The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Bum holes aren't for everyone

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Only Fans with Myself, Clint, Dan and Ashlandoo. Oh, yes. That's weird to say, Myself, Dan and Ash London.

With myself, Clint. With myself, Clint. Yeah, because it's like you've said you. And then there's another guy called Clint. I remember today when you said with Clint Megan Ash. That's a good show. But no one ever puts two women together, eh? Exactly right.

The period sink up and they become little bitches. You can say that because we're not on here. I'm joking, obviously. Oh, have you heard the period joke that Dan told, I'll see if I can find it, on here. And then it went viral on TikTok. And it was millions and millions of people just singing with people. What was the joke?

Do you remember? It wasn't even a joke. I said something like, we were talking about periods and I said, imagine if every girl had their period on the same day, how grumpy the world would be. And Megan Clint, good, from them, they both were like, oh, and like dead silence. And I'm like, what? I've seen that. Yeah, and so, and then all the people, I still get messages from, like, women, probably on their periods.

Oh, you can't say that. But imagine. Do you reckon it'd smell? Oh. No, like, if you think about it. it. Like at any given time usually there's like, you know, a quarter. It's four times as many women walking around with lid. Does it smell? I've never had a smell. I've never, is this it? Mom in period, remember? Ah, yes. I guess it'll be messy and these are known to make you kind of

squirt, so. Oh, definitely. What's the context of that? I don't know. That's not deep to too deep into it. Yeah. You're not sure that wasn't it. No, no. Um, Producing NEPI might find it, the bit about Dan. Thinking periods were funny? It's had like 20 million views or something and I still get people messaging me like really angry, being like, how dare you were a... I was like, oh God.

Dan's like, Dan just messages the back. Time a month, question mark. Oh, I did it once. I did it once. But yeah, so... That's me. Yeah, no, my period's done for the month, thankfully. It's in the past.

Oh, great. For you. Do you know men get a period? Oh, here we go. We do. I saw a thing the other day it was on Ladd Bible so you know it's true and it was something along the lines of every month. It's not obviously the physicality

of it but the hormonal drop and stuff like that happens with men as well as women. Great. This is a cool story. I found it. Women do not all have their period at the beginning of the month all around the world all at the same time. That shows our education system. God imagine how grumpy the world would be for that week.

I hung you out to dry. Oh, that would! Wouldn't it? Play a song. You're a good. That's so cool there. You just left him out to dry. If Meg doesn't feel comfortable saying anything, then neither do I.

Not an ally, Meg? Yeah. And Meg was laughing. She's cracking up, but, like, doing it silently. She's cracking up. Oh, anyway. I think we must have been talking about, like, things you've just realized. And somebody thought that all women was, like, you know, whatever it was,

first of the month, the whole world. Yeah. We were like, what? just people who don't know anything about women's bodies that guy is definitely does not know where the clitoris is that's for sure by that guy do you mean me no the guy that originally thought that oh yes I'm sure you know where the clitoris is

only because Hannah will draw you a diagram day one big time it's like it's funny why you girls don't just turn around and go see this part here it should be very obvious you can literally see it you don't have to tell us where your japp eye is I can't say that anymore. Is that a bad term? Yep, because you were referring to anyway.

Oh, sorry, can you bleep that out? Just blip the first bit. Believe I, people know what I meant. Don't do the thing where you go quiet on me, your dickheads. They're both laughing. They're just going quiet. Does this sound like I'm laughing? I'm not laughing.

What, are you 1.30 second Japanese? Like he's 1.30 second Māori. My grandma was actually born in Japan. It doesn't make her Japanese. I don't give her a Japanese passport. Some of my best friends are Japanese. You only have two friends. And one of them is Japanese.

Me? No, I'm not Japanese. What's your Japanese friend's name? Michael. He used to come thinking, what's your Japanese friend's name? First and last. Yuki. Yuki's a no doubt.

He has one driver. You suck. You can't even come up with one. Uki Last name Sonoda Yeah But I will say this

You know where the clitoris is I do I've seen it before And I've seen it again I've not seen Had his bum hole You told us Oh okay

We're done Let's done Okay You've never looked at the bumhole No I need Hey come on I think sometimes You do the

Bumholes aren't for everyone They are for some people That's going to be the label of this competition Shout out to my mate Bevo he's a heterosexual male just loves buff stuff and good on him

good on them now we're doing a promo on this show at the moment called Sparful of Stars where we're giving away Is it $45,000 dollar spa pool That's an expensive spa pool

Even if you sold that on trade me And got 25 grand for you'd be stacked Now we can't play the audio in here Can we because we get in trouble Because then I think Effectively people can use the audio To go over and over and over Maybe they can copy and paste it into like apps

But guess what? The first star is Billy Elish. Yes. Yeah. Okay, Billy Elish. I'm a bad guy. Duh. I was hoping you'd all go,

shh with me. That's what again. I'm a bad guy. Duh. No, doesn't she say shh? No, she says, duh. Where does the shh come in? I don't know.

Which Billy Elish song does she go? Shh. What is she shushing herself? What's she doing there? No, Billy Elish song. Sh. So you're a tough guy. I play too much.

It's not annoy me. Spot of her, pull it down. I'm a bad guy. Anyway, she's one of the celebrities in the spa. We've got the spa here in the office, so it's just a few steps away. I wondered if I could go and just get in the spa now, live on the podcast and do a bit of a review.

We're going to take your clothes off and get in? Yeah, well, I'll take my... I'll leave my undies on. But if I go in there, I could give a bit of a review. Review the Jets. I might get one of the Jets on my... In the foofa valve. Yeah, and just see how that feels.

Do you want me to go? Nah. Yeah, if you want. It sounds like you're desperate to put the jets on your bum hole. And that's where you're like, do you want me to, do me to. Don't make me. You're going to make me. Have you dare, you know, I can't say no to a dare.

Have you got a towel or anything, babe? Because you're going to regret. I didn't really bring, I forgot to bring the toogs. Well, look, you can do what you live your life. But I feel like you're going to regret it if you have to get out and it'd be cold. You have no towel to get into. And what colour of my undies, because that'll be the thing, because you don't want white undies when you go.

I've got a gym towel that you can use. Oh, he's worn white, threadbare white underwear. Oh, yeah, same. They're like see-through. Yeah. Have you got gym shorts? No. I'll still go.

You can wear my undies if you want. They're black. Oh, do you want to tell here, then you can wrap yourself up. Okay. I think there's some edge budgie smugglers out in the promo cover, too, that Dan could wear. There's some edge budgie smugglers if you want them. Clint. there you go mate

Enjoy I'm so glad I get to Stay warm in the studio I mean we prefer when you listen to this podcast And the show podcast But you may also catch it live But if you didn't catch a show today I think it was the show of the week

I'd say today It was a great show Yeah I mean the others are all great too man I'm just trying to look at you And not look at Dan take his pants off There he's on okay Oh don't pretend

You do that thing where you pretend you're not looking but then you're quickly sighted I am. Oh, good boy. Don't look too closely. You may never be fully pleased ever again after seeing what other men are packing.

That's right. You've got to be careful. I never understood that as a kid when I watched Home Alone. And then he goes, go whatever it was a brush your teeth or get something, no, he needs batteries for his recorder.

And then he goes, I think they're in the bathroom. And he goes, no, I'm not allowed to go there because my uncle said that if I see him in the shower I may grow up, never really feeling like a real man. That's very funny. But he didn't understand the joke. Why did the uncle live with him? Why were that many people living in that house?

I think they all just bludged off Kevin McAllister's dad. Yeah, he was a rich guy. And then I love that bit where he's like, Red old girl, you can really do the cool guy. Whoa! This cat was talking about the wonder who could be. I said, hey, I'm the prettiest cat. No, I haven't seen it a while.

I did see. What is, what's happening in that scene? I can see her walking down on the street. And then he turns out and goes, hey, get out of here, you nosy little pervert. I'm going to slap you silly. And then he runs out and he goes, oh, you're cooking, Frankie. I don't know. What are you talking about?

It's the granddad in the shower and he records it. And then when he goes, Home Alone 2. Yeah. And then when he's in the hotel and that guy snoops around, he plays it and he gets the inflatable clown. Yes. Yeah. I thought we were still talking about Home Alone 1. You can understand why I was confused.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, too, too. They're both great. I think two's better than one, if I'm honest. Is that the one that... I've got to find Dan. That's the one that Donald Trump's in, isn't it? Yes, he is.

Yeah, nice. Okay, now, Daniel Webby, are you there? Can you hear me? Yes. Oh, yes. Okay, I'm going over to the spark pool now. He's walking over. It's a beautiful.

So it's out in the courtyard. It's a huge spa pool. Very, very big. It's got a touchscreen. So I'm going to turn on the jets now. You'll probably be able to hear them. Okay. Oh, can you hear that?

Yes. How warm is it, my love? Okay. It's currently 40 degrees in there. Oh, heaven. Okay, I'm going to get in. Here I go. Oh, my goodness me.

It is divine. Is it heaven? It is divine. You know, there's no one out here as well. You guys should come out. Come out. No. There's no one out here, so it's like really private.

No, I want to. I feel like we should lock him out there so we can't get back in. Yeah, take his... Come on, Ash, come. Take his towel, rip his vandies off. No, don't, because I'm in white undies and people are going to see through. Don't do that. You big dick. But come out, Clint.

Come out, Ash. Just take your kid off. I don't want, can you stop forcing us to get in this bar with you? Dits out for the boys. In this case, just for Dan. Clint, I won't look. Come out if you've got not got your togs. He's desperate.

He's just desperate to be naked with one of us. Dan, you're lucky you don't drink too much, because if you did and you have, best bar all the stories you would have on Monday oh it's lovely I don't even oh so nice are the jets on your bum yet no do me to put them on my bottom yeah yeah yeah yeah let's see hold on I'm gonna do it hi everybody oh there's some people here hello oh yeah everybody don't do it now okay I'm gonna put the I put the jets on my bottom hold on how do I do that now turn this on here we go oh my gone oh oh oh oh she should come in here oh yeah oh oh clit Clint oh my god oh I'm just joking

yeah got there's some powerful jets okay well they don't get better than that love you darling yeah it's now salt water in here Oh, yuck. That's so gross, Daniel. Sorry about that. That's so gross. You could edit that out. You could edit that out.

No, leave it. I'll see you soon, my friend. Well, if you come out here, you will. Otherwise, I won't see you until tomorrow. I'm sticking out here. No, Ash and I, you would have brought your dogs, Ash. No. I ain't getting in the spa with you weirdos.

Okay, see you soon, buddy. Come on, Ash. Oh, do you guys mind if I work on my cannonballs? See you, bye. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.