I buy a new top and then I wear it to work first, it doesn't feel as special. I'm like waiting.

So he doesn't think we're special to see it. He doesn't go anywhere but work. I'm waiting for like a Saturday night. We're all going out with like family, with like, friends. and stuff and I'm like, oh, I'm going to wear that shirt. We don't have those. We have no life. After I've worn it out a couple of times to special things, then I might relegate it to a weird uniform. You've got to get the cost per way down. I got this t-shirt yesterday. Got this t-shirt yesterday. I thought, I'm going to wear it for my friend's Clint and Ash because I value their friendship. Thank you so much, darling. Appreciate that. But I won't anymore. Well, I actually said something nice. I said you look lovely

when you stepped out of the car. First thing. I like the half the collars red and half the colours white. That's cool. Lewis Hamilton's colours, baby. I'm staring at a dorm morning. I don't love the blue. I don't love the blue. and white HP brand but I mean it's not really your choice is that? And Shell drills oil in the ocean and you know like... What are we doing here? Well we like the shirt

We don't like the sponsors. I don't know brands that are ruining the ears. I think I don't think that's your colour. It is though. It's a lovely colour on me. Have you done your colours? Have you done your colour wheel? No, I don't need to. Yellow is not my colour. You should. You know what? You should suck my dick. Well, get it out and show us

and I'll have... I love that you're like What was that break with him today? Big secret you found out about your best mates. Ash London. Yeah, so there we go. Oh well. This was on sale at Rebel Sport if you're a Lewis Hamilton fan.

It was down from $140 to $60. Wow. 60, yeah. And they had the NRL jerseys Clint. I was going to text you. They had like this last season the Warriors ones heavily discounted. Yeah, because I guess the seasons are over and then new ones are coming. I was going to buy one but then I'll look like

I'm an old fan right like a bad fan because I brought their shitty jersey their WhatsApp groups just messaged me oh yeah it's like they know we're talking about them what have they said they've got eyes everywhere Is anyone home It could safely store a couple of packages

Oh that's nice Mom's home at number Oh that's nice Mum's home at number Do you know Dan didn't buy number 69 Do you know like a Dan The townhouse

didn't buy number 69 Because it was rude. So whether we brought off the plans and then we had the choice between number... So whether we brought off the plans and we had the choice between... No, it's identical houses, identical or 69. Yeah, we're not. Sixthew one. 69 had a slightly bigger front yard.

Very slightly. No. It was like not to the point where it in add value. I don't think. It was like slightly... It was like a townhouse. So it was at value. It was like a square.

We're talking like a... A metre square and it's no extra minute or not you're going to take an immature number. Able square and it's no extra money nor you guys are taking an immature number. I would have taken like 0-7-7-7. Anal street. I would have taken like A-L Street. A-l street? Or if a man that I got a bigger bag.

A-L Street. How often? Can't we like Criclin. 69 Ainal Avenue. How often? Can't we like Ricklin's in a touch. Ainal passage. Yeah.

How often? You get that bloody tattoo on my chair. Are you writing down your address? And if you're doing it, you're doing it, you're writing down your address. And if you're doing it, you're doing it a lot of wine. Yeah, but then you have to go, oh, come on. So mature. Yeah, because you'd get sick of the gag, you go, ooh, oh, yeah.

So, the George. Yeah, because you'd get sick of the gag, you go, oh, why, you're fucking on me like, yeah. Yeah, but you like, too, get my friend, young. Because I live at number 69. Look at that extra one square meter. Who's laughing now, bitches? Look at that extra one square meter. Who's laughing now, bids us.

Yeah. Because I ordered them as a tree. And the free coffee is coming today. Yeah, you feel sick. Because I ordered as a treatise and I'm a coffee. And it's all I can think about. Because everyone gets hot coffee is like coffee stop. It's all I can think about. You belong at my next door neighbour, 69.

Maybe I do. You belong at my next door neighbour, 69. Maybe I can't get enough of it. You know, actually, I looked after the lady who lives next door to us in number six. You know, actually, I looked after the lady. He looked after it real good. I looked after a goldfish and had died up buying it. She looked after a real good.

I looked after a goldfish. No. I called her and she said put it in the fridge so I repped it in some. No. I called her and she said put it in the fridge. Which I said was the dumbest thing ever because he wrapped it in tissue. Which I mean, in the freezer. Which I said was the dumbest thing ever because he wrapped it in tissue.

You should put it in the freezer. Exactly. When she peels it. She never said anything about it sticking to it. I think she never said anything about it sticking to it. But it was I actually still stand by the fact it was her fault. It was the day. First day I went to.

But it was I actually still stand by the fact it was her fault. It was looking at a lot. And so Hannah said give it a bon. And me, she told me to feed it a pee. Yeah. Apparently that. Penises it. So I gave it a big, told me to take it to pay. Apparently that fixes it.

So I gave it a pig each day, Dek. Sounds like you did kill it. It sounds like you did kill it. Sound like at a crooked guy. I always have that much upper head. How did I just notice? How did I just know it? He's been running it for weeks.

It's so many, you've only just noticed. Shut up, Clint. Now they're always palpwaywayway. He's getting a run. He's getting a run up to Movember. No, I like it. He's getting a run up to Movember. Let's let's split our ratio. I challenge you to a mojew.

Okay, let's split our ratio. I challenge you to a mojew. We can have a poor face of hair. I agree with a hair. I agree with a few of us. We can't have a full face of hair. We'll end on that then. Hello, the belt, gag on me.

We can't defend herself. We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't defend herself. We can't. Why can't you finish your me? I'm going to say, well, let's, that's a good place to finish. No, we'll end. That I was going to say That's a good place to find

That's a shame Bye Your face And your face And your face Oh That's a shame Bye