The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Big surprise for Danny Boy!!

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast. That should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Meg and Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Overthinkers podcast with your host, Clint, Meg and Dan. Dad's gone hyper. So me and Clint have musashi.

Sometimes when we particularly need to pick me up, we only have one because they're very strong. Now, a misochi is obviously a brand that does a lot of things, but this one is a like a pre-workout energy drink. Honestly, it should be illegal. Whatever is in it. I agree. It does make you...

It really works far more than a coffee and sometimes me and Clint go should we share a musashi because we need a really big picnic out because we're tired and then Dan says he can't have it. I caught myself before

like I didn't even sort of realise but I was like just literally during a song before because we're doing our radio show at the same time I was just humping a light switch just like had a leg up on a chair just sort of just humping it

and then I sort of had a come to moment where I was like, what the fuck are you doing? It's been very fun for me to watch I missed Ambiener Musashi One time, this is when he stuck the vivid up his eyes Yes I'll tell you what Meg Funny you say that I've got a vivid in my hand right now

And I've been wanting to put it up at some time Musashi he shoved A bit of a laugh Oh our friendship Oh our friendship God You nearly did it again I can see you

Does anybody want it up Not me. Shotgan knock. No, should I come here, mate. I can't even talk. I don't know. It's a lot. And to be fair, we shared one can. I mean, granted, it's a half a litre can. But we shared it three ways. So it might be like, I don't know, 170 grams.

Who's this good looking chap that's just walked in here with a blue shirt on? Who's that? Who are you? He looks after a lot of the New Zealand celebrities and stuff of doing promos and PR because I think Sean Johnson's coming in for an industry. I see Sean Johnson. Oh God, George Johnson's coming in and you're like that. Fucking out, honestly. Dad'll spare tackle him as he.

Get the pivot out of your hands. Get the pivot out of your hands. Oh my God. Sean Johnson for the international list is a rugby league player for the Warriors and is probably one of the best halfbacks that New Zealand's ever produced. Gone all funny. He won't be the same after I've dealt with. No.

But he's retired now. Yeah, yeah. So I don't imagine you'd want to do that to all, Shawnee. Should we get on with it, eh? What are we doing? You've got it. Have I? Yes.

Okay, sure. You usually do your thing where you pick your thing out. Let's do your thing and then I've got a very, very exciting thing to do on this podcast. I can't believe I've actually forgotten about because it's unbelievable that I would forget that. Here we go. The next place that... Sorry, go. The next country that has been eliminated from the...

What are we calling these? Well, what's the prize? The prize is the merch. I mean, it's a bit of a shit prize at the end of it. Well, what do you want? I'll find some money. Ireland Liam and Liam

Double Liam you're out 38 listeners in Ireland We've got two Liams over an island That listen and they're all going to win anymore Boys you're fucked No Yeah Oh that sucks

We've had quite a big A few big bangers exit the race Recently haven't we Yeah let me have a go For the countries eliminated Hungary Argentina and New Zealand Austria

Oh and then there was Israel There was only one person listening in Israel And there was another one I've forgotten another one I forgot. What is it happening in here? What's going on? What's going on?

Dan, what's going on? You don't know. And Dan doesn't know. What's happening? I guarantee it's got something to do with this bidet. And we've been all weird. We've been all weird. We've been all weird.

We're all weird. We've had too much moustache. What's happening? Who is it? Okay. What's happening? Hi, sorry, Patricia Carl here. Something really exciting has just come across my desk.

And it's something we've been working on for a little while. And Clint, would you like to take it from here? Do you want to play celebrity guess who? Because it's for one of you. It's Liam Lawson. He's coming on the show. Liam Lawson's coming on the show. We've been working on it for a while. Well, it's not for me if it's Liam Lawson. That's definitely true.

Okay, so they're going to come in the studio. They love singing. Okay, oh, that's not Liam. It's not Liam. No, it is. Liam loves singing. Okay. He does got a guitar. They're quite into, like, motorsport. like motorsport.

Liam Lawson. He does it. Specifically Formula One. Ah, Liam Lawson's coming on the show. And you're all weird. You're all weird. Oh shit, not now. I can't.

No, no, no, no, it's not now. I need to calm down. No, you do. No, we wouldn't do that to him right now. But it's incredibly exciting. Like, we've been chiving away on this for a long time. I'm going to have a light switch again. I know.

Imagine that the one to meet you hero. Dan's just absolutely jacked up on an energy drink and loses all cool. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. And dignity. Yeah. I mean, you can do it on your own if you wanted to. Don't put this up because it's going.

Or we can be here just for moral support so you don't embarrass this out. We just keep it on the cool track when you seem to be wavering. There's a couple of things that we have to, you know, dance around for this. So it's on the phone and we've only got a brief few minutes with it. Like I'm talking maybe, I don't know that three minutes or something. I know it's not much. Should we do a question each, Clint? me and you do a question, then we'll see if Dan

you do the last one. No, we do it together. If we're doing it together, I'd like it. And the other thing is, and it'll be on the phone, but they do want to have, like, as publicity team, would like to see some questions and stuff first in the direction of the interviews. So that's why we're kind of telling you guys now. Let's not show them this. Because I've

done all the stuff about the humping stuff, and I don't want them to see that. I don't want any of that. But, yeah, the third of March, 9.30 in the morning, We're going to get a phone call with Liam. Confirm it's not suit Ian McCallon. He doesn't like to.

No. This will be close to the Australian Grand Prix as well because he'll be like, I think it's like a week away. Why don't Meg and I just sit alongside your riding shotgun just watching you drive the interview with your mate, Liam? Because I'd feel really stink if we only had a limited amount of time that I ended up chewing up some of that. It'd be like if we were interviewing Jeff Probst from Survivor

and you guys hog the chat, it'd be few of me. But I'm not good at interviewing. You know, like I'm not an interviewer. So I like, I'm kind of part of your job, though. But I'm not good at it. So, I, this is the musashi talking. No, but you've got time to go away. Think about what you would like to ask your idol.

Do you have anything to say to Carl? But the thing is, thank you, Carl. No, no, come on. No, thank you. No, that is very kind of you, Carl. Thank you very much. We're very thankful. I'm going to be honest, for the last year,

all I've tasted is red bull in my mouth. The amount of sucking up we've done. Yes. Thank you, Carl. That's really nice. gag and redberry kind of. Yeah, but the thing is, I will get lost in the Formula One. I'll go deep with, like, Formula One questions.

Well, I can ask some questions. I can ask, I don't know, about, like, does he drive a manual? He definitely could drive a manual. What does he drive when he's just cruising around? He's got many cars. Does he get foiled in his ear? Dan's like, we don't need others to it. Okay, I'll just do it.

The other question is, do you wear your Red Bull hat during the interview? The thing is that could be. come across two fucking loser. I know, but I'm wondering where the line is of, I support you, I have your merch, and I'm a crazy fan, and you don't want to spend too much time with me. At cool, he knows you already. Yeah.

He knows you already. You know what, I've stuck up for him in the media. Yeah. He owes me. He's not going to stick up for you after this one. Little bitch. Okay, no, I've gone too far. It's the Musashi again.

It's the Musashi. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah, maybe you've got some time to go through prep your questions, and then I think he's joining us. De Calcee next week? Oh my God, I'm so excited. I've never been more excited.

The next week did you say, Liam? Yeah, yeah. The third of March 19. Look forward to it. And from one legend of New Zealand sport to the other, Sean Johnson's in the wings just waiting to come in. Yeah, yeah. Holy molly, we're not worthy.

Hurry up, come on, team. Get me in there. Sean Johnson is my Liam Lawson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is exciting. All right, well, yeah, you've got a week to prep. I've got one thing that I want to do with Liam, so I'll maybe, I'll chat with Meg about that,

and maybe that can be the thing that we do. And then, Dan, you take your own. Oh, you're going to make me do car noises or something, aren't you? What? No, how embarrassing is that? I mean, while you're here, may as well give it a nudge. Well, let's see. Just show us what it would be like if Liam Lawson were on the show,

and you did do your car noises. It's Liam. It's Liam. Hey, Liam. Good time you all. Who's that? It's Dan. Have you heard of a rally car, Liam? Yes, okay. So, Dan does car noises, and Liam has to guess which type of car it is.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think we do it. Come on, Sean. Okay. All right. I look forward to that one next week. And if you listen to the show live, you can catch Sean Johnson,

because he's coming in for a bit of a per record that'll play on Friday show, a bit of a peek behind the radio curtain. We'll get to next time. Okay, actually, it turns out we're not finished. We're back because Meg said she has a joke for it. Or a joke. Yeah, I have a joke that I thought I read to you,

which I think is one of the greatest jokes of all time. Wow, that's high praise. By a man called Norm MacDonald. Do you know him? I'm just a bit worried if you've heard the joke then you'll just have to listen to a lot. Sometimes you've heard a joke

but it's all in the delivery. I know, this is one bit nervous I haven't practiced. Can I give you my joke then as a curtain razor to yours like a warm-up act? Because I have what I feel is one of the greatest jokes.

Is it a short one? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it is. Guy goes to the doctor and the doctor is administering a prostate exam which is important and the doctor goes,

Now, don't get an erection. I told you this. No, he goes. I told you this joke. It's my joke. It's my joke. I made this up. I made this up.

I made this up. I made this up. He's like friends. And he goes, now, don't get an erection, Mike. And the patient goes, his name's Bill. And Bill goes, you don't say that. My name is, fuck up.

He goes, my name is not Mike. And the doctor goes, I know. That's my name. So what I'm wondering. As I said before, it's all in the delivery. It's Dan's joke. What I'm worried about? Would you guys at least let me get through my joke?

Because I'm worried about that happened. Okay. No, that's good. So you always want the opening act to be a bitch shit. I'll stay silent for it throughout the whole telling. And then we'll give honest reaction. Don't make a promise. I swear I'm alive, I'll give an honest reaction.

It's written by Norm MacDonald. Who doesn't matter who's written by? Maybe it does. It doesn't. I just thought it's nice to give credit. Credit. Good on you. Like Clint doesn't do that.

Right. Oh, that shit. You might know the joke. You might know the joke. If you do, shut the fuck up. I didn't write it. A man is moving into the neighbourhood and being greeted by his neighbour.

The neighbour says, Welcome to the neighbourhood. What brings you here? The man says, I'm the new professor of logic over at the university. The man says, Oh, logic, huh? What does that mean?

So the man replied and said, basically it means I can... I know who's going to fuck that word up. All in the delivery. Extrapalate? Extrapalate. Can I start again? Fuck my life.

Don't worry, me. Just edit. You just say extrapolate? Extrapolate? And I've edited out the mistake. I wouldn't do you do. I know he hasn't. It's definitely gone.

Basically, it means I can extrapolate a lot of information about a system by only knowing a few key points of information. Good on him. The neighbour didn't understand. So the man says, let me give you an example. And he asks him, do you own a lawnmower? And the neighbour says, yes. And he goes, well, if you own a lawnmower, I can assume that you have a lawn. And if you have a lawn, you probably have a house.

and if you have a house, you probably have a wife, and you have a wife, you're probably straight. All of this was extrapolated by just getting one piece of information from you. That's deduction, that's logic. The neighbour says, oh, that's cool. Later that day, the neighbour goes to a bar to meet with a friend. The friend says, hey man, how are you doing? And he goes, oh, good, I just actually met my new neighbour.

He's the professor of logic over at the university. And his friend at the bar says, logic, what do you mean? What does it mean? And he said, well, basically it means I can get a bunch of information about you just by saying a couple of things. The friend doesn't really understand and he says, I don't get it. The neighbour says, well, let me give you an example

that he gave me. And he goes, do you own a lawnmower? And his friend says no. And the neighbour says, well, that means you're fucking gay. Good. That is good. That's a funny job. There'd be a great ad for like a lawnmower company

and it'll be like, Massport. The manliest lawnhole of it. Some people that write those sort of jokes, you do write it. But I mean, the people that do, I think are so smart. I know. I know you just, in the whole time your brain's going, I don't know where this is going, but you're trying to find where it's going, right?

And great delivery. You know what? The person that wrote it might not have been able to deliver it well. Meg fucking nailed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as I don't fucking forget to take out that mistake. I know you're not going to you such a dick. Oh, have a good day, everybody.

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