The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS can't say that!

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint McGinn-Dans, OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans podcast, Clint, Dan and Ash London, we do a radio show. No, don't just us, Clint. It's not.

The recap, this is the Wild West of podcasting. Well, usually it would be the Wild West, but we've got Little E's in the studio today, so we won't be doing too wild. Yeah, kids have not. off school. My wife is juggling a photo shoot and other work appointments. So I, this never normally happens, but I just needed just a few minutes to myself and I went outside and I sat outside in the courtyard eating my tuna and crackers by myself. Yeah, and then my kids walk around the corner of my wife and they're like, Dan, what are you doing? Where are your friends,

you loser? I'm just sitting by myself and the kids are thinking, that's what he does? That's that I've seen the real Clint. They're like, yeah, the actual, he comes across as Cool, but really no one likes him. That's not true. And he hangs out by himself out in the courtyard. Yeah, me and Dan, we have lunch or breakfast on our own, and then he tries to sit with us and we're like, you can't sit with us, and there's no room.

So my daughter Cam is 10, she's here, and Ty's eight. Morning, guys, how are you? Good. You guys are early for the Christmas party. There is a kid's Christmas party here away, but it's tomorrow at this time. Yeah, well, I have a play date for I can't grow. So why are you here? What, why?

Because my mom has work. Oh, okay, so she's palmed you off to her father, your father. Which means I don't think I can go to the gym either unless I pay to put you in Craish. Oh, so she has. I think you're too old to go in Craish. I only work three hours a day and my wife has to walk, so I can't have to be with my old children. Is that me? I just know, he said nothing like that.

I don't know why I did that voice. I've got some questions. I've prepared some questions for your children, Clint. Oh, okay. First question. What's the naughtiest word you know? The N-word. The N-word.

The N-word. Oh, we can't say that. Yeah, we cannot say that word. It's a very naughty word. Jesus, okay. There's one that, am I allowed to say it? Yeah, say it. Asshole.

Oh, that's not that bad. Assol's a great word, though. It's naughty, but it's a great choice. Okay, here's my next question. Start with you, Ty. What is your number one request for Christmas? If you wanted one thing under the Christmas tree, what is it? V-Bucks.

What's that? It's like Fortnite money. Oh, V-Bucks. What are you getting, Cam? your number one thing under the tree for a girl. I love like Uggs or like a Stanley. But I'm already getting Ux. She said she really wants

I'm getting Ux. I'm getting a new Nintendo Switch. Right. Do you know when we were kids and went to school, I remember maybe once having water for like 10 years? Now kids are like bringing their hydration with them. We had that shitty old like water bubbler that was like everyone's germs were on it

and the water tasted like metal. It was warm. What do you want to be when you grow up to? Uh, work here probably A what? Work here? Okay That's good

What about you, Kim? I want to be a fashion designer In like design clothes Okay, that's right She's sticking with it Cam, what are you sitting on? I'm sitting on a grey Like stair looking stool

Okay, Kai If you're gonna work here You're gonna have to come up with better content Than what are you sitting there? Okay We've done much worse about O-800 Yeah, we've had

We've done worse, yeah, especially this week. I've got a trick question. Okay. Wait, Cammy, you know the trick question with the cows and chickens? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Do you want me to say it? Yeah, because I forgot, I kind of forgot how many. That happens to the best of us.

Okay. There's 30 cows in a field. Yes. 28 chickens. How many didn't? That's your clue. That's it. Tishush.

How many didn't? Yeah. So, there was 30 cows in a field. 28 chickens. How many didn't? How many didn't? 30 cows in the field and 28 chickens

20 of the cows ate chickens So 10 cows didn't eat chickens Yeah Thank you Thank you thank you I'll be here all day So it's 30 cows in a field And not 28

So it's not 28 It's like 28 Like the 8 Are you too much I was not believe Was it because cows don't eat meat Yeah but it doesn't It's not meant to be logic

It's just meant to be a fun little quiz Two three If you count that screen, that's a four, I'm going to my phone. Five, six. What are you looking forward to doing? Six seven. Oh, God.

Six seven. Cut their mics. Cam, do you want to come over here before we finish? Come over here, I've got a, you know, have you heard of a tongue twister? Yeah. Okay, seeing as we're doing fun little things. Ooh, I love tongue twos. Okay, well, you come over here and try.

Which one of you as well, Ty? Me, come over there? Yeah, because you have to read it, so you have to read it into my mic, because I've got it on my my computer. That looks weird. Read it. Just read it as quick as you can. What's a...

Fig plucker. You don't need to just... I'm not... Is he tricking me? No. Okay, Ty, you go first. Cam, get in the next one. Go ahead. You jump over here, Ty.

I'm not a flick poker or a flick poker spoon, but I'll flick the puckers in a cop. He did it. He nailed it. Sucked in, dead. Now you go. It's feeling hard. I got to go to Grant Studio. I'm so sorry to leave.

I'm excited. Oh, Ash, please don't know. The amount of energy I'm going to have to do on this podcast is out. I also need to go to Grant's studio. Yeah, same. You guys stay here. I have got some important things. Love you guys.

I'll read the third one. One smart fellow, he smelled fart. Two smelt farts. They smell fart. Oh, they, they smelled farts. Yeah, I know. All right, guys. That'll do.

Yeah, okay. Catch you next time. Bye. Thank you.