The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Anyone followed through with 'The Pact'?

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn, Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Hey everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. Dan is away sick today, Meg's still looking after a baby, and Ash has taken off to do her other work commitments outside of the Edge. And so the full producing team is in studio this morning with Neeps, Bella and Carl.

Got the dregs today Clint, bugger. Oh sorry. No that's okay. I just wanted to say we're called the Boo-things by the way. Yeah that's what we call ourselves. The Boo-things. Yeah because we even got our own group chat called the Boo-things. Yeah the little Boo-things. And we're just like talking bitch about you three.

You guys, if I play the music can you do the song? Yeah. Oh wait. Oh that's so embarrassing. You've got about half a second lead in there. That's how it goes man. And then sometimes like me and Nees will be in the booth because Bal comes in at like 7 and then we'll just like blast it over the speakers but you guys are like on air doing voice breaks and stuff and we're having a party out there. So when you see the song rock up on your bottom bar for absolutely no reason it's just because Bella's at work. You need to, if you haven't, go and listen to the show recap podcast if not for the Gen Z quiz.

Why would you bring this up again? Are you just trying to embarrass me? Oh, shocking endings today. Because I wrote it today and last time I wrote it I made it like too hard. Everyone was like, oh no, it's probably a bit hard. But I think you even got one of those right. But then today I was like, I'm going to go easy. You missed being Lumis for the like even with him singing

and the fact that you knew it was the first ever New Zealand Idol winner said Stan Walker and Free Willy I missed every one of them. You can name Gettie, I got them all wrong. Yeah Yeah but Free Willy, I was like oh you'll get that, you've never seen it? It's got it to me, that's why I put it last. I was like oh she'll get this one, we'll be able to set it up. Is it animated though, is it? Is it real?

Nah, the real, I don't know how they shot it, but yeah, real walker whale. Yeah, like a real abused walker from like, yeah, from Sea World or something like that. And it's gonna actually get released afterwards or? No doubt, I'm not sure. It's dorsal fin was all like curled over. Oh, brilliant, yeah. Yeah, and they reckon that happens from captivity

because they don't move around fast enough in the water to effectively to keep the muscles and keep the fin up. So it's almost like an arm that you're not using and then you go to use and it's all weak and no muscle mass. Oh like an atrophy. Yeah and so then the free willies fin all killed over. So the free willie just gets like flaccid kind of thing. Yeah and it's like he can't get it back up. I wonder if you guys have all seen this. Yeah yeah yeah yeah that's great movie. And what about Flipper? Have you seen Flipper? That's actually back on Netflix.

It just dropped on Saturday. Penguin? Is that a Penguin? No, that's a Batman movie. I haven't seen Flipper either. Guys! We need to have like an aquatic movie screening night. I think. Great. We will just watch. Yeah. Yeah, the Penguin one you were thinking of like probably like Surf's Up or

With the Shia Laba. Happy Feet. There's so many movies. Yeah, yeah the penguin when you're thinking of like probably like surf star or Morgan Freeman narrates that was a walk of the penguins. There's so many movies I haven't seen like a lot of people like you're kidding me. I and command I've never seen that But then I've seen it like once I've never gone back and watched it I feel like a lot of people quote it they They must have watched it over and over and over. I watched it one time. Yeah. I don't really remember it. Devil Wears Prada.

That's like in the top three movies of all time. OK. What are your top three movies? I'm not good with those questions, they're off the bat. OK, but what else have you seen? What about Ikelesis and Me? Jurassic Park. The first one.

Nah. Fuck. My favourite movie ever? Interstellar. Who's in that one? Matthew McConaughey? Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway. Yeah, I think I have. Neeps loves talking. What about ET? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shawshank Redemption? Nah.

Oh my god. That'll be in every single top 10 movie list ever on the internet. Shawshank will be in there. I haven't watched that either because that's like a three hour commitment and I can't sit still for that long. Oh, I thought it was like, it's long but maybe two and a half? Nah, it's like three and a bit I think. It's a really really long movie. Shawshank is it?

Yeah. Oh man. Demption running time. I swear it's like three hours and a half or something. You've never seen Castaway as well? Castaway, no. No, Shawshank 222. You got that ramen tea decoys the week before.

Shawshank 222. Wow. As bad as I thought, yeah. Okay, here's one and I'm nervous about this one Clint, because I know that you'll probably share disgust in this as well. Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Alright then. Sounds like another language. Are you liking love?

Maybe we need to have a movie night or something. 12 hours. What about like The Mask, Liar Liar? PRT why? Because I got it. Is that Jim Carrey? Only because we were talking about it the other day. But I haven't seen it. Oh this is heartbreaking.

Oh my god we can scroll through and imagine if we gave you a list. Imagine knowing every movie that you're about to turn on a watch is going to be epic Yeah, not like when we watch movie on Netflix You're like is this gonna be a waste of my two hours and also potentially a Friday night in if you pick a shit movie It's like what a waste I've got like a list of ones that I wish I could watch again for the first time including like Django Unchained would be one of the ones I would watch for the first time. Men in black thing without holding in front of your face and you have memory loss but only for movies. Yeah, I'd love it.

As disgusted as I am I'm like I'm actually a little bit envious because you get to watch all these for the first time. She won't though, she won't. What about, please, you've seen Cool Runnings, please. Come on. Cool Runnings, the Jamaican bobsleigh team. I don't know. You've actually really dropped down Clint's list here. Maybe you can all give me one movie each.

Cool Runnings. Or we'll decide on one that I'll watch this weekend. That could be a bit actually on the show. Like Bella watches the top 20 movie list. And we just like one a week, she's got to get through it. And she comes back with her thoughts being like it would be interesting hearing someone watch it with the 2025 lens because maybe we thought Jurassic Park was incredible at the time because it was but watching it now some movies will

hold up and some may not. It's like when you watch Ghostbusters these days the first one and there's some problematic shit in that party like molesting ghosts and that kind of thing. Back to the Future 1, 2 or 3? I've seen yes I've seen at least There's some problematic shit in that part, eh? Like molesting ghosts and that kind of thing. It's a little bit, yeah. Back to the Future 1, 2 or 3? I've seen, yes, I've seen at least one of them. Hopefully the first one first, because otherwise it's like, it doesn't make sense. Oh my gosh.

Dumb and dumber? Yeah, I've seen, yep. You don't really, you're not telling it. You just don't want to watch it. I've probably seen a lot of movies though. Like I'm not like, oh, I don't watch movies. I watched a lot of movies growing up, but just not. But like what, like rom-coms and stuff? Nah, horrors, we were a horror family.

You watched horrors? I'm a little girl with horrors, I can't do it. Oh, they're my favorite. We went to, you know that like haunted house in the Gold Coast, Dracula's? And I went when I was like 13 or 14 and my two little sisters were three and six years younger than me.

There's a photo of our family going through like the ghost train and I've got my eyes closed, my hands, like my fingers and my ears like yelling and my sisters are sitting beside me going, ah yeah this is so much fun. I hate horror movies. The No Book. Yeah, yeah God.

I love, I do love romances yeah. Okay well see you were like, oh yes God, I've seen it. That sort of movie is on the same level as all the other ones we're mentioning as well. These are some of the greatest movies of all time. Wait, so what was the last movie you watched? John Tucker Must Die. We watched that. Have you not seen that? That's pretty corrupt now if you watch it. We were watching it, oh my God. if you watch it it has I can tell you my

favorite rom-com she can't it's called what's your number that's my favorite rom-com and it's about like this it's about this chick and she slept with like I think seven people and there's something and it's about this chick and she slept with I think seven people and there's some thing and it's like the last person you sleep with is the one or she has to marry one of the seven people that she slept with and then she goes back through all of them to date them and then Chris Evans is in it. Why is that a thing? Does a woman get to a certain age where she's like, God, I need to get married.

I'm going to marry one of the seven people that have at least seen me naked. I think that was her thing. It was like, Oh God, it's got to be one of the people. I can't have an eighth person seeing me naked. I'm going to have to marry one of the old ones. It was something like that. Lots of people have that with like the age thing, you know, like where they'll have a friend and it's like, Oh, if we both turn 30 and we're singing, you know, like the marriage

pact thing, that's such a common thing. Do you have one of the, you got a pact? Yep, Jackson. Jackson who? My friend. And are you currently mates of the, do you have a, you got a pact? Yep, Jackson. Jackson who? My friend. And are you currently mates? Yeah, we're currently mates. And what, but so if you've got this pact

and it's like, it could be a potential thing, then what's stopping you from dating now? Yeah, I always wondered that. Cause we're like really good friends. Perfect, same with me and Heidi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like maybe one day, I think he's into me, but. Pfft.

This is bad one. Like this could be the love of your life! It could be. Wait so how old are you both? Uh both 24. And what's the pack age? Uh like 35 or something? We're getting close.

Nah nah nah. Like 35ish. We didn't really pick a date but it was just like if we both... Wait who brought it up? He did. Yeah of course he did! When we were drunk as well I was was like, oh, of course. Yeah. Oh, that's it.

He would have hated that. Let's make a pact. Of course, buddy. If we're not married by the time we're 27. Yeah, I need to make a new one. I've got the same thing. 30 years old, one of my best mates, Meg. Like, yeah, get married when we're 30.

Yeah, she just had a second kid, bro. You can't go like... Yeah, but that's okay. I'll be a crazy dad. Kid, is Jackson, like, is he kind of cute? Like, do you? He's cute. He's not like my type, but he is like cute. And like, if I had to marry him, I would be happy.

But I'm just not attracted to him like that. So that's why I can't right now. I see what you mean. Yeah, okay. But things change, I suppose, as you get to know people and they mature and age and they reckon you never change more, what's the best way to describe this, you never change more as a person as much as you do between the ages of 18 and 28.

Really? Yeah. Wow. Like in terms of your maturity and what you want in life and career and all that sort of stuff, 18 to 28 is when people make the most changes and want completely different things what they want when they're north of 28, regular south of 18. Four more years. Heidi and I say that for us and like our marriage is like because it's super

strong and we reckon and this isn't for everyone because for some people it just destroys them but because we actually went through our entire 20s together. You had to allow each other to just like evolve and become your own person and shop and change and you just sort of there Okay, mate. I love you. Anyway, whatever's going on. Yeah, it's crazy times. Um, but yeah, yeah, that's so true Mmm Producers standing in the room I think what's the most interesting thing about the Pat Chat is anyone who's actually gone through with the Pat.

Like you hear a lot about it. You hear a lot about it and you hear people being like, yeah I've got a Pat, I've got a Pat. But you never hear anyone being like, we got together because we were both 40, we had a Pat for 10 years and we were like, let's fucking do it and they did that's the call that you want on the air not that I've got a pact with blah blah blah it's like it's a hypothetical like I've got a passcode with fucking Megan Fox. Unless I'm having sex with Megan Fox no one wants to hear about that. That would be interesting aye because like I think we could bring that up Kyle

with nobody sorry I'm just what I'm thinking nobody will call for this yeah you know we have that intro like normal call for this and then see if we can find someone that like cuz they have my situation now like Jackson might have a girlfriend like he's seen someone that like could turn into his girlfriend so I'm left high and dry when we're like yeah whatever if I reach at 35 and I'm still single Yeah, and he's got someone it's like sure had four boyfriends by the time we So does that way do you need a backup packed? So you're like, but then is that cheating on the marriage pack? Well, you don't let them know you've got a pack with both because you got a pack. No, it's like survivor

You don't tell the person you've got a second alliance with The first alliance you made with here's my problem was Jackson bringing up a pact though with you right so regardless of whether he said it when he's pissed or not like okay you guys are great mates he's saying to you like there's two things because he's just like um okay I'm not like he doesn't want to date you now because I'm kind of like what if he's if he's into you and he was like he would marry you later and want to spend the rest of his life with you yeah why doesn't he just want to date you now? I think he does. And maybe get towards dating you now.

But also, he's like, nah, I'll marry you unless something better comes along in the meantime. So I'm like, what does that say to you? Well, I think maybe it's just the vibe we're both on. I don't want to settle down now or find the love of my life. Same with him. He just got out of a long-term relationship and he wants to live his life Yeah, and not you know, yeah, it's not saying I'm gonna settle for you if I can't do anything better before 40 Maybe it's going I really love who you are as a person

Yeah, and if we go and live our lives and then we get to 40 and we really want to be married when found anyone Yeah, I could see myself being happy with you 40 and we really want to be married when found anyone I could see myself being happy with you long term because it could also say what you're saying Carla if I can't find anything better and I get desperate enough at 40 you'll do yeah but it depends how you look at it I suppose yeah okay I think it's just yeah how you both look at it have you seen Mrs. Delph? Oh, that's a great movie. Um, it has, wait, wait. I just keep looking for movies and I'm like, oh my god, you won't have seen that.

It's the guy dressed up as. He dresses up as an old lady so he can see his kids and pretends to be the nanny. Yeah, I've not seen it. That's so gross. I know an awful lot of films, but I don't know, I haven't seen them. Oh my god, imagine watching that again for the first time.

I know. Pretty Woman, 10 Things I Hate About You. Oh yeah, I've seen that. That one scene from the Bofors Street with Margot Robbie. Oh yeah. That's a long movie. Yeah. Burned the tape out on that one. About Time. Ohhhh. That's probably the best romance movie ever. I was just gonna say that's gonna be your if you said no that was gonna be your homework for the first movie you watched for the week. Because I think the first one is important because if you come back and you're like,

Oh my god guys, I can't believe I've left it so long to see it. You'll be so excited to watch the next movie on our list. Okay, so what is the first one? We'll hold Ace Venture based on that. We'll hold Ace Venture about the first one. We need like an about time or something like that. Something that I would actually like as well, not like a genre that I wouldn't like. If you listen to this and you're like, oh I've never seen about time with Rachel McAdams and the redhead dude. You honestly need to go watch that movie. I've never met anyone who's gone, meh, it's about everything.

It's just so clever, it's so different. It's just everything. About time, go and see it. Okay, what are we gonna get you to watch for your first ever? How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Amazing. Great film. I feel like I've seen that one. Did you say you've seen,

why does it just keep my head? No book. No, the fashion runway one. Devil Wears Prada, Devil Wears Prada is a good one. Have you seen it? No, I haven't seen it. That could be the film. Dirty Dancing I haven't seen.

Jesus. I'm trying to think of ones that people don't like. I'm putting a vote in for Devil Wears Prada because you can't not love that movie. You know what could be funny, but it's a lot of homework for you, although it's fun homework. Everyone gives you a movie and if you don't like their movie, they're out. So it's like, if you only like mine and Neips's movie or whatever and you didn't like Ash's or Meg's seduction or Carl's seduction then they're out. That's funny.

And then you're like, I have to seduce again. That's like another week of watching movies. And the winner is like the last one left is like the winner. Do we do it on the show? Like Bella comes in, we set her up with the movie then we send her away for an hour and a half to watch it, and we just check it with her? Like every so and hour or so. Watch it in work time. Yeah, it's work.

I have an after-do. Oh, okay. I kind of fought to lose two and a half hours after the day, unfortunately. Well, yeah, what we could do is, this could be a little thing that bubbles away on the OnlyFans podcast. But like, yeah, the day that you're going to come in and like review it, we could do that on the show. And being like, right, it's been, how old are you? 24. 24, 24 years, Bella's only just finally seeing

Mrs. Doubtfire, we have her review as to, and we could call it, does it hold up? So we talk about these movies or something that are like incredible films, but you wanna know in 2025, if you've never seen it, does it hold up? Or was it just great back then because there wasn't the type of movies there are floating around now. And then you say, Bella, if you're like, yeah, it holds up.

I loved it or not. It doesn't hold up. And we just have to agree with you because we can't argue if it does or doesn't because we're carrying the nostalgia of having watched it 15, 20 years ago. Which is exactly pretty much what we were talking about this morning with that movie game, eh? Like, yeah. So the only one who can say if it holds up is you because you're going, well I didn't know back in the day and in 2025 it was shit. Yeah.

Even though you have your own movie preferences. Yeah, love it. Okay, what's the first... We need to find one... Okay, are we going to pick one or... Maybe start with one. Okay, let's go with one to start with. Okay. We need a goodie. Are we going to pick one or? Maybe start with one. Let's go with one to start with.

We need a goodie. This is where you wish you weren't podcasting and you could actually... Or unless we open it up and you can comment on our podcast fan page. I'll ask the question in the page. Yeah and then we'll lock something in maybe tomorrow just off here. And then when you get a chance to watch it, there's no rush. If you see it over the weekend cool we can place it for Monday if you don't see it till next Tuesday night and we can place it on

Wednesday so you don't feel like it's homework because I think when you watch a movie for homework it takes the fun away. Yeah, and I can get as much of my flight around it as possible. I mean cool running, cool running is a big thing. Wait what genre is that? It's like comedy. Cool Runnings. Cool Runnings is a very famous movie. Wait, what genre is that? It's like comedy. Do you remember when we had Junior Bevel on the show and he was from Cool Runnings and

I spoke to him and I was like... Wait, when was this though? Like, Meg and Dan surprised me maybe like last year. And then he ended up signing a Cool Runnings poster and I've got it framed and stuff. Are you just picking me your favourite movie? Well it is my favourite. If I had to watch one movie over and over, I could only watch one movie for the rest of my life, it would be Cool Runnings. It is amazing. It's like feel good.

It's feel good, it's funny, it's based on a true story. Yeah, I love that. I like that. Yeah, I think it's probably a nice place to start being like, does Cool Runnings in 2025, Clint's favourite movie, Hold Up, or is it just like, it was good when it was good? I also love it because of your investments in it. Like, if she bags anything on it, you're going to be absolutely outraged.

And do you know a fun fact? El Boss AB, his favourite movie too. Cool Runnings! Oh wow. Ash was telling me, she goes, I've never met anyone who's like more obsessed with Cool Runnings AB, and I was like, ahhh! Bro, you do need to watch it with Bella. And you can just recite the whole thing. Ash was telling me, she goes, I've never met anyone who's more obsessive running to AB and I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You need to watch it with Bella. And you can just recite the whole thing.

In fact, yeah, when I was sick and I had that influenza, I was like off for about a week and AB just texts me like a couple of days and he's like, Sanka, you're dead man. And I just messaged back and forth and I was like, yeah man. Yeah man. I think if I have enough people saying watch it, like, cause you know some people have their favourite movies and they don't cater for everyone, that's why I'm kind of like oh, but if you think I'll enjoy it, then I'll give it a go for sure. I think you will.

It's gotta be on Disney. Yeah, I think so. Cool runnings. How old is it? What year is it from? Ooh, I'd say 90s. I would say 98. I hate really old movies.

I know, like I'm the same when I try and show my kids movies and I'll watch the production and as it starts I'm like, nah the kids are just not gonna buy into this. But I think Cool Runnings was ooh 93 ahead of its time. It really was. Oh shit yeah. Shit really? It's on, do you have Disney? It's a history documentary hey.

It's on Disney. Have you got Disney? If not I can just stream it. Okay, oh yeah you'll find it. Oh we have Streamio. Streamio? Oh yeah you get'll find it. Stream it.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't stream it. Because there was, I was like, we could give her something like Matthew McConaughey, K. Hudson, like, falls gold. But then I'm like- Amazing movie, amazing movie. I'm like, but it's popcorn, like, it's great, but Cool Runnings is more like, I reckon 90% of people listening, if we bring it to the air, we'll go, oh yeah, I've seen Cool Runnings, I know the movie.

And it's good. And they love it. And you're on Vestman. That's the key here. And also knowing now that it came out in 1993 it's a great movie in terms of like does it hold up because it's actually seven twenty thirty two years old. Whereas if we picked a movie that was like ten years old it's like wow it's not even that old. Actually that yeah that's good and in fact I In fact, because the personal link to it as well, we just go around the team and Bella just watches our favourite movies because she wouldn't have seen any of them. And then maybe if you really hate a suggestion, so this one I'll put my hand up, it's mine, so if you hate it, then I don't get to play anymore. Yeah, you're out. It's almost like I go through and then that person is out. Anytime I throw a movie out you're like no Clint you know you already wasted two hours of my life with cool runnings. Yeah yeah. And if I say to you like to watch Orgy Angels because it's

fucking amazing. Yeah. You know like you're. Two or three. The second one was insane man. It's a cinema. Yeah that final scene was so messy. I can't confirm or deny I've never seen it. I know it's probably pretty cruel. Yeah yeah. It was the um, it was the first winner. You know when you turn 18 and you go to the video store? Cause you're like I've never been to porn. Oh even when I was like, even when I was 28, I've still never gone through the curtains. And now there's no curtains to go through cause they're all shut.

Actually United Video in Vicargo South City, you can go there. I never went, even when I was old enough I just felt it was like, it had been so naughty for so long that it was just like... We've got to try that for the first time. Store and or... Being like 10 and going in and looking at that, being like, what is that? I got dragged out of a rice-coffee.

Even when I go in and buy alcohol, this is so dumb, it's yuck. But even when I buy alcohol and I might be with my daughter, I find myself saying things like, yeah, I'll ask your mom and blah, blah, blah. So the guy knows that Cameron's my daughter and I'm a dad. So I'm holding up to buy alcohol, which clearly I am because I look old enough. But I feel nervous buying alcohol and I'm looking at me and then the lady, even at Woolworth, she comes over and she goes, hey, how you, you know what they're going to bring

the supervisor over? And the supervisor looks you up and down and goes, hey, how are you doing? Because they have to talk to you and you go, yeah, I'm doing good. Thank you. You're like nervous, you're like shaking. There's no way I'm going through the curtain in the video store. Oh no, I'm trying to find a video store so you can do it. You gotta take it off your list.

You gotta do it at some stage. Maybe there's one in Invercargill. Yeah, there's one in Invercargill, South City just beside the hill. I gotta find one in Invercargill when it comes through the bakery curtain. I'm just gonna ask Kaylin for her company credit card. Hey, can we just send Clint down to hire some porn

from Invercargill? For accommodation, mum would love to have Clint there. Yeah, with his porn DVD. You don't have to rent one, I guess you just window shop. You just like, you know, find out what that room actually was like, because you could only see it maybe from a distance through the slit of the plastic. Never enough to read a title anyway. I would have to take a virtual tour up and running with them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye guys.