The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS baked parents?

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast with Megan Clint. Good morning, afternoon, evening, night, whatever it might be. Yeah, Dan's away. Yeah, no surprise. I mean, if you caught yesterday's podcast, we were giving him shit while he was on vocal rest. Yes, and I seem to have gotten worse overnight Yeah, still on vocal rest So if you see him doing any stories or anything on his Instagram today in particular

Just feel free to berate him. I'm gonna shut up him. Curse it. Oh, do you know what? You'd be really good let him know that Curse it. Oh, do you know what you'd be really good? Let him know that um You're really looking forward to Yaz singing the chorus of Teenage Dirtbag tomorrow because that's gonna cut Dan deep if he doesn't have The vocal ability to sing because we're doing our live performance tomorrow. Send a message. Hey Dan Hope you're feeling better. I hope you're you know, miss you on the show today. Really looking forward to Yaz doing doing the Teenage Dirtbag though. Yeah No sweat if you're not on the show today. Really looking forward to Yaz doing the teenage dirtbag though. Yeah, yeah. No swear if you're not on the show tomorrow. Yaz will absolutely smash it. She's very excited.

What percentage of people do you think listen to this podcast and then don't listen to the show recap? Apparently this one gets more, but only about like 10 or 20% more I think. So maybe I think if we get like s like downloads, I shouldn't say numbers, beep that and now I'll say the numbers. Say if we get 500,000 downloads on this one and then only like, you know, I think like 450,000 on the, on the main one. That's good though, that is 10% short. So just, yeah.

Nice. Good mess from you. Thank you very much. Was that luck? Yep. Yep. That wasn't the upload. Yeah, sure. Nice, good mass from you. Thank you very much. Was that luck? Yep. Yep.

Well, coincidentally, talking about the band, my mum and dad were also talking about the band and their review of our performance. You can text band to 3343 if you're in New Zealand. Sorry to our international podcasters. Might not work for you guys. The other 100,000 or whatever. whatever of you. Sorry about that. And then you can watch our performance. The one tomorrow will actually be hopefully like a studio, more studio quality live Like quality. Yeah, like what you would be hearing is a song on air versus a live band at a party. Yeah, exactly.

My mum and dad had a review of what they thought of our performance. Producer Neepi has gone and done them dirty. He may have doctored the audio slightly because my mum and dad were very excited and I could hear the glasses clinking in the background of probably like red wine, white wine, doesn't matter if it's wine my mum will drink it and he's gone and he's gone and doctored it slightly it was so good just wanted to cry I said you guys are awesome honestly and Meg she had the biggest smile on her face the whole time. She loved playing those bands man, she just loved playing it. She was in her element. Yeah and she was banging on those drums and she was in time. Oh my gosh.

Speaking of time, I'm going to take it a little slow. Um, the three of you did amazing. You guys did really well. Honestly, you guys were amazing. Nailed it. I'm so proud of yous. I just wanted to cry when I was listening. It was so cool. Really good. Oh god.

Still going, Jesus. And I love those glasses that Dan had. Yeah. Aye. They were cool. I wish I had a pair like that. And I love those glasses that Dan had. Yeah. They were cool, I wish I had a pair. He was cool, man. Those glasses, I love those glasses. I reckon that what you did deserves the radio award.

So we love you guys and I'm sure your bosses are stoked. You guys are amazing. Good job, Mel, I think. You guys can all come and play at my 70th with next year. So all you gotta do, get out there and make all you gotta do is just learn a few more songs. Okay. As long as you're free too.

Yeah free, we're not paying. Okay love you all, bye. Fucking hell. Did you speed that audio up? Sound sped up. Didn't touch it, don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. That was all just what I got sent from you last night Clint. Yeah, so Mum and Dad are very happy, so she'll be tuned in tomorrow.

Do you think they're always hungover? Nah. I used to think that about my parents, where they would have wine every night, one or two. And they used to drink quite about my parents. We were like, they would have wine every night, one or two. And they used to drink quite a bit on the weekends. We had a really great close family-friend set. And the kids would play together and the parents would go, just got wasted. And now that I'm an adult, I sit there and go, they must have been hungover all the time.

I think maybe you get accustomed to it. Like, it's almost like training for something. You know where you're like, I don't know, you don't get as exhausted when you go for a 10k run when you're running every day maybe you don't get as hungover when your body's just conditioned yes Bridget's girl sorry um like probably between like Wednesday and Friday I probably have like two or three wines a night three have a bottle I wouldn't you know I don't feel hungover or fine in the morning. Yeah.

So if you stop, do you think you'll get withdrawals? Dunno, shall we find out? Do you think you'll find yourself out? Yeah, I've never stopped long enough to know. Nah, well I take it easy. I don't drink on like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. And then Wednesday I'm came for a wine, so yeah. So a wine is like two or three glasses? Yeah, two or three glasses, yeah.

Isn't that funny? Cause that would put me on my ass. Really? Nah, I barely feel it. I, yeah, nah. What? Hardly touches the side. Three glasses of wine, you guys would be embarrassed to be seen out with me.

Even if you've had food? Yes. Oh, nah, I'd have to be on an empty, I would have, the only time I would probably, after three beers, feel a little bit like, ooh, is if like, I had breakfast at nine nine and then I literally got ready for football, had to be at football at 11, kick-off's 12, we finish at like two, you're exhausted, dehydrated, so I haven't eaten since nine in the morning.

It's now two or three in the arvo and you smash like three pints in the club room afterwards and I'll be like, jeez, oh, okay. No, I'd be gone at three wines. I went out with Clara who works in the edge afternoons a little while ago, last year I think it was, geez, oh, okay. No, I'd be gone at three wines. I went out with Clara, who works in the edge afternoons a little while ago, last year I think it was, before I was pregnant. And I went out with her and she fucking downed them like a fish.

My God, that girl can drink every, I was like getting through one drink and she'd go, I'm just gonna go get another. And we had conversations all night. She was able to just stay, it just blew my mind. It just depends on the person three wines I'd be fucked completely fucked. You know how you love a saying Meg you don't always love getting them right but you do

love using them even if you use them slightly different to the rest of the world. I thought this could be a fun game for us but it does involve a little bit of homework not too much but I thought there is a podcast where guys come up with new sayings and then they have to explain how and where you would use that saying. So I was like oh we could all go away and we come back with the saying that we start using and see if we can get people to start. So this is kind of what I mean. Take a listen. You can only save your lunch for so long. It will go bad eventually so don't

be too cautious to where you missed the window to get something done. Checking the parachute on the way down. At some point, you need to just trust all the work that you've put in. It's too late to try and do any research. You just shit your pants in the bathroom. You were there.

You were so close. You put in all the work. You almost got it, but it doesn't matter. Asking a snowman what to do this summer? You're talking to the wrong guy. You're talking to the wrong guy, you're looking in the wrong place for what you wanna get. Don't split a piece of sushi.

Some things are just meant for you, and when you try to share them with someone else, it makes it worse for everybody involved. He's a great, I love it. I love that they don't share a piece of sushi. Yeah, and you're asking a snowman what to do in summer. Yeah, how is that even not a saying? That would be not sayings, yeah, I love them.

Oh man, stop asking a snowman what to do on summer. Yeah, I don't fucking know. Because if you're like, my friend told me to do this. I'm not the right person to talk to about this. Yeah, I love that. Producer Neeps? Yeah, talking to a snowman in summer is a wee bit like barking up the wrong tree. Yeah, you're barking up the wrong tree. Yeah.

Okay, cool. I'll go and think up some with my husband. So you come up with an original saying and then what it would mean and then we'll decide if we think it's good enough that it should be used in normal day to day life. Yeah, good fun. I'll try and think of a few. Okay, we'll see if we can come up with some as good as that. We'll do a bit of a team whip around in tomorrow's podcast. Although you've got a game jeet up for me and Dan, so maybe we could work on the sayings till Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great spot to put them in the show even. But yeah, I've got a little game that I prepped all last night, and Dan was selfish enough to be sick, so I can't use it.

Oh, can you give us a little tease? Yeah, it will be a competition between the both of you, and I have found different people or characters in movies saying the word no and you guys have to tell me the movie. They just say no? Yeah. Okay. Is this an original game? Yes.

Where did your brain go to come up with that? I don't know. If you ask any snowman what to do in summer. Fuckin' don't know. That's a good place to leave it. Yeah. I'm like is it your daughter or your husband that keeps telling you no, where that just happened to be? Top of mind. I don't know, I sat down and did it.

Inside Meg's brain it'd be like a theme park but none of it makes sense and half of it's under construction. And you go, fuck it, should we be riding on that? Alright, catch you tomorrow team.