The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS any objections Ash?

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dance, OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. What? Shall we do it? What? Only fans?

Yeah. Plady do it. Welcome, Clint Dan and Ash London, who do a radio show. This is not it. Hello. This sits alongside it where we can get away with a little bit more than we normally could on here. We always do, don't we? I've got a question. You know how we've been doing these AI versions of

famous songs, like remakes in different genres. And we're not allowed to play. And we're not allowed to play. Surely we're not going to get pinged because they're not real songs. True. Because normally playing like an original song, Spotify somehow finds it and pulls down the... They do an AI sweep, but they sweep through. Unless a robot

hears it and it's like, you'll have taken my shit. My cousin did that. My cousin robot made that song. Really? Okay, well here's the song. I'll just give you to you for a quick couple of seconds so you know. Creed? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to get rid of that.

Do you want to hear the AI version? Yes, I do. The breakdown when it gets real choir and then the choir come back in, they're stripped the guitar. But then when you think about it too deep and then when you think about it too deep and you go, it's just a synthetic fake thing. You know, like, I think if you listen to it on a non-surface level and you just don't even think about it, it's great. But when you start thinking too deeply about it. It's weird. It doesn't, my brain doesn't seem to care about that.

Yeah, it's weird. Why, I do. Like, when I listen to music, I really want to, like, I think about the person singing it. I think about the lyrics, the meaning behind them. I love it. So, that's the main reason. It's not as good, Ash. I don't think it is because there's that element of, like I said on air,

I don't believe in guilty pleasures when it comes to music, but there is an element of guilt in this. What about adult toys? That's totally different. No, but it's not the real thing. It's fake. It's not a real penis, but you're still enjoying it? Yeah, but it's no luck. It's the same thing.

It actually is the same thing. I'd much rather have bad sex with a human than the best sex I've ever had with a robot. Oh, I disagree. I would, I know, I would. Because you know, you know that it's not a real person doing that. But not all sex has to be about deep human connection. Sometimes sex is just about feeling good. One second, I need to hear this.

Now I'm six feet from the edge And I'm thinking Maybe six feet Ain't so far down Hold me now Oh it's just disgusting I don't think all sex

Has to be about human connection I think sometimes it's just about Getting off Yeah because it's the same with if it's songs Or pleasure or whatever I'm like If it feels real It sounds real then it's fine for me

My brain doesn't need to be real. Maybe you're not that deep. Maybe you're a bit, but deep. Maybe you can't go that deep because you're texting. No, maybe you're getting like a mental block because you're like, no, I can't enjoy it. The fact of you went to that level is very deep. I don't know. I'm embarrassed.

I said it. The crazy thing is I'm the overthinker, but in certain situations I can just be like, it's fine. But whereas you're thinking about it so much, damn, that you now can't enjoy the song because you've gone too many layers where I'm like, it sounds great. It makes me feel good. I don't care if it's real. If it's going to be the thing that kills. music.

Yeah, it makes me so angry. It makes me irate when I think about it too much. But I guess it can't kill music. It can change music in the way it's created. Because if we're loving this and thinking it's great, in some arguments, you could say it's improved music. No, because no. It's taking something that was human and adjusting it, changing it.

If more and more robots make things, we won't even get the human genesis of it. I get that, but it's not killing music because it would still, if anything, it would be mass producing even more music. That's produced is not good. Exactly, which means less music for people to listen to that's made by humans. And you know what? Like, the amazing thing for music for me is that someone, like, say, strip it back right down to like Beethoven days or Miles Davis days, where they were like had trumpets, you know, they're putting together an arrangement out of absolute thin air,

and it becomes like the greatest piece of music you've ever heard. Like, that'll never happen now with AI because you'll go, they just put it into a computer and came up with a tune. But it's kind of like, let's say someone's making a car and they go, this car. I can have a car that's machine made and where it's like its margin of error is so slim it's got warning sensors and thinking or I've got some guy who's put every tiny thing on my car You're just making an argument for argument's sake

So I think there are some things where Not everything is better because it's handmade But music is art And also look what's happened to the automotive industry And so many people lost their jobs because of fucking AI And also art's completely different to a car manufacturer You're like, there's no comparison. Pins on the car, I suppose.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is, we're making it sound like just because it's hand, just because it's people made. He's impossible to argue with it. Just because it's people made, it's better. That's not necessarily the case. But this isn't about a product being functional. It's about a subjective, meaningful thing created by human going off their experiences and their emotions and how they felt it helps us see the world in a better way

and understand the world differently. And that's the problem. is that Meg is always someone that will listen to lyrics and she'll talk about what the song's about. Most people do. No, I don't. I just hear the sound and how it makes me feel. There's a song, Guy Sebastian's song, choir.

And it's now we're dancing with the choir. I love Guy to hear you have this discussion. It's so upbeat and I always loved it. And then Guy went and did some intimate showcase. And we went there and he talked about that song is about a mate of his that took his own life. Yeah, but no, but I'm saying that's the point is that not. not everyone will listen to music because they're listening to the lyric and the meaning behind it

and the lesson that this artist learned. Some are just listening and maybe I need to listen more for that. But I'll just listen to how it makes me feel. And so I caught the wrong meaning, obviously, of choir because for me, it's this upbeat song and it's just kind of fun. And so I think it's like live music, sure, AI is going to kill it because you don't have that live performance and part of an incredible show is the performance somebody gives you on stage. But then also, sometimes it's just how something.

makes you feel. It makes you feel good, makes you feel good. The funny thing is that it's on choir. I'd never really listen to it before. But after I knew the story behind it and the human aspect behind it, now I love it. So it's the complete opposite to what you're saying.

But I think it's subjective, isn't it? Obviously, you don't put as much emphasis on music as some of us do. I would like to listen to lyrics more and I'm trying to do that more because then I go... You're just not a true music fan. He's not a music fan. But I'm like the music, the sound, the soul and I'm like, oh, it's a feeling

it gives me rather than me maybe listening to the lyric going, oh, that's actually really sad. It's not just about the lyrics being from a human. It's a fact that it feels like centuries music has been something that people have created as a response to culture and politics and love. It kind of takes a magic out of it when it's

just like an algorithm. One of the great joys of my life, and I'd say most people's life, is sitting down and listening to a music, like a song and letting it just like go through you and imagining. Yeah, see, like, that's sad. When Dan says he would buy a record and he'd sit there and listen from start to finish for an hour, like he's watching a movie? We've lost that now.

Even before AI, we'd lost that. No one listens to a full album now. I don't even have ADHD and I couldn't do that. And you've got ADHD and say, how do you sit there and just listen to something for an hour? It's like meditation. It's also something you loves. And with ADHD, like you hyperfocus on the things you love. But I hyperfocus on the music, yeah.

What do you think, Lee? So deep. You're the musician on the thing. It's such an interesting argument because I'm the same as Clint, whereas I don't listen to the lyrics. but for me, writing music is such a spiritual process because you're trying to tell a story without using words. So for me, for AI to be able to do that instantaneously is really, like, conflicting in my brain for sure.

And then the problem is as well, you probably get Katie Perry's, where she's built up, like, obviously, her success, just doing pop songs and do you ever feel like a plastic bad drifting in the wind? Like, she's not, you know, even that song, I actually really liked it, the one that she, the woman's song? Woman's worth?

Yeah, women's world. Women's world. I really liked it, but honestly, if you go through the lyrics, it sounds like she just chucked it and chat, GBT. The lyrics are so shit. But it's actually a fun sounding song. So I guess it's like maybe there is music for people like me

that it's just like it just needs to sound good and you don't really overthink it. And then there's those beautiful songs like the Bruce Springsteen one. I'm on fire. I'm on fire and stuff. And what I'm saying is the more we allow, I got to take over the less of those human songs will have, which is a tragedy. What they haven't got, and I don't think what they'll ever get, is lyrics.

Like, because what we've got is these AI songs covering other songs that humans have made. They're never going to beat lyrics like of I'm on fire. Like, hey, little girl, is your daddy home? That kind of stuff. It's a little problematic anyway, but that's another discussion. But I guess it's one of those things like you come up with lyrics. And night I wake up with my sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head. guy, you can't come up with that as a computer.

I think it's like, yeah, because these are like lived experiences and AI hasn't lived any of it. Unless it can actually go and scale the internet and take... And that's what it does. Lived experiences from other people and then... Yeah, it's other people's stuff. Yeah, but also, like on the lyrics thing, like some of the greatest, well, not some, but there are a couple of incredible amazing songs that don't even have lyrics. Like, the Rood Sandstorm is arguably, like, arguably one of the biggest songs of the last 20 years.

Tequila? Yeah, yeah. And what, Avicci levels? That's only got like three legs in it. I wouldn't say Doreen Sandstorm is one of the best songs of the last 20 years. Are you serious? I respect your thoughts.

Mate, it's one of the greats. I mean, it's fuck, maybe top 1,000. We'll see how it goes in the countdown, hey? The knockout. Yeah, maybe it's kind of the difference between real music and fake music is like going on a roller coaster and going in a motion master. You know, it feels the same

It kind of looks the same But you know when you look at the floor And the floor's not moving You ain't on a roller coaster Yeah, that's a good way to describe it You can still have a bit of a laugh Yeah, but it isn't the same I've got to tap out and get this podcast live guys

Is that why she's gone quiet? Yeah, what are you doing at some point now? My other job My other four jobs Why can't you just choose your favourite? That shit they are without me, nothing to say No, no, no, we're doing this on purpose Just to make it look bad

And then we're waiting for you to leave And then when you leave we can Then we can really start ramping it up Oh she's going to stay here Oh Okay well I guess it's done then Do you want to say something like that? Oh it did but

I could say something Yeah go on She can't even hear us because she's bugged in Okay So I don't know if her husband listens to this podcast But I'm going to share it She spent 400

So he's away at the moment I'm going to go Ash's husband, Ash, while he was away, and she said, don't tell anyone. Adrian. Wait, wait, wait, no, wait, wait, wait. Ash, before Dan tells the story, you're on the room, any objections? Yeah, do you want, you're sitting there. Speak now, forever, hold your peace. Okay, nothing.

Okay, all right, we'll take your silence, is... My husband will kill me if he finds out that I spent $400 on alkaline water. That's fucking mental. I can see that you, they're doing something. No, we're just having a laugh We're just having a laugh Do I need to stop No, no, no, you don't

Do you do him Her husband's name is Adrian Brine B R-I-N-E Is it B-R-I-N-E? He's on Instagram What I'd do if I was you Is I'd message him and go Ask Ash about the alkaline water

That's all We don't Ash, do you have any problems With everyone DMing your husband? No No, good, all right We'll go ahead How many leaders

She must have got a fucking silence Carl knows, Carl, how many leaders did she? I think I was like, I think she got like 50 or 60 liters, man. I thought you were going to say 50,000. I was like, that's not bad. That's a lot of. 50 liters of alkaline water. What does it do?

I don't know. I'm going to Google it now, Clint. I mean, there'll be people listening that, no. But would you spend $400 on it? $400,000 of 50 liters of water? That's crook, man. Okay, so apparently. We need to talk about it in the race.

Oh my God, listen to this. While many benefits are claimed of alkaline water, scientific evidence is limited, and there's no proof that it does anything for the body. Bullshit, is that real? She's literally pissed money down the toilet. Housam's going to be fucking livid. Yeah, and the craziest part is this whole story that she told us,

we're never allowed to tell anyone. She's fucking right here in the room with us what we're doing it. She could have stopped it. Anyway, now we're done. All right, guys, we'll catch you next time. Just say, yep. I'm not saying shit. Oh, you should have.

Don't be mean to me, guys. I'm trying my best in this world. I'm a working mum, okay? I have a child. We're all working months. And no other woman has ever gone back to work. Well, can I just say, even this is how good you are. Even when you sit here saying nothing, you still bring joy to our lives.

I'm glad, because that's all I want to do is make you guys happy. The last like three minutes of the podcast, and you didn't even have to do anything. But you provided some joy. Okay. Okay. Have a great, Ristia. Morning, afternoon, evening. Adrian.

Brian on Instagram Hey, if I'm honest though I fucking do want to try some Blow up his inbox I want him to be like

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